Author has written 7 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Mega Man. --NOTE: For joint stories with potterphoenix, look under BlackNinjaphoenix, and for joint stories with PK Dark, look under PKNinjagirl (points to favorite author list)-- Also, BIG NOTE!! If anyone can do fanart, I would LOVE to see it!! Hi I'm BlackNinjagirl (although I put down Ninjagirl for short) and I was a HUGE fan of Yu-Gi-Oh and currently am a big fan of Final Fantasy VII (Cloud looks really hot in the Advent Children outfit -drools over picture-) and Kingdom Hearts (Axel and Roxas are soooooo cute together, I SWEAR!!) as well as Naruto (Sasuke and Naruto are like MEANT to be together, I swear to KAMI!), but I do like Sailor Moon, Pokèmon (my fave is Flareon), Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, and many other stuff. Oh, and don't really expect my fanfics to be done too fast because I'm a slow typer and I don't really like admitting it either...anyways, here are some other facts about me: Age: 21--Woo hoo, drinking age! Lol. (don't really care if you know) Current friends online: K.C. Whitestar, potterphoenix, PKDark, Thestormslayer (I'd love it if YOU were my friend too!) Fanfics currently up so far: Harry Potter Meets Yu-Gi-Oh!, Preview for Book(Discontinued), Two Years After The Fall Of Midgar(Complete!), Two Years After The Fall Of Midgar, The Full Story(Complete!), I Will Never Forget You, The Lightning Alchemist Chronicles: How It Began, Even NetOps Have Secrets Top Fifteen Favorite Characters: ...I just noticed most of them are guys... I mostly like them for their fighting prowess though. Cloud, however, is also HOT as hell. Hence, why he's number ONE on my list. Haseo and Neo are just freaking epic. So is Dark. XD Ed's funny as hell... Random thing I found 1. Sasuke 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? 20) How emo is Seven? Well, that's all for now, I'll add more later...BTW, my OCs are usually in the stories I write so just to be warned...one of them, her name is Kaya Motou and she's Yugi's older sister...OK, enough spoiling, bye now! 2/1/05 YAY! I started doing a sort of diary today...I'm so HYPER because I FINALLY got my fanfic started and I am not grounded at home anymore! Well, here's a teensy preview of my fanfic (and afterwards, there's bloopers, so stay tuned!) Anywho, let's get this show on the road! Oh wait, gotta go...tomorrow then! 2/2/05 Ok, I said I'd show you the trailer today so here goes (and it's from Seto(bishie!)'s POV, JSYK, and has his voice in the BG, too) Trailer It was 2 days before Christmas... (sound of people laughing and hands moving across the screen putting gifts under a large tree) ...and everything was perfect... (shot of Kaya and Seto under some mistletoe with Seto pointing at it)((Not in the story but just useful)) ...until... (sound of Kaya screaming when the screen goes blank) Now we have to find her make things the way they were... (shot of Seto running through a forest) The biggest problem is: Where IS she? (quick flashes of different scenes) Portal Search Coming to a computer near you. End Trailer So waddya think? Pretty professional, huh? I just kinda thought of it yesterday...anywho, gotta go, must work on my fanfic! See ya tomorrow! 2/8/05 Ok, I know I haven't really written in like six days but my mom keeps hogging the puter at home with her Ages Of War (AOW) game but I can't help that...anywho, here's a little something I thought of a couple of days ago that I thought you all might enjoy, it's a MasterCard commercial and it's for Halloween, and I know Halloween is long gone now...anywho, here it is! COMMERCIAL Robe and mask: 30 dollars Plastic Scythe: 20 dollars Scaring the heck out of Joey Wheeler and making him cry for his mommy: Priceless There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's MasterCard. Proud to buy your Halloween supplies... END COMMERCIAL Pretty crazy, huh? Anywho, second chappie of my fanfic will be up in a few days so we can all celebrate about that! Yami: (sarcastic) Whoopee. Ninjagirl: Oh shut up, Yami! You're just PO'd 'cause of the mood swings... 2/14/05 Ok, I know I haven't written in quite a few days but I've been working on my fanfic! Second chapter'll be done sometime this week, I promise. Yami: Oh yeah right, like anyone will believe that... Ninjagirl: Shut up, Yami! Yami: No way! Ninjagirl: Ok then, sic him, YN! Yami Ninjagirl: (runs and glomps him) LOVER BOYYYYYY! Yami: GAK! Ninjagirl: Anywho, just bored so i'm gonna go work on my fanfic. See ya later! 3/29/2005 Ok, ok, I know I have not done this in a while but I had to reput my story! Which, I think, SUCKS! Anywho... Yami Ninjagirl: BASH SETO BASH SETO BASH SETO BASH SETO BASH SETO! Ninjagirl: GET BACK IN THE GLOVE FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! Yami Ninjagirl: Fine. (goes back in the glove, still chanting) Ninjagirl: OOOOOOOOOH, she's annoying...Well, toodles! 4/11/2005 Well hello again, I know I haven't been typing, I have been MAJOR busy, reading fanfics and typing my own, and then there's Spring Break that happened...I LOVE SPRING BREAK! Oh, and when you go to my sitie, leave a message on my chatterbox! I love those things...i'm animeluvr1990 on it but that's just another screen name...well just wanted to say that, bye now! 10/22/05 Good grief, has it really been 6 months? Dang... I definitely need to write more...and continue my story (which I haven't done in a while either...) Chappie 6 will be up as soon as I can get it without being caught...GAH! Stupid reports...anywho, I will get it in sometime this week, I swear...and then I can get more reviews! YAY! Well, gotta go before they get back...TTFN, ta ta for now! See ya! 4/15/2006--finished 11/11/06 Ok, I now have an update of my fave shows, movies, and pairings. Oh, and chappie 6 of my Harry Potter Meets Yu-Gi-Oh! is up! Review for it! (I need 'em.) Ok, first the fave shows, movies and whatnot. Here goes: Favorite Shows, Movies, Games, & Whatnot (UPDATED 12/13/2010): Final Fantasy VII--I am a HUGE fan...I own everything FF7. I shit you not. Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (events before FF7 actually starts), Final Fantasy VII (the original game for Playstation...unfortunately, it's green label[Greatest Hits] and not black label[The ORIGINAL original]), Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII (Vincent is kickass in that BTW), and Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (FF7 movie :D have it for DVD and PSP)...I own them ALL. Even Dissidia: Final Fantasy with a maxed-out level 100 Cloud. I also just recently got Dissidia 012 Duodecim: Final Fantasy for PSP. Love it! I kick ass as Cloud AND Lightning now. XD Also...Cloud is HOT as hell, and kickass. He's also one of my two fave characters EVER. Kingdom Hearts--Also a HUGE fan of this. Roxas is just awesome...and is my other fave character EVER. XD And I plan on going as Roxas for Halloween for 2011. I even persuaded my boyfriend to go as Axel. Yup, I'm that big of a fan. (I would go as Cloud, but I'd have to see about the costume and his sword, First Tsurugi...Keyblades are easier to carry anyway, that's why I decided on Roxas. Not to mention my boyfriend and I actually fit the height appearances for Roxas and Axel--I'm about Roxas' height and he's about Axel's height.) Yu-Gi-Oh!--Fave character is Seto Kaiba. He is MAJOR hot! And the movie was more funny than it was anything, to me. Pokemon--All the way up to the Master Quest thing--anything past that I don't watch. I also love the movies...-sniff- The first is soo sad... Dragonball Z-- "IT'S OVER 9,000!!" ROTFLMFAO. And Goku is KICKASS!! Sailor Moon--the movies, not the series...Serena's too dense in the series... Harry Potter--4th is my fave...READ THEM ALL!! EXCELLENT SERIES!! The Inheritance quartet (Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr...don't know what the fourth one is named yet though)--I sooooo wish I had a dragon of my own...I'd sic her on every enemy I had...-grins- Barbecue, anyone? ALSO! I'm guessing the next book will be named Empire, me and one of my best friends are agreed on it. Twilight series--recently read it...it's quite good actually, looking past the fact that Bella seems to bitch a lot and Edward is a little too clingy and overprotective. Although...sparklepyres? Not my thing. Makes them look too gay, and vampires are quite kickass, going from the Nosferatu version. Like the romance...the rest of it...eh, it's good, but...in my opinion...Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle!! Black Cat--a friend got me hooked recently...Train & Sven kinda keep each other in check...and Train acting so immature with Sven like "Why did I even become his partner in the first place?" And all the stuff that Train can do is beyond awesome! Naruto--He is sooo dense, it's funny. And I'm a BIG fan of ramen. (I've been told by a lot of my friends that I remind them of Naruto, also.) SASUNARU FOREVER!! Fullmetal Alchemist--I am so like Ed it's not even funny! I'm not short but I have my pet peeves...like I hate being called a guy but I get called one all the time, and I end up going off like Ed does on the person who called me a guy...it's kind of funny actually... Added note...o.e How is it Edward Elric is two inches taller then me?! I feel like a midget now, I'm shorter then the one everyone calls short. TT And my boyfriend thinks it's funny to call me "shorter shit". I refuse to be called short! ...and I think I've got the Ed height complex now. -shrugs- Oh well. Sonic X--A friend of mine got me addicted to it recently...Knuckles looks really cute when he smirks and doesn't look angry. Like, REALLY cute. And I can roleplay a really good Sonic, too. -growls- Rouge, leave MY Knuckles alone!! Animorphs--Read almost all of the books...Rachel rules and Marco's hilarious, and it's also really funny when Ax toys with saying stuff. Inuyasha--Whenever Kagome says 'Osuwari!' or 'sit' in Japanese, Inuyasha goes headfirst into the ground and I can't help but crack up laughing. And then Miroku being perverted...also, there's the added fact I act almost exactly like Inuyasha would in most situations. He does something, I'm like, "I would do that!" "I'd do that too!" "OMG, I'd so do that!!" To be honest, it's kind of wierd... Max Steel--Nobody's probably heard of this show, but I got seriously pissed at Kids WB for taking it off. I wouldn't watch Kids WB for a really long time afterwards. -sniffle- I still miss it. Megaman: NT Warrior--show that used to come on WB at about the same time Max Steel was still on WB. I recently rewatched it and played some of the games...there's ones after it that I didn't see until recently, and the battle system is like Battle Network (which is basically NT Warrior, made game-style) except it's 3-D. It looks AWESOME. Much more realistic--the point of view is from behind, so it's more like you're there, rather then the point of view watching from the side that it was in Battle Network. And it's for DS! The other ones were for GBA! All 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' shows--Been hooked since the first season of the first CSI. Love 'em all! NCIS--lately they've taken to using 'sneak shots'...wonder why... Whose Line Is It Anyway?--Hilarious show, especially with the "Scenes From A Hat" and the makeshift news reports...-cracks up laughing- Those are TOO funny! Criminal Minds--I started watching this with my mom one day and was hooked instantly Dragonball Z Abridged--TeamFourStar, I love you guys! And Nappa is EPIC funny. He's my favorite character out of the Abridged series. XD Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series--LittleKuriboh, you are beyond awesome. "Screw the rules, I have money!" "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" And then the movie. "Screw the money, I have rules! ...Wait, let me try that again." XD And then with the Jaden vs Yugi--BATTLE! vid on YouTube... (To see the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-4JEETt88 XD It's hilarious, especially the end.) And many other shows! So many, you'll think I won't have time to even write this, which is why I haven't updated in six months. Favorite Movies--I'll only name my most favorites, because it'd take forever to name all of them. (UPDATED 8/29/08) Bruce Almighty Mrs. Doubtfire Home Alone--all of them The Matrix Trilogy--What was with the flying in Reloaded and Revolutions? That's older than Superman. Other than that, excellent trilogy. Liar Liar Underworld: Evolution Gone In 60 Seconds--50 cars in one night? That's one hell of a heist! And the cars and gadgets they use are very interesting...And, the stunts were AWESOME!! The Fast and The Furious & 2 Fast 2 Furious--For some reason, I've gotten into street racing...maybe it's the cars? They do have better colors, decals, and the best part, no numbers to get confused with! And the stunts are awesome here too. Good Morning Vietnam--Of course I'd pick this one--Robin Williams is the star! And I swear he is hilarious in this movie! I think you can tell by my quote in the quotes section. Basically, anything with Robin Williams, Will Smith &/or Jim Carrey in it, &/or includes anything with action, humor, or any mythical creatures in it, especially dragons. I LOVE DRAGONS!! Um, yeah, so that's about it. Oh and I'm working on Chappie 7 right now. I'll try to have it up ASAP. Gotta fly! See ya! 8/14/2007 Oh man, I am sooo sorry you guys! My mom grounded me from going to Fanfiction.net! I would have updated sooner--MUCH sooner--had she let me on. But geez...a year and a half? Has it really been that long? Okay, I swear I will have my next chapter for Harry Potter Meets Yu-Gi-Oh! up as soon as I can...I've been on YouTube lately and I think it is sooo cool! Sorry to all my reviewers! I love you guys and I really would have been working on everything sooner if I had been let on more often. Well, review for my stories! I've only got 20 reviews on HP M YGO so far and I would love it if I got more...I LOVE YOU GUYS!! Well, see ya later, 'cause I need to get my chappie up! 9/25/2007 Okay, I know you're mad 'cause I got rid of Portal Search, but I will make up for it by getting two new stories up--one is a preview to the book I am now writing and the other is a Final Fantasy 7 fic that will be a possible two-shot, and I am working on them as fast as I can. The book I don't have a name for yet but I will have the stories up ASAP. I promise you that! Well, better get off before I get in trouble...oh, and CHAPPIE 7 IS FINALLY UP!! Though I had the damn thing typed forever and I haven't had a chance to put it up...gotta go! See ya! 10/17/07 Wow...it's been awhile...I will have Chapter two of Two Years After The Fall Of Midgar up ASAP--I'm almost done with it and it's nearly 16 pages long already! Geez...well, see you later, gotta finish! 10/19/07 Part Two is finally up! It's nearly 18 pages long, too...I didn't realize it was gonna be so long...well, read Two Years After The Fall Of Midgar and review it to tell me what you think! 11/16/07 Okay! I meant to put up my quotes (and scenes...hey, there's some funny scenes in some movies I have to put down!) a long time ago but never got around to it because I have been so busy doing other junk and all such as that...well, here they are. Favorite Quotes (UPDATED 8/13/2010): "Dilly-dally, shilly-shally. Dilly-dally, shilly-shally!" --Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children "You don't get it, do you? There's nothing I don't cherish!" --Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (he is SO HOT!!) "And my shoes are made of gold." --Eragon, from the book Eragon (I use this phrase a lot) "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside!" --Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix "Run now, talk later!" --Yugi Motou, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie "Run! It's a croquet mallet with wings!" --Valon,Yu-Gi-Oh! in the Oricalcos set of episodes "Believe it!" --Naruto Uzumaki, from the show Naruto (he's such an idiot) "Stay still, I want to crush you." --Mr. Tinkles, Cats and Dogs "I worship cheese monkeys!" --a friend of mine, in a random moment "Bad images! Bad images!" --another friend of mine, when I said something perverted to her "Twitch. Twitch. TWITCH!! Die." --Me, in a random moment (my friends and I get quite a lot of those) "Ooh, building make really big boom. Me like big boom. Big boom good." --Me, another random moment "I don't give a flying fuck!" --Me, yet another random moment "The light! It burns..." --Me, when I stared into a UV light "Pretty sweet trade, turning in a total jackass in to the police for thirty grand." --Me, in a Black Cat story I wrote "Oh. My. G-O-D!!" --Me, something else I wrote "Do not mess in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." --Off of someone's bio "You are the only white man I have ever met that was in dire need of a blow job." --Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning Vietnam "Smart people make the world go round; stupid people are here to take up space." --Bill Cosby "What could be more of a pain in the ass than a pain in the ass?" --Me to potterphoenix on the phone "To most ladies, I'm known to be frank and ernest--In New York I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest." --Samuel L. Jackson as Mitch Hennessy, from the movie The Long Kiss Goodnight "When I go off to the service, potterphoenix will be like, 'NOOO!! Don't go!' Pull off my shoes, keep them as a keepsake...(laughs)" --Me, on how potterphoenix will react to when I go off to boot camp "CONFUSIOUS SAY FEMALE WHO FLY PLANE UPSIDEDOWN HAS CRACK UP." --from some anon in Naruto-TV Chatroom on Chatango "EXTREME FIRE HAZARD. DON'T EVEN FART IN THE FOREST." --off of a YouTube video I saw "I'm made of a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, and tastes like chickawn." --Robin Williams as Fender, from Robots "You think you can rhyme let me tell you what's up, sit back and relax and SHUT THE F-beep- UP!!" --Syrus Truesdale, from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, The Abridged Series (link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL2LxfUkSic&feature=player_embedded XD I recommend watching it, it's funny XD) "I got water running down my crack!" --my current boyfriend, Vampiric-Rage (Worst moodkiller ever, let me tell you, especially in the bathtub, doing certain things...which I shall not name...-coughs-) "Hi Reno! Bye Reno!" --Me, when I first saw Reno show up then get sent out the door by Cloud on the movie Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children "Screw the rules, I have money!" --Seto Kaiba, from Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series "Screw the money, I have rules! ...Wait, let me try that again." --Seto Kaiba, from Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie "Some things are better solved with bitchiness." --Me, in a conversation with PKDark, my BFFL. "When Edward heard a sparkling vampire was being named after him, he finally found something he hated more than milk." --off of a Deviantart signature. I found this HILARIOUS. "Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes." --from a Chuck Norris poster in Wal-Mart. Rage and I nearly died laughing in Wal-Mart. "Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, and let the sins of the unworthy be baptized in blood and fear." --The Dark Sacrament to summon a member of the Dark Brotherhood, a group of assassins in the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Favorite Scenes: From Max Steel Scene 1: Rachel (Max's trainer): Max! Get down from that roof this instant! It's for your own good. Scene 2: Max: What are you? Scene 3: Max: What kind of mummies have jaws that clank when you hit them? Classic Scooby-Doo. Scene 4: Jefferson Smith (Max's foster father): What do you think you're doing? Scene 5: Max: (upon seeing Smiley) Grandma, what big teeth you have. From Black Cat Scene 1: Train Heartnet: Sven, when have I ever been wrong about these things? When I want to remember something, I remember it. Scene 2: Train: HEY! (jumps up on table) Scene 3: Saki: (turns to face Train after he steps on a booby trap trigger) Look out! Scene 4: Saki: Here, catch! (throws a fruit at Train and it splats all over his face and on his shirt) From Yu-Gi-Oh! (the movie and the shows) Scene 1: Seto Kaiba: Humph... (walks in door arrogantly with Mokuba behind him as always) Losers... Scene 2 (from the movie--correct me if I'm wrong on it, I haven't seen the movie in forever): Tristan Taylor: (he and Joey stare at Yugi Motou as he runs past) Huh? Yugi, what's up? From the game Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel Genz: I'm the strongest in the military! Genz: Wait...you can't be the "Fullmetal Alchemist", are you? Armstrong: Meanwhile, what to do of this destruction... Al: (O_O) Heissgart's fauna is certainly exotic these days. Guy: No, I'm not a criminal, I'm innocent! From Dragonball Z Abridged Piccolo: "Wh-what are those?" (after the Saibamen crawl out of the ground) Guru: "I thought I'd inform you guys that I detect several high powers coming towards the planet." Krillian: "Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!" Krillian: (nervous) "So...uh...guess we're fighting the little green guy over there?" Vegeta: (has just been smashed into a mountain) Vegeta: "I am a Saiyan Elite! There is nothing you can do to defeat me!" Vegeta: (is beam-locked with Goku) "Hahahaha! You'll never beat me!" Vegeta: (is in Oozaru form and crushing Goku in his hand) Vegeta: "At least...things...can't get any worse...from here..." Nappa: "Ooh, Vegeta, look at all of the bald people! There's a green one, a tall one, two short ones, and...ooh, Vegeta, look! It's a Pokemon!" Nappa: "I want to see them mating, Vegeta." Goku: Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? From Jeff Dunham's Shows Jeff: "You were supposed to take him to the spa!" Jeff: "Anything else happen?" Jeff: "Would you like to go back in the box now?" From Gabriel Iglesias' "I'm Not Fat, I'm Fluffy" show Gabriel: "I did a show in California where I entertained the NYPD, and the police in California wanted me to do a show for them. I told them that my car wasn't working, and they said they'd send out a police car for me. And I didn't tell my girlfriend and [her son] Frankie about it, and when the police car pulled up Frankie went, 'There's a police car outside!' I told him, 'We gotta let him take me!' So I walked outside and told the cop 'Make it look like you're arresting me' and the cop went, 'Okay. Hands behind your head!' So he put me in the back of the car, and the cop asked me if I wanted to use the microphone. I was like, 'HELL YEAH!' So he turned it on and handed it to me, and I went, 'WE HAVE YOUR FATHER. WE WILL COME BACK FOR YOU IN ONE HOUR. DO YOUR HOMEWORK.' My girlfriend called me later and said 'You're an ass!' I was like, 'What's he doing?' 'His homework.' 'That's good parenting, baby!' " From other stuff Robots: Aunt Fanny: (turns around and presses Rodney against the wall) Where'd your friend go, Fender? Bolt: Bolt: There will be danger around every turn. From some random moments I get From Naruto: Me: Oh, so now you're a traitorous illegitimate scion of a camel's left hind hoof and an algae's progidal son! Naruto: Do you think Sasuke is gay? From Yu-Gi-Oh: Me: I've never heard of the Millennium Styrofoam Cup... From Final Fantasy VII--(it's actually a commercial and I tend to think of Cloud as being an idiot at times...it explains why this is here) Cloud: (points out glass door) Oh look, a birdie! (runs--thinking the glass isn't there--and hits it then slides down it) Random scenes I come up with outside of stories that I usually don't put up: From Naruto, from my RP/upcoming fanfic (Warning: Perversion alert!) Sasuke: "Hey, Naruto, I have something you don't!" --Okay, that's all of the quotes and scenes I have right now...I'll add more as I come across more that I like, so don't worry...See you all around! See ya! 12/4/07 Okay...I have this idea of a Naruto/FF7/Harry Potter fanfic running through my head and I need to know...should I do it? A friend of mine gave me the idea for the story and I want to know if I should do it. Tell me what you think in reviews--oh, and I will try to get the first chapter of the background story up ASAP as well. See ya! 2/7/08 Oy! Okay, the idea is now going to be posted up on BNP--BlackNinjaphoenix--and I'm taking out the FF7 part of it so that my friend can write on it. And I'll post Two Years After The Fall Of Midgar on one page so that those who like it on one page and don't like breaks can read the whole thing at once. I'll have the next chapter to HP Meets YGO up as soon as I'm finished (and I stop reading stories long enough to write the darn thing). Anyway, gotta go! Bye! 2/25/08 Okay, I found these on someone's profile and I wanted to put them on here: If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then place this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason then place this on your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table for no reason then place this on your profile. If your friends are WIERD (but not as wierd as you) then place this on your profile. If you are really random then place this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie & Finch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are one of the eight percent that would be laughing their asses off watching the others then place this on your profile. I like these...Okay, gotta go...POTTERPHOENIX, FINISH THE CHAPTER OR I'LL BE SUPREMELY PISSED!! Thank you. 4/10/08 Okay, I found more quotes and scenes to add...look in the quotes for them. Also, I started a new story, an AU Naruto story...Harry Potter Meets Yu-Gi-Oh! is on hold because of technical problems...(My mom took my jump drive with the latest chapter I was working on on it so now I can't work on it...) Anyway, I have other things to do...Later peoples! 4/17/08 Okay, I think it's about time I put up the info for my OCs...I've needed to do it anyways but I've been busy reading...I'm into certain Yaoi at the moment, and even I don't know why I like them...(stares at screen) Oh wow, you can do SINGLE spaces? Never seen that before...Anyway, here goes: OC INFO (Click the link beside the names to see a picture of them, and the links I will add as I get them on Deviantart) UPDATED 12/21/2010!! Kaya Shane Motou--(Yu-Gi-Oh!) Saskuya Oromaru--(Naruto, WARNING: STORY SPOILERS IN HERE!!) [EDIT! This is the Saskuya from my upcoming story, which is currently unnamed...I'll have it up soon.] Saskuya Uchiha/Hatake--(Naruto) Christina Wyrd (pronounced like the word "wired" as in she's wired for action, I've had confusion about the pronunciation)--(Final Fantasy VII) Rai Kagerai AKA The Lightning Alchemist--(Full Metal Alchemist) Mira Matsugiri--(Megaman: NT Warrior) --Okay, there you go...hope that helps with the understanding of the charries a bit more...anyway, I have to go. Gotta get to work on stuff, you know! 8/29/08 Okay, so now I'm back--after forever, but I've found this awesome new site called Chatango, which I've been on and it's WAY COOL!! Oh, yes, and I will put up something that will be very interesting: Sites To Check Out (erase the spaces when you put them into the URL): If you like reading fanfictions filled with lemon juice from nice juicy flavorful lemons, then you'll like this site: http: //www .adultfanfiction .net/. Register first before you do anything, because otherwise you'll have problems. Believe me, I've tried... If you want to check out where I've been the past...well, since I've been gone, check out this place: http: //naruto-tv .chatango .com/. It's awesome and I'm usually on at 7 or 7:30, as blackninjagirl of course. Register! Anons are really annoying there! And DO NOT come if all you'll do is spam--everyone hates spammers there. Oh, if you want to check out my Chatango profile, check this one out: http: //blackninjagirl .chatango .com/. You can see my profile and all of it. Not to mention the awesome pic of Sasuke I've found! XD I've got a Freewebs page too... http: //www .freewebs .com/blackninjagirl . I haven't even looked at it in forever anyway but yeah...I'll still have it up here just in case. I'm thinking about getting a MySpace... Anyway, that's about all I have for now...oh yes and I updated my quotes and movies. (potterphoenix, am I right on the reaction? XP) Anyway, later peoples! 5/2/2009 Wow...it's been a long time since I actually updated my profile...anyway, I came up with a new quote...XD check it out in the quotes section. Oh yes and I have a MySpace, too...heh...anyway, I must go now...see ya! 6/10/09 Hey!! I will go back to posting chapters up, though they might be different that I might have originally planned...anyway, I will have another chapter up on BlackNinjaphoenix...and I will update I Will Never Forget You ASAP...might continue HP M YGO if I feel like it...I have a laptop of my own so I'm gonna post as much as possible, if I have to continue Ninjas And Magic Do Not Mix on my own!! Heh heh...anyway, I'll get to work, and NAMDNM will have a funny and rather long chappie so keep alert!! See ya! 6/12/09 Wow has it only been two days? Anyway...found this and I think it's hilarious... You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did i totally did. hahaha...HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT HAHAHAHA!!...yeah...(points at self) I'm officially insane...eh well...GO SASUNARU!!...yeah that settles it. I am insane... Sasuke: (rolls eyes) And who DIDN'T know that? Naruto: (blinks) You're insane...? Sasuke: ... Naruto: OMG!! She's insane!! Seriously?? Me: ... Naruto: Why are you all quiet all of a sudden? Me: ...because you're an idiot. Sasuke: (glares at me) That was my line. Me: Deal with it, bastard. Naruto: Hey!! Only I call him that!! Me: (goes into PMS mode) Sasuke: ...Naruto... Naruto: What? Sasuke: ...we're leaving...(drags him out of the room) Me: (goes to mild pissy mode) Anyway, got to get to work...later. (ADDITION) Found these too...hehehe... LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' (Baby! XD) (BNG: Da na-na na-na-na-na. XDD Fun song.) . . . Furbies (BNG: That one word sums up everything XD) You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. I was SO born in the ninetys!! Geez and Max Steel was on then too...ToT WHY?? ...anyway gots to go now bye bye! 6/13/09 Kehehehehehe...man I saw a SasuNaru pic that nearly gave me a nosebleed!! And a story came REALLY close to giving me a nosebleed...Sasuke gyrating his hips and singing sexily...oh shit I can feel it coming again...gotta go and take care of this...later. 6/28/09 Found these and love it XD Read it. Hilarious! This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders "cindy: Hello? What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you Okie that's all of them for now but it's all good...damn this page is getting long! XD That's a good thing, right? 7/6/09 OMG you have GOT to read this...ROTFLMFAO It's my journal, and it has what I meant to put up here but the browser kept screwing up...It's hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing as I typed half of that...Warning: If you're not perverted, if you read that you definitely will be. XD (ADDITION--read what is in the link above to understand) "You see-men and iFook them." --me, in a chatroom X3 1/4/09 I am typing up a new Full Metal Alchemist story and I will get it up when I get the chance. Love you, what few fans I have. Sorry I don't update much--RoleplayGateway is awesome! I'm oficially addicted. X3 But I will get it up when I can. Laters! 4/14/2010 Ok, I found this and I had to put it in. XD It it so true. XDD FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/Boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! XDDDD I love this thing. Ok, gotta go. This page is getting long as hell! Wow. Ok I found this too. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile. If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. You Know You Live In 2008 When . . . 1. Everybody has blonde moments 2. Youhaven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing a button on the T.V. 6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9. And.. you were too busy to notice number 5. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. Put this on your profile and somthing good will happen to you the next day XD I so love this stuff. And this thing is getting longer by the day. XP 11/23/2010 NEWS FLASH!!!! Chapter four to Ninjas And Magic Do Not Mix is finally up. XDD I'm ecstatic! Now I just have to work on chapter five... Oh, that would be on mine and potterphoenix's joint account, BlackNinjaphoenix, by the way. 12/06/2010 Ahaha! There is a new fanfic that started out as an RP, a Naruto one, that I might put up on here...The Lightning Alchemist Chronicles: How It Began is getting postponed until I find my damn jump drive with all my info on it...damn the thing for getting lost at the worst time! But yeah, if I put that Naruto one up, it WILL be rated M!! Very much so!! When I put it up, you will definitely see why!! But yeah, it's a Naruto fanfic, mostly Sasuke-central, but with Saskuya in it, although it will be a very different version of Saskuya than the one you will see in NAMDNM on BlackNinjaphoenix. How? Hehehe...you'll see. :D And it has a good amout of humor...I think I'll put it under Romance/Humor. That'll fit... It will be a collab fanfic, with a friend of mine on mIRC, an RP system with different servers and stuff, and a place you can do very descriptive things on too...:D Yes, I have become perverted. I blame my boyfriend. _ But I shall post more, if I can, and I don't know how long the RP will be, so I don't know how many chapters it will be...hopefully a good amount. That would be awesome, to have a story up that will be at least ten chapters...I don't even know if I'll continue HP M YGO, ever...I'm sure I will at some point...but it will be a long while. Now, the only thing is, what to call my new one...:/ I'll have it up soon enough. Laters, guys! Love you all--well, those that happen to read this page..._ But anyway, see ya! 12/15/2010 I've been meaning to put these up here for a while now, being an avid SasuNaru fan...Anyway, here goes. Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" (Gotten off of dark albino’s profile) You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: --added parts were added by Dragonmanga and dark albino as well as BlackNinjagirl-- (I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, BlackNinjagirl If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile. LOL! Some of them are awesome too, some are just funny as hell. Anyway, I gotta go. Lates! 12/21/2010 Hehe! I just put up my Megaman: NT Warrior fanfic...or, the first chapter of it anyway. I'm already working on the second. NT Warrior is awesome. 2/2/2011 Part two of Chapter four of The Lightning Alchemist Chronicles--Finding The Stone is up! I know you guys are thinking "Finally!" but, like I said in the story chapter, I lost my jump drive with everything on it and spent three weeks trying to find the damn thing...and the ironic thing was, I had it saved on my recovery drive on my laptop the entire time. So yeah. Sorry about all that, I'm back on schedule now and I will try to start updating once a month instead of twice a month like I used to...I have college too, so that kinda limits my time somewhat. But yeah, enjoy the chapter, and be sure to review on it! Lates! 03/14/2011 OMG OMG OMG!!! I went to MomoCon Saturday (which would be two days ago) and I freaking LOVED IT!! I was dressed up as Sasuke Uchiha (naturally, he's one of the few people I cosplay as) in his Team Seven outfit, and it was sooo much fun! And I even got a Shippuden Sasuke figurine (of Sasuke crouched down and doing a Chidori Stream which went up around him) as a gift!! XD!! -bounces- I saw soo many different costumes. I even saw a really good Temari cosplayer in a real kimono, complete with giant fan. It looked amazing. I also had a bunch of Shadow Clones walking around... apparently Sasuke's still pretty popular to cosplay, even though his character has gone majorly downhill in the series. (Not going to spoil anything, for those who haven't read it.) Anyhow. Oddly, I only saw like two Narutos there and one Sakura. And one Kakashi. The Kakashi was pretty epic though. XD I did see a Deidara, a Hidan, and a Kakuzu. No Pein or Sasori... You never see any of those... I did see a REALLY good Kisame. Painted himself blue, had the stripes, and even Samehada looked epic. I did see a couple of Itachis. I actually yelled at one of the Itachis as he walked past, "YOU STOLE MY KLONDIKE BAR!!" (Naruto Abridged reference, for those who don't know.) The Itachi just laughed and then asked for a picture. XD It was awesome. Also, I did see a REALLY good Axel. He looked almost EXACTLY like the Axel from Kingdom Hearts 2, chakrams and everything. Very epic. Anyway. I'm rambling. I'm just hyped about having been able to go to MomoCon. I hope I can go to another one! And get my BF to dress up better. XD He'd gone as Shino, but he had to use my jacket for them to actually GET that he was Shino. ._. But yeah. Last day of college and I think I'll celebrate with another chapter to The Lightning Alchemist Chronicles! ...Which I'll put up as soon as Thestormslayer reads it. Argh. Wow. Really long entry. But I'll go now. Lates! P.S.: I FOUND WALDO AT MOMOCON! lol. But there were two guys dressed up as Waldo, so I had to add that. XD But yeah. Lates! 3/21/2011 ROTFLMAO!!! OMG There is this one mIRC channel that my friends and boyfriend are trying to modify with a bot and at one point it ended up doing this: Pikachu(Pikachu) is preparing to hit Vampiric-Rage(pikachu) with a Thunder. LMAO!!! Itachi, Tony Hawk, and Sasuke all ended up getting used as bats somehow. XDDD I almost died laughing when I saw it. And the BOT did this!! LMAO!! SOMEHOW, Tony Hawk is more epic than the Uchihas because he did one damage while BOTH Uchihas did zilch. Soo...yeah... . Can we say, Uchihas failed here? Then it went and did: LightningxAlchemist(Cloud Strife) has entered the attacking field. Cloud used himself as a bat. LMAO!!!!! OMG. I almost died laughing AGAIN with this. And the fact that Cloud beat some random passerby, and with himself no less, kind of makes him look bad. . THEN he turns around and uses Sephiroth, the faggot that just won't keep his ass in the Lifestream cause apparently it deems him too gay, as a bat, and did more damage than he did with himself!! Apparently this bot likes using NPCs(Non-Playable Characters) as bats for PCs(Playable Characters)... Okay. I so had to put it up... that was too funny not to share. But lates! » «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «» SASUKE_UCHIHA_ 5/4/2011 ...Holy shit, I just found a HOT picture of Edward Elric that I swear nearly gave me a nosebleed. Here you go. I mean damn, it took me a couple of seconds to realize who it was, but once I realized it, I was like, "Hot damn! That is HOT!" Kay, just wanted to share that. -is still wavering from that- Damn. I feel about to nosebleed, and I rarely actually nosebleed. 6/13/2011 Damn the people on YouTube! Mad because LittleKuriboh makes better shit then they do. LittleKuriboh got banned off of YouTube for the THIRD time. Idiots, don't they get the fact that it's a FAN-BASED PARODY! Not the actual thing. A fan-based parody. Jealous cause they didn't think of it first. Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO, YOUTUBE. Dx Sorry about ranting, but DAMN, YouTube. Do they HONESTLY have to make their own site just to keep the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged series on the air! I mean, DAMN. 7/5/2011 Watching Brotherhood from the beginning. Pretty epic, actually... though I did like some parts better in the original. Like, Izumi walking in after Al gets kidnapped and Ed's kicking ass? Greed goes, "And who the hell are you?" Izumi replies with, "PISSED OFF!" ...Brotherhood, she just replies with "A HOUSEWIFE!" The first one is a bit funnier. And before you ask, yes, I am working on chapter 6 on Lightning Alchemist Chronicles. It's just going slow cause of the fact that I have to go on YouTube to get the episodes, since my disc is too damned scratched for my computer to read it. ._. Anyway... I'd better go... it's getting epic. The Fuhrer is kicking ass...XD 7/11/2011 Chapter 6 is up and working on chapter 7... which will be a flashback of Rai's past. Possibly then I won't get any more Mary Sue comments. ._. I've gotten a few and I'm like, "You can't say that until you know her!" Which is true. I've been working like hell to make Rai a non-Mary Sue. I've been trying to do that with all of my characters. The ones that were just plain Mary-Suish that I used to have are long gone now. (Lightning isn't easy to control, people! Even harder to aim since it doesn't go straight-shot.) But eh. Thestormslayer is doing a 'what if' version of Rai, if she were 18 when she met Edward. Same past, but she was stationed at Northern Command for a while and got transferred back with Mustang because of the fact that she had problems with authority. Which she does... hence, her calling Mustang 'Flameass'. The cool thing is. I might actually get 50 reviews before I put chapter 7 up! Props to whoever becomes number 50! I might end up doing a small special for whoever becomes Reviewer # 100. I'm not sure yet. Anyway. Better head off...Later. 5/19/2012 ...Been a while, hasn't it? I know, I know, you guys're yammering for the next chapter. I dearly apologize, my Microsoft Word trial version ran out and now I have to get the registered version from my mom... She can't find it though, so that's going to be a bit of a problem... As it is, though, I am trying to type up the chapter, but not having Microsoft Word, which happens to be the best program for , is pushing it back a ways... If only I could find the box it was in... I'd better get to work on it, at least. I will have the next chapter up as soon as possible... Though next week might be really busy... birthday, you know. 6/22/2012 Okay, I just heard something on this site that's utter bullshit. Complete and total bullshit. They're eliminating accounts of the people that put up MA fanfictions?! Just because they put up MA fanfictions?? 's getting to be as bad as YouTube now. What the fuck is this?! Fucking really?! So you're going to eliminate most of the people on just because of this rule. It's bad for business, dumbasses. You do this and you're not going to be a popular site anymore, you're screwing yourself over with this. ...God, I swear people are idiots... |