He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

AU. After a devastating accident, the only option left is to pick up the shattered remains of life and to strive to piece them together. Yet resilience has its own agenda and the lost pieces of two broken people may just be found in each other.

Izuku wasn't Quirkless when he received One For All. Of course, it's just typical he didn't find out until Yuuei. It helps that everyone likes his singing voice but less helpful when Bakugou calls him Rapunzel a la Tangled. Slight AU where Izuku can heal others if he hums or sings to them. Oh, and everyone thinks he's the most precious thing ever, as if they hadn't already. OOC.

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.

Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Quantum Mechanics is a set of principles describing physical reality at the subatomic level of all matter. In other words: The relationship between Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kotetsu Isane.

Zuko, Katara, and life after the war. — Zuko/Katara, others.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

MultiSaku, Akasaku. They were trying to summon a force more powerful than the tailed beasts. It worked. The Demon King was real. Except, that "King" was actually a beautiful woman with a lust for human bloodshed. Now she is bound to them. Chaos ensues. HIATUS

In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.

So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language

Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku

Itachi and Sasuke flee Japan in its purge of foreigners and stow away on a pirate ship where they meet a man who will change both their lives. Kisame/Itachi, Kisame/Sasuke, Kisame/Itachi/Sasu

When Demise was defeated, Ghirahim felt relief and then fear. For what would happen to him after his hated Master fell? Would he be mercifully killed...or forced to live as uselessly as before? The Hero's sword, however, has another idea... /in the process of being rewritten/

"Yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it is you can either run from it..or..learn from it." -Rafiki, The Lion King :AkatsukixSakura: There's a gang of poachers that are terrorizing a lion conservation, and once fate deals them a twist of irony, the circle of life comes around again. They turn into rare newborn lion cubs, and are found by the lion conservation. Karma's a b*tch.

COMPLETE. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 3/3. Gray skies and blue eyes and everything in between. — Cover art by niolynn.

a bunch of one-shots that exsist for no other reason then just cause! From now on, all of the authoress's one shots will be going in here. Enjoy! Rated M just in case I decide to stick hot and steamy citrusy goodness in with the mix!

Plan A didn't work out, and neither did Plan B. In which there is no Plan C, and everyone is seriously in trouble. Alternatively: Toni Stark meets Pepper Potts and Captain America, and Batman nearly has an aneurysm as a result. — fem!Tony, Bruce Wayne, Pepper, Steve/Tony.

When the Akatsuki have to move to Florida, they need a place to stay. What better place than an old friend's of Kisame's? Rewrite of the original OOFAS.

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

A little extra epilogue for A Soul Eater in a Pine Tree. Lemony. Probably won't make sense if you haven't read the aforementioned. SoulMaka, SoulLife

Xmas fic. AU. Maka 'Grinch' Albarn receives a tree as an early Christmas gift, and everything takes a turn for the weird. Rated for suggestive content. SoMa, TsuStar, SteinScience, and others. Updates every week.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

Sequel to Papabear. "You... You can't do this. You're a superhero. You're a good guy! You can't hurt me!" "Now," he purred, and it was vacant, utterly emotionless even for the suits usual robotic tone. "Who told you that?"

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

Tony has a specialized compartment in his suit for Sharpies. No good can come of it.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

The first five kisses between Talia and Bane.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

So once upon a time, a tale began with one single ass pinch, yo.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

Sakura's the girl who has everything-loving friends,good grades,incredible talents.But there is something underneath the surface-a broken,lonely girl who only wishes for peaceful solitude and a box of tissues to wipe tears with. Will Akatsuki change her?

Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.

For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.

Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 2/3. She decides that she isn't the type to run away from her problems. — Tahnorra, with a little side of Makorra, Borra, & Masami. Sequel to "break the ice." Cover art by niolynn.

The first time it's a lab accident.

ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 1/3. A dance is a dance, except when it isn't. — Tahno/Korra. Cover art by niolynn.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

They were only trying to understand what he saw in them. Asami/Korra, Asami/Mako/Korra

There was a very good reason for why Roxas suddenly found himself working as a sex-hotline worker at the start of college...too bad that reason was turning into a certain caller - who sounded like a certain student in one of his classes? AU: Axel/Roxa

Marcus, an American recently discharged from the army, lives in London with his Uncle Aquila. Esca, son of his uncle's former Scottish housekeeper, is an oddly attractive thorn in his side...enigmatic, contradictory, and possibly the worst dressed person he has ever known. AU Slash.

WIP. An alternate universe story that captures the essence of Disney's Beauty & the Beast, but with a purely Dramione twist.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

The kid was listing the elements of the Periodic Table, along with their atomic numbers and ionization energies. But sometimes he forgot the numbers, and so would blubber and spit, making noises that suspiciously sounded like farting. For my dear fans.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura

John's been having nightmares. Sherlock's starting to notice. No matter how hard you try, you can't hide your fears from people who love you, but maybe you shouldn't try. Don't worry, everything'll be okay once they manage to get some sleep.

Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." AkatsukixSakura, harem till the end.

He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.

All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"

HidaSaku. Sakura is required to peer counsel Hidan for community service credit. Starts out as the dreaded high school AU, but becomes much, much more. If you like good grammar and spelling and funny, non-cliché romance, then this is the fic for you!

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.

Alternate title: "Haar's Daily FML Diary." A series of drabbles on all the everyday things Jill does which would drive Haar insane! Post-FE10 Radiant Dawn. CHAPTER 17: Naptime.

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.

He tries to take her skating, and she threatens his life. Typical. — Nnoitra/Neliel.

Zuko and Katara aren't sure what to get each other for Christmas, so Sokka and Toph are recruited to help. Modern day Christmas one-shot.

Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.

AU: Kagawa; home to a corrupt politician intent on eradicating the yakuza who threaten his position. Akatsuki; an underground group formed to monitor the city's dirty politics. Sakura; the daughter of a yakuza boss, a college student - and a live target.

And maybe she would have a smile for him. — Draco/Hermione.

Leaning further into each other, they stood their ground. It was how they had survived every storm they've ever weathered. It was how they would survive this one too. *Tissue warning!* Angst, Humor H/C, Drama, De-aged Sam, AwesomeBigBrotherDean

Completed/Abandoned

Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.

"Do you miss your dragon?" he asked. She returned without hesitation. "Do you miss your pearl?" Post-Eona Kygo/Eona oneshot.

Marcus and Esca have, er, a negotiation of sorts, after a hunting expedition by the river. A follow-up to "Not for Sale," but can be read independently. Marcus-Esca slash.

-AU- The continued misadventures of pianist Ulquiorra Schiffer, ex-prostitute Orihime Inoue, and the residents of the Las Noches apartment complex... A miniseries of long or short one-shots from the Muse-verse. -UlquiHime, GrimmNel, GinRan and More-

BalthierxVaan, LarsaxPenelo / When Vaan and Penelo have a falling out, Vaan wanders to the pub he frequents to drown his woes in liquor. But Balthier has something else in store for him, and Vaan is helpless but to follow along for the ride.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

"I've called you all here today because you are the most diabolical, plotting little monsters I know," Sakura pointed with her -slightly damaged- yardstick. "As you can see I have a plan."

Forget the exes. Have sex with me.

Sokka's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw that they were practically sprawled across the kitchen table. "AND OH MY GOD I EAT THERE." Written for Zutara Week "Caught". Modern day. Sokka catches Zuko and Katara in a compromising position.

After the events of "The Eagle," Esca is Marcus' armour-bearer and friend, no longer his slave, but Marcus ponders the nature of their bond and finally acknowledges the fact that his feelings go beyond mere comradeship. Slash.

Footprints in the sand. — Nnoitra/Neliel.

Everyone is allowed a change of mind - even sentient swords. Sakura. Kisame. Samehada. Drabblesque series.

Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.

Reyson tells himself he is coping. Part of my Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

No one suspects Arthur. He's too practical, too organized, too sensible to believe in the supernatural. Fusion with The Sixth Sense. Inception Kink prompt: Arthur's real name is Cole Sear.

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135

The last way Balthier expected to end a night of partying was tied to a chair by the world's weirdest band of kidnappers. And the stripper. He was pretty sure the boy was a stripper. AU. Balthier x Vaan.

One day, Loki will stop lying to himself. Loki/Thor

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash

Don't piss off elder Gypsy women. Exactly the thing Trafalgar Law did and now he 'suffers' in the body of another creature, stuck in the 'care' of one Eustass Kidd. :yaoi:

Sequel to my fic "It's Just A Jump to the Left." In the aftermath of the time loop, Xander harbors secret feelings for Spike, which trigger a whole complicated series of events. Rated M for good reason.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Step away from her. This is not your place. She was his savior. Juugo. Sakura. This was not meant to be.

-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-

Sequel to The Music Book. Being around her relaxed him to an adagio-esque andante. The language of music is universal, and for these two, it is a power that binds them.

During the summer after Buffy's death after the end of Season 5 , Xander gets stuck in some kind of time loop or something with Spike. How can Xander stop the time loop? And what is causing it? Title stolen from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Grimmjow had cancer. Ichigo reacts accordingly. GrimmxIchi.

-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.

AU. Maka's just trying to get by, but everything keeps pointing her in the same freakin' direction: Towards a weird-looking OLD GUY! Valentine's Day fic, sort of. SoMa, two-parter, Crack. Rated for language, mostly.

Or Why Naesala Ended Up in the Marital Bed of Tibarn and Reyson. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.

On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...

"I need you to have sex with me. Tonight. All night. You will not treat me as if I'm made of porcelain. How much will that cost?" FE9 and FE10; Elincia/Volke oneshot. Yes, you read that right. ELINCIA/VOLKE.

In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku

Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?

He and a shadowy cellist would play well into the night, back and forth, a battle between violin and cello. It was the same person, the same cello, and so he waited every night to speak a language older than words to this enigmatic player.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

In which Pelleas plays matchmaker behind the scenes and Tibarn doesn't kill Naesala even though the stupid crow is obviously asking for it. Slash, TibarnNaesala, spoilers for PoR/RD. M for some graphic content.

Sanji's lighters keep going missing. A sort of sequal to Reactions though you don't need to have read it . ZoSan established relationship

Sanji is happy to report that his food has never hurt anyone... until now. Zoro/Sanji slash.

-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-

How beautifully it shatters. Fifty sentences of Ralph/Simon.

Simon always knows. Ralph/Simon, AU. 500 words.

The world is at once too big and too small, and he is drowning in its fissures. Jack after the island.

He's the only one to notice that her jeans don't fit just right anymore, that she spends most of her time trying to pull them up. Sometimes, he wants to open his mouth and ask if it's all okay, if maybe she wanted help.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

A series of unconnected Sakura-centric drabbles and oneshots, some with pairings and some not. An experiment in boundaries and style. Now with properly-spelled titles.

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Contrary to what most of the servants seem to believe, Arthur doesn't actually prance around naked with Merlin in the room, so this is unexpected to say the least.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

A collection of AkaSaku drabbles, this one's a KisaSaku! Kisame makes a strange suggestion, that leads to a minor epiphany on Sakura's part.

First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.

Or Why Naesala Was Guest of Honour at Elincia's Wedding. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.

Reyson will wait for as long as it takes. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson. An Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons sidestory.

Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as they can remember. But now Izumo is telling Kotetsu that it has to end. No spoilers. WARNINGS: yaoi, explicit sex, language.

When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?

He made her forget the blood and she made him feel wanted, and it was symbiotic in their give and take, like co-dependence and nature and damned biology.

The boys on Merry are doing the laundry when they come across what is perhaps the smallest piece of underwear ever created. Interesting revelations ensue. Implied Nami/Luffy

Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon

In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.

Pornstar AU with a heart of gold.

In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.

In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu

Kakuzu resurrection fic. Hidan wasn't about to let Kakuzu win in death. The power of love is divine. How things might have turned out differently after they fight the Konoha nins.

Vaan figures out Balthier's less than pure intentions, ponders on them, and comes to a conclusion. BalthierxVaan.

Arthur always sort of assumed the whole "sword in the stone" thing was a one time deal, or at the very least a formality. Posted on livejournal foreeeever ago.

Or Why Naesala Causes Abject Terror in Begnion Senators. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.

Or Why Naesala Came to Like Tibarn. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series.

Or Why Naesala is Still Allowed in Tibarn and Reyson's Bed. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson

Or Why Naesala's Desk is Not a Dressing Table. Part of the Of Hawks, Ravens and Herons series. Tibarn/Naesala/Reyson

An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.

/There was no one he hated more... and yet he felt so empty./ It all starts with a bet, for the sake of Kakuzu's greed. Soon enough, Kakuzu and Hidan's synchronizing insanities need solace in whatever they can find. KakuHidan violence, language, lemon

-Sora, Roxas x Axel- The librarian at the heart of everything is a completist. Roxas is out of print.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Christmas in July.

They never discuss it, never talk about why or when or how long it will continue. In a way, it's better like this. The not knowing. These secret moments in the dark. DeiSaku.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

On the day of his coronation, Arthur brought magic back to Camelot with the smoke from his father’s funeral pyre still black as pestilence in the air. - Sort of a follow-up to "Forgotten for Good," set a few years later.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

...Please refrain from posting your notes on the fridge. I can hardly see the handle anymore." Lover's spats, pet names, annoyed arrancar, and a large dosage of insanity. Slight OOC-ness, I guess. Rated for safety.

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

A precarious balance; indistinct, even to them. The blind leading the deaf. - KisaSaku -

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

In which things gets a little more complicated for Sakura when a new man enters her life.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.

Four people, two couples, one Map, and one Cloak. And no one knows what anyone else is up to. Remus/Sirius & James/Lily

Sakura makes the most of her imprisonment with the Akatsuki by keeping notes on the criminals' behavior and actions. She also puts in some...personal imput. What happens when the report is found and read in a Akatsuki meeting? GIANT BLUSH.

On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura

Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.

Remus Lupin is very tired and sore, and not nearly as annoyed as he'd like to be that one Sirius Black will not let him bloody sleep. Slightly angsty, first time.

If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.

Kakuzu-there were too many deaths.

Hidan/Kakuzu-told in fragments, a love story, but not at all.

Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.

Though neither is a Christian, there are traditions to the holiday that are too good not to try.

Life is a work in progress. Deidara's learning that the hard way...from a particularly annoying patron who doesn't seem to want to leave him alone. DeiTobi. AU.

Let's kill a man tonight, in the darkness where nobody hides. KakuzuTsunade.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Shacks can be a bit drafty, but you'll find that if you're needing them for only one purpose, they can be quite convenient. Kisame and Sakura.

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

FE:PoR Gatrie x Shinon, It was so easy to pretend like it didn't hurt, so easy to make himself believe that the crawl of foreign hands on his flesh was more appealing than tanned, steel calloused ones.

Balthier has a problem keeping his hands to himself. It leads to Vaan having an early midlife crisis. [Yaoi, BalthierxVaan.]

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.

AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Zoro and Sanji get captured. A lot.

Two people strive to each find their own way, divided and connected by the same purpose: following the Avatar. Sequel to Tempest in a Teacup. AU Zutara...isn’t it?

GaaSaku, AU, Sakura thought she was going for a night out but her night takes a turn for the worse and somehow the last place where she wants to be is exactly where she should have been

He didn't expect her to be the one to bring him his morning brew...GaaraSakura.

Even the Kazekage needs a little tender loving care once in a while...GaaraSakura oneshot.

Sakura enjoyed watching him while he slept. GaaraSaku oneshot.

Sanji had always been of the opinion that all swordsmen were desperately trying to compensate for something. Zoro x Sanji.

When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE