Name : Faith

Birth: April 17

Gender: Female

Race: Asian

I have a tendency to change my profile picture and fanfic name. A lot more then normal people do. I claim NO rights into owning anyone of my profile pics or story categories.

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

— Dragon Ball Pact

"I, Kick fan of "Kickin' It", do solemly swear to do my best to stick with my Kick family no matter what happens, no matter when "Kickin' It" ends. I pledge my fellow shipping to Kick and my fellow Kick family to stay true to this ship and to be a part of this family for as long as I possibly can. Wasabi."

— Kick Shipper Pledge

I absolutely love Supernatural Romance! It's so awesome! I love Mysteries and Magical stories/shows/movies. I also love Horrors, but I barely see good Horror stories on here. I also like Comedy and Drama. I love personal poems on first person point of view, too! All in all, I like everything there is to like!

I'm weird.

Favorite Anime/Cartoons:

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Avatar: The Legend of Korra

Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball Z

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds

Rosario Vampire

Princess Nine

Pokemon

Vampire Knight

Golden Time

Favorite Pairings:

[The first pairing under each category is my favorite of the category. Everything else is in no order in particular. ]

Anime

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Jonouchi/Joey X Mai

Shizuka/Serenity X Honda/Tristan

Shizuka/Serenity X Ryuji/Duke

Yugi X Rebecca

Seto X Shizuka/Serenity

Seto X Kisara

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Jaden/Judai X Alexis/Asuka

Haou/Supreme King X Alexis/Asuka

Chazz/Manjoume X Mindy/Momoe

Bastion/Daichi X Jasmine/Junko

Marcel X Blair/Re

Syrus/Sho X Blair/Rei

Syrus/Sho X DMG

Jesse/Johan X Any Female OC

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds

Yusei X Akiza

Jack X Carly

Crow X Female OC

Luca X Sly

Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z/ Dragon Ball GT

Goku X ChiChi

Vegeta X Bulma

Gohan X Videl

Sharpener X Erasa

Trunks X Pan

Trunks X Marron

Goten X Bra

Krillen X 18

17 X 18

Tien X Launch

Rosario Vampire

Tsukune X Inner Moka

Tsukune X Moka

Tsukune X Mizore

Tsukune X Kurumu

Tsukune X Any Girl Really...

Pokémon

Ash X Misty

Jesse X James

May X Drew

Dawn X Paul

Gary X Leaf

Vampire Knight

Yuki X Zero

Kaname X Ruka

Golden Time

Banri X Linda

Oka X Mitsuo

Cartoons

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Aang X Toph (It's so cute how he gets her and stuff! Plus, they're the same age!...minus the 100 years of hibernation...)

Sokka X Suki (I can't explain this one... I just do.)

Zuko X Katara

TV Shows

Kickin' It

Jack X Kim

Milton X Julie

Jerry X Mika

Jerry X Grace

Milton X Gabby

Victorious

Beck X Jade

Andre X Tori

Beck X Tori

Andre X Jade

Robbie X Cat

iCarly

Sam X Freddie

Big Time Rush

Kendall X Lucy

Kendall X Jo

Logan X Camille

Carlos X Jennifer

Wizards Of Waverly Place

Alex X Mason

Justin X Juliet

Zeke X Harper

Max X Talia

Jerry X Teresa

Austin & Ally

Austin X Ally

Dez X Trish

H2O: Just Add Water

Rikki X Zane

Cleo X Lewis

Emma X Ash

Bella X Will

I Didn't Do It

Logan X Jasmine

Garrett X Delia

-Yu-Gi-Oh! GX-

Proctor: Um, excuse me, Mr. Crowler. But there seems to be a late entrant.
Dr. Crowler: Did you just call me "Mister"?
Proctor: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here... Miss?
Dr. Crowler: I'll have you know I've earned the title of Doctor, thank you very much!

Chazz: Bring it on, Slifer Slacker.
Jaden: Oh, it is brung!

Jaden: I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.

Jaden: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Alexis: So are you impressed?
Jaden: Impressed? I think I'm in love.
Alexis: You're sweet. Too bad I have to crush you.

Chumley: But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!
Jaden: Hellooo Chumley, that's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Jaden: How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!

Alexis: Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.

Jaden: Well Alexis, I guess that means I'm your fiancé!
Syrus: He's really going through with it?
Jasmine: Oh my!
Jaden: So... what does 'fiancé' mean anyway?

Dr. Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you!

Crowler: Oh, Jaden my boy!
Syrus: He's being nice, something's wrong.

Syrus: Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?
Jaden: Hmm?
Chumley: Doesn't Crowler really not like you?
Jaden: He sure doesn't. But how could I turn down no homework, a field trip, and a big duel?
Syrus: Uh, by saying no?
Chumley: I mean, do you even know how to say no?
Jaden: Yes.

Crowler: So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!
Jaden: First I had no homework, and now-
Crowler: KEEP WRITING!

Jaden: So, you were saying, Lex?
Harrington: [jealous] Lex? What is that? Some kind pet name? Where'd it come from? What's it mean? What's it short for?
Jaden: Um, "Alexis."

Dmitri: [dressed up as and talking like Yugi Moto and using his stolen deck] With this deck, I'm not just copying the King of Games. I truly *am* the King of Games!
Jaden: You've really gone off the deep end.

Jaden: [When Dmitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Dmitri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!
[Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Dmitri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden: Oh yeah, my bad.
Dmitri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.

Jaden: Come on, Avian! Pull yourself together! You're supposed to be in attack mode, not in love!

Sparkman and Avian: Guy pact! This didn't happen! Okay?!
Burstinatrix: [To Sparkman and Avian] How 'bout you 2 guys get over here right now, or I'll tell the entire deck!?!

Zane: Try and remember who you're talking to. When Sy and I we're growing up, he used to claim that he was going steady with Dark Magician Girl.
Alexis: Is that so? Did she break your heart, Sy, or you just decide to see other monsters?

Avian and Sparkman: Burstinatrix!
Avian: I know this looks bad but, ah...
Burstinatrix: Save it! You two are pathetic. But your honeymoon is about to be over.
Sparkman: We're in for it now!

Blair Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!
[our hero is in the state of shock]
Jaden: WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!
Alexis: She does like Zane. But apparently, she loves you! [giggles]

[The teachers are choosing the representative for the duel-off against North Academy]
Chancellor Sheppard: The only question is who will this first year be?
Zane: Jaden Yuki
Professor Crowler: [Freaks out]
Professor Banner: I agree. Jaden is our best new student [looks down at Pharaoh] Don't you think?
Pharaoh: Meow.
Professor Crowler: Oh, well if the cat says so.

[Looking for Jaden]
Bastion: I want to help you be alone!
Alexis: You can't be alone by yourself!

[Syrus, Chumley, Bastion, Alexis, Crowler, and Belowski are asleep after the duel]
Jaden: HEY! Is anyone awake?! Oh come on! Okay, I will use your Water Dragon! And your Power Bond! Etoile Cyber? [Distracted] Hey, the clouds do kinda look like duel monsters...

Chancellor Foster: Ah, Jaden! So you're Duel Academy's Phenom.
Jaden: Phenom!! THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED!!!... what's it mean?

Jaden: So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!
Chazz: Right now, slacker.
Jaden: Who just said that?
Chazz: It's me.
Jaden: Whoa, hold on! Am I seeing things or is that Chazz?!
Chazz: You got that right.
Jaden: Well why are you here?
Chazz: For the duel.
Jaden: I think it's sold out.
Chazz: I'm in it.
Jaden: Like as a ref?
Chazz: I'm dueling you!
Jaden: You mean... It's you?! You're North Academy's duel rep?!

Chazz: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden: Oka-a-a-a-y. Well, if you don't mind, can I take my turn first?
Chazz: Make it quick!
Jaden: Chill...

Jaden: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!

Chazz: Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz: Stop admiring him!
Jaden: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!

Chazz: This stinks. My new family is already dysfunctional.

Gravekeeper Guard: [Poking Jaden's butt with a spear] Get down.
Jaden: Move toward the sharp object?

Dr. Crowler: Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh!(sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.
Jaden: He is not. Chazz was invited.
Chazz: He means you.

Professor Crowler: You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! ...Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.

Camula: Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?
Jaden: Uh, yeah. But you know, I'm not so sure that's cheating. I mean, hello Camula, you were the one spying!

Jaden: [Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-
Chazz: You know, you don't have to follow me everywhere!

Chazz: Four monsters?
Slade: Congratulations. You can add! But tell me bro, how's your subtraction? Give him a lesson Dragun!
[Dragun attacks, and a ton of black monsters cover Slade's other creatures]
Slade: What are those things?
Chazz: It's multiplication. When the Unhappy Maiden is destroyed, hundreds of her little friends end your turn automatically.

Chazz: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz: That good bros support each other!
Slade: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this...
[winning the duel]

Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.

Bastion: Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that?
Sailor: Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena!
Chazz, Bastion, and Alexis: [Anime fall]

Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!

Syrus: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!

Jaden: You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.
Syrus: It's true.
Chazz: And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?
Jaden: Well, uh, kinda...
Chazz: [Sarcastically] You guys are really something.
Jaden: Hey, thanks! We do what we can!
Chazz: You sure do.

Jaden: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing? [points]
Chazz: Tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.

Chazz: Now I play "Thunder Crash"!
Ojama Yellow: [turns to look at the hologram of the card behind them] Uh guys, what's that do?
Ojama Black: [reads the card] Uh... says here that Chazz does 300 damage to Slade, for each of his own monsters he chooses to destroy.
Ojama Yellow: [nervously] Did you say destroy?
Ojama Yellow, Ojama Black, Ojama Green: Boss, say it ain't so!

Syrus: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...
Jaden: I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy. [Syrus wakes up] Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Séance
Syrus: You're here!
Chazz: You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!
Jaden: Hey, I always plan on passing; it just doesn't work out that way.

Pierre the Gambler: I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!
Syrus: Wow, look at her!
Jaden: Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?
Syrus: [gasps] Why, is she here?

Jaden: Pierre! You too! Now bon voyage! That's right, I know some French! ...That is French, right?

Jaden: Leaving? Sayonara, then! That's French too, right?

[Chazz steals the Spirit Keys to force Alexis to duel him]
Zane: Anyone up for just tackling him?

Jaden: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane: And I you, Jaden. Which is why I'm passing you the torch.
Jaden: Huh?
Zane: Once I leave here, *you'll* be the top student in this school. Despite your grades, and your rank, you'll be the best, so make me proud.
Jaden: I'll give it my all Zane, and I'll start right here! Because this duel's not done, and I still have one trick up my sleeve. Oh yeah, and here it comes! I'm activating the Trap known as "Final Fusion"!
Zane: [gasps, then smiles] How clever.
Jaden: If this is out, both of us lose Life Points, equal to our combined Monsters' attack points. And you know what that means.
Zane: Sure do.
[their two monsters self destruct, and Zane and Jaden tie at 0 Life Points].

Zane: You okay?
Jaden: I think so. How's my hair? Is it still there?

Professor Crowler: After all, everyone one on Earth knows Aster Phoenix
Jaden: [Near the Slifer Dorm with Aster] Hey kid, I don't know who you are, but let's duel! Wrong catch phrase, what I meant to say was... get your game on!!

Jaden: So what's your name, freshman?
Aster: You can call me A. P.
Jaden: Alright Ap, let’s throw down!!

Syrus: I can swear I've seen that guy before.
Alexis: You're right.
Chazz: Yeah, he does look familiar.
Dorothy: Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.
Syrus: Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough.
Chazz: Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!
Aster: [Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!
[Chazz falls over]

Chazz: Told you we're not alike! That's gotta be one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen. I would never start off with a lame card like that.
Ojama Yellow: You'd save the best for last, right boss, right!
Chazz: Wrong, now beat it pit stain!
Ojama Yellow: I love it when you use my pet name [Disappears]
Alexis: Excuse me!!
Chazz: Ah!!! Nothing [Takes out his deck and glares at it]

Aster: Wow, so I guess it’s true. You are good as they say!
Jaden: Thanks for the props. But when you play cards like Ojama Yellow, you don't exactly make it too tough.
Chazz: [Smirks and leans next to Syrus] He's right.
Jaden: What'd ya do? Take lessons from Chazz or something?
[Chazz hears and falls over]

Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people.

Syrus: Will you give it up? You're not in the army!
Troupe Tyranno: Who's the best? Troup Tyranno! And who's gonna win?
Syrus: Troup Jaden!
Jaden: Am I the only one here who hasn't gone insane?

Syrus: So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?
Jaden: Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew?
Chazz: Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot!
Jaden: Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?
Chazz: How did this spazz ever beat me?!

Jaden: [Bouncing on Bastion's bed] You gotta love these Ra Yellow beds

Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong!! Well four men and a lovely lady... alright three men, a lady, and Syrus!!

Atticus: I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy.
Hassleberry: So, which one's he?

[Jaden's lost in the woods looking for Duel Academy, and is going in the opposite direction from it]
Jaden: [To Wheeler] Bye! Thanks for the memories! Haha!
Wheeler: [Looks towards a sign pointing to Duel Academy looming over the trees]
Jaden: All right, I've got to be close to Duel Academy now. If only there was a sign... [Walks off in the other direction]
Sign: [Sweatdrop, sign falls over anime style]

[About Jaden's Neo-Spacian]
Bastion: He's right! They are aliens!

Bastion: Great Scot!
Syrus: Aww man!
Hassleberry: Sam Hill!
Alexis: Why don't I have a catchphrase?

Sartorius: You see gentlemen, as a new student here I'd rather not stand out.
Hassleberry: Then get a new haircut!
Sartorius: Touché.

Syrus: Let me lead! At least I'm up to date in my Yu-Gi-Oh! history.

Frost: Either these guys are the ultimate tag team, or you and I are getting played, bro! [Reflector catches the light] Yo! Check out our reflectors!
Thunder: Oh snap! These no-good punks can totally see each other’s cards!

Solomon: Chin up. So your friends got captured by an evil psychopath who's plotting world domination. Not to worry! That happened to me several times!

[Alexis grabs Jaden]
Bob: Alexis! I'm here for you! Unhand her!
Jaden: 'Unhand'?! She's got me!
Bob: Never fear, Bob is here! I'll protect you!
Jaden: No offense bro, but I need protection!

Jaden: That means I can duel him now! I'm gonna get my Zane on!

Jaden: [Sees the Reaper] Uh, hi...?
Reaper: [Holds up scythe threateningly]
Jaden: I think I have the wrong forest...

Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn.
Syrus: Uh, happy birthday?

Aster: Surprised to see me?
Sartorius: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.

Syrus: [After Jaden tells a bad joke] Oh, good one, Jay!
Aster: A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it.

Chazz: Rule number one! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue.

Dr. Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] He seems familiar.
Bonaparte: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.

Alexis: No fair! I mean, I want priceless jewls in my deck. Is that so wrong?

[Summoning Rainbow Dragon]
Jesse: Prepare to meet the most feared creature in history!
[Crystals fly into air and Dragon shadow appears]
Jesse: Just kidding!
Jaden: Huh?
[Jaden’s attack goes through and Jesse loses]

[Talking about Jaden and Jesse]
Syrus: They're twins!
Hassleberry: How cute.
Chazz: Two Jadens?
Aster: Oh well, it could be worse. At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.

[Asking Hassleberry to look at his deck]
Jesse: I'm not the public. I'm Jaden's new best chum; he'd tell you to show them to me.
Hassleberry: Well I don't do everything he says.
Jaden: [Walks in] Ahh, love that shower. Oh and thanks for cleaning it, Hassleberry.
Jesse: So you don't do what he says huh?

Jaden: This is no time to start speaking Australian, Jim!
Jim: Uh, yeah, time to move on then. [Mutters] No time to be speaking Australian.

Jaden: Hey, Hassleberry! Sweet move, Bro!
Jesse: You said it. That was awesome.
Syrus: Hold on guys. Did you forget what's going on here? The weird energy waves? [Sigh] Of course you did. You're exactly alike.
Jaden & Jesse: We are? What makes you say that?

[Talking about Chazz]
Ojama Yellow: Not again! I hate it when he conjures lightning!

[About Adrian]
Jaden: Chazz was right.
Jesse: Yeah, he is a dork.

Adrian: I activate my two face down cards!
Chazz: What? How!?
Adrian: Easy, I call out their names dramatically and they pop up. Haven't you ever played this game before?

[Alarm goes off]
Viper: Can't I plot evil in peace?

Viper: [Laughs insanely]
Jim: He's crackers!

Sheppard: I know the school was there when I left. Oh boy, I'm gonna have a lot of angry parents on my hands.

Jaden: Neos did it!
Jesse: Yeah, Jaden. He did it all right.

Zombie Crowler: I guess I'm just going to have to teach you some manners...
Jaden: You and what army?! [Spots zombie students] Oh. That army.

[After Zane summons Cyber-End Dragon]
Emerald Turtle: Cyber-End? Jesse? I think I need to change my shell.
Jesse: Okay now that's just gross.

Jaden: [Thinking] I know I said I'd stay, but Jesse needs my help! I can't risk anything happening to him, even if it means me being caught!

[Talking about finding uniforms]
Zane: I just hope they have my size.
Aster: Don't worry, all these fiends are tall and thuggish, you'll be fine.

Ojama Yellow: Wow, it's a bridge! It's purple! That means it's friendly! ...Right?
Jaden: Ojama... something tells me you're way off.

[Yubel possessed Jesse]
Jesse: I'm not cocky, I'm confident!

Yubel: A boy and his dolphin, how sweet.

[Just after himself doubting his own skills, every monster in his deck appears]
Jaden: (To Winged Kuriboh) Are we having a party?

Jaden: Jesse, you okay?
Jesse: Couldn't be better. [Shudders] Okay, I probably could be better but don't worry. I'll be fine. It takes more than a hostile spirit take-over to keep this boy down.

-Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's-

Yusei: Embrace your dragon. It's beautiful! Just like you are under that mask.

Carly: So I just purchased information on the Arcadia Movement which tells me that there's not much information on the Arcadia Movement…

Crow: Yusei! What're you doin' here!
Yusei: Someone has to babysit you, Crow.

Marta: And once this is all over, maybe you'll take her on a date.
Yusei: Huh?!
Martha: I'm just saying,
Yusei: A what?!
Martha: if you two had some sort of connection...
Yusei: I'm trying to save the world, not date!

Trudge:Calm down, everyone, I'm awake…and the tower's gone. Where's the tower? There was a tower here…right?
Leo: I…didn't see a tower.
Trudge: [Sinks to his knees] I need some sleep. I keep seeing things that aren't there—towers, dragons, flying lions…

Crow: Then let's stop talking and start duelling! I'm done talking to you! Seriously, I'm done talking! I'll stop talking right now! No more talk!

Crow: What's that, an earthquake?
Lazar: N-NO…IT'S THE DARK SIGNERS, CROW!!!
Crow: So, wait, you're not one of them?
Lazar: [Screams] THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crow: [Yells as he's flung head-first into a pile of junk]
Jack: [Watching Crow] This is fun; we should do this more often.

Jack: I can't believe they're dueling for this!
Yusei: You and I have dueled for sillier reasons.

Akiza: I'm gonna cobble you when I see you!
Jack: I believe you mean 'clobber'. To cobble is to make a shoe.
Akiza: Then I'm gonna cobble up some boots and use 'em to kick Crow's butt!

Leo: Still think it's not a date?

Luna: Okay, it's totally a date.

Jack: If you were a real man, you wouldn't let a flesh wound keep you from dueling!
Crow: I had a note from a doctor!

Bruno: You can choose from ramen, ramen or...ramen. What'd the doctor say?

Crow: My arm's all healed! I can duel now! [Hits arm and yells]
Bruno: I believed you for about two seconds.

Crow: I didn't see anything at that point. There was this blinding white light and for the next five minutes, we were stumbling around, trying to see.
Jack: You weren't stumbling about; you were hugging onto me, saying "Protect me, Jack, protect me!"

-Harry Potter-

Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!?

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.

Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle

Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..

Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.

Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a "FLY", So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.''
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Yea, I go to Hogwarts!)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and Manga, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird.

I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED.

I listen to Rock-n-Roll music 24/7 so there MUST be something wrong with my mind.

I LOVE Disney so I MUST still be a little kid.

I'm a MOE(Has crushes on video game and anime characters) So I MUST be some creepy fan-girl.

I'm a OTAKU so I MUST be hated by EVERYONE.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Quick, list twelve random Yu-Gi-Oh! GX characters in no particular order!

1. Jaden
2. Syrus
3. Alexis
4. Chazz
5. Jesse
6. Hassleberry
7. Yubel
8. Blair
9. Mindy
10. Jasmine
11. Chumley
12. Jim

1) Have you ever read a five/ten fanfic before?

Jesse & Jasmine? I don't think so...

2) Do you recall any fics about three?

Alexis? Well, of course! I read one today!

3) Would seven and six make a good couple?

Yubel & Hassleberry?!?! NO F* WAY!

4) Eight/two or Eight/eleven?

Blair & Syrus? Yes they would, they're both short. Blair and Chumley? No. Just. No.

5) Make up a summary of a four/nine fanfic.

Chazz and Mindy were on a very hard road down relationship road. Could they work it out before they break it apart?

6) Suggest a title for a eleven/one hurt/comfort fic.

Jaden & Chumley? Love in the Shadows. (EWWWWW!)

7) Does anyone on your friends list read eight?

Nah, I don't think so.

8) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write seven?

Yes, I think.

9) Would anyone on your friends list write two/six/five?

Syrus/Hassleberry/Jesse? I highly doubt it. Unless they're Yaoi obsessed.

10) What might eight scream at a great moment of passion?

Blair: YAY! ME AND JADEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

11) If you wrote a songfic about two, what song would you use?

Syrus? Crush by David Archuleta

12) If you wrote a ten/nine/four fic, what would the warning be?

Jasmine/Mindy/Chazz? Warning: TO CRAZY CHAZZ FANGIRLS, DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'D LIKE TO KILL MINDY AND JASMINE!!

13) Is there such thing as eight/twelve fluff?

Blair & Jim? Not that I know of...

14) What would happen if nine got eight pregnant?

If Mindy got Blair pregnant, the world would end soon after.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about three?

Today.

(5) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (1) runs off with (12). (3), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (4) and finds true love with (2).

Jesse and Yubel are in a happy relationship until Jaden runs off with Jim. Alexis, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Blair and a brief unhappy affair with Jasmine, then follows the wise advice of Chazz and finds true love with Syrus. (Chazz? Wise? I don't think so...)

What title would you give this fic?

Totally Weird! This Would Never Happen!

16) How would you feel if eight/two was canon?

Blair & Syrus? I wouldn't care.

List 12 people from any fandom

1. Jaden
2. Blair
3. Syrus
4. Jesse
5. Alexis
6. Mindy
7. Jasmine
8. Chazz
9. Hassleberry
10. Jim
11. Aster
12. Crowler

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mindy/Aster? I've never read one, but I wouldn't mind reading one.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jesse? Hot? Are you kidding me? On a scale from one to ten, he'd be infinity.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Crowler got Chazz pregnant, the world would end soon after.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, not about Hassleberry.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Just no. Blair and Mindy would not make a good couple. At all.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Alexis/Hassleberry or Alexis/Jim? I would honestly prefer Alexis/Jim.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jasmine walks in on Blair and Crowler doing that. It would be blabbed across the school in a second, and Crowler would get fired (yay!). I mean seriously, an eight-year-old and an old man women around 100-years-old.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Syrus and Jim...

Syrus saw Jim on the beach with Shirly near the ocean tide. Will Syrus ignore Jim? Or will it get dirty?

Omigod! I can't believe I just came up with that! GROSS!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jaden/Chazz? Sure is, its called rivalshipping.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Jasmine/Crowler fic? Die.

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Blair/Jesse/Alexis... I don't know, nor would I mind.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jaden/Mindy/Crowler?

Warning: I don't know what I was thinking...

13. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Jim: "Hey, you're a cute little girl."

Blair: "Oh! Be Mine!"

14. What is Six's super secret kink?

I. Don't. Know. End of story.

15. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Neither! Aster would be dead before he could try that on Hassleberry!

16. (1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (9). After (8) dumps (1) for (2), (6) gets upset and retaliates by dating (12). Alone and broken-hearted, (1) travels in search of a friend. Finally, (1) meets (4) and (7). The three loners meet (10), who tells each of them to look for love. (4) finds (3), (7) gets (11), but now (1) is in a never-ending love triangle with (6) and (12)!

Jaden and Chazz are in a happy relationship until Alexis runs off with Hassleberry. After Chazz dumps Jaden for Blair, Mindy gets upset and retaliates by dating Crowler. Alone and broken hearted, Jaden travels in search of a friend. Finally, Jaden meets Jesse and Jasmine, The three loners meet Jim, who tells each of them to look for love. Jesse finds Syrus, Jasmine gets Aster, but now Jaden is in a never-ending love triangle with Mindy and Crowler.

... What just happened?

What would you title this fic?

"Disasterous Affairs."

Write down 10 random charaters

1. Jesse
2. Jaden
3. Zane
4. Jasmine
5. Chazz
6. Syrus
7. Alexis
8. Hassleberry
9. Blair
10. Atticus

1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Jasmine invites Zane and Hassleberry to dinner at their own house. Boring dinner, nothing exciting. At all. Cricket. Cricket.

2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Jesse or Syrus. Easy, Jesse.

3. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Jaden and Alexis are making out when Atticus walks in, he smirks thinking, 'I knew it!', takes a picture with a camera, and uses it for future blackmail. All this happens with Jay and Lex not noticing Atti.

4. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Zane falls in love with Syrus and Hassleberry is jealous. Hassleberry will use his dino powers to scare away Zane, in no success.

5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Jasmine Jumps me.

Hmm, Jaden, Atticus, or Alexis? I rather Jaden save me, but I wouldn't care, Jasmine's harmless. :P

6. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens

Jesse plus cooking equals boom. Do the math! XP

7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Zane has to marry Hassleberry, Jasmine, or Blair. He choses Jasmine, since they are the closest in age and make the most sense.

8. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Alexis kidnaps Jaden and demands something from Chazz for Jaden's release. Nothing. He wouldn't care. Alexis probably wouldn't even be capable of doing anything bad to Jay. Well she could do that. But that's not bad. Is it?

9. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone gangs up on Zane. Does Zane stand a chance?

Hard to say... I'll get back to you on that one!

10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Everyone's invited to Jaden's and Alexis' wedding except Hassleberry. He'd feel lonely and sad.

...poor Hassleberry...

11. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Syrus is afraid of Alexis because Alexis Hassleberry Blair. (6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Blair arrived late for Jaden and Alexis' wedding because she wanted to arrive the minute the pastor said, 'Any objections?'.

13. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Chazz and Blair... drunk... in my house... I take Chazz' money while keeping him busy with Blair.

...Busy...hehe.

14. Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Blair murders Jaden's best friend (Alexis). Jaden wakes up. (get it?)

15. Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Syrus and Jesse are in mortal danger. Does Syrus save Jesse or himself?

Ver 1:

Syrus: "Forget you! I have a life to live!"

Jesse: "Get back here!"

Ver 2:

Syrus helps Jesse but makes him his slave for the next month.

16. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Hassleberry and Zane go camping but forget the food. Hassleberry goes crazy. Dino-crazy. and tries to eat Zane where instead Zane miraculously succeeds in eating Hassleberry instead.

17. Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Chazz is in a car accident and critically injured. What does Blair do? Nothing. Ziltch. Zip. Nada.

18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Jaden and Alexis had five wonderful children and never had to think about divorce.

What can I say?

They're my One True Pairing (OTP)!

Make a list of anime characters in no particular order.

1. Rua
2. Ruka
3. Yusei
4. Aki
5. Crow
6. Jack
7. Carly
8. Kiryu
9. Sly
10. Yeager

A meteor is hurling toward earth. Can 3, 10, and 7 stop it?

Yes, If you subtract Carly and Yeager from the mission.

Could 4 and 9 date?

Let us see...

Aki is 19.

Sly is 14.

No. But if Sly was older...

7, 1, AND 6 are your teachers. Good or bad.

Rua: Let's go outside and play kids!

Jack: Do whatever you want.

Carly: Picture time!

Yes. This is a very good improvement.

What would happen if 7 fought 5?

This is a no-brainer.

Of COURSE Carly will WIN!

8 was hanging out with 5 when 3 popped out of nowhere and shot a bullet at 9. 8 and 5 hurry 9 to the hospital, while 3 went and got 2 pregnant. 6 is mad because she/he is secretly in love with 2. 4 breaks up with 10, who goes to 1 for comfort. 1 and 10 start to make out in front of 7. 6 goes crazy and dates 4.

Kiryu is hanging out with Crow when Yusei popped out of nowhere and shot a bullet at Sly. Kiryu and Crow hurry Sly to the hospital, while Yusei went and got Ruka pregnant. (O.O) Jack is mad because he is secretly in love with Ruka. Aki breaks up with Yeager, who goes to Rua for comfort. Rua and Yeager start to make out in front of Carly. (O.O) Jack goes crazy and dates Aki.

...Normal day today, eh?

3 is rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I, of course, let him look for the Stardust Dragon I stole.

You give 4 a nickname, what is is it?

Aki: Hey, Faith!

Me: Hey, Bloody Rose!

You become 2's best friend, what would you friendship be like?

Ruka: Who do you like?

Me: Isn't it obvious?

Ruka: Well, not as obvious as me liking Sly.

Me: True, true.

Ruka: Hey, about we get everyone we know over to your place and play match maker?

Me: Awesome!

Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 3

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 6

.:FIRE:. (Zuko)

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 3

.:WATER:. (Katara)

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 6

.:EARTH:. (Toph)

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

.:AIR:. (Aang)

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: everything

.:DARKNESS:. (Haio)

You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 3

.:LIGHT:. (Sartorious)

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (...most of the times...)

Total: 8

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.

People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't, the other 22 aren't heartless and will.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No one is.

2. Tall? Definitely not.

3. In your pajamas? Currently I am, won't be tomorrow morning.

4. Left handed? Nope.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: I have none.

2. Person to text you: No phone.

3. Was today better than yesterday? Eh.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 16

2. Color(s): Purple, pink, blue, green. (Neon all)

3. Fruit: Apples

4. Place: Home.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really... (Ok, maybe)

2. Are you happy? Neutral

3. Are you sad? No.

4. Are you bored? Yes.

5. Are you nervous? No.

6. Are you tired? Yes.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Faith

2. Nick names? None

3. Eye color? Brown

4. Zodiac sign? Aries

5. Male or female? Female

6. Slut? Virgin.

7. Smart? Yes.

8. Hair color? Brunette

9. Long or short? Long.

10. Sweats or Jeans? ...

11. Phone or Camera? Phone

12. Drink or Smoke? Neither

13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? KK

2. First crush? None

3. First pet? None

4. First big vacation? None

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing

2. Drinking? Nothing

3. I'm about to: Go to bed

4. Listening to? Myself typing

5. Plans for today? This. (I have no life.)

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Short is cute. I can't reach tall people. In between, closer to short. (My height)

2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both!

3. Sensitive or loud? Loud.

4. Hook-up or relationship? Either.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Duh.

2. Lost glasses/contacts? No glasses

3. Ran away from home? No

4. Broken someone's heart? Maybe...

5. Been arrested? That's personal girl! (No...)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes

2. Yourself? Yes/No, maybe so?

3. Heaven? Yes

4. Santa Claus? Definitely not.

5. Love? Yes

6. Do you like someone? I always do.

7. Do you believe in God? I refuse to answer.

8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes (But then again... I might be lying on this one...)

Stories I'm Contemplating

- A Different Kind Of Duel -

He's cheerful, happy-go-lucky, and childish. Beyond that, however, is a secret. Who would have guessed that the savior of the Earth has been battling a continuous duel for the past seventeen years? Certainly not she. She's strong, independent, and mature. Beyond that, however, is a regular teenage girl crushing on her best friend. Who would have thought, that only a couple of weeks after graduation, she'd meet up with him again? No one actually. At least, not the place they did. And especially not under these circumstances.

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

- Just A Patient -

A young man has been stuck in the hospital for years upon years. When the docter that he has been assigned to for all of his life retires, he is told he's getting a new one. He feels he's loosing yet another friend, and wonders if he will ever be as close to this new doctor as he was with his last. But when he meets this new doctor, all his uncertainties disappear, and new feelings arise. Will his relationship with this docter be greater than the last. But as time goes on, something horrible strikes. It turns into a matter of life and death.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds

- Cupid Academy -

Misty Kasumi Waterflower has been having dreams of a brown-eyed boy who she believes she used to travel with. This could only ever be made fact if he actually existed, though. When Misty was fifteen, she got in an accident with her sister, Daisy, and suffered through amnesia. She still doesn't remember anything before the accident. Now, Misty is admitted into a boarding school nicknamed "Cupid Academy". She meets a boy with brown eyes, but could he be the Brown Eyes? Well whether or not he is, Cupid seems to be on duty.

Pokémon