Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.

Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves

Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Tom Riddle leads a double life, famous politician by day and Lord Voldemort by night. Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest scandals of all time. Oh, Harry is going to enjoy messing things up for Riddle. AU.

[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)

HPLV. An "ordinary" Death Eater, Harry hides his true self to survive in this world ruled by the murderer of his parents. On his way to revenge, he schemes, kills, uses unwitting people, plays games with his superiors. He doesn't have anything to lose, and the path he is walking looks clear and uncomplicated. Until the Dark Lord himself takes an interest in him. Dark!Harry

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Part 1 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... EDITING.

The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.

There was no such thing as a Clan Restoration Act, to Sasuke's disappointment. But that didn't mean it wasn't technically possible to have multiple women give birth to his children. It was just... a bit more complicated. [SasuHarem, NaruHarem, crack]

This is an AU based in the Land of Hot Springs arc of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. Originally posted Feb 2017 in the Recursive Fanfiction forum in the We're all just Dreaming of Sunshine! community. Has been spruced up slightly, but I would recommend re-reading the arc for full impact and understanding.

Lord Voldemort is the head of Magical Britain. Harry Potter is a rebel leader in charge of the last scraps of resistance against his regime. Things would be difficult enough even if they hadn't once been lovers.

When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg

Non-magic. Harry was always able to see them. He was able to see them for as long as he remembers. They were always there, floating around him, clinging onto staircases and all. The demons, he was once told, can only be seen by certain people, special people. Maybe that's why he was always called a freak, maybe that's why he knows that Tom Riddle, his English teacher, is different.

Boredom can actually make people do very weird things, really. After who knows how long of feeling so numb, waking up as Tom Riddle is going to change things. Fate really does have a weird sense of humor. Harry reincarnated as Tom Riddle, Dark Lord Harry. Adopted.

AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.

AU Male!Bella. Slighty cracky. Bellamy wasn't sure what the ginger's problem was but he wasn't going to let some broody douche get him down. So Bellamy had accidentally stabbed him in the thigh, so what? It wasn't like it was on purpose and the guy had been making a face that was plain asking for it. He was just sulking that he wasn't as spicy as Emmett.

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)

Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH

Part 2 of The Days of A Flower: So, Severus survived the first year as a parent, the rest should be a walk in the park...right?

When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]

"…Mustang exited his office with Ed still inside, shut the door behind him, and strangled the doorknob with both hands like he wanted to wring Ed's neck…" An afternoon from the comedic perspective of Mustang's crew when Ed comes in to report.

Lucrecia survives Sephiroth's birth, but at a cost. In order to save her life, Hojo had to resort to drastic measures. Although she's healthy now, something is...off. But it's alright. He's a Scientist. He can fix it. He hopes...

TimeyWimey AU Crack Fic! The problem with all these time travel fics is that no one goes back far enough! So this time, Bugenhagen gets his shot! After kicking the bucket towards the end of the timeline, Bugenhagen somehow (it doesn't really matter how) sends his consciousness back in time to when he was a spritely 100 years old! Just in time to fix the mistake that started it all!

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

Sasuke is always so skeptical. ItaHina.

Genesis does not want a student and Kunsel does not want a mentor. If they occasionally stand next to each other when voicing general pieces of advice that is entirely coincidental. A short story of an unlikely friendship that takes off despite everyone's best efforts.

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

Galileo: Great Mind; Einstein: Extraordinary Mind; John Nash: Beautiful Mind; Light Yagami: Brilliant Mind; Me: ...Never mind. Lack of academic intelligence is never an asset. And to think, I still managed to create so much trouble all because I was in the way of a stupid motorcycle... LightOC

When Tobirama returns with the drinks, Madara glances up, flushes slightly at the sight of him, and tries valiantly, if pathetically, "Do you drink milk? It certainly did your body good." It takes effort not to throw the tray at him.

"They say that the Veil of Death is made from the liquid thoughts of angels. Not just any angels, the guardian angels, who failed to protect their charges..." Mentions of past abuse. Veil of Death is a time traveling device. AU after the OoTP that will follow until the end of the Deathly Hallows and a bit beyond. Also Bellatrix/Charlie Weasley. Many characters. Not a bad plot.

There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

After three weeks of inexplicable observations, L could only conclude that Light was an, honest to god, god. (Canon AU, Light has god powers and he doesn't know it, crack, one-shot)

Lyanna Stark marries Rhaegar Targaryen and nothing is alright.

Where I put all the little ideas I get but don't want to fully write out. Some are inspired by other stories on here. More than just Supernatural and the Avengers, I promise. If you see something you'd like me to make a full story, review!

In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.

What to do… What to do… That was all Harry could think about as he lazed around his home, watching through half-lidded eyes as his adopted son plotted world domination.

Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.

Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Formerly titled "The Good Son". DID: a condition wherein a person's identity is fragmented into two or more distinct personalities. Or, where Anakin Skywalker makes it his life's goal to drive Darth Vader to the brink of insanity. His four year old son spectates.

!Magical!Crack!AU! The one where Harry is cosplaying anime trash and can't stop fantasizing what a cosplaying Tom would look like (and now neither can you). Oneshot, TMR/HP SLASH

It's time to have an heir as Vongola's Eleventh Boss. Naturally, the Decimo called for a meeting to discuss it. Mild ALL27 One shot.

Part 9 of "The Last Archangel" series. Five times someone realized Tony Stark was not what he seemed, and one time someone knew all along.

AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]

"Oh my god, Obito, I don't care that you keep turning our roommates into mindless zombies devoted to serving your will, but in the name of everything holy, at least stop putting them in thrall when you're singing Taylor Swift songs in the shower!"

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.

Voldemort is back and after some sort of "weapon," the Ministry has put its head in the sand, and there is a massive invasion of the Ministry of Magic to coordinate. There is no time for Harry to serve detentions daily, so Draco hopes he does a lot less screaming at Umbridge this time around. Yet, with time travel, one never knows. *Part Five of the Rewritten in Time series*

Thomas Evans and Harry Potter meet a red headed girl claiming to be an altered version of Harry Potter from a reality where a rabbit has devoured England. It leads to quite a few odd conversations. Side fic crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"

HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. Unfortunately, Mystic Falls isn't as quiet and idyllic as she's been led to believe and when Original Hybrids begin crawling their way into her heart against all odds, she doesn't know what to think.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Unable to stand the suit any longer, Darth Vader uses illegal cloning technology to create a copy of himself with the aim of transferring his memories into the clone. But unforeseen circumstances forces him to put his plans into effect earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new body is...a tad younger than expected. Warning: first few chapters are short.

Now that almost everyone knows Draco's from the future, life ought to be easy. Wrong. The Triwizard Tournament was still taking place, Tom the Not Ghost thing was taking over Draco's spot in Harry's life and these feelings were starting to surface when Draco looked at girls. Oh, how he hadn't missed being fourteen. *Part 4 of Rewritten in Time*

It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.

At the final battle for Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeats Voldemort... mostly. But maybe a part of him never wanted to kill the Dark Lord in the first place, and maybe that part of him is a little bit stronger than the boy hero we all know and love. HPLV, NC-17

Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

In a shorter time than Harry believes possible Voldemort comes perilously close to winning the war, meanwhile Lily gets kidnapped by some cultists when mistaken for a virgin sacrifice. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Crushes make good business. In which Hinata works a lot of retail jobs and Sasuke spends a lot of pocket money. AU.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

An odd, dark-haired man rescues Harry from the Dursleys when he's nine years old. Harry would have been thrilled if his saviour didn't claim to be a disillusioned madman come back in time to stop his other self from taking over the world. Add to that his apparent belief that Harry is important to his plans, and things become just a little bit complicated.

Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.] WARNING: Contains behaviours associated with stalking and unhealthy obsession. Kids, stalking is a no-no. Report stalkers to the authorities. Don't befriend, date and/or marry your stalker. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic

It was a good thing the new scientist, Dr. Harry Evans, was working out so well. Because nothing else was going Fury's way. And that was before Loki made off with the Tesseract and some of his people. Maybe AU to Mortem Cantor by Kyandua.

Timetravel. Fix-it. Oneshot. Cloud succeeds in passing the SOLDIER exams the first time. Unfortunately, this success has unintended consequences.*

Crowley uses his influence to enact his version of hell a little sooner which makes for a very strange situation when Castiel arrives to pull Dean from hell. Just how much nudging will the Winchesters need to prevent the apocalypse anyway?

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Time-travel, sort of. DH AU. MoD!Harry. MaybeSlash. / Harry is (re)born in 1909. His goal: prevent the rise of Voldemort and save the world. As for Grindelwald? Well, the chap just happens to own something Harry really wants. It's a shame Dark Lords are such possessive bastards. ::ARTWORK link on profile::

COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

The Dark Lord finds himself looking after a five year old Harry Potter with little idea of what to do. - Oneshot, only slightly crack, but not really crack at all. No pairings, no romance and no slash.

Time makes a deal and when Time makes a deal, it plays out till it is fulfilled. Steve Rogers is learning this the hard way and he's quite sure it'll end in madness.

In a marriage of convenience, Hinata hated that she fell in love with her husband. Modern AU. Kryptonite-verse.

Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after trying to kill him. How are our favourite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

To save his friends time and strife, Artemis writes all their official post-crisis incident reports. This arrangement works well for everybody, until suddenly it doesn't.

Roy should have known better than to leave Ed alone in his office. Ed should have known better than to play with fire.

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

During a raid, Lucius Malfoy came across an intriguing child and brought the infant home. Raised as a meager servant, little does anyone know how bright his future will be…

What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

It's the third year for Harry Potter and his evil twin, Charles. Right now he's sitting in Azkaban but he's already making plans. Plans to break out, plans to murder and plans to help Diary-Riddle to assemble as much power as possible. Once he's back the world won't know what hit them!

Why did he do that? Ripple effects are one thing but come on..! Death should be the end, not the start, but for two eleven-year olds- it was the cause of a new beginning.

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal

When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...

Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

For once, the misbehaving student Kakashi is scolded about is Tsunade's darling apprentice. At least he gets a giggle out of it all. No one else is pleased. Rather cracky, I'm afraid, an old document I found on my computer and quickly revised.

Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.

Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.

In which Minato falls in love at first sight with Uzumaki Kushina. To the terror of his classmates. Modern AU.

Albus Severus decides to time-travel back with his siblings and cousins to change the past— three times the Potters— three times the fun, right? Nope, it's more like three times the chaos! Watch as these kids get themselves into more trouble than they could have ever imagined, dragging Harry, the Marauders and even Snape, in their wake. [COMPLETE]

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

On Jotunheim, Loki discovers that Thor is a Frost Giant before Thor is banished to Midgard for going there and attacking. With Thor disgraced and banished and a Frost Giant to boot, Loki should be elated. Somehow he's not.

Positive it is some Malfoy plot of revenge, Ron and Hermione forbid their only daughter from seeing Scorpius. But when Hugo, Albus and the rest of the cousins come forward with memories to the contrary, can they continue their defacing claims?

In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Part 4; timestamp for "The Last Archangel". What happened to the Fantastic Four in Purgatory?

"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.

At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!

Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Albus, Scorpius, and Rose were just looking for something to do when they came across some of Hermione's old school stuff, a certain artifact breaks and leads them to an adventure. What happens next is totally unexpected...

Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...

When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric

Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to be locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.

Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

Kakashi couldn't help but stare at each one of his students, one at a time, then feel the urge to go to the memorial stone and bang his head against it. Repeatedly. Reincarnation/CRACK/ONESHOT/Probably OOC/Dunno what the hell is going on with the title

In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?

Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.

Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.

Their mothers were enemies. When she is born, he is doomed to die. But someone decides that fate should take another way, and that he should live to be her champion, he friend, her knight in shining armour. How will Princess Elizabeth's life change now that she'll never be alone?

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.

Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!

James is never going to get over Lily, the Marauders realise that... It did take them five years, though. So why not help him? But is that REALLY a good idea? In fact, are any of their ideas good? - don't answer that, it was rhetorical...

Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.

Looking back on the evening, Remus mused as he sunk down upon the bed, it had all been utterly exhausting and downright bizarre. After all it wasn't every day somebody told you they thought your darling granddaughter was Voldemort Reincarnate! AU TLOC R/T

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

Hawkeye takes Ed to the Colonel for reprimanding, only to realize she may not have thought that decision through.

Sephiroth keeps his deepest secret hidden far, far away. When his only friends start deteriorating, he knows the time has come to share it.

James and Fred II pulled a prank, much like Fred and George back in the day. problem is, did this go too far? this mishap is forcing Scorpius to confront his feelings for Rose, before he no longer can.

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

Han marries the one he loves.

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

First,make an incredibly stupid bet with Alice that you know you will regret.Then,refuse to admit defeat even though you know its highly unlikely that you will manage to catch the attention of Hogwarts' most eligible bachelors,especially Scorpius Malfoy.

"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.

"His name was Agamemnon… He did a very bad thing."

At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.

Soaking wet strangers that fall out of the sky should always be taken with a grain of salt...and every other weapon you can come up with. Too bad for Dean none of them seem to be working. Au from Hello, Cruel World and before Pilot.

Part of the Exchange Program series. Professor Gandalf has left, and the new Defense against the Dark Arts professor is probably as unlike him as possible. But what does he have to teach?

NPA's Light Yagami grows obsessed with catching L, a hacker. To justify L's remarkable skill, Light imagines L is an AI and falls in love with the idea. Too bad L actually turns out to be an AI with some feelings for Light of his own. Cyberpunk LightxL AU

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

When her soul is flung from her body by a misspoken curse, she is forced to take up residence in a new body. Well, this life couldn't be any harder than her last... right? Wrong. Welcome to the life of Hermione Granger. Reworking of Hogwarts years.

"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.

By July, Anne could no longer walk unassisted, the weight of her belly was so great. A response to the Tiny Tudors challenge.

Sequel to "From the Mouths of Babes"

Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.

In which Sephiroth acquires a new pair of boots and Reno inadvertently sets Hojo on fire. A sequel of sorts to "Socks." EDITED 6/30/2014

An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...

Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Because together, they're going to make the walls of this castle come crashing down. - Albus, Rose, Scorpius, and seven years spent changing the world.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM

"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.

Totally AU. If the Potters had accepted Dumbledores help. Not Slash

After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.

She was determined to get him on the floor before the end of the lesson. Prequel to Wait for the Song to Stop.

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

Ever wonder what Sasuke's team does during downtime? A series of one-shots about life with Taka...the way Suigetsu sees it.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.

...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Albus notices that Scorpius has green eyes. A conversation ensues.

In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x

The missing scene on what happened at Bill and Fleurs wedding after the trio left. sorry I summarys

In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

Castiel goes back in time to stop the Apocalypse. Things go wrong. Things go VERY wrong. AU

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.

Naruto's deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.

Temari is too nosy for her own good. Gaara x Hinata. Crack.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.

Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.

L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.

“Who knows... perhaps one day, this little girl will preside over Empires.”

Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.

Hawkeye and Mustang should be together, or so Edward believes. With Havoc he's going to help make it happen. However both Roy and Riza have different ideas. Chapter 7: Introspections and Intentions.

Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.

Becky Bloomwood's first, disastrous driving test. Hilarity guaranteed!

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.

Sasuke has succeeded in rescuing Hinata and has taken his brother as a prisoner. Will Itachi be able to fit back into his home village, or is the power offered by Akatsuki too tempting to resist? Sequel to Miru Hoshi. ItaHana

Five: No one really wondered why Toby Dursley's Potions marks took such a dramatic turn for the better after a detention in an abandoned dungeon. When she told Albus that the Angel of Potions sang to her, she was only half-joking. Next-gen, one-shots.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

World-to-world immigration is a little more complicated, not to mention embarrassing, than Alfons would have hoped. Ah well, good thing Ed will always be there to 'watch over him'. HeiEd

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.

Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Naomi Misora gives L the lead he needs advance the Kira investigation with an arrested suspect and a possible conclusion. But in a world without eyes, he and Light Yagami are left guessing in a game that has no need for sanity. L/Light

After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?

It doesn't take much to start a rumour. 11: The Books

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

Maybe telling his father that he was dating Rose while his head was stuck in the fire hadn't been the best idea... RoseScorpius

Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.

Ed is very passionate... just, not about what Roy wants him to be passionate about. ::RoyEd, Yaoi, Humor, Oneshot::

Alf and George have returned from America. For Alf, it's a whole new beginning, as he heads for Hogwarts and new friends. But can George move on from the heartbreak he left behind?

DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...

Continuation of We Belong. George Weasley and nephew Alfred are sent into hiding while friends and family attempt to cure Alf's condition and run a fiendish plot to earth. But how will George handle living as a Muggle?

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.

The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.

A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)