The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.

Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?

Draco and Hermione chase down a mythical monster and get stuck in the Arctic tundra.

MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!

Sirius Black is nineteen, practically at the prime of his life, fighting Death Eaters and helping the war effort. His mother - who, of course, only wants the absolute best for her family - has found the seemingly perfect girl for her eldest son to marry. "Tell me, what would my mother say if she found out you were a - ahh...?" "Mudblood? Oh, I'd quite like to find out."

After Dimitri breaks Rose's heart she can't live with the heartbreak he has caused. One question "Make me forget" could be the end of Dimitri and Rose. Can their love survive when Rose doesn't even remember loving him in the first place? R&R :D

HermioneRemus - Hermione asks an unexpected question, with interesting consequences.

A collection of drabbles honouring the parents of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus cast of demigods, gods and mortals.

Hermione wasn't the type of witch who would enter into this sort of arrangement with anyone, and even if she had been, Draco Malfoy certainly wouldn't have been her first choice, but there wasn't anything inherently wrong about it, was there? She was an adult, and she was allowed to lighten up and enjoy herself. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Set after those famous four words. Rose Hathaway has not been heard from or seen for 5 years. The Moroi world is now falling apart with rising Strigoi numbers and falling Dhampir numbers. Now Rose Mazur has received the call for help, and she offers up a proposition the Guardians cannot refuse. What sparks will fly when the past and present collide?

*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.

After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.

She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: GALAS, GAMBLING, AND A BEARSKIN RUG. Part four in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. This is the LAST and FINAL installment, so enjoy!

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon

A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...

Was it because of the boys? The thrill? The escape route? From Vita to Chantale, Lucy to Tendayi; why the Hunters of Artemis swore to that pledge.

Cheesiness, laughs, giggles, hyperness and stupidness guaranteed. Almost a chapter a day keeps the doctor away.

Fred is falling for Hermione. There's just one problem; she's already married...to his brother. (Edit: Realist/Domestic Ron bashing from Hermione's POV) Darker Fremione than usual. Rated T for bad choices!

Remus is back Teaching Defence against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, so who better for his teaching assistant Hermione to consult when she suspects she's being targeted by an Incubus? Hermione is nineteen in this story.

Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.

Lavender and Parvati discover some juicy gossip about George and Hermione.

'"There's something very liberating about being able to express yourself underneath your trousers!" George insisted passionately.' Hermione/George!

In which James sends Lily a poem, Lily sends James another poem, and then they're engaged in a poetry war. All James knows is that if he plays his cards right, he can (just maybe) get Evans to go out with him. "My poems are awesome/I'll make you see/In the meantime do you/Want to go to Hogsmeade with me? -James" Jily fluff.

Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.

In the midst of a looming war, an old law is brought back to life. Hermione Granger soon finds herself in a hasty engagement to a man that just happens to be her professor. Marriage Law. AU from the end of HBP. COMPLETE.

And the words tumbled out like a waterfall. A collection of poems about the characters. I don't own the Percy Jackson books. I update Wednesday and Saturday unless otherwise stated. Hope you enjoy. Dedicated to TheseLittleWonders.

Once again the Malfoys have found more than their share of trouble. Draco has been given a choice of three months in Azkaban or a year of public service. The question of who and how his case officer is arranged is the makings for a story.

Post-Allegiant. Three and a half years later and Tobias is travelling city to city in order to explain the situations currently unfolding for them. On one trip to Baltimore things go wrong and he winds up running into a girl who looks identical to Tris. But could it possibly be her? Or is this girl merely a stranger?

ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.

The Avengers are battling a new threat when a newcomer- who just so happens to have the same power as the enemy- helps the Avengers out, and S.H.I.E.L.D obtains their first ever wand-wielder who just so happens to be Steve Rogers' new friend. Whoever said America was a great place for a fresh start was sorely mistaken.

Special Agent Annabeth Chase was ready to take a nice, long vacation from work. But fate had other plans. Now, because of possessing absolutely zero resistance against her half-brother's puppy-dog eyes and her partner's enthusiasm for a new case, she's stuck dealing with the annoyingly attractive and friendly Detective Jackson. He had to go ahead and be smart and cooperative too.

Neville Longbottom had always been a wallflower...but then one year, two abusive teachers, a snake's head, and a handful of decisions later, he blossomed into the kind of man he'd always thought his father would be proud of. This is his story.

The Weasley family prepares to enjoy a Sunday dinner in the garden outside The Burrow, and when Mrs. Weasley sends Hermione into the kitchen to fetch dessert, Fred is all-too-willing to help her. One-shot. Post-DH. Fred's alive. Complete!

Katniss and Cinna were fighting to make the world a better place. They were waiting for change. They also might've been waiting for each other, but they had a long way to go before either of them would admit it. Cinna/Katniss. AU. SPOILERS for all three books.

He was all that held her together for that moment. Without Malfoy, there was no Granger. He was drowning in desire. And she was falling for beauty. Power like holding the sword flowed through her veins. Need like the thirst for water pounded through his mind. He was her addiction. And she was his redemption.

Hermione thinks she might want to have sex with him.

"Bill let out a small chuckle, and Hermione's eyes widened as his green eyes met hers. She had been staring again!"

"Hermione, I'm really curious to know what Muggle parents tell their children at bedtime. I still can't get over the fact that you'd never heard The Tales of Beedle the Bard." "You've never heard of what! What kind of childhood did you have!" "Well we have plenty of Muggle fairy tales to keep children occupied." "Really; do you mind telling us some Granger?"

Seven heroes. Seven deadly sins. Coincidence? I think not.

A oneshot in which Annabeth freaks out over a hickey and Percy, well, Percy responds with his usual wit. AU.

A 'hot guy' was teaching Annabeth's gym class at her all-girls boarding school sword fighting.

When Chloris the Goddess of Flowers sends Percy, Annabeth, and Grover on a wild goose for the God of Comedy after he plays a nasty prank on her, things turn sour once the get to Florida. Of course Grover has to help her, she IS the Goddess of Flowers after all. (Set after Last Olympian, but before Lost Hero)

Sequel to my story A Night in Paris, but you can read this without having read that. Percy and Annabeth are relaxing on the beach at a beach house with Paul, when they are interrupted and swept up in yet another quest, this time including the queer spirit of a river god's daughter, an old friend who just might be traitorous, and a monster with red fur bent on catching them.

In which the Seven are little demigods with big powers. Multi-chaptered.

Artemis says her final goodbyes to her faithful lieutenant, and her thoughts stray to another who resides among the stars.

Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.

Except for half of the demigod population of New York which is half out of its mind on Christmas Eve. Oneshot.

Paisley Waters, a 12 year old girl from District Eight has no chance in these Games. Living under a factory her whole life has less than prepared her for the fight of her life. But something Paisley does could end the 66th Hunger Games before they have even begun. . .

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

Featuring the first girl to ever pick up Jem's violin since his death and of the London Institute's current state. Oneshot.

If the dead see what they want to see and the mortal see what they want to see... what about immortals? Oneshot.

In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.

A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*

... how horrible is your immortal stepparent? Oneshot.

Sequel to Percy Jackson and the Staff of Hermes. Ever wondered what happened the night of Percy and Annabeth's one-month anniversary? They have just helped Hermes recover his staff, and he's repaid them by allowing them time in Paris, France until midnight. Percy and Annabeth are enjoying exploring the city. Then something goes un-according to plan. My first fanfic! Please review!

A celebration of August 18 throughout the years. Oneshot.

"Supposed fact: If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, it means you're a very good kisser. Hermione intends to find out if she is one." [cliche/fluffy/cute]. Inspired by one night of frustration at not being able to tie a knot on a cherry stem.

The Capitol constantly overrates itself and puts itself where it's not meant to be. Like in someone's heart, when it's so full there's barely any room left. Oneshot.

"Allow me to introduce Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy and Septimus Severus Malfoy." "I was being sarcastic you idiots, I thought my tone of voice made that clear! How was I to know you were this stupid! For the love of Merlin…you two are unbelievable!" "On the bright side, we get to see my father's eyes completely bug out of his head!" Rated T for Hermione's Malfoyesque habits.

"Now for the 225th Hunger Games. These games are to show the rebels that not even the strongest of bonds can escape the Capitol." Betrayal, romance and pain all linger in the arena and Head Gamekeeper Scythe promises to make this the best games of all time... *CLOSED*

A companion piece to "Lessons". Missing scenes that happen away from the original plot. You do not have to read this in order to understand "Lessons"; it's just here for those who wonder what happens when Fred goes home :- Rated M to be safe.

Hermione Granger never thought she'd be asking Fred Weasley for tutoring - especially not in this subject. But what will happen once the lines between teacher and pupil become blurred? Rated M for later chapters

First meeting hosted by Gaia at 2:30 sharp, light snack served afterwards. Oneshot.

The story of the candy bowl on the Principia's table. Oneshot.

Together is enough to make anybody optimistic, even people starring at reality. Oneshot.

Airplanes and dolls, hearts and defense. Everything is paper, and everything is Travis and Katie. Oneshot.

When Julia tries to get involved in the fort and the praetors don't let her, she always wonders what exactly their excuse means. Oneshot.

An easy thing to get if you're a knight on a white horse, but hard when you're the gentle giant. Who's ever wanted the loser, after all? Oneshot.

In which Percy stops a certain son of Hephaestus from running away in the middle of the night. Oneshot.

Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"

At the end of each ball, the men once again bowed, kissed her hand and aimed the most charming of devilish grins her way. She curtsied in turn, gave a demure smile and told them each time, "It was enchanting to meet you."

Ill have a blue Christmas without you/ Ill be so blue just thinking about you... Annabeth and Percy's Christmases since they started dating. Oneshot. Merry Christmas.

Annabeth looked at her son. He was dry. In the bathtub. Dry. In the water. She held her breath. "Percy!" she yelled. - Annabeth finds something curious about her baby son. Fun fluff.

…I'll burn with you. / Series of unrelated oneshots featuring Cinna/Katniss. This time: She comes to him because he tempers her brutal kisses and turns her warfare into love-making.

Ten possible outcomes of the procreation of Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson. Day 7 in Ten Days of Percabeth. Oneshot.

Sometimes Percy wondered if becoming a marine biologist was a bad idea. Especially when the fish seemed to think that meant he was some sort of therapist.

Remembrance day piece featuring Emily and Frank Zhang.

Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.

Draco and Hermione are caught passing notes in class. Professor Snape orders them to read aloud what they seem to think is more important than Potions Class. Chaos ensues. Bet's he's regretting not just ignoring them...

James and Lily oneshot based off the Maroon 5 song "One More Night". James wants more from Lily than their dysfunctional no strings attached affair. Unable to convince her, he gives himself one more night to be with her. But both of them know it won't be their last.

Seventy years later, it's Annabeth's turn. Oneshot.

What if you only had sixty days to live after being reborn? What if you knew the person you loved only had days? What would you do, with who would you do it, and what ghosts would you deal with? Frank and Hazel need to answer those questions; fast. Oneshot. Written for Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.

Blackjack and Skippy have been a couple for a year, and they're about to be even closer for nine months, with their owners in a frenzy... Post war with Gaia. Oneshot dedicated to I am Reyna daughter of Bellona.

"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione

Hermione has to use the bathroom, but all of them are full. So Fred helps her, while pranking her. It's a lot funnier than it sounds. I do not own Harry Potter or My Little Pony, obviously...it's a fanfiction website!

DRACO/APPLE and SCORPIUS/ORANGE! Super random super short one-shot that came out of no where. Curse you, plot bunnies!

An ocean and two hundred years away from the London Institute of Charlotte and Henry Branwell is the last witness to the terrible events that tore it apart and left London cursed for Shadowhunters, and even she doesn't know the full story. Cameos by other Shadowhunter series. Oneshot.

Is the bad guy always bad? Aren't we all the bad guy to somebody else? Oneshot.

Father's day was not something Paul ever thought he'd deal with, even after Percy came along. Oneshot. Belated Happy Father's Day.

One typical school morning in Brooklyn House, which of course means that the place is a free-for-all. Except for the fact that Bast is the one in charge of babysitting... Oneshot.

Finnick's trick as to avoid going crazy while offering his 'services' to the Capitol socialites, by order of President Snow. Oneshot.

The holiday Sally Jackson the single mother dreads. Taking place before Smelly Gabe came into play. Happy Mother's Day! Oneshot.

His eyes are the last thing I see: Tobias' efforts to make Tris' death a little less painful. Oneshot.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Clary puts her child to bed, and her memories invade. Based on the rhyme that Cassandra Clare released on the Internet. Oneshot.

In which Percy answers the phone and Sally is scared half to death. Oneshot.

Every girl dreams about her wedding day. Truth is that she's Muggleborn. Truth is he is a Pureblood. Inconvenient? Definitely. *Rewritten 3/12

Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG

'Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.' the man in the tree wanted his lover to die beside him. Katniss thought he was being noble. She though the man was trying to save his lover from the terrible world they lived in. . . Katniss was wrong.

The life, love, duty, and sacrifice of Emily Zhang. Oneshot.

Jason over the years in the legion, and the growing up he did there. From the little boy demanding for Lia, to Little Boots, to the small and furious legionnaire, to the praetor. Long Oneshot.

When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.

Remus sabotages Hermione's attempt to make the Wolfsbane Potion more palatable.

The message that keeps going around camp from child of Hermes to child of Hermes. They should be afraid. Really afraid. Oneshot.

Why must the Kane Chronicles' most epic nine year old like penguins? Dogs, hockey, video games, baseball- nope, penguins. How did that happen? How has it affected his life? How? -Oneshot.

They woke up tangled together and both of them kept their eyes closed, Katniss pretending that the hair on her cheek was gold, and Finnick tried to convince himself that the hand resting over his heart wasn't that of a huntress.

From start to finish, twist to turn, Sally Jackson's story and how she ended up with a god, with a gorgon head, and now with the same cliffhanger as the rest of us. Minor once-used language, not that bad.

Caesar remembers the year he had pink. Every year the colors change - from bright yellow to neon green to shimmery blue. And that year it was pink. Oneshot.

Percy's genius solution when he needs to keep his daughter busy... Yet it works every time. Oneshot.

Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love And One Time They Didn't . Written for thgkinkmeme with the prompt, "Katniss/Gale, first time."

Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...

Hermione rushes to the DADA classroom without knowing why. What will she find once she gets there?

Unseen moments, good and bad, between Draco and Hermione during and after their years at Hogwarts.

Gale sells and Finnick is sold, and there is no honor in Panem.

It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.

What happens when a treaty is signed in order to end the war? What happens when enemies are forced together, under pain of death? Who's lives are changed in the process? What happens when Hermione makes the ultimate choice?

A guy & a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever. SONGFIC.

Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.

When Hermione gets run down and sick during her 7th year, it's up to Draco to get her to rest. But in doing so, will he finally admit what he feels for her? Gift for Countess Black ONESHOT

Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

A muggle cafe, a wizarding dating quiz, an excitable owl, and a bunch of pushy people leads Hermione to fall in love with the man that stands her up. But what happens next was not at all what she had planned! Love in Unusual Places fic. ONESHOT

ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic

AU. What starts out as an innocent crush soon leads to a fiery affair between Lily and her new roommate James. As they try to hide their affair from Lily's boyfriend, both of them find out what it means to get burned.

In Muggle Studies, the 7th years are given an assignment. Along with partners. At first, all is well within Hogwarts, but then some rather interesting facts begin to emerge.

Hermione's forgotten what day it is, and Fred decides that it is up to him and George to remind her...at their own peril!

When Remus loses control of himself one night, his life and that of Hermione Granger's is altered forever. What will happen when fate throws them together in an unthinkable predicament? Will they remain friends or will they become something more? HG/RL

When Hermione is whisked away to Italy and runs into some trouble, a handsome young man is there to help her, but is this Italian hunk what she really wants, or is a spell about to reveal the greatest love trial of all?

Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.

Special Auror in Charge Harry Potter hated the press and he hated delivering briefings divulging progress on ongoing investigations. Hermione Granger was abducted a fortnight ago. How is Draco Malfoy involved and who makes the ultimate sacrifice?

WINNER OF MARCH TWIN EXCHANGE MONTHLY CHALLENGE! A strange tradition practiced by the Weasley Twins gives Hermione a bit of insight into Fred's feelings for her as well as an understanding of the luck of the clover.

Just before the Easter holiday Draco and Hermione are locked in the Hogwarts Library. And there they'll have to remain for a week. Can they be civil with each other? And why did Draco get them in this mess to begin with?

The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?

Remus and Hermione fall victim to the twins prank. Should they plot revenge or just enjoy it? one-shot. Birthday fic for Miss Corpse.

She had twelve hours to kiss the right man before the curse claims her. Banner by the talented Maris: : / i41 . tinypic . com/dzxg7b . jpg no spaces

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

A duel of quotes between Hermione and Draco leads to new possibilities. Rated M for a reason.

Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!

A chance meeting quickly turns into heated snogging when Hermione and George are in the presence of a Venetian Lust Flower! Hermione/George

A haunting story is told by a mother to her daughter, the ending in reality is not the ending in the story. . .

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.

She loves him, he looks right through her. Or does he see more than she thinks?

The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB

Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret

If your child fell ill, what would you do to secure the help of the person who could make a difference? How far would you go to save its life? Warnings: EWE, Oral, F/M

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

It's him. It's always him. JamesLily. Threeshot.

My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.

Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.

Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.

Charlie Weasley needs a place to stay, so Hermione Granger offers him her spare room. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, only falling for the wrong Weasley... Chapter 11 is here - in which something finally happens :P

A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.

A continuation of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee!

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Hermione hears from an annoymous sourse that she was slipped a love potion by Blaise, for her to fall in love with Draco. cute little oneshot, trust me you won't have read anything the excact same as it! big twist at the end.

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.

Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.

“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”

OneShot Challenge. Charlie Weasley was the most arrogant man Hermione had ever known. If he thought he could sway her with those winks of his or that lopsided grin... Well, he might just be right.

Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot

“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.

"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.

DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.

Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.

Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

As long as we have each other, everything will be okay.' 'How do you know' 'Just believe me.' 'Do you believe yourself' The man paused. 'When I tell you I love you.' Romance with a terrible twist.

After celebrating the fall of Voldemort, two people wake up in bed together...and clueless.

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

Dobby is remodeling the headmaster’s quarters for McGonagall. In the process, he moves Dumbledore’s Old Bedroom Mirror down into storage with McGonagall’s New Bedroom Mirror. What thus ensues? Read and find out!

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione

This is a joint fic with myself and burnlikeacigarette. It is basically a parody of all overused DracoHermione cliches. Its funny! Read it!

Pigwidgeon is very upset because it seems like Ron hates him now. What can Hedwig do to help the poor midget owl? PigwidgeonxHedwig! Only fic of its kind!

Writer's block does strange things to my head... I am not responsible for my actions under the influence of chocolate and the afore mentioned affliction. Please read and review.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE

I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)

Ever wanted to know Sirius's "SOB" story? What happened during 7th year? Why was it his fault James and Lily got together? :) Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! :) Chapter 8! now up!

If it weren't for that one mistake, their arrangement wouldn't have had to end. DHr, mentions past HHr.

Hermione tells of her secret romance with Draco and why it ended

Oneshot fic about Harry's first Christmas, Marauders style! Includes Moony, Padfoot and Prongs, plus Lily and baby of course, and what with Sirius' interesting choice of Xmas gifts and James' libido, it could be a very interesting Xmas! R&R please?

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.

Because who doesn't go to Walmart?