A series of 100 word drabbles for Generator Rex spanning all pairings, ratings, and genres, but mostly Noex because I love me some Noex!

Post PP. Vlad doesn't lose, especially to a giant rock. With the disasteriod gone and the world in his clutches, he's free to do what ever he wants. Unfortunately for the Fentons, what ever he wants usually doesn't work out in their favor. Pompous Pep!

After hiding herself away for five years, SHIELD has finally found her. Now she's finally found a use for this gift that she calls a curse. Although a few things she hadn't counted on...an expert marksman and a super soldier. Clint/OC & Steve/OC

Just a collection of drabbles. Every chapter will be sexually suggestive in one way or another. Yaoi. slut!Canada.

Sort of Co-Written with ExadireNight. After Pythor had ruthlessly stabbed Cole, the Earth ninja had began training to become a better ninja and ends up finding out something strange about himself. Lava-Shipping

A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.

The relationship isn't right. Nobody would accept it. So it has to be kept a secret. Darry/Pony Curtiscest. COMPLETED (finally)

The destruction of Earth is finally at hand. Zim has big plans for himself, plans that just might cost him everything. Mpreg ZADR

Caught on film in a rather compromising position Danny and Dash learn that being seen as a couple has its perks with the ladies, until someone starts demanding proof.

America has been lured to a dangerous place and following after him Canada, Japan, and England get caught in a deadly game. The objective: Find America before it's too late. The consequence for failure? Death. Warning inside. (hiatus)

Freddie doesn't come home after school one day and Mrs. Benson goes to Spencer to find him. What does Spencer find when he locates Freddie?

Ben Tennyson lies and now is stuck going on a trip with his grandpa. While exploring a little, Ben finds a wound dragon and helps him out. The dragon his helps out become curious about Ben and seeks him out. BeVin no likey yaoi please don't read.

I always get what I want -always- and lately my sights have been set on a certain little pony. Dally's not the only with his sight on lil' Pony Curtis. Will he be victorious in winning the little steed, or will some one else snatch him? WARNING: M/M

An alternate universe of the fairy tale of red riding hood. Nagisa/Shizuma

DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M

Rigby has always been secretly in love with his best friend, Mordecai, and would do anything for him. But when Mordecai and Margaret get closer, Rigby grows more jealous and yerns for him. Now, he fights with the fact on either telling Mordecai the truth of his secret love or never telling him. Will he lose it all? Also, does Mordecai have feelings for Rigby too? MxR/MxM

High school was hard enough for Chris Thomas without an attractive football player trying to lure him out of the closet - for all the wrong reasons.

Based on a prompt from Imagine your OTP. When Price and McKinley are left to take care of the mission hut, McKinley's issues with nightmares comes to light.

When Elder McKinley finally confesses something to Elder Price, he gets a reaction that he never wanted.

Sometimes Buttercream feels like no one understands her. Because no one does...right? (contains female/female; don't like, don't read)

Zoe is a good actress. (Contains one-sided f/f shipping; don't like, don't read)

Because in the end, Damien always gets what he wants. Dark fic. Slash.

What the girls didn't know wouldn't hurt them. VinnieRussellSunil.

Dash had a hard childhood. He wanted to be perfect, until he met an orphaned boy named Danny, and his life was spun out of control. Years later they meet, but will they ever stay together? M for later chapters Yaoi love! (Warning for chapter 14 because it's kinky!)

Spencer Wright and Billy Joe Cobra have a movie night, it gets late, there is fluff. that's your warning.

[An odd question gives Russell the opportunity to make an odd confession.]

Before the music starts, Ryan winks at Chad, touches the borrowed tie, and says, "Watch me dance, Danforth," and Chad does. Or: five times Chad and Ryan shared clothes, and the one time they didn't. Chad/Ryan.

Sometimes, Whittany hates her sister. A follow-up to "Door-Jammed", implied WhittanyBlythe.

The Elders of District 9 decide to play a game of Sardines and end up packed into a closet and Kevin can't keep his hands to himself.

Kyle/Stan, Kyle/psychopathic, parasitic, soul-eating angel. (Post apocalypse, dark).

Former Elders Price and McKinley embark on their first vacation together. Inspired by a prompt on the blog Imagine Your OTP.

Gordon Gibble is left alone on Valentine's Day. Brad Buttowki wants to get in the amusement park for free, but for that he needs a date. Fate decides to have them cross ways. Brad/Gordie

Kevin and Poptarts try to save Connor from an abusive relationship with Steve. McPoptarts, McPriceley, McBladeley, Connor/Kevin/Poptarts love triangle. Rated M for language, violence.

The picture is my Mysterion costume... it has almost nothing to do with the story, but Mysterion is mentioned The girls have made another list! Bebe decides to let Kyle, Clyde, Tweek, and Butters in on the secret from the goodness of her heart... or is it? I don't want to give away all of the pairings just yet, but let's just say one will be very Stylish.

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline develop an awkward relationship. FULLY STORY NOW ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN. Check my profile for a link.

**OLD** Dipper and Mabel have returned to the shack for another summer. A certain red-head finds out the college-bound male twin has failed to lose his virginity and helps fulfill his request and lose it FAST. NOT Wendy/Dipper. Contains mild blood, occasional foul language, and was originally posted on tumblr. One-shot.

Sweden escapes to Canada to get away from the fact that Tino has a different love interest. So he crashes at Matthew's house. love shows up unexpectedly. SuCan. EDIT: sorry. no smut. why? because i cant write smut, you get no smut. lol and good day!

A story that surrounds Viceroy and his attraction to the ninja and an event that scars the hero. Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja. NinjaXViceroy

As a heatwave slams down upon Camp Kidney, Lazlo decides to take an inadvertently risque dip in Leaky Lake. Edward, too, finds himself at Leaky Lake as a way to escape the heat and the miserable life of summer camp. However, when the two boy's paths collide, all Lazlo can ask for is a smile. And he intends on getting one. -Rated M for sexual content and implied smut.-

Sensei Wu gives the Ninja team the afternoon off from training. Locked away in their tiny apartment with nothing but each other and a cake will Cole and Kai be able to resist temptation? ColexKai Kale Warning: sex, yaoi, food, graphic.

Oneshot. Kevin tries to help Connor come to terms with who he is, but in doing so reveals just how much help he needs himself. McPriceley.

Canada enjoyed killing. It was just the way he relaxed.

It was Elder McKinley's birthday, and they did not have a cake.

Clyde decides to upgrade his membership with Token's fingers to Deluxe. Two-shot. Because there isn't enough Tyde out there to satisfy my craving. Rated M for language and sexual themes... and drinking. Chapter 2 will contain: M/M, oral, fingering, orgasm denial, and dirty talk.

CxT AU fic-Cosmo and Wanda are Fairy Godparents who are looking forward to their next god child. But then they figure out that their new god kid is a lonely teen boy named Timmy who was falsely put into a...Insane Asylum! CosmoxTimmy fic, Please Review!

After loosing a seemingly random toy, Flapjack falls into a very out of character depression. Involving random, and only half thought out theories of his past sure to have been debunked by canon by now, K'nuckles themed TLC, and heartwarming closure for cynic and fluff lover alike. One shot. Made from mush -not concentrate- .

Ben is infected with an extremely rare alien parasite by Vilgax and the only known way to kill it will be the hardest choice he's ever made. It's either die or have his life and his friendship with Kevin change forever. Rated M for language and M/M sex. NOW COMPLETE! Male Pregnancy.

Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.

Christophe never thought he would ever have a crutch to have support from...until he sees the love of his life Damien x Christophe Rated M for some course language

The world was no longer what he formally knew. Everything had changed so gradually that he didn't realize the difference until it was too late. Now he wished he could go back to the rut he had learned to hate. Benson/Misc. Benson/Skips.

Fluffy McPriceley rollerblading

Stan and Clyde both went through a lot of pain in this new season. So they come together as friends and help each other.

Barney, it seems, has never tried bondage before and now he wants to try. Ted is willing to give his friend a hand. Ted/Barney – Mild bondage

Exactly what it says on the tin. One of Danny's parents inventions blow up with...unexpected results to say the least. Vlad/Danny

Kyle is sick and dying and Eric is the only person who is there for him. Kenny is trying to outrun death and Stan is struggling not to give up hope. "Don't get sick", "Don't Die", "Don't lose hope" & "Don't fall in love". This is a Stanman story.

Jack growled low in his throat and he grit his teeth, "Wake 'em and teach 'em never to fall asleep on duty again." He fell silent for a moment before speaking again, "Put Maurice on fire watch f'r a bit when you take care o' Samneric."

Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

What was it about this boy that drew him in so easily? Turkey is going to find out. Turkey/Canada. This is apart of the Realms universe

A light switch can be turned off and on. Connor McKinley likes to flip the switch. McPriceley

"Think now,Zim.You're on the run from your own empire.You have no base,no mission and nowhere to go.Dib wants nothing to do with you and your daughter doesn't even know who you are.What do you think you're gonna do with yourself now?" Mpreg

Once-ler/Once-ler. What happened was not really appropriate for any eyes really, especially not the Lorax. Selfcest. Bad, in general. Smut.

Revenge isn't warm and fuzzy- but Hevvin is! The enemy of my enemy is my... more-than-friend? boyxboy warning.

Kevin is just a little bit too excited to be going to Disney World for his and Connor's honeymoon. McPriceley Fluff.

HUMANIZED! CLOP Fluttershy has always had a crush on her faboulous friend, Rarity. When she arrives at her boutique to help, things get a little "steamy".

Treaty of Paris: Canada is now a British colony. Arthur has for mission to spend all winter at the Bonnefoy's seigneury. Despite the hatred that is directed at him, he cannot help but fall for the young heir... AU. UkCan. R-M for Death and later chapters

After seeing Sam flirt with Danny all day, Dash takes Danny to his house. Slash.

It's John's birthday, and Dave has something special in store for him. PWP! Warnings: Bondage, toys, teasing, ect. ect. Sequel in progress!

A sympathetic Danny just wanted to save a life. He had no idea that he'd be signing his over to a fanatical and obsessive monster in the process. Pompous Pep.

Cartman needs to find out exactly where he stands in this world and about Stan's past. What happened to Stan? Crappy summary i know. WARNING: Contains content that may be disturbing to some. COMPLETE! :D

After being dump for the umpteempth time, Vicki begans to have mix emotions for a rich snob. VickixTrixie. Dont like dont read. Rated M for a reason

Request for xechoheartx. When you have someone to loathe so dearly as Dash did for Daniel Fenton, the very worst and last thing you can do is fall in love with them. Swagger Bishie, One-sided Pitch Pearl.

The mysterious boy in the hallway... Latvia will do anything to get away from Russia even go off with a complete stranger. Will he ever find the guts to stand up to him? Will running away with Canada get him involved with more than revenge? CanadaxLatvia.

The Elders discover who Elder McKinley talks about in his sleep. Hilarity I think insues

Elder McKinley's inability to say those three simple words bug Elder Price more than he thinks it should.

It was one fine day in Mellowbrook until Brad decided to mess up a stunt, big time. With an unexpected turn of events, how will the two enemies in Mellowbrook deal with it?

Most love stories begin with the promise of a happy ending. But this is most certainly not a love story. Kyle/Stan.

When no one hates you more than you yourself, how can you possibly feel loved? A Dip fic centred on self-hatred and a rather horny Antichrist.

If I could talk to my 18 year old self, here is what I would say. Get out of denial. There is no such thing as a knight in shining armour, especially for someone like you. Warning: use of language, and dark themes in later chapters. Slash

Lazlo and Edward have been having naughty dreams about each other. What happens when Edward finds out? Rated M for a reason. Lemon.

A collection of drabbles with a Kevin/Ben theme. Updates on Sundays.

SYMBIOSIS: A relationship between two organisms. Kenny/Tweek Warnings for: Sheer amounts of gay, fluffy fluf

All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John

Orel has a nightmare concerning Hell. He joins his Father in the study for clarification, and receives more than he bargained for. Clayton/Oral, incest, M/M. Oneshot

Clyde's philosophy: if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with - or find some dude and pay him for sexual favors, or take his money for the same, or whatever. Though it may seem hypocritical, Kenny does not approve.

After a stunt gone terribly wrong Kick's parents forbid him from ever doing a stunt again. How will Kick survive the humdrum of being just a normal kid?

All the things Clyde has been repressing bubble to the surface when he runs into Kenny at an adult bookstore in North Park. Clyde/Kenny; others mentioned.

Germancest, no other pairings, nor are they important at all. Germany-centric. I suck at summaries. Though I put it as Angst, this fic contains humour too. And smut. Very lemonirific. Gay county-incest, sex and musings on Nazis. You've been warned.

Complications arise when Zack and Cody realize their true feelings for one another. When the world seems to be against them, Will the twins be able to over come several obsticles so they can stay together? Warning-Twincest!

AU GerUK. A type of slice-of-life fic centering around Ludwig Beilschmidt and Arthur Kirkland's relationship.

Ryan Evans had a chocolate problem. He didn't need it on his hips, and he didn't need it in his heart. Slash. Drabble.

After the guys come back from a night at the local bar, The six of the Foster family decide to play a game of cards. And when Terrence makes the game more Interesting, things take a turn for the odd...Rated M for Language and Mild Innuendo and Incest.

Marshall Lee's always been in love with Prince Gumball. When the night of the Prince's ball comes along, Marshall ends up hanging out with him and admitting things. What seemed to be an innocent love turns out to be more troublesome.THERE! RATING CHANGED!

Every night, without fail, he appeared on Gumball's balcony. And every night, without fail, Gumball waited for him. Marshall Lee/Gumball. Fluffy Drabble.

What happens when you pull Canada's curl? America is about to find out. Hehehee...yaoi...Now a series of one-shots! PWP

Had Kumajiro stayed home, he could have prevented this. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Now he'll make sure his master survives to smile again. Master/Servant/Friendship between Kuma and Canada. Guilty characters. Complete.

Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD

When Fionna dumps Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee comes to his aid to comfort him in the best way he can.

The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!

All: Get thrown to Earth by the Scratch, back to the day the kids' game started, and start school. -School AU starting after the Scratch was initiated. Pairings galore, obviously. The idea just wouldn't leave me alone. Enjoy, hopefully.

Abel and Praxis have been seeing each other behind Cain's back. But what happens when they take their "fun" to the Reliant's quarters?

Dave finally shows how much John means to him, but not in the way John would like. Warning: Suicide. ;u; I'msosorry... Written in Dave's POV. Rated M for safety reasons. xD Yeah... I'mjustgonnadienow.

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

Sometimes Gary gets lonely because he misses his best friend. And sometimes Gary goes to extreme lengths to get over it… GaryXTimmy vague BoyXBoy sex & angst if you squint MY FIRST YAOI LEMON Sequel ? coming soon!

It was his dream and destiny, but also his curse and undoing.

More Crack. Sorry, its in all caps again.

IT WAS WRITTEN AT 4 IN THE BLESSED AM BY ME AND A FRIEND. THERE ARE A LOT OF PAIRINGS. ENJOY.

I was always a bit obsessive in that way. Always, when it came to him. kick/gunther - drabble

Every day Danny comes home with bruises from Dash…But that doesn't stop him from liking the guy. And Dash? Whatever he's feeling, it's more than lust. AU, no ghosts. Sorry!

The Mormon could do no wrong, his grades perfect and great at sports. He smiled and acted kindly to everyone no matter the issue in a way, making him an eyesore for the haughty Englishman. He'd find a weakness, he'd win no matter what. Mature.

Companion to "Passion", set just after "Cut and Dry Routine". However, before he could fall asleep, he heard a thud of a thick glass bottle, a wine bottle, hitting the wood floor and sleepily sat up in bed.

Johnny awake on the train while Ponyboy sleeps, and his thoughts and feelings as they head into Windrixville. Is this a good enough summary for you? Get sucked in.

"Frankly, the lines between friendship and blatant crushing were blurred years ago." Kick/Gunther One-shot series. SLASH, no romantic Kick/Kendall.

Pony has a crush. Its getting worse and worse. He then goes to Dallas for adive. Tim/Ponyboy some Dally/Ponyboy non-con

The sequel to Dragon Hearted. On the brink of war and impending destruction of all dragon species it seems like every thing's a losing battle for Lovino and Ludwig. The students of Draco Academia seem to be fighting a war they just can't win. AU. Germano.

Alfred's eyes widened even more as he saw the bandages on his brother's tiny wrist. He took a step towards the Canadian, afraid to touch him lest he break. "Mattie…?" "Welcome home, Al…" Yaoi USCAN, USBEL, FRUK WARNING: Yaoi and Bad Cutting

He was ambitious. He was proud. And he was happy. Alfred F. Jones flew alongside the greatest aces in the world, escaping from the greatest perils of war victorious. Until he was shot down in Axis territory. World War II AU. AmeGer, EngCan.

-The Book of Mormon, the Musical- 'For longer than I care to remember, I've spent every one of my dreaming hours in Hell.' Lucifer/Elder McKinley, dub/noncon

DannyXDash yaoi, Danny is devastated when he is betrayed by his best friends but is able to start put himself back together again with the help of his former bully

Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn wake up bound and left in an abandoned shack. Tom and Huck.

Perhaps they aren't always the best puns, but neither of them care. When random sex gives way to a torrent of puns, may Gog have mercy on your soul. Nepeta/Feferi

why you never ask RusAme for advice on frienship, a TurCan fic about gettibg high. rated M for drugs and lemons. UPDATED

It wasn't meant to happen but it did & now Matthew didn't know what to do. Rape, Men preg, enjoy!

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.

John loves Dave. John doesn't want to share Dave. John will make Dave his. Forever. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.

France has a score to settle and Canada can help. Lemon, humor, and pissing off England.

You said, "Look at me," and looked away.

How could he ever lift a finger against the Highblood? Equius/Gamzee. Originally published 2-7-2011

Christophe is dead. Now he is property of an obsessed Damien. After being "rescued" from his tower in Hell, he is trapped in Thorne manor. Can he stay sane long enough to rescue his friends or will Damien break him? ChristopheRape.

"Francis had christened him, and the landmass he represented. He had possessed him, held him, made him his property, all without ever touching him in the wrong way or saying the wrong thing at the wrong time."

When one reaches the breaking point, the cracks can be clearly seen, no? Snapped!Mathieu Dark!Alfred No pairings.

I need me to kiss me, to hold me, to want me inside me- but I want to kill me, because I love me... You and me are me, and I'm crazy-So are you, you see, we're both crazy... And I f**king love it. Selfcest, Cannibalism, VERY dark themes. Snapped!Canada!

America reveals his true feelings to Canada. CanadaXAmerica. Rated M for fun stuff that happens

The aftermath of a hockey match between twin brothers Canada and America hardly makes for amicable resolution; the game is back on, and the boys play dirty. Rated M because I can't write about these two without becoming very perverse.

Canada contemplates suicide, because he is constantly forgotten by everyone. Story is by me, but my sister gave me the original concept.

France is having a party and Canada instantly strikes his interest, though America is determined to keep his little brother safe. Fun story, smut in 2nd chpt EDIT: complete! Yaoi, Franada Some alcohol also implied usuk smut hehe

Spain's outward facade has crumbled while he muses on his past. Upon realizing Canada's similarity to America, he is spurned, angered. He had and lost America. Canada, well, he never even had a chance...or does he? Canada/Spain. Lil on the dark side.

What happens when someone notices Kenny's constant mortality? Tweek x Kenny, 'cause it's not done enough. Rated T for boys kissing and teen drinking in later chapters. Reviews appreciated!

Matthew is writing a letter to Prussia when a drunken pirate England walks in. Arthur decides to show Canada who he belongs to. Warning: Rape

Strict beats and smooth moves, people- Gamzee offers up some inspiration for a mope-stricken Tavros.

He had to do something to be rid of it, to distract himself from the smothering presence of passing time, to try and delay the burning. He went back. Bro x Dave. Warning: Incest.

Two broken, lonely souls find each other in a small little bar. And they'll never forget it.

After Alfred F. Jones died, Arthur Kirkland was left to rot, depressed and all alone in the cruel world. So who was there to comfort him? Obviously… The twin of the deceased, Matthew Williams. I suck at summaries. ENG x CAN. REALLY. T.T ONESHOT.

When the room finally stopped shifting he saw the man sitting next to him with a large fish in his mouth, knees bent back and hands positioned between them. He was sitting like an animal. "Mon dieu … Kumayoshi?" A story about Matthew and Kumajiro!COMPLETE

One of internet creeps wasn't stupid enough to shoot himself at the Dateline studios. Fighting back is easier when there's two of you. Slight Thomas/Craig, M for graphic content.

Greece wants to give Japan a medical exam and you should always do what a doctor tells you too, right? YAOI PWP NSFW

England is dared to kiss Germany, but when he walks into the room to find Germany sleeping, he takes the oppurtunity to have a few more kisses, until that is Germany wakes up... Then it gets... interesting ;

New Years Day brings Canada a plesent surprise Pairings include: Japanada, USUK, Spamano, France x Estonia, and GerIta Summery Fail One-shot

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

It's Canada's birthday, and America wasn't invited.

Danny and Dash take the same English exam, except one of them fails. Later, he finds Dash in the locker room and thinks he should investigate to see how the jock's holding up. DannyXDash

Matthew, an average quite-invisible high schooler, and Francis, a famous model and soon-to-be actor. Somehow, the two become a couple and attempt a regular high school romance while facing the struggles of both a high schooler and a celebrity.

Done cheap, in an alleyway, and by the mouth of an anonymous. Just how Alfred likes it. Canada/America, PWP. Meme de-anon.

Here's all you need to know. Dragon Hearted but Germany's side of the story. Later to be M.

Matthew shows up at Holland's hoping to surprise him with his visit and throw in some surprise kinky kitty sex but things don't always go according to plan. Sometimes you just have to improvise. Neko!Canada/Netherlands Smut

-Puck/Kurt- They don't know how the notes go from playful and unobtrusive, to this. How they got from 'i like your shoelaces' to 'I want to devour you'. How coy turned to dangerous, how push came to shove. How there was nothing at first, but then... Then.

Mathieu was having nice day today. His bear remembered who he was for about five minutes, big accomplishment seeing as how he never remembered him. Cuba didn't try and kill him. Russia was busy doing gawd knows what with gawd knows who and Mathieu...

Jealousy rages within his blood, but it will never be spoken aloud. What he thought could be was still just his fantasy. GerAus with a hint- or more than a hint- of GerIta.

One-shot. "Like you said, Alfred," his breath tickling his sweat-damp neck, "it's just a game." Shenanigans at the laser dome. USCan.

America, Canada, and a game involving a doughnut that turns out to just be an excuse for something else entirely. Smut with a little bit of plot. USCan, oneshot

And, like a collector falling in love with that cute doll in the window, it was only natural that one would make the purchase.That is, until those said "inanimate" objects fall in love with their new masters. USCAN FrUK/HUMAN NAMES/ AU

"Mathieu, mon cheri, please come out." Francis had tried reasoning with the boy earlier but he had seemed determined to do this. Now, that wouldn't have been a problem if he would actually come out of the room Francis had prepared for him earlier...

When Gilbert sees his brother working too hard, he forms a plan to get his brother's mind off work and on more important things...like his awesome lover

Netherlands was doing the dishes they had left there last night, nothing strange about that. It was what he was wearing that caught the Canadian's attention. Or rather, what he wasn't wearing.

Germany and Prussia both long for the other but what happens when they think the other in love with Italy and Prussia has an accident? Written in German Brother POV and promises Lemon in later chapters. GermanCest!

From Canada's point of view. Canada's daily life living with America

In which Heracles assists her. Greece/fem!Japan, rated for masturbation and sex.

France never mistook Canada for his brother, but he had on more than one occasion, yelled out his own name in bed. It took a whole lot of roses to get Canada out of his passive-aggression after that.

Six years on, Zim has grown considerably taller. Irkan mating season every 30 Earth years rolls around and the all-mighty Tallest are impressed enough to send Zim a mate. And one particular human isn't too happy about it....

This is a teen rated Fanfiction about Ryou and Bakura. Life isn't all so simple between the two, and how does that make the threads in their relationship weave together? Bakura's cold but he could warm up, couldn't he?

From the very beginning, America and Canada have known exactly who they wanted to be with. De-anon, human names used, Am/Can/Am

Australia has put in a bid to buy Potash Corporation, which handles Canada's natural resources. Matthew isn't happy with this and confronts his brother, only to learn Aidyn's true reasons behind the offer. YAOI AUSTRALIA X CANADA MATURE

"I love you Matthew," Alfred whispered and Matthew gave a love-saturated smile, "It's just you and me Alfie. Understand? I can't trust anyone else in the world. Just you and me."

Ted/Barney based around the episode when Ted got the butterfly tattoo. The reason Barney's knees gave up on him is that he has a fetish about tramp stamp tattoos and was simply overcome with lust.

This is a Netherland/Canada fic where Matthew lost a bet with Holland and has to sit through a meeting as Holland plays with the controls for the vibrator he has in.

Shameless smut. With a tiny bit of fluff. And about a sentence of plot. Don't read this. RussiaXAmericaXCanada.

America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can

For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano

Canada gets some interesting ideas as he and Netherlands take a walk through a field of tulips.

Everyone at Draco Academia has a dragon. Except Lovino. Without one he'll be expelled and forced to do tedious work like farming or cleaning. But if he does get one he can only sleep with someone who has the same species.

FrancisxLudwig Yaoi warning! Francis is slowly fading away, but Ludwig won't stop visiting...

There's nothing left to be said. All he can settle for are two pathetic words that will never be enough. "I'm sorry..." America/one sided!Canada

-WARNING! Strong Yaoi Content! Rated M for a reason! - The story of which Alfred confesses, Matthew faints, and Arthur and Francis get nosy...

truth or dare party at Craig's! pairings: dip cryde style bunny and gregoryxmole

Hungary drives around in a taxi. Two familiar men get in, who are being just a bit to friendly with each other on the back seat. NetherlandsXCanada, Voyeur!Hungary.

Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used

"You're at my house, comrade," Ivan said with a chuckle. "Don't you remember what happened last night?"

Canada goes looking for Netherlands after his loss to Spain in the FIFA World cup finals. Once he finds him its up to Matthew to cheer his lover up! smut. Netherlands/Canada

It starts out about as innocently as anything starts between he and Alfred. Alfred wants Matthew in a dress and it ends badly. And Arthur proves that he knows more than Matthew thinks. USCan with a much cross-dressing and England on the side.

Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.

Don't read it if you know what are you doing.

Greece is a distraction, when Spain needs it most.

Genderswitch France/Canada: on beauty and fidelity.

Yet another Deanon. Germany and Prussia have to attend America's extravagant Christmas party. It wouldn't be that bad if they had not abused of their beloved beer the day before. Germancest, written for the kink meme.

Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. Fluff. Ryan Evans defines "crisis" a little differently from you or me. I wrote this, but the characters are absolutely not mine. What if they were, though? That'd be crazy!

"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.

Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R

Arthur saw Germany, carrying a small tree with candles, picking his way across the barbed wire."What do you want?" England called, his gun pointed at the other blond. "Truce," Ludwig said, holding up the tree. Ger/UK, about the Christmas truce of 1914

'Please don't notice. No one notice the blood on my hands. Please over look the crimson gloves that torment me. He's not there anymore, no one to ruin my life further.' WARNING: Yandere!Canada

She promised she wouldn't break up Ted's relationships anymore, but this thing with Barney had to stop for all of their sakes. m/m Ted/Barney

Matthew's Halloween parties are to die for! Alfred knows that all too well, and lends a hand. Literally. Hinted CanAme; Rated for excessive gore

The year is 1866. Prussia is at war with Austria and can not locate the elusive country but has managed to capture Germany. What punishment will Prussia do when Germany doesnt talk? One-shot and High Lemon and rape

He has always been able to cope with being forgotten. But now, a series of ill-timed events has threatened to shatter his last bit of hope. ...Rated for self-harming...

NaNoWriMo project: The time is World War II, and two Allied Nations are missing in action, presumed dead or captured. Mature for language and graphic blood. This can be considered pure crack. Warning: yes there's a touch of UK/US France,Canada UK POVs

After years of being forgotten, Matthew Williams finally snaps. M Rating for: Violence and Gore.

Little Sealand journeys to Germany's home, intent on making him pay for what he's done. But will he get his revenge? Or will he be getting something entirely different?

Clyde's suddenly given up on girls, and is failing his grades. And a certain fatass tutoring him can't add more drama, can it? Main pairing Cartyde, mentions of Creek with some one sided Cryde; title not very related.

Canada's sick of being forgotten. So, he's going to take Alfred on a rough ride that he'll never forget... YAOI. CanadaXAmerica, MattXAlfred Criticism appreciated.

Lovino questions why he hangs out with the drunk Canadian. Lame summary for lame story, a-boo-yeah.

Canada was only going to have lunch with Austria. Nothing more... then Prussia came... Bondage, lemony goodness, and good ol' fashion Prussian awesome. R&R and love the threesome! Even if I can't write it well!

Canada is sick and tired of being ignored and forgotten in the World Conference. So he storms off to relax in his rooms alone when he runs into Turkey, who has other ideas.

Germany/S. Italy, dubious consent Romano and Germany end up making a bet. They end up having sex.

Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.

It was now a well known fact that Ryan Evans and Chad Danforth were good friends.

Ryan Evans likes exotic things.

I finally submit to my madness, my lust for power. Even now as I re-tell my story, to you. You will see how much I suffered before I finally snapped... -Matthew Williams Canada CHARACTOR DEATH!

Canada was once France's until England took him away. After time passed, Canada is reunited with France through business. France wants his Canada back, and Canada wants to make up the lost time they could've had. Rated M for France XD

They met at a club, and things just exploded from there. ClydexCraig. Craig/Clyde. Clyde/Craig. Based on the U.S series called Queer as Folk. :D

Alfred just wanted to kick back and relax after a long day. He never, in a million years, expected to discover that his boyfriend starred in pornographic films. Guess you really do learn something new everyday. AU, Alfred/Matthew

Germany can't decide what to do on his day off. Luckily, France and Prussia came up with a good idea. France/Prussia/Germany fic

Arthur spends his week drinking himself into a stupor. And does something he'll always regret. WARNING: RAPE. Real names used, UK/Canada One-shot.

AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk

Ever since Matthew had a breakdown in Febuary, he's had trouble adjusting. No one hangs out with him, he's failing in school, everything seems to be going bad for him. Especialy when his Father lost it. Rated M; AmericaxCanada near the end;

Another one checked off of the list! He is sitting next to me, filing down his nails like he does every day. With out looking up, he says: "You should like, let me kiss you."

Drabble-like OneShot. Estonia x Canada x Latvia M for sexual situation.

Kumajiro Wonders Exactly How Sweet His Matty Really Is. Kumajiro/Shota!Canada Dun like- Dun read.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

Winter has been very dry this year so Australia takes advantage of the few rain showers he gets... Even if it means running around in the rain in his underwear. Canada/Australia

Clyde really should have stayed in his cold bedroom. He'd rather be cold than half-naked hogtied on someone's doorstep...at least, until he finds out who's doorstep it is. Stolovan Clyde D. Kevin Stoley m/m slash. Dedicated to Zombiecest.

England has lost the war against America for independence, but he finds comfort in Canada.

Some pairings are cannon, some are crack...these are just whack. Each chapter is a different insane crack pairing. M for sexual content. Second chapter up- Clyde/Taco.

I kiss was just a kiss until you turned it into so much more. Two best friends. One who sourly denies it. The other who can't stop thinking about it. This kiss could either make it or break it. CrYde.

Get a mug of something warm or cold to drink, relax, and just read.

...the pet polarbear cub had been spared seeing the advent to happen. As were the others... Matthew/Canada, human names used

Dash takes a stroll down memory lane while out on the football field that changed everything for him. Slash m/m Danny/Dash fic. R&R

Sometimes, your plans don't go exactly as planned. And sometimes, that isn't exactly a bad thing. One-shot. Crappy, in my own opinion. Tydeeeee. i haz moar now?

Woo! Let's see here. Dark themes. Check. More angst than you can shake a surrender flag at. Check. We're good. Rated for things listed before.

"You know," France said so nonchalantly that it was anything but nonchalant. "I've always wondered why Canada is on top of America." England spat out his tea. "Huh?" America asked, eyes wide. Canada groaned. America/Canada.

Just when Clyde had almost forgotten about "the bet" with Cartman…

Canada can do nothing but forgive because Canada was born and raised on the unforgivable. Warnings: child molestation, neglect and melodrama. From the kink meme. Includes France and England, super slight Eng/Can

"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.

When Freddie make the wrong decision during a personal crisis can his friends save him before it's too late? I do not own ICarly. Warning Gay Freddie, attempted suicide, blood, and the F word.

In the ten years since Clyde was un-masked as Mysterion, South Park has become a town of teen vigilantes and villains. Now a terrible event threatens to expose them all and it falls on Clyde to take up the mantle of hero one last time. Clyde/Marjorine

Clyde just wants to know what it was, so Cartman tells him.

Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.

Canada has something important to ask of Japan. Uses country and human names. First time writing a fic for Hetalia, be nice please. :3 A present for a dear friend, da. EDIT: Because I fail at life, I disclaim here: NOT MINE, eh?

Clyde had a nightmare of sorts, and it's up to Eric to make him feel better.

He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.

*ON HOLD* I wish time would slow down, I wish I didn't have to grow up, I wish we could be together. But that's against the rules. WARNING: slash*Timmy/Chip*, minor swearing and violence.

Everything, everything she had, Natalia wanted. Russia x Ukraine, Russia x Belarus, Belarus x Ukraine, oneshot, enjoy.

All I did know was the wound in my leg was burning, and after all I had done, after everything I went through to try and get my father to notice me, he still turned a blind eye to my pain..." Orel's thoughts during 'Nature: Part Two'. Oneshot.

There is close to nothing Ze Mole wouldn't do for a smoke. Damien/Christophe CRACK. Contains oral sex and hell. This pairings needs more love.

Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England

Clyde’s been playing professional football for years. Hell, it was all he could do. No long lasting injuries had even been inflicted. Full grown men didn’t hurt him – but somehow…somehow, Stan’s twelve year old son had managed to chip his tooth. A trip

A little too much to drink can lead to some odd things. Germancest, Prussia/Germany

In order to prove to his sister that he doesn’t love Clyde, Craig makes a list of reasons. But things don’t go as planned...craigxclyde. SMUT/LIME. SHITTY HUMOR AND LAZY STORYTELLING.

Matthew is an overlooked senior at an boarding school, who fell in love with a former student - who is now teaching French! Francis is having trouble in translation... FrancexCanada School AU. Rated M for Omake. Writen for Secret Santa @ Livejournal

Double-D could honestly not say that he ever thought he’d be jealous of a bike. Edd/Kevin Slash

After mulling over the fact that he is quite the boring guy, Craig Tucker gets a hold of an old friend to see if he can help change that. Rated M for strong language and sexual situations.

Clyde was caught with Kyle, how will his Auntie Butters respond? Note this is an AU and there is a big difference in ages

I never would have thought once that I would be wiping these tears from his delicate face, that on this night I would suddenly obligate myself never to keep him out of my sight. As long as I’m here, this will never happen again, Huck Finn. Tom and Huck .

All Canada ever wanted was love. Is that too much to ask? The only thing he can do is take the closest thing to love he will ever get. At least, that's what he thinks. One-sided: France/Canada. Mutual: America/Canada. Happy ending.

Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.

Norm inspires Chip to write a song. Norm/Chip oneshot, rated M for a reason.

Dash always wants the light off, and his lover wants to know why. Could it be he's hiding somehting, or just trying to? It's has angst as a genre, but it's not bad at all. Just a little "Aw, poor guy," at the end. Rated M for vague sexual descriptions.

Timmy insisted, "I would suck out the venom if I thought it would save you." Angsty Chester/Timmy

A violent, abusive affair, they looked down on it as some kind of sick foreplay. Tonight, however, they would do something different. Tonight they would try what everyone thought they’d always done.M/M

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

England x Canada. Taken from an RP I had with a friend. The next chapter will be FranceEnglandCanada.

Clyde lost a bet to the worst person possible.

Their first dance. Chyan, slash, written for comment fic

FlapJack is 16 years old, Bubbie isn't around, and K'nuckles is drunk with a hard-on. K'nuckles/FlapJack yaoi. My first story ever finished. Yay

The story of how Timmy Turner and Chip Skylark find love in each other after hiding it for the other for years. Rated M for yaoi and sexual themes as well as age difference... 16 and 22..

Matthew's confusion about his feelings for someone who has had a great deal of influence on his life.

AU; Puberty has hit the island, and it's caught both Jack and Ralph in its tumultuous winds. PWP

/SLASH/ Based off Puds' picture of the same name. Creekomas PWP

Italy wants to take charge of Germany. Wonder how that turns out... ONESHOT! ITALY x GERMANY. R&R and Germany-san will give you some of his coffee.

Jack and Ralph are back at Millitary Camp.What will happen when sweet Ralph begins to fall for blonde bad-boy? /Slash/ StrongLanguage

Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.

Josh is a priest with just one weakness. Unfortunately, it's a big one. SLASH. AU/AR. Drake & Josh are not stepbrothers in this fic. Adult concepts/language. Includes religious themes/concepts some may find offensive or blasphemous. Read at your own risk.

Strike me down where I stand. I wrote FlapjackxK'nuckles. And it's entirely inappropriate. One day Bubby gets fed up with the two boys and leaves. What will they do in her absence for a day? Yaoi, lemon, pedophilia shota con, little boy and older man sex

Needing to pass the Chemistry test lest he be forced to stay in 11th grade, Kenny seeks out Tweek for help. KennyXTweek. Oneshot.

A drunken Clyde is the best Clyde. Kenny x Clyde. Lemon-ish.

Clyde has very little respect for himself, and yet he starts to delve into starting relationships with those around him. Slash. Clyde/Tweek. Clyde's PoV

There are rumours circulating at East High, and the two boys the rumours are about are completely oblivious. Chyan.

REPOST. In the space of one evening, Chad Danforth had gone from: the Lady Killing, Jock Extraordinaire, and this year's elected Prom King; to the Boy Kissing, Possibly Expelled, Closet Case behind the bleachers. CHYAN.

A hint of Ted/Barney slashy goodness, hopefully without being too OOC.

Ten almost drabbles. Some just over, some just under. Five Drake/Josh five Spencer/Freddie. Slash, don't like it go away. Rating T-M

Ryan likes lying to his sister. ChadxRyan.

Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn have been best friends for a while now. Both envy each other and thats what makes their friendship so fun. But what happens when Huck wants to push their friendship into something more? TomHuck Slash

Chad’s a lightweight, and Ryan’s honestly never had more than a sip or two out of his sister’s glass. Chad/Ryan, implied one sided Troy/Chad and Troy/Gabriella. Miniature spoilers for HSM3.

Oneshot. Roger x Steve slash. An extremely drunk boy and alien at a party.

Cartman isn't the only one who sneaks into others' houses. CartmanClyde.

Sometimes the strangest things happen when you're just out to have fun. warning, slash

Dash’s new house is perfect, with one tiny little setback, it’s haunted. Nobody believes him but he knows the ghost is there, and he has to get rid of it before his family’s dream house becomes their worst nightmare. Slash in later chapters

Small Chyan one-shot. You got game? A little. Finally Chad gets to know what Ryan's modest answer really means.

Oneshot :EddxKevin: Good thing Kevin was there to help soothe the pain.

dashdanny danny got raped and now has a kid and dash is there to help him out but happens when vlad comes WARNING: OOC complete

After Darry hits Pony, Darry developes new feelings towards his youngest brother. Warning,slash/incest. If you dont like, dont read! Be kind, first fic! I fixed first chapter, please review! COMPLETE!

Basically, everyone goes to Cartman's house to see HSM2.... better than it sounds... rated for language

He was a broken beauty, a tainted dame. So perfect, yet so wrong. And without a second thought he sent his fist into his refection, shattering his beauty, shattering his sin. Graphic Rape. Drake Abuse. Finished!

Plagued by nightmares, Ralph seeks out his old nemesis Jack when he learns that Jack has been placed in a mental institution. Warnings: slash.

Edd x Kevin slash. Double D confesses being gay and is abandoned by Eddy. He finds kindness in the most unlikely place.

Danny's life has changed and not for the better.This will be a slash story. with pairing as followed DannyDash, SamTucker, VladMaddie. Abusive and dark with alot of pain for danny.

When a strange creature infects Dash, he gets tentacles... in an odd place. They take him over and guess who he targets, but Danny! Warnings: Yaoi, Slash, BL, bondage, slight mind control, rape kind of, and TENTACLES! XD

When Dash is sent to the locker room early he sees another boy doing something with a photo that ends up getting him oddly aroused.

Tweak helps take Kenny’s mind off his ‘limitations‘. Yoweh

A day in detention and a time table of emotional events brings Stan and Cartman together in a very nice way. Slash!

SLASH!DannyDash. Title not quite accurate but close. Dash uses his family's past to put an end to his 'unrest' what results throws both Dash and Danny into confusion and possible confusion as well as possible Love? BOYS WITH BOYS! R&R, no flames please

Eric has too much pride to confess his feelings for Clyde, so he brings in a replacement. EricClyde Frog, EricClyde, Hintings of TokenClyde

Ralph wants to convince Jack that they need to lead together. Slash. OneShot.

Journals, Tweek, Kenny, stalkers and toliet stalls. Just catching the attention of the one who needs it most. Slash. COMPLETE.

Before Dash and Danny say goodbye to each other, they make one last memory of their love. Slash DashDanny Oneshot

People think I'm completely cold and heartless. They believe I'm unfeeling. But they don't know my one weakness I'm in love with Clyde Donovan. Oneshot, ClydeCartman kindof

Slash. All the warning signs were there in the end, Danny had no one to blame but himself.

Cosmo messes up big time on Earth and in Fairy World. Antifanfic for “The Fairly Oddparents” Written by a friend of mine. Edited and published by me. Warnings inside!

Summary: Tweek and Kenny get caught in the middle of some wet, naked fun. Written for my dear friend, Riss. Twitch's return to FFn.

Kenny struggles with his feelings for Tweek, who is moving away... Or according to Twitchable Wiz, The best Tweek x Kenny in existance. SLASH TWEEK x KENNY ONESHOT FLUFFY MUSH

Odd's been caught by Jim again and now it's the last straw. He intends to make sure that the blond and purple haired 'brat' never disobeys the rules again. Now Odd needs to deal with the outcome of his ‘punishment’. Warning of Yaoi [MM], Rape [NC].