To those foolish enough to waste their time looking at this, I reward your efforts by pointing and laughing at you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well, now that I have that out of my system, let's continue with the introduction into the myriad labyrinth of my inner soul. But since you're not my therapist, let's skip that and just go down to afew of my personal stats.

:Stats:

Name: Christopher (most just call my Chris. Very original)
Age: 22 (-cheers- I be one year aliver!)
Hair colour: Dark Brown
Eye colour: Hazel Green, though it's obscured by my obscenely thick glasses.

Personal Quotes:
"I make crazy look like fun."
"That's FIRE!"
"That's it! Tomorrow, I'm not going to wear pants!"

Favorite Food: I never met a meal I didn't like, except cheesecake. It is EVIL! -hisses and claws-

Favorite Music: I see myself as an ecclectic soul. Which is a nice way of saying I'm fickle and can't make up my blasted mind. I like 3 Doors Down, AudioSlave, ColdPlay, Linkin Park, Metallica, Santana, Stone Temple Pilots, and the list goes on for awhile. Throw in a heapin' helpin' of classical, oldies, and opera music, and that's pretty much it.

Favorite Manga/Anime(In no partiular order):
Ranma 1/2 (Gotta love the characters that are able to be believe and unbeilevable at the same time)
Inuyasha (Hanyo kickin' demon buttox all around the Sengoku Jidai. SWEET!)
Gundam Wing (Mad love for mecha)
Saiyuki (If nothing else, I love it for the SHINY THINGS!)
King of Bandit Jing (Stealing treasure and hearts like it ain't no thang)
Rave Master (A dog with a snowman's head? Who could hate that?)
Burst Angel (There’s a plot? I watch for the girls in spandex)
Fruits Basket (Anyone notice that there isn't a single fruit basket in any of the episodes? I want a fruit basket, you bastards!)
Bleach (Not just for whitening your whites anymore)
Naruto (Ninjitsu never looked so fashionable)
Rurouni Kenshin (Fun times with pointy objects)
Ghost in the Shell (Having your brain in a metal bucket never looked so cool)
Full Metal Alchemist (If you're angsty, and ya know it, clap your hands!)
GetBackers (Kinda like ‘Friends’, except everyone wants you dead)
Yu Yu Hakusho (Rei Guns, Swords, and Dragons. Oh my!)
Trigun (The CLUTZ is our hero? The implications for humor are endless)
Battle Angel Alita (A mix of science, martial arts, and cuteness. Sprinkle a shower of blood, guts, and chex mix, and you got yourself a party)

Least Favorite Manga/Anime:
DBZ/GT (I liked it at first. Really I did. But then the stories kept going on, and on, and on, and on...)

Favorite Characters:
Mousse (What can I say? I have a love for the underdog. Not to mention I'm pretty much what he would be like in the real world. Scary, ain't it?)
Tendo Kasumi (Gotta hand it to her. She takes a bunch of insane, pugilistic, cursed martial artists bouncing around alot better then I would)
Saotome Ranma (Martial arts efficianado and all around nice guy cursed with bad luck)
Inuyasha (Demon sword-swinger and all around nice half-guy cursed with luck just as bad)
Duo Maxwell (It's all about that american saviofaire)
Zechs Marquise (No hat hair or sunny days for him)
Jing (Bonafide lady killer)
Kir (Bonafide weapon of mass destruction)
Haru Glory (Funky sense of style with a funky style of weapon)
Plue (Pet/Projectile)
Let (Scaly or otherwise, he kicks major buttox)
Honda Tohru (Gotta hand it to her. She takes abunch of angsty, perverted, all around crazy as hell boys that turn into animals alot better then I would)
Sohma Kyo (Putting the humor back into being anti-social)
Sohma Hatsuharu (Putting the humor back into Split Personality Disorder)
Sohma Shigure (Putting the humor back into being a total pervert)
Uzumaki Naruto (You know you’re destined for greatness when you get a tattoo the day you’re born)
Hyuuga Hinata (She’s so nervous/adorable you just wanna medicate her)
Hatake Kakashi (The man who reinvented the eyepatch)
Gaara (The guy with a portable sandbox)
Rock Lee (Made green spandex manly..for the first time EVER!)
Maito Gai (If he fails a a ninja, there's always a chance in motivational speaking)
Kurosaki Ichigo (Big sword, little girlfriend)
Hitsugaya Toshiro (Little taisho, big...hearted second in command)
Zaraki Kenpachi (For a man with a sideways mohawk, he is one bad mamajamma)
Himura Kenshin (One word: 'Oro?')
Sagara Sanosuke (The only thing bigger then his hair is his temper)
Makoto Shishi-oh (Giving an adorable face to meglomania)
Motoko Kusanagi (Props for making cyborgs look so sexy)
Batou (Props for making cyborgs look so awesome!)
Tachikoma (Props for making cold, soul-less machines so cute!)
Edward Elric (Ya gotta love an angst-ridden midget with a Napoleon Complex)
Alphonse Elric (Goodie-to-Shoes in a can)
Alex Armstrong (The man who reinvented bodybuilding as more then a hobby)
Gluttony (Evil, and yet so squeezably soft)
Greed (He makes being greedy seem cool again)
Amano Ginji (The only Raitei I know that comes in chibi servings)
Shido the BeastMaster (A new Dr.Doolittle, except more irritable, can’t talk to bugs, and lives with a cute blind chick)
Natsumi (Gotta hand it to her. She takes abunch of smart-mouted, starving, dirt poor people with an inordinate number of powers/tricks alot better then I would)
Vash the Stampede (It's all fun and games until someone loses and appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away)
Alita (All shall bow down before the supreme butt-whoop queen!)

Quick Update: 10-28-06

I live again!

-checks pulse- Yep, definetely living.

Anyway, I wrap up this month with my earlier SoaM update, not to mention my newest little venture, the 'Wild Horse of Ragnarok'. I'll try to keep the updates updated, though I may run into afew snags. -nuzzles .Hack//G.U. box- My precious...-purrs contently-

CURRENT WORKS:

SON OF A MONKEY: Naruto in AU cologne! The Sanadime Hokage writes an edict of adoption instead of silence, and takes Naruto in as his own. The world is forever changed as the boy strives to live up to the Sarutobi name. Possibly Naru/Ino. Rated PG-13 for ninja style violence and profanity. Chapter 2 be up!

WILD HORSE OF RAGNAROK: Ranma with an AMG crossdish. Another of Genma's bad decisions leaves Ranma's soul in the hands of otherworldly forces. For his soul, and answers to all his problems, he has to do what he does best. Cause trouble. PG13 for violence, evilness, and Genma. Ranma/? Chapter 1 is away!

LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE: Get Backers in a rich AUy sauce. After the original fight with Ban, Ginji feels the need to control the Raitei? Where does he go? To a mental institution, of course! Rated PG-13 for profanity and Dr.Jackal. Pairings will be voted on by reviewers, though I'm putting Ginji up for a strictly female lineup. Prologue be up!

BEAUTY OF THE BEASTS: Naruto ala AU. Based off of 'Beauty and the Beast'. A horrible curse resides on those in the Forest of Death, and only true love can break it. Can they find this cure, or will the Akatsuki break the curse their own way? Rated PG-13 due to profanity and blood. Pairings are Naru/Hina, Saku/Sasu/Ino, Neji/TenTen, and those recommend by the reviewers. Chapter 6 is still underway!

THE HUNGER: FMA. As they sit in the woods, the Sin of Gluttony sits infront of the fire and contemplates the reason he looks for the Philosopher's Stone. Oneshot, with splashing hints of Gluttony/Lust for the sake of fun. Rated PG-13 for the occassional bout of blood. Complete.

THE NEED: FMA. As he and his cohorts rest in the Devil's Next, the Sin of Greed kicks back and revels in the present, not needing more then his friends and his desire for all of everything. Oneshot ala mode. Rated PG-13 for profanity. Complete.

FUTURE PRESENTATIONS(if I ever get around to 'em):

THE VIEW: FMA. As he looks over his personal kingdom, the Sin of Pride revels in the glories of the present, the emptiness of his past, and the blood-soaked future he intends to usher in. Oneshot. Rated PG-13 for mentions of blood. All in my head at the moment.

UNTITLED: Ranma 1/2, combined with a gooey Sailor Moon mirangue. Ranma finally snaps, and goes to live with his mother in Juuban, where he hopes to find a way to settle all old accounts. Hilarity ensues, Akane's food runs amok, and Ramna chokes a priest. Good times. Will probably begin writing when I actually come up with a name for it.