A collection of 2p Spamano oneshots

Little Oneshots throughout the life of Hetalia Characters

Alfred is complaining about his parents and his roommate Arthur decides to comfort him in a rather...unconventional way. UKUS, BDSM, daddy kink.

Flavio finds out that Romano's sex life with Spain is dull as nails. So, being the caring and kind teacher he is, he decides to help out the two in the best way he can! Spamano, 2p!Spamano, 2p!Spain/Romano Spain/2p!Romano and just a lot of sex. Back in my day we called these lemons.

Gajeel takes a gig at a Magnolia gentlemen's club on a night featuring amateur dancers. Anticipation of performing and the chance to take a girl home on his arm is dashed as soon as he spies a short pole dancer with light blue hair. Can he endure the torture of watching Levy while he rocks out or will he give in to his lustful desires by the end of the night? -one shot- (LEMON)

Angel/Demon AU! PruCan. Yaoi, consider yourself warned! Gilbert is a guardian angel who enjoys flying more than anything in the world. One day while watching over his charge he meets a mortal, Matthew, who can see him, and they form a bond. As they grow closer Gil wonders if Matt is worth falling for because there is more to him than meets the eye.

So Mathieu keeps having wet dreams and they all have his sexy best friend in them what could that mean? Will his best friend find out about his sexual active dreams? Rated: M for a reason. PruCan, may have other pairings may not. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or the characters just the plot.

Plans with Arthur are always top priority in Alfred's book, but today's a bit different - because making out with your best friend is definitely the best way to break up a fight, right? USUK.

Plotless USUK smut set in a Human!AU

Alfred's brief appointment with BDSM. UKUS. Minimal editing. Posted as played.

Lemons of my favorite Hetalia characters with holiday and birthday themes. (Spamano) (Gerita) (Russame) (FrUK) (Prucan) (Japan X Italy X Germany) (Germany X Italy X Prussia)

GerIta. BDSM and a bit of a daddy kink. The cliché plot line where Italy decides to organize Germany's closet (silly messy German) and Italy finds a box that sparks his interests. This was deleted the first time, but it's back! Enjoy.

What happens when Mathieu wakes up and he's a girl? how will Gilbert handle it? who is to blame for it or is it just a random act of magic? Rated M. Disclaimer: i do not own Hetalia or the characters they belong to the respected owner. PruCan and maybe other charcter pairings.

1-shot! (WARNING: Jealous Jack, pole dancing, and Hiccups!) It's been years since Jack has encountered his young friend, Hiccup, since the global tooth hunt and every other occasion, but who knew that he was very well acquainted with his wife? Well maybe, a little too acquainted... Blessed with the brains and the bronze did have its advantages (full summary on ch. 1!) Reviews plz!

First Chapter- Best Birthday Ever, AmeCan America is love with Canada and when he collides with him in the streets and pushed him into and ally...Will Matty hate him forever? Or not? Second Chapter- You'll Be My Pole- FrUK. FrUK POV of Best Birthday Ever. Contains smut, Yaoi, BL, whatever you call it. Rated M for smut, drinking, dirty dancing, light swearing, and smut. Review?

Being a known pole dancer and stripper, Ciel spent his every day swaying his hips and letting him self be touched by perverted drunkards, but one dance attracted a mysterious man named Sebastian, who knows Ciel's deepest and darkest secrets, in exchange of pleasuring Sebastian, Ciel would unravel secrets about his past.

Mello thought that the world was a waste of his time...until he met a misunderstood Matt at school his senior year. Mello attempts to save Matt from his rough life, but they end up saving each other as they struggle to find themselves when everyone is expecting so much out of them. Love conquers all...right? (Rated M for MxM and excessive swearing)

Alfred and Arthur steam up the YMCA's sauna. USUK.

Requested story: A little booze goes a long way for these three if you know what I mean. warning: drunken malexmale three way, cursing, bdsm

Feliciano finds himself in a situation when he is in love with two people instead of one. Will things go well for him when he tells them both how he feels? How will they react? Find out in this fanfic! :D

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Un video. Rivaille bailando pole dance. Una innecesaria sentencia de muerte y probablemente un recuerdo que Eren Jamás Olvidará *AU* LeviRen (?)

Alfred has to go to the his check-up. What will it be like? USUK Lemon America x England Warning: sexual content

I got a tumblr prompt for spamano BDSM so that's what this is.

A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.

There exists a world where dragons do roam, possessing humanoid forms as well as dragon. These dragons live in parks, living as they wish in harmony. In one certain park, Light th Bravehearted is a famous wind dragon- though he's the only one. But that's until King Watari brings back a certain black egg. Turns out... maybe he won't be alone for much longer. Dragon AU. LightxL

Yeah I'm that creeper that not only likes yaoi but i have a weird thing for BDSM so basically that what this is a PruCan PWP BDSM story don't judge me

Flavio rather likes this new method of punishment that Santiago is using. When Santiago finds out, he comes up with a plan to break him of this attraction, before he breaks everything in his house! 2p Spamano. Nation AU. Rated M for office fun times and some shotacon material. Details inside.

BDSM. Arthur knew the implication of those words, and he was thrilled of it. But at the same time, he felt embarrassed, until he confessed to Alfred. And that's how he was at this situation, waiting for Alfred, on Alfred's bed, getting himself naked.

America thinks his lovers have forgotten his birthday, but he quickly finds out his thoughts were far from true. CanUKUS and BDSM. Happy Birthday, America!

Lucy Heartfilia adalah seorang penari pole dance di suatu klub. Suatu malam, dia mempunyai perasaan dia akan bertemu dengan seseorang yang menarik.../Semi-canon/Don't like don't read/RnR?/Oneshot.

America comes home late. Arthur isn't to happy, he spends to much time at the club he works at. And that club is full of strippers, of course he is cheating! Or is he? Inuendos and pole dancing, minor swearing. no sex! Song-fic with Pornstar Dancin' by My Darkest Days. For chibistar12! Love you sis!

Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.

England is such a tease. USUK, Highschool AU. Human name spoilers

Obedient, cute, adoring henchman. Possessive, passive, emotionless boss. A very bad combination. It all depends on the perspective. (2p!Spamano *SHOTA* It didn't exist, until now. De nada. ¡Feliz cumpleaños Mami! ))

Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.

Two souls are trapped in a true love separated by hundreds of years. Written for Day 13 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Crazy dreams!AU.

Arthur has come to realise his dream: he was going to wait for his very own Alpha, who would sweep him off his feet and carry him off into the sunset. Guess who bursts in through the door. Written for Day 11 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, GerIta, Cherik. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics!AU, crossover with XMFC.

2p!Hetalia. Lovino just wants to cuddle, but Antonio is grumpy. He goes to Gilbert and Francis for help, but finds their advice useless, however a very possessive Spaniard doesn't like it when Lovino kisses anyone on the cheeks. It drives him mad. Very mad. He's angry.

After a sex ed class, Near wonders why he isn't attracted to girls. Mello and Matt help him "figure it out".

Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.

Shizaya, nuff said... rl-rp /APOLOGIES TO ALL SUPPORTERS, STOPPED

Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK

Fed up from enduring excessive sexual torment by his hormonal, insecure master, Sebastian decides it's time to give Ciel a taste of his own medicine and remind him who's in charge. Pretty much one-shot smut, PWP. Yaoi/slash. Sebastian x Ciel. Warnings: Bondage/BDSM, explicit sexual content, toys. Excuse the lame title

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.

a very, very PWP USUK smut, in that order.

It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.

UsUk - A special night turns...awkward

Kensi is undercover and Deeks is sent to pull her out but...come on it's not everyday a man gets a pole dance & a lap dance from his sexy partner however saying that great minds think a like because Kensi wants to have some fun of own by teasing Deeks.

Arthur decides to watch some home videos Alfred made of them and their son, Peter. USUK. NOT MPREG. Apparently, if you read this story when trying to fall asleep, you won't be able to fall asleep.

Full Name: For Some Reason, Italy And Clothes Just Don't Seem To Get Along - Germany is fed up with Italy's habit of showing up at his place pantsless. He intends to punish him, but… Things take a slightly different turn. Ger/Ita, a mention of 'Spamano'.

Italy doesn't know about Valentine's day. And, with a little help from France, he gets a Valentine of his own. GerIta yaoi smut. Summary is blah.

AU; In which Arthur is stranded in a London airport on Christmas Eve and learns a valuable lesson: sometimes it's best to let that handsome stranger with blond hair and blue blue eyes take the empty seat next to yours. He might just change your life.

Italy gets himself worked up during a lunch and ditches a meeting, and ends up phoning Romano to keep him company. Kink Meme de-anon: in other words, explicit Itacest. You've been warned.

Actual title: "The Course of Promiscuity Showed Little Care for Public Transport," but there isn't enough space, so... To Germany, the train was supposed to be a means of transportation. To Italy, the train was a perfect place for sex.

Alright basically each chapter is a different story of USUK smut, some funny some serious. 18. Human AND country names will be used. Contains yaoi duh. Suggestions are encouraged.

Just some PWPin which America decides that he wants to try some psychological S&M and England complies a little too well. UKUS in that order, BDSM, smut, deanon from kink meme.

This will contain excessive amount of yaoi. As in, boy/boy. It will also contain USUK, Giripan, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, RoChu, and a few others. This is a ONE OFF. Thanks xxxAmine4everxx

Italy decides that a dinner date needs some spicing up. Embarrassment of Germany ensues. De-anoned Kink Meme fill. You know what to expect.

Romano lies back and thinks of Spagna. Shameless porn born of the Kink Meme: you've been warned.

It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.

Light could have picked another man to sleep with that night but he didn't. L could have turned away and let the other get hurt but he couldn't. Now they were stuck in a dance without an end and neither man knew the steps. The joys of clubbing.

AU. BDSM PWP. Valentines Day was so tough on him. Feliciano had always had trouble when it came to figuring out what to get. At least he got it right this year. Rated M for a reason so please do not read if you are uncomfortable with the rating.

Germany's feeling odd about Italy. Why does he care so much? GerIta Yaoi

Germany likes Italy as more then a friend but won't admit it to even himself. Will a little push from said country help? GermanyxItaly GerIta Yaoi, don't like don't read. Please review! Flames wil make s'mores for my friends and me.

Gilbert takes Matthew to his favorite club in hopes of showing his new friend a damn good time with music, great beer and chicks! / Rate M for smut, pole dancing, AU/ PruCan

Sometimes all happiness takes is a change of circumstances. L/Light, fluffly lemon meringue AU one-shot. Answers- What if Light was a Wammy?

Six notes. That's all it took to transform Alfred into a pole-dancing bar girl. Songfic-ish, I guess? Contains: Miley Cyrus, a suggestion of USUK, and Francis being his usual French self. Human names used, if you can't figure that out already.

Gilbert's wondering why he agreed to Matt's plan. Oh right. He's been trying to get into Matt's pants for the past 60 or so years. That would be the reason. And there was the whole feelings crap in there, too. PruCan

You're semi sober and seeing your crush, Arthur Kirkland, pole dancing in pair of shorts means the night is going to get hot and heavy. Stop-stop-stop talking that blah, blah, blah and go on over.

"Sorry, Mr. Kirkland, I was too busy drooling over your sexy accent to pay any attention to what you were actually saying." Physics teacher Alfred Jones enjoys dropping in on English professor Arthur Kirkland, provided he adheres to Arthur's condition that he pay attention... Yeah, right!

"Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

Light and L are alone in headquarters, chained together. Light has his Kira memories, and spikes L's tea with an aphrodisiac. What chance does L have against the sexy Kira? PWP, M/M. M for a reason, so beware.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Matthew is dragged out for a night on the town with his brother and he meets the most awesome man in the world. Partial Smut, PruCan, AU-ish

"Mattie, I'm gonna get you a stripper for your birthday. You know, hot girl in a slutty cop costume knocking on your door saying she's gonna have to arrest you and then starts taking off her clothes." "Make it a hot guy and you've got a deal." PruCan

Canada finds himself caught under Kumajirou's eyelash spell again, oh no! Whatever will Prussia do to get the Canadian to wake up and make him pancakes? PruCan! Present for PRUSSIAisAWESOME

Prussia being obnoxious and Canada dealing with it.

Just some PruCan, with America being obnoxious as usual

America's antics during sex. USUK

This is a small get together with a few nations, they Truth or Dare. I know over done but oh well! warnings; CRACK PARINGS AHEAD AND S.IATY STRIP TEASE!

Surprisingly enough, Gilbert had to put up with people complaining about Matthew's wardrobe quite a lot. It didn't matter to him, so long as at the end of the day...

When Matthew gives up he jumps but gilbrt is there to make everything better. Really bad summary just read it LEMONS Yaoi PRUCAN

Prussia has had enough of Matthew's teasing and now he's going to act on it. Lemon! Smut! First smut, be nice :D. PWP

Italy’s late, so Germany drops by to see what’s keeping him. *GerIta*

Matt and Mello haven't had sex for awhile, and Matt warns Mello he may not be 'that way' after all. Mello desperately tries to seduce him, with everything from fairy cosplay to chaining himself to a bed! Will a horomone driven Mello capture his lover?

Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy

Just the lightest of touches to Canada's knee, and suddenly the entire meeting is completely ruined. Smexings in a broom, ahem, Utility closet. Who could ask for more?

I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete

It's Valentine's Day and Light has plans for L. What about L, what does he think of this holiday? Has he ever thought about this holiday before Light came into his life? LightxL, rated M for later scenes.

Years of training had taught Prussia very specifically in the art of recognizing good land, and then taking it for himself. Canada's was particularly nice, and as such there was no reason not to claim it. An attempt at a PruCan without fluff.

L and the Yagami boy work overtime one night that somehow leads to Light rubbing L's feet..

Saying "I love you" needs no special occasion. GermanyxItaly

Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-

Light and L are alone in a hot spring. The truth comes out. I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE! If only... XP

“I’m sorry L; I just couldn’t treat you like the others.” How sinful his name…his own name sounded on those lips. “Do you why, L?” His fingers traveled down. “Because I’m a special circumstance.” A smile. “Correct.”

(ARCHIVED) A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. (Male/Male pairing) (Oneshot)

It had started as a simple erotic dream. A dream that, upon wakening, escalated into so much more. KaoHika. OneShot

Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...

L and Light are forced to go to Misa's birthday part and wind up...playing Twister.

All Germany wants is for Italy to say his name. Germany/Italy, PWP. Written for kink!meme.

Warning! This is a yaoi...that means guyxguy...if you dun like it dun read. No flames please...I will just use them to cook my marshmellows. Germany finally realizes what his true feelings are for Italy...but where the hell is Italy when he wants him?

What happens when L and Light both have hormonal needs that they need to have satistfied. LxLight one shot!

Germany finds the panties Ita-chan gave him years ago when he was HRE

“Raito-kun,” Ryuzaki breathes, leaning closer. “have I done something to make you uncomfortable?”

Light shook his head slightly and leaned into the hand. He swallowed and tried to speak again, and though hoarsely, he summarized the intense feelings that threatened to burst from his chest. “I miss you..." YAOI, LxLight

Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.

Matt gets home to find Mello tied up and, of course, the situation is taken advantage of. MattxMello

Mello is often a rather angry fellow. It's bad enough when Matt must see that unhappy look of his for hours a day, but when the unfortunate demise of a certain GameBoy occurs, there's punishment in store. **Kinky yaoi, one-shot**

Light feels bad for hitting L when the detective said he didn't have any motivation to continue investigating the Kira case. And he did certainly not plan the things that happened between him and L this night. L x Light. Yaoi. Lemon.

They hadn’t done ‘it’ for a while and finally, they had the chance to… and Light just couldn’t wait. LxLight. Lemon. Yaoi.

L and Light get drunk. Very drunk. Lemon ensues LxLight, lemon, don't like, don't read.

L and Light both have separate dreams. Both have a meaning. But they differ greatly. L x Light

Matt breaks into a strip club where he puts on a wonderful show for Mello. STIRRPER MATT! 11th in the Disoderly Love series!

MattMello A shower scene between Matt and Mello. Oneshot.

Raito has to give something to L and ends up getting much more! RaitoL I dislike seme L, sorry YAOI, lemon, ONESHOT. Rated M for a reason, you flame me you get a smart assed reply back. WILL RUIN SUGAR CUBES FOR YOU.

[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.

Yaoi, Lemon. RaitoxL. After an argument with Misa, Raito heads off for the night only to end up in L's company. However, their rivarly pushes them to a rather interesting turn of events that makes each achieve something they secretly strived for.