Hi, I'm a girl that is a mix of everything. I play lots sports(always a starting player) I LOVE reading!! LOVE IT!! I love music too. My friends call me a nerd. I am LOUD!! and shy at the same time. My BFFs love my wierdness and lameness!! I'm called Mermie, Maria, Bobo, and Superman!! I was raised around guys, so im not some girly little girl!! I'm middle eastern, but sometimes i look caucasion. I apparently have dirty blonde hair, but its curly. IM A KLUTZ!! There is nothing that i didnt brake(arm, fingers, ankle,etc.) In my family of friends, I am the mother because of my sympathy and kindness, yet the little sister that wont mind going around singing really loud, or saying something stupid to brake the tension in a room(Am I considered a ... No seriously guys am I?" LMAO). I couldt totally be a vampire...with the green eyes that can go to blue, and the always cold hands, and my elephant see through skin. My family is LOUD!! and only my close friends can stand them, and thats why I love em!!

My guy friends called me:

I am the best friend out of the girls. I am the matchmaker. I am the confessor. I'm the best friend that is like one of the guys, but smarter and will give awesome advice!! I'm the person you don't fight with because I WILL win the fight =P.

My best girl friends called me:

I am the person to go shopping with. I am the person who will eat ice cream and watch chick flicks/marvel movies when they are bored. I am the one that they can vent to. I am the one who remembers embarassing moments and tells them when they are sad. I'm the person that they make the best, funniest, and lamest unforgettable memories.

To my BFFs!! Love ya guys soo much!! MWA

I'm obsessed with Blue Bloods, Twilight series, Vampire Academy, Blood and Chocolate, Maximum Ride, Valiant, Mercy Thompson series etc!!

Things I love:

playing tennis, volleyball, soccer and basketball. My volleyball AND soccer team won the championship!! Go Wildcats!! (We were called that BEFORE HSM...)

reading books and fanfics!

hanging out with friends and loud family members

Things I hate:

rude people

slash pairings

really good books with stupid endings or a stupid book in as series...like Maximum Ride 4

Moyloff and Kapoor!!

when an author writes 'i love you' over and over again in a book, it just takes the meaning and emotion away, you're just like okay so what? But, when it used very little in special occations, you know that they actually mean it...

Bad Pairings:

Jack and Mimi

Iggy and Nudge or Max

Alice and Edward(WTF)

Ari and Max

Harry and Draco

Ron and Hermione( I dont hate...just dont like...)

Hermione and any teacher (specially Snape) or Remus or Sirius

Vivian and Rafe or Aiden

Roiben and Corny

Mercy and Stefan

Mercy and Bran (Yuk!!)

Any incest related or slash pairings

Awesome Pairings:

Max and Fang

Vivian and Gabriel

Iggy and Ella

Roiben and Kaye

Valerie and Ravus

Jack and Sky

Oliver and Bliss

Draco and Hermione

Mercy and Adam

Tally and David

Ryan and Mara

Favourite Quotes From My Sped and Awesomly Lame Friends:

"You sped child" (Everyone)

"Do you think it's?" (Sam) "Yeah i think its" (Me)

"Oh My God, you retardified her hair"(Ed)

"Mary don't cheer, it makes it seem like we lose alot"(Sarah) "But, I'm happy!!" (Me)

"DONT BE LATE, Superman"(Tiff)

"Mary, Me, Ed...wait that sounds wierd"(Obbo)

"We shall create a scary book called The Moyloff" (Gabbie)

"I lies"(Ed and moi)

"I think a bird just pooped on me..." (Alex) "It was raining Wong Thong"(Me)

"You fail in life"(Everyone)

"What car do you have?" (Me) "An ADDIDDAS Car" (Ed)

"WE LOVE ICE CREAM AND PIZZA" (Jermie and me)

"Get the ball!!"(Tiff) "Terfie the game didnt start yet"(Me and Melissa)

"BATMAN, SUPERMAN, NA NA NA NAAA NAA" (Tiff and me)

"Duck Wars"(Sam and I)

"10, King, 2, 3, 5, W!!"(Obbo, Bobo, and Obob)

"Mary, you smell like strawberries, and wait...peaches!! Its sexy!" (Ramtin)

"Bobo, for once in your life can your fingers not be like ice" (Obbo, Boob and Obob)

"Rudy you're funny like a big bunny"(Me)

"Helloooo Miss Swan"(Everyone)

"Vegetarian with just a little bit of bacon" (Miss Swan)

"But, today's a new day"(Me)

"Daddy I'm not 3 p.m."(Rudy)

"You smell like a fruity delight" (Ramtin)

"Mademoiselly, jello is soo good for you because..." (Me cuz of Obbo)

"Everywhere I go there are WWC couples making out!!"(Dah)

"What the hell is wrong with them?!" (Can't remember) "Dont worry, its just Mermie and Terfie" (Mel and Alex)

"I'm bleeding, Mr. Cap"(Me) "Now practice is normal"(Mr. Cap)

"ELEPHANT-SEE-THROUGH SKIN" (Me and the people who make fun of me)

"Am I considered a ?" (lmfao, gabbie, obob and obbo!!)

"MASA for life"(Me, Alex, Sam, and Alykhan)

"I love how she is so mean to him. Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth are just so you know" (Terfie)

"Mermie, that paramedics guy was HOT!! I bet you're glad you shaved your legs" (Terfie)

"Madame, Tiff's tongue are stuck to her braces"(Me and Mel)

"Jermie, you can make a rock talk to you"(Mrs. Martino)

"Terfie, you talk like a chicken"(Mr. Lopes)

"Go to time-out"(Me) "But, I like you Mary" (Carson)

"We are twins that dont live in the same house, have different dads" (Jermie and Mermie)

"So whatcha doin? So whatcha doin?"(Stephen)

"Its not colouring" (kids make me laugh)

"YOU STOLE MY COOKIE" (Farheen to Jermie)

"I'm hungry"(Alex) "Whats new?"(Me)

"Do it for McChicken and James Laferty"(Me to Terfie during softball practise)

"Thou venomous, milk-livered, lout"(Me in Macbeth play)

"Silence! I kill you!! STOP TOUCHING ME"(lmao all of us)

"Mary, its a bug!!" spits out the candy (lmao Obbo and spED)

"Look how she wiggles" (Obbo)

"You turn on mumbles OWAWA Road"(Lady) "Oh mumbles Owawa road?"(Meg) "Meghan, did you even understand what you just said?"(Val) "No"(Meg)

"He is so black that he's blue!!"(Gabbie)

"Mrs. Kapoor I'm sorry to say but you car might not work today"(Rahim) "She can use the key you idiot"(Ramtin)

"Mr. Cap we heard a rumor about you" (Julia) "Then you have to tell me" (Mr. Cap) "It's about you and another teacher" (Elsa) Mr. Cap turns red "Shut Up!" (Mr. Cap) "She's twice your age!" (Elsa) "She's twice you SIZE!!" (Julia)

"Everytime I meet a woman that can cook like my mother. She looks like my father." (Seif)

"Who knows the number of the ambulance?"(random guy at accident) "Its 911 you idiot!!" (Marc)

"Hey mom, were leaving the beach now"(Me) "You guys are still in the hospital?"(Dr.) "Shhhh...her mom doesn't know yet!!"(Marc) "The water is WONDERFUL here" (Dr.)

"Merci" (Aunt) "Pas de probbrom" (some guy)

"Is there a bakery around here?" (Aunt) "Ya there one over there called CHAKE AWAY" (guy) he meant take away

"We will all have a reunion in Heaven"(Me) "Then we'll go visit Hell to say hello to Kiarash" (Stephen)

"I'm messed these days" (Johnson) "Why?" (Ed) "Because.." (Johnson) "Because what?" (Ed) "My ass hurts" (Johnson) "Want me to rub it?" (Ed) "Yes, that would be nice"(Johnson) LMAO!!

“I gave you my funger” (Mira)

“Can I have your number?” (Nourhain and Nisreen)

“Ana Habla” (Ihab and me) in arabic it means i'm stupid.

“Ihab how do you like it?” (Mazen) “Sexy…hot….” (Ihab) “OMFG its hard you idiot” (Mazen)

“B C Double cheese” (Mcdonalds)

“I wanna double cheeseburger without the cheese” (Micheal)

“LMAO…You should have heard them…okay he’s asleep…did you see the abs on that guy…he is soo hot but pink shirt guy is hotter…” (Sherif on me and Mira)

“My name is….Tareq…why the hell did I say tareq” (Mazen)

“I’ll stop burning things if you stop shishaing”(Mahmoud) “Go burn things” (Ramy)

“I got it” (me) ….after the set…”Who the hell is Tareq” (Foufy) “I said I got it not tareq” (me)

“OBSIDE SEXUAL” (Mazen asking everyone)

“I love your laugh, smile, blush…” (Ihab)

“You guys if ure sitting with us don’t whisper…wait…I actually don’t wanna know what Ihab said cuz Mary’s blushing” (Mazen)

“What the hell happened to you?! Ihab tried to kiss you didn’t he?” (Mazen) two seconds later “WTH happened to you ?? Ihab tried to kiss you didn’t he?!” (Seif)

“I look ugly in this picture”(Me) “ You can’t look different in pictures…you look the same”(Ihab) “ So you’re saying that I’m ugly in every picture?”(Me) “No, I’m saying you can NEVER be ugly” (Me)

"Oh I already knew who it was”(Mira) “HOW?”(Nirvana) “um ah um...”(Mira)

“The first thing I heard her say was when she was talking about ulcers and people bleeding to death” (Ihab)

“I have a boyfriend”(Nisreen) “Shit”(Mira) “Shit?”(Nisreen) “I uh uh uh….so Mazen you were saying..”(Mira)

Playing taboo….Mira is explaining in Arabic so Hadeer is saying answers in Arabic “WTH ARE YOU ANSWER IN ARABIC YOU IDIOT?!” (Mira)

“Sooo…tell me what happened?!”(Mira) “Well…we fought cause I was like why do you act different in front of the guys…and u swore at ME and stuff”(Mary) “So ure mad at him right?”(Mira) “Not anymore…”(Me) “WTH not?!”(Mira) “Cause he said sorry in his daffy duck voice”(Me) “OMG you pushover”(Mira) “I know”(Me)

“I hate you!! You wake up late wasting half of the day…then you go and hang out with them and not me..”(Ihab) “Its not my fault…I’m not the only one”(Me) “Why can’t u just..”(Ihab) “Just what?!”(Me) “I love you”(Ihab) “Eh?” (Me)

“I WANT GUM” (Mira)

“I WANNA C THE MOON” (Me)

Many many more, but too many to write!!

Stories:

Obviously I love mystical creatures like vampires, werewolves, and faeries. So, I am writing for Blue Bloods...its called Revelations.

Revelations: it might not be going to be up soon because I need to decide whether the chappies are good or not(with the help of my good friend Obbo =P). And considering that I am halfway across the WORLD...with my ANNOYING COUSINS that keep on tickling me whenever I start to do something that THEY don't like...(for example writing a fanfic instead of going to go play soccer or watch a movie...)so sorry for the delay but I NEED TO GET THEM OFF OF ME!! (It took me about an hour to type this up because they keep on TICKLING me!! And, its quite hard for you to type when someone is touching you..especially when you are ticklish!! Stupid family members...that get me into trouble and make me yelll...AGGHHH!!Sorry bout that. Have been doing that alot actually lately. Anyways, going to either annoy the (something that rhymes with WIT) out of my cousins...or hide. Ariva Derci! A Bientot! Masaa El Noor! Ciao! Aloha! Buh-bye!! TT4N!! MWA!