Peter is being courted by Deadpool. With words. And life-saving.

The God of Mischief has been rehabilitated and for some reason keeps showing up at Stark Tower. Tony knows he should keep his distance, but he's never been very good at resisting temptation. And, what you don't know may not hurt you, but it sure can lead to some awkward surprises from time to time. Humor, fluff, eventual mpreg. See inside for addtional warnings.

Chance meeting that results with Deadpool discovering Peter Parker is Spiderman and has sensitive spots on his wrists. This is soft-core porn.

"Are you having a crisis? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like a crisis and those aren't allowed. They're Prohibited. Verboten. Actually, just get out." After the events of the first Avengers film, Loki shows up with a balloon. Tony has a few questions. (Tony/Loki)

Gon comes to Hisoka with a confession: he's a virgin. (Aged-up Gon, being twenty-four.)

In which Jim is unconsciously infatuated with one sexy Vulcan and, trying to be proper, actually drives himself insane. In a romantic way, of course. In universe, set between reboot movies, Spirk. A little porny.

After Spock knocks out Khan and takes him back to the ship to save Kirk, he reflects upon the meld that took place in the radiation chamber as Jim died. He discovers some things that have the potential to change his and Jim's relationship for good, but what will happen when Jim wakes up? - Spirk

When Clark suggests that Lex is trying to corrupt him, Lex takes it as a dare... or a challenge.

It's a question of biology... Vulcan biology. Towards the end of the 5 year mission, Kirk realizes that his feelings for Spock are requited, but Spock has already decided they can never be together. Kirk/Spock pre-slash to slash, with plenty of angst. (A full, clean copy for download - minus author notes, but including translations - is linked from the author's profile.)

Jim wants one thing to be absolutely clear. His life is *not* a romantic comedy.

After a one-night stand, a stalker becomes obsessed with Edgeworth and begins wreaking havoc on his life. Phoenix tries to help and support him through the ordeal. But things soon get out of hand: Edgeworth is forced into hiding, the FBI is called in, and someone's life is in very real danger. Amidst the turmoil, Phoenix and Edgeworth try to cope with their feelings for each other.

Jim knows about how people can be haunted by ghosts. After all, there were too many times when his mom would look at him and see the ghost of his Dad. That's why Jim's the only one to notice that Spock's being haunted. At first, it seems that it's just from losing his planet and Mom, but after Khan, Jim finds out that Spock has a new ghost. Spirk.

Kirk, James T. and Spock are the topic of conversation at every scuttled butt, water cooler, and Romulan Warbird in the galaxy. Chekov might be the biggest KS shipper on the ship but that doesn't make him the only one talking about them. Written for the ksbigbang@LJ

Set back in Baberly Hills High School but with Prince and Dandy as fellow classmates... how will the popular boy in denial discover his true love for the aloof class clown? Small one-shot with Dandy x Prince.

They had vowed for better or for worse. This wasn't one of the better days. (One-shot sequel to Not About Superheroes).

Spock thinks Jim's mind is dynamic with a great personality. Neither of these things mean what Jim thinks they mean.

Jim has always known that Spock is good-looking. He just hadn't realised how HOT his First Officer is. See warnings inside.

No one knew it was Imaizumi's birthday, because he never said anything. Naruko finds out casually and wants to give him a present. And be the first to do so. 'Kakaka, you'll be the envy of everyone'. ImaNaru/NaruIma. One-shot

Kirk has done it again, gotten himself injured while rescuing a damsel in distress. Spock looks after him, in the watches of the night.

It didn't take a genius like Chekov to know that not all was right on the great ship Enterprise. For some reason, Spock and Jim had seemingly lost their collective marbles. Or: The One Where Spock and Jim Are Going Through Pon Farr, But They Just Don't Know It (Trope Remix)

High School AU. When Spock's family is called to Earth for his father's work, his mother encourages him to enrol in a Terran school. There he meats Jim Kirk, a mischievous hot-head who never seems to stop smiling. Despite himself, Spock cannot resist the desire to know the boy behind the self-satisfied smile. K/S slash. Rated M for swearing and sexual content.

Spock's own bonding with T'Pring had been decided by his parents based on mental compatibility. It was logical. Desiring to be with Jim was not. (Kirk/Spock. Angst. So much angst. WIP)

Jim makes good on his promise and takes Spock on a week-long trip to Arizona. Part Two of In Between-verse, but could also be (mostly) read as a stand-alone.

When Loki finds himself hurt and in need of help, he comes to an old former enemy for help. Avengers AU, Loki whump, some implied Steve/Loki feels. Gift fic.

In less than a year, Steve has been brought back from the dead, adapted to a whole new world, plunged right back into battle again, and moved in with a bunch of superheroes. He's handling everything remarkably well. Except when he's not.

The Enterprise crew finds themselves on a planet that is bizarrely like Roman times from old Earth history. Then, of course, everything goes to shit.

Fulfilling a prompt for a Dean/Cas/Pie request! A little Destiel, a little dessert... Hopefully succeeds in being both humorous and sexy, it is very straightforward and very explicit. (One-off.)

Post Skyfall. Avengers remix. Loki never fell off the Bifröst – he was put on Midgard with his powers bound. As a member of a counterintelligence agency, he tries to save the Earth. 00Q on crack. Epic QxTony bromance.

Defining the friendship that will define them both. (Kirk/Spock, first time, post-STID)

Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch. (Kirk/Spock, first time)

The only thing greater than the hunt is the prize that must be caught to be enjoyed. (Or, the one where Tony and the kids try to convince Loki his Jotun form is more than just a monster by leading him through a merry chase into the woods, blindfolded.) JaRoaS-verse, oneshot.

After getting hit with an unknown beam during a fight with Mysterio, Peter can't see Wade's scars.

Wade and Peter run into Flash

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron

Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.

Jim has gotten himself, and Spock, in a spot of trouble on a planet they're visiting. Nothing new there. What is new? Spock's reaction. (pre-slash)

Jim aims to give Spock a high-five but they kinda, sorta end up kissing.

Captain Kirk learns that, when it comes to the cultural habits of Vulcans, it's not a good idea to trust other people's research. Set after Star Trek: Into Darkness, and features a reboot of the TOS episode "Shore Leave." Credit goes to Brittany Diamond's Ship's Closet Analysis for inspiring a certain scene in this. M/M romance between Kirk and Spock.

Post-Into Darkness. Jim becomes aware of Spock's strange behavior shortly after the start of their mission. Meanwhile, Spock struggles with his new and terrifying feelings towards his captain. Angst ensues. Pre-slash and slash. Nelaya (Vulcan)- suppression, the act of suppressing; conscious exclusion of unacceptable desires, thoughts, or memories from the mind

morning fluff

Alternate storyline for, "The One With Mindy and Barry's Wedding," or, wherein Chandler steps up, as a friend, and learns that Joey really isn't a bad kisser.

Prompt: "Jim looks towards McCoy (they are drinking of course), and says in complete seriousness: 'I think I might be dating Spock.' " (Full prompt inside.)

Whether it was those strikingly dangerous blue eyes or that careless cocky behavior, Jim Kirk had the power of stopping the supposed emotionless Vulcan dead in his path. And all Spock wanted to do was make Jim MOVE (Requested Spirk one!shot)

An axiom is a mathematical starting point. Loki does not know the word for an ending. (Sequel to "Solve for X," Loki/Tony - warnings for math metaphors and the gratuitous misuse of Norse mythology)

He just doesn't know whether to love or hate him. Mention of rape. HisokaxGon

Possibility for the future

Picking up exactly where we left off at the end of Season 7, Cas and Dean are stranded together in Purgatory struggling both to save their lives and their friendship amidst constant peril. That is actually one of my better summaries. Good for me. M for violence, sex and generally dark themes.

Asking for what you want is simple enough, isn't it?

In which Spock takes up swearing as an experiment and Jim Kirk rediscovers sexual frustration. Explicit Kirk/Spock.

"What are you thinking about?" Peter asked sleepily. "One, well, it didn't exactly go as planned, and two, I should bail before you wake up," Wade answered automatically before what was actually happening hit him like a ton of bricks. "Shit. You already woke up, didn't you?"

The Enterprise is escorting Federation delegates to the planet Ktaris for a ceremony. While the rest of the crew is happy to be back aboard the Enterprise, Captain Kirk finds himself more frustrated than usual with his first officer. Into Darkness spoilers. K/S. Complete.

Spock is frustrated when Jim comes back from a mission injured...again, and pressures him to find out why. However, some surprising revelations are made and the two of them find themselves gravitating closer and closer. Rated M for later chapters.

temp!genderbent!spideypool getting-together fic

Kirk's last regret before death is not being able to touch Spock. Now that he has a second chance at life, he wonders how to go about satisfying this inexplicable desire. Rated T because I'm not nearly good enough for M...yet.

Jim wakes from a nightmare that's all too real, and learns that there's so much he's forgotten. Thankfully Spock is there to help him remember. (slash)

Staying was an indulgence he was not permitted. He was always the one to leave first. Self preservation which felt like self torture. Kirk leaves in the middle of the night so that he won't be the one left. Or at least attempts to leave…

Loki realizes just how insane Tony truly is and tries to pawn him off to Steve, much to Tony's irritation. FrostIron, ThunderShield. JaRoaS-verse, Oneshot.

For the sake of curiosity, Tony pulls Loki into a true Asgardian marriage. Sort of. Not really. FrostIron, JaRoaS-verse. Oneshot.

Loki pops in unexpectedly to drop off his three kids on Tony, expecting him to watch over them while he's gone on a mission. Tony's unprepared for what three spawn of Loki can dish out, or for the underlying meaning of Loki trusting him with his offspring. Avengers / Norse mythology fusion. One-shot. Frostiron pre-slash. Rated for language. Part I of "Loki's Brood" series.

Wade needs to tone down the spontaneity a bit.

Pancakes should be easy to cook, but Phoenix is very good at distracting Edgeworth. Who will win this little game?

Xander is cursed and needs Spike's help

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Spander fluff. Basically the boys circling around each other until they both realize they each want this.

Fluff. Not everyone in Sunnydale is oblivious. Spike and Xander snugglies.

sequel to Steam. AU to Something Red. Spike lingers a little longer at Buffy's door, Xander gets there a little quicker. They both remember the bath house favorably and find better distraction for their pain. Mind the rating.

Canon-AU: Steve is dead-set on making the Avengers and everyone surrounding get along now that they're living in the Avengers tower. If he finds happiness in the end because of it, that's just a perk. (Or: A bunch of times people throw themselves at Steve with no intention of dating him, and one time someone likes him enough to never want to let go.)

Dirty, romantic little one-shot. Dean/Cas. AU.

Dean overhears Castiel tell Sam some important and cheesy things. -He jumps to the totally wrong conclusion. Or, in which Dean is an idiot in love and Sam doesn't know what the hell is going on.

A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a 'penal colony.' Warning: Enough crack to kill a hippo.

Castiel tilts his head a little to the right and narrows his eyes, and Dean knows that he's thinking about something, because it's his 'thinking' face. Inasmuch as Castiel, or anyone for that matter, has a 'thinking face'. Repost

It was difficult to imagine a time when their days were not arranged as they were now. At the very beginning of their acquaintance it would have bordered on the unthinkable... One-shot, Kirk/Spock; Space Husbands.

Scorpion/Johnny slash. Johnny's beginning to realize that he's more affected by Scorpion's absence than he'd like to think. Rating applicable.

K/S Slash. A shuttle crash leaves Spock, Sulu and Chekov adrift on a deserted ocean world. As Chekov fights for his life and Sulu tries desperately to save him, Spock reflects on the strong bond that exists between the two men and starts to wonder what it is he's really afraid of in his friendship with Kirk… Originally published in KiScon 2012 zine; thanks to T'Lara for beta-ing.

Two years post-Chosen, one year post-NFA, Xander is happily living in San Francisco when he thinks he sees Spike on the street. But Spike died when Angel's gang was destroyed in L.A., right?

He cannot recall the way Muninn's black-tipped feather tore at his insides when they forced it into his body, how he screamed himself hoarse and fought against those who held him down, the desperate tone to his cries when he invoked the name of the All Father as they ripped away his magics, his birthright, everything that made him *him*. But he supposes that was rather the point.

If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.

Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.

"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!

In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.

Missing scene: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?

This basically takes place right after the portal closes and Tony wakes up. I saw Captain America all dirty and thought he needed a shower. Tony thinks the same before realising he needs one too. Graphic MM sex.

It all began with Dean falling for Castiel. Dean was slow to fall in love, but quick to leave Castiel behind. Cas' mistakes had been too great. Set in Season 7. Dean/Castiel. [COMPLETED]

Subtitle: Boxed Wine and Crackers, or the Decline of Public Funding, Remix. If you can do this, you must be morally old enough for a drink. Thanks to mskatej for beta reading.

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

When McCoy touches him, it's like striking flint to make fire. Five times Spock was reluctant to touch McCoy, five times he flinched upon doing so, and one time that it was just fine. M/S.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Obligatory Christmas fic. It's time to exchange presents, and Dean's in for quite the surprise. It's kind of embarrassing, considering all he got Cas was a gift card to White Castle.

Harry has dreams that pull him into the realm of the newly dead. At first, the dreams are only a curious mystery, but when when Harry dreams of Narcissa Malfoy, his life suddenly goes in a much different direction than the one he'd always imagined.

Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. Together they must fight for survival and escape in the heart of an alien jungle. Slow build K/S.

Destiel, slash. Tarot cards are so rarely right, except when they totally are.

After Edgeworth gets caught in the rain, Phoenix warms him up in more ways than one.

In response to a prompt at the st xi kink mem at Livejournal. Spock finds that his cabin computer has access to the security cameras in the Captain's quarters. Does he tell Jim and have it fixed or does he keep the feed and watch Jim? Slash! K/S, Spirk, and a hint of K/B

Set a few months after 6.22. Dean's asleep. He obviously hasn't consumed enough alcohol, because he's dreaming. Cas has some things that need to be said. T for language.

Memories of their first kiss as children lead Phoenix and Miles to try taking things further.

Urahara leaves on a business trip, leaving poor Ichigo all alone. When the blonde returns, Ichigo fully intends to turn him away but Urahara's simple charm leaves him in a tough decision. Ichigo will just have to put his foot down this time.

He's almost written this whole escapade off as not even worth the trouble, but honestly, he'd pay good money to see Cas this uncomfortable any day.

What's the reward for saving the world from the apocalypse yet again? A medal? A condo? Wrong. A fledgling. Or in which Dean learns he's a father. For real this time. Destiel kid!fic, no mpreg. Fluff and domesticity all around. R&R appreciated!

With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.

Spike's always known what the first thing he would do once the chip came out was.

Conclusion of the Incident series, a story in limerick verse, set on New Year's Eve - Harry and Draco try to have a secret, romantic night out...

Three important kisses in Kirk and Spock's relationship. Fluffy, fluff is fluffy.

Five people who were shocked by Spock and McCoy's relationship, and one who wasn't. Oneshot, Spock/McCoy.

A faux pas forces Shepard and Garrus to confront their feelings and more. Slash. Kinkmeme fill.

Ichigo wakes up one morning during the ten-day training with Urahara with a little problem... luckily, Urahara knows just what to do about that.

A dead voice actor, a naughty video, and some method acting - this investigation leads Phoenix and Edgeworth to discover how they truly feel about each other.

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

It was a process. It had always been. It always would be. ZADR. Rated T, sexual references.

...Leave. See title. I mean it on the rating folks. This PWP has ALL OF THE KINKS.

Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.

Written in response to a request for happy drunk!Hawke on his birthday. Kisses for all!

Sequel to my fic "It's Just A Jump to the Left." In the aftermath of the time loop, Xander harbors secret feelings for Spike, which trigger a whole complicated series of events. Rated M for good reason.

SLASH! When Jacob and Edward finally meet up without Bella around Jacob realizes he might feel differently for Edward than he thought, and that Edward may too. Jacob/Edward *Read this story or gnomes will steal your underpants!* COMPLETE!

Hawke would rather be doing a hundred other things than fighting off giant Blight-tainted spiders, most of them involving Fenris. Slash.

Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...

M!Hawke/Fenris. Their rivalry ran deep, their desires Ecstasy.

From this prompt: "It's Cas' first winter as human and there are snowflakes on Cas's eyelashes." Slash, angsty fluff. Vague spoilers for S6.

It's recess and Dib's curious about Zim's antennae. ZaDR One-shot

It starts with Dean drawing the long straw and ends with him sharing a bed with a grumpy angel. Dean is none too pleased by this turn of events.

Fenris is haunted by his past and the relationship he left broken. When he sees Anders moving in on his quarry, will Fenris rethink his ways? Fenris/Male Hawke.

The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.

From this prompt: For some reason, they have to take a long plane trip. Cas helps Dean through it. Fluff

During the summer after Buffy's death after the end of Season 5 , Xander gets stuck in some kind of time loop or something with Spike. How can Xander stop the time loop? And what is causing it? Title stolen from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Dean's birthday is just winding down when his phone rings, Castiel's number flashing on the screen. Slash, vague S6 spoilers.

The Enterprise crew hold a Valentine's party and when a slow dance starts and the lights are turned very low, Jim who's besotted with Spock asks him for a dance. He reluctantly agrees he doesn't want to get too close to his irresistible Captain .

An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.

First rule of hunting: Always bring the salt. Second rule of hunting: Don't touch ianything/i. Slashthedrabble challenge #277 The Evil Overlord List: #57: Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

'Let us approach the door to this motel room, just one more place along a long road for both the beings inside but do not fear for we are but ghosts.' Dean/Castiel. M/M graphic

McCoy spends his day off being lazy and indulging, but accidentally gets everything he ever wanted.

Alucard's out doing his job until he stumbles on something better to do. AlucardxAnderson, yaoi, lemon.

Based on a prompt by Lady Q: "write a story based on the weirdest places for Spike and Xander to have their first kiss." I also added in a few other kisses in the relationship. ;D Fluff.

It all started with a stupid interrogation. Or: Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer. HP/DM or HP/RW, as per reader preference.

After a particularly harrowing mission, Dr. McCoy gives Spock a less than routine examination in Sickbay. SLASH, mostly PWP. Pairing Spock/McCoy. Can be either TOS or AU.

James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.

Jim is goofing off and Spock doesn't appreciate it.

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

For TWBI reviewer #525: thetwinspartner-in-pranks who requested a humorous firsttime K/S story involving body switching and the logic of sponges.

ZADR/YAOI..Well they finally did it, convinced Dib that there are no such things as aliens, with unconventional means. Now Dib is confused as to what is real and what isn't, is he Zim?, he must finish his mission!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.

Spock discovers a commonality between himself and Jim that leads to a shift in their relationship.

PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

Complete. Slash AU. In a Sunnydale without Buffy, Spike is being held captive by the Initiative. When a newly de-souled Angelus arrives in town, he may be the only one with knowledge enough to stop him. Enter Xander, new Initiative recruit, demon magnet.

The prompt that henna would be erotic for Vulcans was floating around Tumblr...and it infected me. I couldn't help but write it. K/S, my first serious smut.

PWP. Captain Kirk is getting distracted by a certain First Officer. He decides the solution is to work him out of his system, makes a plan, and executes. Shameless sex ensues. K/S

Trunks finds that there is life after Goten when he falls for the person he least expected. Just a little DBZ chick lit. Yaoi, M/M, strong language, romantic themes.

Clark finally gets some time to himself, but what will happen when an unexpected visitor shows up at the farmhouse?

Three words said fleetingly, randomly cant possibly change a person's life, right? Oh, but they can. And not just his life, but his students as well. UraIchi, MalexMale Yaoi Oneshot...for now. Rated T to be safe. Please review, I need them to live...:D

Zim loses it. ZimxDib. ZADR.

Short one shot inspired by a drawing from DeviantArt. Sam and Dean try to help Castiel understand the meaning of toes and why humans have them. Just for the sheer giggles. Complete lack of angst here.

The 80s CEO guy from "Future Stock" and Fry make out in between business endeavors. Slash.

Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR

In which Spock uses a pick-up line, gets hurt, and gets better again. Jim is mostly confused. Written in a few hours. Unbetaed. KirkSpock.

It's impossible to know where the road will lead us. ZADR

Scorpion/Johnny Cage slash. The Mortal Kombat 1995 movie through slash goggles. Focus mostly, if not entirely, on Johnny Cage. Not full movie recap, just the good parts.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.

What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock

Q decides to play matchmaker. Kirk and Spock are somewhat less than amused.

Captain." His voice is cool, calm, and collected like you haven't just jumped him out of no where. You look at the area next to his pointed ear. SPORK. Oneshot. Fluff-ish? o.O

Submitting was something Vegeta would never do. I do not own DBZ.

Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison

While a deadly disease incapacitates the Enterprise, an old enemy of Jim's forces him to remember his time on Tarsus IV. Spock finds Kirk's pain unacceptable. K/S RATED MATURE! Please note warnings in first chapter!

Lex, liquor, and Martha Kent? Pre-Slash.

Spock is worried about his emotions and wants to deal with them logically. Jim comes up with an illogical solution. K/S fluff.

It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR

Just a drabble, or more, about the daily lives of Perry the Platypus and his nemesis, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. If liked, I will continue with more shorts with no relation to each other ... PerryxDoofenshmirtz

...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.

Kirk/Spock. Mature Content. On an alien planet, Spock is condemned to death for a murder he did not commit.

Hidden beneath the surface of his being, Urahara Kisuke was an intense man that was only fueled by his power and when Kurosaki Ichigo realizes this, he knows there is no turning back. One-Shot. Yaoi-UraIchi.

...and the one time he didn’t but was thought to . No idea if this has been done before. Dedicated to Peachly, who inspired this somewhat. K/S, people, and I don't own StarTrek, so make me feel better and review.

How Joker might've worked as a romance option in Mass Effect 2. Slash.

Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.

His dark, smoldering orbs of onyx captivated me and I would find myself lost forever in their abyss, but they also told me that my feelings were foolish. Asinine. Sheer blasphemy." GokuxVegeta YAOI.

Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.

In the aftermath of an incident on the Enterprise, Spock combs the galaxy for the truth, hoping that his faith in Jim Kirk outweighs the illogic of his desperate search. K/S Spork, multi-chapter fic, set after the movie. Reviews always appreciated!

Jim can’t understand the weight of the heat he has started feeling around his First Officer... Credit for the title goes to GothicCheshire!

Slash. Kirk/Spock. How Jim's and Spock's first time might have gone. Not PWP despite the summary. First time fic.

Clark/Lex. In which they talk, and make plans to see each other again.

Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?

Like expensive artificial feathers but way classier, strands of fine silk flowing from his fingers like water.

Zim questions Dib's loyalty. ZADR/PWP

Normally Ichigo isn't one for clothes shopping, but Kisuke knows just how to change his mind.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Jim is distracted. Spock is curious. And is that...an iPod? Possibly. Oneshot, Songficcy. k/s

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Before and after the Threshold, Commander Vaako makes an effort to forge a bond with his new Lord Marshall while observing the rites and customs of his people. Rated M/R for swearing, violence, and some sex. Please review!

Ichigo was innocent, not ignorant; there was a vast difference between the two. Ficlet; 277 words.

The thing about destiny was that Jim didn't believe in it. He was more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy... Spock has other ideas about that.

short dialogue because I got bored and it made me laugh during music theory.

... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.

It was only a matter of time before Watson realized that he, indeed, belonged to Holmes. Movie-verse. Dilated pupils. Slash. Works with the marriage problem.

The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.

Clex, holiday fic. A Smallville re-envisioning of It's A Wonderful Life. A little bit of every genre, honestly; AU/AT/Futurefic, Drama, Angst, Friendship/Romance.

Clex, holiday fic, with apologies to Charles Dickens. After an argument with Clark on Christmas Eve, Lex is visited by a series of spirits who show him what he has to lose. Set in an AU S4.

Clex, one-shot, holiday fic. Clark is trying to leave, but Lex has other ideas.

Clex, one-shot, holiday fic. Lex hates Christmas.

Clex, one-shot. Clark has a talent for saying the wrong thing. Fluff.

Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.

The war's been finished for a year now, and only now has Urahara allowed himself to stop and grieve for those they lost. He didn't want anyone to find him but what he thinks he wants and what he needs are two different things.

One of the greatest ironies of life is that you never really know what kind of disturbing things the man sitting beside you might be thinking. And you think you can trust him, you poor fool. Jimmy/Edgar, very much mature.

At long last, the party is back together, but Belkar can't help but feel that something is missing.

In which Vash and Wolfwood discuss life, drink alcohol and other stuff ensues. Wolfwood/Vash. Yaoi.

Kirk, on Spock: "Mathematicians do it in theory." Spock, in response to Kirk: "Mathematicians prove they did it." K/S, Sulu/Chekov trash talk/humor, pure maths style. If you understand this, huge props to you!

A collection of Smallville drabbles; Clex in exactly 100 words. Mostly fluff, a little angst, a little crack and lots of fun.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.

A fic in which Jim learns exactly what kind of emotional transference can result from a mind meld. Four emotions he got from his meld with Spock Prime and one he got from melding with Spock. K/S all the way.

Spock's POV for my other fic Madness Most Discreet. K/S, pon farr and the destruction of logic by love. You have been warned.

Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.

For cards slash. Prompt: Learning to Curse. Bones needs some help with his relationship with Spock, so he goes to Jim and Uhura for help. Their advice may not be what he wants to hear, but it'll all pay off in the end. Damn Vulcans.

Kaiden is plagued by the same dream. Wandering the ship at night, he realizes he must find a different alternative when he keeps bumping into the object of them. Not to mention the other man is undeniably amused by it all. Kaiden/Shepard.Male/Male.SLASH

Spock never stays.

Post-manga, YusukexHiei: It’s not about death and the afterlife; it’s about ghosts from the past and what you learn from them.

Kisuke might enjoy seeing the teen running around, sweaty and panting, a little more then was proper. Just a little bit. To him it was a very well deserved perv....er....perk. UraIchi Shounen-Ai

15 snippets of Kirk and Spock's lives set to a "first time" theme. Written for a prompt asking to see these two together, but in a slow progression.

“Naked Time” Reboot style, shaken but not stirred… “It was a sight that Jim knew he wouldn’t ever be able to strike from his memory no matter how many times he beat his head against a wall in an honest effort to try.”

Lex as scientist and Clark as reporter, reimagined. Nothing important, just fluff and Chemistry homework.

And it’s that grin—that soft grin that he only saves for Spock when he’s teasing him, or talking to him, or just plain looking at him. And it’s enough to make Spock’s insecurity go away. Kirk/Spock

Spock/Kirk. Mature Content. A short one, written for a friend who loves Kirk and his vanity. When the showers on the Enterprise are broken, Spock and Kirk have no option but to share...

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

Clex, one-shot. Set in 1.05, Cool. Clark wants to thank Lex for the push, and ends up - perhaps accidentally, though I'm not telling - giving a push of his own.

An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.

Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Um, wow... Theodore Sturgeon, just wow. The slash... it just leaps out of the TV screen and attacks you. I think that Kirk & Spock may have actually gotten married in this episode... At the very least, they got kinky with those ahn-woons...

K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...

...and one time he wasn't. K/S pre-slash "In retrospective, however, Kirk thought that it would’ve been better to actually listen to Uhura for once. Maybe then he and Spock would not be in the predicament they were in now."

Five times Spock told Kirk to shut-up and the one time Kirk kissed him. Written for the ST09 Kink Meme on LiveJournal.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

Slashy. Pre-Spock/Kirk. - Maybe it doesn't matter how much you twist time. Maybe some things stay constant in this universe. - Jim and Spock have a conversation.

Clex, one-shot. Clark has a big problem and rushes to Lex for help, but Lex misunderstands ... things get silly and slashy from there.

Jim thinks he's been pretty good about keeping his unrequited . . .thing for his First Officer a secret. A dangerous away mission changes all that. Kirk/Spock

One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.

COMPLETED! After a string of missions, the crew of the Enterprise has finally earned some leave time. Spock takes this opportunity to find out what Kirk learned from Spock Prime at Delta Vega. But is he really ready to embrace his destiny? Kirk/Spock

Training gone awry. SasuNaru

Kirk could sense their companionship stretching on for years in the older Spock's mind. He wanted to create those emotions in his Spock as well. KirkxSpock

“... run that by me again?” Kaiba said flatly. “You heard me.” Jou said casually. “Kiss me.” Short, a little odd, and also a little nice. Hopefully here to make you smile. Puppyshipping. Attempted YGO! fic after 4 years. Be nice.

Clex, one-shot. Karaoke night at the Talon leads to something different.

Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH

Clex, one-shot. Lex lets Clark order for him. Pure fluff.

K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.

K/S slash. If a Vulcan has an emotional reaction, and there’s no one around to see it, does it still have any impact? OR: Spock has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why.

Clex, one-shot. Lex tries on a different fabric. Pure fluff.

Clex, one-shot. At moments like this, as Lex played and Clark listened, the give and take of their strange friendship seemed to expand and suggest that it could contain such things.

Clex, one-shot. When archaeology, history and Chinese takeout collide ...

He made a mistake, but luckily, everyone thought he didn't remember and it had meant nothing. He wasn't the type to get hung up on people, but... sometimes he would allow himself to hope. Slash?

Spike uses Xander to get what he can't from Buffy... or so Xander thinks. Spike/Xander

Clex, one-shot. A total eclipse of the moon can make you see things in a totally different light. Set early season 4.

Jou follows the advice of a teenagegirl magazine, hoping to gain the attention of a certain brunet CEO. Will it work? SetoJou and other pairings.

Clex, one-shot. The old "red-kryptonite-embedded-in-the-bar-glass" trick. Set somewhere late Season 3, but otherwise totally AU.

Joey/Chandler slash. “And the headlines will read ‘Man Commits Suicide Because Roommate Cooks Nude’.”

The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.

Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.

SLASH! Just a naughty little oneshot that I couldn't get out of my head because I really wanted Dean to strip Castiel out of those clothes. Dean/Castiel

Drabbles set in the future. Clark finally tells Lex the truth.

Dean is tired of the sudden appearances, the know-it-all responses, and most of all that emotionless expression. He decides to give Castiel something to raise his brows at. Dean/Castiel SLASH warning

Full title: "Spike And A Closet, And How They Drove Xander Insane: An Epic Tale." Containing True Love, Naked Mole Rats, Lisping Hairdressers, Washing Machines, and one Very Confused Boy. S4 Spander, in the Basement of Doom.

Threeshot. Two times that Kurama and Yusuke almost kiss and one that they do. Yaoi. Steer away if it offends you. Rated for Yusuke's potty mouth.

Vegeta ponders...and when Vegeta ponders things can get a bit heated Homoerotic content Short drabble

Dean/Castiel slash. Dean has abandonment issues. Maybe an angel can help with that.

When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.

After a series of bizarre circumstances, Goku and Vegeta find themselves living together. Goku wants to be best of buds, and Vegeta…doesn't. Ghosts, love, and awkwardness galore! Goku/Vegeta yaoi. Complete. And now there's a sequel!

Angelus stumbles across the perfect Childe on the final bloody battlefield between the Light and the Dark. Angelus/Lucius

Jounouchi's out to prove that people like Kaiba aren't untouchable gods but are just like everyone else. Kaiba's not about to make it easy for him. KaiJou oneshot

Despite a less than perfect past Xander has become a successful business man with an engaging hobby who believes his life is as close to perfect as it will ever be. Spike disagrees. And so does something in the woodshed. Spander - Just so Steve knows it.

Drabble The growing relationship between Clark and Lex, as seen by Jonathan.

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

UraIchi. Development of a platonic relationship into something more, by a recurring event of never saying those little things at the right time.

Sequel to Tight Spot. Few hours later after his successful retreat from an overprotective Isshin, everything gets a little more complicated by a seemingly innocuous visit from Ichigo… UraIchi.

For Bishiglomper. Ichigo had been in his fair share of tight spots, but those included sharp Zanpaktou, homicidal opponents and trash talking. This was a little…unconventional. UraIchi.

An accident sends Goku and Goten through time and space, and now they must survive living among the ranks of Vegeta-sei. However, once fate brings Goku and a young Vegeta together, things begin to spin out of control. YAOI. COMPLETE.

One year later, the events of Ariel are still weighing heavily on Jayne's mind, and he finds himself in the unexpected position of needing to apologize to clear his conscious. Jayne&Simon lemon and fluff.

Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP

Style Slash! Valentines day fic

The Clark and Lex conversation in 'Leech' was really just one of the most annoying Smallville scenes of the entire series, in my opinion, so I wanted to fix it.

Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR

Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE

Will a drunken kiss between Messer and Flack destroy their friendship? Or start something new? DannyFlack slashy goodness.

The new radiologist on Wilson's team makes a play for his boss. House no likey. House growly. HW slash

Mirai cannot control these... URGES he has for a certain dangerous Android... YAOI!

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

Xander has an odd definition of punishment.

Ichigo heard the other man approach but didn't look up. Sympathy could only take you so far, and he was fairly certain he'd reached the end of the line. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

Son Goku and Vegeta have started a new life together. One day, Vegeta takes time to reflect on their new relationship.

this is a story about what could happen if you put zim through standardized testing. funny in a round about sort of way. oneshot zadf friendship not really romance written a while back

Goku and Vegeta are shopping for Bulma when Goku lets something slip... Yaoi, GokuxVegeta

Response to Lex's challenge. House stumbling upon Chase filling out one of those dopey magazine quizzes. Slash.

Familiar faces in the Italy of the High Renaissance. Alexander, an innocent novice of the Catholic Church, runs into notorious mercenary Guglielmo il Sanguinante, and finds himself embroiled in intrigue, mystery, and temptation.

Clark lunges through the water, but Lex owns the pool. Slash.

Clark isn't normal. But that's alright, because neither is Lex. Slash.

House and Wilson watch Chase sleep

Written for the challenge 'A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word.' Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.

Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.

A scream from one of the bases wakes all of Blood Gulch in the middle of the night when one soldier just can't take any more. Red vs Blue. Warning: Slash at the end. We own nothing.

An encounter with a meteor rock leaves Clark and Lex in a dangerously slanted situation. With these strange circumstances may come the revelation of truths perhaps best left secret, and a friendship or more on the brink of destruction. AU.

Futurefic. Lex finds the Fortress. warning: Clex slash.

Oneshot although I might write a prequel HouseChase fic. Read and enjoy.

My first House fic: HouseChase, slash, although the first chapter is more preslash. Read it, Lurve it :

A tiny piece of CLex futurefic.

Ichigo and Renji have a conversation about traditions, and things go a little far. RenjiIchigo, slight spoilers for Soul Society arc

After a long day at work, Xander stops by a Turkish bath, contemplating his upcoming wedding and distractions.

Fifty two days later, Renji makes a return trip. Companion piece to 'Merry Christmas, Ichigo'. [shounen ai]

All the girls in school want to give Valentines to Kaiba, but there's a little problem. Enter Jonouchi, champion of true love and commercialism!

Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no. SSRL and HPDM

What if Spike hadn't found Buffy right off in the Bronze? What if he'd had to look around a bit? Slash & het. Spander, Spuffy, Angelus&Spike, Dru&Spike.

Needing to distance himself from his friends' guilt, Xander finds companionship in the least likely of places. Slash, Spander.

Post“Red.” Lex didn’t like being the hero to Clark’s villain. ClarkLex SLASH.

Chase does something nice for House. House, naturally, has to find out why. Or that's what he says when Wilson asks him how it started. HouseChase festive fluff.

It's Christmas Eve, and Ichigo gets an unexpected visitor. Renji? What the... [shounen ai]

An injury puts Mal out of commission and forces him to realise that sometimes you have to trust that even when you can't crawl, there's those that will carry you. MalSimon hurt comfort.

Clark is forced to re-live the same day over and over, with a good plot twist. Nonfluff Set AU after Truth late season 3 Warning: Clex SLASH male/male romance sex. FINISHED. You loved it, tell me, and I'll love you.

ByakukaIchigo. Drabble. [oneshot]

Shounen ai. WxV... Vash confesses to Wolfwood, all of his sins. The foolish, the deep, and the dangerous... Blissfully feelgood. Merely suggestive. My Trigun OneShot.

IchiIshi. Defenistration: The act of throwing someone out a window. AU randomness. [oneshot]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

A story in limerick verse. HxD Femslash. Possible prequel to The Mistletoe Incident. Harry and Draco find themselves in a frightening situation at the Halloween Feast.

SpikenXander, basement, Animal Planet, bonobo monkeys doin' what makes bonobo monkeys great

COMPLETE 14 SLASH Times change. The KND has become the TND. Grade School Villains have been exchanged for High School Horrors. Four's relationship with One has become... complicated. The TND pulls together to survive high school. at least, surviveish

[eventual KaibaxJoey] After 15 years Kaiba returns to Domino and finds himself facing everything he left behind. [ complete ]

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

Enma Daioh has gotten tired of waiting for his brat son to get a mate. So he sets Koenma up... with Yusuke. Hidden feelings surface as the Reikai Prince & Tantei commit to a bonding ceremony. Botan gets a show & Enma gloats. Things will never be the same

A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.

COMPLETE & REVISED. With the help of some unlikely advice, Jounouchi discovers something interesting about Kaiba. Oh, and there's ice cream. Joukai.

A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.

Year six at Hogwarts, and Draco finds a way to spy on Harry's deepest fears. But will he use this knowledge to gain power over Harry, or to change his own destiny?

COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?

There are some people you don't want standing on your blind sidespoilers for S7 Buffy