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Abaddon Born(e) by Publiclee Speaking reviews
Two and a half well intentioned fools find themselves in the Worm Universe, gifted by Abaddon. In their attempts to save some, they may just doom all. SI based on the Worm CYOA Update Gimel.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 189 - Words: 1,032,632 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, OC
Reading: Olympian One Offs by Engineer4Ever reviews
The reading of how Naruto is the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! What crazy hijinks and other serious, funny, sad, and happy moments will the PJO cast read about with all these Naruto's coming out of the woodwork! Post BOO cast. Rated M for suggestive themes and language.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 198,927 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Naruto U.
Dragonball: RPG Rebirth by Klldarkness reviews
An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of superpowers, supervillains, and an ever-evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Super, Gamer. Extreme AU!) Not So Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 200,234 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/14/2017 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter and The Girl Who Tried by Kellar21 reviews
Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 277 - Published: 5/18 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Voice in the North by Umodin reviews
He was called Dragonborn once, and through trial and tribulation he lived up to that title. Seven years he had been the protector of Skyrim, only to die from a dagger to the belly by the hand of his good-brother. He hoped to feast in Sovngarde, but no, his Mistress had plans for him. Flung into the sandbox of the Princes, the now named Jon Snow knows not to spurn his second chance.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Nocturnal, Jon S., the three eyed raven
Marvel's Maelstrom by Pibbinator reviews
During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 337,865 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 7,536 - Follows: 7,997 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Exalted by Abel Sephaos reviews
When a being grown out of control threatens the very existence of the Sea of Souls, the Proprietor takes an extra step to stack the deck in his favor. Arisato Minato didn't know how to feel about the entire situation other than irritated.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 270,135 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Minato A./Makoto Y., T. Koneko
Watching the Future with Memories by Dareagon reviews
Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future (and trying to change it at the same time), the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories... *A watching the series fic* ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,182 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,817 - Follows: 9,076 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 250,210 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Raynare, OC, Azazel
Yoru - Gamer Between Dimensions by jordanvn reviews
When a boy wakes up in the world of Naruto with no memory of the past, foggy memories of the future, and a convenient Gamer-like ability so what's he to do? The only option is to get stronger and move forward. SI-ish. Mainly OC. Kind of AU. Plans for crossovers in the future. Please leave reviews! (I'll create a separate sequel to this story in the future.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 315,495 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
The Unwoven Threads of Fate by Diadru reviews
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 638,656 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Sasuke U., OC
The Game Of Scrolls by tombstone199998 reviews
Jon finds a ancient item and gains the powers of the gamer, join him as he goes on adventures and has fun for once. or a Jon snow the gamer story.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/10/2019 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Jon S.
Let's play Minecraft in a world of Swords and Spells by Minaly22 reviews
Dying from a heart attack when playing Minecraft was definitely not the way I thought I would die. Being reincarnated afterward was also not what I thought would happen. But I guess having another chance at life is a great thing! Now, how am I going to live in this world of Swords and Spells? (Minecraft Isekai!Gamer OC reincarnate into Fantasy World, generally slow fic.)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 96,497 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/8/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - OC, Enderman, Wolf
In Zod We Trust by PoolHero reviews
Come witness my rise to godhood, my legend. As I tear through obstacles, and bring down gods from their high places making them kneel before me. As I raze the very heavens, as I take my fate into my very own hands! DCEU transmigration reincarnation fic. Pseudo SI as Kryptonian.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 10/29/2018
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4853 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,554 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 9,105 - Follows: 9,497 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6886 - Favs: 8,316 - Follows: 7,746 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 14,779 - Follows: 13,904 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leviathan by DelayedInspiration reviews
In a final act of revenge, Kronos hurls Percy through time and space. Bereft of his age, memories, and Achilles Curse, Percy becomes the Number 1 Claymore. But like all Claymores...he Awakens. Now the Giant War is coming and Hera is missing her champion. When the Olympians finally find him, though...he isn't exactly the same. Awakened!Percy, Godlike!Percy, Insane!Percy.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,017 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
Team 'Just Wax Random Narwhals' by Kitsune-Dama reviews
"Well, I can now confidently say that Jaune Arc has the WORST LUCK I have ever seen! Hyperactive ginger pancake lover, gothic lolita with a weapon fetish, an ice cold heiress of the worlds wealthiest company, plus that other team with the blond bombshell, silent monk, black cat, and... Whatever Pyrrha is. And now books are falling from the sky! 'Dummies guide to Harems'... What?"
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 5/6/2017 - OC, Ruby R., Weiss S., Nora V.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,316 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 14,956 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Strange Gameplay for a Ninja by Champygnakx reviews
What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,372 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5339 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 8,933 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 6,468 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., J. Garson
Naruto: Dank Chronicles by MaraX6960 reviews
Minato had one dream. For his son to follow in his footsteps. Just not in the way everyone thought. Crackhead!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Quest for Cabbage, Power, Money and Women by NickTheHun reviews
Ending up as the 'Main Villain' was something I sadly have to take responsibility for. Since I hate angst I might as well wing it and have fun while gaming the system for Ultimate Cosmic Power! Eh? This wasn't my first reincarnation experience? I blame Zelretch... wait, am I Zelretch? P4/Sekirei/Konosuba/Multicross - Reincarnated Zelretch!Adachi Self Insert/P3FeMC/#01 Miya/Harem.
Crossover - Persona Series & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,308 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Female Protagonist, T. Adachi] K. Zelretch S., Souji S./Yuu N.
Reading: Sound of Madness by Engineer4Ever reviews
You know you love him, you know you hate him, you know he's totally nuts! It's Deadpo-Wait? It's not Deadpool? Oh, *Reads lines*, It's Naruto Uzumaki, son of Dionysus! And he's here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of C4. Watch as the cast of PJO reacts to this lunatic of hilarity and try to keep their minds intact. Enjoy! XD
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Naruto U., Dionysus, Percy J.
Grammar in Speech, in Speech by dakeyras reviews
Team 7 discusses the finer points of writing. Crack, but will make you a better author.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Pumping Up by JC of the Corn reviews
WROTE WHEN DRUNK, Jaune seeks extra training, how does he get it?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 699 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Serpent Sorcerer by T. Kareon reviews
Harry was Abandoned by his Family, hated by his relatives, forgot who he was and will becomes a so powerful that Voldemort would quiver in fear. This is a Harry is Kabuto.(no-slash)a harem. Grey Kabuto . Kabuto/Guren/Fem-Gaara/Non-Fan Girl-Karin/Fem-Naruto...Multi crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,644 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Kabuto Y.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 11,712 - Follows: 11,578 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,451 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 7,967 - Follows: 3,269 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,443 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
49 by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. Crack/Humor story. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. Harry/Bellatrix. HELLATRIX ONESHOT COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 388 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Monsters and Humans by Arawn D. Draven reviews
Abused and treated like a slave by his relatives, avoided by everyone else, Harry James Potter grows up hating Humans for treating him like a Freak. Knowing just how horrible people can be, is it a surprise that when he is given the opportunity to take his revenge, he takes it? Rated M for mature content such as gore (it's Hellsing after all), as well as abuse and child rape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,234 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Complete
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,603 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 1,422 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 20,390 - Follows: 7,889 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 820 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,566 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 7,718 - Follows: 5,122 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 6,055 - Follows: 5,705 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 15,088 - Follows: 7,468 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,648 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 12,801 - Follows: 12,328 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 14,773 - Follows: 3,975 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 9,114 - Follows: 3,483 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warlord by deconneur reviews
Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,279 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 11,127 - Follows: 10,279 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5488 - Favs: 8,403 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3897 - Favs: 16,930 - Follows: 7,125 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 736 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 1,164 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 1,909 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 6,206 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 962 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,856 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11287 - Favs: 21,137 - Follows: 7,202 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 1,336 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 9,005 - Follows: 2,505 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.