Cr33pyLasagnahide bio
Author has written 19 stories for South Park, FAKE, Harry Potter, and How I Met Your Mother. Name- What's in a name? Age- 22 Song of the Update- "Brackish" Kittie New Found Favorite thing(s)- CreepyPasta Story Reading: Mary Jane Latest Story: "Jumpers" UPDATE! (September 10th, 2010): With 9-11 being tomorrow I want to apologize to all that I've offended with my 9-11 HIMYM story. Honestly, I do feel bad for what has happened and yes it was fucked up to hell and back on what happened. But the story is suppose to make you feel unsettled, just as if you were to watch video. Maybe part of my infatuation with the whole thing is that my school treated it like it never happened as the whole horrific scene played out. I honestly still find out new stuff everyday. Maybe that's just something I have to cope with. Also, 9-11 is one thing that everyone can relate to, horrorwise. And I wrote a horror story. It was suppose to make you sick and give you nightmares. Not everyone can relate to rape, murder, suicide...ect but we all have seen what happened to those towers (And pentagon, I might add.) I want to write horror stories. And quite frankly, if I'm not making you feel uneasy or nauseous, then I'm not doing my job correctly as a shock horror writer. Yet again, I'm sorry to those I've offended but I still stand by my story. I will not fault you if everyone boycotts me. I deserve that. But I hope to god you all also call out all the other creepypasta stories that inspired me to write this one. (Friends, Seinfeld...) Peace |
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Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Desires by D.J. Dresden reviews
COMPLETE. HPDM Takes place in the sixth year. Draco discovers that hatred can mean something else and is torn between his old Slytherin image and his new feelings. RemusSirius also involved. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped by SweetWhispers reviews
Ginny could never have imagined what Draco wanted from her. Warning rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Broken, Beaten, and Sweetly Burning by LiquidVamp reviews
Draco/Ginny Everything isn't always as it seems. Lost, Ginny turns to an unexpected place for help. Where it leads will amaze her. Warnings: Blood Play, Violence, D/s, and S&M. This story is NOT fluff! Sequel: Reckless Desperation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Scared, Weasley? by SenatorSolo reviews
'I'm sorry, I . . a . . . just, I'll leave now,' Ginny stammered as Draco advanced on her, backing her into a wall. 'Scared, Weasley' Draco whispered.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,884 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I Like Hating Him by basketcases02 reviews
A moment in Ayame's shop causes confusion between Yuki and Kyou and is a catalyst for a series of surprising events. YK. [Complete] Now adding side stories!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Tease Me, Taunt Me, Tempt Me by rainebouw prism reviews
DG. Features a commitment phobic Draco. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dreams Really Do Come True by MystWriter07 reviews
Ryo and Dee are doing great together, but Ryo is haunted by a nightmare. What will happen if it comes true? Will Ryo's wild side come out again?
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004
Starlight by Priss-2040 reviews
Sequel to Moonlight: Rose wants to take his and Dee's relationship to the next step, but will Dee be able to? Can Bikky and Dee mend their realtionship? DeexRose, BikkyxCarol
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004
Lonely by Shadow Disney's Punk reviews
Kyle always feels alone, well someone is going to change that (sorry I suck at these damn things) KyleChristophe SLASH! Weee! Update: Ch. 4!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/7/2003
Giggles by keisi reviews
ginny's having fun. Pansy's having fun. It's all good.
(oh yeah, and hermione ain't gettin any.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Pansy P., Ginny W.
Drowning in the Rain by Storm Elf reviews
And tear drops feel like rain...The Awakening, Two years after movig from the city, Ryo has the perfect job, the perfect house, and the perfect woman. But, if everything is so great, why does he cry every time it rains? ENDING FIXED
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,378 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Cumbersome by Priss-2040 reviews
Ryo, still trying to cope with Dee's death 5 years ago, begins to feel a little something for somebody else. Can Ryo make it work? Can he find the strength to make it work? RosexRyo, BikkyxCal
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004
Heated Flesh by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
One-shot. Draco can be very seductive… And he uses his skills to land a certain Gryffindor in his large, expensive bed. (Slash. DMHP)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Boys are Crazy by FlameArchanist reviews
COMEPLETE! A race to be lost and a prize to be claimed. Who will it be? And just who is that nude person in Malfoy's bedroom? Only one way to find out! WARNING CHAPTER 9 IS VERY DISTURBING! No Flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
ORIGINAL: The Amour by silverXserpent reviews
Cho Chang and Draco Malfoy are both fighting for the same person. Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini are fighting for the same person. Then comes along Ron Weasley. And Seamus Finnigan. When people take sides with the wrong people, nothing ever goes right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,489 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Moonlight by Priss-2040 reviews
Ryo kills himself over Dee. Can Dee stand that kind of guilt? Will he be able to pull through this by himslef, or will he find comfort in other arms? RosexDee, DeexRyo hinting, Strong Angst Warning FINISHED
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,151 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Everybody Loves Somebody by OutrageouS reviews
Kyle and Stan... Lovers? Stan sure seems to think that, but Kyle isn't so sure. After he breaks up with his former girlfriend, Rebecca, he begins to have strange thoughts. Will everything work out or are things going to turn out worse than Kyle thought?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Don't Open the Door by basketcases02 reviews
JJ is distraught and Ryo feels that he and Dee should comfort him. JJxDeexRyo [Complete]
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Thorny Rose by Celena2 reviews
In this story, Dee has gone off for a vacation to see Diana for a week. This gives Berkley the prime opportunity to get what he wants from Ryo. Will he get it though? And if he does, what's Dee going to say if he finds out? *ON PERMANENT HIATUS*
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Vampire Love by sorrow angel reviews
Draco is a vampire and finds out who his mate is. Who else but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Bittersweet Love by bitterending reviews
Kyle stood in the overgrown field, watching crows swoop by the old broken down farmhouse, cawing loudly. He smiled as he remembered how much he used to hate visiting his grandfather’s farm over the summer. “That certainly changed, didn’t it?”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Finding Out by Storm Elf reviews
After admiting his love for Dee, Ryo takes him to spend some time with his aunt and uncle who took him in after his parents death, warning Dee not to let them find out about thier relationship.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,633 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
Ashamnu by MyOriginalIntent reviews
Ashamnu. We abuse. Draco loves Harry, but can't stop hurting him. DracoHarry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mad World by SisterRaven reviews
When Ryo is hit by a drunk driver, Dee has to help him cope. Rated for possible language and violence
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
Leader of the Pack by frosty wonder ice reviews
ChristopheKyle All Christophe wants is for Kyle to live his life, without his mother bossing him around
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2004 - [Christophe, Kyle B.] - Complete
End Results by spicysteweddemon reviews
As JJ comes to terms with Dee and Ryo's relationship, he becomes drawn to Drake. Will his feelings be returned or is his love destined to be unrequited?
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2004
Tasting Innocence by Tokyo Kittin reviews
What happens when Dee falls for the new japanese transfer at school? MM
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2004
Destined Love by Saniwa reviews
Ch2 is up! As love began to grow in Ryo’s heart. Dee was completely unstoppable as ever when he decided to get the man he wants (true). The worst fact for Ryo, Dee was the one who killed his parents. As Ryo trapped between his heart and mind!
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Troubled Times by Astrid M. Blackcoat reviews
A series of Green Day songfics. HarryDraco. Warnings- rebellious!bastard!Harry. Punk!rebellious!Draco. Slash. Punk music. Bad language. Gratuitous snogging. Slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tainted Mind by Shadowed Angel 009 reviews
Stan is 13 now, and everyone hates him. StanKyleKenny. Kenny will be in ch. 9. My first story, so PLEASE R&R. Thanks for the reviews! 19 reviewsnext chappie.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
The Learning Curve by ikumi reviews
Drake and JJ search for love after the end of the series.
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Cure for the Common Cold by Alyssa2 reviews
JJ is out sick. Drake is confused. WAFF ensues.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2004
Fallen by kit yang reviews
Ryo rejects Dee, only to regret his decision.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
Shadows of Love by DestinyKitsune reviews
Ryo is taken hostage during a drug bust and tortured. Dee tries to save him and they both end up getting caught in a web of lies and murder with an organized crime family. (Chapters currently under revisment and due to change at any moment)
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Tug of War by LycanMaximoff reviews
Angsty short story through Pip's POV (WARNING: Cutting, KennyKylePip slash, and general angst)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
How Did You Talk Me Into This? by Simply-SouthPark reviews
Pip and Damien have a play date, which turns horribly wrong when they get 'married'. Rated for 9 year olds cross-dressing, and a kiss. Just cute little fluff.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2003
Blurred Evening by DeadKenny reviews
*language and adult themes, plus mild slash* What happens when the four main boys, aged 15, discover beer? Please R+R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Artists by FreeThinker29 reviews
Slashiness present in this new chapter. If you don't like slash, don't read. :o) *LAST chapter UP!*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
Can't Even Tell by outruntheavalanche reviews
Dante is oblivious and Randal likes hermaphroditic porn.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Complete
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Jumpers reviews
It's the anniversary of the September 11 attacks and Robin hears about the gangs experience. One shot. Not for the faint of heart.GRAPHIC! Moved from a T to M. I don't mean to offend people but don't read if offended by 9-11 Stories.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Barney S.
Nights Suck With Prefect Duties Discontinued reviews
HBP Spoiler! Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that she must do prefect duties for two months. This should be a fun time. Discontinued till I get some more ideas. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Last Time For Now reviews
PWP Draco is upset with Ginny for being with Potter. He loves her so much that it hurts. Now she hurts too. SPOILERS Warning: Some things in this story may disturb some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Jealousy is Everyone’s Flaw reviews
Pansy is very upset about Draco getting with Cho Chang when Blaise gives her an evil idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Touch Me, I'm Sick reviews
HBP Spoilers! Draco convinces Pansy to become a Death Eater eariler than her 7th year. Mudhoney songfic. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Can Never Forget reviews
SEQUEL TO REVENGE IS SO SWEET Draco is overwelmed with shock about being raped and that Potter sold him out. He's more pissed than he was before. SLASH! VIOLENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Diary Entries reviews
One Shot! Tom Riddle is sick of just writting Ginny back and forth through the diary. He wants to see her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Caught Spying reviews
HBP SPOILER! Hermione decides to help out Harry by watching Draco. Only problem is that he caught her. What's will happen to her? OneShot! Hermiones POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is So Sweet reviews
Draco is PISSED at Harry. He wants revenge for getting his dad sent to Askaban. He is determined to make his life a living hell. Slash! STRONG R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fluffy White Snow reviews
One-Shot Draco is spending X-Mas alone at Hogwarts and he gets a note from his father. Of course, Harry Potter finds a way to mess things up. Slash! Spoiler!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darkening Days reviews
Harry changes all thoughout 6th year, Draco's Dad is comming after Harry, and Draco and Harry fall in love. SLASH Harry's POV Expect Darkness. Discontinued. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,362 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Winning Ryo Back reviews
(rating raised)Ryo broke up with Dee and Dee will do anything to get him back, even if that means joining forces with his enemy (Dee's POV)
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,638 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Song Switching reviews
(OneShot) Dee and Ryo have a cute little moment in the kitchen. Its kinda a SongFic and has hardly any plot. Just read and enjoy
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
BackLash reviews
Harry's got an evil idea to trick Malfoy, what's he going to do when his Idea backlashes out on him? SLASH! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caring For the Enemy reviews
(sorry for rasing the rating)Pip and Damien are friends, but Pip's cutting is seprating them (Slash and in Pip's POV)FINISHED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004
How to Figure Out ThingsWith Music! reviews
A songficnovel Kyle and Stan's relationship from start to finish WITH AWESOME BACKROUND LYRICS! R&R SLASH!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Pick and Choose reviews
(RE-POST) Ryo must choose betweek Dee and...Read to find out who!
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004
Paper Lanterns reviews
A songfic- Stan is sad over his breakup with Kyle, Slash!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/17/2004
