sadtomatohide bio
 Author has written 26 stories for Twilight, and Merlin. If you're wondering where my stories have gone, I've moved them over to Archive of Our Own. You can still find them all there, even the old, terrible ones that embarrass me. I don't write much anymore, but if I do, that's where it will be posted. I'm not sure if FFN will allow the link to stay up, but you can always just head to AO3 dot org and search for sadtomato. Thanks to anyone who read my stories and got in touch with my over the years; I have all of the reviews saved in my email and they will always be special to me. |
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Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,358 - Reviews: 9195 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21566 - Favs: 12,154 - Follows: 8,091 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9643 - Favs: 9,842 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7317 - Favs: 5,986 - Follows: 6,887 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 8,685 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Release by writingbabe reviews
Ten years after Edward and Alice abandoned her, Bella returns to Forks. What brings Alice to her door? Why has Edward moved into the Cullens' old house? And who helps Bella escape her painful past-in his playroom? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,151 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Atonement by IdShipThis reviews
Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,111 - Follows: 5,728 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
I Can Learn by dellaterra reviews
What happens when a gorgeous man brings his daughter to see a hot young Santa at the mall? Will it be a Merry Christmas for all, and for all a good night? AH, rated M for M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Squeeze My Lemon by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
A weekly posting that is an exercise in lemon writing.As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need & desire for lemons.This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles & squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 483,390 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12834 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 6,149 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6339 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4676 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,942 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Just the Three of Us by einfach mich reviews
Leah knew that college would change her life, but she wasn't prepared for how her roommates would turn her life upside down. AH Leah, Edward and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Leah
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nightfall by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twilight AU where Bella never existed. On September 13th, 1987, Renée gave birth to William Matthew Swan. Seventeen years later, he moves to Forks. Edward/original character, Slash, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,669 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6731 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 4,958 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 10,875 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7649 - Favs: 11,779 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We're gonna laugh about this someday by norcaltwitard reviews
This is a one shot I wrote for the Remember when this was fun contest. It is ExB AH, AU. Rated M for all the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8412 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12994 - Favs: 8,629 - Follows: 6,370 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tuesday Next by bmango reviews
This is a little series of scenes written from pictures that tuesdaymidnight has sent me. Basically PWP. All JxE. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Fool and the Tool by ShilohPR reviews
Bella and Edward return from Volterra just in time for English final papers. As they struggle to "cure" their relationship wounds, Bella's analysis of Juliet reveals just how far they have to go, and just how alike their stories actually are. Mostly IC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,797 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
There Once Was a King by Brits23 reviews
Bella relies on pen and paper to inspire her in a monotonous world, but the written word is nothing without the right melody. She finds that melody in a man who breathes life into an endless sea of grey. He's everything-everything she can't have. CxB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,095 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Out of Captivity by IdShipThis reviews
Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
nonsense and other various whatnots by SweetDulcinea reviews
A collection of random one-shots, drabbles, and short pieces. Various pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Seven Deadly Sins by jinx2094 reviews
7 lemony oneshots. Each based on one of the 7 Deadly Sins. Em/B. If you can't buy porn, you shouldn't be reading this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Emmett
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23221 - Favs: 15,822 - Follows: 10,963 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Secret Changes within Bella Swan by SwedenSara reviews
Bella, who has been married to Edward for a few years, finds herself being someone she doesn't want to be. She wants this to change and takes a journey whithin herself to find the girl she used to be and the love she used to feel for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,783 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Tendered Submission by FarDareisMai2 reviews
A series of four themed drabbles. They began as drabbles and turned into something else. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
The Music Of The Night by theladyingrey42 reviews
He seeks atonement through music. She seeks solace in an unseen world behind the curtains of a stage. What they end up finding is each other. Written for JAustenLover and Durameter for FGB:Eclipse. AU / BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,201 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untitled by aavery reviews
Older man, Carlisle and young college student, Edward explore their taboo relationship while trying to make others more accepting. Contains: daddy relationship and daddy!kink.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Edward, Carlisle
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Sweet Science by fanboymike reviews
Edward had a simple goal. To become a successful boxer and prove his father wrong. That was until he met Cullen Gyms new Media Consultant Bella Swan. ExB AU AH Mostly canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,302 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Edward, Bella
Vision by mamdi reviews
::VAMPSLASH CONTEST:: The boys are alone in New York City. Edward is having trouble reading Jasper's thoughts and Edward is fed up with the tension between the two of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Path to Absolution by rmhale reviews
Sequel to A Kiss Before I Say Goodbye for FGB. Edward begins a path to self-discovery that will hopefully lead him back to the one he has loved all along. Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just call me Shameless by OhPenelope5446 reviews
"I cannot name this, I cannot explain this, and I really don't want to just call me shameless. I can't even slow this down let alone stop this and I keep looking around, but I cannot top this.." Ani DiFranco Lets see... Lemons, Cannon, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,364 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sins I Have Yet to Commit by AmeryMarie reviews
She doesn't want to, but the flesh is so weak. How do you ask forgiveness for sins you haven't yet committed? Written for the Friday Free for All on Twilighted. O/S, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10361 - Favs: 6,807 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unconventional by jlubspetahh reviews
What they have may not be normal, but boy is it fun. Inspired by PPSS's Picspiration, held weekly by the lovely Emmy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Proxy Triptych by MarchHare5 reviews
Entry for Beyond the Pale contest. Bella and Carlisle are out celebrating their first wedding anniversary when they encounter a handsome, young man and invite him home with them. But things are not as they seem. AH, OOC, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
All My Secrets by venis-envy reviews
AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas by cherieblossum reviews
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...married! Well, Bella Swan, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas! AU/AH. O/S Contest entry for: A Wedding To Remember
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17705 - Favs: 11,809 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Idee Fixe by DizzyUpTheGirls reviews
If he didn't count, if everything didn't add up, something terrible would happen. Edward knew that. He knew that his sister would have a terrible accident, or the basement would suddenly flood, or his dog would run away. A short story about OCD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love is like falling and falling is like this by OhPenelope5446 reviews
"And we'll say we didn't know, we didn't even try. One minute there was road beneath us, the next just sky." Edward is an exchange student gone wild and Bella is just out of a relationship that ended badly. Their paths cross. Lemons eventually, Cannon,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3259 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14539 - Favs: 16,977 - Follows: 8,761 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7736 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5761 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Rhian0000 reviews
Bella longs to be loved by Edward in every way before she is changed. Edward has agreed to try. On the verge of marriage and forever together, Bella wants to explore their physical love – will he let her? Set at the Beginning of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Battery by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Of Lovers and Whores by Touchstone67 reviews
A BDSM/forced feminization/humiliation written for Dannie's birthday. Domsper has to regrettfully punish subward, but there are revelations during the session that will change them both forever. Rated M for language, sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Hard as a Rock by chele681 reviews
A geology expedition yields a cache of life experience for college students Emmett and Jasper. Their most prized find? Eachother. AH SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12662 - Favs: 7,482 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say Something Else by vampireisthenewblack reviews
When he suffers the worst kind of heartbreak, Edward returns home, resigning himself to a lifetime of loneliness. But he had not counted on old friendships and old crushes. Edward is torn between old love and new... Slash, AH, OOC. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Alec - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chromaticity by shoefreak37 reviews
Chromaticity: the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength and its purity. Edward finds that compartmentalizing his life in shades of color doesn't make it any easier to live. Slash/AH First Place in the Twislash Unveiled Slash Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 12,065 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 734 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impromptus by Xaipre reviews
Set post-Twilight. Carlisle and Esme take Edward and Bella to the Symphony for his birthday. While Edward and Bella explore Edward’s past, Carlisle and Esme struggle to understand what impact Bella will have on Edward’s future. Canon. E/B. C/Es.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,377 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 9,847 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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If Only reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Safe in Harbor reviews
Carlisle is struggling, two years after losing the love of his life. His best friend sends him on a tropical vacation with strict instructions to cut loose, but Carlisle can't seem to let himself relax. Enter Edward, a fun-loving college student who has an appreciation for sexy older men...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmett McCarty: Closet Cuddler reviews
What is action star Emmett McCarty doing in Jasper's apartment? Only Jasper's boyfriend Edward can explain... my entry for Slash Backslash 4.0. Emmett/Jasper/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Comfort and Joy reviews
A little fluffy Charlie story-what if he got a second chance at having a family? M/M, but no lemons. Written for the Twilight No Stress Love Fest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Charlie S., Garrett - Complete
What Happens in New York reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Gorgeous Kiss reviews
Bella's been waiting for Jasper to come home from the war for eight hundred and seventy-two days. Historical Romance. NOT SLASH ZOMG. Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hesitation reviews
"It was only three seconds of hesitation, but it told Arthur everything." Merlin's been lying about his age to Arthur, who he's been flirting with online. What happens when they meet in RL? Will Arthur be charmed despite the lie, or will he walk away?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Silk & Satin reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Double Down reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Three Little Words reviews
A little slice of Sam's life with his five-year-old son, Levi, and his boyfriend, Riley. Smutfluff for donnersun 'cause she prompted it. Warning: Contains dinosaurs, Gerard Butler, and gay sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Riley, Sam - Complete
On the Edge reviews
From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
What Happened in Chicago reviews
Emmett is a sexy foreign exchange student. Edward is a horny American teen. What Happened in Chicago? Prequel to What Happens in Zurich - please read it first! SLASH. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
When Can I See You Again? reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time? Voted First Place in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest 2.0!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
Getting By reviews
Edward and Bella are gone, their families left to deal with crushing grief in their absence. The Cullens have moved away, but Carlisle comes back to Forks to check on Charlie and prevent another tragedy . Grief/Loss. M for Mature Themes but not Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Carlisle, Charlie S. - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Where You Belong reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Closing Time reviews
Edward and Bella are servers working together in a busy restaurant-what happens when they're left alone to close up the shop? Prompted by the lovely bashfulfan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good For You reviews
Bella is nothing if not studious-she's even studied sex in preparation for her first time. What will Edward say when she busts out her porn star moves? This is just a very short collection of fluffy drabbles, AH, rated M, for my dear friend Shannon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's The One They Call Dr Feelgood reviews
Short outtakes from "Between Pleasure and Pain," in Carlisle's POV. What is he up to while Bella and Edward hog the spotlight in BP&P? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Carlisle
What Happens In Zurich reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F threesome! Collab with SingleStrand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Cocky Girlfriend reviews
Edward shares a sexy fantasy with new girlfriend Rose, and then worries that he's scared her away. Will she shut him down or surprise him with her enthusiasm? AH, lemony. Prompt: Roseward. Pegging. Red corset. Necktie. Boston Cream PIe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Dearly Beloved reviews
A sweet little slash story about Edward and Jasper's wedding night- inspired by Pervy Picspirations on the PPSS Blog. Yes, you heard me: SLASH! Boys kissing boys! Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward
HIYA Odds & Ends reviews
Outtakes, alternate scenes, etc, from Heavy In Your Arms. M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Frustration & Domination reviews
One painfully shy virgin and one brooding vampire virgin? How I think Edward and Bella's honeymoon may have really gone down, with lots of awkwardness and self-doubt. Who will take charge when the frustration peaks? Lemon, obvs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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