Whoever does not receive you, nor heed your words, as you go out of that house or that city, shake the dust off your feet-Matthew 1:14

Bio: Just a bored rather crazy eccentric idiot who enjoys a good laugh and loves his family and friends.

Personal Motto: "Procrastination is the key to success. If you motivate yourself enough to open the door, that is"

Interests: Red Vs Blue, Fallout 4, Assassin's Creed, GTA, RWBY, Naruto, Soul Eater, and Memes.

Other medias used: RWBY amiino app under THE L0NE WANDERER (same name. How original)

Writing strengths: Humor, action, witty dialogue, character structure, and banter.

AN: So, yeah. I'm the Lone Wanderer, a pun loving lunatic who writes every now in then. I'm part of the RWBY amino app's Writer's Club, and founded the Lancaster fanfic community, and anyone who reads my writing gets to kinda know me...I think. The government is run by hyper intelligent lobsters and the Bee movie will cause the heat death to end the universe. Thanks Jerry Seinfeld. Only By the powers of Robbie Rotten and Shrek can internet be saved.

Favorite quotes

"There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see that ending.They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end they just have to have faith.Ain't that a bitch?" Church, Red vs Blue

"That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse." Walt Whitman

"That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni!" Deadpool

"We have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is." Starlord, Guardians of the Galaxy

“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” Winston Churchill

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams

Works in Progress

9 Months to Live-After a drunken night of mistakes the entire cast of RWBY finds themselves in trouble, but none worse than the blonde knight. Jaune has accidentally got Ruby pregnant. He has survived the Beacon entrance exam, grimm, but nothing could preparing him for this. Jaune will have to survive the wrath of Taiyang, Qrow, and worst of all, Yang…Updates about monthly, but may be later.

From Dust We Are Born-When Jaune and Ruby are trapped under snow during a mission to retrieve an Atlas project, the project just so happens to spawn the awkward leaders a little surprise..Update: ???? The hell if I know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue-Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the reds and blues had characters in the RWBY universe? Well, join Beacon freshmen teams CLAM and GDLD and Beacon's gym coach Sarge for a summer of hell in a boxed off canyon in the middle of nowhere for extra credit, because Griff is the laziest leader ever and Caboose... is Caboose.Update coming soonish. (Beginning to see a pattern (or lack there of) yet?)

Arc vs Evil Dead-BASED ON EVIL DEAD. To Jaune, it was just supposed to be a fun escape from school with the girl he liked and his two friends. But then, they found something... Dark... Something... Evil. The Griminomicon Ex Mortus. The book awakened an ancient evil that now plagues the Arc's life. Now, the metal of man will come down to this man's chainsaw hand and boomstick... GroovyUpdate around Halloween.

Legend of Zelda: Slipping Into The Twilight: Coming Soon

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