Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Slavery takes on many forms- enslavement of the mind, bondage of the body and subjugation of the will. In a time when flesh is sold for money, free will is a luxury that only the rich may enjoy. Harem AU, UKUS.

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

Alfred doesn't like his English teacher. It doesn't take long for him to realise why. One-shot/drabble, prompt based.

A collection of drabbles, requests and gift fics based inside and out of the "You Were So Small" and "Never Your Hero" universe. Multiple characters, time periods, historical events and scenarios. Ratings and pairings will change accordingly. G-M rating **Cover Art by Pie** -New Fic: "Eternal Star", Greek Mythology!USUK

"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.

They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.

Arthur loves America, the delusional and overly sweet super-power. He also loves Allen, the embodiment of everything dark and twisted in Arthur's small world. But most of all, Arthur loves Alfred, his little brother, the boy who hides behind history and rage.

There has always been an evil presence linked to every nation who ever existed. Many are content to merely whisper into their ears and watch the havoc from the sidelines. Until now. One has broken free from its constraints in Hell and taken over its country's form. But the change is only temporary. It needs to seal a bond with another in order to remain on Earth. [USUK]

What do you do when you've made a promise you can't keep? USUK Omegaverse

Mister Kirkland starts a new school year, with new students. He finds it peculiar to have a class that contains two students with the same name; Alfred F. Jones, and Al L. Jones. Both loathe each other something furious, but, then again, this isn't about Alfred and Al; it's about Al and Mister Kirkland, who find batshit crazy love after Al gave his 'Teach' a blowjob. What bullshit.

America is kidnapped by a demon who plans to make him his bride. England, with the help of the fellow nations, embark on a quest to rescue him before it is too late and he is trapped in Hell forever. Rated M for possible saucy content in future chapters. Pairings inside.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Two lonely people have no more in their lives than a cat and their careers. Yet when the lake house calls to them, they each find an unexpected letter from the other. A blooming romance forms by words. The only thing that is separating them is time. One is from 2006, and the other from 2004. Can love last under the frail time? [Based upon The Lake House script] [USUK] [Human AU]

Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.

Divorce attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new client, Alfred Jones. Things heat up between them quickly, but can they get their heads out of their behinds long enough to actually talk to each other? UKUS hooray! HOORAY, I SAY.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)

Alfred is a nothing but a wild submissive with a blog. With no master to speak of, he mostly just browses the message logs for other people's stories despite having none to offer himself. Well, he has plenty to offer now... Warnings vary by chapter. Dom/sub, BDSM, bondage AU RusAme slash

When two worlds collide, it is inevitable that things will change, and that that change might not always be good. Matt struggles with the way he's always been and Matthew struggles with what he is becoming. The worst time to try and create something other is when you are not yet sure of yourself. 1p2p Canada and 1p2p America.

"You might not be into men, but you're into America, aren't you?" His breath was hot on her ear and she shivered, "And it just so happens that I am America." 2P!America x Fem!Canada drabble

Alfred and Matthew's Dad eats people, but hey, at least he attends most PTA meetings. 2P!Spider!Arthur.

500 years into the future, humanity has found the secret to immortality. However, this immortality has come with a price: Alfred, a boy whose genetic makeup holds the biological key to mankind. His genetics hold even more secrets, and scientists like Ivan Braginsky are determined to uncover them. Scientist/Subject AU. Rusame. Slash.

Gilbert teaches Alfred how to waltz but can't help the painful memories that come along with it, memories of a certain aristocrat with a pechant for ballrooms and bay windows that let sunlight cast long, beautiful shadows across the piano room.

They called it the war to end all wars. As the nineteenth century shifts into the twentieth, the nations find themselves embroiled in rivalries, bitterness, jealousy, and alliances. None of them can anticipate the coming conflict and how it will utterly change the world they know.

"Look," the American calls back, exasperated, "these deer aren't going to shoot themselves and it's a long drive!"/"The United States is too big," the Dane complains. / Tumblr holiday request for Denmark/America doing manly things and smut.

2p! AU. USUK. Snakes are often demonized as a symbol of evil. Their bite is feared. Their smooth bodies are repulsive. Their soulless eyes the stuff of nightmares. But what are they beneath the surface? Arthur Kirkland has always seen what others cannot despite his blindness, and a man feared is one he wants to know. Maybe Alfred is the snake that heals, rather than one that bites.

[1p2pamericest] They agreed to stop once Tommy left for college. But one night's gonna change all of that. [rated M for my there's-enough-sex-for-this-rating scene]

Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK

With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!

2P!USx1P!UK: wanderlust: a strong desire to travel. Everyone has their reasons for it. What are theirs? T for language.

"It's okay. I love you best of all. I love your chicken wings and your pork chop thighs and your marshmallow tummy and your chipmunk cheeks. No one loves you the way I do, and that's okay, because I'm here." 1p2p America 1p2p Canada focus on the Americas. High school AU.

Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.

Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.

Canada decides that he's going to kill his brother...easier said then done. After all, no matter how much he wants to hate the idiot, he just can't bring himself to do so.

A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!

HEY! HERE'S SOME CRACK! CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANTED SOME! YO CRACK MOMMA LOVES YOU, LITTLE CRACK BABIES! Lots and lots of cursing, rude gestures, blah, blah, blah...Don't f'ing read it if you're a prude. Thanks. Oh and all questions are real questions about Canada from the International Tourism Website. I stole them cause I'm a big whole stealer. I own nothing cause I'm lazy.

Colonial America can't sleep so England tells him a tale from his childhood, one of fairies and Scotland. Family fic but rated for my bad attempt at a Scottish accent, Scotland and England's mouth, and some violence.

"Be good here. Please. Just be good." .:Human AU : Circus/Carnival setting ala late 1800's? : Character Death : Underage Character : Implied Shota Feels : Implied Incest Feels : Very Little Dialouge:.

It was just a little game. He'd be safe as long as he won, right? Arthur would rather he hadn't had to have played at all, but then again, in situations as dangerous as these, it wasn't his choice at all. Wolf!UsxBunny!Uk

A young Australia is brought to live with England for the first time. Will England's biased and harsh treatment of him be too much? And what of Canada?

"Never talk to them, love them, save them. One wrong move and everything would fall out of balance. But the rules doesn't matter to me because I'm not afraid to give up my immortality just for him..." Angel AU

In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.

Oneshot. After his beloved colony attempts to secede from him, England goes insane and quickly crushes America's revolution before taking Alfred captive. Now America's nowhere to be found, although England now has a magnificent, albeit walled new garden in his backyard. USxUK Noncon dub.

After an attack on America, the personification vanishes. Kink Meme De-anon request for Amnesia and Doctor!America.

Lovino forgets. Alfred is going to give him a second chance.

5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.

Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.

AU. Arthur is an angel stuck to the Earth. Alfred Jones is a human boy. It's not the most ideal relationship, but they manage to find a bit of gold in each other nonetheless.

At approximately 8:15 on Friday morning, Arthur Kirkland was fairly certain that he was going to die at the hands of his own imagination. Just remember that it's all in your head. Modern Fantasy. AU. USxUK, more pairings to come.

After the end of the Revolutionary war, Young Alfred meets a young Tory Loyalist making her way north to Canada. As they travel together, they both are forced to face all over again how complex the war was, and the heartache it caused.

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.

Human Geek AU./ At twenty six, Ivan would have considered a night spent in his favorite chat-room, maybe with a little cyber sex, as a good Saturday night. That is, until he met Alfred.

After two unsuccessful attempts at summoning a demon to carry out his will on his enemies England decides to try again, this time calling from the depths of hell...America? A Sweet Devil!AU. Rating moved up.

Al Jones, who has loved and lost, drifts through time trying not to get to close to anyone because he mysteriously never ages. Arthur lost his little colony centuries long ago. When fate unites them, possibly not for the first time, what will happen? USUK

A repository for Kinkmeme de-anons and also for a few story ideas that would otherwise never see the light of day. Mostly UKUS, with UK Eng Scot Wales /US, UKChina, and Finland/Sweden so far. Everything ranging from wingkink to dubcon to genfic!

A one-sided love really is the worst kind there is...UK/US, angst, yaoi, language. Inspired by song "All I Ever Wanted" by Basshunter. COMPLETED!

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

Young Alfred learns a great deal of things from his mentor, Arthur. Sometimes, he learns things Arthur would rather he never knew.

Tides, much like emotions, ebb and flood. What is Lovino supposed to do when Alfred shows up at his door with a- a FISH TAIL? What black magic is this? Romerica. SouthItalyxAmerica. Rated for Lovi's mouth.

The cold war is in full swing and Russia and England have a little discussion. England doesn't seem to want to become one with Russia. Oneshot

UKUS. The Turn-of-the-Century War rages and human-devouring creatures known as Nations feast on the humans who fight it. Too bad for Alfred Jones, consort of the Nation England, that he didn't disappear that night.

AU When Alfred and Matthew start to receive calls from beyond the grave their classmate Arthur tells them of the local legend Josephine who killed herself after being left by her husband. A woman still determined to be reunited with him no matter what...

Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

Gilbert and America are in an established relationship. Gilbert's anniversary present is a little...questionable. Rated for language and vaguely mature ending.

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.

America reads some interesting literature and decides to test how much of it is true. How surprised he will be! Yaoi, please don't bother reading if you don't like that stuff

Greece/America one-shots. Started with a request on the kinkmeme, so de-anoning now. Fluff, philosophy, and culture all comes together here.

Alfred has a secret admirer...who irritates the living daylights out of him. Russia/America

Prussia has a plan that will assert his awesomeness over America. It's a shame things don't go as planned.As the saying goes, "It isn't over until Gilbert and America get it on." ...what?

The only survivors following a large-scale war, America and China accidentally travel to the past, but switch bodies in the process. How will America manage the Opium Wars and China handle America's Civil War?

Before England, America was raised by a motley crew of Tricksters. Now his old caretaker is wanting to bond with his charge again, which can only lead to chaos. It doesn't help that somehow Russia keeps on popping up. Russia/US

Historical humor. Misunderstanding ensues - with a little help - when America purchases some islands from Denmark.

"Have I no voice of my own that I need some quarter-German royal who can barely string three words together to take up the task for me?" Great Britain is at war and the people must be rallied. Crossover with The King's Speech.

Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred should always be prepared with condoms. Alfred/Matthew

Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.

A meeting of the G8 gets off to a bad start when the hosting nation is more than just a little late. It gets even worse when said nation finally turns up wearing one of those Playboy Bunny suits.

xXx "I could never hate you, no matter what you did. Even when you become even more powerful, I'll always see you as the little child who carried rabbits and ran away when discovered he was spying." xXx De-anon from kink meme.

Unjustly locked behind the padded walls of St. John's Asylum, a certain blue-eyed American learns that the monsters under his bed aren't as far-fetched as the nurses paint them to be; his mysterious dark guardian included. Vampire!AU.

Historical fic depicting the events of the American Revolution as America and England come to terms with the rise of the United States and the fall of British America. With England imprisoned in Yorktown, can an solace be found? USUK ** EDITED **

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

Revolutionary fiction, Where Prussia decides he'll train America to fight. Warnings: yaoi, joint written, human names used half the time, and um... a bit of historical inaccuracy... it's mostly smut people.

Renowned fantasy author Arthur Kirkland is bored. With his muses gone and his editor at his throat, he embarks on a trip to France hoping to find inspiration. However, he may be walking into something much darker and deeper than he ever imagined. US/UK/FR

Gales rush uneven, tear at their clothes and shriek across the loch waves. He breaks away and tilts back, eyes closed, gasping in with all senses wide as the words of the encroaching storm hit him, pulling at his bones. He feels young again. One-shot.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Frustrated in his relationship with America, England sometimes wishes there was a way to make him disappear forever and find a normal boyfriend. Japan and Germany seem to have the solution to England's problem, though there may be more to it than that...

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

If someone is a genius, it's good to imitate them, right? The story of how America's laugh became so annoying...and Austria's biggest mistake. Fail summary is fail. Actual historical charas inside.

The daily struggle between a man and his merrow. UK/US

AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew

It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.

HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.

I took one year of American History AP. I then had one summer where Hetalia completely stole my brain. And then I found my old notes, and got to thinking...

UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.

A collection of moments picked out from the years of turmoil that followed the French Revolution, up until Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, and the signing of the Final Act at the Congress of Vienna.

Unable to deal with a very drunken Alfred, Matthew dumps him off on Arthur. Only thing is, he doesn't warn Arthur what an affectionate little tiger Alfred is when he's liquored up. Chapter 5 deals with drunken dub-con. UK/US that order

1936-1975: Amidst alliances, tourists, and dictators, Spain is still haunted by the war that tore him apart.

England and Russia both want America. Russia's attempts to copy England's wooing methods leave something to be desired.

A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...

Sequel to Three Little Words. The new couple gives dating a try. DenAme

From the Kink Meme- "USxUK, with England trying to get America drunk. It works." Ongoing fic.

Prussia shows up late one night and demands that America take him surfing.

No explanation will be adequate. A drunken Arthur is very fond of his constabulary. The constabulary is not very fond of Arthur. Crack, utter. Swearing, groping, traumatised policemen.

UK/US, serious NSFW. While cleaning his attic, Alfred pulls out an old redcoat uniform. Arthur approves. Enthusiastically.

*Various* There are times when Nations are still haunted. At night, they keep awake, restlessly searching for peace. Eight drabbles, one for each Nation. *Italy, Germany, Russia, China, Japan, America, Poland, Prussia*

America screws up one time too many, and Switzerland gets angry enough to lay aside his neutrality to deliver appropriate punishment. Neither of them is quite expecting what happens... Co-written with Demaisu.

Arthur's sister, engaged to prince Alfred, is killed before she even meets him. Arthur's parents do not want to shame themselves by ending the engagement and force Arthur to dress like his sister and marry Alfred instead. But can this secret be kept?

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Sorry England, did you want to deflower him?" France gains another conquest, and starts a war with England. Again.

America struggles with a great loss during the African-American Civil Rights Movement, and tries to decide what to do next.

A collection of Alfred/Arthur drabbles and oneshots. Rated from K-MA.

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

It was a longer road to Revolution than America liked to remember.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

In 1773 Alfred gets a tattoo as a symbol of his impending split from Arthur.