Hello, I haven't used this site in a while. I don't generally have a lot to say on my profile page. I write fanfiction mostly as an outlet, a means of scratching a very particular itch. While I admit that I get satisfaction from knowing some people enjoy the things I write, I write mainly for my own entertainment...and hope that other people are entertained along the way.

A consequence of this is that this profile is littered with the remnants of abandoned projects that I haven't touched for so long that the original files are long gone, having been written several computers ago. That being said, I have opted to take a new approach that will hopefully lead to more completed works and fewer disappointed readers. I now try to write stories in their entirety, or as close as I can get, before I start posting chapters, which means that, for a given story, whatever chapter it is currently on, there are several chapters that have already been written.

Another thing to declare is that I am not the most social person, particularly online. I don't do a lot of talking, and I don't really do social media (my Facebook page hasn't been touched in years). I am also probably one of the laziest people on earth in this respect as well. So please don't take it personally if I don't respond to your messages right away...or at all. It's usually got nothing to do with you...I'm just a lazy jerk.