CrepeCreepsDoll
 Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Gakuen Alice, Harry Potter, and Xiaolin Showdown. STATUS UPDATE: I have gotten a new computer and it's a Chromebook notebook. Not the best choice I know, but I had not choice in the matter. Anyway i'm behind in writing cause my stuff got deleted cause my other computer crashed... BUT I'll UPLOAD SOON!! Also if anyone wants some one-shots or prompts done just PM me cause I do need some quick things to write, cause the others take a while. Sex: Female Age: Like hell i tell you! XD Hair: Reddish purple brown. Eyes: Chocolate Brown Clothes: She wears a black graphic t-shirt that has Calcifer from Howls Moving Castle on it saying may all your bacon burn. She also has a pair of dark blue faded jeans and black and white high tops. She wears a blue and gray Uchiha hoodie. Favorite Animes: K-project(haven't actually watched it really. Lol) Hetalia, Bleach, Fairy tail, Vampire Knight, Black Butler, Vampire Bund, Ghost Hunt, 07-Ghost, Rosario Vampire , D-Gray Man, Black Butler, Gakuen Alice, FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Naruto, and to many more to say. :D T.V Shows/Movies: South Park, Harry Potter Series, Avengers, Spider-Man, Danny Phantom, Batman/Young Justice, Throne Of Atlantis, Bakugan Series, Yugioh Series, Beyblade, Outsiders, Rise Of The Guardians, Star Vs The Forces Of Evil, Dude That's My Ghost, Gravity Falls, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeny Todd, and More. Games: Undertale(Wanna Play It SO BAD. Stupid Chrome Book), FNAF(Scared the shit out of me), Black Ops, Halo, Minecraft, Pokemon Yugioh and More. Dislikes:Veggies, Drama, Annoying People, Sad Stories, Character Death, ANONS THAT GET PEOPLE BANNED FOR BAD LITERATURE WHEN SOME OTHERS HAVE BAD ONES TO, pork chops, grilled chicken ,grammar nazis, pears, watermelon, people who make a fanfiction that's super good but don't update it for like years an years, no hardcore smut, talking in front of other peopleand some other stuff. Likes: Candy, Cake, Other Sweets, Video Games, Youtubers, UNDERTALE, FNAF Reading, Anime, YAOI, Hardcore Yaoi, Smut, Singing, Dancing, Writing, Talking, Fighting, Weapons, Guns, Flowers, Music, Homestuck, Hetalia, Ihascupquake, Minecraft, Markiplier and other things! Sayings: Chin up, shoulders back, wipe those tears,get on track,smile and wave and wink with class then tell 'em all to kiss your ASS! 1,2, Freddy's coming for you If.. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy or fuck(VLxHP :P) one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.(LIVE ON KING OF POP Q_Q) 7. Children take over class and teach child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing If you have ever fallen so deeply in love with someone who doesn't exist that people now go out of their way to avoid you, copy and paste If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry! If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you! Father:"You’re in big trouble Missy!" I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I do what cheerios tell me. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. A day without sunshine is like... night. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, You I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mummy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! You Say Pink :Taker's Poem: So close, Yet so far away In my dreams, he's my protector In my heart, he's my love In my eyes, he's my savior In my arms, he's my angel My lover My soul My life My Everything In reality, he's beyond my reach A Freddy Krueger Help me, save me, Can anybody hear me? Wake me up, get me out, Don't you hear me scream and shout? He's trapped me here, he wants me dead, He wants the floor to turn blood red. I can not run, I can not hide, With his 12 inch razors in my side. See the girls, hear them sing, A deadly song by a monstrous thing. Don't close your eyes cuz if you do, One, two, Freddy's comin' for you. Don't fall asleep, don't dare to dream, He will only make you scream. Pray to God, for He can try, To stop this madness, for you don't want to die Screeching sounds behind you still, Sends your skin into a chill. A cackling laughter echos through Hell He plays this game far too well. Just give up, do not fight, Freddy Krueger will win tonight If you think you will survive a horror movie because you know all the rules, copy this into your profile. If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile S.C.H.O.O.L=Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life C.L.A.S.S=Come Late And Start Sleeping F.I.N.A.L.S=Fuck I Never Actually Learned This Shit If you are a YGOTAS fan put this on your profile. If you think LK is amazing put this on your profile. If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH! FANS normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions. normal people: Say "OMG!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)" normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!" normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik. normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!" normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless. normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt. normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine. normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik. normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past. normal people: Think little people are stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid. normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto. normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there! normal people: Would never buy expensive things because they might run out of money. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them. normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. normal people: Sing Lady GaGa Yu-Gi-Oh (Abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and recieve many awkward stares XD) normal people: Don't believe in real magic. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm. normal people: Don't believe in the Apocalypse. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Yami. normal people: Are afraid of Slenderman. Yu-Gi-Oh (Abridged) fans: Knows he just wants twenty dollars. And maybe a part in a movie. With a few dead children. Because it's what he doooooes. You know you're an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you - 1) Think all villians are hot (In Yu-Gi-Oh, it only makes sense.) 2) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami 3) Want a trench coat (You want Bakura's? Back off bitch, that coat is mine!) 4) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (And fail miserably.) 5) Think Tans are super sexy (Hell yeah!) 6) Look around town for crazy hairstyles 7) Think Little brothers are just the best 8) Would go gay for some characters (If I was a guy, I would be gay, just for them) 9) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game! 10) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series 11) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't!) 12) CROSSDRESS 13) You are a fangirl/boy (That is an insulting understatement.) 14) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards 15) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh 16) You often quote characters 17) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh (I don't think even Ra knows.) 18) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect 19) You think men that show their midriffs are awesome! 20) You have either a dragon, occult, egyption and/or dice fetish! 21) You love your friends! (Special little snowflakes.) 22) You can quote most episodes 23) You'd love to go to Egypt 24) Your answer to everything-Because shut up- 25) You have spent hours looking for Millennium items 26) You think owning a Yami is perfectly normal 27) You know all/most of the shipping 28) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names (Guilty as charged.) 29) If you were in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak. You'd just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding 30) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters! 31) You prefer Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday (Ah, the wonders of leather.) 32) To you, Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an anime it's LIFE! 33) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans - day 2, the same - day 3, the same - day 4, the same... 3 months later: "It's season 2, better change clothes!" 34) You have a background song! 35) Getting sent to the Shadow Realm is more of a privelge than a threat to you 36) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! 37) You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura is real. How else would 2012 come around?) 38) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! 39) You think LK is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday! 40) whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists, my hair is..." 41) When life gives you lemons, you give it some Brooklyn Rage! Paste this if your a die-hard Yu-Gi-Oh! fan! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.(To bad or me cause apparently i'm ugly to people around me but not people in like another state) You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween.(So want to be but apparently i'm getting to old for it DX) Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.(Meh) You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened). You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Hunger Games books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (meh) You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth(ONCE AGAIN EW) You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213 You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213 You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213 You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.(Nope) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods") You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek (And succeding!!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!) You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P) You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. And thats how you know your obsessed wit it. "Four serial suicides and now a note. It's Christmas!" -Sherlock John: That was... amazing. John : You were going to take the damn pill weren't you. Mycroft: We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British Nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on! Sherlock: Shut up. Sherlock: Are you alright? Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love. To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them. To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision. Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely. The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others. Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework. Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses, here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes. Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them. Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys. Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade. Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone. To the kids who could've been a better son. Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell. Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze. To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink. Here's to the kids with poison and pills. To the kids who Fire At Will. Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory. To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW. Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan. Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round. We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge. We are lacking the romance. We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell, Then hung 'em high. We've marched down Cemetery Drive & we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade. No one loves us, so we don't love you, and these are our Famous Last Words. If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile Girls: All girls copy and paste this to your page I love him, Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat and tears, Because love means facing your biggest fears. I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference. Don't get mad;Get sadistic. My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around! Roses are red, violets are blue, Anybody can fight a killer. To love him and not fight him takes a special kind of person. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up like a flying rat? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must! Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done. I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm crazy enough to kill,but that's not your problem. The problem is that I'm also smart enough to get away with it. Haller's Demon Version Of Miss Mary Mack Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack All Dressed in Black Black Black She has a Knife Knife Knife Stuck in her Back Back Back She can not Scream Scream Scream She can not Cry Cry Cry That's why she Begs Begs Begs She begs to Die Die Die Copy and paste this your profile if you are a Fred Head ( Freddy K. Fan Girl) Copy this to your profile if you love Michael Myers Copy and paste this to your profile if you love Pyramid Head Copy and paste to this to your profile if you wished that you lived with all Horror Slashers Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, that anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy. Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different Copy and Paste this to your profile if you love Severus Tobias Snape! I will love The Bravest Man I Ever Knew...Always. LITTLE KNOWN HARRY POTTER FACT: APPARITION IS POSSIBLE AT HOGWARTS Witches and wizards cannot Apparate or Disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, except when the Headmaster lifts the enchantment, though he or she is able to lift the restriction in certain areas only, so as to make the school less vulnerable when it serves the headmaster to allow Apparition. (GF Ch.28) Taken from Hogwarts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Copy and paste if you hate Ron/Hermione fanfics Copy and paste if you ever tried to use the spells in the Harry Potter movies and or books *Looks around sheepishly* If you ever wished that one day, while curled on your bed in you room, that an owl would magically appear with a letter attatched to its leg informing you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts. If you ever howled like a crazed she-wolf pretending to get on Remus' nerves in the middle of class so you can a 'punishment' after, then copy and paste this to your profile. When we are writing, or painting, or composing, we are, during the time of creativity, freed from normal restrictions, and are opened to a wider world, where colors are brighter, sounds clearer, and people more wondrously complex than we normally realize. - Madeleine L'Engle Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand. -George Orwell I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse *Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!* YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 15(AWESOME!!!) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 14(Im sooo gonna be killed by my brother somehow...) .:FIRE:. Total: 8 (Pyromaniac~) .:WATER:. Total: 7 (What the fuck? This can't be right! I mean I like the cold and all) .:EARTH:. Total: 6 .:AIR:. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. Total: 8 (Oh hell yea) .:LIGHT:. Total: 5 (Well shitt) You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR You say English, we say Japanese You say cars, we say Nyan Cat You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say Kon'nichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook, We say Death Note You say Gay, We say Yaoi You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus Re-Post this if you're an Otaku and proud! I am that girl, Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs There was once a girl named Ashley Halagey, who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, Ashley and Emma. Jack thought Ashley was OK, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well, of course she did. Everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything. What movie, What movie theater and what time. That night, Ashley followed Jack and Courtney to the movie theater. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss. Not only did they kiss, but they practically got it on in the theater. Courtney asked Jack, “Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?” He replied, “Hell, yes!” Ashley followed them home and peeked through Courtney’s window. Jack and Courtney were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn’t there. For the next few days Ashley didn’t show up. A week later, her mother found her dead in her closet. She had committed suicide because she loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley’s dead body was a note. It read: “My Dearest Jack, I watched you at the movies and at Courtney’s house and I will CONTINUE to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, signed Ashley Halagey. Please send this link to more than 15 people or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about how Courtney betrayed her. What Ashley Halagey did to one person who did not send this… One girl was looking through her e-mail and she deleted this message, thinking it was just another silly forward. The next day, she was found dead in her bed. Copy and paste the link to all your friends or you will meet the same fate... This is also to all the stereotypes out there!!: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.( I want to be...idk I might me on my moms side so i'm not gonna say no or yes) I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’ FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’ FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart and a bitch/bastard. (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) [p.s] (this made me cry QwQ) HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday. I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men. I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me. I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males. I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teah gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind. I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'. I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost (5/24) Some Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator 1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." •..STAY GOLD ..•»
(.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.) You Know You're Obsessed With the Outsiders When... You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you. You name your horse (Or any other pet) Ponyboy (or Ponygirl) You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources. You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders. If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant". You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do. You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher. You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results. You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did. You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before. You've stopped getting haircuts. You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you. You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it. You love your English teacher for getting you to read it. You announce to your stunned parents that your new favorite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse. You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it. You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too. You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actually do. You've developed a sudden interest in old movies. You do a double take each time someone says the word "Soda" or "Pony". You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke. (Dally/Cherry incident) You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write. (almost) You've paused the movie at the very beginning when Ponyboy writes in his composition book, and tried to copy his handwriting. You've wondered what it would be like the live as a Greaser in the 1960s. (I love The Outsiders) All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write: "If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’" 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. are now laughing at your own stupidity 5. You will put this on your profile 6. You still have a stupid smile on your face I tried this, and I felt like a total idiot after! If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. XD. If this is funny to you, post it on your profile! How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, present/past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom: 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know. 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'. 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 37 Things to do on an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Call me Crepe! 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Cre-izzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Black Dragon 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Josephine Holt 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Percrkat 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Cola 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Kyung Ae. 8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spiff You May Be A Writer If: Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. You often imagine your books becoming movies. Spell check is your best friend. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. You talk to yourself...constantly. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. You are in love with the Thesaurus. You dream about your stories. You dream of new stories. You often revisit some of your old stories. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. You would rather write than go out. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. You get cranky if you don't get to write. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. You argue with said character. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. Here's my fav parings:(not in order) Fairy Tail: Laxus/Freed (Cute!and THEY BETTER NOT SHIP FREED WITH ANYONE ELSE!} Lyon/Gray i{Ice wizard x ice wizard is HOT!} Zerfe/Natsu {all i can say is aww! AND SO FUCKING HOT!!} Lahar/Uke!Gajeel {I know its a crack kind of pairing but its cute when you think about it!} Lahar/Fem!Gajeel {Don't ask me.} Wendy/Romeo {Meh} Chelia/Wendy {Daww!} Juvia/Lucy {i think its cute!} Sting/Rouge {come on it makes sense!} Jellal/Erza {cute and sweet!} Naruto: Naruto(Fem)/Neji {I don't care what you say.} Shikamaru/Kiba {Myyyy ship} Shino/Kiba {Aww so cute! Ahhh} Gaara/Lee(Gaalee) {OMG OMG I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHIP} Kazuku/Hidan {Partner and more!} Kisame/Itachi {Same and Hidan and Kazu} Sasori/Deidara {Art is love! un!} Zetsu/Tobi {I dunno i just don't. But i love it!} K-Project: Saruhiko/Misaki {K Project is love!(sarus name isn't spelled right i think) Suoh/Reisi {Perfect } Kuroh/Yashiro {I don't really need to explain this do I?} Suoh/Misaki {Soo hot!} Reisi/Saruhiko{Some captain loving.} Vampire Knight: Kaname/Zero {SEXY VAMPIRES NOT QUESTIONS NEEDED!} Senri/Takuma [cutesy wootsy!] Yagari/Kaien [perfection!] Akatsuki/Aidou { I LOVE THIS FUCKING PARING SO SUCK IT!!} Senri/Zero {i love this one so screw you) Takuma/Adiou {I Love this...so so much more than Senri and Takuma} Senri/Adiou { Same as the one above!! :3} Hetalia: Ludwig/America {its cute!} British Isle's/England {Its smexy! {OTP}( Austria/England {It works!! i mean how do explain Australia] Russia/Prussia {IT WORKS AND DON'T QUESTION IT!!} Russia/America {Love hate is always good!w!} Greece/Turkey {Another love hate! KYA! X3} Japan/South Korea {I think its adorable!} Hong Kong/China {Both love pandas!} India/England {I don't know i just think its cute!} Japan/Fem!Prussia {It works trust me} Sweden/Denmark {I LOVE IT SO FUCK YOU!} Hong Kong/England {I love it so ya fuck off bloody wanker} Australia/England {SAME as HK/UK so suck it up!} Aussie,Hong Kong/Uk {THREESOME IS FUCKING HOT!!{OTP} Harry Potter: Voldemort/Harry Potter Blaise/Neville Viktor/Ron Teen!sirius/Teen!Snape {*flips off*} Teen!James/Teen!Snape { Fuck all of haters in the world} Teen!Remus/Teen!Snape { Fuck all of you haters and pms'ing bitches} Female!Snape/Sirius Percy/Barty Crouch Sirius/Snape The Twins/ Draco Homestuck: Cronus x Kankri (I have a doujinshi of it on tumblr) Sollux x Eridan Gamzee x Karkat {Same as the second :/} Eridan/Equius Horus/Cronus Aradia/Tavros South Park: Stan x Kyle {omg *drools* anyday of the week} Damien x Pip {Can I go to an asylum for being so obsessed with a paring?} Kenny x Butters {so...sooo CUTE!!} Christophe x Kenny { L'Amour} Avengers: Tony x Loki {Don't...FUCKING ASK WHY CAUSE IT OBVIOUS!! :/} Steve x Loki { :/ *death glare} Thor x Loki { Don't ask...*rubs forehead} Anyone x Loki {Males only though} Ghost Hunt: Naru x Mai {He's still a dick though.} Lin x Naru {For once im kinda, a little, reluctant to add this as a paring...but come on its obvious :D} Lin x Mai {Yas Just YAS!} Fran Bow: Fran x Remor {DON'T ASK! I JUST LIKE IT; Also if he was more human-esk} Human!Mr.Midnight x Fran {THEY ARE TO CUTE} Undertale: Frisk x Asriel {Yup Male or Female it's cute} Papyrus x Mettaton {LOVE IT} Frisk x Flowey { I don't know don't care it's adorable to me} Sans x Toriel {LOL CANON} Sansby Papyrus x Underfell!Grillby Sleepy Hollow (Movie): Headless Horseman x Ichabod Crane {Do you really wanna know why?} Female Ichabod x The Hessian {Yea no don't think so} Xiaolin Showdown: Chase Young x Jack Spicer {OTP SHIP} Chase Young x Female!Jack Spicer {STILL OTP BITCHES} Omi x Jack Spicer Le Mime x Jack Spicer {Very Cute} R!Chase Young x R!Jack Spicer Yugioh Series: Yami Yugi x Yugi Motou {Puzzleshipping! YAY!} Seto Kaiba x Joey Wheeler/Jounouchi Katsuya {Puppyshipping is my favorite ship of all time.} Yami Bakura x Bakura Ryou {XD It's so ironic. Tendershipping} Yami Marik x Malik Ishtar {Bronzeshipping. They fuck a lot} Priest Seto x Jounouchi Katsuya/Joey Wheeler {Revertshipping. It's very very funny and very sexy} Priest Seto x Jounouchi Katsuya/Joey Wheeler x Seto Kiba {Ohhh the sexual tension fights} Atemu/Pharaoh x Yugi Motou {It's my ancient Egypt otp} Yuri On Ice: Victor Nikiforov x Yuuri Katsuki {AHHHHH IT'S SOOO CANON AND I LOVE IT! ALL THE WAY TO VICTUURI!} Otabek Altin x Yurio Plisetsky {When he's older this will be very cute. Also on a side note: The age of consent in Japan is 13. Fucking 13. Russia's is 16} Lee Seung Gil x Phichit Chulanont {I WILL FUCKING SHIP THIS TO THE END BECAUSE PHICHIT IS ARE LEADER} Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.(by my family mostly) (5.5/10) I thought as much... im more like his brother Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. (5.5/10) :D I'm german!so far so good Japan (Kiku Honda) [/]You're very mature. (5/10) Yeah...its the country that made yaoi...so its obvious The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. (6.5/10) i live in the country man! it was expected. The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) On a side note: Wow England is a lot of countries! And they said the same wrong if they meant the UK! It's The United Kingdom of GREAT BRITAIN (big island with England/Scotland/Wales) and Northern Ireland (because the Irish hate the UK and succeeded) [x]You like tea. (only pomegranate tea and maybe chai ) (8.5/10) anyone got a paper bag? i think i'm hyperventilating!? EYYYEYYY! *dies from the awesomeness* France (Francis Bonnefoy) [x]You're very affectionate. (only to my bae) (6/10) I'm not even french. how is this possible?! Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. (8.5/10) Hell Yes! B) China (Wang Yao) [/]You're very mature.(pfft..okay maybe alittle) (6.5/10) Ahhh Chinese... Others Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [/]You are very well-raised. (6.5/10) Who knew? I am austrian too! hurray Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (6/10) Not bad Cuba [x]You smoke.(I have smoked i'm trying to stop) (7/10) Okay. Cool. As. Hell. Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [x]You have a potty-mouth.(did you not see the austria one) (7/10) O.O My god..yay! Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [/]You're very loyal. (5/10) Alright I guess wasn't expecting to get that much of his anyways. Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [/]You're very flamboyant. (6.5/10) im part polish what do you expect? Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [x]You're quite mean-spirited. (7.5/10) Woo! Go Gil Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [/]You are clueless about things around you. (7/10) :D awesome! South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. (8/10)yeah did expect much..hehehe North Italy: 5.5 Germany: 5.5 Japan: 5 America: 6.5 England: 8.5 France: 6 Russia: 8.5 China: 6.5 Austria: 6.5 Canada: 6 Cuba: 7 Hungary: 7 Lithuania: 5 Poland: 6.5 Prussia: 7.5 Spain: 7 LOVE YOU ALL AND I KNOW I'M A LAZY BITCH! I HAVE NO MOTIVATION OR GOALS RIGHT NOW! |
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