Hello everyone I'm SNP (Silver Night Phoenix)

Now on to the fun stuff: To start off here are some hilarious saying I found

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

just some funness there.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!