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"You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity claus."-Marx Brothers

Hi. Who are you; and why are you polluting this site with your existence?

"I'm the Goddamn Batman!"

On a more serious note, my name is Lemel Takk; I live in a city called Cincinnati, in the state of Ohio. (I'm You-Were-Snarked on deviantART.) I am a senior in high school. I spend my time drawing, writing, and watching cartoons. Joy!

Why am I here? I mostly just read and favorite fanfictions, but I will eventually post something of my own. UPDATE: Haha! I actually did. Now I'm actually a fanfiction writer. Sweeeeet.

Yeah, whatever floats your boat. So...What fandoms do you enjoy?

Let me see...Ah, I got it!

Comics/Cartoons/Anime:

Batman, Lenore, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Kim Possible; Ed, Edd n Eddy, Invader Zim, Chowder, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Justice League Unlimited, Duck Dodgers, Pokemon, Family Guy, Gravitation, Loveless, Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Flapjack, Ouran High School Host Club, Eerie Queerie, Filler Bunny, Digimon, BeetleJuice, the Magic School Bus, Darkwing Duck, Ducktails, Goof Troop,

TV Shows:

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; House, M.D; CSI: NY; Law and Order; Mythbusters; Big Bang Theory; Chuck; Mentalist; Medium; Mental

Movies

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman Returns, The Dark Knight, Sweeny Todd, The Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter, Disney Movies!

Books:

Alice In Wonderland, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, The Raven: a Poem, Winnie the Pooh, Firestarter, Fahrenheit 451, The Golden Compass, Sherlock Holmes,Harry Potter

Video Games:

Kingdom Hearts, Harvest Moon, Gutiar Hero, Pokmemon Games, Parrapa the Rapper

Note-these are only what I thought of off the top of my head, I have a lot of others that I like.

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Any who, what about pairings?

~"No, sir, I make it a rule of mine: the more it looks like Queer Street, the less I ask." ~

Batman

Joker/Batman, Harley/Ivy, Hatter/Scarecrow, Hatter/Alice, Hatter/OCs, Scarecrow/OCs, Ventriloquist/Scarface (Probably the weirdest of my Batman pairings, but it works...Don't judge me!), Ventriloquist/Rhino, Penguin/OCs

Kim Possible

D/S, Rokken, Kigo, Drakkim

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd/Eddy

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Grim/Adult Mandy, Nergal/Grim

Justice League Unlimited

Question/Huntress

Invader Zim

ZaDr, ZaGr, TaGr, DaDr, ZaMr

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jack/Sally, Oogie/Original, Jack/Oogie

The Hannibal Lector Books

Hannibal/Clarise

Alice In Wonderland

Adult Alice/Hatter

Winnie the Pooh

Rabbit/Tigger

Teen Titans

Raven/Starfire, Cyborg/Raven

Sweeny Todd

Sweeny/Lovetts

Harvest Moon

Original/Nami

House M.D.

House/Wilson

Camp Lazlo

Lazlo/Edward, Lumpus/Slinkman

Duck Dodgers

X-2/Martian Queen, Dodgers/X-2, Dodgers/Cadet, X-2/Cadet, Dodgers/Martian Queen

Foster's Home For Imaginary friends

Madame Foster/Funny Bunny, Frankie/Herriman

The Great Mouse Detective

Basil/Ratigan

Sherlock Holmes Stories

Holmes/Watson

South Park

Kyle/Cartman

Powerpuff Girls

Mojo Jojo/Blossom, Mojo Jojo/Him

Flapjack

Captain K'nuckles/HUMAN!Bubbie (Though I actually prefer leaving this fandom alone. My mind can't twist it as much...except for pedophillia, and I don't enjoy that.)

Lilo and Stitch

Lilo/Stitch, Jumba/Pleakly

Harry Potter

Snarry, HGDM

Darkwing Duck

Bushroot/Liquidator, Megavolt/QuackerJack, Morgana/Darkwing, Darkwing/Negaduck, Launchpad/Darkwing, Gizmoduck/Darkwing

DuckTales

McCrack (Scrooge McDuck/Fenton Crackshell), Magica de Spell/Scrooge McDuck

Are you a evil person that likes music? (I bet you are)

I enjoy music! When it comes to what I like, I have a diverse taste. Meaning? I like a little bit of everything. People have said it is hard to find songs for me, because of this fact. _

Anything Else?

"I'm not angry, just very very hurt..."~Marvin the Martian

Someone once told me these rules for writing:

1.) Rules are made to be broken-- But only on purpose.

2.) Clear writing demands clear thinking.

3.) Know your audience.

4.) Writers write, or in other words, writers who don't write are not writers.

5.) Write like yourself.

Nice rules, don't you think? I think my eighth grade teacher told me that...

Moving on-- Look out for me, and send me a message. I do adore talking to people online!

Bye bye!

~Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."~