Hey all!

Welcome to the land of blair27! I'm a high school senior (woot woot)...and an active anime and cartoon fan, although I mostly watch Naruto.

Updates will be slow...I'm not going to guarantee anything right now as school is starting to get hectic. Unless I get some magical inspiration soon, I won't be updating as often as others.

ATTENTION all Naruto video game lovers:
Come join our new awesome Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 League only on http:///Squees_Lair/index/. It's a really fun place to chat with fellow Naruto lovers and play awesome games together!

About me:

Age: 18

Likes: swimming, Naruto (of course), video games (although not too many recently)

Dislikes: Engrish (especially essays, though I am a grammar nazi), homework and projects (pretty much school in general)

Hobbies: play guitar, writing, math (seriously? seriously...), watch Naruto reruns, listening to music, swimming, track

Location: Arizona, United States

Jutsu I wish I have: Shunshin no Jutsu (teleportation: this would make my life sooooooooooooo much easier)

Favorite Doujutsu: Rinnegan, of course (those eyes look awesome!)

Favorite Naruto pairing: at the moment...NaruSaku

Personality: smart, lazy (like Shikamaru), sarcastic, funny, detail-oriented

B-day: March 7th

Appearance: brown hair, blue-green eyes, 5'10"

Girlfriend?: nope

Name: available upon PM request

I don't really curse a lot in my writing...or in life for that matter. I know, I'm weird like that, but it doesn't really seem appropriate to me unless I'm really, really angry at somebody/someone.

My Favs

Color: Red...and blue

Sport: Swimming

Holiday: Christmas

Food: steak or any Italian pasta, especially ravioli

Movie: "Despicable Me" (with "Les Miserables" and "Frozen" are right behind)

T.V. show: "The Office"...still depressed that the show just finished its last season ;(

Teacher: my senior high school math teacher

Job: volunteering at a local theater

Starbucks drink: Mocha frappuccino

Book: Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini - great book, I highly recommend it

Notice:

For any and all Naruto stories on hiatus, I am willing to take over any story that you are stuck or help co-write the next few chapters if needed. Pass this message on to any writer you may know, unless this involves you.

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For all Naruto fans:

I am sorry to inform all you NaruHina fans that I really believe that NaruSaku will happen. For those not following the manga series, you might not want to read until I say so...

Because Neji died, I feel that Hinata is next. Hate if you must, but I feel that inevitably Sakura will end up with Naruto. Hinata is on the battlefield right next to Naruto, which is the main target of Uchiha Obito AND Madara. These guys are immortal so long as they continue to absorb chakra from the Gedo Mazo. Plus, the last time that the Hyuugas got too confident about protecting Naruto, Neji died.

Now, I can hear all of you saying, "But Naruto just gave everybody, including Hinata, a bunch of the Kyuubi's chakra. There's no way that they can kill her." However, like all chakra from the Kyuubi...it only lasts for a short time. It's only a matter of time before all the chakra wears out that the Uchihas will make their move to destroy all of Naruto's friends...especially Hinata.

Now, Sakura is still taking care of people in the background of the fight. In addition, she's the best medic ninja next to Tsunade! There's no way that the Shinobi army will allow Sakura to die so easily because of how valuable of an asset she is. Remember, the medic ninja is the last person to be killed in a platoon.

Again, I hear NaruHina fans going, "But the medic ninjas are always the most targeted ninja on the battlefield because of how valuable they are." However, I don't see any interest in the Uchiha's plan to attack the medic ninjas, but rather their aim is toward Naruto's friends. This way, they slowly work into his head in order to back down...which will never work.

If you wish to sound off to me about this, please fell free to PM about it...I'm welcome to any and all opinions about this topic.

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Copy this and post it on your profile:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Who needs English class?????

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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ABC about blair27

Instructions: Fill out these questions.

A: AVAILABLE: Pretty much never: I have track or swimming practice (depending on the time of the year) twice a day and I'm still in school. So wait till Summer

B: BIRTHDAY: March

C: CRUSHIN ON: nobody yet

D: DRINK YOU HAD LAST: water...I'm an athlete for the most part

E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: my computer, does that count?

F: FAVORITE SONG: In My Head by Jason Derulo - it never gets old

G: GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS? I'm scarred from childhood about worms...always and forever will I be a gummy bear guy

H: HOMETOWN: Arizona area

I: IN LOVE WITH: see C

J: JUGGLE: I can go up to three, but my hand eye coordination is not my best quality

K: KILLED SOMEONE: nope

L: LONGEST CAR RIDE: road trip from Arizona to California to Dakotas to DC and back to AZ (5000 miles total - took a month to finish)

M: MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Oreo or Cookies n Cream

N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1, older brother

O: ONE WISH: that I had a superpower similar to one in Naruto

P: PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: my dad

R: REASON TO SMILE: Everyday I have a reason to smile from all the friends I have

S: SONG LAST SANG: in the shower? probably Do Something

T: TIME YOU WOKE UP: today I slept in and woke up around 6:30...it's normally 4:45

U: UMBRELLA COLOR: blackish-brown

V: VEGGIES?: I usually eat my veggies with meat or something

W: WORST HABITS: I can play video games for hours and not realize it

X: X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: elbow, shins, finger (yep, middle finger believe it or not)

Y: YOLO MOMENT: not really, does visiting Mexico three times count?

Z: ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces

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