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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I'm supposed to post something witty, clever or meaningful here. I got nothin.

I write things because it's fun. I have a couple of fanfics in the works, but it will be a while before they're ready. In the mean time, enjoy Never Again and all the trouble Harry and Co. cause. There might be a sequel. Or my head might explode. You never know.

Do not anger the Dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Someone else was clever and wrote this:

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense spiraled into depression as churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP: We shall remember

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Harry Potter: loser by HP.HG. fan forever reviews
Harry had just won the war, but what had he won. Every one he loved is gone and decides to leave for parts unknown. Little does he know how far he will go. A/U Rated M for language. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8706 - Favs: 17,057 - Follows: 20,234 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 7,370 - Follows: 8,172 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7840 - Favs: 10,763 - Follows: 11,270 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 14,849 - Follows: 15,949 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Marry You by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry and Daphne find themseves trapped in a hasty marriage after a drunken night, and there is no way out. How will they cope with that? Warnings: underage drinking, probably a lemon or two, and Weasley bashing. Also, English is not my first language, so be prepared for strange language quirks or don't read. Chapter 3 partly rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 206,142 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 2/9/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Vanishing Kid by KaousuShin reviews
No one expected one day to see a blonde kid flashing through a public street, no one expected the blonde kid to be completely oblivious to what he was doing. Just as no one expected it all to be an accident. Accidental Hiraishin Naruto/Strong Naruto(obviously). Adopted from TheBeardedOne. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 10/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Simply Irrefutable by bookworm1993 reviews
Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,021 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter The Gamer Reborn by Silverrosestorm reviews
Dont Fear the Reaper" challenge, by user Reptilia28 - Harry dies and is given another go, but he is given not only his memories but something else to help him through. he and his soul mate are granted the ability to treat life like a video game. Written for NaNoWriMo 2017
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,069 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 11/2/2017
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Wardens of the Fae by Steam Powered Crow reviews
A response to Paladeus challenge "Champions of Lilith". With the Future all but lost, The Faerie Queen sends one of her last children to send Harry Potter and his lovey ladies, Hermione and Luna, back in time to prevent Voldemort's reign. Against Dark Lords, false friends and plotting old men, can they set the future right? Lunar Harmony. AD/SS/RW/MW/GW bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,348 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 12,377 - Follows: 12,390 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
In enemy waters by DerLaCroix reviews
Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,025 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The One Appointment We All Must Keep by mandymld reviews
Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,919 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Luna L.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5602 - Favs: 14,771 - Follows: 16,450 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,346 - Follows: 13,447 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Ground Hog Harry by mandymld reviews
Harry relives Fourth year over and over again, trying to get it right. First up, Neville's name comes out of the Triwizard Cup. Chaos ensues. One of my Dusty Bunny stories but too long to be posted under that Banner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 8/31/2016
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 6,297 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,648 - Follows: 11,544 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6607 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Number 48 Rebirth by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry has died, again. This is his last shot, his last chance before he gets written off forever. This is his 48th life. But he is not alone, the game plan has changed and he's got a plan to fix everything. Hopefully while avoiding dying again. Death at his shoulder. Warnings language and possible mature situations later. Hiatus Pending Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,948 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, OC
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 5,985 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 10,951 - Follows: 12,745 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 7,044 - Follows: 8,029 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 812 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Hindsight by Athenian Grace reviews
"Ten years," James whispered to his wife. "We've been dead for ten years… how is this possible?" Ten years after the tragedy at Godric's Hollow, James and Lily come back to life and find their world turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,812 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P.
Society of the Vesta Accolates by mandymld reviews
Narcissa M wants to join a magical high society league, to do so she is assigned 3 labors dealing with the Hearth, Home & Family as well as an apprentice, Hermione who wants to rescue Harry & free Sirius. Lucius just wants to support his wife, Draco wants to run away from home and Dumbledore, well he just wants his headache to go away. AD/MW bashed a pinch. Summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,335 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3951 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 9,743 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15201 - Favs: 22,949 - Follows: 20,181 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 380 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6168 - Favs: 15,155 - Follows: 5,265 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 368 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 10,130 - Follows: 5,349 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 641 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5547 - Favs: 12,337 - Follows: 6,031 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 1,237 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6510 - Favs: 13,501 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When I said I Do by Alyondria reviews
Tsunade has a problem the village needs more future shinobi, so she gives some of her shinobi a mission, get married and have lots of babies, when she matches them up things get interesting. Mature Graphic Content & Crack Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 243 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 631 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Again reviews
Having been ill Hermione does not arrive for her seventh year until September 9th. Everything should be fine right? Harry can't get into that much trouble in just 9 days... Does not follow cannon. HP/HG NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.