After the defeat of Hojo, Vincent pays a final visit to Lucrecia who makes him promise her that he will start living life to its fullest. He finds the support he needs from a young ninja who is more like him than he thinks. Yuffentine, some CloTi others

At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...

Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

A series of connected oneshots that look at the strange relationship shared by Vincent and Yuffie.

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti

She may have the power of word binding as effects of the god abilities given to her, but he has the power to control her without needing it.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

"-no matter what happens you'll always have me. I'll always be here for anything you need." Sorry, I had to delete this and Re-post it because of some errors with my account...

Being a bartender, Tifa is used to being a friendly ear for people in need. One evening she is surprised to find that includes two dear friends. How far can she go to help them? Could it be that someone is looking out for her as well? Set post DoC.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.

An altered flight path causes the Turks to find Zack and Cloud before the army does, but don't think things'll be perfect just because Zack's still alive. The Turks have their own problems to contend with, and let's not forget about Sephiroth and Deepground. Runs from the end of CC to where AC would have ended. Pairings mostly canon. Everything changed when Reno sneezed...

Banished to Earth in hopes that he might learn the same lesson Thor had, Loki meets Queen Elsa of Arendelle. But how can two creatures of ice possibly hope to warm the other's heart?

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Very loosely based on the fairytale. Set in an AU FFVII world, Yuffie is forced to go to Nibelheim’s dark mansion as a servant to its mysterious owner. Yuffie being Yuffie, we all know that nothing will stand in her way, servant or not!

Steve Rogers often wondered, why of of all the six year old girls on the planet, Loki had to get attached to his?

Sephiroth and the Remnants have just come back from the lifestream... as children. Chaos ensues, pun intended, as Vincent is thrust into the role of Daddy to the previously-evil-and-insane kids. Will he survive? No.

WWE Superstars and Divas chat on MSN... What kind of random stuff will they talk about?

We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

It has been several weeks since Vincent Valentine won the battle with the Omega WEAPON. Now, he's ready to start his brand new life with Yuffie Kisaragi at his aid. But, unknown to him, she harbors strong feelings for him...

Sakura is sexually frustrated with Sasuke so she takes it out on the guy who's been pursuing her all along, Kiba. An AU what-if scenario from the story, In Finis.

Sophie Hatter: the only girl who had ever stayed in his presence longer than a week and not fallen hat over in heels in love with him. But when Howl decides to speed up the process . . . Chaos and hilarity ensue in this quick-paced story. COMPLETE

Hibari Angry Birds ? WARNING: REALLY BAD HUMOR. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Title may change...?

Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?

All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU

Sequel to 'One Big Happy Family: Varia'. Old man Nezu is getting on your nerves again, and now the Varia are not willing to help you. You turn to your only help...? What could possibly go wrong? Might have spoke too soon... Rated T for...horrible pranks?

Life on the run is bad. Very bad. So, just what did Sakura get herself into? Oh, wait a minute! She didn't get herself into anything! It was those Uchiha brothers who kidnapped her in the first place!

Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"

Natasha and Pepper have some girl talk before they go to bed at Tony's sleepover. Instead of going to bed, the boys prepare for battle. Tony's sharpie skills come into question, Natasha has a secret, Clint likes to eavesdrop in the vents, Loki gets into mischief and, boy, does Fury have his hands full. Kid!Avengers. Stony sprinkles.

Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

The daily trials and tribulations of Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart as they attempt to raise two kids with the "help" of their nutty friends

Of their beauty and grace, we truly know all. They can be lithe and humble, or stand proud and tall. But what happens when the wise of us answer the call? Their tales will unravel, the Sues will all fall. Parody fic. Made for fun. K for slight violence.

One-Shot. Erik's first glimpse of Christine as a child. Short and Sweet.

Erik and Raoul friends? It could happen... Some complete silliness to follow A Change Is As Good As A Rest.

What would happen to the ninja in Konoha if one day they woke up and they were the opposite gender! Who did this to them? Why are only Konoha ninja involved? Who knows?

Kabuto had always been the smarter villain. Always. So it shouldn't have surprised either Naruto or Sasuke that he'd use Sakura as bait to get to them. But they were surprised. And they were going to get their teammate back. No matter the circumstances.

Oh what's in a name? Plenty! please read everyone knows I suck at summaries. Oh and review too!

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Yuffie's running from...well, just about everybody. But there are some things in life you just can't run from. And Vincent Valentine is one of them. Gradual Yuffentine. Rated mainly for language.

Gaara tries to figure out how to build a bond with his brother. Since he doesn't know what to do, it's all guesswork, and he's not sure how Kankuro will respond. Post Sasuke Retrieval Arc.

Perhaps he should have expected this. With all the hysteria about witches and the Devil, why would a nation be exempt from this suspicion?

Damon meets, well, gets attacked by his "fang girls". And calls Stefan. COMPLETE

Just an assortment of one-shots. Sorry can't think of a better summary at the moment. Humor/Parody

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

"I think...I think I need your help." Because I'm not strong enough to do this alone. Confronting someone else is hard enough on it's own. But confronting yourself is even worse.

All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

V-day special. Yuffie can't stop thinking about that one sentence, and in the end, she makes an important decision without knowing what might come out of it.

Ninjas? Nah! Let's change that to vampire hunters! Massacred Uchiha clan? No way! Let's undo that! And annoying fangirl Sakura? Ho-ho! Let's keep the annoying but make her the Uchiha's fiancee! It's Naruto . . . but it's also to our liking.

Never aim a gun at something you don't intend to kill... Series of related and unrelated drabbles on wartime, and her glaring presence in the lives of the nations. Chapter 6: Shrinking. On hiatus.

AU. At Konoha Directions Academy, Akatsuki is the most feared group. So when Sakura Haruno's five best friends dare her to infiltrate Akatsuki, she accepts. But what happens when she starts to fall for them? AkatSaku, minor others.

As Kazekage Gaara knows he has many difficult decisions to face while he holds the position. To cut off support to a few villages on the Wind Country's border... How can he make such a decision if it goes against every he stands for as Kazekage? oneshot

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki

Original idea from Aagwa-sama. The Konoha Rookies 12 are the hottest group around. Pop, rap, techno, rock, they've got it all! The enemies? Oh yes. And after all that? They step up onto the stage and make music!

Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...

-In which, Kabuto-maru can't control his army… "No, my idiot son! We are not after you anymore! We are trying to matchmake your teammates together!" "On my god! Really? Can I help?" Sasuke and Sakura just can't seem to find help anywhere!

Naruto and Hinata's wedding… It's just like everyone else's except the girls are wearing tuxedoes and the men are wearing dresses! Now, how did the guys agree to this? And how did Sakura stop Sasuke from invading Konoha during this?

Myrnin's hyped up on his crystal meds. Entirely crack. Do not take this seriously if you have a strong liking for story lines being similar to the books. Rated T for naughty Myrnin language... for shame. - I am Flying Penguinz and I approve this message.

After being returned to life, Gaara faces the implications of his thoughts during death and realizes that what he was searching for was by him all along. Gaara and Kankuro brotherly love fic.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.

It's been done a million times, but who would ever send Tifa Lockhart back to stop the end? "This time Cloud… I'll protect you." Time-Travel fic- TifaXSeph, CloudXZackXAeris, hints of Cloti, Clack and Vinti, with a side serving of Yuffentine.

Sakura sleeps naked and Sasuke approves.

The Seven Deadly Sins, Naruto style. Chapter 4 is up and Chapter5 is coming soon.

Sasuke comes home to a very horny Sakura. A neck tie, a rope, and red, lacy lingerie. Are you ready?

The soldier who's rumored to run on clockwork. However, ever since he lays eyes on a beautiful crimson-haired maiden, his life is changed, if not, forever. Flippy/Fliqpy x Flaky 100 Sentences -50 Sentences in each chapter, M-rated in ch.2 for... you know-

A series of one-shots showing why Cloud is as dense as a cloud. Mostly crackfics.:D

'You' are now in the Varia. A wine addict, violent dad, a fangirling mom, a loud bodyguard, a sadistic princely brother, a moneyface sister, a cute younger brother and a 'invisible' butler. What else could go wrong? Rated T for a little swearing.

Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.

Sophie can be summed up in these words- dull, boring, "plain-Jane". She is afraid to take risks, and has never been the same since her father died. But that all changes when this mysterious and handsome boy saves her and opens up her eyes to the world.

Kushina has always been hopelessly in love with one classmate but when a mysterious and persistant golden boy starts bunking with her, she finds herself caught in middle of the most intricate love web she never could have imagined.

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.

Itachi has a headache and it seems like no one realizes it. But a lack of greeting is all it takes for someone to notice.

Cloti oneshot, post AC. Cloud and Tifa are taste-testing some microbrews that local breweries want to sell to the bar, and as a result they get very, very drunk. Hilarity ensues.

Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...

Deidara and Itachi didn't hate each other. They just…opted to stay away from one another as much as possible. And it wasn't possible that morning. But then Itachi did the unexpected.

Deidara has a BIG problem and he comes to realize that band-aids can't solve everything. Luckily he has such great friends to point it out. Modern AU

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.

They wanted her to come back...but he wanted her back most of all.

I always thought these kind of things would always happen to the other people. Not me. I was too normal,too- human for that. I knew I was playing with fire. But for some reason, I couldn't stop. He didn't let me stop. Damon/OC

Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.

Hidan's boredom leads to a fit of anger and Deidara was just trying to take over the world. Who knew cellular devices could lead to so much trouble?

Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D

Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!

Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.

Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-

"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.

They really wanted to finish the castle; they really did. If only Salazar would stop picking fights with Godric. Stupid children. Crack.

The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!

Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?

Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.

A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.

There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!

What would happen if Vincent develops a desire for... Marlene Wallace? Would it be wrong for him to make love with her? Inspired by authors Alma Heart and Death's Herald in doing this one. M for good reasons...

Trying to order a pizza in a taxi crowded with ten people was a bad idea to start with. AU

Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand

And so they rested together, in their own little world, safe from whoever wished to harm them. human!Cheshire/Alice, slight Madness Returns spoilers for the ending

Where butterflies should never die; but did anyway- where Alice disappears and Chesh is left with only a blue butterfly as his memory. Rated T to be safe, please ignroe any grammatical/structural errors I will edit soon ;;

After Kevin's garage is burned down, he's in desperate need of a place to stay, and the Tennyson home is JUST that place. Oh, God, this could end quite badly... SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS. Rated T for safety. Contains Kevin being stupid and GWEVIN!

Alice taking tea in Dreamland. Quite simple, quaint and all together an ordinary activity. But there's a catch; she's having it with a cat who still won't stop speaking in riddles. At least to her, anyways.…rated to T for slight suggestive language

-In which, "Since you two are gay—" "WE ARE NOT!" "—Hinata-chan and I have decided to wing it!" "Huh?" "We're dating now." "WHAT?" Why in the world was this happening? The sky wasn't falling, so why?

Short drabble of cheshxalice, where Chesh wishes for something. Rated T to be safe ;

"Only for you, Alice…only for you…" Then everything faded into black, and the cat's last defiant thought faded with him. My own version of how it all ends.

Another short cheshxalice drabble fic, enjoy. No spoilers really, inspired by Alice floating in the videogame Alice Madness Returns and an encounter with Chesh ; rated T, to be safe, might be considered K

Short CheshxAlice drabble fic, based off event Alice Madness Returns. BY THE WAY- DRABBLES LIKE THIS ONE CONTAIN SLIGHT SPOILERS OF ALICE MADNESS RETURNS, ONLY READ IF YOU DON'T MIND SPOILERS!

Alice isn't going to live forever... Madness Returns fic, slight human!CheshirexAlice

When the eyepots are swarming all around you, it's hard to avoid injury. Madness Returns fic, human!Cheshire/Alice.

Cloud Strife contemplates what it's like to have an actual family. Fluff.

What happens when Chesh wants to play a game? A finding game...Short drabble fic for my friend, CheshxAlice pairing.

Bel and Mammon were alone in the Varia mansion one day. They seems to have found out something surprising about what Xanxus and Squalo have in their possesions. NO PAIRINGS...Sorry! -bows-

Lunch can't get any worse than breakfast...can it? Sort of sequel to 'Ohaiyo'

Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.

Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto attempts to find out what does Reborn look like in his adult form. Again...no pairings...Sorry!

As Naruto searches for a way to improve his chakra control, he stumbles upon a fact that nobody else has ever studied. Chakra has two parts. As he splits his chakra strange stones begin to react to his spiritual half. What has he stumbled upon?

A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.

A bunch of little stories based on those "A friend will but a best friend will " quotes. Mostly featuring the first class trio: Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal but there'll be others too. NO YAOI! Rated T to be safe.

"Happy Green Day!" "Zetsu? What are you talking about? And where did all these plants come from?" "I told you eating people makes you insane!" "As if the split personality wasn't a big enough hint!" Rated T for mild coarse language. Enjoy.

Kisame respectfully observes his partner's morning routine, determining whether this would be a good day or a bad day - COMPLETE.

In the dark of the night, muses and characters alike gather to plot to overthrow the evil authors keeping them in thrall and rule their own destinies… or get them to update. One or the other.

One-shot. Obito decides to prank Fugaku... and he happens to see something interesting.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Yuffie has stolen Vincent's laptop. She can't use it, however, because the butthead managed to protect it with a fortified password. The fact that he even knows how to do this impresses Yuffie indefinitely. The Avalanche ladies try to crack the code.

Naruto had an imaginary friend, a man who was like the sun. That's how it all began. And this is how it ends. ("prometheus" is a side-story to this one!)

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Another fic oriented around Gaara's facial hair; only this time, it doesn't involve his eyebrows. "Beards just aren't threatening on the Kazekage. At all." A sand-sibs one-shot.

DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...

The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.

If only he'd just give it.

Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.

In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.

He just happened to be on his way past the office when he heard it. At first it sounded like a normal check up, though of course who would do that in their office and not an examining room, this didn't cross his mind until later. Non-massacre :3

Naruto stumbles upon Gaara's quirks and habits and teasing ensues, and both realize that even without their bijuus as their common ground, they are more similar than they think. Set at the end of the Kazekage Rescue arc.

How many rules/regulations were broken by, or instated because of, Zack Fair? Quite a few, actually.

All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...

There is only one thing in the world that Gaara agrees with Shukaku on. Their mutual hatred of paperwork...

The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.

Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.

Yuffie is forced to get married to someone she doesn't love, she doesn't have any choice. Just like she doesn't choose to fall in love with Vincent either. So how is this gonna play out? Badly, that's how. A Yuffentine, with a fair few complications.

A quick look into the lives of Ludwig and Gilbert Beilschmidt, with all their stupid daily routines, bickering and staring contests uncensored. Collection of oneshots ;P Thanks to Superspacemonkey on Deviantart for the cover picture ( :D

Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.

"Go shove your face between a hungry Naruto and a bowl of ramen, you prick." At the time, marrying her had seemed like a good idea. Now Shikamaru was wondering what exactly he had gotten himself into. Birthday fic for Cream-Dream17!

What dire enemy could possibly be holding Germany and Italy hostage in a bathroom? Well, here's a clue: it has eight legs, and rhymes with schmider. Slight Ger/Ita, guest appearances from other 'helpful' nations. Possible crack.

One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.

Because nobody messed with Deidara's spicy tuna, and he'd be damned before he let some little pink haired kunoichi become the exception to that. Request from shark-demon-luv.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Sakura is wanted by an S-class criminal, well isn't that nice? And Sasuke decided to come back to the village, great. Could things get more complicated? Why yes, yes they can.

In their free time, Hidan, Deidara and Sasori are playing tic-tac-toe. Hilarity ensues. Drabble, one shot.

Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.

'I had two options: ask him outright for the cape, or simply keep going along as if the cape stealing idea had never popped into my head.' What's a ninja to do when she can't get her hands on the thing she wants most? Steal, of course!

The Highwind is not the most conducive environment for great writing, so it's fortunate that our friend is probably just dreaming his tale. Vicious sarcasm, irony and dark humour ahoy, along with misunderstandings aplenty and an overuse of adverbs.

At the end of Dirge of Cerberus, Yuffie is sucked into the Narutoverse, where she finds a beaten and bloodied kid lying face-down in a gutter. Healing the young boy, she takes him under her wing. Result: Naruto's gonna be crazier than normal. NOT Nar/Yuf

"Who are you?" was the only thing that Sakura could say. "Well, the answer to that my dear is quite simple. I am You."

Sasuke and Naruto have a message to deliver to the Sand Sibs. But even just getting the door answered is a task for the Sand Trio! K b/c of one swear word, this is totally pointless : Enjoy!

And this is how Sasuke proves it with an e-mail.

Why Genesis picks up his phone on the very first ring. Crackfic.

Everybody has their guilty pleasures...

-Temari, Gaara- Three times Temari was proud to be Gaara's sister. Spoilers for 516.

Ninja's may be able to kick butt, save lives and protect villages...but can they plan and throw a successful party? The end...who will win in all?

"Love? I'm afraid I have no idea what that is." "Y-You don't know what love is?" "No. Will you show me?"

Sasuke thinks he's mentally insane. Itachi says this is a very near thing with all shinobi and completely normal. Sasuke isn't sure it's a good idea to be listening to the dead brother who inexplicably decided to come back. DROPPED

The Sequel to Roomates! Cloud, Zack, Tifa and Aerith finally have made their house a home! And now they are the hosts to what they consider to be the best New Year's Eve party ever! Every guest may as well check their keys at the door.Rated M Cloti/Zerith

I belong to a branch of the Covenant called the Dead. We are an elite section of the Covenant who specialize in accuracy, stealth and the killing of vampires. They thrive on Blood. As do I. My name is Sasuke Uchiha. Language, violence and lemons

"Hey, Cloud! I finally figured out why you're my best friend in the whole wide world!" Zack proves why Cloud Strife is his best friend in the whole wide world. Crackfic.

A collection of stories that picks up right after the epilogue of Sinnatious' The Fifth Act. It will focus more on the interaction of Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Genesis, Angeal and Kunsel also his 'nephew'. This is Gen, at least for now ;P

"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.

Bad things happen when Genesis Rhapsodos is bored…and drunk. And to make matters worse, Reno was the cause of it. Now both redheads are crashed in Sephiroth's office, drunk and obnoxious. Zack comes at the wrong time and is stuck watching them with him.

Set in Midnight Alley when Myrnin is locked in the cage Amelie put him in for Claire's safety.

Naruto meet Vincent. Chaos meet Kyuubi.

With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?

Grown up now, Naruto and Sasuke cross paths. Something clicks in Naruto's brain in realization. Written quickly, rated T for language be warned Sorry, I suck at summaries.

"Why don't any of us look alike?"

Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.

Vincent Valentine returns home to find the most unpleasant of surprises from his good friends from Wutai...

Kyouya's father tries to get Haruhi and Kyouya together, but that is the LEAST of their problems. M rated for later chapters. "Haruhi…you should know that anything I do to you should always make you uncomfortable."

He's small. And watching him, Temari can't understand how she never noticed it before.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Zack tries to pass on his knowledge of the Cactuar Dance to his favorite Chocobo Head. Oh, Zack...

"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."

When Zack manages to steal quite a few of the SOLDIERs' fangirls, they see who can win back more than the other two.

It's Sasuke's birthday. Madara is feeling happy, so he gives Sasuke a gift. "You have a few hours to go back in time whenever you want to." Oneshot, crack. Orochimaru never knew what hit him.

One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive

Naruto's mission? Prove the Harem no Jutsu unbeatable. His target? Sabaku no Gaara, Godaime Kazekage.

The girls are marked for murder. The boys are paid protectors. And the only way to keep them safe is to lie But can they keep up the facade? They must choose: either their lives, or their love. Which must sacrifice? One Life, One love...One World 3

Sephiroth will never be able to look at Genesis and Angeal or raspberries with out laughing again. I'm horrible with summaries

Sakura was usually so good with directions…at least she thought so until she ended up in the middle of Akatsuki territory. Now she’s surrounded by eight handsome men who want more than just the feisty Haruno’s medical abilities… SakuraxAkatsuki

The sixteen-year-old immediately glowered at the idiot for being so dense. "Because," she flailed, "He'll rape me! Look! He even has the whistle and everything so I can't even alert you guys when it's happening!" Various Pairings. Team Seven. Drabbles.

She is a bird, and he is her cage. It isn't a bad thing. Yuffentine oneshot in celebration of a landmark.

"Why so nervous, Vinnie?" she questioned somewhat innocently, attempting to hide the laughter in her voice. Yuffentine drabble.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Out of potions, out of magic. Sometimes, a leader has to make tough choices for his party. Cloud/Barret/RedXIII crackfic none-yaoi . Set during FF7.

After agreeing to an arranged marriage and unexpectedly falling in love, Yuffie is devastated when she loses her husband. It's Vincent's turn to help someone move on. Y/OC eventual Y/V.

Marlene asks Tifa to help her out with her homework. "Where does Cloud fit in the family tree?" Something for the Cloti fans.:

What Marlene writes about when she writes about love.

Coming off book 7 Fade Out Kinda a spoiler, but not much :D pretty funny.

“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.

Are you an angel? No, Naruto, I’m not. Not even close. But I’ll protect you anyway. Minato!Naruto fic.

Kakashi has met many new teams. Two stand out particularly - each comprised of genin; each with a genius, a loudmouth and a fangirl; each he was reluctant to meet, let alone join. The similarities are startling. Drabble.

Welcome, residents of Gaia, to ShinRa’s honest and factual Introduction to Life in these Hard Times. In this document, we outline the major elements of ShinRa, the enemies to look out for, and provide a guide to understanding ShinRa and your role in it.

What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?

Even Gaara had his good days. And those were the days Temari feared the most.

This wasn't a date," he said, responding before he could question the fact that she was wearing a dress. "Was it?"

Two times in his life Jiraiya had come close to dying. First time when Tsunade caught him peeping on her, second time during his three-years training trip with Naruto. But Jiraiya never admitted how did it really happen.

In the not so peaceful village of Konohagakure someone had to take the calls that would save people's lives.

Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.

Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.

Be careful with your wishes, they might come true, as Naruto found out right after he became Hokage.

Sometimes it pays off to use your brain. Even though thinking hurts.

When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.

If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.

Young Tsunade gets fed up with being called Flat-chested and decides to take action. Rating for safety.

Temari-centric. Which is worse: the monster under the bed, or the monster wearing a familiar face?

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.

SPAMFIC. Naruto learns the only genjutsu technique the Toad sages can teach to their human pupils, and he decides that it's powerful enough to get Sasuke back with

Zack attempts to save Sephiroth from himself and turns the General's world upsidedown. Ch 24: Paranormal paranoia, served with rumor and a hint of extortion.

This is what happens when Shisui, Sasuke and Itachi are left to their own devices in making a gingerbread house. Mikoto really should have known better. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for dd and CC*

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

She scratched his motorcycle. He demands 3 thousand. She refuses. He slaves her. 100 days of torture. Or paradise? Senior year is going to be different. SASUSAKU. Review!

Shikamaru has fallen asleep in class again and Kakashi thinks it's about time he teaches the lazy Nara a lesson. The hard way. Rated T for language.

Shikamaru asks for Gaara's permission to marry Temari.

Damon's bored so he reads a book he found in Stefan's room. He's not impressed. Damon;Minor Stefan, OOC

"Kyouya, I believe it's about time you and your wife gave me a grandchild." Haruhi loooks back on a rather embarrassing interaction with her father-in-law, and muses on the consequences of their actions. KyoHaru.

Tired of living & full of questions, Hidan stumbles upon a verse that will take him through an unexpected journey. Hidan/Shikamaru/Temari/Kakuzu

Gen. There was a wedge of light cutting through the darkness, the fine granulations of dust floating in the air. A simple thing brings out too much regret. Gaara and Temari. Oneshot. Takes place just before the Shippuden timeskip.

-"I figured the next thing I'd do was get some piercings." Rin watched Haru blankly for a moment. She laughed. "Your logic is amusing!" The stories of how Haru got his individual piercings.

He wouldn't admit it, when she clearly saw the red glow highlighted under his covered face. She tried over and over again to get the truth out of him, when she came to one conclusion: "I Sakura Haruno, will make Itachi Uchiha blush" rated T

When Gaara lost Shukaku, he didn't lose the ultimate defense. It just changed forms. Brotherish oneshot.

Every girl knows the wedding rhyme "something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue" Everyone except Haruhi. She's almost ready but she's missing one final thing. Who better to provide her with something than her future father in law?

Itachi enters the dark room, ready and willing to kill his brother. How will this all end? Please note, this is not an action story. This is a humorous one-shot.

He had defeated Sephiroth twice and saved the world, but shopping with a six-year-old was trouble. Big trouble.

Uchiha Sasuke, professional assassin, known to kill victims in the blink of an eye without a trace of emotion. And he's never failed his reputation. But what if the target he's supposed to kill, is the woman he's fallen in love with? SasuSaku NaruHina

I didn’t know when I was in front of the study, but I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard my dad’s voice.

A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin

COMPLETE. Tifa's birthday is coming up and Cloud doesn't have any idea on what to get her. He decides to peek into her diary and finds out things he never intended to know. #33 of the 50 PROMPTS challenge Investigate. CloTi. Read & review please

Reno discovers just how protective Cloud can be. *One Shot*

Who ever thought that raising a child was easy? Haruhi and Kyouya both thought so at the start but then...let's just say they changed their minds.

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

Itachi meets his little brother for the first time. Utterly pointless Uchiha family fluff.

-"How I adore that fire of yours," he quivered slightly against her mouth. She could feel the tendril of hair between them caressing her forehead while his breath left a heady scent that seemed to warm her from head to toe. - VergilxLady - Oneshot!

UPDATE CH.3!Kazu never realises how much he needs Emily until he stands a chance of losing her.But Emily would never leave him...would she? Kazu/Emily, M because its Air Gear

An old year closes, a new one begins. The past pays a visit to Tifa's bar and drinks a few too many. Is he merely an aberration of a troubled mind, or something more? Very slight Tifa/Sephiroth. Another flailing attempt at a one-shot. Happy New Year!

Why does this keep happening? I don't mean to break them. Stupid alarm clocks. I can't stand them.

What if? What if something didn’t happen? What if I did something this way instead? What if? This is a question people ask often. Well my question is, what if Itachi hadn’t killed his family? How would Sasuke, and everything around him be different?

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Simply Hatake Kakashi. Spoilers for Chapter 425.

There must be something freeing about completely disregarding logic, for he has never met anyone so free and as illogical as Yuffie. Yuffentine.

Tifa/Sephiroth. Tifa, now lonely and desperate for some company and action somehow triggers the awakening of Sephiroth for a third time. Whole summary inside. - on long hiatus -

Oneshot. Bored out of their minds from watching a cheesy romance movie on television, Sephiroth and Zack discuss their views on love.

Come back with me. Please. Yuffie didn't want to return to Wutai without Vincent. Especially with Godo having to go through heart bypass surgery. Vincent/Yuffie romance. No epilogue needed. Nominated for Best Completed Chaptered fic in GA.

What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku

To be, or not to be; was that The Question? Hah. How crude it was, to ask a Nobody such a thing. It wasn't like there was a choice in the matter. Perhaps, if there was... Saïx one-shot.

Giftfic for RenzokukenZ. So, Chaos and Renzo's demon decided to have a little fun with an unsuspecting band member. The things that can happen in the lifestream.

Uchiha Sasuke has met his doom. Meet Haruno Sakura, one crazy woman who will make Sasuke's heart beat fast. [sasusaku][slightly crack]

Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'

Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.

He still walked around in a moth-eaten cloak from an era and a half ago. Yuffie contemplates marriage. Yuffentine.

In which Vincent learns that you are responsible for the things you pick up, and in which Cloud tells someone to stop angsting. Kweh.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Sora convinces Cloud to teach him the Omnislash! What could possibly go wrong? UPDATE! Chap 2: An omake about a dummy.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Vincent finds himself in a Junon jail cell with Yuffie and a very hungry man. Their bail is up in the range of around nine digits or so, and no salvation is in sight. What happened? -Winner of Humor Category for 2008 Genesis Awards-

Post Ep.81 The Invasion of Konoha was a failure, now they must pay for it. Imprisoned, injured and separated, Temari and Kankurou must learn to rely on the person they feared the most, in order to make it home.

This is what happens when Itachi and Sasuke meet and Itachi has changed.....alot. Very funny to me and my friend.

Gaara, having been locked out of the hotel and in search of the siblings who hold the key to their rooms, discovers that he does not like clowns at all.

Another morning of hell for Kyouya Ootori, another struggle to fight sleep and the demon within. Luckily, help comes toddling in.

The Sand Siblings and clothing. That’s about as introspective as their family gets. drabble

Or 'How to Shut Yuffie up' even if its just for a minute... Yuffentine! !COMPLETE!

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

SasuSaku. Sequel to 'The Anagram Proposal'. Sakura could be just as creative as him in announcing her pregnancy. Just watch Uchiha, just watch.

Sasuke had to be different. Proposing in a romantic setting was just so...ugh, cliche. So he'd do it in an anagram, 'cause he was just clever like that.

Tifa is put to the test when she is forced to team up with her previous enemy, Sephiroth, and convince him that the dying planet is worth saving. Little do they know of what is to come, for they face the greatest foe of all: fate.

For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!

Konoha's finest reach Chuunin.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

[Yuffentine] [Post DoC] When Yuffie thinks that the one she loves is dead, she is proved wrong when he comes back. And this is her only chance to speak her mind...

Everything changes after the Sand Siblings' first mission to Konoha.

Deidara and Itachi are out of hair gel and Zetsu, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu are watching the Rockets vs Warriors game. Crisis ensues, and they go to WalMart. T for language, OOC characters

Sandsib fic. A peek into a sacred time of the day for Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Spoilers up till the Rescue Gaara arc.

COMPLETE: Kakashi overhears a conversation between Team 7 that will scar him for a while. Rated T for the many sexual innuendos.

It's Yuffie's birthday, and Vincent has lately been somewhat overwhelmed with a giftgiving spirit. Problem is... Vincent has no idea what Yuffie likes. K for Barret. 'Nuff said. Yuffentine fluff abound!

AKA Having a conversation without words. Oneshot, Humour eventually, slight implied Cloti. Please Review!

Oneshot. Why has Cloud stopped looking to the sky for inspiration? Humour.

When they viewed up to their new leader, they did so with fear not with glowing pride.

Kankuro is left to care for Gaara after an operation when Lee comes to visit.

Oneshot. What happened to Kadaj and his brothers immediately following the events of Advent Children. Just cute and fluffy. XD

Young Gaara asks his brother a simple question. What he gets is a not so simple response.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

Kyouya wonders why Haruhi married him...

What happened after? the epilogue of Grace and Gravity. [nonbiased critiques and reviews welcomed][Completed][3rd]

Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro

Vincent wanted very little after Meteor, just to pass into quiet obscurity. Unfortunately fate seldom relinquishes its favorite chewtoy, and he will find himself embroiled in the affairs of a country on the brink of civil war. Ain't life grand? VY

Yuffie comes to wish a certain exTurk a happy Valentine's Day. VinxYuff.

Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika

Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.

“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]

When Cid spikes the punch, things happen. Possible OOC due to drunkenness. Rated for strong language.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.

An ExTurk, a teenage ninja, a rainy day. What's to be done when your roomate won't let you nap?

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

Yuffentine! Vincent gets attacked by a strange, pink, sparkly, lemonscented bug, and the results are bizarre AND fluffy! It's not a lemon, just lemonscented, meaning it only IMPLIES there is a lemon, not actually SHOWS.

Sasuke accidentally drank a bottle of truth serum. Now he has to tell the truth! What will he answer when Sakura decides to ask him a few questions? // SasuSaku. // Short little Oneshot.

Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.

In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.

A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.

Kankurou and Temari wake up one morning after an arguement with Gaara and discover that their younger brother has been babyfied. (One shot)

Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.

Kankurou wins Gaara an old, but cherished possession.

One shot. Yuffie reads a book about palm reading and wants to try out her skill. Unfortunately, the first person she meets is Vincent. (light humour)

Sequel to Tequila Mockingbird! Obvously, it's a Yuffentine, and a Tifa/Sephiroth. The pairing aren't all that hidden anymore. Part three, and a longer chapter...

Five years have passed since meteor, and Tifa is bored and lonely. That is until an unlikely person comes along. TifaSephiroth Complete

OLD. YV. AU. When a demon begins to terrorise the village of Wutai, the frightened townsfolk try to appease it the old fashioned way. Yuffie is sacrificed to Chaos and taken to its lair. Can she survive the demon?

Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.

{Post Game Yuffentine} Yuffie decided to drag Vincent from his coffin and back to Kalm. Complete! Short chapter, mainly for leading into the sequel.