Deeks and Danny commiserate with each other over their loss of blood and sanity due to their respective teams. Updated when sufficient inspiration strikes.

Instalment number 2 of my epic Danny rants, because my friends are enablers and I'm a sucker for punishment. These will be rants and vignettes centred around Danny and the Five-O team, and yes there will be 712 of them.

It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.

At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.

Number twelve in the Fifty Things series and my first Firefly fic brings out an old favorite, Simon and Kaylee! T for what may appear.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Trust-verse. Clint was less recruited, and more drafted, by SHIELD. Nobody knew what to expect, least of all Clint.

I got this plot bunny from reading Kanon Anderson's fic called Gemini about a lost and thought dead twin to Zoey Bartlett. I also got an idea to work in Secret Service Agenct Sam Donovan and Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (both played by Mark Harmon) as ANOTHER unknown set of of family members to each other. What's here so far was written over a three day frenzy.

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.

Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, has accepted his role as the Multiverse's fix-it man. A figure of legend in many universes, he makes his way as directed by Creation to worlds where they could use a nudge here and there. Maybe he can prevent the multiverse from destroying itself in apocalyptic fire. Sequel to Stories of the Lone Traveler.

Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Tim gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout. *May contain spoilers for all Seasons*

A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.

Harry meets death and is offered a chance to go back in time and stop Voldemort. Death gives him the family he always wanted by blood adoption. Harry and his new siblings join the Marauders for their seventh year.

Hardy and Miller solved the Sandbrook case and it's all over. Only life has a funny habit of getting in the way while you're making other plans.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14

Alec Hardy leaves Broadchurch and both he and Ellie move on with their lives…until a dangerous predator and unexpected personal danger throw them back together.

Preseries. Yeah, it's another fic dealing with how Gibbs met Tony in Baltimore. But come on. Don't you kinda love 'em? Some OCs, crazy action scenes, grumpy Gibbs and unreadable Tony. Eventually some Ducky, Abby, and, you know, an actual case.

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

A series of Leverage drabbles. Mainly about the friendship/sibling relationship between Parker and Eliot. This has no end point in sight and I just add to it whenever I have an idea or something hits me as particularly Leverage-y. *grin*

Summary: AU, set in Season 8. Fed up by his co-workers' attitude towards him, McGee accepts a perilous six-month mission in Afghanistan. His absence finally opens the eyes of Team Gibbs, but will it be too late? NOMINATED for The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards in the Favorite Complete Fanfic category!

A Vignette project that will revolve around Danny ranting and everyone else listening. Prompts for stories are very random and quite fun. Feel free to take the prompts and write your own stories. Rated T for language. Edit: Ok, everyone rants in these, but mostly Danny.

There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard way.

Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story

Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.

Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.

The only clue to the murder of a dead Navy Sgt. is a surfing competition sponsored by "Coral Prince" of Hawaii yeah, guess where this ones leading...the team spent months building their case...following the trail from LA to Hawaii to Italy...but catching diamond smugglers is not their only problem ./STORY HAS UNDERGONE MAJOR RE-EDITING FROM CH 1 ON/ COMPLETE !

A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths

Nine in the Fifty Things family. This time, McGee and Abby snippets to enjoy! K plus for what may or may not happen. COMPLETE!

Darcy Lewis - Hero Handler, Scientist Wrangler, and all-around Babysitter - her life in 26 chapters as prompted by the alphabet.

The leverage team hasn't had a day off since before their stint in Juarez which is wearing especially hard on the retrieval specialist. Attempting not to let the team down Eliot tries to keep pushing himself past his limits.

My Parents loved me a little for 15 months after birth. It was then i saved my siblings and their friends and they took credit. By age of 2 i was shunned and branded as squib. By 4 i was left alone in house. By age of 8 I was studying under greatest alchemist. I am Harry Potter. multiple cwl/Harry Flamel/elemental/ravenclaw/super powerful harry/Harry/padma/parvati Regular updates.

The case is over and the LA team flies home, leaving Deeks in DC to go through FLETC training. But are things ever that simple with our detective. This is going to be an ongoing drabble, short story series about Deeks time in DC.

Wild West AU. Timothy McGee is a schoolteacher on the run from "No Irish Need Apply" policies back east. In the strange town of Roop's Point, he finds what it means to have a home worth protecting. McGiva. CaelumFelis is now 00AwkwardPenguin00!

When Harry dissapears and no one knows where he is, the WW considers him a fugitive. Tonks decides to investigate it and the things go to the hell. Lots of bashing and hints of H/Hr.

Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW

She's always felt that something missing that empty feeling that makes you feel alone in a crowded room. So what could possibly fill the void after eighteen years? Now written in French by Eileda and Spanish by December Ice Star.PURE FLUFF PEOPLE.

A post-"Hiatus" exploration of how Tony and Jimmy might have become friends. Casefic with ensemble cast—minus Gibbs... kinda. He's remarkably present for being so very gone. Language and possible spoilers.

Drastic measures are needed but is McGee ready? If he didn't have a phobia before, he sure will now. Prompt: Archaic Medical Treatment. Yeah, that. Already finished, ten chapters.

Sequel to "What to Expect When Your Assassin is Expecting" this follows the life of mischevious little Jayden DiNozzo as he grows up alongside our favorite agents. Laughs, romance, fluff and childhood ninja antics ahead! Tiva & McAbby. T to play it safe!

Henrietta Lange takes pride in her ability to spot a good agent and turn them into a great one, but how exactly did she spot the agents we know today? A series of one-shots exploring how each agent came into her sights. Rating may change.

Sequel To 'Who Says You Can't Choose Your Family.' A simple trip to help Hathaway decorate his new house in Oxford, lands Lewis, James and Sam in danger, yet again.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

They have triplets now! Tony and Ziva must now adjust to life as not only partners, but parents as well! Sequel to "Undeniable", rated T for language and minor violence. TIVA! and some McAbby. Slightly AU, starts with "Family", finished with "One Year".

Phil Coulson is the only qualified babysitter when Tony and Pepper are both out of town. Surely a baby isn't nearly as stressful as chasing after the Avengers...right?

A day that starts out wonderful can go downhill fast. Our beloved Sergeant Hathaway deals with romance woes, family woes, case woes and an annoying and uppity new graduate-entry trainee detective constable. With a little help from his inspector, his friends and colleagues of course.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Sequel to Makuahine: Danny is summoned back to Jersey for an appeal, while Steve decides its time for a much needed vacation. Welcome back Mr. and Mrs. Williams and you know it's not going to be just another vacation!

Darcy was over S.H.I.E.L.D. and their secrets. She had nearly forgotten about Jane and Agent Coulson, and Thor. She was over it, and she wasn't bored at all. Really. But of course, aliens had to invade New York. And somehow, Agent Coulson, the Agent's Agent needed her. Who was she to refuse to serve her country? DarcyxClint

Robbie Lewis hasn't seen James Hathaway for 6 years. Then one day he turns up on Lewis' doorstep out of the blue, scared and in trouble. And who's that James has brought with him?

Fourth of my Fifty Things stories! I present fifty little snippets about Booth and Brennan for your enjoyment! K plus for whatever might appear. COMPLETE!

Third in the Fifty Things installments. Now it's time for Tony and Ziva to have the spotlight! K plus for whatever may appear. COMPLETE!

McGee gets a surprise one morning, and suddenly life is not the same. Protecting a little girl is rough, but it is even tougher when she calls you "Daddy." Now McGee has choices to make, and why do they include Ziva? Completed.

Danny takes Grace on vacation to Southern California and finds out that Steve McGarrett's trouble magnetism has rubbed off on him. And now they're home again, with souvenirs.

Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Danny gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout.

This is the companion to my story "100 Ways You Can Love Your Husband His Way," only this time one of 'em is always going to be the girl…at least, in theory. There's cursing. Steve and Danny, heavy bromance, no slash. Sometimes serious, sometimes funny.

Lori Weston does not find a warm welcome at Five-0. Part of the Kokua Ko'u Hoaloha universe, AU. No pairings, family, no slash.

When they said there was more to Tim McGee than met the eye, he laughed and thought - there would have to be. For Crazy4NCIS. No romance.

Deeks signed the papers, now he's off to DC to FLETC training. But can anything ever be that simple for the detective. And what will the DC team think of our danger prone detective?

A rare genetic disease turns Tim McGee's world upside down, leaving him legally blind. Obscure Ailments Challenge. CaelumFelis is now 00AwkwardPenguin00!

They're partners, and a partnership is like a marriage, right? So why not explore what it takes to love your husband HIS way...Steve-and-Danny-style. Yes, there's cursing. Heavy bromance, no slash.

New version. Series of one shots in which Steve is always right, except when he isn't. Co-written with Takada Saiko.

McGee has always been the quiet one with a good family. What happens when a blast from his past comes to challenge that preconceived notion? How will the team view their friend & what danger lies hidden beneath it all?

Sometimes we have memories we want to stay hidden, and sometimes the past just won't stay in the past.

Just what is coming up in Gibbs' yard? Written for the April Fool's Day Challenge.

Mr. and Mrs. Tony Montgomery announce the birth of their son. Will Daddy be there for the baby's arrival?

Danny and Steve are wrapped up in a case to protect the Governor when Mr. an Mrs. Williams drop in for a visit. Rated T for language.

Danny has a secret that he is keeping from Steve, but it is a skill that will come in handy on the case that falls into their laps. Rated T for Language.

Danny has an abundance of lists and rules. And isn't afraid to share them.

Because I love the carguments, and simply decided I had to write some of my own.

This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr

Whether you think the Danny and Steve pairing is bromance, romance or anything else on the spectrum of things it could be is irrelevant, because this? This is why Steve McGarrett drives Danny Williams insane.

The president of a foreign country has requested McGarrett's particular skills and Steve's conscience won't let him refuse. But what does he tell his team?

A team bonding moment turns disastrous as accused felons target 5-0.

A man from Tim's past comes back, forcing Tim to tell the team about a part of his life that no one close to him, besides his family, ever knew. The man intends to finish a job he started years earlier, bringing great danger to Tim's life.

Steve true to form rushes in,damn the consequences.Later hurt and alone he realizes that Danny was right all along.Extended to multichapter fic:conspiracy against Five O -Steve whumpage/Danny worry;no slash,Chap 23 up:the rescue

Another Fifty Things installment! This time describing that cute tech pair, Eric and Nell. K plus just in case. Now adding short stories for each prompt as well! COMPLETED!

It's been two years since everything happened. Now, Tony and Ziva are faced with a challenge that will most likely change them forever: Pregnancy. Sequel to the Stars In Her Eyes!

A sequel to my previous story, Calculated Risk. The hunt for Wo Fat leads to more shocks and surprises for Steve and his team. H50 crossover with Numb3rs

When a tiny virus sweeps through Tony's body, leaving catastrophic results, his team remains vigilant. Not meant to be a "ship" story, but strong hints of it.

50 words, each describing an aspect of their partnership in one or two sentences. Rated K plus for safety. Please read! Now, by popular request, short stories for each prompt! COMPLETED!

A collection of one-shots, many related to certain episodes but some not. Twelfth: Danny notices something about his partner's behavior. Slight AU from finale.

A multi chapter tag to 1.13 The Beginning. Sometimes even SuperSEAL needs help. Luckily he knows just who to call. H50 crossover with Numb3rs

The H5-0 task force is assigned two observers from another state. What could possibly happen? AU

Steve threw Sam a bachelor party. Now everyone is hungover and exactly where is Steve? Kono investigates.

Tony and Ziva are married! Sorta... Marines with Middle Eastern wives are being targeted and killed, and when team Gibbs steps up to bat, guess who gets to go undercover? Primarily a casefic, but also romance and humor. Rated T. Tiva, McAbby. Ch14 up!

The Sequel to the Friday Night Bachelor Club. Steve intervenes when a blackmailer targets his friend Sam. Sounds serious but there are some laughs along the way.

The team is off to a conference to 'connect' with other agencies. Let the snow balls fly!

Sequel to The Bachelor Auction where we find out what happened to Steve on his trip to Maui. I'm not done with this series yet but I have to think on the next one. Feedback welcome. And of course I don't own these characters.

This is what she was born to do. This is who she is. A story about Kono, on why she became a cop, what it's like being the rookie, and her relationships with boys of 5.0 - the big brothers she never had. Rated T just to be safe.

Things heat up when the NCIS team from LA comes to the DC office. Please read or at least try it. It'll be really good. TIVA! Finally Complete!

Title translates as 'The law is harsh, but it is the law.' The devastating aftermath of a routine visit to collect evidence proves that there is no such thing as an straightforward day for the MCRT.

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

A sequel to Steve's Day Off. The Governor has drafted Steve to participate in an annual charity bachelor auction. Thanks to everyone for the nice reviews of Steve's Day Off and here is the sequel. THe next in the series is in the works.

Charlie became the target of a stalker..the situation got worse, when the stalker slipped into madness. Could Don read the signs, and find the connection between several homicides and the threat against Charlie?

The Governor insists Steve takes a day off. A fluffy little item while I work on a much bigger story.

Danny finally feels he might fit in Hawaii. At least his team has his back! What happens when a couple other detectives decided he doesn't?

Five years after Eliot and the team put a woman's life back together, she disappears. Can the team find her without Nate's help? Sequel to "If It's Worth Saving Me." Final Chapter is up: "The Recommendation—Sterling"

A humourous look into the lives of Tony and Ziva as they jump onto the rollercoster that is pregnancy - Rated T for safety! Chapter 20 is now up! R&R it's the FINAL CHAPTER! this is now complete!

The sequel to "I Don't Like That Old Face". In this story, Ziva is pregnant. Tony is elated and their both very happy! How does the team react? WARNING: INCLUDES VERY HORMONAL ZIVA DAVID, SO PLEASE BE AWARE OF DEATH THREATS, thank you :

Soldiers with specific skill sets aren't ever really Reserve. Steve finds himself temporarily back on Active Duty, dealing with terrorists, kidnappings and a homesickness he hadn't expected. 5-0, meanwhile, are having problems of their own.

It's SOP Standard Operating Procedure , except there was nothing standard about being shot, trapped and possibly hunted down within NCIS. Being locked in also means you can't get out.

Bits and pieces of Eliot and Kenna's life in between jobs and before and afters...lots of friendship growth and baby snidbits.

While Ziva recouperates after a horrible accident, Tony slowly falls for her and tries to figure out a way to tell her. Along with her newborn son, Ziva just wants to be loved. I suck at summaries!

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Sue is in New York and things are not going well. A case brings the team to New York. Will the team help Sue decide what to do next?

Director Vance's first case comes back to haunt the MCRT, and one agent in particular. Papa Gibbs, Tony and Tim friendship.

A homeless woman saves Eliot's life--and asks him to teach her to fight. Why? Now complete--all reviews welcome!

My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Humans fear what they do not understand. A member of Team Gibbs faces that fear when he discovers the truth about himself. Angst and humor in equal parts in this study of what it means to be human, and what it means when others question your humanity.

McGee is found alone and injured. Was it an attack against him, the team or the agency? Or was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time? The team struggles to cope with guilt, real and imagined, as they search for the truth.

Written for the Twins Challange. The disappearance of twins on a Marine base shows the team a side of McGee they never knew. My first NCIS fan fiction and the first story after a long medically necessary break. Now complete.

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.