Author has written 8 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s, Minecraft, Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai/中二病でも恋がしたい, Pokémon, Misc. Anime/Manga, Touhou Project, and RWBY.
Gmail: zaiqiangli456@ Ehhhhh...Wix Site: http : // zaiqiangli456 (.) wix (.) com / grow-l Obviously without the parentheses and spaces. Oh god. Well. I'm back. I have a lot of stories I enjoyed reading...uh...I need to...catch up...on them...god. This is gonna take a few years. Gender: Agender (Guess which is OBVIOUS!) List Of OC's Name: Of my fiction character? Hideki Otashi Name: Shiro Otashi Name: Death Rell Name: Chocolat Sunda Name: Shade Otashi Name: Yumi Otashi Name: Cami Gender: Female Species: Weeping Angel Appearance: Hair: Pitch black and long down to ankles, Eyes: Intimidatingly silver, Hides eyes often under hoodie Clothes: Black hoodie, blue jeans, no shoes Skills: Does background work and stealthy, very reliable and cares about friends. Personality: Shy and Quiet I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!?!? Meh what about a bit of a profile. Name: Hideki (My real name is Hideki so don't question it...) Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat. Meuhehehehehehehehe!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR " Anata ni saikō no kōun o inotte imasu! (Wish you the best of luck!) " HiDeKiThEhIdDeN Jaden - ProJectReMIX Catch Phrases "Heck the why, and why the heck." Hideki "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" HTh "God damn it Tyrone." LOL "Its not being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!!!" Pewdipie. (Was I right?) "HULULULULULULULULULULULULULLUULLULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULULUU!!!" VIA Hideki "I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN!!!" Me "Ichiruki - proof that love can be beautiful, cute, non-cliche, non-sappy, incredibly interesting, subtle yet obvious, and sexy all at the same time." Discontinued Five Night's At Freddy's: The Kidnapping - Reason : I promise I will get back to it but I kinda am on a tight tight tight schedule! XDD Too funny but see if it is funny to YOU 16 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART(By shadow12.). 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things AQUARIUS PISCES LEO CANCER ARIES SAGITTARIUS TAURUS LIBRA CAPRICORN SCORPIO VIRGO GEMINI Birth Months:(bold yours) JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Good Friend VS Best Friend A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down while you both giggle hysterically. A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them. A good friend picks up your papers and binders in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up, then laughs even harder when you gently whack them on the head with a book. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run my fellow Freak, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." and giggles when you blow into the tissue and toss it at them. A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you. A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!" A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. I see no good reason to act my age. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Also, don't be afraid to add some stronger words. If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT! There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool In memory of the Columbian students that were lost a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!! yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse? I am the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday. A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking"Do you think the hole is deep enough?" The Dust Bunnies have taken the Cleaning Fairy hostage and Mr. Clean quit on me after the Scrubbing Bubbles accidentally drowned Snuggles in the bath tub! No matter what life hands us, just remember...Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass - it's about learning how to dance in the rain." What goes around comes around and when it comes around, I hope it knocks u down, runs u over, backs up and runs u over again!! I am strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because I'm a fighter. I am wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness. a friend will calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will skip beside u with a baseball bat singing "someones gonna get it" My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it. Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly. Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200 The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS! Did you ever wake up in the morning and want to smack the crap out of someone for something they did in your dream? Wants to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in in it. Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution." I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice. I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?! sometimes i just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart? Every person in your life will serve a different purpose at a different time. Some entertain you, some enlighten you, and some piss you off daily. Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won. I have life moments where I want to pause and yell "SERIOUSLY?!" is it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know? The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact. My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day. I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :) Why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!! Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it! Pink striped monkeys just danced into my head singing Mary had a little lamb. I really want to watch but I have to stop the toaster and microwave from fighting. The people that make the difference are those that do things differently - Be one of them! Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. I think some people should come with warning labels. I know why the grass always seems greener on the other side...it's all the bullshit they use to fertilize it!! A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, "I don't see my ass coming to work." Wear a thong? No thanks. I spent half of my life trying to get my underwear out of there "Stick around, i may need someone to blame." "MATH. mental abuse for humans" "Don't make me use UPPERCASE" "Just be happy i'm not a twin." "I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me." "I can't talk now that squirrels are watching." "Welcome to AWESOMEVILLE, population: me." "The last time i reached for the stars, i pulled a muscle." "I'd explain it to you, but i'm out of puppets and crayons." "The trouble with trouble it that it starts out as fun." "Don't follow me, i'm lost." "I'm all that...and then some." "Lord grant me patience because if you give me strength i'm gonna punch somebody." "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, WHY PRACTICE?" "I'ts not all about me, but mostly it is." "You can't make everyone happy, SO CONCENTRATE ON ME." "Practice random acts of awesomeness." "When God created me, he was just showing off." "HERE I AM, now what are you other two wishes." "I'm so over the hill, I've started up the next one." "I know just enough to be dangerous.' "If you are agitated and confused my work here is done." "If it weren't for "crazy", i'd never go anywhere." "It takes a lot on energy to simulate normality.' "It's not that i lack empathy...ok maybe it is." "Sarcasm. Just one more service i offer." "I tried to get over myself, but i'm just TOO AWESOME!" "No one ever suspects the short ones." "Dangerously under-medicated." "Be nice to me, i may be your nurse one day." "I've had my coffee, you may speak." "I'm perfect, you adjust." "It was me. I let the dogs out." "Nerd? I prefer the term, intellectual badass." "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders." "If i can't build it, fix it, or mow it, it must not be important." "Dear Algebra, stop telling me to find your X, she's never coming back." "Yes, i know they pick on you and call you names but you still have to go. YOU'RE THE TEACHER!!" "I'm awake and dressed, what more do you want from me?" "If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling." "You can't spell awesome without ME." "I"m not always sarcastic, sometimes i'm sleeping." "Dear Karma, i have a list of people that you've missed." "I came, i saw, i made a sarcastic remark." "Being on time for me means WHEN I GET THERE!!" "Home school BY ALIENS!!" "I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, TRY TO KEEP UP!!" "Being know as the "fun one" of the group is a good thing (unless you're in prison)" "NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WOULD BE SHOT AGAIN." "Never trust an atom, they make up everything." "The SQUIRRELS are out to get me." "Every problem has a solution EXCEPT YOURS." "Happy to accept the credit and pass the blame." "LOL'ing on the outside, WTF'ing on the inside." "NORMAL is boring." "I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?" "I'm so far behind, i thought i was first." "HI. I don't care. Thanks." "I'm not bald, i'm just taller than my hair." "My mom had me tested." " Cats are in charge, ACCEPT IT." "Saying the unthinkable. It's just what i do." "Gone to my happy place. BE BACK SOON." "You look like i need a drink." "I drink coffee for YOUR protection." "I tried it at home." "If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic." "Doorbell broken. YELL "DING DONG! really loud." Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't look at me in that tone! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse A fail so epic, it's almost a win. I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive. Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. Friend: will help me up when I fall down. Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me. Friend: Will go to a concert with me. Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me. Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you. Best Friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best Friend:will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Friend:helps you find your prince. Best Friend:kidnaps him and brings him to you. Friend: bails you out of jail Best Friend: is sitting next to you saying 'OMG we have GOT to do that again' Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (Sorry me and other boys.) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, there fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it Excuse me for all the curses you have found in my profile. Don't take it personal I promise. Keep on reading folks. Now...to end off on a happy note... Name Your Favorite Characters In Your Perspective Hideki! 1) Shiro 2) Death 3) Chocolat 4) Red 5) Leon 6) Jaden 7) Cupa 8) Andr 9) X 10) Skellen 11) Corvus 12) Mindy 13) Rena 14) Jigsaw 15) Shade 16) Yumi 17) Shiina Mashiro 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night Shiro: Cmon brother! Get up!!! -slaps Hideki a million times- Hideki: Why are you still slapping me when I am up?!? 3 walks into the bathroom while you’re showering Hideki: CHOCOLAT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! -gets out of bathroom with underwear and pants with a katana- Chocolat: -eats popcorn- Hideki: NOT NECESSARY!!! 4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow. Hideki: Hahaha...X are you cheating on Skellen? Uh oh... -laughs- X: Sh-shut up!!! Red: -punches wall in anger- 5 cooks you dinner. Hideki: Really Leon? I think you can do better than...cereal... Leon: Well...I only know how to make cereal ONLY!!! 2 gets in the hospital somehow. Hideki: God damn it Death? How?!? Death: Uh...I teleported into a building...duh... Hideki: Legit Vs Logic Legit 1 VS Logic 0 9 make fun of your friends. Hideki: Oh no...that is not possibl- X: HATE YOU LITTLE- Hideki: -evil glint- Be right back... 10 ignores you for hours Hideki: Oh...fine...be like that mofo. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 6 do? Hideki: This is so natural for me... -beats up one- Jaden: -kicks one in the genitals- One hit ko. Hideki: CALL 911!!! -laughs- You manage to break your leg on vacation with 6. What do they do? Hideki: Helps? Jaden: -takes out medkit and fixes- Hideki: Shanks you... -laughs- It’s your birthday. What does 9 get you? Hideki: Aww...thank you X! X: -is in a testing chamber wall with goggles- 3...2...1... Hideki: -present explodes into knives going everywhere- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!! You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 3 do? Hideki: -kicks Chocolat out of my house- Don't do that AGAIN!!! You’re about to do something that’ll make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do? Hideki: Um...Helps Leon? Leon: -pushes Hideki into the group of fan girls- Do I get 1,000,000,000$? You can’t stop laughing. What does 10 do? Hideki: WHAT ARE YOU- -dodges arrows- Skellen: THEN STOP LAUGHING!!! Hideki: OH MY GOD!!! YOUR FACE!!! -curls into a ball laughing- 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed about. Why? Hideki: I'm dreaming about putting a lemon in her mouth okay! Shiro: And that will burn down a house. -laughs- 2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9 Hideki: Oh hail naw! I got I-don't-care-itis now. -laughs- Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? Hideki: Never...Maybe...Nope. They both boys! 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction? Hideki: No way! You don't say? e.e You get a haircut and 7 can’t stop staring at you. What do you do? Hideki: Stop staring... -puts up hoodie- You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction? Hideki: -eyes widen- YURI!?!? WHAT!!! NOW WAY!!! Shiro: Brother! It isn't what it looks like!!! Hideki: Uh oh...I got I-don't-care-itis again! You notice 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they’re doing? Hideki: Hey guys? You okay? Inside the shower... Red: He is gonna be okay right? Chocolat: I don't care anymore... Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Hideki: Ahahahahah...I think I got I-don't-care-itis again! Would 5 trust 2? Hideki: Maybe... 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens? Red: -pokes- Skellen: -takes out bow and aims at her head without looking- 3 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick? Shiro: ASSASSINATION!!! Chocolat: Cooking! 0 6 and 3 cooked something together, what would it be? Chocolat: CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! YAY!!!! Jaden: Though...it tastes like bricks!!! Hideki: How do you know? Jaden: I JUST KNOW OKAY?!? 7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it? Hideki: Don't know...huh... 8 gives 6 a haircut. Is it good? Hideki: -stiffles a laugh- Jaden: What? Hideki: N-nothing!!! Andr: -shaves a tiny part of his head writing D-I-C-K and drawing one on his head too- Hideki: -tries to contain laughing- You catch 6 watching the video that 5 took earlier, how do you react? Hideki: Huh...never knew you guys knew YAOI but you guys are the existence of YAOI...by the way is that- Wait a minute...it IS ME!!! -chases them- Jaden and Leon: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What do 6 and 8 have in common? Hideki: I don't know okay?! -cries- And now I have I-don't-care-itis now. Is 3 gay? Hideki: Yes she is...she like homo- Chocolat: -clamps his mouth- DON'T SAY IT!!! IT WILL RUIN MY LIFE!!! Hideki: -points behind to the TV screen with two boys falling in love with each other- Chocolat: Oops... 14 is trying to murder you, what do you do? Hideki: Too be honest you deserve the money...Kill me... T3T 16 is trying to kiss you what do you do? Hideki: NUH!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME PWEASE!!! Yumi: You no like me? -eyes get teary- Hideki: -sighs and goes to hug her- 17 accidently says the wrong thing in front of everybody. Shiina: I was Hideki's first. Everybody except for Shiina: WHAT??!?!?? Shiina: What...? Hideki: Um...rephrase it Shiina PLEASE! Shiina: Fine, I helped Hideki and I was his first. Hideki: NO!!!! YOU MADE IT WORSE!!! -is blushing red now- Shiina: Making you blush was the point of this. Hideki: JUST SAY IT RIGHT!!! Shiina: I'm Hideki's first friend and I helped Hideki with his self-control. Hideki: That last part has to be rephrased Shiina!!! Shiina: He couldn't sit still in class. Hideki: THANK YOU! 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? X: There we go! Sketch finished! -shows to Jaden- Jaden: What...is that...thing? X: Your perfect girlfriend. Jaden: Poop is my perfect girlfriend? X: -nods laughing- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? X: Hey, any results for the dinner together? Skellen: N-n-no response! -blushes- X: -thinks: Oh no...NUH!! NUH!!!!!- -blushes hardcore- 1 accidentally kicked 16? Shiro: -kick- Yumi: Be a good sister and don't kick me. Shiro: -kicks her area- Yumi: -faints- 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? X: Hey...Death? You have a boyfriend? Death: NO I DON'T!!! Hideki: I think she is refering to me as hers but I am not. Death: HIDEKI YOU JERK!!! -slaps him and runs away blushing- 5 and 6 did a workout together? Leon: Are we done yet? -plays on 3DS- Jaden: -is out of breath- YOU DID NOTHING EXCEPT PLAY!!! Leon: I'm working out my finger muscles. -looks up smiling- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Hideki: Why would I do that? Why I would never! 7 won the lottery? Hideki: -slow clap- I don't really care... 8 had quite a big secret? Hideki: Her big secret is she likes me. I can read minds. Andr: NO I DON'T!!! -blushes- Hideki: You are defending so you do... 9 became a singer? Hideki: AHHHHHHHHH MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!! What would 1 think of 2? Shiro: Herro Death. Death: Hello. Shiro: My daily quote for you,"I hate you." Death: "I hate you too." How would 3 greet 4? Chocolat: You wanna eat some chocolate with me? Red: No thank you...I'm on a diet right now. What would 4 envy about 5? Leon: SHE NEVER ENVIES ME!!! Red: Screw you too. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Hideki: They are both females... -stiffles a laugh- Jaden: HEY!! What would make 7 angry at 8? Andr: Hm? Cupa: I hate Hideki. Andr: I hate you back. Cupa: HEY! Andr: Serves you right... -tackles in a hug for Cupa to forgive her- Cupa: -hugs back- Hideki: You done? -chews on popcorn- Where would 8 meet 9? Hideki: In my home...he boards in my home along with the rest of the gang... What would 9 never dare to tell 11? Hideki: What is love? Baby just kill me! Just kill me! Right now! X: MY EARS!!! THEY ARE not bleeding. -laughs- What would make 13 scared of 1? Hideki: Oh noes! I have I-don't-care-itis again! If 12 and 13 were to confess their love who would it be too? Mindy: I would confess to Corvus... -twiddles fingers- Rena: I might confess to Hideki but mostly Yaebi... -blushes- 2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go? Red: NO NO NO! HOLD THE GAS PEDAL DOWN DANG IT! Death: Uhhh...ummm... -trying to figure out controls sending me flying around in the back- While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1. Chocolat: -poky poke poke- Shiro: ... -whacks her in the face with chess board- I win. -w- Chocolat: Q-Q 5 is keeping him/herself busy by? Leon: -playing Nintendo 3DS- 4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone? Red: ...The only thing your getting...is a face full of pain with a large helping of fist for dessert... U_U# 5 and 6 fall asleep in an interesting position. Hideki: ... -smiles dmeonically and takes a photo and posts on internet- Jaden: zzzzzzzzzzzz... Leon: zzzzzzzzzzzzz... Hideki: ...Should I wake them up? -still taking a lot of photo's as they move in their sleep- Others: ... -shakes head smirking- 7 just remembers something very important. Cupa: ...I left my moltov's at home! Hideki! Turn the wheel! I need th- Leon: -hands moltov's to Cupa to use- Cupa: Thank you. -bows- 8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do? Andr: -nodding off- X: ...OH NO! THE POLICE! -takes the wheel as chase music begins- By the way Leon, you copied and pasted... T3T |
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