Hi! I'm a 21-year-old asexual feminist who curses like a sailor. Feel free to get a head-start on hating me so I can get a head-start on giving no fucks.

I'm majoring in Chemistry at George Mason University and minoring in fine art. I speak and read a little Latin, Japanese, and Farsi (Persian). I do ballet, cook, bake (yes, cooking and baking are two different things), write (no shit Sherlock), draw, paint, carve, sculpt, make jewellery, make stained glass, and there's probably some other crap I've forgotten. I also read books and fanfiction voraciously. Guess that's that.

I typically can't stand 1st person stories because people can't write them properly, but the.israel.project107, snowdragonct, and the absolutely godly Sunhawk (she's not on ffnet, bless her heart, but if you Google Sunhawk's 'Ion Arc' you'll find the most incredible Gundam Wing AC fanfiction ever written - and I've read hundreds) have shown themselves to be proficient. Also, can't forget the immortal Rick Riordan with the Percy Jackson books. I can't think of any other writers right now who use it well, but if I remember, I'll honour them here.

My own fanfiction is old and outdated, so please don't judge my skills by that. Actually, please only read the stories published in 2010 or later. Everything before that is complete and utter shit that I only keep here to remind myself how far I've come.

Often when I start a story, I don't end up finishing it. Actually, I almost never get to the tenth chapter. How "100 Days of Ace Being a Buttwipe" got as long as it did is purely a mystery to me. My attention span increases the older I get, but I'm still not what you'd call dedicated in any sense of the term.

I AM AN ARTIST ON DeviantART, SO PLEASE LOOK ME UP: http://On Archive of Our Own (AO3), my pen name is AuntieNadeshiko/Haurvatat and sometimes I post things there that I don't post here. Just saying. I'm forgetful like that. My tumblr Homestuck blog is at http:// as well