Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)

Yang just wanted to be a better friend to Jaune and help cheer him up, but one thing led to another. That one night together was all it took for them to see a different side of each other. Sides seldom seen... but they're still just friends. Yang is definitely not noticing the dork more and Jaune is certainly not falling for another girl. It's just some clean release. Nothing more.

Ruby Rose came to Santa Monica to find her long-lost half sister, her only surviving relative. But what she found turned out to be far more than she bargained for. A world of darkness. A world of blood. A world of monsters lurking just behind the veil that she will need all the help she can get to deal with. RWBY/VtMB crossover fic. (Currently on hiatus.)

Blake has her eyes dilated and can't read. Black Rose/Ladybug fluff [Cover Art provided by Masheroo/Thatonea]

Ruby never asked for this kind of life when she was younger, but now it's all she ever wanted. Accepted to Beacon 2 years earlier than expected, she learns of what happened to her mother, as well as what's coming after her next. She needs to be ready. And she will be, with the help from her sister and the headmaster of Beacon Academy. Vampire!Ruby Au. Enabler. Monochrome.

The Twilight called to his very being, but then again, so did the sun. Raven, the Hero of Skyrim and slayer of Aludin, yet so much more than that. She was a child of the night, shying away from the sun with her very being, even though she'd long to dance in its light. Serana the daughter of two powerful vampires, we all know the story, but do we know it like this? *Abandoned*

The Schnee heiress and an ex-White Fang member. They both have a lot to learn from and about each other, and thanks to the hobby of a rabbit Faunus, they will. [Cover art by Dashingiecream]

Yang recalled her teammates had been complaining a bit last night about the cold, but she never expected they'd be so desperate as to sneak into her bed for warmth. "I am the portable team heater I guess…"

Ruby's been having odd dreams lately, the kind that she's reluctant to tell her friends about. Little does she know, Roman's been having the same dreams… I am Rosewick trash, sue me. Rated T for now, may become M rated later, depends. Post-Breach AU [since, you know, we don't know what happens next yet]

After graduating, Ruby ran away and left her family and friends behind to hide a secret that she's been holding. She's been living alone for two years, until a certain blonde decides to pay her a visit. Will she be able to keep her secret or will she lose her sanity with the unwelcome visitor?

Sometimes you just need a hug, a Milk & Cereal story. 7,000th story for the RWBY category. [Cover image provided by the wonderful Jo3mm who has given me permission to use.]

A Milk & Cereal collection, involving lots of cuddling, fluffy times and generally happy feels! [Cover art provided by Violetaristea!]

Blake has doubts about her relationship with Yang after the destruction of Beacon, but Ruby's willing to use her "special relationship" with Yang to help them hook up.

For two years, Atlas has been fighting a losing battle against Vale. Out of desperation, Ironwood decides to use one last trump card he has in hopes of turning the war around. However, that involves releasing the most horrifying and violent serial killer Remnant has ever seen. The world will soon be painted red with blood. (Warning: Includes character deaths and a lot of them.)

An enabler story, Ruby has feelings for her sister, but is nervous about saying something about it. This is my first ever fanfic so, it might be bad but feedback is appreciated. Very NSFW.

May Zedong enjoys people watching. Then she laid her eye on little Ruby Rose. Started as a one shot and then grew into a short little story about a shy sniper setting her sights on a new kind of target. Naming the ship "Long Distance"

A series of loosely connected stories, both romantic and lusty. If you have an pairing you want to see, let me know in the reviews! If you've got a particular pairing or threesome (or more-some) you want to see me write about, leave a review with who it is, or even a particular image or picture you want me to work off of. I'll see what I can do

Weiss was born with an extra package between her legs, which has always made her feel less than human. Shockingly, however, it seems that Yang would disagree. Futanari, futa, yuri, Futanari!Weiss x Yang.

Love can destroy friendships and teams, or make them stronger. [ Pollination/OT4. Lots of Fluff]

Yang and Ruby study together.

When Maka invites Crona to dance for the first time at a party, Soul wants to get in on the action and asks to cut in after one song. Before long Crona finds himself dancing again, but with an unexpected partner. The one person who, as he's reminded, will never leave his side. Post-anime. Contains spoilers, a little swearing, and cute instances of friendship.

Fearing that Ruby's habit of sleeping with her sister might cause problems for the whole team, Weiss convinces the younger girl to stop. However, this is not appreciated by a certain blonde, who soon starts to experience some unfortunate side effects from this new development.

Ruby is invited to a dinner with Cinder Fall, as a means of turning a new page for the two former enemies. (Created for /r/RWBY's December MonCon)

Ruby's craving cupcakes. Yang's craving sex. It's spring break for these two young huntresses in training. What could possibly go wrong?

Qrow walks in one day to find that Raven has taken his laptop...

Everybody's favorite combat-ready gynoid has been programmed into Crescent Rose! This can only end so well. (collaboration with TheShadowKittyCat)

So here's my smut one-shot that was requested from a poll! It's enabler and it's based off of my story, "The Burning Rose Bush." It has vampire!Ruby. And Yang who likes to be dominated by said vampire! If you like this then check out my actual story! Enjoy!

Sisterly Antics: Ruby! A collection of one-shots that plays up all of the adventures of those two crazy siblings! S.A.R. focuses more on Ruby's views so watch out for little sister antics!

A collection of one shots, after some requests. Despite being marked complete, this is still in progress. Each chapter will be stand alone. Feel free to read and submit requests. First chapter is LadyBug shipping. Pairings vary from chapter to chapter. Lemons later on, but not too many. Basically, if you like RWBY yuri and voting for ships, this story's for you.

Yang's warmth seeps into her body. Ruby's heart twinges. Enabler. Oneshot.

Ruby has been pranked every Halloween by Yang and wants to get even, but will her revenge go too far?

Nora wouldn't be caught dead leaving someone out on Halloween fun. Weiss wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near another sexy costume. You know what they say about when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object... [My entry for the 2016 October MonCon!]

A trick of destiny lets Jaune and Pyrrha discover a secret room in Beacon's dormitories. This will lead them to discover a hidden secret about one of their friends, which will risk unraveling the very foundations of the academy!

Neo and Yang both lost everything thanks to Cinder Fall. Neo believes the only way for them to get revenge is to work together, but she and Yang quickly find their relationship developing beyond a mere alliance of convenience. Baked Alaska. Set after Volume 3.

Yang encounters the father/builder of Penny. The chance meeting results in second chances for both characters.

Ruby and Pyrrha snuggle together on Ruby's bed and play video games together, Ruby has Strange New Feelings about her girlfriend. [Ruby/Pyrrha]

A chance encounter. A sudden rescue. A mutual love of ice cream. When Neopolitan is saved by the strange blonde, known as Jaune Arc, she can't help but wonder, what will become of their relationship. Cover Image by Kegi Springfield.

Someone has to keep track of Ozpin's shenanigans, and fortunately Glynda has a list to do it. Get a better understanding of Ozpin's character in this 100%-canon-no-really-it-is list of things he's done and have gotten gotten banned. Rated T for humor I shouldn't find funny but still do.

Over the course of their time together, Yang and Neo have slowly grown more and more attracted to each other. They also find themselves thinking about each other often when they are...alone. Takes place during the events of Burning Coals. Baked Alaska smut.

A girl lost without the one she'd relied on for so long. A woman fighting the overbearing will of another. A face long thought gone with the winds of time. And one boy who would find himself in the center of it all. (Good grief if this doesn't sound like a soap opera)

You and I both know how this story ends. We know the repercussions. The heartbreak, but I'd like to think there is still some value in learning why this tale of two maiden's eventually ends in none. Value in Raven's and Summer's love story, bound and predestined for a bad end. F/F Rosebird.

Pyrrha asks Ruby on a date. Blake asks Ruby on a date. Ruby accepts both. Naval battle ensues between Ladybug and Milk & Cereal, but the crews quickly board each other's ships, settle their differences, and add Pussy Magnet to their fleet. Pure relationship crack. I regret nothing. Adorable cover art provided by mustachioedoctopus.

An innocent mistake releases a horrifying beast in the bowls of Beacon, and no young Huntress's virtue is safe... [Tentacle Grimm/Every Female Character]

"Weiss Schnee had always considered herself a prim and proper young woman. Yet, if things were to continue at this rate, she knew she would not be able to say so for very much longer." Rated M for a reason. Porn with a plot. Futa.

Grimm bestiality ladies and gentlemen, let's make no mistake. This here is a collaborative effort with myself and Kiko Gorgon contributing chapters. It will get intense, and no huntress is safe. We hope that you enjoy, but you have been warned.

Jaune and Ruby in bed after sleeping together.

Ever since she and Ruby started sleeping on the same bed, Weiss has been experiencing increasingly frustrating awakenings thanks to Ruby's oblivious, very touchy sleeping habits. One particularly unbearable morning, she's unable to take it any more and her following actions open a whole new chapter in the adorable couple's sex life. Pure Smut, Futa!Ruby/Weiss, some Bumblebee fluff

Weiss overhears Ruby masturbating, and sexiness ensues.

Ruby and Yang spend time together alone at their dorm room when Yang confesses her love for her sister. How will Ruby react?

Neopolitan has an... unconventional way of showing affection. And her girlfriend is totally okay with it. A comedic/romantic one-shot set during some point in time between Volumes 2 and 3. Additional Tags: Yuri.

Who needs the Beacon Dance when you're an awkward mess who fumbles his way through life to get the girl of his dreams? Don't we all wish we could be that lucky? Ruby/Jaune one-shot.

Qrow has had a hard life, filled with tales that would make even the most hardened person break down and weep. But for now he is going to tell a simple story of his exploits to his two nieces.

Coco and Velvet weren't always as close as they are now. It took a lot of misunderstandings, a bit of uncertainty, and a few tears to get them here.

If Ruby were ever to tell Blake how she truly felt, she knew with dread certainty that the Faunus girl would run.

Coco needed to remember to punch whoever spiked the punch... right after she figured out why Velvet was being so handsy.

Alright alright alright... here we go! My first public fanfiction, requested by some dude I met in the RWBY subredit Discord channel. They called it Enabler. A ship between Ruby and Yang, so incest will be had, dirty will be done. Enter at your own risk! NSFW!

Weiss had been showing Winter around Beacon, a lot has changed since she had last visited the academy. But Winter decided she wanted to have a bit more fun with her sister and her partner. [Futa, 3-Way]

Vampire!Ruby. Her voice sounded akin to a tempting songstress and a deadly predator, smooth like melted butter but as dangerous as arsenic. "I have a proposition for you." [Discontinued]

Ruby wondered why Nora had wanted to play spin the bottle so badly... And why everyone started grinning at her and Yang when it was her turn.

With help, of course. -Delicious Monochrome Oreos

Team RWBY decides to celebrate the changing of years with a good, 'friendly' game of Truth or Dare, but... how does it play out? Happy New Year!

Yang have a bad hair day. Jaune says he can fix it. Yang discovers he might be way too good at it.

"My drops of tears I'll turn to sparks of fire." -William Shakespeare

A darker, more twisted version of Ruby. A version that lusts for power and control and violence and is nearly soulless. Heartbreak at every turn. Contains lots of plot and gratuitous violence. Updated: 11/15/15 - Chapter 64

Ruby is bored one evening and it's Yang to the rescue with pillow fights and reluctant tickles! Sister bonding. Enjoy!

Ruby wasn't sure when platonic admiration had become attraction. She wasn't sure when she'd developed the crush on her sister. She wasn't sure what she was going to do about it, either. Drabble prompt from my tumblr.

Ruby Rose can't help that her partner has such an alluring neck, especially if the heiress plans on keeping it revealed often. What's a young vampire like herself going to do? Hopefully, nothing that she will regret. (White Rose, Vampire!Ruby AU, One-shot)

After a vicious attack, Ruby struggles to control the new terrible urges inside her. But as students are attacked left and right professor Goodwich must come to terms with her past if she is to stop the new predator stalking the halls of Beacon.

In hindsight, walking in on Weiss in the shower was probably not the best way to get on her good side. Complete!

Nora just gets sad once in a while, it's nothing to worry about...

As Weiss and Blake head out on their own things, Ruby is left alone with Yang in their dorm room. Things start out fine, until Ruby recounts to Yang an... event she saw a few days prior. Yang decides to teach Ruby what these feelings mean. Rated M for yuri, smut. Yang x Ruby Enabler Incest.

Team CRME captures Yang, and Neo has an ethical dilemma about it. Well, what qualifies as an ethical dilemma for her, anyway. Shenanigans ensue. Contains Freezerburn, Banana Split aka Baked Alaska aka Yang/Neo, and hints of Freezerburned Ice Cream (Yang/Weiss/Neo). Cover image belongs to Skiretehfox on Tumblr.

Team RWBY's time has come, but that's okay. They're ready to go.

Unable to get some sleep because of how cold the room is, Ruby ends up asking her sister Yang if she could sleep next to her sister like when they were younger. Yang welcomes Ruby with open arms, however inside her mind the elder sister has other plans... (WARNING: Incest and smut) (Sorry for the bad summary. I stayed up for two days straight working on this story and refining it)

A story for Halloween: a most unconventional huntress meets a most unusual vampire. Ruby/Weiss. White Rose.

Summer at Beacon Academy brings lots of sun, freedom, and boredom. After exhausting all of their options, the members of Team RWBY decide to engage in a game of Truth or Dare to pass the time.

During a severe rain storm Ruby crawls into Yang's bed seemingly distraught. Of course Yang will comfort her younger sister, but there's something else on Yang's mind during this sisterly moment! [One-Shot]!

After living in Maka and Soul's apartment for one year, Crona notices Maka acting a little strange. When new experiences flow in, the best place to keep track of them is in one of Maka's presents: a journal. Ambiguous!Crona.

A sad fic around the Renora/Team Sloth ship. R&R's encouraged and welcome. "You either die a writer of heroic fluff, or live long enough to see yourself become the writer who kills off half an OTP." Warning for character death, slight drug abuse and general grief.

Ruby and Weiss go on a date skiing. And how exactly does Yang confess her feelings for Blake? [For my art/story trade with my friend, Kuro!]

When Ruby and Yang are feeling down about not being able to see their Dad on Valentine's, it's up to the sisters to take on the other's burdens. (I think vomit comes under the T rating?)

Collection of lewd, generally unconnected bumblebee fics. Title really only applies to the first and (kind of) second chapter now. Rated M for implications that are a tiny bit too dirty for T.

Today marks the 5840th day since Ruby was born and today she'll be turning 16! Weiss and Blake had already gotten her gifts but Yang had forgotten, screaming at her self for forgetting she hopes that Ruby would wait awhile before getting her sisters gift. But She dosn't know Ruby loves her sister more than a sister... if only she knew. (Ruby x Yang)

Here's some late christmas smut because why not? this is my second favorite pairing as odd as it is. hope you enjoy! reviews welcome!

Ruby reflects on her life at Beacon. Yang comes along and asks what's wrong. They both admit to their fears. Sisterly bonding.

One early morning Ruby is met by a particular Orange haired girl who proves to be a problem for the girl. One-shot. Nuts and Dolts paring

Halloween parties. Costumes, alcohol, and spin the bottle. Not everything is what you believe it to be on this All Hallows Eve.

Yang is having a bit of a day, but can Ruby make it better? Of course she can, she's a little sister after all.

Noodle and Russel return to Plastic Beach. As 2D and Noodle reunite, they re-discover their deep rooted bond through renewed eyes, and resurface feelings that'd been lying dormant in the time they'd spent apart. *Warnings: Mild language and lemon.*

Ragnarok stumbles in on something unexpected... Rated T with implied themes

Maka wants to go further, but Chrona doesn't know how to deal with it. One-shot. Crona's gender is not specified.

This is a funny SoulxCrona that I did based on the 'fill in the blank' Soul Eater thing. Soul and Crona are doing 'it' and Maka walks in, there's a whole lot of crack involved so ya read and remember r&r. Oh and I wont be writing SoxCro it's just random.