Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I'm not weird, just different. I'm not special, I just have something other's don't. And please don't look at me like I'm a genius because I really am not. "She's right, she's more of a baby in a teenagers body. She can't even eat a taco right." "Sammy, we agreed that we weren't going to talk about that! I told you that it wasn't my fault! The taco just dropped on your shoe after I nibbled on it!" "Those were new shoes, Izzy! You know that basketball season is a huge deal to me, and you just had to ruin the best part of it!" "You really sound like a girl right now!" "What?! How?!" "You love shoes more than I love Netflix. And that is a very big problem because only I can have that much love for the godly creation!" "First of all, Netflix is boring! They take the good movies and shows out. Second, shoes are everyone's fetish. Not even you can deny your collection of shoes!" "Why are you even here? You said you didn't want any part of this." "Part of what? Your fanfiction thang? I just wanted to come here and point out how much of an idiot you are." "Sammy, get out." "I'm gonna go plan revenge!" And that, ladies and probably more ladies—if you are male, welcome!—pretty much wraps me all up. I'm just a fun-loving idiot who writes in her spare time (though that time is very limited since her schedule is full of sleep and movies and junk food). I usually write pretty dark things because there is no light to shed. (OMG, I sounded so cool!) There's not much about me. Just an eighteen-year-old who wants to do something in life, rather than wait for her mom to drag her out of her lair (usually the lounge, but otherwise known as...THE BEDROOM AND TOILET!). Yeah, that's it. I saw that other authors were doing this profile thing and just wanted to do it. But Sammy here pranced along into the room and decided to have a large conversation with me of how stupid I was, so I kinda wanted to write it. So there ya go. WARNING! DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE A FREQUENT UPDATER! I SUCK AT REALITY, AND IT JUST CALLED. SAID THAT IT DIDN'T LIKE ME AND TO GET THE FUCK OUT. SO...NOT A LOT OF UPDATES. I REALLY LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS. WOW. THIS IS FUN. SAMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT REMOTE! NO—OWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME! CRAP, I'M ACTUALLY STILL TYPING...ooops. |
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