justwriteit1
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Tudors, Vampire Diaries, and Originals. Fan-Fiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. Fan-Fiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. It is a great way for me to get feedback on my writing, allows me to play with other universes that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the novels I'm working on as well. So yes, Fan-Fiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you. :D I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile. Weird - Original Freak - Special Outcast - Unique I am weird, I am a freak, but you know what? I'm proud of it! I say what I think, not to impress or to smooth over. If an authority figure says something mean, rude or sexist, I'll be the first to put them down. I'm not afraid of what people think, I only care about what those who love me think. I am strong, stronger than those of you who have to lie about who they are to feel 'cool'. I am the girl who uses 'long words' and who gets called a nerd for caring about her education. I am me and I am proud. And no one is ever going to change that. If this is you, then copy and paste this to your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (sorry, I'm too much of a paranoid freak to risk weird shit.) I LOVE Harry Potter! It's pretty much my life! I love fanfiction. I pretty much spend my whole day reading it! FAVOURITE PAIRINGS Harry Potter/OC (No offence but I'm not too fond of Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter) Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley (They're just perfect for each other!) Sirius Black/OC (It's just so romantic!) Lily Evans/James Potter (They are the golden pair!) Remus Lupin/OC (I just like the idea of a woman accepting him for who he is, again, SO ROMANTIC!) PAIRINGS I LIKE IF THE STORY'S GOOD Hermione Granger/Harry Potter Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Severus Snape/Lily Evans Voldemort(gasp, I said his name!)/OC PAIRINGS I HATE Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (THEY'RE WORST ENEMIES FOR GOODNESS SAKE!) Severus Snape/Harry Potter I DON'T LIKE ANY FANFICS WHERE TWO PEOPLE WITH A LARGE AGE GAP ARE TOGETHER I ALSO DISLIKE SLASH (I'm not against gays though, they're awesome, nor am I against lesbians, they're usually the nicest people ever!) If you are destined to become a crazy old cat lady someday and are can't wait, put this on your profile. If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped on it, paste this on your profile. If you have Merlin's rant down pat, this one's for you! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile. If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist. If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile. (WHOOOOGA WHOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!) If you automatically tune in to a conversation whenever anyone mentions Merlin, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile. If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you love rain, paste this on your profile If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile. As a fanfiction writer, I promise to review every fanfic I read. Because we are all aspiring writers and should encourage others to continue they're work. I promise to not bash fanfics, even if they are terrible, but rather give instructive criticism. MY FANFICS FAYE TONKS: BOOK 1: YEAR FOUR (Harry Potter) Faye Tonks is the sister of Nymphadora Tonks. She's a Gryffindor Student but everyone seems to forget about her, except for her best friends Sybil and Rose, although they're in Ravenclaw. Read and see how she makes more friends, becomes less shy, and becomes more brave. Harry Potter/OC/ Any chapter with unsuitable content will have a warning at the start. Read and Review. Sixth chapter in progress. Starts in Goblet of Fire as the first three years aren't very interesting for Faye. THE BLUE SISTERS (Harry Potter) Adira "Addy" Isabella Blue and Jezebella "Jessie" Cecelia Blue are as close as sisters can be. Both are in wicked Quartets, Addy in the Golden Quartet with her bestfriends Harry, Hermione and Ron and Jessie in the Quirky Quartet with Fred, George,and Lee Jordan. Read and see friendship flourish romance blossom. HP/OC and FW/OC. Canon except for the Blues. I have already began writing it and it should be posted soon. I just decided to post it on my profile. It has both Addy's and Jessie's POV along with some others, although Addy and Jessie's are more prominent. Hope that you read it! 17/5/2013 or as the Americans write it: 5/17/2013 I'm Irish, by the way :) If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile. If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Rule of Hogwarts Number One: I will not give Remus Lupin a flea collar. Rule of Hogwarts Number Two : I will not go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms. Rule of Hogwarts Number Three: I will not joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month. Rule of Hogwarts Number Four : I will not wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does. Rule of Hogwarts Number Five: I will not buy Professor McGonagall cat food. Rule of Hogwarts Number Six : 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice. Rule of Hogwarts Number Seven: Yelling " I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years Rule of Hogwarts Number Eight: The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters. Rule of Hogwarts number Nine: Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, Professor, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'. Rule of Hogwarts number 10: Ruling the world with an army of evil flying monkeys is not a proper job choice. Rule of Hogwarts number 11: I will not give Professor Snape shampoo for Christmas 15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son. People call her a slut... No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat... No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly... No one knows he had a Serious injury to his face whilst fighting for our country during the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. Bet none of you will. There's a rumor going around that boys are tougher than girls. Oh please. Can you carry a 8lb baby in your stomach for 9 months and survive hours of labor. Can you cook, clean,and talk on the phone all at the same time? Can you bleed for a week and not die? Can you walk in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake the next day like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless till their nail polish dries. Copy and paste this on your profile if your proud to be a woman! Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: 3. If you're initial is: 4. If You were born in: 5. If you choose... 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! HP FAVOURITES Female Character? Hermione Granger Male Character? Harry Potter Professor? Dumbledore Death Eater? Bellatrix Pairing? James/Lily Magical Creature? Hippogriff Spell? Furnunculus (Pimple Jinx) Movie? Deathly Hallows Part 2 Book? Order of the Phoenix Hogwarts House? Gryffindor Place? Hogwarts Weasley? The twins, you can't make me choose. HP THIS OR THAT Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw Fred or George? They're pretty much the same! Ugh! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE! *sigh* ...Fred...he dies...so...I s'pose... Ginny or Luna? Luna Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbear (Pioneer baby!) Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley Books or Movies? Books, but I do love the movies Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows Philosopher’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets Snape or Slughorn? Snape Lupin or Sirius? Sirius Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione! Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus Finnigan (Where's me lucky charms?) Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby, no contest Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood, ya know more. (Dear God, I sound like Hermione Granger!) Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Dan Radcliffe Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange! Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Voldemort (nice bloke..) Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig all da way YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies TOTAL: 16 YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL: 4 Guy Should I be worried??? This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out hmmm explains a lot :D Random Stuff: Hey read this guys !! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! Bruno Mars had a grenade and Taio Cruz had dynamite. They both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot the time while Rihanna got memory loss and ran around saying whats my name. Eminem looked around and said i'm not afraid. Then Willow Smith began to whip her hair, which scared the Far East Movement who began to fly like a g6. then J-Lo fell on the floor, and Nelly woke up and said PHEW, it was only just a dream! Spread the Stupidity Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (Paranoid!!) Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? (It's quite worrying...) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? And how come it doesn't even work in the movies? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and copy this to your profile In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (How do you put a corpse on trial?) 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping *Whining* (but I want the prettiest ice cream!) 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap (as apposed to?) 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert -printed on bottom- -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Why, Why, Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. 28 Fun Things to do When Driving 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. 7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 13. Sing without having the radio on. 14. Honk frequently without motivation. 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. 17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss. 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 19. Restart your car at every stop light. 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. 22. Keep at least five cats in the car. 23. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks. 24. Stop and collect roadkill. 25. Stop and pray to roadkill. 26. Throw Spam. 27. Get in the fast lane and gradually … slow … down … to a stop. then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them. 28. Chinese Firedrill. Get at least 2 people in a car (the more the better) when the light turns red everyone get out and run around the car and yell “fire, fire!” Then get back in the car but switch drivers. Then drive off when the light turns green and act like nothing happened. (Called Chinese Fire Drill because China is so crowded that there is no place to run in a fire. So you have to get back in.) 24 things to do in an elevator 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 21 things to do in Wal-Mart 1. Take the shopping carts for the express purpose of filling the up and leaving them in the middle of the aisles. 2. Ride those little electric carts in the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time. 4. Start playing hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the whole auto department by sampling all the car air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to sword fights with rolls of gift wrap. 7. Leave funny messages in the calculators. 8. Re-dress the mannequins how you want. 9. When there are people behind you walk really slow..especially in the thin aisles. 10. Walk up to employees and say " i think we have a code 3 in the warehouse" and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to a polka station and turn up the volume really loud. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say " i havent seen you in so long" and see if they play along. 14. Walk through the clothing department and ask out loud " who buys this crap anyway" 15. Ride a display bike through the store and claim that you are test driving it. 16. Follow people through aisels and stay like five feet away from them until they leave the store. 17. Play soccer with your friends and use the whole store as your playing field. 18. Take off your shoes and ask to return them when they say that your shoes are not from there say " i thought the customer was always right" 19. Move the caution wet floor sign to the carpeted sections. 20. Set up a tent in the camping area and tell people that you will only let them in if they bring you pillows. 21. Randomly throw things into the next asiels. 6 TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look upat the ceiling at the same time. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company You now have 2 options...delete it or send it along to put a smile on some other idiot's face today. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarder FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"( ?... BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr, Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your best friend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway Life's tough...Get a helmet If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present. It's sad that some people could actually be like this. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. Love vs. Sex Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Love vs. Sex Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Girls Did you know... If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile "They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. There were 3 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girlnoticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. PLEASE if you are a good person do not read above. PLEASE! You have been warned PLEASE DON"T READ!! There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Put this (o)on your page if you like music if you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. I know I'm not perfect, I know I'm a geek, in many ways, I know I listen to "Weird" bands, I know I like to read, I know I like school, even teachers. BUT: I know I have true friends, I know I'm loved, I know who I love, I know I can overcome ups and downs. And I know who I am Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?l U Know Ur Addicted to HOA (House of Anubis) When : 1. You daydream about them every day and night. 2. You wish Fabian or Jerome was yours. 3. You wish you were the Chosen One a.k.a Nina. 4. You have HOA episodes on your iTouch. 5. You write FFs ( Fanfictions) about HOA. 6. You check Wikepedia and Nickutopia every single day for updates on new info proof of a new season. (Which, in fact is happening...) 7. You play the Secrets Within HOA game. (I'm stuck with the second clue, if anybody can help me...PM me) 8. You always check the Nick HOA Message Boards. 9. You re-watch episodes of HOA online. 10. Your iPod lock screen background is a picture of HOA logo. (OR Phone or Laptop...) You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie. You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. These are some poems I wrote myself: Here I Am I'm the girl you see, Standing with the crowd, Looking left out, It's just to look good, I am the girl you seek, To fill your menacing desires, But what you don't know, Is that I don't think of it as a 'joke' You laugh at the silliest things I say, You know that they're not meant to be funny But since when did that matter? As long as you get a laugh, And the rest of the boys find it funny, Who cares about me? Who cares how I feel? The girls, They laugh at what you say, Maybe it's because they fancy you? Or because you're popular? Maybe it's because they think it's right, Because you make it out to be, Like I'm having a great time being ridiculed, Had it ever crossed your mind that I don't find it funny? That I feel lost, alone, scared? No, of course not, As long as you have a nice laugh, It doesn't matter, I don't matter Why me? Because I'm the easiest target? Because everyone else isn't too fond of me? I suppose you think it's fun to pick on those who are weak and alone, But I don't, And I pity you, You're too weak to understand how I feel, Too weak to understand true friends, I am strong, I know true friends, I have one great friend, Who will always be there for me, Even when she doesn't know it herself sometimes, She understands me, They will never understand me, These things I'll never say, Are on the tip of my tongue, Maybe someday I'll have the strength to say it, But not now, Not today Learning to Love Again An elderly lady rocks back and forth, Waiting for the day to go by, Waiting for her death, For she has been through too much, To learn to live again She has loved, And lost, Her husband, Her sons, Taken away to quench the thirst of monsters She wipes tears from her eyes at the thought of her sons, How she used to feed them, Play with them, Change them, Nurture them, Love them, But they were taken away, By the enemy Murder The one word that makes her stomach flip, The thing that caused her to be so lonely, She is depressed, She feels alone, All she has left is her memories, And her daughter who she refuses to see, As she looks so much like her father She heard that her daughter had gotten married, She refused to go to the wedding, She heard that she had twin boys, She refused to see them, She heard that her husband died of cancer, She refused to comfort her All because it would hurt too much Then one day she heard that her daughter had taken her life, That she was the last family member left, She would have to take care of her daughter's sons, "They look so much like their grandfather," she thought As years went by she learned to love again, To live the joy that was life, She watched her beloved boys grow up, She cared for them like she did with her sons, As a happy women, She died, Peacefully in her bed at the age of ninety Love prevailed Bruised and Broken I am one too strong, To succumb to weakness I shall fight you, I shall ignore, While dying inside I am one too strong, To break, to lose my mind, I shall be a warrior, I shall be brave, While dying inside I am one too strong, To listen to your childish taunts, To feel hurt, to feel pain, I shall be strong, I shall be brave, While dying inside I am one too weak, To ignore all that is said, I succumb to weakness, And break, Knives haunt me, Tempting me to destroy my skin, I shall try, And fail, To ignore the pain they have caused me For I am one too strong, And one too weak, To break Bravery Bravery and fear are not opposites, Bravery is having fear but carrying on A soldier is afraid of bombs, But he still confronts them A man is afraid of death, But will face it for his wife and child A hero is hydrophobic, But he will dive into the sea to rescue a civilian Bravery at it's best Incredulous A girl sits by the tree, Writing. She sits their quietly twirling her hair, Ever so contently She is the shy girl that nobody talks to She is the pretty girl that all of the girls envy She is the handsome lady that all of the boys want But she ignores everyone Nobody knows her, But yet they label her They make assumptions, Call her names, Because they know that she will never stand up for herself They pick on the weak, But little do they know, That she is the strongest of them all What she must go through, Abused and forgotten Unloved and in pain, She feels empty, Nobody can save her She feels lost, Uncared for, But nobody understands, Her parents abuse her, They call her names, Strike her, Laugh derisively at her tears At school it's not much better, They call her rude names, Sometimes they hit her, They laugh at her love for writing, But little did they know, Who she would become When she was older, And stronger, She realised her love was a skill She flourished it and became who she was today, An author, A poet, And a great friend Little did they know, How much they hurt her The Unkown Pain is but a virtue A gift, a skill But I feel nothing I am an empty shell, Unworthy of emotions A try, but fail Emptiness shall prevail For I am lost, And undesired Begging for anything, Begging for something, Begging for pain To some I may seem insane, But I must declare, That I am no one anymore, I am nothing but a lost soul, Waiting to decay For I am waiting for death to take me, From my empty life, Full of agong and despair, I shan't be upset to leave, For I shall feel nothing Finally my day has come, For me to leave, I walk into the bright light, Bringing me to another world, But something pulls me back, Something that loves me, Someone who cares, Someone who understands I am loved The Heart The heart is like a book, It can open and close to those who find it intriguing, Only to be let down again, Because someone finds it unentertaining It tries, And tries, To be amusing, To be humorous, To be loving, To be sad, To be angry But it can only be itself, It's beautiful self Love is like a glass, It can be useful when controlled, But when it falls apart, It can be lethal She Looks At Me She looks at me with swollen eyes Her heart breaking as she watches me slowly die For I am one to let down, And to hurt those I most love She looks at me with expectant eyes The ones that make me desire to cry For I am ond to sympathise To love, to lose, to forever lie She looks at me with loathing eyes And I stare into the distance Tears trickle down her cheeks But still, she is beautiful She looks at me with loving eyes, She pities my ignorance I laugh derisively and say: "You don't have to stay" She looks at me with afflicted eyes She was taken in surprise I regret, I loath myself and apologise, But this time, I shan't get away She looks at me with baffled eyes, Gleaming with betrayal For I am one to let down, And to hurt the ones I most love. She looks at me with cheerful eyes, Now I am taken in surprise, She laughs and calls me delirious, And says that I can't be serious She tells me she loves me, She tells me she'll stay, But I know, That she will leave One day Stereotypes I read, I write I study, I listen, I am nerd, No one knows that I can play sports Nobody cares I will become a footballer No matter what they say I shop, I gossip, I text, I'm pretty, I am a prep, No one knows that I want to be a nurse, Nobody cares I will become a nurse No matter what they say I kick, I score, I hit, I win, I am a jock, No one knows that I want to be a writer Nobody cares, I will become a writer, No matter what they say I play, I sing, I'm depressed, I'm bullied, I am an emo, No one knows that I want to be a soldier, Nobody cares, I will become a soldier, No matter what they say I will be me, No matter what they say Girls start dieting as early as eight years old because they don't like the way they look. Girls have been talking about committing sucide when they're in fourth grade because they feel insecure. This needs to stop. If you have ever felt this way , just remember that you are beautiful and someday that special person will come and sweep you off your feet. Repost this on your profile to help get the word out and add your name to the list, so that maybe one day, someone will come across this and read it and see how many people care about their life. Charn14, Tabyylynn, DJvampgirlp227, justwriteit1 I wanted to commit suicide at nine, then I thought I would be 'ending my misery'. Think before you say something, because it can severely hurt the recipitant. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, WireWriter...izzi08, Tabyylynn,DJvampgirlp227, justwriteit1 If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile I LOVE Harry Potter! I thank J.K Rowling with my heart. You say twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black you say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Patterson I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" You say Robert Pattison is hot I say James and Oliver Phelps are HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I think thats Ron and Hermione You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY !!! …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes…...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….an incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good……besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916 Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843 Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916 Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901 Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988 You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead. You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal. You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too. You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, , ravenslythgryffhuff, DJvampgirlp227, justwriteit (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE ('.') IF YOU HATE (")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY "I am Percy hear me giggle" Percy yelled "Tee-he" ISNT IT SO FUNNY yes percy jackson said that. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE HADES! If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod! I AM! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. When life gives you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate. When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away Female Comebacks Pick up lines comebacks... add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see. Woman: Are you calling me fat? Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest? Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves? Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand." Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch. Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" dont you just love watching other people's frofiles and copy paste what they wrote? XD „ ºø„ „øº„øº ºø„ House of Anubis „øº „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø„ If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you like fried chicken, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a crush on someone, copy and paste this onto your profile When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. 1: Harry 2: Hermione 3: Ron 4: Ginny 5: Seamus 6: Cho 7: Luna 8: Draco 9: Neville 10: Fred 11: Dean 12: Pansy 1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Harry/Ron) Yes 2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Ron) Oh my marshmallows he’s hot! 3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Cho) She’d probably cry and kiss Harry while sobbing. 4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Ron/Seamus/Neville) Yeah, but it wasn’t romantic. There was also Dean and Harry there, guys night out 5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Pansy) There’d be a party. 6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? That he had a twin. I don’t like Draco much (hides behind Voldemort “WTF?!”) 7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Hermione/Dean) They’d break up after a month. They don’t have much in common. 8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? (Luna/Hermione/Pansy) She’d say something about nargles or wrackspurts and then run off 9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Ron/Fred) Ron and Fred battle it out for a certain bookworms affections. Who will she choose? 10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Seamus/Neville or Seamus/Fred) Seamus/Fred, both have a sense of humour 11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Hermione/Cho) No, there both intelligent, but Cho’s weak and a baby while Hermione’s tough and strong 12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Harry/Draco) Too much. I’ve only ever read one, but I’ve seen summaries for lots of them. Not a Drarry fan, soz. 13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Luna/Pansy) Curing Heartbreak With Loony Lovegood 14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Fred) I aint going there 15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Harry/Cho/Pansy) Sobbing girls, I suggest you don’t read 16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Fred/Hermione) Hey Hermione, wanna check out my book? (I’m TERRIBLE at pick up lines!) If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile I just read a copy and paste that said "Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile l If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4. “I bet I’m in Hufflepuff,” said Harry gloomily. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch A box 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Big Brother - UK 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:13 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:50 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother’s television 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday when I was in the town (today was a read-fanfictions-and-browse-people’s-profiles day) 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Some dude’s profile 9. What are you wearing? My pjs! 10. Did you dream last night? Yes, I did. What kind of question is that? It’s just random… 11. When did you last laugh? At something a housemate said in big brother 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint (obviously) and a picture of a chicken that my friend drew (not kidding) 14. What do you think of this quiz? Good! 15. What is the last film you saw? Patch Adams 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A big house and horses! And maybe build Hogwarts, as a normal school though, unfortunately. I’d get all the students to call the teachers names of the professors from Harry Potter. I’d be Dumbledore, as I’m the headmaster, or headmistress, I suppose. But I prefer the name Dumbledore to McGonagall, but I prefer Dumbleroar most of all… You know you live in 2013 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. if two wrongs don't make a right...try three. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you. I'm going to live forever, or die trying. -If I had something good to say, I would have already said it. Education is important; school however, is another matter. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over You say I am not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If i am not cold, then i am hot. Yeah, I know i am hot. Thanks for embracing it!:) Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!! Life was so simple when boys had cooties. I smile because i have no idea what is going on! I ran with scissors. AND I LIVED!!!OMG!! Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. I rather be hated for who i am than be loved for who i am not. You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor. Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. He who laughs last didn't get it. I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes. Don't look at me in that tone! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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