Boys and Girls of all ages. I am officially retired from writing Naruto fanfiction. There is little likelihood I shall return to it. I've developed my writing abilities and am now attending art school while working on a bit of a collection of original works. So I'm offering my old stories up for grabs. All I ask is you let me know if your picking it up and give me credit for the idea. Thanks :D

V?” What are you doing?" “Getting ready”
“To do what?”
“To go out.”
“Is that a euphemism for ‘kill some people?’”
"Why yes yes it is" - a V for vendetta fanfic

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.- douglas adams

For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.- douglas adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.- douglas adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - douglas adams

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - douglas adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - douglas adams

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.- douglas adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - douglas adams

This was the evening of the last day of Gordon Way's life (...) The weather forecast hadn't mentioned that, of course, that wasn't the job of the weather forecast, but then his horoscope had been pretty misleading as well. It had mentioned an unusual amount of planetary activity in his sign and had urged him to differentiate between what he thought he wanted and what he actually needed, and suggested that he should tackle emotional or work problems with determination and complete honesty, but had inexplicably failed to mention that he would be dead before the day was out- douglas adams

What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."-douglas adams

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.- unknown

If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mother's underwear trying to seduce your father. What, Just Me?- mark from blink 182

I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.”- blink 182

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.