Tobias Hankel is far from pleased when George Foyet decides to contact him, becoming friendly with his father. Unfortunately, Tobias can't rely on Reid for help this time and he's soon forced on a dangerous mission when Foyet breaks him out of prison. The goal: revenge against the BAU team, against Reid and Hotchner in particular. And they won't stop until all hell is unleashed.

They've given up promising that each time will be the last. A series of BlackHawk moments, mostly OneShot. Rated M for smut.

**REWRITTEN IN "Hunted" (and is much better lets be honest)** It's the middle of the night, and Clint should be sleeping. But he keeps getting woken up by Natasha texting him. But something about her texts sends shivers down his spine. Something isn't right.

Arthur and Lukas made a terrible mistake that left them both cursed- one with a heart of fire and the other a heart of ice. One searches for a cure while the other crumbles and succumbs to another curse that is much harder to break. Can it be broken? Rated for minor violence and some swears. Eventual Dennor and USUK. Dragon!England and Magic!Norway. -Slow Updates-

AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF

It was something they thought they had hidden. They knew the information would be used against him. Someone found out, now it's a race against time to save her. She was his sister. She was fighting for her life. *IN PROGRESS*

Thirty-one years ago Martha, Jack, and River witnessed the Master force the Doctor into rapid regeneration while strapped to a machine that removed his Time Lord DNA. When a former BAU agent gives her recently heartbroken colleague a curious time piece, nothing is ever the same again.

Murtagh's early years, from the day of his coming to Urû'baen until the day he became a Dragon Rider. His connection with the other heroes of the story, Selena, Tornac, Eragon, Ajihad, Nasuada, the Twins, the King and of course Thorn. Events that hardly, or not at all, mentioned in the books.

Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be?

50 vignettes into the lives of Morgan and Reid. Mostly angst and h/c, but some fluff. Slash (nothing graphic) of the M/R kind.

Series of one-shots involving River and the Ponds and occasionally the Doctor, mostly K plus with the occasional "T" rated one marked. Also, expect some cameos from other characters in the Whoniverse... LATEST STORY:River Song Appreciation Day & daily drabble in 1: Does River live up to expectations?

It was probably a bad, horrible, unfunny joke. America was the king of unfunny jokes – well, next to Prussia and Denmark, of course. Though, if this was a joke, then he was for sure going to kill that boy. This was certainly not funny. / But Germany did have to hand it to Prussia. He wanted to get America back here as soon as was possible, but did not have the gall. (T for Lang.)

Alcoholic single father Arthur Kirkland gets into yet ANOTHER car accident and is given one last chance to get his life back together. With the arrival of an annoying house guest assigned to help this process along, it becomes clear that the family is even more broken that Arthur had first realized. Will Arthur be able to turn things around or will his inner demons win once again?

Just a bunch of FACE short stories. Dealing with little Matthew and Alfred is tough. Well, not so much Matthew... FrUK

The problem with being an older brother is that you are overprotective and almost die when something bad happens to your younger sibling. This is a story about Fili, Kili, and their younger sister, Brynn. And let's just say, Brynn gets into a lot of trouble.

Four year old Spencer Reid is taken away from his abusive father and placed in foster care. Just as he starts to settle in his new home, tragedy strikes. What happened and how will the little boy cope? Will he ever find the loving home he deserves?

A collection of all things Destiel :)

When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?

The Eyal Facility. A lucrative underground business prospering in the hardest business of them all: Slavery. And their most prized show-horse, a recently captured Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, is about to be sold into a deadly deceiving game in which not only HIS life and freedom are at stake. 10/Rose Doctor!Whump Very dark!

Romance, jealousy, confusion, denial and suddenly Darcy finds herself falling for a god and Loki finds himself falling for a mortal. Picks up after the Avengers. Loki x Darcy

Between the intrigue, conflict, and war, even nations need to have a little bit of fun. It turns out that many nations actually enjoy game play in their spare time. This week's game-Ring Around The Roses...New Zealand was perfectly content to sing the childhood rhyme. That was of course until Ireland set the Commonwealth countries on what the rhyme really meant.

What if Wash had never died in Serenity. What if instead his body had been taken by a remaining Reaver crew, who for some reason fixed him up. Now the crew of Serenity has taken on a new mission to save a little girl from an abandoned Reaver ship. Along the way they may learn that their precious pilot is still alive and in need of a rescue mission.

A collection of Lord of the Rings parodies. Don't be afraid to sing these out loud when you read them! Update: Seventh one up. It's amazing what inspiration can come when your face is getting froze during work. A little cold never kept us down. At least we aren't trying to cross Caradhas! Read, enjoy, and please review!

A set of guidelines and rules set down to ensure order and progress at the World Meetings. Each nation will come forth with their own 100 rules stating what they cannot do.

2015 PROFILER'S CHOICE AWARDS RUNNER UP FOR 'BEST CROSSOVER'. Diana Reid didn't have only one son but three. Two of them were taken to distant England while one of them never even knew that the others existed. What happens when they meet as adults? One thing is for certain. Things will never be the same again. SEQUEL NOW PUBLISHED

Francis and Arthur surprise their sons with a family vacation to Mexico. However, their family holiday goes horribly wrong when Alfred and Matthew are kidnapped during the trip. The boys will do anything it takes to get home again. Sequel to The Way Things Are. FrUk

America gets sick (duh) and a state has to fill in for him at the meeting. Thing is, the countries don't exactly know about the states. Watch and be amazed at the level of insanity (and possible fluff) that will be contained in this fic as the world (or at least Most of Europe and some of Asia) meets all 50 United States of America! T for language and France/Prussia/Romano's mouth.

one small change causes a ripple effect that none of them were prepared for. a story told in bite-sized pieces. loki/darcy. tasertricks.

On a one year sentence to a farm in the middle of nowhere, a punk named Arthur might not only find peace with his past, but hope for his future as well.

*BEING REWRITTEN* Christopher Robin has grown up and has forgotten about his magical friends, and chaos ensues when Pooh mysteriously disappears. But when Roo and his half sister, Winnie, fall down to a mysterious and scary place called New York and discover their long lost bear friend, they get a chance to get Christopher Robin to believe again and save the Hundred Acre Woods!

Never had there been a worse birthday. No Slash.

A collection of Durin family stories, mainly revolving around Thorin, Fili, and Kili, that deal with illness, injury, and overall fluffy family feelings.

"It's been ten years. Not for you. Or Earth. But for us. Ten years older, ten years of you." - Amy Pond, The Power of Three. A collection of short, one-shot drabbles. Eleven/Amy.

A girl found bleeding out in the streets of an estate after being brutally stabbed. A girl who apparently had Amnesia and remembers only a small bit about the world. A girl without a background, history or presence. And she just so happens to be able to give our favorite consulting detective a run for his money... UNDER CONSTRUCTION

A series of oneshots about my states from my story 50 States of Crazy, ranging from humorous to historical, with occasional appearances by the countries. Rated T for possible future violence and drunken-ness. Cover image by the lovely Fruitstogether.

Sequel. Giving up her biggest chance to find Rory, Amy is now stuck searching with a brand new Doctor. But something is wrong, and the timelines are cracking. But this is something from her past? Or something new altogether? AU S2 Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory.

A guide for any nations that wish to join the land of World Conferences, these things stated have been documented as forbidden for any nation to do.

A fight with Sweden, Iceland freaking out, everything seems normal...except for Denmark. A broken promise unravels the fight he's been fighting against himself all the time. And he's not the ony one with problems: Sweden hates his shyness and starts losing his hopes, thinking about whether he should just give up on Finland. DenNor, SuFin and HongIce

For the first time, River is in a situation she cannot control and she runs to the only person she can - her Doctor. But she cannot run forever; there are things she must face up to back in Stormcage.

Natasha and Peter... It's not just a Spider Thing. It's a Mother-Son thing

I am currently locked in a closet at a self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist's Malibu mansion. With said self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist. Why you ask? Because apparently he is my father and I am his daughter. Yes, my life is warped indeed. Meet Alyssa. and her life is now full of marvelous adventures.

Hetaliaville has quite a reputation for holding some of the most cunning criminals. However, when Leon, a smartass Asian waitress teams up with Emil, an ex-police officer as a pair of consultants working for the HVPD, there's no murder mystery they can't solve! Well, except for the mystery of love...

Sixty years ago, the company of Thorin Oakenshield vanished on the outskirts of Mirkwood. Now they have reappeared; found by a Fellowship on a quest to save Middle Earth. How will the two companies work together? And whatever shall Legolas do with all these dwarves? AU crossover of LOTR and "The Hobbit". No slash; rated T for violence

As the title states – 50 one-shots based off 50 episodes with one-word titles. There will be some spoilers within! Further explanation of this exercise in my profile. DISCLAIMER: Still don't own the show or the characters.

Set after GitF. Assume that the Doctor and Rose were already intimately involved prior to the ordeal in eighteenth century France. Rose decides to leave. The Doctor wants to win her back. But is there more to her departure than his betrayal of her trust?

Everyone's preparing for the biggest event of the decade: the Decennial Auction, where the best, most beautiful bondspeople are auctioned off to lucky owners. In an AU where sexual slavery is legal, what could possibly go wrong? Lots of things. (A political/espionage/drama/romance/action/steampunky space opera human AU with as many Hetalia characters as I could fit in.)

(kind of gory) Russia can't stand the sound of America's voice. When America comes over uninvited with a couple of drinks Russia unexpectedly slits America's throat. He isolates America in his home and enjoy's the fact that America can't speak anymore. Although as the months go by America begins to almost enjoys his forced silence; something Russia can't seem to understand. RusAme

England has lived for over two-thousand years; a lot can happen to one in that time. What happened to England to make him hot-tempered and sarcastic in order to hide his pain? What caused his pain in the first place? Step into a world in which England transforms from an ignorant child into the mighty British empire. (this spans from his child year after Romes fall to modern times.)

A Battle of the Five Armies AU because we can't kill all the Dwarf hotness in one battle.

Loki accidentally turns himself AND the Avengers back into teenagers, and never one to waste an opportunity, Fury sends the team and Loki undercover in a High school! Can the team solve the case without getting distracted by all the craziness that comes with high school; dances, gym class, pranks and all? Maybe... but only with the help of an Ally who has secrets of her own.

Arthur has a problem, he can't stay away. He should but he really can't. So when playing a gig in a bar he promised he would never return to, he indulges. He throws himself into his spider's arms, allowing it to pull him back into its web. However it's not him that suffers. Francis only wants to play the game but life doesn't work that way. It never does. Warnings in first AN

Company of 13 dwarves and one hobbit will discover totally new world. They will have new quest to fulfill, new dangers and enemies to face. Two universes clashed in this unusual crossover.

High School AU: After living in Russia for a year and a half, 17 year old Natasha Romanoff returns to her old home in New York City where she is enrolled back in her old high school and reunited with her former best friend Clint Barton. But a lot of things have changed since she left, and Natasha finds it hard to readjust now that she is no longer the only girl in Clint's life...

So rather than torturing Loki, Odin gets some sense and admits that what Loki turned out to be was a product of bulling and neglect. After some research a spell is found that will turn back Loki's life until such a point as he could be saved. When they began to cast the spell, everyone was expecting something, but no one expected the result.

An Italian boy in an arranged marriage, his True Love gone missing five years previously. A Spanish swordsman and a Russian giant. A Turkish Prince and a vengeful Count. This is a story of adventure, a story of revenge, chases and escapes, true love and miracles... (The Princess Bride in Hetalia style. Updates once a week.)

In a world where people are born with a sentence from their soulmate on their wrist, people wait their whole lives to meet their soulmate. But one day, a boy is born with a blank wrist. And this wordless boy's name is Ludwig Beilschmidt.

Tamaki is having a rather normal day in the host club, that in itself is hard to come by. So when a bushy haired girl walks in claiming t be his half-sister, how will Tamaki take really being a big brother?

Kili was little more than a child when he was captured during a Goblin raid, and Fili believes his brother is dead. Yet in the darkness of the Goblin Caverns hope is born, and one who was thought to be lost is returned. No slash.

Italy wants nothing more than to make Germany happy, but it seems that no matter what he does, he just can't quite live up to Germany's soldier standards. However, he's given the chance to change all that with the appearance of a grumpy angel who will him to allow him to wish for anything, including changing himself. 2P! characters, GerIta with a few slight Spamano hints

Sequel to Aftermath. Five years have passed since Fili, son of Dis, took the throne of Erebor. But in those five years, the kingship has changed him and his family isn't the only one who has noticed. Faced with strife from within the mountain, Fili must learn to ride the currents of the changes coming or break under the pressure of them. Rated M for later chapters; will be Fili/OC.

The avengers are settled and now have children, but somethings dart to happen to little Stark and the rest will follow (Rated T for swearing, violence, torture and some romance)

WWI/1920s AU. In the spring of 1914, Mathias comes to work at Lille Skarstind, crumbling country house of the once-rich Bondevik family, and there he falls in love with Lukas, the young master of the house. But war is cruel. It will break their hearts and spirits, change Mathias from a boy into a man, and leave Lukas with a secret as hidden and shameful as Dorian Gray's portrait.

Human AU. When Lovino leaves the mountains, all he wants is to forget the death of his brother. He didn't anticipate meeting Antonio, a charming foreigner, or falling in love- especially not when the war that killed Feliciano is growing closer by the day.

A world in which you're born with a tattoo of what your soul mates first words to you will be. Because that's not totally confusing at all, is it? Rated T for language.

Our beloved demon barber of Fleet Street is sent M-Rated Sweenett FanFictions in a series of letters. How will he find out who is writing these stories and how will it effect his and Mrs Lovett's love life?

Amy, River, and Rory go exploring through the TARDIS and find old companion's rooms and diaries. They learn more and more about the Doctor and why he never talks about his other companions.

A series of small stories set in and around my story "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to read that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at. Prompts are always welcome!

A thousand years since the Battle of Five Armies, the Dwarves of Middle Earth are a fading race. Subservient to Men, they scarcely remember the legends of Dwarven greatness, or the prayers of their ancestors. But things are stirring in Erelin, last city of the Dwarves, and a young Dwarf with memories of lives he has never lived is on a desperate hunt for what has been lost.

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

When violinist Lukas Bondervik and his best friend, vocalist Tino Väinämöinen, get accepted into 'Hetalia High,' school of the Arts and meet drummer Mathais Kohler and his brother, guitarist Berwald Oxenstierna, they're already in way over their heads. But then Lukas meets pianist Emil Steilsson who looks…hauntingly familiar. DeNor, SuFin, Iceland x ?

Trapped in an abandoned mine deep below the ground, will the Dwarves survive when they find themselves captured by a familiar foe-who may not be as easy to fool as last time? With Hurt!Fili/Kili/Thorin/Bilbo, this is my first Hobbit fic.

Glimpses into the lives of Reid and Morgan as they navigate their lives as profilers and as people. ReidXMorgan IU Drabble Collection

Update Preview: "If Dave finds out Sarah's my girl," Jack paused to wink at Sarah with his label of her. "He'll leave he strike," Jack said. "He'll wanna keep her safe." "If she's with you, Jacky, I'm certain da goil can take care'a herself," Spot chuckled to himself.

Feliciano and Ludwig may have just met, but they are very quickly becoming the best of friends. However, Ludwig can't help but feel as though there's something Feliciano is keeping from him. No matter where he is, the young Italian seems to get special treatment. He also seems to hate it. Will Ludwig be able to figure it all out in time?

AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.

They say that behind every great man, there is a great woman. This is especially true in the case of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts.

Dean's shrink always tells him he has to accept his reality. Well, his reality is that he got out of jail, he has an awesome job at Tiger Creek, a crazy smart brother, a makeshift family and a dead best friend. Everything is sort of alright except for the fact that suddenly his best friend comes back from the dead and Dean doesn't know what else to do with himself. (Human AU)

Rose and the Doctor are trapped in an evil-filled facility. Naked. They are poked and prodded by strange creatures and interrogated time after time, but who exactly is in charge of all this? And can they be stopped? 10/Rose Major Doctor Whump.

Continuation of "Confession". Morgan and Reid have their first date - now with what happens after . If your offended by BoyXBoy relationships then don't read. Mentions, discussion and depictions of rape in the last chapter.

Professor River Song has something she urgently needs to tell her husband, but she hasn't been able to get a hold of an old enough version of him. (Time babies. Who can resist writing about them?)

Fury all but forces the Avengers to live together in Stark tower after it's rebuilt from the New York battle. There's just one problem. None of them trust each other. Tony doesn't even see himself as part of the group. Tony centric. No slash. slight Pepperony and slight Clintasha. Team fic. Rated T for slight language. Set before IM3.

John Smythe was ordinary, but the Wolf changed that. His life is forever altered after the word, "Run". But why is this mysterious girl always hiding, always running? Can John save her, even if it's from herself? Will the Wolf let him? AU of Season 1 with Rose!Doctor and John!Companion. First in the Howling Trilogy.

Feliciano is starting school with his fratello at an academy where the world's leaders' children attend. The young Italian adjusts to his new school life, classmates, and makes all sorts of friends! Gakuen AU, Gerita, some FRUK, most of the main characters (plus Prussia), OOC-ness (explanation inside). First fanfic, so please be nice :)

Sequel to Here There Be Monsters. The Winchesters and the team from the BAU meet again and the agents learn that not all monsters are human.

Sequel to "Blades in the Dark"- Whilst making their way through Mirkwood, the Company lose the path- after a savage attack they are split, the groups each desperately tying to find the other, but other forces are at work in the forest, forces that none of the group can foresee- will they all make it out alive? Hurt!Fili and Kili, Protective!Bofur and Durin feels- Please R&R!

Ever since Canada started dating Russia, suddenly his life seems a lot more chaotic. Especially since invisibility is hard with a tall, scary Russian looming over you. And how did a man like Germany end up with his adorable, air-headed Italian anyway? Series of drabbles about the nations and their various significant others.

The Red Scare begins to sweep the nation and Senate is conducting loyalty hearings. America finds himself trying to explain his relationship to Russia in a time when even knowing a communist could cost a person their job, their home, and their friends.

Souls are tricky things. Trapped with one (human) body, with two now equal souls, Castiel and Jimmy Novak are just trying to figure out how to live. Add in a monster- angel in a little girl, the impact of the trials on Sam , Cas' favorite Winchester, a former king of Hell, and an estranged family... and things become a bit complicated. SEASON 9 AU. Jimmy & Castiel Centric

Everything is always just so screwed up, but when Ludwig brings the penniless Italian artist with beautiful eyes into his home he can't tell whether it gets worse or not. His life is thrown into a massive cascading fall of strange emotions and the need to take care of a young man calling himself Feliciano Vargus.

A case reveals Dr. Spencer Reid's well kept secret. He's something a bit different from a average human being. Will his team accept him for what he is? And more importantly, will the people he's been running from get to him when his secret threatens to come out? A SUPER POWER FIC. REID WHUMP. RATING MAY RISE TO M.

There is a bad snowstorm in town so Matthew, Gilbert, Ludwig, Feliciano, Alfred and even Arthur get snowed in at the Beilschmidt residence. Now the question is, what could happen? M rated stuff will happen in later chapters (PruCan, GerItia and USUK) this is the third book in my "what could happen-" series - read what could happen on a Tuesday first!

Elizaveta is dead. She's been dead for years. No one can see her, no one can hear her. It's lonely being a ghost, so when an Austrian boy moves into her old room, she can't resist the chance of being seen again. Modern AU Pairings: AusHun, UKUS, GerIta, SwisLiech

As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.

A collection of drabbles on Spencer Reid's life. Everything including missed birthdays, chopsticks, lost love, and close moments with his team. The kind of stuff you don't see on TV. :D All pairings are ones seen on the show, as are all the characters. Rated T for slightly more adult topics, but only ones mentioned in the show as well.

When Mrs. Lovett misuses one of Sweeney's razors, she doesn't expect him to intervene. Trigger warning: self-injury. Rated for angst and some suggestiveness.

Fran Morgan is on quest to get her son married right and proper and finally get those grandbabies she's been waiting for. The whole team makes an appearance. Please Read and Review.

A mysterious box falls from the portal with Tony Stark. A man stumbles out and collapses; the Avengers take him in. But how did he end up in there in the first place?

Hospitals give a person some time to think and reflect. Tied to a scene from part 2 of the season 9 finale ("Demons").

This is based off of a headcanon that in a human au, Ludwig was raised as a catholic and was raised to believe homosexuality is wrong etc. He kind of beats himself up about being gay and falling in love with Feli. There's a happy ending though, I promise.

In which Loki turns the Avengers into little kids (and in the process, himself) and Clint, the only Avenger spared, is assigned to babysit them. Well, at least he's got Pepper to help him. *implied Pepperony and Clintasha :)*

The BAU are in over their heads when a case comes in that has no pattern accept for the fact that the victims all had a secret. Sam and Dean come in posing as FBI agents. They work within the police force to catch their monster this time, without letting the FBI know they aren't real agents and what they're really up against. (Rated T to start, might change as story progresses)

Clint and Natasha go for a bike ride before they have to depart for their missions. Clint is leaving to observe the tesseract, and Natasha is off to interrogate a Russian general. Clint finally admits his feelings.

River was supposed to end up on the TARDIS, but her vortex manipulator had put her on the wrong ship. She manages to have a decidedly River effect on everyone while she's on board. couldn't sleep. wrote this. hope you like it. each chapter will be a new group or character interaction. Rated T to be safe. they're all in it, but I can only choose 4 characters.

Part poem, part story. Based on a true love story but changed things. (Germany and Angel!Italy) death, rebirth, death, rebirth. thank you and enjoy

Hard living rock star Jimmy Blue is being stalked by Delany O'Brien. Or is he? Something about her is familiar, but he can't put a finger on it. She tells him they're living the wrong lives and wants him to help her figure it all out. Warning: Rated a high T for drug and alcohol abuse, and intimate situations.

Prank wars, science-gone-wrong, awry magic, misplaced weapons... What could possibly go wrong with six super heroes living under one roof?

Doctor Reid finds himself with a secret after a night at a club with his team. He isn't ashamed of the secret, just concerned. But the secret won't stay silent for long. Male/male pairings lemon later characters ooc at times

Abaddon is up to something, and Sam, Dean and Cas need to find out what before it's too late. But when 7 bodies turn up in Lebanon, Kansas, the BAU team is called in to investigate two of America's most evasive and dangerous killers. They will not relent until the Winchesters are in custody. But how do you profile a hunter? And how do you save the world from inside a jail cell?

Where Steve isn't nearly as confused by the future as he is by Tony Stark, Clint has an unhealthy obsession with sneaking and ceilings, and Tony has way too much fun trying out nicknames for everyone. Alternatively titled: The One Where Tony Rescues Clint, and Steve Doesn't Want to Be Adopted by an Idiot Genius.

After a full week, Natasha realizes the little things she loves about Clint and those things help her making a decision.

Regressed-Clint, it turns out, is a little shit. Naturally this makes him Tony's new favourite person.

A case goes badly wrong and Reid and Morgan are trapped at the mercy of two sexual sadists, Tom and Eric Faraday. Warning this story contains one scene of explicit rape in the first chapter. It has a happy ending though. I swear. Eventually. Pairing is Morgan/Reid. Obviously ;D

When Sam and Dean Winchester inadvertently come face to face with the BAU team over a case questions are raised over the true culprit of the vicious crimes. They will have to come together to form an unlikely partnership to uncover the true meaning behind the Night Slasher killings. Co-written by sexdrugsandoreos.

Fury decides to add a new member to Strike Team Delta, but that doesn't go over so well with Natasha. It's up to Clint to make things better.

As if breaking up with Pepper wasn't bad enough, AIM is back and Tony has been made team leader. Not to mention Steve has been turned into a cat. Tony needs way more alcohol before he can deal with this.

I thought I was going to be ignored forever until he showed up. Now I don't feel as much alone anymore.(Bad summary and title I know)

Germany goes into a war with England. What happens when he needs to call Italy for reinforcements? Can Italy really win a fight against England? Or will everything come crumbling down for him and Germany? Warning: Contains GerIta. Don't like, don't read.

River and the Doctor didn't meet the normal way. They didn't date the normal way. They weren't married the normal way. They simply aren't a normal couple. So why should the step after marriage be any different? Series of One-shots.

Fili has only one safe place left to him. And he cannot hide there forever.

Just a bunch of random short stories that I write when I'm bored out of my mind. Some better than others.

Sweeney Todd comes back from the market to find Mrs. Lovett and Anthony in a rather... compromising position.

Time and again he saw her, and time and again he surprised himself with how much he loved her, by how much he would do for her... A collection of word prompts randomly chosen from a hat and made into oneshots revolving around the Doctor and River.

The TARDIS lands on the day of 9/11, the saddest day in American history! Rose demands to stay, but the Doctor wants to leave. Will the Doctor stop 9/11, changing time forever? Or will he let thousands of people die in his name? The Doctor portrayed by David Tennant and Rose portrayed by Billie Piper. Rated T for mature content (event itself).

Dean and Sam Winchester meet Gabriel and Castiel Novak through pre-school, as school years go on the children only become more close. Dean and Castiel soon become a couple but Gabriel and Sam still don't like each much. But the Novak's have a secret and Sam has a tough life. Destiel and sometimes Sabriel.

The Doctor gives in to River, they just can't be apart any longer. ;) Story where The Doctor asks River to stay with him so that they can have their own version of forever! PLOT TWIST: River unexpectedly leaves! Why? Rated M for well you know what xD Sweet Surprises, Handcuffs, Angst/Fluff, Two Rivers? - The Lot :3

After three months of searching for a demon to deal with, Sam finds one that says yes. Dean is saved. This is the story of Dean fighting to define a life without his brother.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Spencer just suffered a huge loss. What better to do than take your coworker with you on your days off? But of course, a problem arises. Was the loss natural as they were lead to believe, or orchestrated by something bigger than they had thought? DM/SR SLASH

Dorian Havilliard's life was always easy as Crown Prince. Chaol Westfall has drifted through life without much purpose. The two boys visit the local children's hospital as part of an outreach program. There they meet Celaena Sardothien, a girl who is fighting the battle of her life. Three lives forever changed in a single moment by a single death. (some OOC, Modern AU)

Phil leaves Maria Hill with instructions on how to handle Strike Team Delta. What happens when she breaks the most important rule? Clintasha T for swearing.

Ciao Would you like to see a World Meeting with your very own eyes ? Oh, of course you would! Come on! (Rated T for Romano and France... STRICTLY A ONE-SHOT. First Hetafic.)

Little Kíli has always had a penchant for trouble yet something about this situation is gravely different: the constant bruises, speaking of sought-out trouble; the all but silent admissions of guilt, lacking silver-tongued excuses. His luster fades as he folds slowly inward and his behavior continues on a downward spiral. What is plaguing Thorin Oakenshield's youngest sister-son?

Post-"Angels Take Manhattan." River and the Doctor go on their own adventures, take along other companions, and get into tons of trouble. But how long will the adventures last before The Doctor sends River to The Library?

Eliza was familiar with waking up in random places after a night out drinking with her friends, but if anyone had told her before that she'd wake up in a vegetable patch being poked by a confused fictional character, she'd have quit cold turkey. Now she has no choice but to join a mismatched band of warriors fighting to regain their home, hoping that she too will one day see hers.

Hidden away from the world is an academy for the unwanted, downtrodden, and the criminally minded. The incoming students are in for the most challenging years of their life, high school. Love is in the air and people are at their breaking points. Somewhere in the halls of this school everyone might learn what it's like to belong for once in their lives. Human AU. High School. Yaoi.

Dean is new, and Cas is conflicted. (My random, fluffy, college AU with a side of light angst. Sorry for the shitty description. I literally can't think of anything better.)

Sherlock wakes in Middle Earth to find himself a dragon by the name of Smaug. Aware of his life both as Sherlock and Smaug, he wonders if John is also somewhere in Middle Earth, and hopes he will meet him again.

Captured in Goblin Town, the Dwarves are at the mercy of the monstrous Goblin-King;he wants answers, and will do anything- and everything- to hear what he wants. Finding Thorin stubborn, he goes to the next best thing- his youngest nephew. Hurt!Kili, with caring and heroic Fili and Thorin. Please R&R! Will be multi-chaptered. Rated T.

"I'm so scared Jack," Rose said thickly, "How am I supposed to tell the Doctor I'm pregnant?"

Fili made Kili a promise, and Thorin made one to them. Family fic - no slash!

Here is my, Shara, a fallen angel's, survival guide for living in an under ground bunker with former Angels, 4 Archangels, 2 Hunters, 1 techie, 1 prophet of the Lord, and 1 Former King of Hell. In other words one insane crazy place that'll leave any sane person calling an asylum for help. Contains Destiel and Sabriel. T for one itty bitty mention of sex.

Nobody would think that the sweet Italian with the light brown hair and that wayward curl was a murderous maniac. And really, Feliciano wasn't the murderer. It was Luciano. But Feliciano's therapist had told him not to think of them separately. Luciano was him. There was no one else in there, Feliciano was just Feliciano. Luciano didn't exist. GerIta Prison AU Rating may change

Set after 11x02 - Ziva comes back to D.C after 6 months and shows up in Gibbs basement, pregnant, because she is afraid of Tony's reaction and hopes he can give her some advice, not knowing that Tony is standing at the top of the staircase all the time - prompt from anon.

"You're not possible." He whispered, watching the energy radiate off her skin. "You shouldn' t even exist." "Yet," she smiled, "here I am." He kissed her again and she could feel it now, full and unadulterated. His timeline pulsed, swelling outside its normal size and sending calls to her. It wrapped and twisted around them as he lowered her back onto the bed.

Dean is visited by a "ghost" who shows the three very different Christmas futures of Sam, Castiel and Dean himself.

In which River and the Doctor uncover each other, in every possible way. From secrecy to intimacy, the path travels through emotions revealed and skin carefully traced. First-time!smut with character insight.

Castiel locks himself away in a Psychiatric Hospital after the Angels fall. He begins his road to discovering what he is now, and encounters some serious trials along the way... one of them is learning to live with the soul of Jimmy Novak. (This is just little story to expound on Jimmy's character, and Castiel's experiences in being human. Season 9 AU)

Dean and a human Castiel must work together to survive when they get stranded in the mountains during a blizzard, but the time alone forces them to confront the pain and the hard truths they've both been hiding from (Destiel).

Hotch goes into a warehouse to find a little girl, but the team witnesses it blow up. Can they save him in time, or is he even alive to still be saved? Story better than summary. Hotch/Rossi Father/Son Temporary Hiatus for Personal Reasons

He has to actually fly out for Sam's wedding, Cas is coming as his date and everyone thinks it's for real. Dean Winchester is not having a great day.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein. REID CENTRIC. CASE FIC.

She was more important than he'd ever dreamed but he'd never realised how easily he could give it up.

Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"

[He's not six anymore, and I lost the right to hold him when I pushed him back into the war. This is what it did to him. What I did to him.] In which Valentine helps her brother ride out a nocturnal panic attack, confronts some guilt issues of her own, and they both take another baby step towards restoring the closeness they once had.

"He was utterly and completely, spent. Allowing his knees to buckle, Reid slid down the wall and collapsed onto the tiled floor." Reid's struggle to come to terms with his headaches..and their finally revealed cause. A couple twists. Please R&R!

Based on the prompt "Imagine if Sam and Dean found out about your self-harm scars." Rated T for mild language and mentions of self-harm. One Shot. (Revised!)

Cas realises he can't heal Dean, but what on earth happened to him to make him lose his grace? (I suck at summaries) Sort of AU- outside the actual storyline of the show. Maybe wing!kink eventually

A collection of short drabble type pieces centered around the show Supernatural :) Includes bromance - always , humour, angst ect... I accept prompts from readers and also use challenges set by forums and the like. Rather crazy! *Ch 6: Alone*

In an era of Dwarven history when sons were cherished and women desired only for marriage, Dis remembers the daughters she once had. A dark AU based on cultural history. Nothing related to Tolkein's works is my own.

When the Doctor visits River for a night out, he learns something he didn't expect. And when things go wrong, his life begins to go in a different direction. Things he never thought he wanted become the only things he want. How far will he go to please his wife and himself?

Aaron Hotchner is suffering, and he is about to break down. Emily offers her help to him and he genuinely takes it. But when a case comes up and he goes in to confront the UNSUB alone, what happens when shots are fired, and he isn't wearing his vest. H/P THE STORY IS BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY TRUST ME! Rating may change.

A series of one-shots starring Fíli and Kíli, aged 9 and 10, respectively, which chronicles their shenanigans and adventures. Sixth: Thorin should never have let them out of his sight. It would be no-one's fault but his own if he found his sister's sons cold and pale under a dusting of snow.

Desperate to find Sam after his disappearance, Dean sets off to track him down, but a brush with the law leaves him locked up and battling for his sanity. mild slash.

Most Recent: Donna has has a non-Halloween related scare. Lots of brotp stuff ahead! All of the characters from Modern Who live in the same building and have different dynamics and relationships. Always accepting prompts!

He had hoped that it was an "angel thing", despite overwhelming evidence on the contrary (See: Gabriel, Anna), but Castiel's grace was gone, and he was still as asexual as a human as he was as an angel. (Asexual!Cas, Dean/Castiel)

some important moment in the lives of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes through texts. the concept is John's texts, Sherlock's texts and then the story that follows. I hope you enjoy

Sophos makes a fatal mistake and his alliance with Gen lies in ruins. He is determined to repair it at whatever cost, though reparations may mean his title, his freedom or his life. (SPOILERS THROUGH WHOLE SERIES TO CONSPIRACY OF KINGS)

**SEQUEL TO TAKEN** It's been a couple of months since Clint and Natasha rescued their daughter from a twisted human experimenter, and they're finally ready to relax and spend the holidays as a family. There's just one problem. Natasha has never celebrated Christmas...

SciFi AU. When Rossi contacts Morgan about some passengers wanting to get off-planet, he definitely didn't foresee all of the complications that would result from it. Morgan/Reid centric (slash), other pairings inside.

What if The Lonely God decided he lived too long?

When Clary discovers a rune late one night, it looks to be just a regular Portal. But when she finds herself in London, 1887, she discovers its much more than that. The arival of Gabriel Lightwood raises many questions. Will the London Shadowhunters except her? Will they find out the truth? Only time will tell. /Jessa, Gecily, Cill; T for Shadowhunting and fighting!

AU - Clara moves to a small town called Leadworth, finding something she wasn't looking for along the way. Pairings: Rose x 10, Amy x Rory, Clara x 11 (OTP city :3) Also included: Martha, Donna, Jack, Mickey and Mels (Other characters also make appearances at times)

12/River (12th Doctor isn't on the character list yet so... yeah). River gets to know a version of her husband that she's never met before. Rated M for smutty reasons.

When Costis is repaid in kind for his injurious actions towards the new king of Attolia, the young guard receives a whole new perspective on the king, his Queen, and the state of affairs in Attolia. He realizes that there is much more to running a country than just sitting on a throne all day wielding power. A short conversation/oneshot.

Ten/Rose. The Doctor isn't just my lover, he's my best mate and partner in crime as well. Crackfic.

What would happen if the characters from Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, The 39 Clues, and The Nicholas Flamel series were kidnapped and forced to participate in a game show? Rated T to be safe. First fanfiction, so constructive criticism appreciated, but no flaming please!

River is taken by Madame Kovarian and the Silence. She is tortured unless she agrees to kill the Doctor. Can the Doctor rescue her before it's too late? Rated MA for torture, and rape.

Evan 'Tai' Braun is an American who moves to Japan with his father's work. After an accident, he finds himself diagnosed with a terrifying illness that threatens his every sleeping hour. Sent to Yamaku to continue his education and give him the best chances at survival, can he face the day living in fear of the night?

While on a case in Boston, Reid is kidnapped by the unsub. The team is in a race against time to find him before Reid is killed, while Spencer is facing some difficult obstacles, such as Torture, Rape, and malnutrition. REIDCENTRIC! T for wiggle room

Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.

Rose's reaction on meeting up with the Eleventh Doctor and first entering Eleven's TARDIS. Set during Impossible Astronaut.

When you're waiting for November to come along, you make Rose meet River Song. In context of 50th anniversary special. If you are avoiding spoilers, I do mention a couple things outside the obvious as a spaceship at Stonehenge one. Clearly written before the special aired.

For weeks, Prentiss has struggled with her secret feelings for Hotch, who's currently with Beth. When her feelings are revealed, the repercussions causes problems between every team member that may push Prentiss to her limit.

And everyone thought that Sherlock Holmes would be standing around a body. Will Sherlock manage to eventually prove his innocence, or realize that John Watson, indeed, isn't the hero he thought he was? (( Rated T for language, Non-Ship Fic ))

The TARDIS brings the Tenth Doctor and Rose back in time and forward in time and picking up the Ninth and Eleventh Doctor and no one knows what is holding back the paradox. They all land at 221B Baker Street and Sherlock and John get dragged along! (Pre-Season 7 finale so Tennant is still 10, Chris is still 9, Matt is still 11 to our knowledge) (JOHNLOCK FLUFF)

Rose and the doctor have been reunited post-doomsday. They set off to travel the stars and discover how to be lovers as well as friends. But there is an unintended consequence of their newly amorous relationship. How will they cope with the prospect of parenthood? Now that the doctor dances, can he do domestic?

Because it can't all be smut. A little bit of fluff with the dwarves of Middle Earth. Series of fluffy one shots which will mostly be K ratings with the occasional bump up to T.

Clara/Eleven/River threesome, shameless smut with a bit of a plot if you squint hard enough. Clara realises that one of her past selves saved River Song, and the Doctor takes his two favourite girls on a special trip to celebrate. And then, you know... smut ensues.

A parody you'll never forget and probably never forgive me for.

6 months Post-Fall. When something happens to John, Sherlock returns to his side. Both men, now forced to face unaddressed emotions, abandon some old identities and gain some new ones. Thorough discussion of sexuality, so if that doesn't interest you, consider yourself warned. (Rated M for self-harm, suicide attempt, and later explicit sex)

'I can assure you Ms Pond; I am certainly not a serial murderer.' Amy Pond falls into a different dimension and meets a certain consulting detective... Pre-reichenbach. Pre-Big Bang. Pondlock. Amy/Sherlock.

Reid makes a bet with Morgan that the pretty girl at the bar won't even take a minute to turn him down. Now multi-chapter.

Every part of the body meant something.

Spencer meets a waitress during his lunch break and sparks fly. Spencer/OC

The TARDIS was gone, but the other Doctor was still there. The warmth in his brown eyes was the same, the spattering of freckles that she only noticed when her face was inches away from his was the same, the way his lips curled up on one side in a hesitant smile was exactly the same. Rose/new!Doctor aka Tentoo series of stories chronicling their adjustment to a new life together.

Spencer Reid was very excited to join the BAU and hopefully start his life anew. That all changed when he saw...him. AU. Some canon. non-con, Extreme Rape, Slash. Full extent of warnings inside!

Rose and the Doctor are together for several months now (before all the parallel world stuff happened) and they love each other more than ever. They have a few advetures together and are faced with sveral problems that are challenging their relationship. (Some chapters are just PWP but there is a plot sometimes. I try to keep it even... but it's hard. Depends on my mood) - complete

Reid meets a new guy that he's desperate to impress so he claims to be more sexually experienced than he really is. While his new boyfriend is out of town he asks Morgan to help improve his skill so his cover won't be blown. Smut Warning!

After ten years of longing, Morgan spots a familiar face in the crowd. Spencer Reid was the man he'd planned to spend his life with until he suddenly disappeared. A story about finding the one that got away. Kind of AU but still set in the BAU-verse. Morgan is an FBI agent but Reid is not.

This story is about what happens after the "Fisher King" episodes now that the team knows about Reid's mom. Rated T just to be safe. For Namira. Story is now COMPLETE

Sometimes, landing in the wrong place can force you to confront some uncomfortable truths, and that can be a very good thing.

The Doctor can't sleep and when the Psychic Paper displays a message, he isn't sure what to think. Donna helps him out. Donna/Doctor brotp relationship. Noncanon as in Donna is still travelling with the Doctor.

Someone decides to visit Tobias Hankel at the institution and it's not Reid. It's someone with a particular grudge against Aaron Hotchner, an enemy against the BAU who happens to like Tobias's old Internet videos. One-shot sequel to "To Live and Let Go".

AU. He decides to keep her. Rose/The Doctor

A mysterious friend steps back into the past to correct a wrong and reunite a family. (Better than the summery!)

In which River shows up unexpectedly, and could possibly have just ended the Whouffle relationship before it even had a chance to begin. Possible typos, i wrote this on my phone and you know what autocorrect is like.

Rose accidentally offends the Doctor and they have an argument. When she tries to apologize, things get worse. Hopefully chapter two comes soon!

When the Doctor thinks he is finally becoming more and more human, something changes the way he will see his world. A look at what could happen if the "real" Doctor comes back for Rose after leaving her with his human counterpart. Takes place after WoM and before EoT. 10/Rose 10duplicate/Rose. 11/Rose. Rated M for dark content and explicit sexual activity.

While a case in Idaho, Reid, Prentiss and JJ are kidnapped by a family, who live isolated - - a family having only incestuous relationship since long, and who want the agents to add fresh blood to their next generation. Follow 'Doctor' and 'I won't let you go', but you don't necessarily have to read its to understand

AU from the end of season two. After almost ten years in an alternate dimension, Rose Tyler's life has changed a lot--new name, new home, new career. It all tumbles down when a familiar face comes looking for her, with no idea who she is.

And he thought of Rose. He could hear the room around him starting to burn, but he didn't care. The stars...how did he stand a chance against the stars?

Set after Doomsday. Rose's dreams start to get vivid, so vivid that soon... She doesn't know what's a dream or what's reality. Surely, your dreams don't become a reality... Do they? Ten/Rose

After so long apart, neither one of them is sure. Rose takes the first step to close the gap.

Some typical Johnlock I guess; John has become progressively more anxious about his growing feelings for Sherlock, and Sherlock soon feels strongly in return yet attempts to suppress it. Will the obstinate detective give in to desire? Enjoy!

AU Post Battle of the Five Armies. Fili/Reader. After waiting years for this day to come, the wedding is finally upon you.

When the BAU's newest edition, Kathleen Davis, is assaulted at a party, how will the team react? How can they comfort her when they barely even know her? Rated M for sexual content, disturbing scenes, and language.

A look at Fili and Kili when they were young and how Thorin handles young dwarf fights. Or rather how he handles young dwarves in general. Will probably be a collection of small stories from when Fili and Kili were young.

When a case leaves some startling resalts, how does the BAU team deal with it. De-aged characters

in here is how to know you're a whovian, how to annoy them if you're not, fanfictions that you should read,and other things like funny quotes, or lines. feel free to message me anything you think should be in the book

March 3rd 1953, Spencer Reid was knocked to the floor before second period. November 29th 1953, the entirety of America watched as history was made. 1950's AU. Morgan/Reid. Warnings for racism, language, and slang from 60 years ago.

Pretend that Tobias wasn't killed by Reid and is captured and institutionalized instead. Still unable to escape the nightmare of his father and Raphael, Tobias is forced to live in a new kind of hell for over a year. Yet things begin to change when he gets an unexpected visit from someone very familiar. Sequel to "Sympathy for the Devil" yet you don't have to read it to understand.

This is a crossover between Skulduggery Pleasant and Doctor Who. It starts in murder scene where Skulduggery finds a big blue box appear out of the middle of nowhere.

Tales from the early lives of the last links in Durin's line - and their long-suffering uncle. Baby!Fili & Baby!Kili & Grumpy!Thorin. Good clean dwarf family fun - I don't own anything herein.

The Doctor, and his companions, make an unscheduled stop at the BAU. Set anywhere between series 5-7 of DW and 3-7 of CM.

This is Eleven's first "dance" with River, a fic that has been written over and over again, I suppose, but I couldn't really keep my fingers off it - I have this picture of him being so very cute and insecure when this happens so I had to give my version of it. Fluff! Smut! PWP! A two-parter with next chaper coming up soon. Enjoy!

Kili and Fili can turn any chore into an adventure. While chasing glory, Fili finds himself in a sticky situation and Kili must pull off a daring rescue using more finesse than force. (Everyone pray for Fili...) Complete!

Spoilers if you haven't read the book! Instead of dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili survive and have to face an idea they never thought would come to pass.

What is an archer without his right hand? No Slash.

When Kili picks up the bow and arrow Thorin hopes that it is only a passing interest that takes hold of his nephew and dismisses the gossip and grumblings of the dwarves. Eventually Thorin feels the need to make the young dwarf choose between Kili's love of archery and his need for approval, which may end with grave consequences. Chapter 4: A/N Update!

Reid and Morgan are kidnapped and forced to play a sick game. Morgan is forced to watch as the men who kidnapped them try to convince Reid that he has gone insane and that there is no Morgan or team. Morgan struggles as he is tortured physically and emotionally. It's up to the team to find them. But will they find them in time? And will Reid be strong enough? Not slash!

Darkness can be found in every being. It can be found in greed, jealousy and lust. While the company journey ahead, an unexpected addition arrives. Meeting Luna, the dwarves learn of such darkness, but will they see her true nature or be swallowed whole by her gift? Kili/Thorin/Fili/OC

Thirteen Dwarves, a Wizard and a Hobbit leave The Shire on a journey to take back what is theirs. A human in their midst is just what they need to complete their adventure, but a certain young dwarf will take some convincing. Rhenwir soon learns of the stubborness of dwarves and Kili discovers that love from a woman can be even more valuable that the riches of Erebor...KILI/OC

When their families force them to marry, Garcia doubts she'll ever be able to change Morgan's ways... Complete AU story!

Human isn't a species. Being Human is a process, a state of mind, an idea in living motion. It's nothing solid you can point to and say yeah, that's it, that's Human. It's something you have to watch, see it all play out. You have to feel it to understand. (Canon compatible, Being Human UK.)

Dr. Spencer Ried is broken. Giving up his syringe for the blade, addiction is taking its toll on him.

Riverx11 smutfic. M for anniversary sex. The two are having a romantic evening in the canals of Venice when the Doctor has an idea, and River tries something new. AN: This started as an inside joke with a friend and turned into a sort of kinda Christmas gift. So yeah, here I present to you my first smutfic.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

A new generation sweeps the Clans as seasons pass. All those who made the journey have joined StarClan many seasons ago, and if any of the others remain, they are close to death themselves. ThunderClan warrior Thunderrose is one of the new generation. When she is struck by a falling tree branch, she undergoes a change more drastic than she had ever wanted. 'T' to be safe. All OC's.

They were both very small the first time they heard about hobbits. Fili, of course, saw it as an opportunity for mischief. So when his little brother asked him, face alight with curiosity, what a hobbit was, there was absolutely no hesitation.

An original female character has various erotic encounters with Thorin in these short chapters. Purely about the sexual content. Not trying to craft well developed characters or paint a sweeping vista with words. Planing on four or five chapters maybe more depending on the response. Rated MA. Not safe for under 18yrs old due to sexual content.

Everyone thought that when Kili was little he had been the most merry of childs. Well how could they not think that? The trude is he hadn't been a happy child. Thorin and Fili just couldn't undertend way... but at the same time... the reason was obvious... How could it be that... he didn't play, he didn't smile and he never ever laughed. How they wished the could make him laugh...

Steve hates modern television shows and history. Tony is determined to remedy both of those, provided they can survive each other.

Reid has reached a time in his life, a time full of happiness. After everything he has been through, he is finally happy with his new wonderful wife, Lily. Obstacles have been defeated by both but they will have to be strong if they are to face the obstacles still ahead of them. Haunted by their pasts, can they overcome them and look to the future? Follow on to Protect her.

Tanith is in Texas surprise, surprise and Ghastly, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on there way to retrieve their friend. But Texas is a big place and with Sanguine's tunnelling trick will they get to her before the escape to another part of the planet?

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

4 and half years, Will was taken in Afghan, he's now home. has to deal with what he went through, re build his relationship with JJ and get to know his son. JJ/WILL all team.

While playing a simple game with Kili, Bilbo learns some surprising truths about his uninvited guests which may help him to decide his own fate.

Fili remembers the first time he ever held his brother while being forced to experience the last time.

The definition of ecstasy - Morgan and Reid.

Can we escape our personal demons? Some have and some fail. A piece of poetry brought on by the One Ring.

"It's good to have someone around to save your life. How many times has it been now, Lir? Four?" The lives of three Misbegotten soldiers may not mean much to the Empire, but to each other, they mean everything. A series of one-shots centered around the three seraphim siblings. Each story describes one of the times they've saved each other's life.

Of all the things that could have taken down their archer, only the most foolish notions involved a rabbit hole. Now it is up to Fili to look after his injured brother. No slash.

In which Fili and Kili act like children, assert their independence, talk about serious things and just will NOT go to sleep. From tomorrow morning, whether they like it or not, Thorin is going to be their King and not their Uncle, but does Thorin have other ideas? Bit fluffy. Okay, more than a bit fluffy. COMPLETE

Fili recalls some of the highlights of growing up with Kili which involve imagined Goblins, stolen property, pretty girls, lack of facial hair, drunkards, and stupid ponies. Spans from early childhood to the early parts of the Unexpected Journey. Mostly movie verse with splashes of the book.

Fili and Kili were mischievous little things when they were young, being a constant pain and joy at the same time to those around them. But even as they mature.. old habits die hard. These are little drabbles/oneshots of the two and their adventures.

Thorin Oakenshield tends to the education of his nephews, and worries about the blasphemy of fatherless toddlers.

Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.

This is a collection of twelve one shots leading up until Christmas. All of the pairings are themed from the song Twelve Days of Christmas - although for a few days I will be taking prompts! All one shots are christmas themed and most of the pairings will involve clary x jace, simon x isabelle or magnus x alec!

A cold winter night found Morgan and Reid facing each other in one of the most intense, alcohol impaired, two-player card game tournaments they've ever entered. Little did they know, what started as a scramble for bragging rights had the potential to become more. The real question is... what were they playing for? One-shot. Eventual Morgan/Reid. Canon!verse. Spoilers for 8x10!

AU Reid is in the foster care program but after he sees his foster family tortured and murdered he stops talking. Unfortunately he is the only witness. Now complete.

Morgan and Garcia haven't been getting along very well lately. One of their team mates plots to force them to spend the holidays together and figure things out.

Spencer and Morgan go undercover to a cult - what happens to them when they come home? How do they adjust to their old lives after having changed in so many ways? What happened to them while they were there? A new bond is forged between them that everyone notices and they'll need that bond when someone comes to try and take away everything they hold dear...*SLASH!* **ON HIATUS**

Sequel to TICK, TOCK. Reid is in a wonderful place in his life, especially with Garcia and Morgan at his side. He soon discovers that danger is near and after the woman who helped him regain his life and make him stronger. He vows to protect the mother to be as she hunted by sadistic men. But will he survive the danger? - Please read Tick, Tock to understand this fanfic.

Eighteen years old is too young to die. A sort-of not-really retelling of the Hobbit book/movie from Kili's perspective, written after I found out that he's the equivalent of an eighteen-year-old human and I got sad. MAJOR BOOK AND MOVIE SPOILERS

Thorin, Fili and Kili go scouting one night, leaving everyone behind. They expected dead-ends, rain, maybe a foe or two...but what they did not expect to encounter was a fierce water monster with a penchant for Dwarf flesh. Hurt and protective family members, please read and review!

prompts include: undoing, mpreg, three unprompted - character death, self harm, and s pollen. cystic fibrosis, 4x18 AU, shatter, two unprompted - drugs, character death, dissociation. riding, tease, exhibition, tied up.

prompts include: heart (4x12 and 4x24), coming out, secret, honey moon, fluffy (7x16), rejection, first time, "why can't we," Clooney, first time kiss, blanket, paperwork, lemonade, more Clooney, and Alzheimer's Disease.

Whilst walking through a great plain, the company is attacked by Orcs. Fili faces the horrible reality of what they have signed up for, as someone close to them pays the price, and Thorin learns that you can only hide your emotions in certain situations. Hurt!Kili and protective!Fili. First ever Hobbit fic, please review?

For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.

Reid's been masking his emotions for a long time, but maybe Derek Morgan can change that...(rated for language/ some sexual references/future violence) Morgan x Reid, SLASH, mainly fluff and angst

Emily and Derek both had terrible things happen to them at young ages. When an unsub injects them with a serum, they are forced to face it again but this time they have someone that knows what each other is going through! Story better than summary. Involves de-aged characters.

Firelight and nephews have strange abilities over others, although they may not realize it. Thorin remembers an important person in his past life. Fili & Kili included!

Reid's in love and in a relationship for the first time. It is a lot more awkward than being the youngest kid in college. Lots of mishaps and misunderstandings that come with having a genius IQ and no social skills. Changed rating to M.

AU - David Rossi goes to Emerson Sanatorium just outside DC to interview a schizophrenic patient Spencer Reid institutionalised after the brutal murder of his parents years ago and for which he's still is the main suspect. Upon meeting the young man, Rossi realises all is not what it seems. NOT SLASH COMPLETE

What happens when a girl kills herself, makes 13 tapes about why she did it, sends it to her 13 reasons why and one of those reasons refuses to send the tapes on? There are 13 Reprecussions that come along with it.

When their child brings home a drawing from school, they're stunned. Part of the Come Daylight (mpreg) 'verse. One-shot. Complete.

Seems Reid has a Secret. Secret friends, Secret Talents, a whole Secret Life. I'll update soon! promise!

-For the Christmas Exchange on CCOAC- "Let it snow let it snow let it snow..." Spencer rested his hands on Derek's shoulders and looked over his own shoulder. "You're an angel," Derek told him. Spencer laughed quietly and smiled. "How about we go inside?" There was mistletoe in the kitchen when they got there. "Gosh your lips are delicious," Derek told him. "Mind if I move closer?"

Reid finds himself the puppet of a dangerous Unsub who wants something. Reid depends on Morgan as he finds himself pinned to a concrete floor with a bomb strapped to his chest. The team has four hours to save Reid while Morgan chooses to stay by his friends side. Will the team save Reid in time?

I know what he knows, I feel what he feels, I am what he is, but he is no longer alone. Reid/OC

All my Sperek oneshots collected and republished. The original stories will be taken down from my profile within a week. Includes My Life Is A Teenage Drama, Emotional Turmoil and brand new During Times of War. Rating varies from story to story. SLASH

When there's nothing left you've gotta laugh at yourself. A series of oneshots involving Hotch and Emily.

Amy Martin receives a much needed glimpse of the future. Spoilers for "A Million Suns" and "The Angels Take Manhattan".

Reid is faced with a fate much bigger than his own, when his world is taken in one swift movement. Battling demons on a daily basis is nothing compared with what he is about to face, will he pull through? Or will the darkness overtake him? R&R Please! :) S.Reid OOC story.

Erik has found a baby. He adopts the child and names Andrew. When Andrew befriends Christine's daughter Antoinette, all seems well. But when Antoinette starts to love him, and Erik becomes very jealous and possessive of his son, Andrew will have to choose between the two people he loves most.

She is beautiful, blonde with big blue eyes. She has a sweet voice and a cheerful nature. Her name is Melody, and she just is... a seven year old girl. When Penelope suffers a crash car, Derek takes care of her daughter. Ch15 Complete.

The entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.

Being a collection of 100 drabbles, featuring Eugenides, Attolia, Eddis, Sophos, the Minister of War and his wife, Costis, and the-girl-who-puts-sand-in-Gen's-food. UPDATED!

A series of oneshots involving Emily, Hotch and a certain someone...

A series of oneshots about the dark haired pair at a bar... COMPLETED.

Derek and Penelope's lives are complicated but will Derek's niece making them see the light? I Don't Own Anything

These are short stories which include my memories but have been altered to revolve around everyone's favourite characters. No pairings, each story unrelated, does not fit in the story line. Will mainly centre around Reid. So far: Truth or Dare, Fainting, Peanut, Gullible, Gangnam Style,

After a drunken mishap at a New Year's countdown, a very confused Reid and very confusing Morgan will find their way to each other. That is... if they can piece together what started it all! R/M

Hey, y'all. I love five and ones, so I decided to write one. The conversations in 3, 4, and 5 are all taken directly from the series, so I claim to own nothing but context for those chapters. Other than that, I feel that Morgan and Reid are so fucking canon that it takes someone just showing you the exact lines from the show to prove it. So, I did. Enjoy.

Derek had always had a hard time trying to get Penelope to notice his love for her. Will he be too late? Or will things work out perfectly for him? I do not own.

A closed case comes back to haunt the BAU team when one of their own is taken to exact a twisted form of payback. (Story relates to the show 'Middle Man' - Season 6, Episode 7)

The motel in a small town only has one channel.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

They fit neatly into his life, factors that produce a whole, and it disproves the collective societal misconception that one must have intimate partnership and sex in order to be satisfied. Team fic from an asexual!Reid's POV and introspective character study.

Henry is kidnapped at the park and the case goes cold after three months. At sixteen, Henry finds some things out that lead him to find out that his parents might not be his parents after all. Rating may change later.

Hotch: Dad, Rossi: Mom, Morgan: Big Brother, Emily: Big Sister, JJ: Little sister and Garcia: Favourite Aunt. These are Reid's Family and he didn't want to disappoint them.

What's the harm in Jack and his friends telling scary stories one night? Hotch is about to find out. **Honorable Mention in the Halloween Drabble Challenge on the CMWP forum.**

Short drabbles about how James could have asked Lily out. I am in no way, shape or from JK Rowling, nor will I ever be. Any suggestions would be welcome.

A short poem. Based on the philosophy of Inkheart.

Skulduggery is going out with China and things are not going well. Valkyrie helps him through it. Please listen to the music it bases on while reading-it makes more sense . Valdug

Jack decides to visit his mother on his 18th birthday. OneShot.

Reid and JJ are lost in the woods. Animals, injuries, and the possibility of a trigger happy unsub being nearby, will they be able to make it out?

Morgan is out at a club looking for some fun and finds it in a familiar young genius. This is a one-shot based on Usher's song "Scream". It's slightly AU since none of the team is in the FBI and only a few know each other. SLASH!

Reid has friends the BAU never knew about. But when a hostage situation presents it self, they might just find out more about the young genius then they wanted too.

An interesting little thing I thought of. It seems a certain someone is handy with a bow and arrows! Rated T for language. I OWN NOTHING

Pretend that Reid never killed Tobias yet was still rescued by the team. After over a year of struggling with the aftermath of his kidnapping, Reid is suddenly met with the prospect of facing his trauma when he and the team travel to Georgia for an interview. He learns that Tobias is institutionalized and wonders whether or not to pay him a visit.

Everyone knows the name of the one who's perfect for them - it's written on their palm for everyone to see. Spencer Reid loathed the name on his palm. For Derek Morgan, it was the one thing that kept him going during the darkest times.

Prentiss sees Reid at a bar, dancing with a very distinctively dressed woman. She confronts said woman and learns a few things about the couple and herself. Stand alone. Challenge response for CCOAC.

She's all out of wishes. I was sad there were no fics here for Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake. So I wrote one. short and simple Anna/Cas.

AU. Miss Peregrine observes her young charges, here at the institution.

While on a case, the team is forced to bunk together in a cottage. Everyone has a roommate...everyone but Reid that is. Morgan/Reid slash. A little change in story from 5x21 - Exit Wounds. FLUFF. My first fanfic. Toward the end, when Garcia is "thinking", I accidently left a line out of italics. You'll probably notice it, but it IS her thoughts. :

Reid has always been fearful of getting schizophrenia but he doesen't have to be anymore. Warning: Self-harm/ suicide... dark.

The BAU have a problem - their latest case is proving more complicated than they'd thought. Luckily for them, a certain consulting detective and his doctor are in America, and they want in. "You WILL need my help, agents, and you know where to find me."

The last chapter and an Epilogue. Thank you all! Gabby and a little Tiva mentioned.

A short fic for fun of Spencer teaching the others to waltz

Sitting and waiting had never ever been his strong point in any tactical battle. He hates it. DotM add-in warnings: Bondage kink, female ejaculation

"By the time you listen to this, I've been gone a whole day or two. Yep. I mean gone. And do you want to know why I'm gone? Because Fang, honey, you're the reason why." Loosely based off of Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher.

Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."

Five things Amy Martin learned from her cousin Amelia - because these two ginger namesakes just have to be related. Spoilers for A Million Suns.

A lot happens that night, and Tunstall is left alone for it. While waiting for darkness and waiting to talk Beka, what does he think about? Mastiff Spoilers. Two-shot.

This is a domestic abuse fic, dark Doctor – Does not follow or have any connection with any of my other stories. Rating has gone up due to chapter 9.

Written for Camp NaNoWriMo 2011. Emma Sullivan thought it would be easy to come to New York and find her brother. But with new friends, a job she doesn't want, and the fact that everyone thinks she's a boy... well, maybe easy isn't the right word.

When Spencer Reid's high school reunion comes up, only Morgan can convince him to go. Reid knows he's going to end up regretting going or will he? Warning: Will eventually be Morgan/Reid slash so if you don't like don't read.

WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.

ReidxMaps, aka the only ship. Written as a fill for the prompt "ReidxMap, staring across the room" as requested on Tumblr. This is a joke.

The Gibbs family have a visitor from the UK. Warning, will contain spanking or corporal punishment of minors. Don't like, don't read.

More Than Blood:1. The papes run the town and we run the papes. Everyone needs the papes, we just remind 'em why." It isn't easy being Jack Kelly's sister, but it gets downright challenging for Alison Kelly when the strike changes everything. David/OC

Hotch and Morgan discuss the soon-to-be newest addition to the BAU. Pre-series.

Never come between a geek and his sleep...bit of humor featuring Tim McGee and the BAU team

Tension has been escalating between the boroughs for months, one wrong move and a Newsie war could break out in a second. Unfortunately for Clara Scott she is sent to Manhattan just in time to be in the middle of inevitable Newsie War. Spot/OC

Diana is a popular prostitute in a brothel,her life is a mess but she can handle it.That is until a dark haired mobster keeps coming back for more.Dark pasts resurface.Possession, jealousy, lies and love; how much chaos can these two take? Ciana. lemon.

The tale of how Ornon lost his sheep. Written for the Queensthief fic fairy tale contest.

Morgan's in a good mood, Reid's too quiet, and Gideon thinks it's funny. Sometimes, being the BAU's Unit Chief is all about finding ways around the regulations. Morgan/Reid slash, concerned!Hotch, PWP, references to m/m sex. Supposed to be funny.

Someone with a strange vendetta against "FBI agents" takes action to get his revenge... In short Reid kidnapped on the anniversary of the Hankel abduction and the team struggle to help their endangered friend once more. Implied Prentiss/Hotch ship

Sometimes it is within a simple kiss that ones finds the truest embodiment of love.

When both the BAU team and Gibbs' NCIS team go camping at the same site, hilarity ensues. Features a few O.C.'s. Rated T for later scenes. No slash.

20 years after KOTCS, Mutt has a 15 year-old daughter named Henri. After years of feeling neglected by her father, she is ready to prove herself to him. But when Henri is kidnapped, her father will do anything to save her. POV Mutt and OC

Marcia and Marcellus fluff. This is my first story please no flames.

Only one thing bothers Eugenides when he is in Sounis' prison. Set before The Thief.

A sad, short ONESHOT about Hatter's feelings toward Weaver and what happens when he finds out that she died while he was away. Takes place during chapters 26 and 27 of the Looking Glass Wars.

In the midst of the longest night of their lives, Jack Hotchner tells Emily Prentiss why he thinks she doesn't need to worry about his Dad.

Aaron Hotchner always felt guilty when it came to Jack. He worried that his job was hurting his son. Jack didn't see anything wrong with his daddy though. One-shot.

A young authoress suddenly finds herself surrounded by fictional characters. Les Mis, POTO, Jane Eyre, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Odyssey, Tom Sawyer, Alice in Wonderland, The Scarlet Pimpernel and others...

"The lowland queen was jealous of her neighbour, and when she caught the rival's thief in her palace, she seeked to destroy him, and through him, the mountain queen… She cut off his right hand, not knowing that she'd fallen in love with him." Oneshot

Eugenides and Attolia deal with their court's ridiculous problems with the help of dear Costis. Includes flying food, wine, and terrible attempts at humour. Note: This is a PARODY. Any ridiculousness/stupidity is completely intentional.

Diana and Caine's story before The FAYZ and during- rated M for sex and language

Gibbs struggles with his feelings for Abby, will he be able to finally give in or will he just love her from a distance?

Annie kicks Micthell in the shin. The shin! Annie/Mitchell

Gothic poem. - Gen explores his love for Irene.

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a beta? Aragorn. Legolas. Beta Reader.

Harry and Co. are obviously obbsessed with the Beatles. This is 4 Beatle and Harry Potter loving peeps!