Name: That is on a need to know basis,and you don't need to know

Location: The greatest place in the world... John: DISNEY WORLD!?! Me: NO! Damm it now I lost the map thanks.

Age: Again that is on a need to know basis.

Favorite shows:

Bleach

cowboy bebo

ultimate spiderman

beyblade( the original not this new crap)

Naruto

Gundom

Zoids

DragonBall

Dragon Ball z

Dragon Ball GT

Favorite quotes:

1: Live like you were dying

2: We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

3: All legends hold truths, all truths hold legends.

4: My name and reputation are everything I would rather die than let them be tarnished.

5: If you fight to protect those precsious to you than you have found true strength.

6. Cry Havock, and let slip the dogs of war.-Julius Ceaser

Favorite books:

1:1630's series

2:percy jackson series

3: The Kane Chronicles

4:Game of thrones series

5: Hero Second class

6: Harry Potter Series

Favorite Naruto parings:

Narutox any girl (except for those that i list below)

Shikax Ino

ChojixIno

LeexSakura

Naruto Harem

Jirayaxtsunade

Kushinaxminato

kakashixanko

anko x Iruka

Konohamarux Moegi

Konohamarux Hanabi

Gaarax Hinata

AsumaxKurineai

Shikamaru x temari

OC Johnx any women

Parings that I am o.k. with

Naruto x Hinata- the paring is just to common it gets old real fast though there are some great stories of this paring Also if she truly loved him than she would have tried to befriend him when she saw that he was lonley.But then again admiting ones feelings are very difficult.

SasukexSakura- This is the only parining of that i support for sasuke espacily if it is a bashing story where he can't revive his clan. unless someone does a Sakura bashing first than redeem story that involves someon else paired with naruto also this is the only paring sakura will get except for Lee and that is only after I kill Sauske off in some horrible way. John:Not cool dude. Me: Shut up or I will torture you with Orochimaru and Kabuto. John: John be quiet. John a good boy. No need to get those two. Me: Good Choice

Parings That I despise:

Yaoi: No way Hosea and before people start to jump down my thoart for discrimination one of my best friends is gay and he is the coolest guy I know. I have nothing against those who like these stories they just don't feel right to me.

NarutoxSakura: Like I stated above only if Sasuke is killed and Sakura goes through heavy bashing/redeeming process. If not than I don't want to hear it.

NarutoxTsunade: Alright I can understand Anko,Hana,Kurenia, Shizue, Tsume and others. I unfortuanetly can not stomach naruto being paired with a women who is probably (in his world at least) able to be his grandmother its just to freaky.

Favorite bleach paring:

Ichigoxhime

Ichigoxrukia

Ichigoxnel

Chadxhime

chadxtia

Yoruichixkisuke

Yoruichixsoifon

RongikuxToshiro

Parings that I cant stand:

Yaio: Same as the Naruto parings

Things that piss me off in Naruto fanfics.

1.Yaoi

2.Modern weapons and veichels

3.Tsunade naruto parings

4.Naruo being god like right off the bat. (he should have to build up his skills instead off having it given to him instontaneious)

5. Naruto acting like Sasuke.

6.Cannon Naruto

7. Dark Naruto turned good instantly. (Seriously in the stories where he is dark and either has been abandon by his family and hates, them or just Kushina, or he just want to see Konoha burn. you do not turn him instantly good when they beg for forgiveness you let him burn them for every pain and then kill them. orjust walk away and pretend they like they don't exist. There are several examples of this type of story in my favorites. One of the best though is definitly black light Naruto,Dark Legends:Ascension of the Abyssal Champion, Meteor.

8. Naruto forgivess his family after forgetting him for concentrating on sibling who either has chakra or all of kyuubi. (What the hell, why the hell would you forgive them if they ignored you for most of your life. I can see forgiving or at least tolerating the sister or whoever has what sealed in them as long as they didntact like a bitch if they did screw them and let them do not forgive and forget shit like that. Best stories that I have read would be Naruto Fernandes, an example of non bitch sibling that is in my favorites is embodiment of smoke.)

9. Naruto either ran out or banished of Konoha forgives the ignorant villagers. (you do not forgive those who abandon you or tried to kill you, work for them at an extravagent amount of money? Fuck Yea, forgive them? Let them burn in hell.)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution 1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999 foxgoddess07, thymistacles, DiscipleOfAnime, T-Biggz, Reign AG, Eagle12

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.(we have cookies!!)

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think it is disturbing how Orochimaru looks like a reincarnation of Voldemort or Michael Jackson, post this on your profile

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, The-Moon-is-my-Mistress, Eagle12

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend or you have MPD and you are your insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

-Dear Santa, this year for Christmas ... I would like an Xbox 360, an iPhone, a new laptop, a personal TV... no wait, forget that. Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, and get all the soldiers ... and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Post this as your status to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't re-post, I understand. You can't spend 6 seconds of your life to support soldiers.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Original Zanpakto

Nightmare: type fire.

Weilder:Renj Uzumaki

sealed state:katana

shikai: black rapier with charging stallion guard

abilities: ignites oils in and on body

can summon smokey phantoms stallions, with flame manes, to stapede over foe and burn them ranges from ten to fifty horses.

Bankai:N/A

Map of elemental nations for Return of the swirling tide (big island south of lightning is new Uzu)http:///art/Elemental-Nations-Geographical-Map-317422439

Challenges

Naruto x Yu Yu Hakusho crossover challenge

We all know how Kushina was the second jinjuriki of Kyubbi. So here is the challenge, when Mito was on her death bed she made a deal with the Kurama, in exchange for his freedom she had him swear an oath that he would never attack Konoha. So Kushina never became the next jinjuriki, nor did Mito tell her she was Kurama's container. Now several years after the attack Naruto is attacked by a mob which is led by Kushina , who, for the past several years has been trying to devise a seal to harm Kurama while the sandamie is away, and her daughter. She places the seal on Naruto the seal does not do its job and causes Naruto pain instead. This forces Naruto into a coma and to Kurama's cage where they agree to work together to have their revenge on those who wronged them. To help train Naruto and to get himself free Kurama calls in a favor from Hiei, who agrees to help in exchange for having Kurama owe him a favor in the future ( His introduction episode) which Kurama agrees to. Using his power over flames Hiei frees Kurama, to do it Kurama has to lose almost all of his yoki which is transferred to Naruto, which depending on your preference must be stabilized by one of the two causing him to look like the person who stabilized him. From there it is up to you how the story goes.

Rules:

1: No Yaoi, period also no gender bending.

2: Naruto can either be trained in both Kurama's kenjutsu style and taijutsu or Hiei's taijutsu style and kenjutsu, along with taking on one of their personalities depending on who stabilized him.

3: Naruto is either able to use the black dragon techniques or Kurama's plant based technique, along with being given a jagan eye which he can only use after the chunin exams

4:Kushina does not hate Naruto; however she does not do anything to help him. Her daughter, who is pretty much a female version of Sasuke in attitude, on the other hand blames Naruto for her father's death and tries to make his life a living hell. An example is that she uses her fame to have the civilian council to threaten to close Ichiraki if they continue to serve Naruto.

5: You can have Naruto be Kushina's child or not doesn't make a difference; however, if he is not her and Minato's child he is related to the Uzumaki clan by someone who is in a higher position in the clan than Kushina. Such as Kushina's older cousin or son of the last clan head's daughter.

6: If you choose Hiei's power Naruto must have fire as one of his element affinity, his flames come out black

7: If Naruto is going to be paired with anyone it can't be anyone from Konoha, the only exception to this is shizune. If it is a harem no more than four girls.

8: Naruto must not forgiving Kushina, her daughter, the villagers, and Minato for his pain. He must face kushina's daughter in the chunin exam and reveals the true extent of his training by totally owning her.

9: Naruto refuses to sign the toad contract and also train under jiriaya, also instead of going with him on the training trip Kurama and Hiei take him to maki to train.

reply or pm me if you have any question or are interested in taking the challenge.