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Parents

When Sakura brings Sasuke home to meet her parents, he does well until her father inquires as to what his intentions are with his daughter. When Sasuke says that Sakura’s going to help him revive the clan, the salad bowl is thrown at his head and it goes downhill from there.

-Naruto for the Teenaged Soul(Drabble #19)

Lost

“Sasuke-kun, just ask for directions already!”

“No, I can do this on my own.”

“WHY?!”

“I just can Sakura, I’ll find it eventually.”

“You IDIOT.”

“Mommy, are we there yet?”

“No sweetie, daddy’s being a prick again. Don’t worry, we’ll get there ‘eventually’.”

“I am not being a prick—you are being annoying.”

“Eat. My. Shorts.”

“Really mature, Sakura.”

“Will you two shut up? I’m only six and I swear it’s like I’m the only adult around here!”

-Naruto For the Teenaged Soul (drabble #21)

Thanksgiving

How do you thank someone for completing you?

-Naruto For the Teenaged Soul (drabble #21)

And so, the old Sakura came back. The optimistic, enthusiastic, muffin-loving girl was back.

And so, peace was restored.

Not.

“I SMELL MUFFINS! AND THESE ARE CORNBREAD MUFFINSS THIS TIME! I LOVE CORNBREAD MUFFINS! YOU CAN PUT SYRUP ON THEM!”

Oh.

Dear.

God.

The craziness was back.

-The Blind Leading The Blind

Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly.

It started out so simple.

"Dad, can I go on the swing now?"

"No, your superior brother is using it."

It grew larger with time…

"Dad, can I go training with you?"

"No, I am training your genius superior brother."

Itachi did make an effort to make him feel better…

"You don’t suck that much…"

But poor little, stupidly cute Sasuke had already developed a MAJOR inferiority complex.

He found himself struggling with simple tasks…

"Do I deserve this sandwich?"

It developed into-

"This sandwich is too good for me!"

And then…

"I don’t deserve to look at this sandwich!"

His mother tried to help...

"Your father loves you more!"

Alas, it was a lie.

And anyway, Sasuke was far too damaged to be undamaged.

Hell, this was before his brother killed his entire family. He never stood a chance.

-Damned Sasuke

"Don’t kill me!" Naruto clung on the floor, his nails digging in the carpet.

"I won’t kill you." A calm voice explained.

"So you’ll eat me?" Naruto screamed hysterically, not like in the cafeteria but in a girlish way. The blond’s nails clawing at the abused rug.

"You don’t want to eat me! I suck my thumb!" The arms stopped tugging. Naruto still felt scared but swallowed his fear and turned around.

"You suck your thumb?" Sasuke’s lips were in an amused smirk.

-Love gone wrong

Obito: Don't worry, it's not bad being dead. Fangirls will still love you. :)

Itachi: That's what I'm afraid of. Can't a dead person rest in peace without any fangirls attacking? Darn the Uchiha clan for their gene of being sexy!

-Gasp! From Avenger to Caring Brother?

Naruto was flummoxed, he expected much more then the cold shoulder from Sasuke. Like maybe ‘hey guys! Yah, I was gone for a while with Orochimaru and I totally regret ever leaving Konoha! Oh and Sakura I like totally found out that I loved all this time, let’s go rebuild my clan!’

-Bittersweet

Tenten, in her numerous years spent with Hyuuga Neji, learned a thing or two about the boy. Her favorite, you ask? Why...

He was a peanut butter person.

Now, you wouldn't think there would be a problem with this little fact... But the thing was...

She was a chocolate person.

And, because of this fact, many a conflict arose between the two... Namely...

"No. That cannot be nearly as good as my peanut butter."

The Hyuuga prodigy defensively cradled the jar of chunky peanut butter to his chest, glaring at Tenten. She glared right back at her beau, and waved an accusing finger at him.

"You take that back, you bastard! Chocolate is the source of all things good and pure, and nothing you say can change my mind!"

Neji turned his glare on the box of Lindt chocolates she clutched to her. "You did this to her," he blamed. The chocolate chose wisely not to reply.

"I say we start a petition," Tenten declared, suddenly waving her chocolates around in the air. "We'll see who prefers the source of life, to the bane of exsistance!"

Neji followed the chocolates with his piercing gaze. "I blame you for her insanity."

"Everyone shall, of course, be on the side of CHOCOLATE because CHOCOLATE," she boomed, waving the box furiously around in the air, "is practically HOLY!!"

"She never used to be like this," he said, considering practicing his Juuken on this box of chocolate.

"And chocolate shall RULE the EARTH, and I shall be dubbed Queen!" Tenten cackled maniacally for a good minute, before the unthinkable happened;

A single chocolate flew out of the box and landed, coincidentally, in Neji's jar of peanut butter. All was silent, and they both peered in, as though that would tell them that something other than they had just witnessed happened. Then they looked at each other.

"Well... This is a predicament."

"I say we feed it to Lee."

Tenten grinned.

"Good idea! For, surely, your peanut butter," she shuddered, "would hinder the pure taste of my chocolate, thereby tainting the chocolate, and making it imperfect."

"Right." Neji said, nodding. And then... "What?"

"You heard me, peanut butter boy."

Neji's eye twitched. Obviously, that twitch had triggered a mental lapse, causing him to do the impossible; Picking the peanut butter-covered chocolate out of the jar and taking a bite out of it. Tenten laughed at him, in which he used as an advantage and shoved the rest of the piece into her mouth.

And though she was mortified beyond words, she ate it. And enjoyed it.

"Damn you."

"I guess chocolate isn't so bad after all."

"Oh, fine. Neither is peanut butter."

... Wait for it...

"But chocolate's still better."

The box of chocolates and the jar of peanut butter sweatdropped.

In These True Kodak Moments(drabble #21)

She let out a silent whimper as the pain became a burning one, in her arms and legs. She could hear voices now. Soft slow voices that seemed so close yet very, very far.

“Rin! If you can hear me don’t go back to sleep!” That was her father. She could never mistake that gruff tone of his even as he sounded so vulnerable he still sounded quite strong.

“Shizune run another diagnostic again. This is the most crucial part of the operation!” That was Tsunade’s voice.

“Rin whatever you do don’t go into the light!” Yup that was Kakashi. She was gonna have to kick his ass later.

Crack! That was the sound of Kakashi hitting the floor, courtesy of her father’s fist.

“Come on Rin I know you can get through this.” That was Arashi-sensei.

Still one voice was unaccounted for.

“Stupid girl. You had better get through this.” Yup, that was him. A definite ass kicking was in order later.

-A twist of Fate

"It’s the face you make, man! It’s like you don’t know whether to strangle me or wave back." Naruto chuckled, giving Sasuke a fox grin.

-Chasing naruto

"You always have this black cloud of doom hovering over you when you’re having a rough morning." Naruto glanced to his other side towards Sasuke. "Maybe you should sit further away. I don’t want to get hit with a lightning bolt."

-Chasing naruto

Sakura could tell Kakashi was craving some ramen.

"So what will it be sir?" A woman with acorn hair asked. She held a pad of paper and a pencil to take down his order.

"Uh, I don’t know…" Kakashi didn’t even look at her, he was totally drowning in the contents of the page. "Surprise me." The woman was confused.

"uh….ok…And what can I get for you?" Sasuke stared at her for a couple of moments, probably still trying to decide.

"Whatever." He turned away and rested his head in his palm, his face towards Sakura’s.

"Uh, well that makes one surprise and one whatever." Sakura giggled as Sasuke grunted.

"Naruto, how can we let it drop? All I can remember about that festival- is you, utter pandemonium, and a lot of goldfish. It was hilarious!"

-Breaking Sasuke

Keji looked at her as if she was crazy. "Why would I do that. War is fun! Feeling the rush of battle, the sound of your blade slicing through flesh, seeing the enemy cower and flee before your might, or throwing themselves at you, only to be cut down like wheat on a field." The man appeared to have a dreamy look on his face.

-A twist of fate

"So Keji, do you have any good stories of your day’s with Iwa?"

Keji gave a thoughtful Hmmmm, for a moment before he replied. "Why do ya ask?"

Naruto shrugged. "I’m bored and it’ll make the trip go faster."

Keji thought for a moment before he started chuckling. " I remember this one time I was sent on a peace keeping mission along Iwa’s border. Two groups of settlers were having a dispute and we were sent to deal with it. It was basically the leaders that were instigating the whole thing. They continued to have arguments and fighting and their people would follow. So after a few weeks I got tired of it and cleaved both of their heads off."

Everyone in the group, even the Anbu had sweat drops running down the back of their heads at this declaration.

-A twist of Fate

Everyone openly gawked at the old Hokage. Jiraiya? The toad sannin? Scared of rats?

"You can’t be serious." Naruto deadpanned.

Tsunade laughed at his expression. "Sure am. Jiraiya has had a lifelong fear of rats."

"Why?" Kakashi asked in a strange mix of shock, astonishment and disbelief.

Naruto’s mind however was running a mile a minute and a small, cruel, evil, almost diabolical smirk tugging at his lips with just one single thought running through his mind. ‘Blackmail.’

-A twist of fate

"Man Sakura-chan, you are scary."

"Only when I have to be, Naruto, only when I have to be."

"Did you beat Sasuke into coming home?"

Sai immediately took interest,

"Sakura-chan, you were the one who convinced him to come back?"

"Yes Sai, I was."

"Are you two doing it?"

Kakashi discretely left the room at this point, in order to completely avoid whatever it was that was coming next.

Because it was not going to be pretty.

-And so they met

"So let me get this straight," Sakura said twenty minutes later, tossing her long hair, "you went to the gym."

Tenten nodded, her face tiredly vacant. "Check."

"And you interrupted the captain…"

"Check."

"…While he was giving a lecture?"

"Check."

Emerald eyes widened in disbelief. "Are you crazy?"

"Che-- wait a minute." Tenten shook her head, tapping her temple with her pointer. "Nope, I don’t think I am." Shifting her bag to comfortably rest between her neck and shoulder blade, the dark haired girl sighed. "I think he is, though. Seriously."

Sakura shot her a sideways glance. "Who?"

"The long haired ice-box," came a monotone drawl.

A pause. "Why?"

"Because," Tenten groaned, rolling her neck to crack a couple of stiff joints, "he went all martial-arts-taikwando-judo-my-eyes-are-seriously-hot-when-I’m-fighting on me."

The pink-haired girl was quiet, unsure as of what to say to that last comment. "…Uh-huh. Okay."

-Of the proud and prejudice

Disclaimer: DISCLAIMER NO JUTSU! THE TECHNIQUE OF THE DISCLAIMER! I don’t own Naruto. I only own the plot and my made up characters. Don’t bother coming to my door with the lawyers because I will not be there.

Naruto: Retarded jutsu! Believe it!

Sasuke: Naruto, stop talking like your American voice.

Naruto: Well, uh… Blame the translators for dubbing the show! They made me more annoying dattebayo!

Forth Hokage (comes out of nowhere): Naruto…

Naruto: You’re the Forth Hokage! How did you get here?

Forth Hokage: (ignores last statement) Yes, I am the Forth Hokage. Naruto, there’s something I need to tell you…

Naruto:…?

Forth Hokage: I AM…YOUR FATHER!

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I mean YAAAAAYYY!! Does that mean that I can become all cool like you since I’m related to you?

Forth Hokage: Yes, but there’s something else you need to know my blondy son. I AM…THE AKATSUKI LEADER!

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Everyone else except Hinata: Shut up Naruto.

Forth Hokage: Naurto. Join the dark side, and we shall rule the world! Join us! We have cookies!

Naruto: Hell no. I'm not that stupid.

Forth Hokage: We have free ramen.

Naruto: Bleh, I hate ramen.

Sasuke: GASP! ALERT! ALERT! SAKURA! WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE! WE GOT OURSELVES A CODE 389!

Sakura: SASUKE! YOU SAID CODE 389?! AS IN NARUTO JUST SAID THAT HE HATED RAMEN?!

Sasuke: Yes! ALERT! ALERT! 911! WE NEED THE ANBU! (runs around and crashes into the walls)

Itachi and Obito (at the same time): We're surrounded by idiots...

-Gasp from Avenger to caring brother?

As many of you know, my name is Sasuke Uchiha. What am I saying? Of course you know me. Everyone does. Not that I'm trying to be arrogant. It's just a well known fact. I know I'm a better employee than more than half of the poeple who work here, but for some reason, I'd rather stay in my current position then anywhere else.

My life is what they call 'perfect'. I have people look up to me, girls fawn over me, and respect from almost everyone who has ever had the honor of being introduced to me.

"Hey, BASTAAAARD!"

Er, except for Naruto. I don't know...I think he's retarded.

-Be my Genie

Than I realized something. I am going crazy.

"I'm a genie, smarty." she responded in a hostile sarcastic voice that only I am capable of. "I grant wishes."

"Great. I wish you to be gone forever."

"Done."

"Wait. I wasn't thinking straight."

"Of course not." she smirked in a sly kind of way. "I never grant wishes on the first day. Those are the rules."

I sighed patiently. If this really is happening and I am some kind of mental person, than I might as well make the best of it. "There are rules?"

Some genie...

"Yeah. There's always rules. First of all, I can't make anyone fall in love with you."

That's the last thing I want.

"I can't bring people from the dead."

That's just creepy.

"Nothing dangerous, like wishing for your hated one to die a horrible, long suffering death."

There goes that. Itachi, you lucky son of a bitch.

-Be my Genie

-Touru was holding a lunch tray while walking to the table, and talking to Skura, about ‘The Uchiha Sasuke’

"Anyways Uchiha Sasuke, is the son of the richest man on earth, how can you not know? He’s like all over the news!"

Sakura sighed "and what if he’s on the news? Terrorist goes on the news, I guess I should worship them too"

-A love story to cherish

"hmmm thanks? Hehe I just have this saying…Humans are like smarties, different colors outside, same inside"

-A love story to cherish

--Anyway...while drawing this I realized that the Uchiha clan symbol looks like a ping pong paddle. Random hilarity ensued, and much amusement was had.

-Kakashi: It's a little known fact that the Uchihas’ invented ping pong.

-Sasuke: My brother killed everyone because while he was a genius in everything else, he can't play ping pong to save his life.

-Naruto and Sakura: WTF?!

-Sasuke: If only he would accept my challenge to a game of Ping-Pong, I wouldn't have to be the dark emo angsty avenger I am today.

Ino quickly rushed out and I looked at the food, some goopy mystery breakfast. I looked at it and looked at my stomach, how bad could it be? I took the bowl and shoveled some of it into my mouth…

Only to immediately spit it out, what was that crap?

"You don’t like oatmeal?" Sasuke asked me, I looked at the demon meal from Hell. THAT was oatmeal? I shook my head and he looked at me, "So different…"

I will never understand men…

-a love story to cherish

"SASUKE LIKES SAKURA, SASUKE LIKES SAKURA!!" Naruto yelled.

"What did you just say?" Sakura asked.

"Um… nothing Sakura-Chan… please… DON’T HURT ME!!" Naruto yelled and ran away.

Sasuke gave some sort of deformed laugh.

"Wait a second… did you just laugh Sasuke-Kun?" Sakura said, this was like inventing a new jutsu or something to her.

Sasuke awkwardly blushed. "I was kind of practicing… so when I saw you again… or maybe I just wanted to see you again…" Sasuke blushed into a deeper red.

Sakura blushed to… and they stayed like that for a few moments until…

"Guys, I have two important things to tell you," Kakashi said, " one thing is that this moment that you two are having is like the moment I am reading about in my Icha Icha book!" This made Sakura fall over and Sasuke sweat drop.

-Around in circles

"You’re exactly like your brother." Sasuke smirked slightly as he kept his gaze on the ground. His mother had meant it in his actions towards her, but it still felt like a compliment to him.

"I’m a man now," he said in means of explanation. "Nii-san said now that I’m a bodyguard, I’m a man. Men don’t have time to hug and kiss their mothers."

Mikoto nodded, a knowing smile on her face. "You’re a man now? A big, strong manly man?"

Sasuke scowled at his mother’s sarcasm.

- The Guardian

"Fuck shit!" cursed Sasuke. He stormed onto his ship that was being hidden in a dark cave.

Naruto looked worried as he saw his friend storm about the ship, swareing and hissing out curse's. He really didn't want his best friend to go into a state of depression like the last time they lost Sakura. Naruto slowly walked up to Sasuke, who was know holding onto the railing of the ship and looking out into the cold water's.

"Oi, teme... Its..Its not the end, you know...I mean, we can still-" but Naruto was cut off by the pissed Sasuke.

"Dobe, of course I know its not the end! What do you think I am, stupid?" hissed Sasuke.

"Umm, I, uh, mean, everything will be-"

"Ok? I know that, why do you keep stateing the obvious?" he yelled, looking away and slightly smirking.

"...Teme?" said Naruto, who was very very confused.

Sasuke begun to chuckle, and Naruto thought that Sasuke was really going insane.

"Silly girl, think's she can get rid of me that easly. Ha, she think's she can challenge me, but little does she know that I'm not giving up. I am going to go to her wedding, crash it, kill the basterd, and get her out of there once and for all!" laughed Sasuke, sounding like a maniac.

"Teme...What's wrong with you? Your acting so weird...My god, you must be possesed!" said Naruto, holding up his ramen cross for protection.

Sasuke turned around and jumped on Naruto, sending the both of them to the ground with a thump. Sasuke, still laughing like a crazy man and Naruto looking petrified.

"Your crazy!" studdered Naruto.

"I'm fucking insain!" said Sasuke.

"And you want to know why?" he continued." Because you said that when I find the girl whom I love, I'll feel like I'm crazy and to never let go of her and I'm not about to stop now!"

-all I ask of you

“I see,” Sasuke replied as Sakura growled. “So that’s the reason Naruto sent us on this mission” Itachi just smiled…yes that’s right smiled…I think a puppy just died

Good. Now Sasuke was dressed like a sane person.

Now, to kill Sakura….

Creeping up to her door, Sasuke tried the doorknob.

It was locked.

Grrr, better break down the door.

Better yet, pick the lock. It was stealthier.

After a few seconds the door swung open…

…To reveal an unconscious Sakura…

Sasuke poked her. “Oy, Haruno.”

No luck.

He sighed. Better get Itachi.

“ITACHI BOB MICHAELANGELO UCHIHA! GET YOUR FAT ASS UP HERE!”

So those were Itachi’s middle names.

-The blind leading the blind

The limo stopped in front of a...cemetary?

Sakura and Mikoto got out.

"SASUKE JOE HENTAI UCHIHA! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT CAR!"

"...Your middle name's pervert?"

"...Ask my mother."

"No, thanks. I don't wanna know."

-The Blind Leading the Blind

Diamond

People say that Sasuke is like ice—so cold, waiting to be melted. Sakura disagrees, she thinks he’s more like a diamond; desired by all women and damn hard headed.

-Naruto for the Teenaged Soul(Drabble #21)

Sasuke knew he was in trouble. As time went on, he was indeed getting stronger--but then, so was Itachi. Theoretically, he could just wait around until Itachi was like sixty, and he fifty, and then defeat him. Only, that would require patience and foul play. Sasuke didn't exactly possess either of those traits. (Or so he liked to tell himself. Though it didn't really make any sense. Is there really such a thing as an HONOURABLE killer?)

If Sasuke couldn't win by his strength, he was just going to have to do so in another way. He had to think like a ninja, and play by Itachi's weaknesses. No matter how pathetic and dirty it might be--Sasuke KNEW how to go about it.

He had, after all, lived with Itachi for several years.

"Itachi," Kisame yawned from his hammock, "Your mini-me is back."

"Uchiha...Itachi..." Sasuke hissed.

"Uchiha...Sasuke..." Itachi returned, his scarlet eyes flashing.

Kisame rolled his eyes. "You guys do realize that you have the same last name rig--"

"Shut up!" Sasuke snapped, throwing several kunai at Kisame, who disappeared with a splash. Taking several deep, calming breathes, (which made him sound like a bull. In heat.) Sasuke turned back to his traitorous sibling.

Gathering air into his lungs, Sasuke prepared himself for his proclamation. Kisame trotted over to his apartment stairs, into his kitchen, and began making popcorn.

"MARCO!" Sasuke screeched, leaping back wards from Itachi and throwing his shuriken all over the place, making a thudding noise to surround and confuse Itachi.

"Damn you, Sasuke..." The nearly blind Itachi grumbled. He rubbed furious at his eyes and stubbornly refused to move. One he was sure that he was a safe distance away, Sasuke took out his ultimate weapon.

The paper crinkled loudly when he unfolded it. Clearing his throat, he began to read…

"Oh Kisame!" Sasuke wailed in a falsetto voice, frantically sprinting away from Itachi's rapidly thrown kunai, "How I have yearned to be in your arms!"

Kisame's head poked out of the apartment window. "You WHAT?!"

"The pleasure is all mine, my sweetie-pie munchkin cake..." Sasuke continued, dropping his voice into an overly exaggerated purr. Itachi twitched. Sasuke almost smiled--victory was his.

Itachi was a complete and utter romanceaphobe.

"Foolish little brother...I'm going to kill you..." Itachi hissed, twirling around in circles, squinting frantically.

"And then, overcome by his passion, the slender Uchiha reached up to his muscular partner. Fisting his hands in Kisame's hair, he drew him in for a kis--" Sasuke almost screamed.

"KISAME!" Itachi yelled, border-line seizure, "DO SOMETHING!"

Kisame blinked, shoving another handful of popcorn into his mouth. "Wha'?"

"I--I--AURGH!" Itachi clapped his hands over his ears. Sasuke pranced closer.

"Steamy, hot, melty, made him weak in the knees--"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOU!" Itachi yelped.

Kisame cocked his head to the side, "You're a pretty good writer Sasuke."

-Naruto for the Teenaged Soul(Drabble #37)

Alternate

He stands, tall and magnificent against the glowing backdrop of late summer sky. He is, as always, above them. His feet are planted surely on the rim of the crater as he gazes down, black eyes apathetic and devoid of life.

Naruto’s lips tremble, his eyes wide and blue as he stares up into the shadowed face. His hands clench, shoulders hunching down. His lungs expand, the scream building and building and crushing his throat.

“SASUKE—” he screams, so loud that some of the rocks slip and slid down the slope. Rage burning in every fiber of his being, he snarls—exposing sharp canines.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” Just as loud, but slightly shriller. Naruto blinks, momentarily confused. He hadn’t said that—had he?!

“WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?” Sakura howls, angrier than he’s ever seen her. She’s fairly spitting, green eyes overly bright and flashing, her small white teeth cutting and snapping through the air like a feral dog.

What’s even more astonishing—she’s aiming all of this at Sasuke. Sasuke, who she had never raised her voice at— who had before only seen her demurely polite, feminine mask.

“YOU F—” Naruto winces as Sakura continues her tirade, growing increasingly prolific as she goes. He quietly hides behind a boulder and watches her storm angrily up the slope. She slips once or twice, skinning one of her knees. Hissing in an aggravated manner, her hands flick over the torn skin—healing it almost instantly. She continues onwards, clambering doggedly up the slope.

Sasuke watches her, looking both surprised and appalled. One of his eyebrows twitches minutely every time she swears. (Naruto wonders if it’s possible for only certain parts of your body to have a seizure.)

“YOU….BASTARD!” Sakura snarls. Roughly, she grabs the front of Sasuke’s robe/shirt/potato-sack and jerks him down to her eye level, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF AN JERK YOU ARE?!” She hollers. One of her hands flies back, and shoots towards his face. Instinctively, Sasuke’s own hand reaches up and wraps around her smaller wrist.

He didn’t count on her pulling forward and slamming her knee into his groin.

Naruto’s eyes were almost popping out of his head. Sasuke yipped slightly, going cross eyed and trembling. He managed to stand on his feet for a second, before quietly toppling over and jerking sporadically.

“YOU,” Sakura screams, planting one foot firmly on Sasuke’s hip, “HAD BETTER REMEMBER THAT!”

And with that, she seizes him by his collar and drags him roughly down the slope, carelessly bouncing him over the rocks. She is apparently still angry.

“Catch,” she snaps at Naruto, and throws Sasuke at him. Naruto staggers, trying not to drop the taller boy.

“She’s…um, really a nice girl….” Naruto mumbles, more to himself that to Sasuke. Unconsciously shielding himself with Sasuke, Naruto runs after her. Keeping Sakura waiting seemed like a…bad idea….

“Wow, that’s a new way of groping—hag.” Sai comments cheerfully. Naruto cringes and even Sasuke twitches minutely when she screams in rage and throws the obliviously smiling boy into a rock.

-Naruto for the Teenaged Soul(Drabble #36)

Where do the Akatsuki really get their powers?! POPTARTS! THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!

“How did this happen Naruto?” it was Kakashi.

Naruto scratched his head and replied, “I seriously don’t know Kakashi-sensei, I mean Kabuto did this weird ABCDEFGH whateverthefuck jutsu on me…” he was cut off because suddenly Kabuto pooped out of nowhere and said in a reprimanding tone, “Now, now Naruto-kun, it’s not that jutsu; the name of that jutsu is IFTSOPOUOAOUECBMUWOJ jutsu.”

Everyone stared at him, not only because of his unexpected entry but also at the jutsu name. And they were itching to ask the full form that Naruto screamed, “Not you again, go away!!”

Kabuto disappeared whither he came from and Naruto huffed in annoyance. That jutsu name Nazi!! Seriously what difference did it make, especially since the full form was… well you know what the full form was; Naruto grinned sheepishly.

-Sasuke's Concubine

~~~Yes I love ALL the quotes!! if I put one if your quotes up there and didn't label it or labeled it wrong tell me and I'll fix it!!