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Well, I doubt a lot of people will read this, but I'm gonna write it anyway. First of all, I love Artemis Fowl. It is by far one of the best book series ever. I also like The Cry of the Icemark and the 13 Treasures trilogy, and I'm kind of sad at the lack of fics for that. I love so many more books that there are too many to name. I am also totally and completely obsessed with the anime Black Butler, Soul Eater, D. Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Blue Exorcist/Ao No Exorcist, and Ouran Highschool Host Club. I love all music, except for most of pop. My favorite singers are Evanescence(LOVE THEM!), Ron Pope, Bon Jovi, AC/DC, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Icon For Hire, Avril Lavigne, Within Temptation, Black Veil Brides, Plumb and Skylar Grey.

Couples I ship:
Artemis Fowl-
Arty/Holly
Root/Vinyaya
Trouble/Juliet
Grub/Lilly

13 Treasures-
Tanya/Fabian
Rowan/Sparrow

The Cry of the Icemark-
Thirrin/Oskan
Cressida/Leonidas
King Redrought/Lady Theowin

Black Butler-
Sebastian/Grell(even though I don't even know what gender Grell is)
Ciel/Elizabeth
Sebastian/Mey Rin

Soul Eater-
Soul/Maka
Tsubaki/Black Star

D.Gray-Man-
Allen/Lenalee
Krory/Miranda
General Cross/General Claud

Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood-
Ed/Winry
Al/Mei
Roy/Riza

I'm weird and I'm proud!
If talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, then I've been insane for a long time.
Zebras are the best animals in the world. Blue is the best color in the world.(as I'm sure you learned from my username)
I like pickles and pie.(Not together in the same dish!)
I'm a little too crazy for my own good! ;)
I love to dance. I take ballet, and I will just dance crazily in my room. I also sing and write songs.(Not that anybody's actually ever heard any of them.)
I'm the kind of person that no matter how much I sleep, I'm always tired.
Normal people scare me!
My favorite word is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.(It's a real word!)
My favorite word is a hypocrite because it's the fear of long words. It's true, I looked it up.
I don't like pop or country or metal, I just like good music.

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Stories:

High School: Couldn't Come Up With A Better Name- D.Gray-Man: Complete

Birthdays and Mistletoe- D.Gray-Man: It's a one shot, so I won't be doing anything with it. Complete

Rain- D.Gray-Man: One shot, complete

The Storm Inside- Fullmetal Alchemist: One shot, complete

To The Moon And Back- Fullmetal Alchemist: One shot, complete

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Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:

I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
Went into the grinder and came out as hair
Touch it and see if it's hot (you just had to be there for that one)
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?" Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Don't spend money you don't have cause at some point they're going to want it and you're still not going to have it.
A friend will bail you out of jail at two o'clock in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body
Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
My train of thought got derailed.
If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.
All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.
Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.
I tried to keep an open mind but my brains kept falling out
The more things change, the more things remain. . . insane.
You have hate mail. . . you have more hate mail. . . your hate mailbox is full. (occassionably Disney comes up with some real winners.)
Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!
Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.
I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ is dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
Why is the rum gone?!
'Stress' A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.
Always glad to inadvertantly inspire genius.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

I love pandas. They're so chill. They're all like:
"Dude, racism is stupid. I'm white, black and Asian."

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Only in America
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
3. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
4. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
5. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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This is bunny copy him onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

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To do list:

1. Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar, eat in public
2. Hire 2 private investigators, make them follow each other
3. Wear t shirt that says 'life', hand out free lemons on street corner
4. Get into a crowded elevator, and say "I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
5. Major in philosophy, ask people WHY they want fries with that
6. Run into a store, as someone what year it is, yell "It worked!" then run out cheering
7. Change name to Simon, speak in third person
8. Buy a parrot, then teach the parrot to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot!"

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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

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RULES:
You must answer each question, no skipping.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No
2. Tall? Ha ha, no.
3. In your pajamas? Wish I was, but no.
4. Left handed? No

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Sammy Bear12
3. Person to text you: Demoncat666
4. Was today better than yesterday? About the same

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 15,926
2. Color(s): Dark Aqua
3. Fruit: Strawberries!
4. Place: Pool, forest, or at a friends house

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? My friends
2. Are you happy? I... don't really know...
3. Are you sad? Nope
4. Are you bored? Yup.
6. Are you nervous? No
8. Are you tired? No, not really...

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? Bryan, bean, usagi, Chibi - tan, Becca
3. Eye color? Hazel
4. Zodiac sign? What's a zodiac sign?
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? Why would you even ask this?
7. Smart? Uh... I guess.

8. Hair color? Brown.

9. Long or short? Short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Phone...pst. There's a camera on my phone ;)
12. Drink or Smoke? How about... neither. Well, unless the drink is water, then I'll die if I don't drink it...

13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Alyssa
2. First crush? Uhh... haven't met anyone worthy of my crush yet, unless you count anime characters.
3. First pet? My dog Nita, been with me since birth.
4. First big vacation? Uh... California. That's the only place we ever go

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing :( But I'm hungry
2. Drinking? Nothing
3. I'm about to: Umm... watch anime
4. Listening to? Electric Storm by Delta Goodrem

5. Plans for today? Umm... it's almost over so... go to sleep?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive...maybe a hint of loudness because I'm loud too.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? No, I don't think so.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes...
3. Ran away from home? Considered it once, but then my dad cooked my favorite meal, so no.
4. Broken someone's heart? I hope not...
5. Been arrested? No. But my dad got pulled over with me in the car once...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes
2. Yourself? Isn't that something you're supposed to do?
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? I think he's a stalker
5. True Love? Yes
6. Do you like someone? Nope, unless you count anime characters
7. Do you believe in God? Yup
8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yeah

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1. Have you ever been asked out? Yes

2. Where did you get your default picture? I don't have one...

3. What's your middle name? Elise

4. Your current relationship status? Single, and happy

5. Does your crush like you back? They can't, they're all anime characters...

6. What is your current mood? Umm...

7. What color of underwear are you wearing? W-why should I answer this?

8. What color shirt are you wearing? Dark blue and gray

9. Missing something? Nothing really, except maybe my friends.

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I would stop my friend from trying to commit suicide. She's okay now though!

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what? A cat! Or a panda...

12. Ever had a near death experience? Ummmm... I don't think so... well, if you count falling off my bike and off the trampoline near death experiences...

13. Something you do a lot? Talk to myself, then yell at my dad for thinking I'm talking to someone else.

14. The song you got stuck in your head right now. Ummm... Tsunaida te ni kisu wo/ The 14th song from D.Gray-Man. Yup, I've got it memorized.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from? Elvira Rayne

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you. My friend James

17. When was the last time you cried? A few days ago in school at lunch when we were making posters about suicide and/or drug and alcohol use.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Well, if you count some people at a nursing home, then yes.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be? Flying or healing

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Uhhhhh...

21. What do you usually order from starbucks? Either a caramel mocha, or a cinnamon hazelnut mocha. Not starbucks though, Scenic Brew.

22. What's your biggest secret? Why should I tell you people?

23. Favorite color? Dark aqua

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows? Hehe, both.

26. What are you? A complete anime and fanfiction freak. Also a crazy person.

27. Do you speak any other language? Umm... a few Japanese words, and a little bit of Spanish, that's it.

28. What's your favorite smell? the smell that comes right after it rains

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be? Uhhhh...

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain? No

32. What are you thinking about right now? Answering these questions

33. What should you be doing? Nothing really.

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Hmmmm... my parents.

35. How often do you talk to God? Not very much.

36. Do you like working in the yard? Depends on my mood, and what time of year it is.

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Either Walker, Elric, Rockbell or Okumera.

38. Do you act differently around the person you like? I can't, they don't exist in this world!

39. What is your natural hair color? Brown

40. Who was the last person to make you cry? Umm, myself, considering I was crying because I was explaining something sad. That was probably the first time any of my friends have seen me cry, they didn't know what to do. :)

7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yeah

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Suicide isn't stupid... hurting someone so bad that they actually want to do it is.

"I do not strive for the impossibility that is perfection, for I know I will just be disappointed. Instead, I strive to be better than I was yesterday." Me

"Imagination will often take us to worlds that never were, but without it we are nothing." Earl Sagan

"An ocean without it's unnamed monsters would be like a completely dreamless sleep."

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi

"An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind." Gandhi

"Even birds have to learn how to fly; they can't just do it automatically. They may fall, but they still get back up and try again." Me

"Darkness cannot overcome darkness, only light will do that. Hate cannot overcome hate, only love will do that."

"I voluntarily inflicted a certain level of insanity on myself."

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Girls Don't Realize These Things:

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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--Fullmetal Alchemist Quotes--

“This world isn’t perfect. But it’s there for us doing the best it can, and that's what makes it so damn beautiful.” - Roy Mustang

“The power of one man doesn’t amount to much. But, however little strength I’m capable of… I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other.” - Roy Mustang

"There's no such thing as a painless lesson...they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary...you can't gain anything without losing something first. Although...if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it...you will find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle...yeah...a heart made fullmetal." - Edward Elric

"When I, who am called a 'weapon' or a 'monster', fight a real monster, I can fully realize I'm just a human." - Roy Mustang "But you're thinking on too large a scale there, kid...if we don't want to drive ourselves crazy..we can only deal with what's directly in front of us." - Roy Mustang "If you believe the possibility exists, then you should do whatever it takes" - Roy Mustang "I will follow you into hell if you ask me to." - Riza Hawkeye "The one thing worse than death is to avert your eyes from it. Look straight at the people you kill. Don't take your eyes off them for a second. And don't ever forget them, because I promise that they won't forget you." - Kimblee "You see, I'm sure we can change. Because we're weak. And because we die. We have to fight in order to live, and that's what will make us strong." - Trisha Elric "If you turn your back on something you wanted, then you don't deserve to call yourself 'Greed'!" - Ling Yao "A king exists for his people, without subjects rulers cannot exist." - Ling Yao "A king is no king without his people. But people without a king are lost as well!" - Lan Fan "If the ways of this world are based on equivalent exchange, as alchemy says, then in order to allow for a new generation to enjoy good fortune, then the price that we must pay is to carry the bodies of the dead across a river of blood." - Riza Hawkeye

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A very nice poem for all those who never got to say goodbye... I cried when I read this:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school/He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl; I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could
When I heard that crack; Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress; Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now; the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have; I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy, I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around
I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"...

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My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

A tribute to those who have suffered or died from child abuse. Please, post this on your profile if you hate it.

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