Hey, I'm gohanFanfics. I'm guessing you came to my profile to know about me, so here you go:

Gender: idk

Age: 14

Where I live: United States

I reeeeally suck at writing, but maybe I can get better here. Hopefully. Oh, and if I ever make a story don't expect me to update often I guess haha. Later!

Favorite DBZ Couples:

Gohan and OC (original character)

Kid Goku and OC (It's interesting...)

Favorite type of stories:

Horror

Romance

Adventure

Supernatural

Humor

Favorite Characters and Series (In Order):

Dragonball/Z - (kid-teen)Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Kid Goku

Naruto - Sasuke, Naruto, Obito, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Kakashi

Fairy Tail - Gray, Erza, Natsu, Happy, Lucy

Favorite Bands:

One Republic

American Authors

Breaking Benjamin

30 Seconds To Mars

Linkin Park

Red

Thousand Foot Krutch

The Script

My Chemical Romance

Ashes Remain

Rise Against

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Obito, Tsunade!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruSaku, SasuNaru, SasuOC, NaruOC, ect...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Both

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Sadly, no. But I will one day!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Leaves to check* Uuuh...

I have one T-Shirt with some of the characters as chibis (Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Sakura, Lee, Kakashi, Tobi)

Plenty of posters.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Not anymore.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Neither really.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru, SasuSaku can burn in a hole.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Yes.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Hidan, that motherfucker is the shit.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro-Teme.

14. Have you seen all Narutoepisodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Working on it.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Working on it.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Maybe.

17. Sub or dub?

Both.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti, she's so useless... I've never seen anyone so useless before.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny. Tobi is a good boy!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Of course! ... what does he look like again? (Joking!)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

What do you think my response would be?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku... is not male... or at least I think "he" isn't.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Lol, both.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hinata. Why? I would love to see her try and kick Neji's ass back in the first series of Naruto. Plus it would be amazing if she snapped at her dad, lmao.

Sasuke. Why? Have you seen the Latest Naruto Movie? Man, he's such a flirt! I would love to see him like that in the show!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

... Eh.

27. Do you like lemons?

Yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Which one? ;P

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

Nope!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Some of them already like the show... so there's no need.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Not in school, but out of school.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

School life, most likely.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Only to see why Kakashi's hooked...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Hm... not really since I mostly draw DBZ. Only 1 so far.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Partially, the wings throw me off...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

... Eh.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Not really.

I'm Sorry that Girls Don't Realize These Things.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with enough respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

Answers: Books, Random, Fork, Pants, Pulse, and Six. You got them all wrong, didn’t you? You pervert…

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I kissed

April--I licked

May—I did the Macarena with

June--I smelled

July—I jumped on

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--a birdbath

2--a monster

3--a phone

4--a fork

5--a snowman

6--a gangster

7--my mobile phone

8--my dog

9--my best friends' boyfriend

10--my neighbor

11--my science teacher

12--a banana

13--a fireman

14--a stuffed animal

15--a goat

16--a pickle

17--your mom

18--a spoon

19-- - a smurf

20--a baseball bat

21--a ninja

22--Chuck Norris

23--a noodle

24--a squirrel

25--a football player

26--my sister

27--my brother

28--an ipod

29--a surfer

30--a llama

31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--because I'm cool like that

Black--because that's how I roll.

Pink--because I'm crazy.

Red--because the voices told me to.

Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green--because I think I need some serious help.

Purple--because I'm AWESOME!

Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway

Brown--because I can..

Other--because I'm a Ninja!

None--because I can't control myself!

Combine and see what you get!

I smelled my mobile phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1993. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, " Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

... I'm sorry guys ;(

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Sayajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are - a true Saiyan"