Updates:

June 14, 2013

NEW USERNAME! My new username is WhiteKitsuneKnight; I thought it was time for a change.
(Don't worry, guys; I still love SSBB and Kirby; this just broadens my horizon.)

Who am I?

I am Kit.
And I'm just your everyday, unique writer.

My former pen name was Metaknight4ever.

If someone speaks of a writer called Metaknight4ever, they are referring to me.

I decided that as much as I loved writing under it, this pen name was rather limiting to the universe of which I could write. I like a lot of things; I like FMA, Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Hetalia, Fire emblem, the list goes on. WhiteKitsuneKnight has always been a good go to name for me.

I go by Kit, WhiteKitsuneKnight, MK4ever, and Metaknight4ever.

Other Sites:

Deviantart: http:///

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/WhiteKitsuneKnight?feature=mhee

I basically use "WhiteKitsuneKnight" for my username in most other places.

I do have a Facebook, but I don't share it with people that often (I rarely go on, anyway).

I am a (a I tell you, golfer is also ring leader of this circus) proud leader of the SamusXMK army!! We fight for fluff!! PM either me, or golfer to join!

SamusXMeta knight: Armour shipping

Army Position: I am General Genre-Clash

Parings I like:

Smash brothers:

Meta knightXJiggilypuff

MarthXZelda

SamusXMeta knight

Fire Emblem:

HectorXFlorina (FE OTP)

LynXEliwood (Though I will take Mild KentXLyn)

MatthewXLeila

PriscillaXErk

NinoXJaffar

MarthXTiki

My Unit MaleXMy Unit Female

LilinaXRoy

Kirby:

Tiff/FumuXMeta knight (Note: I do know that this pairing gets a lot of hate for it being "Lolicon". I don't read or write anything extreme for these two.)

Knuckle joeXSilica (Go dear children! Go romp in the fields with each other!)

JercaXGarlude (Not when you also have JoeXSilica)

Hetalia:

As I am extremely picky about Hetalia ships, most of these are historical in some way. Also, I'll support any nation paired with their genderbent counterparts, but I refuse to call that "Selfcest", and I think of it more as if two people from a country are in love.

AustriaXHungary (I'll take a well-written frying-pangle fic or two though)

CanadaXUkraine (Sometimes I'll take CanadaXBelarus and EstoniaXUkraine though)

Fem!GermanyXItaly (I think Fem!Germany makes it even cooler)

AmericaXFem!Japan

JapanXTaiwan

LithuaniaXBelarus or KoreaXBelarus (Mostly crack. Then again, most ships I like with Belarus are crack.)

Parings I HATE(Or just mildly dislike):

As a general rule, I dislike all yaoi, yuri, and incest. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t like it.
As for Lolicon and Shotacon, it depends on the age gap and time period. If it's some fantasy realm and the younger character is at least in their teens, I'll take it. If it's modern day and the younger character is an actual child, NO.

Smash bros:

KirbyXJiggilypuff

Fire Emblem:

HectorXLyn (No, I don’t hate it. I read HectorXLyn Fanfics and look at fanart. I just like HectorXFlorina and LynXEliwood better.)

HectorXFarina (I don't really like Farina that much, but it's really because I see both of them being happier when Farina belongs to Dart)

EliwoodXNinian (HOLD IT. I don’t hate it. But I really cannot see Ninian, the sweet, gentle, lovely dragon of ice, marrying Eliwood, having ((chex cereal)) with him, and giving birth to someone like Roy, who’s kind of fiery and energetic. I don’t mind it. I just can’t see her being Roy’s mama. Besides, he has DOUBLE the sword skill if Eliwood married Lyn!)

MarthXShiida (I. HATE. SHIIDA. That boy bashing, overprotective, Mary sue-ish little-!)

Kirby:

KirbyXMeta knight (My 2nd Anti-OTP. Because we all need a pedophile in our lives)

Hetalia:

GermanyXFem!Italy or GerIta

Pedo!SpainXAnyone

Malicious!RussiaXAnyone (Especially the Baltics. Genderbending does not make a difference)

Balticest (I consider the Baltics to be related. Genderbending does not make a difference)

SwitzerlandXLichtenstein (I don't care if Lichtenstein was adopted, she's still Switzerland's sister)

Now I know my fans are gonna kill me, but the copy and paste was taking up waaaaay too much of the profile.
I kept all the stuff I liked the most, but I got rid of anything I felt was just taking up space. Sorry :(

What comes to mind when I say. . .

Diddy Kong: Popgun

Ike: FOR PRESIDENT.

King Dedede: THE BIG GAY DANCE!

Lucario: Aura

Lucas: Cute

Meta knight: AWESOOOOME!

Pikmin and Olimar: Kill off the pikmin!

Pit: Cupid

Red (Pokemon trainer): My name ISN'T Ash!

R.O.B.: I am Wall-E.

Solid Snake: The Cardboard box owns over all

Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!

Wario: I hate . . .

Wolf: AROOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!

Bowser: BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION!

Captian Falcon: FALCON... PAUUUUUWWWWNCH! It's super effective!

Donkey Kong: Also hate...

Falco: Tweety bird!

Fox: Swish swash swash bang booooom!

Ganon: BEST. ZELDA CHARACTER. EVER.

Ice climbers: Veggies!

Jiggilypuff: EPIC.

Kirby: META KNIGHT!!

Link: I broke away from Santa to find a better life :D

Luigi: SPAGETTI!

Mario: Let's-ah go!

Marth: One of the coolest Fire emblem characters ever.

Mr. Game and Watch: INK!

Ness: Not as cool as Lucas, but cool.

Pikachu: Zap. . .pwned

Princess Peach: Pretty!

Princess Zelda: Elf. . .:D

Shiek: Bo Shuriken!! Yowza!!

Samus: Zam!! Powpowpow!! eeeeeeeBOOOOOMM!

Toon Link: I can haz fantum zelduh!

Yoshi: If he had paws and not hands, he'd be cute. . .

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "this is a costume party?"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

21. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

And if ur crazier add another one and we'll believe it happen to you before

22. When someone tells you you're crazy, say "Wait, who am I? What is going on? Who are you? What do you want? AHH!"

Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Touch an electrical coard and pretend that you are getting shocked.

18. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

Type your name with your knuckles: Mewtaknitght4ever

Type your name with your nose: Metaknight4ever (I...am...pure...awesome)

Type your name with your name with your feet: nmerrtsajkbbnuiygfbhtrfg45rerwcvcerd (Oooookaaaaaaay)

Type your name with a pen without looking: m,54rtrjkhfdgr (...yeah)

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

M

ME

MET

META

META-

META-K

META-KN

META-KNI

META-KNIG

META-KNIGH

META-KNIGHT!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud Meta-Knight Fangirl then add your name to the list: PlushiePlush, Metaknight4ever

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101