Note:I do not claim ownership over any of the shows/games/etc. that I write about! I only create (some) characters for the stories and I only write the stories (a friend or two usually helps me with them too)!! That also means that I only own the characters I made up. Not the other fancharacters (my friends on other sites made them) or the official characters! So don't go accusing me of plagiarism!

I don't create my own avatars, either. They're just pictures I find online or on one of my wallpaper apps. All credit goes to their respective creators.

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, 'Under God.'

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a

classroom. The teacher was going to explain

evolution to the children. The teacher asked

a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree

outside?

TOMMY: Yes..

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass

outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see

if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes

later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see

God because he isn't there. Possibly he just

doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the

boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked

the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree

outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass

outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the

teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we

were taught today in school, she possibly

may not even have one!

(You Go Girl!)

FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT'

II CORINTHIANS 5:7

Dont forget to paste this on your profile! Everyone should read and paste, especially today with prayer restricted in school. Copy & paste on your profile IF you believe in GOD!!

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sitthrough a commercial?

Remember When Music Videos Were uploaded by users not VEVO

Remember When all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?

Remember The famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site not corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

Thumbs up to keep this going!

If you love going on youtube help out with this!!

JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.."

If you are not ashamed, past this on your profile

I'm not one bit ashamed to past this, Are you?

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, ilikeanimeandmanga, Dark Maiden95

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5, Dark Maiden95

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I love foxes, especially if they have two tails, wear gloves and sneakers, and save the day from an evil mad scientist alongside a blue hedgehog.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, omg.whoamiagain, , MariFerolla, Bakagirl101, The Original Natsuko, VelonicaSushi, Mayo2198, Dark Maiden95

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sonic is way cooler than Mario, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so bored in school and you create fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (imagine being an eagle... stares dreamily into the distance)

If you would die for your faith, copy this into your profile.

If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like OCs ,copy and paste this to your profile

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your prof.

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 An idiot
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I killed a mop because I wanted to.

If this does not bring tears to your eyes are even stirs your heart, then you a cold bastard that doesn't deserve the luxury of a nice house, warm food, and a soft bed.

One More Soul That Never Got A Chance…

I just wanted to be a good family cat. Play around with children and sleep with my owners. I never thought this would happen…

“I would like that one.”

I never thought I would be chosen. To be one of the poor souls here. I never wanted any of this…

“Are you sure? There are many others to choose from.”

I-I just wanted to live a happy life, in a warm home. Not here, in this hell…

“Yes I’m sure.”

I whimper in pain as a caliper clamps down on my neck. I am raised out of my cage, the other 13 cats staring at me with sad eyes…

“How would you like it?”

It is hard to breath as I am just hanging here. I recount my life. All the cats I hear and see killed. I even feel for the dogs who get the same treatment. It sickens me to see it, and now it’s happening to me…

“Half-dead.”

I begin to pant as I see a man go over and get a metal pole…

“Are you sure you want it half-dead now?”

Please, say no. Just let him kill me and get it over with…

“Yes I am sure.”

I cry out in pain as the pole hit me in the head. He reared back and hit me harder. My blood splatters the ground…

“Harder. I want to leave soon, I have a meeting to go to at 1.”

Smack

Gasp

Smack

Whimper

Smack

Twitch

I breath faintly as my wounds gush out blood, my fur soaked in my own blood. I now only can twitch as the pole beats me…

“That good?”

Please, let him just finish me off…

“Yes.”

I am tossed into a bag, and I breath very slowly. Here I am bleeding to death in a plastic bag…

“Thank you for your services sir.”

Why doesn’t someone do something? I am a living creature just like them! I did nothing wrong! So what did I do to deserve this?

“Your welcome, and I will come back for another soon.”

More condemned to this life. To this life of torture. A cat deserves a family, the ability to play with toys, have kits, and sleep in the crook of a bent knee. Not this, nothing deserves this…

“Have a good day sir.”

My breath has almost stopped, most of blood now gone. I close my eyes and wait for the death that is coming. My heart slowly stops, my life now over. I guess I was just one more soul that never got a chance…

Copy and Paste this into your profile if this made you sick and feel for the animals in pain all over the world.

If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

put this
(o)on your page
if u like music

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), RikkiLucario7 (USA), Kuro Rakka Shimo (USA), AATCPartyRockAnimal (Croatia), Golden Quintet (USA),Asery Aseerrmio Ecvoll Asernil(USA), Nicky0 (USA), Dark Maiden95 (USA)

15 Disney and Pixar Reminders That You're Great:

1. Mr. Incredible named himself after you.

2. You're so awesome that the Fairy Godmother wouldn't need a wand.

3. You're colossal and stupendous! (I bet you can fly.)

4. The only word to describe you would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

5. Scar was surrounded by idiots. You clearly weren't there.

6. You're the leader. Everyone else is following.

7. There are no glitches in your game.

8. You're more on target than Merida's arrow.

9. You're the coolest cat around.

10. You look great in either pink OR blue.

11. Owl will never interrupt your story.

12. You give even better hugs than Lotso.

13. The emperor is jealous of YOUR groove.

14. You're more charming than Jack Sparrow.

15. You put the glad in gladiator.

Now copy and paste this onto your profile to brighten someone else's day. :)

Things Disney taught me:

1. Its okay to be different and to be adventurous (The Little Mermaid)

2. Anyone can cook (Ratatouille)

3. A girl can do a man's job (Mulan)

4. Stop wishing and start doing (Aladdin)

5. You're not alone (Lion King)

6. Beauty isn't skin deep (Shrek & Beauty and the Beast)

7. Don't give up, just keep swimming (Finding Nemo)

8. More energy from laughter than screams (Monsters Inc.)

9. You're never too old for an adventure (Up)

10. Children aren't toxic (Monsters Inc.)

11. One bug/person can make a difference (A Bugs Life)

12. Never look back, it distracts you from now (The Incredibles)

13. Things get better (Cinderella)

14. Innocence isn't protection (Snow white)

15. Those who are gone never really leave us (Lion King)

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Really Stupid Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would only hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[X] being a parent
[X] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[X] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[X] failure
[X] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[X] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[X] death
[ ] heaven
[X] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[X] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[X] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[X] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[X] throwing up
[X] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total : 18

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty?

If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile.

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

...creepy.

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination. No one is sure whether he is Bunny's partner or nemisis... but copy him with bunny anyway!

LIST YOUR TOP TEN KINGDOM HEARTS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Roxas
2. Axel
3. Aqua
4. Saix
5. Leon
6. Ventus
7. Riku
8. Sora
9. Terra
10. Vanitas

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Ask him what the heck he wants, and tell him it better be important.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Ask who it is, and what they're doing, and tell them to get out.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I would be dumbstruck with horror and confusion, and then I'd help 3, 1, and 2 crash the wedding.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thanks, Leon! _

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would watch him sleep, he's so adorable! Then I'd probably go to sleep too.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Sweet! Riku's part of my family!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Sora! I told you not to go fight Sephiroth on your own!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I would get revenge on Terra by doing something to humiliate him, and THEN see if he makes fun of my friends again.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't mind, sometimes I wonder if Vanitas wants to murder me... O_O

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Everything in his power to protect me, and then if he needs to, destroy them while dual-wielding.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He would get me to the hospital, and stay with me until I can walk again.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

DEM! I WANT A SITAR LIKE YOURS!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Knowing Saix, he'd probably just watch the building burn and leave me there to die.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Just stand by and act like he doesn't know me. XD

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Roxas: This is bad...I don't trust him! *deciding whether or not to object*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Maybe work up the courage to ask me out himself.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By telling me he knows I can win, and cheering me on.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Bind me, gag me, and lock me in a closet until someone notices I'm gone.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's such a nice guy, heroic, loyal, determined, not to mention hot!

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
I would warn Axel to make sure Aqua never finds out...

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
It wouldn't be a date, and Aqua's parents were probably killed during BBS, if not before.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It means that Saix is trying to put us all off guard for when he tries to kill Terra.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, Ven has a girlfriend (Naomi, one of my OCs)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Tsk, Tsk. What will Naomi say? Better yet, what will Terra, Aqua, and Master Eraqus say! *corners Ven*
Ven: *gulps* O_O'

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He's staring at me, does he like me?

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Go talk to Kairi, I think she wants to tell you something.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
I chew Terra out for being such a coward, then tell him to make sure it's ME he loves, not Aqua.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
I let out a bloodcurdling scream, then wake myself up in the process. Roxas would come into my room to check on me, and then be completely baffled when I stare at him in horror (no offense, I just don't like yaoi.)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours.
No! How could I be so stupid! Saix must have kidnapped Aqua and taken her to Xemnas!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No.

Would 2 trust 5?
I don't see why not.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Saix and Vanitas get into a fight to the death.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Some kind of sport probably. Martial Arts would be my guess.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Aqua would probably be showing Ven how to make side-dishes, like salad, and she would make the actual meal.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Police officers, definitely

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Sure! There hair's not too different to begin with, Leon's is just longer than Sora's.

What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Probably blonde, with blue eyes, and about his height. As long as she's nice, he'll be happy!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Probably about Aqua and how Terra's madly in love with her (Vanitas is secretly ploting to win her over, though.)

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Roxas: Uhh sorry, Vanitas. O_O'
Vanitas: Oh are you? *grabs Roxas by the collar*

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Terra would be a little creeped out, but not say anything to Axel.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
They would make plans for same time next week.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Why on earth wouldn't I invite Ven? *huggles him*

7 won the lottery?
Riku: *makes sure no one's around, and hides the money*
Me: *walks in* Whatcha got there, Riku?
Riku: Nothing! You can't have my lottery money! *looks disgusted with himself*

8 had quite a big secret?
Don't we all?

9 became a singer?
That would be interesting...

10 got a daughter?
She would have pale skin, black hair, and amber eyes. I would PRAY he was secretly married at one point, while being very creeped out.

What would 1 think of 2?
Roxas is Axel's best friend! He thinks Axel's awesome, of course!

How would 3 greet 4?
By summoning her Keyblade and preparing to attack*

What would 4 envy about 5?
The fact that Leon has a heart.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Leon: (About Ven in BBS) *wakes up* Huh?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both have Keyblades.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Riku: Sora, Sora, Sora...always slacking on the job. *gets trash can with freezing cold water*

Where would 8 meet 9?
Most likely in the Realm of Darkness. Unless Terra escaped back to the Realm of Light.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
All of Eraqus's secrets.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If Roxas tries to kill Xion's daughter.

Is 3 Gay?
No, she loves Terra!

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, darn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

Copy and paste this if you think Twilight is the way to world peace

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you just lost the game, copy and paste this in your profile!

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile

If you like Sonic, put this on your profile!

If you like noodles, put this on your profile!

If you ever hit someone over the head for being a idiot and said sorry later copy and paste this in your profile.

Quiz

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Abby
2. Abigail
3. Hikari

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Dark Maiden95
2. Jewel Queen
3. Goddess of Jewels

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My quick Japanese-learning skills
2. I don't easily succumb to peer pressure
3. My taste in earrings

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My tendancy to procrastinate sometimes
2. My inability to tan
3. My stubborn acne

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. German
3. Norwegian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. Vomit
2. Bugs (especially stinging and biting ones)
3. The unknown

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Internet
2. Reading
3. Sleep

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. White sweatshirt
2. Jeans
3. Silver nail polish :)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Utada Hikaru
2. Evanescence
3. Jesse McCartney

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Passion/Sanctuary - Utada Hikaru
2. 21 Guns - Green Day
3. Bring Me to Life - Evanescence

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Write a Sonic OVA fic
2. Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
3. Getting my driver's license

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is optional):
1. Friendship
2. Fairness
3. Trust

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: This one's a tricky one!
1. I have played video games since I was five (long live Sonic the Hedgehog!!)
2. I have crushed a glass in my bare hand
3. I'm typing this from the bottom of the sea (it's very wet down here)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Humor (non-sexual, please)
2. Hair (not too long, but not REALLY short either)
3. Personality (does he treat me kindly?)

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Tan
2. Beat a Sonic game (T.T)
3. Keep from blowing all my allowance money on books

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing fanfiction
2. Video games
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Play an old Sonic game
2. Listen to music
3. Watch YouTube videos

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Japanese interpreter
2. Chinese interpreter
3. Psychologist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New York
2. Tokyo, Japan
3. DISNEY WORLD!! :D

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Hikaru (Japanese unisex name meaning radiance, light)
2. Ryan
3. Mallory

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Beat an old Sonic game
2. Go to Japan
3. Have no regrets

Element Quiz

FIRE:
] You have a short temper
] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
] You are very competitive.
] You like to play with fire.
] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
] You often lose control over yourself
] You can be quite reckless.
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
] People have often called you insane.
Total: 1

WATER:
[X] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[X] You like to go to the beach
[X] You rarely get angry.
[X] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[X] You think before you act.
] You are good at breaking up fights.
[X] You are a great swimmer.
[X] You like the rain.
[X] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
] You are very generous.
Total: 8

EARTH:
] You are physically strong.
] You have a close connection with nature.
] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[X] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
[X] You rarely get depressed.
] You aren't afraid of anything.
] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

AIR:
] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
] You tend to be impatient.
] You are easily distracted.
[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[X] You wish you could fly.
Total: 5

DARKNESS:
[X] You spend most of your time alone.
[X] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
] You like creepy things.
[X] You like to play tricks on people.
] Black is your favorite color
[X] You prefer the villains over the heroes
[X] You don't talk much.
] You are an atheist.
] You don't mind watching scary movies.
] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

LIGHT:
[X] You are very polite.
[X] You are spiritual.
[X] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
] You believe everything you see or hear.
] You are afraid of the dark.
[X] You hate violence.
[X] You hope for world peace
] Everyone loves to be around you
[X] You always follow the rules.
] You laugh/smile a lot.
Total: 6

I am definitely water. :)

Did I like nut another to it send, do to better anything have doesn't that person a like this reading time sweet your took you since.
(Now read it backwards!)

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok.

I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down and watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher comes to see mummy and daddy and starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school can’t really help me. The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made many friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent to the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly am I going to die? My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare incurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you love Severus Snape, copy this on to your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

Harry Potter Survey

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yes

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Billius

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes I have.

Read All The Books?
Yep, finished the whole series in one month. :)

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Very good writer

Favorites

Weasley?
Fred & George FTW!! :D

Character, Overall?
Severus Snape

Female Character?
Like them all about the same

Male Charcter?
Severus Snape or Lucius Malfoy

Group Of Characters?
Either Dumbledore's Army or the Death Eaters

Adult?
Severus Snape or Lucius Malfoy

Professor?
Severus Snape

Relationship?
None, really

Spell?
Expecto Protonum

Sweet?
Chocolate frogs (got one for Christmas!) :D

Place?
Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?
Love 'em both :)

Product?
Extendable Ears

Shop?
Flourish and Blotts

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy (good-for-nothing snob.)

Character, Overall?

Percy Weasley (only HP character that I truly dislike)

Female?
Dolores Umbridge

Male?
Peter Pettigrew, Cornelius Fudge, Barty Crouch Sr.

Adult?
Barty Crouch Sr.

Student?
None

Spell?
None

Book?
Prisoner of Azkaban or Half-Blood Prince

Relationship?
None

Sweet?
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (certain flavors)

Death Eater?
Any that don't play a huge role in the series

Shop?
Borgon & Burke's

Place?
Shrieking Shack

Professor?
Gilderoy Lockhart, Dolores Umbridge

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione if I have to choose between them (like them both)

Neville or Seamus?
Tough call...Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape!!

Fred Or George?
Both

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Goblet of Fire

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? I like 'em all. :)

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Fred & George Weasely

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Honestly, I think any of them BUT Gryffindor (I am a huge coward. XD)

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Moaning Myrtle

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Potions and Transfiguration

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Severus Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Keeper or Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Weasely twins, Luna, Neville, Seamus, Dean

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione, maybe Draco Malfoy

Which character in the book can you relate to? Harry and Hermione

What pet would you get? Cat

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? No clue

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? No, I'd go for help.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Uh... hi. Thinking: What are you doing here? O_O

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Either tell me what he wants or stand there in silence until one of us breaks it.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Nobody, don't wanna give people the wrong idea (though somebody would probably figure it out eventually.)

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? f course I would! No teacher has the right to torture students like that!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? I probably wouldn’t go, but if I did, I'd go with a friend or alone

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Luna's hair color is probably closest to mine

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Who has blue eyes…?

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black of course!

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubble gum pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black like his hair

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Dark green

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I would save it for when I really needed it, or drink a little at a time.

Do you like the books more or the movies? I like them both equally

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus Lupin

What would your Patronus take shape in? A dragon cuz they're awesome! :)

What would be your Animagus form? A cat or an eagle

What subject do you want to be the best in? All of them!

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Both

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Severus Snape? Severus Snape!!

Hagrid or Severus Snape? Snape

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Both

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric, SO much cuter!

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? L-U-N-A!

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Neither

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Neither, where’s the book shop?

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Well the Death Eaters

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third

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It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, "Drink up."
She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger,
aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to cut herself.
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said "My Name Is: Alone."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn't.

Would you do this?

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gave him a big hug.)

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

ANNOYING FACT #1- 10 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE WILL DIE.

Weather Forecast for tonight: Dark

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS

The road to success is always under construction.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

Just some stuff to let you know my level of insanity

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling: "see the city of the tents that stretched in every direction. They made"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My printer


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Big Bang Theory

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:07

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:04


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My ceiling fan

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going in the house from the car, about two and a half hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Someone else's profile.


9. What are you wearing?
Pajamas.

10. Did you dream last night?
Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?
Tonight, watching T.V. with my stepmom and stepsister.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing but pretty paint. :)

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not that I can think of.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Eh. *shrugs*


15. What is the last film you saw?
Kung Fu Panda with my stepsister.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An iPod Touch, a PSP, a memory foam mattress, so many things...


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I actually drink DIET soda instead of regular.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
The way people treat each other.

19. Do you like to dance?
No, I can't do it for the life of me.

20. George Bush:
No comment...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Don't want kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See question 21.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course!

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?
Hmm...Zeus and Hera.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I talk back to the T.V., if you do, copy and paste this on you profile

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

Why go away from the profile? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Shhhhhh...Im tring to avoid you...dont tell them though...OMG, how did you find me?!

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You have just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Help!ican'tfindthespacebar!

How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off!"

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (I don't hate them, though!)

If you are horrible at taking directions... Copy and paste to your profile...

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If your a pathetic wretch who is attracted to an fictional character...then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Zexion is not emo, put this on your profile.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Yes, I'm a gamer girl; Yes, we do exist...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.

79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Favorite Animal: Cat
My Least Favorite Animal: Do bugs count?
My Favorite Color: Blue
My Favorite Thing in the World: Probably Kingdom Hearts. My family isn't bad either. _
My Least Favorite Thing in the World: School and homework
My Favorite Thing to Do: Write Fanfics and read!
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Go to school
My Greatest Achievement: Gonna take two languages in high school this year.
My Favorite Person: My mom or dad
My Least Favorite Person: Girl who used to bully me
My Favorite Time of Day: Nighttime!
My Least Favorite Time of Day: Early morning

My Favorite Famous Quote: "Got it memorized?" - Axel
My Favorite Personal Quote: None
My Favorite Boy Name: Jake
My Favorite Girl Name: Too many
My Favorite Element: Water
My Favorite Environment: Beach or somewhere snowy
My Favorite Weather: Cold, cloudy, rainy, snowy, just no heat or sun
My Strongest Subject: Language Arts, or Japanese
My Favorite Month: December or June
My Most Recognizable Trait: Always wearing cool earrings!
My Favorite Memory: None
My Least Favorite Memory: My grandma's funeral
My Proudest Memory: None
The Memory My Friends Talk About: None
My First Concert: Alan Jackson
My Last Concert: None
My First Word: Cracker
The Last English Word I Spoke: Oops
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: All my friends!
My Best Friend Now: See above question.
My Role-Model: None
My Hero: None
My Heroine: None
The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: Too many to name
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents
My Favorite Present: My Wii or Nintendo DS
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: None
Not So Innocent Secrets: None
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: 0
My Biggest Fear: That everyone I love will abandon me.
Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Nothing
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!
Am I a Slacker: Depends on my mood
Am I a Hypocrite: Again, it depends on my mood
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: Nope, never seen one
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: None!
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: Nope
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Sushi (yum!)

How Many Different Countries Have I been to: Canada
Can I Cook: Sort of

Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anyone in my family or friends
My Loudest Family Member: My cousin
My Quietest Family Member: Probably me
My Most Eccentric Family Member: None
My Happiest Family Member: My stepsister
My Polar Opposite Family Member: No one comes to mind...
My Most Annoying Family Member: No one

My Oldest Family Member: My paternal grandmother

My Worst Nightmare: None

My Worst Pet Peeve: So many
Last Thing I Was Angry At: The people on Wife Swap

Last Movie I Cried In: None

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime, PLEASE copy & paste this into your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If 1/4 of your life is music, the other 1/4 is fanfiction, 1/4 is your friends, and the other 1/4 is eat and sleep, copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, KingdomHeartsRox, Dark Maiden95

If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!

Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.

TOTAL: 3

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.

TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.

TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.

TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.

TOTAL: 2

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.

TOTAL:3

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.

TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.

TOTAL: 2

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.

TOTAL: 3

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL: 2

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.

TOTAL:2

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.

TOTAL: 3

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

TOTAL: 2

Put this in your profile if you think Axel shouldn't have died.

Put this in your profile if you wish Sora could've woken up without Xion and Roxas rejoining him.

Put this in your profile if Xion's death scene upset you.

Put this in your profile if you have trouble figuring out Riku's personality.

Put this in your profile if Axel's death scene upset you.

Put this in your profile if you believe Nobodies can somehow feel.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die".

Post this on your profile if it touched you, or if you would die without your mate's love.

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you think that God isn't real and that Jesus Christ didn't suffer and die for us, just think about this. There's a molecule in our body called laminin which holds all of our cells together. Without it we could not exist as our cells could not bind. Laminin is in the shape of a cross so we have millions of microscopic crosses holding us together every day of our lives. God's love holds us together every day of our lives.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you see people with autism as actual human beings, not diseased subhuman monsters, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google/Bing or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

Lots of people don't know what Asperger Syndrome is. If you know what it is, HAVE IT, or know someone who has it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Kingdom Hearts should be on the Nintendo Wii, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that people should STOP suggesting Roxas and Axel are gay, then you WILL copy and paste this into your profile and you will LIKE IT! They treated each other like BROTHERS!

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you love, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you're too old for trick-or-treating, but dress up for Halloween anyway, copy and paste this into your profile and give your name and costume. soraxkairifangirl: Witch Princess, Dark Maiden95: Organization XIII member

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone visits sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer copy this in your profile

If you're addicted to anime, copy & paste this into your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you're a geek/loser, paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you love Demyx, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe Marluxia is straight, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you KNOW the entire Organization is straight.

If you think that Demyx is adorable (not hot) copy this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist -that is NOT a Cullen-, copy this into your profile.

If you still have to do the 'L' is for left' thing with your fingers, or something similar, copy this to your profile.

Many America teenagers think it is their job to rebel against their parents. If you don't take pride in being rude/not listening to your parents/guardians, copy this to your profile.

If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you see all those long poems/lists all over and agree with the message( stop child abuse, stop stereotyping, ect) but don't want to put something That long on you profile, copy THIS to your profile instead.

If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile.

If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a cat, copy this to your profile (I have 2!)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

IF you did not know that the song "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" is copyrighted and that to sing it in a public place is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, but do now and think that that is complete BS, copy this to your profile, and send me a PM for info. add your initials : HNA, DD of B, VC

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Ultra Drama Queen, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, ANMProductions, Dracula X, Dark Maiden95

to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions (Damn fricken terrorists), ANMProductions (How in the HELL do you lose to a terrorist with a tiny little BOX CUTTER!) Dracula X (God bless America), Dark Maiden95 (I can't believe anyone would do something so horrible!)

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, Dark Maiden95

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are only reading this profile 'cause your bored and have nothing to do copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, Dark Maiden95

If you have ever gotten a good idea for a fanfic while sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you're THE The Legend of Zelda fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you hate math paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!

99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry and no offense to any Naruto fans.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

Studies show that someone has done something really stupid in their life. If you're one of those who has done something completely stupid, paste this onto your profile.

Studies show that only two percent of people has never copied and pasted something. If you're the other ninety-eight percent, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are the two percent, copy and paste this onto your profile to finally copy and paste something.

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been to McDonald's, copy this onto your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. (I hate 'em when I don't ask for 'em)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!!

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that stupid monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, organization MA, Anime Freak Sammy, Keiko Sahara, Catalyna Cullen, Dark Maiden95

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in God, put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

I have not, and WILL NOT try pot. If you agree, copy n’ paste

If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the Organization, paste this in your profile

I was born on the day of Vexen

In the month of Xemnas

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx and Lexeaus.

And I am Zexion Larxene years old. You could also say that I'm Saix Marluxia years old.

My favorite number is Xigbar.

But my lucky number is Axel.

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

If you have a long and pointless list of 'copy and paste this into your profile' notes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been tempted to kick someone in the nuts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started laughing uncontrollably, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think popularity is dumb, add your name to this list, and copy and paste this into your profile: KichitheWolf, Dark Maiden95

If you think beauty is dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this in your profile, add your username, and say what it is in the parenthesis. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), SharinganwarriorTribute (KAKASHI HATAKE! see username...), (who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!), Sabaku no Rebecca (OMG Gaara needs to exist! GAARA I NEED YOUUU!!), kunoichixakura (ZOMG! GAARA!), blue-silver light (a book about about the Naruto series.) Erendhyl (Don't get me started: the entire Naruto cast except for Orochimaru, Karin, the Fourth Kazekage, Yashamaru, Uchiha Fugaku, Hyuuga Hiashi, and Haku's dad; most of their jutsu, especially Tsukuyomi; and Firestar from Warriors.), maidenstear(CLOUD STRIFE!!), Charlatan Quintessence (Sai needs to exist.), Dark Maiden95

Admitting you are weird means normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, Pillowcase, moonlit fang, Tekaru Kite, MizuKitsune10, SoulofGold, Dark Maiden95

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your siggy!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self-confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold his or her hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, Dark Maiden95

E.T. phone home! Help him find home and paste him on your profile!!

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If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Nami-san625, Eavan Auria Psyche, Dark Maiden95

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the freedom to homeschool, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Dark Maiden95

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile

The real me: I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Silently Screaming, Herminia4g, Princess of Rose, Dark Maiden95

AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Coolgirl200, Exylim, Din's Daughter, SonicBlade14, Dark Maiden95

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If books, manga, anime, drawing, writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Crescent Hikari, Dark Maiden95

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you met your near twin (In resemblance,personality,or both) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

I am overly obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. If your overly obsessed with Kingdom Hearts raise your hand, and copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’re a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer. And yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a heck of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you use the Internet WAY too much, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG IT! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

1. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Axbyb or Lagbixa

2. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Abizzle

3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Cat

4. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie Smith (street is a number)

5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Harabi

6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Diet Pepsi (LOL!)

7. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Marie Lynn

8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Twilight

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is moron cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line (HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My Mother taught me WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Aw. But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a South Australian SAPSASA(south australian primary school ameatur sports assoiation) jumper
Dry warm Iron
Do not Iron
(...wtf?)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(Gods, then what is actually in it!?)

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling snob.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a snob.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

This is beautiful! Try not to cry!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'caus e I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. Go d said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Vampire Countess

If you make good grades in school, copy/paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

O,O Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1. Mayaxa

2. Zelda

3. Amaya

4. Dexzla

5. Riku

6. Kairi

7. Axel

8. Demyx

9. Roxas

10. Sora

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?
Amaya is too scared of Dexzla to respond (if you read Dexzla's bio above, you'd understand why.)

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.
Roxas: Come on, Riku! Go to the club with me!
Riku: You sick freak. -_-

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?
Kairi because she isn't one of Xemnas's evil minions and she's cool.

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?
Sora: Wow. Never knew Axel and Zelda liked each other like that. O_O

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?
Demyx would do whatever it took to convince Amaya that he's the right one for her (no offense to any gays/lesbian, I'm not a yuri fan.)

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?
Riku, but he'd be pretty closely matched with Dexzla because the powers of darkness and shadows are pretty similar.

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?
The meal is done. Mayaxa cheated and used her psychic powers.

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?
Good question. Probably not Dexzla or Roxas, because Amaya's straight, and Roxas is basically her twin brother because he's Sora's Nobody, so she'd probably go with Demyx.

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?
Not sure what Axel would want from Riku, but if he kidnaps Zelda (Riku's girlfriend in one of my KH fics), it's gotta be something big.

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
Yes, because Amaya can kick some serious butt with her Keyblade.

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?
Zelda marries Sora?! HER OWN BROTHER?! o_0 Everyone would probably be freaking out in unison.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven kidnapped six in KHII.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?
Mayaxa is late for Zelda and Sora's wedding? I'm surprised she went at all.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?
Me: Did you guys go to that strip club? -_-'
Riku: (slurred) He kidnapped me and made me!
Roxas: Did not! (hiccups)

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?
Zelda would probably murder Roxas or Axel, if not both.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?
I think they'll just work together until they make it out. Mayaxa and Kairi are pretty good fighters.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?
Demyx would create a lake so he and Amaya can go fishing.

Four is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?
Roxas would sit in the waiting room with the rest of us. Dexzla is his sister, after all.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning he/she is racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think using medical terms such as 'retarded' and 'gay' as insults is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you think that gay people should have the same rights as a straight couple, copy this to your profile.

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

-Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

-Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

-I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times:
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8118423151811) = 98 percent
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11141523125475) = 96 percent
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (120209202145) = 100 percent
AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12152251567154) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Demyx is a cute little dork, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Try Not to Cry
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1.) Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts character(s)?
Sora, Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Axel/Lea, Saix, Xemnas, Xigbar

2.) What is your favorite pairing?
Sokai, Roxine, and Terqua

3.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
I like straight couples, not yaoi. And I don't know what hentai is.

4.) Ever cosplayed Kingdom Hearts characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
It depends on what you consider cosplaying. I haven't dressed as an actual character, but at my friend's Halloween party, I wore the Organization XIII uniform.

5.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
Chain of Memories (GBA and PS2), 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts I, Kingdom Hearts 3D, some T-shirts, a throw blanket, and some KH manga

6.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
I guess not, but there are a TON of hot guys in KH!

7.) SoraxKairi or RikuxKairi?
Sora x Kairi, no contest

8.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
Neither

9.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Probably Dawn

10.) Do you support the XemnasxSaix theory?
No

11.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
Uh, no. Axel is just an extremely loyal friend who doesn't want to lose Roxas's friendship.

12.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Axel, Zexion, Marluxia, Demyx, Roxas, Xigbar, Saix, Xemnas

13.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Pro-Kairi. She's not nearly as weak and helpless as girls in video games and other media are seen as.

14.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
No, still have to play Coded.

15.) Have you read the manga?
Yes; two Kingdom Hearts 1 volumes, both Chain of Memories volumes, and the first two Kingdom Hearts II volumes.

16.) Do you believe Sora has ADD?
Uhh...no (where did that come from? o_0).

17.) Japanese or English?
Either is fine as long as the Japanese has English subtitles (I'm not fluent yet)

18.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Pro-Naminé. She only messed with Sora's memory because she had to! Besides, she's so cool in KHII.

19.) Demyx = Annoying or funny?
Funny. I like seeing how cowardly he can get sometimes. And he's nicer than most Org. members, so that sets him apart. :)

20.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
No, otherwise I think Demyx would be a merman. His somebody could've come from Twilight Town or Destiny Islands for all we know!

21.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
He's hot!!

22.) Which character would be the best crossdresser?
...

23.) Axel = Gay or strait?
Straight! My friend and I are writing a fic and pairing him with one of her (female) OCs.

24.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
No one is good when they're out of character.

25.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Totally! Especially the ones where Sora, Riku, or Roxas (or a combination of the above) gets kidnapped, preferably by the Organization. Just no yaoi.

26.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Yup.

27.) Do you like lemons?
No.

28.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
I don't think so (I tend to avoid discussing video games with my parents)

29.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
What's that?

30.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
No, but I don't think I want to. Kairi belongs with Sora!

31.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
No, not that I'm aware of.

32.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
No. I lost the ability to draw years ago.

33.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
See above question.

34.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
Not that I've noticed...

35.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
Nope, not yet.

36.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
I've always wondered what it tasted like. :)

37.) Would you ever join Organization Xlll?
Probably not, but the coats are cool!

38.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery on dA.
Again, see question 32.

39.) Do you think Riku is still sexy when possessed by Ansem?
To be honest, Riku really didn't get hot until Kingdom Hearts II, then 358/2 Days (he looks SO hot in the Organization coat!) And 3D. ;)

40.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
Yup. :)

41.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
Yes, it's probably safe to say it has! XD

Disney questions!

Favorite Disney movie?
Oh, man. Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Monsters, Inc., Jungle Book, I could go on forever!

Walt Disney World or Disneyland?
Walt Disney World, hands down. :)

Favorite Disney character?
Too many to name. X_X

The first Disney movie you remember seeing in the theatres?
Toy Story 2, when I was four.

Your favorite Disney song?
Circle of Life, A Whole New World, Be Prepared, Under the Sea, got a whole list of 'em!

What is your dream job at Disney?
Working at Square Enix on the Kingdom Hearts staff. :)

What's your most treasured Disney item?
Probably my pictures with all the characters when I went to Disney World. :) And my Sorceror Mickey doll. :)

Which Disney voice actor would you most like to meet?
Do the Kingdom Hearts actors count? 'Cuz I wanna meet them all! XD

Favorite Disney movie that's not a classic/famous?
Not sure. Meet the Robinsons was pretty good...

If you could say anything to Walt Disney right now, what would it be?
You, sir, are one of my favorite people. :) And unlike the people at Disney Channel, I remember what real Disney is all about.

Your favorite Disney memory?
Meeting all my favorite characters at Disney World. :)

If you could, what "forgotten princess" would you add to the official lineup?
I'm pretty happy with the lineup as it is, actually.

How did you first discover the "magic" of Disney?
By watching the movies as a kid, of course! :)

What's the saddest moment for you in any Disney film?
When Mufasa died. :'(

Best Disney kiss?
Don't really have a favorite.

If you could live in any world from a Disney movie, which would you choose?
Kingdom Hearts, so I can travel to all my favorite worlds! X) If I had to settle for just one, though, I'd say Atlantica from The Little Mermaid

Favourite Disney musical sequence based on spectacle/animation?
Umm...Beauty and the Beast...?

Which Disney princess has the best sidekicks?
Mulan (she's sometimes part of the lineup), Mushu and Crickee are the best! :)

If you could choose the plot/adaptation for the next Disney movie, what would it be?
You know what? It's high time we had a Kingdom Hearts movie!! It would pick up where Dream Drop Distance left off.

The Aladdin show or The Little Mermaid show?
Aladdin; saw some of The Little Mermaid show as a kid and was kinda disappointed. Plus, Mozenrath is a great villain, and who doesn't love Genie? :)

Do you plan to have your honeymoon at a Disney park?
I'm not getting married. :)

Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?
Mickey Mouse! But Donald's not far behind him. :)

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your=2 0prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, PASTE THIS

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PASTE THIS

"THE "KINGDOM HEARTS" SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says so to spread the "Kingdom Hearts" fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora, hands down.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Probably Kairi.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Master Xehanort. But there really isn't any KH character that I actually dislike.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Probably Larxene; see above question.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hard to say. Some of my favorites are Agrabah, Atlantica (it's true), Radiant Garden, and Twilight Town.

6. Least Favorite World?

Space Paranoids. The music was annoying, and I just don't think it was really necessary to the plot. (100 Acre Wood is a close second, but at least it can be skipped!) Port Royal wasn't one of my favorites, either.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper, Oblivion, or Hero's Crest

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Riku's Soul Eater (not sure why, just don't like it)

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Cloud (have you SEEN that awesome power? XD)

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor!! It killed Demyx for me! :D

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora and Kairi; they were just meant for each other. :)

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Any yaoi/yuri couple.

Not wild about Marluxia x Namine either. Just can't picture them (think about it! Namine's a kid compared to Marluxia!)

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Xion x Marluxia, Aqua x Vanitas, Namine x Vanitas

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Again, yaoi/yuri couples; but MarVex probably takes the cake for weirdest. o_0

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

Hmm, let's see... Kairi and Xion haters. The biggest is people making EVERYONE in KH gay, especially the Organization. And Axel and Roxas had a brotherly relationship, not a romantic one. Same goes for Sora and Riku. And Zemyx? They never even interacted!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Don't really have one; probably Aladdin.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he's just a thinker.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No way!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, she and Roxas belong together! :)

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"

No theories! I already played it. :)

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No! It introduced the Organization, and laid out more foundation for the overall plot of the series.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sora.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Namine because I'm alone most of the time, I'm quiet, and I'm smart. Or maybe Zexion because we both love to read. Roxas, too.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When I lost to Vexen in Twilight Town playing CoM (my GBA cheated!)

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yes, for Halloween, I dressed up as a member of the Organization (no one in particular, just the coat.)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora made that funny face when he first met Donald and Goofy. XD

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Young Xehanort in 3D. Cheating jackass...

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The complex plot line, the reaction commands, the Organization, shall I continue?

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Tough call...Marluxia.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Fine...Soriku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas (can't picture Namine with Riku)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

...Akuroku...

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SOKAI!! :D

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream (always wondered what that tasted like.) :)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi. :)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion/Sanctuary.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Marluxia, Sora, Roxas, Riku, Axel/Lea, Ventus.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Super Smash Bros. (basically another SSB, but with KH, Final Fantasy, and Disney characters instead of Nintendo characters.)

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven looks like Roxas (to point out the obvious), Sora looks like Vanitas.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Whatever comes next! :)

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because Riku isn't evil, it has Organization XIII, and it has more worlds.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Hmm, the awesome characters and plot!! :)

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Dark Maiden95

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

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Place the toilet paper wrapped mummy and the surprised koala to your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird! You can also use it if you believe that the world should be ruled by WUAC.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Silently Screaming, Herminia4g, Princess of Rose, Dark Maiden95

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

You Know You Live In 2013 When...

1. Everybody has blonde moments.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing a button on the T.V.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. Put this on your profile and something good will happen to you the next day.

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( _ ) Copy the bunny and help him achieve world domination! POWER TO TEH BUNNEZ!!

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

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POLLUTION SUCKS!

If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one!

A Serious Message

I'd just like to tell you about a serious problem out there, bullying, this is, indeed, a serious message and I'd like you all to know just how bad the problem is.

Many people commit suicide from being harassed and threatened by all those jerks out there who think they're so cool for beating up those weaker than them.

The saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me' is something that little kids may use as a witty comeback but the rule doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. More accurate is the phrase 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will cause permanent psychological damage'

I am also a victim of emotional, mental and slight physical bullying and I have to say that I'm one of the lucky ones, most people don't understand how being picked on affects people and if I didn't have the proper support I could have turned out as a very messed up kid.

Some of the messed up people that you hear about in psycho wards were most likely made fun of severly at some point in their lives.

As a result of my bullying problems, I have very major confidence and trust issues, as well as being very sensitive when it comes to talking about my days in primary school and my first two years of high school (or in my case, elementary school and eighth grade.)

My problems are not nearly as bad as others out there, and please be aware of this next time you feel like picking on the little guy (or girl).

You might be very well sending them to their deaths.

This message is coming straight from my heart and I don't want anyone to go through what I have (or worse) so if you truly understand then please copy and paste this into your profile and join the fight against bullying.