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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃.

Just a guy who likes anime

Currently a 19 year old single[ladies and gents ;}] male who works an office job and plays video games; nothing too spicy but I've always loved reading fanfic and I like to write, even if i'm not good at it.

Some of my stories are inspired by existing or past stories of other Authors, having said that all of my stories are original, at least as original as one can be.

I really only want to write Naruto fics but I'm open to others, I'd just have to get informed of whatever it is I want to write about. I believe in the idea of creative exploration and that everyone is good at creating something. I do have a PC so if anyone wants to talk about a story or just chat I have discord.

An interesting fact about me is I'll try and do as much research as I can about a subject I'm writing about even if no one notices, Such as money, plot hoes, techniques and the like.

Probably one of my favorite stories of all time are by Third Fang in "Yet Again With A Little Extra Help" which adds OC's and quite frankly just changes the entire Naruto story to its core but their OC's are so well written that I can't not love it. I also enjoyed "A Simple Teenage Shop Owner" by Angry Owl and "Naruto Namikaze: Kyoka Suigestu" by TheeYellowFlash69

Also a lot of authors will change their characters to fit their story, that's just how things work, be it their overall power or their personality but I think a logical change needs to be made in the story for stuff like that to happen.

They started off beneath the knowledge tree

Then they chopped it down to make white picket fences

They marched along the railroad tracks

And smiled real wide for the camera lenses

They made it past the enemy lines

Just to become enslaved in the assembly lines

This is the order so far that my stories will get updated:

Sage of the Demon Slayer

To Another Bowl of Ramen

There might be more later but that remains to be seen.

I'm a proud follower of the Log.

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Priest

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.

and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'

-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'

-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.

you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'

-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.

-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

'Once a young boy, he had not believed the words of his old sensei, after all who could believe such a silly senile old man. But as he grew older; becoming a young man of his own, he had seen the miracle that was the log, he himself a non believer at the time, had been saved by the log when on the battle field and from that day onward he worshiped the log and swore to teaching those who did not know of its greatness.'

-book of the log, order of the faithful branch, verses 12-14

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

Thank you and have a OK day or night.

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Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 9,007 - Follows: 10,052 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
An Old Fox's New Trick by kamorge0 reviews
A quest for power spanning decades has left Naruto estranged from the very world he once fought alongside his friends so hard to protect. Fifty years later, Naruto is once again spurned and is once again left alone and without a friend in the world. Follow his journey of self-discovery as Naruto struggles to overcome the scars of a cruel past.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 373,945 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Naruto U., Team CRDL, Team RWBY
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,567 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 10,128 - Follows: 11,796 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Sensei-kun by Wanker - King of Wank Peasants reviews
AU. Forced to retire from ANBU and take an all-kunoichi team by the Third Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki was reluctant to take the job at first. However, with time he soon realized how important his team became to him. Basically porn mixed with plot, not a very good plot but HEY there's smut here. Strong!Naruto x Harem. Also available on AFF. OOC elements. Sexually sexual sexy sex inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,740 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 3,914 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 871,365 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Last Prayer by GraeFoxx reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within and conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 432,485 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Kurenai Y.
The Legacy of Hagoromo by ND99sama reviews
Contains a prologue. Naruto is neglected by his parents for his jinchuriki sister and Sasuke for Itachi. Naruto and Sasuke are given the legacy of Ashura and Indra by the Sage of the Six Paths and they take the world by storm. Strong/Godlike SasukeNaruto tagteam. Bloodline,Hiraishin,Fuinjutsu,Smart,Sage Naruto. Good,EMS,Rinnegan,smart,kenjutsu,shunshin Sasuke. Naruhina, Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,248 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/2/2016
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 342,189 - Reviews: 4788 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 6,382 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Fairy Guardian: Resurrection by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
In the past, he's a man known by many names: The Demon Brat, The Hero of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, the Nanaidaime Hokage of the Leaf. Now, he is known as Fairy Tail's very own guardian angel, an urban legend of the World of Magic, who goes by the name of Fairy Guardian. [Naruto/Harem] [Next chapter 10%]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 141,472 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Naruto U., Mirajane S., Sayla, Irene B.
Time Travel? What The Fuck? by dragonpyre reviews
Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,260 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 5,102 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Rise of the Whirling Tides by Yami Hateshiginai reviews
Forced to seal Kaguya into his own body Naruto vanished from the world, returning countless years later only to witness a new cycle of hatred created by the World Government. A path opens and peace will come as the Child of Prophecy returns followed by a new generation of shinobi to bring about a new era of peace! Summary Inside. God like Naruto. Harem. Lots of OCS.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 400,787 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 5,191 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Nibi/Matatabi, Shinju
Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 303,063 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 5,873 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Fox and the Cub by kamorge0 reviews
Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman. The sky was blue, water was wet, and that was his dream. It didn't take long for him to be reminded that he was woefully inadequate for such a job. Still, there is no darkness without the dawn. The hour of his damnation might well have been his salvation as he meets someone who just might be able to help.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 102,635 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Jaune A.
Worth A Shot by FangReon reviews
As the Second Wizard War is about to unfold Albus Dumbledore thinks that involving some old allies might be a help. Set HP5 OotP After 4th Shinobi War AU . Pairings as Canon. Rated M for later content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,045 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Alastor M., Harry P., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9343 - Favs: 11,146 - Follows: 9,953 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,985 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 9,591 - Follows: 9,014 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Lost Innocent World by Kerberos314 reviews
How, and for what reason, were we brought here? I almost wish it was my fate, to know that I am here for a reason. But here in this strange world, cause and reason seem disjointed. Can we ever turn back the clock? Can we ever go home? We have started something and are forever more critical pieces in its function. We are the gears which don't mesh, but the machine moves on.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 306,623 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team RWBY - Complete
Naruto: The True Uzumaki by psychopath556 reviews
My first attempt at a Naruto fiction, OP/Godlike Naruto, Harem, Major Sasu/Saku Bashing, little Jiraiya Bashing, Major Civilain council bashing, some things will remain the same while other will change in a Big way, i look forward to reading all comments, constructive criticism and ideas are appreciated, more in-depth description is in side
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,236 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Naruto U., Anko M., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama
From One War to Another by forgotten22968 reviews
Remnant, a world full of monsters that can sense negative emotion, a terrorist group with an equality wish, and a mysterious 'Queen' that thinks she has every contingency planned for. Well I believe Uzumaki Naruto just effed that up wouldn't you say?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 12,214 - Follows: 12,932 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto Namikaze: Kyoka Suigestu by TheeYellowFlash69 reviews
What happens when Naruto meets Souske Aizen along with the Hogyoku after being chased into the Forest of Death by a mob? Changes occur when Aizen offers him a deal to become stronger than any shinobi in the elemental nations by fusing with him. Watch as he forges his own village to become the greatest. NarutoxHarem, Good Aizen, Slight Sakura & Sasuke bashing. Rated MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 336,072 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6128 - Favs: 6,482 - Follows: 3,960 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Grand Emperor by Darth Malleus reviews
Once the nine of them were considered gods, Nine Great Lords of Hueco Mindo. Then they vanished without a trace. Reality became legend, legend became myth and even their names were lost to history. Then Aizen had to go and awaken the strongest of them.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U.
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Sage of the Demon Slayer Corp reviews
Sasuke finds a way to seal Kaguya and give Naruto a life without the constant fear of being attack. His plan worked, but maybe a little too well. Knew friends and world without chakra? Well Naruto likes challenges and hey, he might get a fancy new weapon out of it. Story somewhat follows the events of Demon Slayer. (In-progress)
Crossover - Naruto & Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/12/2019
To Another Bowl of Ramen reviews
Naruto and Sasuke attempt to create the ultimate seal after their final battle, though things don't go quite as planed. "Naruto" he could practically hear the irritation in Sasukes voice. "Yea Sasuke?" He could understand the irritation. "I don't know if you noticed, but we're four". Ah yea that "well look on the bright side" Naruto tried to at least.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.