Name: Sophie

Age: fourteen and then some

(On 06-21-2013) Whoa, kinda creepy, I just noticed. I'm thirteen (going on fourteen), my birthday is in 13 days, and it's 2013... Anybody else find this kind of weird?

Species: Hetalian

Job: Setting up profiles on sites and desperately doggy-paddling in an attempt to stay afloat in the ever-growing sea of homework

Hobbies: Writing, reading, dancing, overreacting (but when it's a George DeValier update, it is NOT overreacting), watching Hetalia stuff... and I like cats...

Disclaimer: My profile should have credits all over it :) A LOT of the stuff here was found on Epic F. Awesomesauce's profile. Go check it out.

Also HungarysGotAFryingPan, StrawberryDream15, and applepierush's profiles.

Also, most of my fics are works-in-progress, and I'll probably (read: maybe) update more during the summer, when I have more TIME and not as much HOMEWORK. Although I am getting back surgery this year pretty much right after school ends, so... I don't know. But I have SO FREAKING MANY PLOTBUNNIES they could probably FILL AN IKEA.

Oh my gosh thank you guys so so much. I never thought anybody besides me would think my stories were any good. I mean, I knew the ideas were good, but I thought I sucked at writing. And a little over a year later, I have six people who've favorited me (*u*), TEN PEOPLE following me, 12 favorites on my stories, and 16 FOLLOWS on my stories! ;u; *happy tears*

thank you R. K. Iris, doodlekiss, comfortableMurderer, Jayfeather24, Angel-Wings-and-Rose-Petals, WindRose1013, ROAR-I'm-A-Dinosaur, robinfan1, Angleterre97, Iamawesome4, bluebacon, Sed-chan, Cinnominbubble9, Anovia, paipai13, America96, Poulette de l'Univers, The Little Chibi, Can'tTakeTheSky, Alinne Roselys, spiritualnekohime4, Invader Lexi, Novie Vantas, Harib0fizzz, and calypso1the2brave. The feeling I get when I get a notification email: 'someone thinks your story is worth reading!' I can't even express my feels. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Also, this is NOT that much to ask. I'd appreciate it SO much if you OC users and USUK writers would PLEASE PUT 'OC' AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN YOUR STORY. 'OC' IS ACTUALLY AN OPTION FOR A CHARACTER. As for USUK writers, I don't know about anybody else, but I get super irritated when I'm looking for FrUK and USUK is there. Please label it as a pairinhg

I ship, in no particular order:

France x England (FrUK)

Spain x Romano (Spamano)

Denmark x Norway (DenNor)

Austria x Switzerland (AusSwiss or SwissAus, also known as 'Edelweiss')

Sweden x Finland (SuFin)

Prussia x Canada (PruCan)

Prussia x Hungary (PruHun

Lithuania x Poland (PoLiet or LietPol)

Germany x Italy (GerIta)

HRExChibitalia (CANON)

My secondary ships:

Russia x America (RusAme or AmeRus, depending on who you think is seme)

Japan x Greece (GiriPan)

(Kind of Taiwan x Japan: TaiPan)

America x South Korea (KimchiBurger)

America x Japan (AmePan or AmeriPan)

Turkey x Greece (GiriKey, I think...)

Prussia x Austria (PruAus)

Russia x China (RoChuu)

America x Belarus (AmeBel or AmeBela)

Wy x Seborga

Wy x TRNC (Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus)

Ladonia x Sealand (SeaLad)

Hong Kong x Iceland (HongIce)

America x England (USUK)

And for Non-Hetalia (*gasp*)

Kyo Sohma x Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

Kagame Sohma x Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Haruhi Fujioka x Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

Hikaru Hitachiin x Kaoru Hitachiin (Hitachiincest) (Ouran High School Host Club)

Hikaru Hitachiin x Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

Usa-chan x Belzanaf the Curse Doll x Tamaki's teddy bear (CRACK)

Kyon x Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Haruhi x Kyon x Mikuru Asahina (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

(To explain the above: I like how Kyon's so flustered by Mikuru, and that she seems to flirt(?) with him, and the fact that Haruhi loves to harass Mikuru about her b00bs. yes I'm a bit of a sadist okay.)

Ikuto Tsukiyomi x Amu Hinamori (Shugo Chara!)

I'm warning you, if you start reading my profile, you'll be stuck here for an hour, probably... just a heads up.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!! long live non-racism!!

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someone says West/I see wurst and/or potatoes.
I promise to remember Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac/McDonald's.
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I eat a tomato.
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see or eat pancakes/maple syrup or if I see a polar bear/whenever anybody says, "Who?"
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.
This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle.
Marukaite Chikyuu.

(I already do all of these things. I'm so awesome!)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer 7 (USA), HetaFruitsOuranHp321(U.S.A.), FrUkMintBunny(USA), Shiralala (USA)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1, darkvampire66, animerockchic, FrUkMintBunny, Shiralala

(The italic lettering means kinda and count as half.)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act. (Yeah... nope)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4 1/2

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 0

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 5 1/2

Hey, I guess I'm air, too! X3

Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (Kind of...)
[x]You're a good artist.
[ ]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x]You would surrender in a war situation.
(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favorite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(2/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome. (Heck, I know it!)
[x]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ]You wear glasses.
(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[x]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(5/10)

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (ish? I think people really just think I'm strange and want to get away from me.)
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(3/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ] You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(5/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ]You wear glasses.
(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (I actually am really good friends with at least two people who look like me :P)
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (kind of... I speak, like, maybe seven or ten languages, but I'm fluent in none of them. Except English)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(7/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model. (I wish)
[x]You don't let people get a word in edgewise. (this is actually sometimes true.)
(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable. (again, I wish)
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (I think...?)
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (Depends if we're talking about best friends...)
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8/10)

Lithuania (Toris Laurinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience. (I think...)
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (I actually get a headache, but whatever..)
[x]You're not very confident. (I'm confident one minute, less the next)
[x]You were quite rebellious as a child. (I'm still rebellious-- Am I still a kid?)
[ ]People tend to walk all over you. (sometimes?)
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

[x]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers. (I used to go up to random people on the street and introduce myself, my 'mommy', and my little sister.)
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (I chat with everybody-- and Feliks actually says to Toris when they first meet: "Show me your _" )
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(3/10) oh well... I still love you, Gil

Spain (Antonio Fernández Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(8/10)

So I'm Romano/Hungary. So strange... The two characters I was caught between cosplaying as... O.O

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Four children die as a result of child abuse. Three of the four children are under the age of four.
A report of child abuse happens every ten seconds.
Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.
Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.
One third of abused and neglected children will end up abusing their own children - thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.
Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the beacon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many tricks against them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (Go figure)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I didn't know there was an in-between use...)

ABCDEFG, gummy bears are chasing me.

One is red, one is blue, one just ate my effing shoe.

Now I'm running for my life, because the red one has a knife.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awesome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Pirates vs. ninjas...It's kinda like vampires vs werewolves, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come... he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ( I can though...When and if ever I put some on.)

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

46 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

39. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

40. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

41. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

42. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

43. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

44. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

45. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

46. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper (I used to keep paper and pencils in my pocket, but I stopped when it got uncomfortable.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (I do have it... well, I have ADHD...)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You start laughing and then wonder why you're laughing, and then realized it was something that happened in your head.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

You know you're addicted to Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps (But am sad when Prussia isn't on it...)

2. You can't say that Poland is much bigger than Lithuania without bursting into laughter

3. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

4. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class (this is debatable)

5. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

6. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) (check!)

(YAY LUCKY HETALIA!! GO WATCH IT!!! AND CARMELLDANSEN AND AZUMANGA DAIOH!!! I looked up the words to Carmelldansen so that I could sing along)

7. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. (not entirely true, I am learning Japanese )

8. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

9. World War II starts sounding romantic. (Everybody invading each others' vital regions...)

10. Your teacher asks why you put "Antonio" as the answer instead of Spain, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Lovino" beside it. (Oh, it's just the ship I like--I mean, the boy. S. hehehe...)

11. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. (Check!) (hi five, dudes!)

12. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. (I am not sure how you even pronounce uke!)

13. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (Check!)(Well, only Europe so far...)

14. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

15. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. (Check!)

16. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FRUK" means. (HELL YES I SHIP IT!!!)

17. You end every sentence with "aru". (Kawaii-aru!!)

18. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. (Check!)(I love pasta, ve!)

19. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. (why not? Lovino runs one perfectly well. On the ... I burst out laughing)

20. You want Prussia back on the map. (Check!)(See bottom of profile)

21. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. (*laughs, picturing the total chaos*)

22. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. (Check!)

23. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. (Well, it needs a good writer to make it more exciting...)

24. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (Or their country!!! Why can't everybody watch Hetalia? *pouts*)

25. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times. (Check!)

(Buonno Tomato buonno tomato buonno buonno ooh! Tomato aka agete midori sagete tomatomatomato huh! I could go on...)

26. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (umm... not yet.)

27. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (I laugh at burger signs... does this count? X3)

28. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. And you're American. (Well, my birthday is on the 4th (of July), so this isn't likely to happen. Sorry, Mattie)

29. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. (Check!)

(But still imagine the countries speaking like they do in the English dubs?)

30. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. (Check!)

(In class, we had to identify which countries were Allies, part of the Central Powers, and which were neutral. I saw Switzerland and jumped up and pointed and said "Switzerland is neutral!" and then cracked up)

31. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia. (And Lovino and Feliciano and Feliks and Toris and Ludwig and Antonio and Elizabeta/Elizaveta and Gilbert (YAY!!!!) and Roderich and Ivan and Natalia and Eduard and Raivis and Berwald and Tino and Mathias and Lukas and Emil (or whatever you call Denmark and Norway and Iceland) and Bella (or whatever you call Belgium) and Dann (or whatever you call Netherlands) and Vash/Basch (or whatever you call Switzy) and Lili (or whatever you call Liechtenstein) and Sadiq and Gupta and Herakles... I could go on)

32. You have a full playlist dedicated to the music. (Unfortunately, this is not true, because all my space is for my 10,600-something pictures. my iPod is no longer functioning properly :( But probably half, if not more, is Hetalia-related pics.. Guilty)

33. You and your friends assign each other countries and that's what you call each other. (What would I be? I know one friend who'd fight to be either Oliver or Arthur... does this mean their country names or their human names?)

34. You get EVERYONE obsessed with it. (I wish I did... They get frustrated with me for going on and on about it.)

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If it drives you nuts when your left wondering what people thought of your stories because people never review your stuff, copy and paste this into your profile (Two people have actually read my fanfics... *cries*)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever pushed a door that says pull, or vis versa, copy and paste this into your file

If you've ever laughed do hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and recieved strange looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your file.

If there are times you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your file

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your file

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your file

If you hear voices in your head, copy this into your file

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your file.

If you have the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this into your file.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your Profile is getting a little cramped, post this on your profile.

Be happy!! If all of these things are true, you're nearly as awesome as I am!!

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (I try to fight it by holding my mouth and taking deep breaths... That only results in stronger laughter!)

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile (Only once... Or twice... Ok, maybe 3 times...)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. (UGHH! Defintely!)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't need anyones approval besides my own.)

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so ridiculously sidetracked in a conversation to the point where you don't remember where you started or how the hell you got where you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Doing homework sucks. If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell blonde highlights are going to your head.

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the pantry

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

And 101: You didn't even notice that this test doesn't have a number 72.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, jackcay101, HungaraysGotAFryingPan, Shiralala,

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship... and so... the boy wrote this letter to the girl... he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter...

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1. 3. 5. 7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 19. 21. 23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again!

It's so smart & sweet...

To remember always, the earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan, the country, on 3/11/11. A date that will forever be remembered in history. Pray for the people, not the country. Their lives count more then any manga, or anime ever will.

5 Things about being a Smart Student:

1) The person next to you cheats on your test without getting caught, even though you told on him/her.

2) You're really kind and you let people copy off your class work paper.

3) SOME of your friends are only your friends 'cuz your smart.

4) Some people act like they know you SOOO well when they really don't.

5) Your smart enough to know all this.

Re-post this if you agree or if your a smart kid yourself.

A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge; to live a day without him & if she did it, he would love her more. The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for a day, without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer. She went to his house the next day, tears falling from her eyes, as she saw him lying in a coffin, with a note on the side: 'You did it baby,you can do it everyday.' Put this as your status a sign of respect for all cancer. ε з

1] I have a secret to tell you. First, look at 8.

2] Please don't be mad! Look at 11.

3] Calm down... Please look at 12.

4] Almost there! Look at 7.

5] Please, be patient! Look at 9.

6] Very sorry... Look at 2.

7] Sorry, last one. Look at 10.

8] Sorry! Look at 6.

9] Please have patience! Look at 4.

10] I just wanted to say... Hi!

11] You're getting angry, aren't you? Look at 3.

12] Whoa there! Look at 5.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me FAT won't make you SKINNY,

Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE,

Calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL,

Calling me USELESS won't make you PERFECT,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me GUILTY won't make you INNOCENT,

Calling me BORING won't make you FUN,

Calling me SHY won't make you OUTGOING,

Calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT,

Calling me a LIAR won't make you HONEST,

Calling me a LOSER won't make you a WINNER,

Calling me a NERD won't make you POPULAR,

Calling me a COWARD won't make you BRAVE,

Calling me a SLAVE won't make you a MASTER,

Calling me a FAILURE won't make you SUCCESSFUL,

So why even bother...? Every insult you make is only hurting YOU!

Scene: A boy had a crush on this girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day, the girl noticed.

Girl: Why do you keep on following me?

Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.

Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.

Boy: *Looked behind him but found no one.* Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.

Girl: No, but if you really love me, you wouldn't have looked back.

Hetalia meme challenge

1. Your favorite character: Um... Hungary, I guess?

2. Your least favorite character: B-but I love ALL of them...

3. Character you'd date: *smiles widely* France would make me feel loved, I guess. But I'd force-feed him England's food if I caught him cheating on me.

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Hmm, either Hungary or Poland.

5. Character you'd like as your child: Italy! (Now, Romano, don't feel bad...)

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Hm, maybe Romano?

7. Character you have most in common with: Either Hungary or Romano. (Am I repeating myself? XP)

8. Character you look like the most: I think Hungary.

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: Israel? (candy4yourEYEZ's OC)

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: Ivan. or Natalia. Or Sweden (I love you, Ber, but you'd scare my family, honey).

11. Character you'd become best friends with: Hungary and Israel

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: How can I CHOOSE?!?! *pulls out hair* I love Italy's and Romano's and Greece's and Japan's and France's and Prussia's and Hungary's and Germany's and Austria's and Liechtenstein's and Spain's and England's and Russia's and America's and Poland's and the Baltics' and the Nordics' and... and... and... Who'd I miss? Oh! I love Flying Mint Bunny's! (Who is also Belarus's O.o)

13. Character you'd go camping with: Maybe Canada, or America (who'd bring junk food and agree to go to restaurants for food) or Germany, who'd be fully prepared, which I never am...

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Hungary. If it was a boy, maybe Romano 'cuz he'd be SO CUTE WHEN HE'S SLEEPING *spazzes out*

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: France. Or Italy. Or Romano, or maybe Hungary or Austria. I'd invite England over, but ONLY TO EAT. NOT TO COOK.

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: France, or England or Italy, provided they have at least a flower or shirt or waiter outfit on. And possibly Prussia. Anybody else wouldn't prance; they'd most likely stand around looking awkward

17. Your OTP: Um, I have, like, five. Or six. But, *sighs* Spamano and FrUK.

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Hungary. Not Austria. maybe Hungary and Spain...

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: Definitely the BTT. Hungary, Drunk!England, and I'd sing Japanese songs with Japan, and KPop with South Korea. And America.

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid*giggles* Switzerland? cuz, he'd serve me and protect me w

21. Five characters you'd invite to a party:The BTT, Hungary, and Romano. (Sorry, Ita-chan)

22. Another OTP of yours: PruHun and GerIta

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: Romano/Spain/Italy. I also really like Canada.

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Hm, depends. I love France's. And Chibitalia's and HRE's and Hungary's... And Turkey's, he's got serious style.

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: the BTT. And Hungary. Probably Prussia, though.. or Hungary.

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Hungary.

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: Romania... (Ivan would be screaming in the alley next door, where he'd just ran into Belarus)

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: Spain? Maybe Germany or Switzerland.

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: Romano. He actually acts like most cats I know...

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Hungary or Romano.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Pick the characters before scrolling down!

1. Hungary

2. Prussia

3. Spain

4. Romano

5. France

6. England

7. Germany

8. Italy

9. Denmark

10. Norway

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd get up and quietly go with her-- It's probably something yaoi...

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I'd accept-- after making sure that he wasn't dating anybody else at the time.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd quickly cover myself and make sure Romano wasn't also there.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow

WTF???? *does the Awesomesauce 'doesn't ship it dance'*

5 cooked you dinner?

I'd make sure it wasn't escargot.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd take a picture!!!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I wouldn't be that surprised. I am Jewish, and may have German roots, so...

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd hold hands with Germany by his bedside and cry with Spain and worry with Romano until he got out.

9 made fun of your friends?

I'd punch him in the face.

10 ignored you all the time?

I'd become best friends with Denmark and help bother Norway.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

The same way she dealt with Prussia. (And Austria, a LONG time ago.) *wields a frying pan*

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd call for help, but make sure everybody knew it wasn't HIM that needed help. And maybe after a while, he'd pick me up and carry me somewhere. And when France saw us, he'd whistle, and I'd threaten to get Hungary. (Cuz I know how sensitive he is about his face, so I wouldn't punch him.)

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Tomatoes.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Call Spain for help. (Get here right now, tomato bastard!)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Nothing. Well, maybe suggest something else... (Oh hon hon hon)

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

He'd probably support me. Maybe offer to make the wedding cake. Which I'd refuse.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pat me awkwardly on the back.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Make me pasta. And hug me a lot. And completely freak out. And probably surrender a few times. And call Germany for help.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He would tell me untruthful things about the competition to make me feel more confident. And cheer as loudly as possible.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Stare at me.

Number 1 is all you think about. Why?

No. I mean, she's attractive and all, but I don't like yuri, and I think Hungary prefers yaoi, too. And I doubt either of us are lesbian.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

...Um, I don't ship it, but they have a lot in common, I guess...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Of course they will! Who doesn't love Spain? (Oh, I should add him to 'characters I'd bring home')

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means he needs help. I mean, he loves Spain. So, there's obviously something seriously wrong with him.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Who says they haven't? *grins and wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I tell him. He obviously has no idea. But, really. Who doesn't love Iggy?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"What, do YOU want to do my hair instead, Germany?"

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

I'd tell Fem!Italy. He's SO CUTE as a boy, and he's probably STUNNING as a girl.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

...Why shouldn't I? Did he put something in it?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

He stays until Denmark gets a job at the same Chuck E' Cheeses in an effort to bother him.

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Yes! I'd probably also dance.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Italy wouldn't know what to say, or he might not notice. YES! I've always thought of Prussia kind of like an emo... or a punk, or something...

3 told 6 she started her period.

Spain and England don't get along, and I doubt Fem!Spain and Fem!England get along either.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Romano? Slaps Denmark? for going out with Germany... *falls off my chair laughing*

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Well, to be honest, I'd be tempted to peek under his skirt...

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Since when does England speak German? And Spain (IS NOT A GIRL D:) would probably jump up and defend Prussia/fight with England.

7 got high.

He would NOT!!

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Not enough pasta, probably.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills soda all over him?

He would beat up Austria.

10 starts working at a bar...

WHY??? IS HE LOOKING FOR DENMARK? O.O ohhh.

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For people who HATE stereotypes. Paste to your profile. BOLD the ones that you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I don't take them because I'm suicidal, just to help with my behavior and focusing.)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Blond isn't that crazy, right?)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I eat lunch, but I don't always eat all of it... And it's not because I want to be skinny.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Do teenagers count?)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I think I have a lot of friends...)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(I don't like hanging out with LARGE groups... just, like, six people maybe..)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(I don't know whether I should take my mom seriously; she can't go a day without commenting on the state of my hair)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I don't WATCH it! I just... read it...)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (I thought Scotsmen hump sheep... //shot)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I wish I knew what that meant...)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (Well, I'm taking a regents test, and if I pass that, then I'll be taking AP classes next year... so, yes? O.o)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a HETALIA FAN, so I MUST believe that every stereotype is true!

You say Twilight
I say Hetalia
You say vampires
I say Nations
You say Jacob Black
I say Ivan Braginski
You say Team Edward
I say Team US
You say Robert Pattison
I say Matthew Williams
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Arthur Kirkland is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Greece and Japan
You say Edward
I'll say Italy, now PASTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

So...have fun...and remember that Romano loves Spain, no matter what he says (Romano: Shut up you bastard I don't love him! Me: Don't deny it Romano... you know you do...)

You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS/NORDICS/ASIANS.

You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.

You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.

You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say SWITZERLAND X LIECHTENSTEIN.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.

You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.

You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.

You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.

You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.

You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.

You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO

You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.

You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & USUK.

You say SPAGHETTI, I say PASTAAAAAA

You say SWORD, I say WOK.

You say I LOVE YOU, I say ICH LIEBE DICH.

You say OH MY GOD, I say AIYA.

You say HISTORY CLASS, I say HETALIA

You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see

God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.