(owned by kurai-sin and cloud9strife)Reasons I owe my FATHER:

1.He shows me how not to have fear

after watching chucky at twelve o'clock at night he pulls me out of my bed from my legs while im screaming bloody murder...all you can hear is his obnoxious laughter...i was five at the time

2. He shows me how to SHARE

my pillows are stolen from me and my food...i glare...and he gives a chesire smile

3.He shows me the meaning of consideration

its two o'clock in the morning and he calls my name over and over till i finally snap and say "WHAT?!" and he says "Hi"

4.He's always cheering me on the sidelines

im in the soccer field my dads yelling "RUN FASTER" and i say "I CANT", he replies "ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO RUN FASTER" he grabs his belt and starts to chase me around the soccer field " Oh so NOW you run!"

5. He has taught me trust

he asked me to open the closet door...i ask "Are you sure nothings gonna jump out?". He responds "would i lie to you?"

i open the door a bucket of cold water lands on me he laughs in the background

6.He showed me the meaning of love

its twelve at night..."Can you make me a sandwich?" i respond " no i have school tomorrow im sleepy." "you dont love your daddy?"

7.he taught me the meaning of hypocrisy

"Hey hand me the remote" "Its right next to you" "Thats why! Dont be lazy"

8. he showed me how to respect authority

he passes by a policeman and says "Oink Oink"

9.respect for other cultures

salesperson:"its twenty dollars"

my dad:"No mama me give you ten dolla".

me: " dad she speaks english"

my dad:"okay okay fi dollar, okay mama?"

10.and the most valuable life lesson...endurance

me: so let me get this straight...you woke me up at 5 in the morning so we can go bike riding for 5 miles and climb up a mountain for no reason? and you ask me if im okay?

my dad: yeah! =D

me: i can't feel my legs!