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 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter. NEW UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY IMPORTANT FOR BETA WANTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There might be a few things not showing up right on my Beta profile... Sorry for any confusion... or at least it confused me when I looked... All of the Genres and Categories that I am willing to read and Beta are under their respected section, not just "in black" like it says because I can read a lot more than just two genres. Sorry for any confusion (or just my confusion), but I wanted to clear that up for anyone else who didn't get it!! Thanks for reading! XD Love Nitrea ;) I'm EXTREMELY sorry about never updating! I would be EXTREMELY grateful to anyone for giving me reviews, just to let me know that I won't look incredibly stupid by updating when I have to. I apologize right now for any Mary-Sues you may see in my stories! Thanks for the reviews! Bye from Nitrea ;) Name : Do I have to tell you? Nick Name : Freak(love you to Emily), spaz(still love you), psycopath(Go drown yourself Mike), and my name that I'm usually called. Birthdate : August 14 (do you wanna give me a present now? *o*) Chinese Zodiac: year of the fire rat (and I'm dang proud of it!) Western Zodiac: Leo (Yay! Griffindor!) age: Old enough to drive, not old enough to drink. Birthplace : We'll ya'll, it's pretty darn obvious where I come from! If ya'll can't tell, ya'll need to learn those darn accents better! Eye : Brown. Though sometimes red, black, blue, purple, amber...ext Hair :Dirty blonde goes down to mid back (Almost to the end of my tail bone! 'n' years of growing it out FINALLY paid off!) Height : around 5'' 4' or 5'' 5'... i haven't grown in 3 years... pathetic. Weight : Don't you know NEVER to ask a women that! Or her age while you're at it! Piercings : A skull and a black rose. pretty much pierced ears. Tatoos : If i say yes, do i get a prize? Boyfriend/Girlfriend : If I did, do you think I'd be on here?!... oh wait... yeah! I guess I would. Vehicle : No... I'm gunna get my mom's car! If it doesn't break down. Overused Phrase : "SERIOUSLY?!?!?!!" and "..." quote: Do I have to pick? It's sooo haard! FAVORITES: Food :ramen Pub/Disc/Restaurant : Tokyo-one Candy : Will I get some for my birthday? (I don't care. I'll eat almost anything... That's not hot.) Number : 13 or 27 are my lucky numbers (I picked a good lucky number! Train=13, tsuna=27!) Color : blue, red, and purple Animal : I like all animals but my favorite are probably wolfs, foxes, and bears Drink : Root bear, or if you mix a whole lot of different sodas together Body Part on Opposite sex : ... wow. privet much? If i say it, do I have to see it? Perfume : Hate perfume, and do not wear it at all. No. no matter how much you beg. TV Show : I have tons that i like. Music: don't have a fav, but pretty much anything but most rap. Movie : no fav I like a lot of movies Actor/Actress : I'm into anime but if i had to say some one: MISHA COLLINS!!!!! (plays Castiel in Supernatural! He's awesome!) This or That Pepsi or Coke : Root bear McDonalds or BurgerKing : depends Chocolate or Vanilla:bannana and pinaple, seperate in milkshakes from sonic. They're awesome. Hot Chocolate or Coffee : ugh... disgusting. Kiss or Hug : hug and kiss! Right on the cheek! :D (JK. Stay away stalker! That means you Mike!!!!) Dog or Cat : love both Rap or Punk : so the question is drunk music or drunk music? Summer or Winter : defiantly winter. Summer can go rot. Scary Movies or Funny Movies : both put together Love or Money : I dunno. Whats got the better offer? I love anime, but I don't have the money for it. (Tough decisions!) YOUR... Bedtime : I go to sleep when I want Most Missed Memory : If it's missed? How do I remember it? Best phyiscal feature : Depends whose asking. I don't think I have a good feature. (wow... that was pessimistic) First Thought Waking Up : different everytime Ambition : haven't really thought about it Best Friends : Emily, Alyssa, Becka, Alyse Weakness : probaly my friends and family because if they turn on me then I'll hurt myself saying, "I'm not wanted." Fears : that my weakness will happen Longest relationship : I dunno I don't keep track HAVE YOU... Cheated Your Partner : no Ever been beaten up : mabey Ever beaten someone up : mabey Ever Shoplifted : nope. *looks around nervously for cops* Ever Skinny Dipped : Do you Think I'm someone who'd do that? Ever Kissed Opposite sex : yes Been Dumped Lately : no IN A GUY/GIRL Favorite Eye Color :don't care as long as I can look in them and pick out different colors! I'm good at that! Favorite Hair Color : Blonde or brown (naturals, if they dye it a different color I don't care) Short or Long : don't care Height : don't care Style : don't care, as long as it looks good on them! Looks or Personality : don't care really about looks, but I'd really like a fun loving person that would put up with, or even like, my insane personality. Maybe that's a bit much to ask... Hot or Cute: Again don't care about looks, as long as it suits them! :D Muscular or Really Skinny : preferably not a stick but again I don't really care about looks. I'd just wallow in self pity because I have pudge on my tummy! *pouts* RANDOMS What country do you want to Visit :Japan or Alaska by Russia, one of the U.S.A. states How do you want to Die : hopefully not painfully Been to the Mall Lately : Yes! Amazing Jake's Pirate game is awesome! Get along with your Parents : mom: most of the time. dad: Why are you still here(as long as he's not dead. He and my brother can go live with our relatives in Arkansas. Forever. I'd actually enjoy it! But I don't want to stress out my mom...) Health Freak : No. But there's just somethings I won't eat. Like buttered spaghetti... gross. Do you think your Attractive : sometimes, but usually, no. Believe in Yourself : depends Want to go to College : yup!! Do you Smoke : no way I hate smokers and I have to breath in the smoke 'cause my dad smokes (and you wonder why I want him to leave?) Do you Drink : no way in the world. I mean I could get raped Shower Daily : yup Been in Love : no. Do you Sing : yes Want to get Married : hadn't thought about it Do you want Children : not really Age you wanna lose your Virginity : ... Hate anyone : No. I don't like being around certain people, but that's not necessarily their fault... (no. just joking. It is their fault.) fake friends never ask for food real friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty fake friends will bail you out of jail real friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it real friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours fake friends knock on your front door real friends will just walk right in fake friends will leave when they feel insulted real friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong fake friends are for a little while real friends are for life repost this if you agree If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you've ever threatened a computer repost this (many many many times...sigh...) If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile (where to stop counting) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway. (Me and Emily look at each other. "Alyssa") There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. I agree with the dictionary If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151,The Goth Twin, Nitrea Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling? If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile., and write your name, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, ChipsAhoyPup,The Goth Twin, Nitrea If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (muahaha) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love copy and pasting stuff like this so PM me if your profile is filled with this junk) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profile if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (i wasn't listening in the first place) If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have absolutely NO idea what their talking about! Anime's awesome! It's my god! @.@) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have no idea what you're talking about Emily!) If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD (sorry dudes...but...it's true!!) If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. (somewhere out there...) If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...) If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile! (again...PM me if you have things like this)
If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile. (like right now) If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy paste this to your profile (Dr. psyc says it's not normal! But I took him to A-Kon and he left the country! Haha! Sucker!) If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (and i did not get caught!! yay spy movies that help you get away with thing!!) If someone gave you money for no apparent reason copy and paste this to your profile (I may have had a chainsaw with me...maybe) If you enjoy copy and pasting random things to your profile, copy this to your profile If your random and don't care post this to your profile If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (...:)...) If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile (I went today, and there was a new lady. She had no idea what she was doing... It was the electric chair for my mouth. ooooowwww :() If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (or punch. punch works to! :D) If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile (Emy says otherwise! Apparently I'm her eternal tormentor from Hell! :D) If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my blonde moments...like everyone else) If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! (well it does!!) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (yah!! random retards woo hoo!!) A friend will bail you out of jail. Friends will ask you why you are crying. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face! I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong. A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! TWO RETARTED IDIOT TEENAGE GIRLS!!...random...) A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?" Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families (mmm my best friend does make-up for my jacked-up family :)But in a way, she is my family!) You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (She has never made me cry...of sadness that is) RANDOM QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege. growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher) Save trees: don't do homework! The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong. Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head. I did not escape. They gave me a day pass. I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken. The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me. If you met my family, you'd understand! I have multiple personalites and none of them like you. It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii,The Goth Twin,Nitrea How You Know You are an American 1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave. 2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account. 4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button. 6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod. 8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends. 9. you where too busy to notice that there is no #5. 10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5. 11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity. 12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and i know you did! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,The Goth Twin. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. 98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgot your own name, post this in your proflie. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Girls The Man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on...copy and paste this to ur pro if ur the one smiling It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. repost if its true There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions (then tell me you did so I can get you help!) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Repost if ur opne of the woman What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. repost if ur evil and proud Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (Like i would buy barbie in the first place) I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. If ur one of these stupid people repost this... The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Repost if you fel this pleasure every day Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. repost if you believe Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. ( Ahh Irony.) Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If you need more excuses repost this Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge...if u r a proud girl repost this "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."...repost if you believe in duct tape After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."...repost if you need a psychiatrist for your crazyness... I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong... The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'. The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it. Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it? If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!" Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. "I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that" yup...my god mother is insane Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. repost if ur OCs are...different... l lll_ llllllllllllllllllllll_llll llllllllllll_llllllllllllllll_llllllllllll_llll_ llll lll l The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile. If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (zac effron...) If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (? where's bunny?) Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. KIDDING!:3 If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off. I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (HAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Yeah) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lol) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (YES!!) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (i do this a lot) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (YES I AM!! ASK MY FRIENDS!! lol) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (YES) If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (they do??) Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people? Copy and paste this in your profile if you do! If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (YES I HAVE!) If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile (YES I HAVE!! LOL) If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile (teehee no... maybe... yes) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile -If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (read it 11 times so far!) -If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you look around and ask: "Where?", when someone says 'Edward', copy and paste that into your profile. (yes! Edward Cullen AND Edward Elric!) -If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. NOPE! :3 -If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile -If you have ever liked someone who you've never met irl, copy this into your profile. (=() lol well, i only have a few more sooo... oh well i'll type them up myself!! these next ones are done by ME!! If you have ever talked to Vic Mignogna over the phone or e-mail copy this into your profile. If you think that Edward Elric is not short just verticaly challenged copy this into your profile. If you think Travis Willingham and Vic Mignogna are the hottest men alive copy this into your profile. If you love anime and manga and ALL japanese things copy this into your profile. If you are part of THE Risembool Rangers copy this into your profile. GO RED DAWN!! If you are part of THE Miniskirt Army copy this into your profile. If you love me and all of these COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE THINGYS, Copy this into your profile. If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile If you support the ’MECBIAV-Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire Club’, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over twelve times, copy this onto your profile If you haven’t "died" but want to, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now even your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile If you have Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse memorized, copy this onto your profile AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile. AV is Addicted to Vampires, copy this onto your profile. If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see a silver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile. I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grenades" club. 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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, BellaEdward94 The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. Shhhhh... I'm plotting. Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing. Be optimistic. 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If you have ever run up a down escalator or vice versa, copy this onto your profile! 95 percent of kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who're not, add your name and put this on your profile!AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, Dong-Chun-Mei, TwinkieTUTUS, Yellow Dino Ranger, lillian jean, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile If you grin like a mad idiot all the time for no perticular reason, copy and paste this into your profile If your the kind of person who will burst into a mad laughing fit about something that happened yesterday, glue this hunk-of-junk onto your profile. If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are one of those few who think Zutara will happen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you find yourself cleaning your room often and constantly rearranging things, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a friend that you have to repeatedly tell them NOT to call you something, mourn with me and copy this onto your profile, add your name, and the nick name you hate. anko2468; annie-chan, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94, Moony... or Risa if there's no "-chan" on the end, Nitrea, Cal it's really annoying because it sounds like cow. 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If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you think any of your friends or family are vampires or werewolves, copy paste this onto your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like Edward Cullen to where you cant stop thinking about him you start drooling, Copy and paste this to your profile. If you say "Like" more then 10 times a day, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuga's or Sasuke Uchiha's hair, paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. Haku of The Mist A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here" Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... :F4V0R!T3 QU0T35: “Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.” “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.” "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" "Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs..." "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." "You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" "I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!" "Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough" "There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't" "They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?" "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts." "Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies!" "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." "If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?" "I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it." "Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over." "When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes." "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes." "When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it." "Don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip." "A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live." "A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" "A friend will help you move, a GOOD friend will help you hide the body, a BEST friend would help you kill the guy." "Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me..." How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity: 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 4. Put a trashcan on your desk and label it 'IN.' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, and when everyone is over his/her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with,"...in accordance with the prophecy." 7. Don't use punctuation. 8. As often as possible, skip instead of walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer. 10. Specify your drive-thru order as 'to go.' 11. Sing along at the opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't come to their party because you don't feel like it. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream," I WON! I WON! I WON! Third time this week!!" 16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,” Run for your lives! They're loose!" If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Ichiru, Nyappy, Chii, Ii'ru, Jules, Naru, Naru-Naru, Nana, Nene, Ulf, Ulfy, and Ami-chan. xD) If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile If you love rain, paste this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile! My name is Sarah Child abuse, make it stop!! DX Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I stroke your cold cheek, -InuToshKibaLover11 When life hands you lemons make Apple juice then sit back while people try to figure out how the heck you did it!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Please post these three again if you feel that you should. This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, AurouraandRosalieWannabe, volley07, GothicWolfGirl Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. If you have no idea why you're here, copy and paste this into your profile. Read each sentence ONE AT A TIME! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is person cat This is who cat This is has cat This is too cat This is much cat This is free cat This is time cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. Cross over to the dark side. (We have cookies and chocolate cake!) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. f you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, Ezzaria26, writtensofine67, volley07,GothicWolfGirl,Nitrea If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, volley07,GothicWolfGirl,Nitrea If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you spend all your free time with electronics, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that freaking Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. It's not the heights that scare me; it's the other end of the height and the bone-shattering impact that scare me. If you have ever thought this before, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary. If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow, Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home, Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone, And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare, Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak, And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my daddy and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike, He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone, And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life, Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star, And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year, When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away," And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside, Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side. "I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out, And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt. Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed, But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star, And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have multiple personalities, copy and paste this into your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. 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If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste this into your profile. If your can't survive without your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate sterotypes, copy and paste this into your profile! Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer!! This is Bunny. One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Man: "Is this seat empty?" Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" Man: "What sign were you born under?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason." Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. He who laughs last thinks slowest (\ _ /) This is Bunny. TGWF: Thank God We're Female Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope. Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment. RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair! On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how? Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion. Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Too late! you lose! Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed! Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body? Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts. Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation. Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space. Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious. Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas? American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one... Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this. Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love! Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile. THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'CHICKEN BUTT HAIR DUDE', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Read this LET IT REALLY SINK IN... THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!' He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!' 'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?' He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood I choose to be in a good mood.' Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life. 'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested. 'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.' I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business.. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it. Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back. I saw him about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?' I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. 'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.' 'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked. He continued, '...the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.' 'What did you do?' I asked.. 'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.' He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. You have two choices now: 1. Ignore this and continue scrolling. 2. Copy this and paste it somewhere else for everyone to enjoy. The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt reallymatter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so itsnot a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. What boyfriend should do: When she walks away from you mad: Follow her When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you: Give her your attention When she pull's away: Pull her back When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared: Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does When she misses you: she's hurting inside When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -(C.W) Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with-you might end up crying. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at? We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction. I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here. Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations. More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them. I don't obsess; I think intensely. Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me? It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide! If you can't convince them, confuse them. I ran with scissors, and lived! I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Life isn’t passing me by; it’s trying to run me over! One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon! Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines! I like the whooshing sound as they go by! Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE! On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to re-post this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. | |||||||
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