Heyhey: If I haven't told you yet, Emzigale07 is the most amazing authoress evah :) Her fanfic Seeing, then the sequel Losing Sight, and her little prequel series, make living worth living for me (melodramatic!).

Life goal: Visit Nowhere, Oklahoma.

Quotes:

-"Make it work!" Tim Gunn

-"I am a white male between the ages of eighteen and forty nine with a loud mouth and a gun. I AM the American dream." Tony, same ep

-Hmm, I shall have to think of more quoteable quotes other than of course the classic Mythbusters quotes "I reject your reality and substitute my own", "Concierto in C4", and "If it's worth doing, it's worth OVERdoing", and "Failure is ALWAYS an option".

-"Would you like a cup of tea?" -Hatter, Syfy's Alice. Mostly cos he just looks so awesome when he says it.

-"To the inexperienced, hunting tigers is merely an exotic form of suicide." Colonel Jim Graham, the Syfy movie Maneater

-"I thought my design books were all I needed to come into this competition, but I'm going to need to get a dictionary as soon as I get back to Georgia." Anthony off this season's Runway

-"Lucky for me, I know someone who is fluent in gobbledygook." Olivia Dunham off Fringe, which is one of the greatest TV shows in existence.

Random

I saw Michael Weatherly in a bad movie on the SyFy channel. It's called Asteroid. It's about the end of the world. Excellent.

Meine Self

I'm a country girl, southern US. I am in high school, and as some of you know I used to want to be an archeologist and attend University of South Carolina. However, now I want to be a forensic anthropologist and want to attend Appalachian State, or Western Carolina-- both in NC.

Also I made it into GSSM! It's an incredible residential high school in my state.

Fanfiction!!

I have started a community. It's called Tony and the Probie, and it's for McNozzo friendship (not slash) pieces that may or may not have another ship in it. Anyway, I love their dynamic this season, anyone else? PM me if you run across a fic that fits, ya hear?

Favorite stories!!! You could just look at the list, of course, but this is a list of the best.

LorelaiGilmore82's "The Way We Were", NCIS. Sooo incredibly sad.

Sashile's "Of Jews and Gentiles" series, NCIS. Simply fabulous, well written.

Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" and "Fiance", HP. Well written, brings life to the James/Lily legend.

GriffinSky's "Proving Them Wrong", HP. I always knew I liked Percy.

iCyou's "Custody", iCarly. Well written, gritty.

HarmoniousPie's oneshot "Nutter Butter's and Rule Number Two", NCIS. Cute.

aloxi's oneshot "for all sad words", HP. Gave my brain a bit of a stare-into-a-disco-ball-for-too-long effect.

Anything by Tateleh. She's beast.

C.Rara's "The Valentine's Day List", HP, was cute.

LiLMiSSHERMY's "That Famous Weasley Charm", HP. Secondary characters brought to the limelight, Weasley brothers, where can you go wrong?

FiveRoses' "Self Analysis for Dummies", Mentalist. Well written and interestingly insightful in the way only fans can be.

And my new favorite author (equalling my bud Tateleh in awesomeness) is... dork-with-glasses! Everything I have read from her is awesome. You can't go wrong with a 'dork' fic.

I am adding to the list of epicness my new buddy Allya Ride, her story Fractured Love Stories Make More Sense (aka Petals on a Rose, she changed the title) is epicly beautiful.

Another for the list of Epic: emzigale07's stories Seeing and Losing Sight, they're Draco/OC's that are fabulously written. And I don't like AU's!

Note to self: All of my little oneshots kind of take place in the same universe, except for maybe Last Time but even that one could fit in; but, the others fit in well together, especially (obviously) my three-part Friday night fics (Wild Things, Pawprints, Probie) and The L Word, as I plan to reference The L Word in Pawprints and Probie.

My stories:

A Little Padfoot never hurt anyone: Sirius reaps what he sows. Oneshot with an OC, I wrote it for a future project that I have never even started. I just didn't take the fic down because I kinda like it.

Revelations: Here we go! This's my first NCIS fic. Tiva, McAbby (the best ships). Tony goes on a crazy rescue mission to get Ziva back from the clutches of eeeeeeeeevil. And of course there are liberal doses of DiNozzo humor as well as angst.

Kaleidoscope: Sequel to Revelations. Tony's picked up the pieces, but when Ziva comes back, things get... messy. Lots of fire, angst, love- Eep Tim and Abby!- and basically just... revenge.

Why: A Paula and Ziva thing. I always kind of got the impression they were fighting over Tony. Really short and really bad, but there you have it.

Marine Undercover: In progress: Tony and Ziva go undercover to solve the murders of Marines with Middle Eastern partners. Crimefic with TIVA! Ehh, to everyone who I've Pmed, it's coming, it's coming, it IS coming, just reeeeally slowly. Sorry.

Jailbirds: A funny tag to 7.03 The Inside Man. Tony and McGee in jail. 'Nuff said.

Right: A tag to 4.20 Cover Story. McGeeky goes to Tony for some advice of a womanly nature. A tad angsty, but Tim gets some good quips in on Tony.

What now?: A little tag to 5.14 Internal Affairs, once again a McNozzo friendship. Tim gives Tony some advice when Ziva is too angry to say what Tony needs to hear.

All Bets On: Started as a McNozzo friends tag... But blossomed into a whole team minus Abby and Ducky friendship piece. Because everyone loves Gibbs, interrogations, and money.

Last Time: One of the angstiest things I have written so far I think, but well deserved for this season. My first songfic (This is the Last Time by Keane), following episode 7.04. Tonycentric of course, but with a cameo by Ziva.

The L Word: Angst galore. Abby pushes Tony for the truth about his feelings for Ziva over a game of Truth or Dare, taking place during that flashback series during ToC. S7 spoilers, obviously. Duh.

Pawprints: Doggy story focusing mostly on McGee and his puppy but with a liberal dose of McAbby. I'll likely be adding a couple chapters later per request of my sister The Big Black Panther.

Wild Things: Sort of a prequel to Pawprints, this one shall NOT be expanded as it does not need to be. Exploring Abby's line in Pawprints, "Your partner in crime requisitioned my partner in crime."

Probie: Taking place simultaneously with Pawprints, this one chronicles Tony celebrating Ziva becoming a real agent. Leave it to Tony to find a bar named Apple Pie.

Kore Persephone: Impulse post, poem I wrote for school.

Bated Breath: A Rose/Scorpius romance piece, almost complete- Scorpius dealing with prejudice, fights, etc at the same time as his feelings for a stubborn redhead. Lots of introspective.

Future projects:

Tags to various episodes for the Tony/Tim progressive relationship. Friendship, not slash!

A Lily E/James P Harry Potter fiction. Sixth year, taking in the events that made Lily not hate James so much, then maybe moving to seventh year when they begin going out. Title in the works.

A Veronica Mars fic entitled Struggles... yeah I know, cheesy title. It takes place during college, still, and Ronnie and Logan end up lab partners. eventual LoVe