Name: If i ever become famous famous then i'll reveal it :p

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Home: America

Hobbies: Watching anime, reading fanfics, drawing, rapping, singing, and voice acting.

Goals in life: Live till im old enough to yell at kids to get off my lawn, , to visit Japan, hopefully get a good job, maybe a get story uploaded on this site.

Likes: Rap, Hip Hop, Punk Rock, anime, manga, my Tenshi-Chan, crazy people, sleeping, and more sleeping(You would think that i was a Nara from how lazy i can be :p).

Dislikes: People who go overkill with bashing characters, countries, ect. closed minded people, wars, racists, over-religious people who don't use logic, the pairing wars(oh god don't get me started on the those)

About me: I was depressed for a while then i stumbled upon this website. Next thing i know i ended up getting addicted to this site. I can be really shy at sometimes, but at the same times I can be a real badass. I’m currently a struggling college student. I hope if I can get past my laziness that I can finally post a fanfic on this site, maybe i'll just post a challenge on here...

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Ao no Exorcist, Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere, Guilty Crown, Blood Lad, DBZ, Yuyu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, Aquarion Evol, Samurai Champloo, Michiko to Hatchin Cowboy Bebop, Michiko to Hatchin, Gundam Wing, G Gundam, Valvrave the Liberator, Angel Beats, Watamote.

Favorite Music Artists: Rome Fortune, Chance the Rapper, Kendrick Lamar, School Boy Q, Ab Soul, Childish Gambino, Danny Brown, Vic Mensa, Tha Joker, Jarren Benton, Fourget Me Nots, Ali Project, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Supercell, James Pants, Tyler the Creator, Hopsin, Tech N9ne, Nano, Ling Toshite Shigure, Base Ball Bear, Minmi, Big K.R.I.T., Capital Steez(RIP), Cashius Green, Dom Kennedy, Starlito, Don Trip, Captain Murphy, Elle Varner, Jerimah, Translee, Zip Kennedy, FKi, Travis Porter(before they changed), Jose Guapo(before he spongebobed absorbed every ATL rapper's style), Jhene Aiko, Kyle, Money Makin' Nique, Neako, Slimm Pusha, Trey Parker/Silas, Sy Ari Da Kid,Trinidad James(don't judge me), Trouble, Retro Sushi, Wale, XXYYXX, and Band Geakz

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto x Hinata

Naruot x FemKurama

FemNaruto x Sasuke

Sasuke x Sakura

Sasuke x Karin

Shikamaru x Temari

Asuma x Kurenai

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, NaruxHina831, Uzumaki Ricky , Devilzxknight86, Tsukuyomi11.

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Kurama x FemNaruto

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.