What does a synthetic and a human have in common? Most people would say nothing. One is born and has lived a life up until the present day. The other is created with a singular purpose, just like a machine is. But, Jaune Arc isn't normal, not since he chose to pick up a weapon and Penny Polendina is unlike any synthetic that has come before her. What does that mean when they meet?

Toying with magic and wishes has always been a gamble. Who knew that losing could cause a new player to join the game? A very confused and unwilling player, but one likely to change the rules, nonetheless. Meanwhile, a certain magical girl just might get the help she desperately needs, and a certain baldy might just have the worst month (and a half) of his life.

Louise summons He-Man, a Hero of Grayskull and Protector of Eternia, as her familiar. For the first time in her life, Louise knows that she has the power... of the strongest familiar she's ever seen. April Fool's!

Jaune Arc, retired hunter, decides to take a leaf out of Ruby's book, and try his hand at weapon crafting. After varying levels of success, he begins work on his magnum opus. But it's Jaune, so it doesn't turn out like anyone expected. Oneshot.

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

An Alternate take on the ending of The Price of Love where Sheldon fixes Jenny's hearing before speaking. R&R and if you want to draw art of the fic, feel free too. Just credit me when/if you post it wherever. (Message me if you want to know how). T for some mature humor.

It started out so promising. Ruby found a best friend turned boyfriend. Yang was happy her baby sister had made a new friend and more. Weiss was happy to have someone else as a target of Ruby's energy. And Blake was able to enjoy some peace and quiet to read her books. It had been perfect. So why did the three feel the need to break the lovers up now? Cover art by RottenCustard.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

There can be a fine line between logic, desire and thermodynamics.

Ruby Rose was the one to open the door to Jaune Arc's musical solo, not Weiss Schnee, and as a quick-thinking, rolls off the tongue kind of leader, he improvised and made his song about her instead. Little did he know the milk-loving, cinnamon roll leader of Team RWBY was a sucker for chivalry and noodles. Not to mention Yang Xiao Long just loved playing matchmaker.

Kratos has finished his recent journey with his son. However, a remnant of his past calls out to him to the land of Skyworld. However, with the revelation of the slaughter he committed against his Olympian Gods, what will the gods of Kid Icarus do? Will it be love or war? A father's journey to reunite with his daughter. And possibly...give her a better life.

RWBY, but Jaune has the ability to roll for "random crits" at will. One-shot, maybe. Due to popular demand and the fact that i now have a whole bunch of ideas, this will be a collection of shorts that won't necessarily be in chronological order.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

The two of them were on a Journey to rid the world of the Demon Blades that were yet free. However after an accident befalls one of them, the two of them realize that between them lay more than simple camaraderie. The two of them wanted more. One-shot, Lemon, Again for Emphasis: LEMON WARNING

After the Battle of Haven, relaxation is the one thing on the mind. But while everyone is celebrating victory, our favorite dorks are wallowing in nostalgia and self-pity at their lackluster performance in battle. In moments of weakness, it's good to know that there's someone slumming it with you. Ruby thinks she failed. Jaune thinks its time for slumming it with some old memories.

The face that Marluxia sees is familiar. He recognizes that it was someone he knew from long ago. But now it only feels empty.

Gumball is having the worst day ever, and it's not ending there. In fact, it's not ending at all! Gumball is stuck in a time loop and if he ever wants tomorrow to come he has to get to the bottom of what's causing it.

Finally. (Super-Amy & Super-Sonic)

Satoru has woken from his 15 year coma. Follow him as he tries to piece back his memories and recover broken connections. And follow his romance with a girl he once only dreamed of saving. Note: Based primarily on the manga, so please read the manga first!

When Master Riku is sent to a certain castle of a world to pick up a Princess of Heart for safekeeping, he meets another familiar face. One with a long memory - and a very short temper. One-shot, semi-canon. Read and review!

What would happen if Jaune got really tired of waiting around for the final battle and decided to just go out there and see for himself? And left all sense of tact and subtlety where he left his will to live? Read and Review for yourself, I really don't know what this is anymore.

Harry signs up for more than he bargains for when he agrees to mentor Luna through her seventh year at Hogwarts While also teaching Defense against the Dark Arts. Together, they fight bigotry and corruption, while Luna learns what it means to Feel, and Love. Luna sets out to fulfill her mothers work and change the world as we know it forever...that is if she can live long enough!

Two years have passed since the events of MMZ 4, but Ciel was never able to let go. For losing heroes leaves a hole behind, one that very few things can fill, and a helmet only really fits the one it belongs to. But an unexpected visitor might just help Ciel feel whole once again.

"This is the Albatross 3, I'm picking up on visuals of weird creatures down there. It looks like they're holding EAS-4 Strut Connectors with pointed ends."

After a blackout caused by the testing of Nora's new Dust Enhanced Goofy-Good Delicious Pancakes—her words—Jaune, Ren, Sun, and Neptune wake up in a worn down, abandoned apartment complex with no memories on how they got there. Now they need to get back to Vale while fighting off the gruesome aftereffects of Nora's concoction, both figuratively and literally. Post Silver Ch 17.

[MAJOR SPOILERS] It was just after Sojiro had dropped off his ward for his trip back home that he came to notice something off about the probation journal the boy had handed over: Some of the pages near its middle were not actually bound to the notebook -I t was a letter, addressed to him. / In which the youth describes in writing to the father how the daughter makes him feel.

What will happen if Arisato Minako, The Messiah, is presence in the battle of Kyoto? [One Shot]

Prior to his retirement, a quiet boxer finds himself training with Doc Louis for a new and different tournament. Surrounded by a surreal variety of fighters and armed only with his boxing prowess, Little Mac, champion of the World Video Boxing Association, fights a whole new series of battles. He did not sign up for consistently fighting over the last pizza, though...

Romance flutters through the air, with the sweet aroma of love in its wake. Rin stops for a moment to do something special, but can't help but to ponder it all and wonder if it's really worth it. (RinxIzumo - T for Safety - Sorry It's Late!)

Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"

Edd can be crafty with inventions and schemes. However, it's all for naught if he isn't assertive. And there's a certain someone who could give him a little push in the right direction. Edd/Marie. One-shot.

Set in their high school days, Prompto introduces Noctis to the fake news about him on the internet.

Set in their high school days, Noct and Prompto learn how to shoot under the watchful eyes of Gladio and Ignis. Noct is good at everything, he's been training with weapons long enough, it's Prompto that is the surprise.

"My name...is Asriel Dreemurr. Me and my dear friend Frisk...we've had enough of everyone suffering so much and so often, due to our poor judgement. It's cost us control of our fates a long time ago...that needed to change. For that to happen, we needed to start doing the impossible. And with all of our Determination, everyone is going to survive this crisis...even Chara."

Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

There was no question that Tootie, his babysitter's little sister, could drive him right up a wall with her tireless fangirling over him. She seemed to be downright obsessed at times, and though it annoyed him to no end, he couldn't help but feel a bit overprotective of her, if only because of what her sister would do to him if she got hurt... Light Timmy/Tootie, mostly friendship.

Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.

Poppy stands for all Yordles. Lulu stands for sparkles.

Transported by Samuel Hayden against his will, Doom Guy will now have to deal with a new reality. One where Devils are not Demons.

Jaune Needs training. A mystical being shows up to grant his wish. But was it worth it? Yes, I was drunk again. CRACK FIC, TFS CROSSOVER.

"Take me with you." And that's what we did.

Just a few short tales of Nick & Judy meeting their respective families. Most likely short, definitely sweet and hopefully something you'll enjoy. First up; Meeting Nick's mother.

Well what have we here...? It would seem that the Asylum's pilgrim has made the most strangest choice. He had finally ended the cycle that Lordran had been under. Using the power of the first flame, he and his friends are whisked away from Lordran, to a whole new world with conflict much more different then their own. Rated T for violence and mild language.

After Beacon is reclaimed, all that's left to do is decide what to do with a frozen Cinder statue. "For Pyrrha..."

Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'

There are five things everyone needs to know about Smile Industry Inc., the largest toy-makers in all of Elrios. One: The CEO may or may not be insane. Two: The Heads of each department are very... unique. Three: Plans to usurp the CEO are common but all fail. Four: Snack foods are everywhere. Five: They're changing the world through toys. Business world!AU Rating may change to T

When Louise summoned a familiar, she wanted one that would change the world. Heaven knows what will happen when she summons a Modern day assassin into her life.

'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.

I just want to add One Punch Man to Madoka Magica and make a story about Madoka being cute and awesome. Mostly awesome. I own none of this. [UPDATE] If you all want a sequel, I'll do it if there is a lot of reviews and comments on what you think of this story.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

During the events of Act II, Shay composes a heartfelt letter to Vella discussing important things like frosting, whipped cream, chess, dangerous activities, friendship, and most importantly, how sorry he is about that thing she tried to punch him for.

Chuckie Finster had long ago realized that his high school experience was going to be less than ideal, but when Angelica is thrown into the mix things only get worse. Trying to avoid her stalker she bribes Chuckie to be her "boyfriend" for two weeks, but the pair quickly learn that their feelings aren't so imaginary.

She was an ugly little duckling that always dreamed of transforming into a beautiful swan. He was her faithful companion. This was their unlikely fairy tale.

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

-Four shot- A/U Jaune had done it, he had gotten into Beacon albeit through dishonest means- and was prepared to achieve his dreams. However two weeks before his departure his estranged sister, sensing his dishonesty, comes home to make sure he's ready. Through blood, lots of his blood, sweat and tears she made sure that he would be prepared for what is to come.

In one life Saito Hiraga was an unassuming boy living an ordinary life. In another, he was a legendary warrior who united his people and led them, and that of many others to achieve independence and freedom from the oppression of a corrupt nation. Guess which one Louise summons? DISCONTINUED. RE-WRITE PENDING

Timmy having lost his fairies changed and has become closed off. Until one day he realizes his friend on the computer turns out to be someone he knew well... what will happen when he realizes how he might feel about this person... will being closed off for as long as he has, and the panic, and anxiety attacks he'd developed stop this new relationship?

Marie and Double D enjoy a rare moment away from the other Eds and Kankers.

Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though. Canceled. Rewrite is up.

What if Jaune Arc can't talk?

Ruby Rose suddenly turns into Ragna the Bloodedge.

[FINISHED]"Ryuuji!" The girl cried, her feet cold and hurting from running on the pavement. It was all over. Suddenly, a gentle voice appeared behind her. "I'm right here." The boy said. Picks up from episode 19, but stretches over a long period of time eventually. Ryuuji never goes to the christmas party, and it changes his and Taiga's lives forever.

Calvin is seventeen. He still sees Hobbes, is still a little immature, he's still a genius (in his third year of college, if you must know)...but he's bored. Whatever will he do? Hope you enjoy!

After suffering a loss, a Guardian uses the worlds around her to find balance again.

Jaune's harem wants Jaune- immediately. Jaune himself is less inclined. Parody, humor, multiple pairings, crossovers, rated T for shenanigans. Crack. Based off Nightly7's Pimpsona series. It's BAAAACK!

Warning: The following contains strong language and playful jabs at a cool video game. It is not recommended to those who cannot take a joke. Reader discretion is advised.

Why go to school when you have had a bad morning and a perfect cuddle buddy.

Ib refuses to choose between Mary and Garry. Determined to make it work, she must play mediator between her two friends and find a way they can all leave. With Mary's violent tendencies and Garry's steadfast refusal to get along with that which is not real, can cooperation work?

Poor Arc. He has no idea that he's dancing with the enemy; literally.

As the new White Fang's first act of retaliation, they have kidnapped 12 year old Weiss Schnee. She is taken deep into Grimm infested forests where they come across a young blonde boy with dreams of heroism and a strong sense of justice. Weiss/Jaune [Indefinite Hiatus]

The room is cold and tension is running high between Sonic and Amy. At least the lunch smells delicious. Tails/Cream, Sonic/Amy. One-shot. Requested by Bartun. Rated K.

What ever happened to Flapjack's parents? How did he ever come to be floating upon seaweed in the middle of the ocean when Bubbie found him? Perhaps, a broken widow, trying to piece her life back together knows the answers?

When Tails experiment goes awry, Sonic discovers that he has to tell the truth- whether he wants to or not! One-shot. Sonic/Amy. Dedicated to Avalon the Assassin.

Years after the Anti-Spiral's defeat, Yoko's pupil Nakim fights to establish humanity's place in the universe - and find his own.

Finn is the Leader of the Kendo Club that's filled with boys. So what happens when a girl named Fionna joins his club? AU. FinnxFionna

'Tootie sometimes wished there were dragons though. Terrible things might go on in the Tremmorten's house, but certainly never anything magical…' Tootie Tremmorten finally receives a pair of Fairy Godparents! Will these colourful whacky fairies help her dreams come true, or will they just end up getting into trouble? R'n'R, written episodically.

As always, most everyone forgets Timmy's birthday, except one person, and she knows how to throw a party. TimmyXTootie

Narukami Yuu, age 15, is about to start a new life in the town of Mitakihara. However, in a twist of fate, the world seems to react to him a little earlier than he would have liked as he soon finds himself involved in a world of Shadows. On the other side of the coin, one girl trapped in an eternal loop will see an end to her nightmare.

Yen Sid sends Sora to Death City because it's being invaded by Heartless. Sora goes there to eradicate them and keep the city and its residents safe, but soon he finds out that the Heartless aren't his biggest problem.

Garry managed to save Ib at the cost of his own life, or so he thought. Instead of death, he wakes up and learns that it's now only him and Mary left in the gallery. Faced with the choice of leaving or staying with Mary, he decides to stay behind to keep Mary company. Eventual Garry/Mary.

Flaky is stocking shelves and Nutty causes a crash that leaves her stuck to a few marshmallows. Flaky, Nutty, and... marshmallows? Oh my! FlakyXNutty one-shot.

"I love you." Jade's smile grew and she firmly kissed him, mumbling "I love you, too, dork," against his lips. When John's hand made it's way to the hair at Jade's scalp and tugged, things got interesting.

An alternate ending for Sickly Sweet. (Grim and Billy put the Mask of the Beast on Mandy, and she is forced to be kind. Anything mean spirited brings her closer to turning into a monster.) Mandy tries one last tactic to get the mask off. Is this what Billy wanted all along? BillyXMandy.

Viola didn't die from the gunshot wound, and was saved by a friendly witch. While recovering from her wounds, the witch gives Viola some startling news, prompting her to go back to the house to learn the truth about Ellen, and figure out why the girl committed such an atrocious act.

"I don't really have everything. All I have is a car and sometimes friends who are the same age as me! And a lot of sugar! And this group around me... They're too big. And too new. And sometimes they aren't nice… but not in the not-nice-family way. I need a family family." Vanellope knew just what she wanted. All it came down to was asking for it.

It's winter, and like the normal, Ragna is alone just the way he likes it. Until a Certain kata comes tackling in, and makes him take notice of something he missed a long time ago. How will he react to this old but new plan? Nothing really bad about this one...

PB sends Finn to respond to a distress call from the newly discovered "Horse Kingdom" only to discover it to have been ransacked by an evil force capable of killing everything from Ooo to Equestria. Things ensue. violence/language. My first story.

Kratos, Ghost of Sparta, finds himself taken to a world very different from his own. Will he be able to continue his journey for vengeance, or will the former god of war finally meet his match in Equestria? And yes, I went there. SHELVED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

The year Yu spent in Inaba was exciting and unforgettable. Compared to what happened there, life in the city is just plain boring. Perhaps being summoned by a Zero to become a familiar will make things interesting. *Warning* Contains spoilers for Persona 4

Purple claws clutched the alcohol as white hooves plucked gently at a frayed end of the couch. They sat curled up, inches away, but distant as the stars from each other, not saying a word. Songfic request from BeyondTheDark, rated T for drinking

A short, but hopefully sweet drabble/flashfic about Spike and Twilight

Comforted by the presence of Princess Celestia as he looks back on the bittersweet memories of his friends and their passing, gentle Spike can't help but reflect on his choice, all those years ago. He wonders... "Might I have been better off?"

For Spike, this is his last shot at happiness, and he'd be a fool not to take it.

discord unleashes a gas that makes the ponies in ponyville ravenous and spike is the only one unaffected!

Against Spike's wishes, Soarin tests his luck with the fillies.

GLaDOS stumbles upon an old video in her system and makes a surprising discovery about a certain moron. Companion piece to "Because We Can".

Drabble, preportal. A scientist named Wheatley apologizes to a not-yet-activated GLaDOS.

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

Sakura-kun reflects on the time when he had Dokuro-chan by his side. But now she is gone, and she is never coming back. One-shot. Please review.