I will eat all the forbidden fruits, and I will do it with more than just the intention to spite you.

Real name: I prefer the name Aseret or Kitsune.
Age: It consists of two numbers below five hundred and above .99
Sex: Female, though only in body. If I had it my way, I wouldn't be female or male. Hm, I guess I could deal with being both. Yeah, I'd like that, actually.
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual. No, that does not mean I love pans and/or pandas...or Peter Pan/Micheal Jackson. Basically, I can fall in love with anyone regardless of gender, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh, and yes, I am going to end up in Hell (if it exists). That makes me grin, not frown. Damn it feels good to be a heathen...Yeah, I'm okay...ish...In a way...I can pretend...I'm going to go now... (No, not to hell. That comes later. I have more sinning to do. Yeah, my grandma wastes her time praying for me.)

You can either love me and hurt yourself or you could push me away, saving your soul. Please, choose the latter.

Quotes:

"You're a team player, a save the day super hero...I hate people like you."-Hiei (yyh)

"A man can be destroyed but not defeated."-Ernest Hemingway

"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keeps out the joy."-Jim Rohn

"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories."-Stainslaw J. Lec

"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world."- R.D. Lang

"I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear."- Margret Smith

"Be kind to unkind people. They probably need it the most."- Ashleigh Brilliant

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."- Tony Follari

"The best antiques are old friends." - Unknown

"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life"- Leo Buscaglia

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."- Confucious

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."- Oscar Wilde

"I'm an illusion of your heart. A manifestaion of your adolescent psyche."-Haruko, (flcl)

"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad."- Aldous Huxley

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work."- Thomas Alva Edison

"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."- Yogi Berra

"Burn with passion. Kill with rage."- Alucard

"The thief is sorry to be hanged, not to be a thief." Anonymous

"The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: Pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter." - Dave Mustaine

"There are a lot of freaks on the internet. I'm one of them..." -me

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H.L. Mencken

"I write for the same reason I breath- because if I didn't, I would die."- Isaac Asimov

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."- Stephen F. Roberts

"To have great poets, there must be great audiences, too."- Walt Whitman

"If you were my enemy, you are now my friend. If you hated me, you cannot avoid the love that binds me to you and you to me."- Mugabe

"What the hell is that?" -Pudge
"It's my fox hat." -Takumi
"Your fox hat?" -Pudge
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." -Takumi
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" -Pudge
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox."-Takumi (Looking for Alaska)

"Can't wear it to the opera. Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." -Colonel (Looking for Alaska)

"If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were."-Kahlil Gibran

"You just summed up an eighty-four-year-old man's life in seven sentences. Thanks for making me feel so happy to be alive."- Me

(What happened before: Teenager who killed a black man and girl leads the police on a police chase)
"Why are you taking him in?" -Mexican woman
"He ran a stop sign."-Vic (The Shield)

"Who hit me!"-Cop
"(looks at the crucifix the guy used as a weapon) Jesus Christ"-Vic (The Shield. I'm now addicted to the show)

"Oh, I thought we were being attacked by nuns." Cecily

"What are you trying to say, Jack?"-Alex
"Well, I was just wondering if you'd like to forget this whole adventure thing and come with me to the Picasso Museum. Paris is such a fun place. And I've always found looking at artwork a lot more enjoyable than getting shot."-Jack
"Nobody's shooting at us."-Alex
"Yet."-Jack (Alex Rider: Eagle Strike)

"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will."- George Bernard Shaw

"To see a world in a Grain of Sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour."- William Blake

"Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: you don't give up."- Anne Lamott"

"The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of starts, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness."- Andre Malraux

"Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable."-Margot Fonteyn

"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true."- John Lilly

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."- Edgar Allen Poe

"It is the dim haze of mystery that adds enchantment to pursuit."- Antoine Rivarol

"Suffering, by itself, may not destroy you, but suffering, without meaning, might."-Viktor Frankl

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."-Albert Einstien

"Opportunity is a haughty goddess who wastes no time with those that are unprepared."-George S. Clason

"Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow that talent to the dark place it leads."-Erica Jong

"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."- William Shakespeare

"Augh! It's horrible! Horrible! Army of cyborgs render Zim's very flesh! Oh, dear God, it makes me so happy! Hehe." Nick (Invader Zim)

"To celebrate overcrowding in skool, a new student will be joining the class." Ms. Bitters (Invader Zim)

"Could you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'?"-Sarge (Red vs Blue)

"I can't believe I actually died for this war."-Church (Red vs Blue)

"No! No, wait! Go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"-Caboose (Red vs Blue)

"You know, I think we should take a non-violent approach to resolve this..."-Frank "Doc"
"I agree! Except, replace the word 'non' with 'extremely', and after the word 'violent', include the phrase 'blood explosion extroadinaire'!"-O'Malley from inside Doc (Red vs Blue)

"I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for muder!"-Sarge (RvB)

"Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy."-Captain Butch Flowers
"Um...Thank God for the chain of command?"-Church (RvB)

"You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls want to talk about is chick stuff! And not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns."-Donut (RvB)

"In a world of Cheerios...be a Fruitloop!" Unknown

"Not all that wander are lost."-J.R.R. Tolkien

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!."-Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest)

"It takes a day to love someone, but it takes years to know what love is."-Jason Mraz

"Love is the victim's response to the rapist."-Ti-Grace Atkinson

"God created all men equally. It's when they got out of the womb he started playing favorites." -Vic (The Shield)

"Art is never finished, only abandoned."- Leonardo da Vinci

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." -Oscar Wilde

"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." -Harvey Fierstein

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” -Mark
Twain

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” -Albert Einstein

“I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.”-John Steinback

“Imagination governs the world.” -Napoleon Bonaparte

“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.” -Aristotle

“Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.” -A.G. Buckham

“Attempting to provide too much order dries out the creativity.” -Eric Schmidt, Google CEO

“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.” -Victor Hugo

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”-Bill Cosby

“The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.”-Aristotle

Scott: "Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone? I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out."
Logan: "Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless, someone else bought it." -X-Men: Evolution

“When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong– or absolutely right.”- Albert Guinon

Magneto: You homo sapiens and your guns. (X-Men movie)

"Aw, I'm gonna end up getting reincarnated as a choir boy for all these priest jokes, aren't I?" -Me

Quotes from fan fics:

"Actually, I meant about Naruto being a pokemon. And trust me, deep down you are a pervert. We can always recognize our own kind..." Kakashi (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"Naruto... d-does this mean you're a pervert too? Did you actually enjoy it!" Sasuke (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"You're lips say no, but your eyes say, 'Yes, spank me Naruto. I've been a very bad boy!'" Kakashi (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"If you decide to help Sasuke with his problem, be sure to take pictures!" Kakashi (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"... He's an honorable pervert." Sasuke (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"...Now be a good poke-sexual and come to bed." Naruto (Pokemon Master, Sasuke)

"So, anyone up for a pizza?" -Terry (Street Fight)

"I've seen... I've watched... when he gets nerv... I just know, alritght? And he was sniveling last night so I made him a bloody dog. Is that all, you bloody Know-it-all?"- Draco (Retreat)

"You know I MAY be naturally dominating and aggressive but if it was probably just me, I'd most likely have thrown you down and,well, that or drag you off to the Shadow Realm and possibly have the kinkiest sex of my life."- Yami (Dancing With Short Semes)

"... more like the seductive moves and the dictionary were his and his parting words were 'Go fuck 'im.'"- Yami (Dancing With Short Semes)

"We need to have sex."- Kid Flash (Role Model)

"Malfoy, I think your gender just unbent."- Harry (I Feel Pretty)

"Potter, are you blushing? That's... rather charming in a pathetic, virginal way."- Draco (I Feel Pretty)

"Oh, belt up and let me play with your tiddlywinks."- Draco (I Feel Pretty)

"You're a bit of a prude for sitting there in nothing but your trousers next to a man wearing a corset."- Draco (I Feel Pretty)

"Oh, no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?"- Seamus (Not Doing Nothing)

"Naruto and I... we intend to keep our promises. Sometimes it just takes a little time to see the results. Life is all about timing, Sakura, and mine's usually terrible. But yours..." Kakashi (Space)

"To long days and short nights without dreams."- Roy (Tinder)

"That was before the sun came up and I saw your ugly mug in better light."-Shikamaru
"Close your eyes then."- Dorochet (In a Word: Naruto)

"Everything distracts you, sir," -Riza Hawkeye (Who Said I Would)

"I don't know. But attempting to interfere with the situation before we understand it is-" Hiei
"What we always do?" Yusuke
"Inordinately stupid." Hiei
"Yeah. What we always do." Kazuma (Other side of Reality)

"You know those people who hate to say I told you so because they find it pompous and rude? Yeah, well, I'm not one of them. I told you so."- Oliver (Kites)

"All right. But only because I don't want her setting up a date with a psychiatrist for me. Bleeding mental asylums are NOT where crazy people belong."- Harry (Harry's Insanity)

"Moral support, wild hot sex partner. I'm hearing the same thing here..."- Bakura (Four Men, Twelve Cats, a Billion Dollars)

"The look on your face. I was afraid for a second you were going to come over and start humping my leg. Miss me?" -Ed
"Up until you opened your mouth."-Roy (Late)

"I'm afraid that one day you'll wake up and see me lying beside you and realise how much better you could do than an idiot like me. And that then you'll throw me out and I'll have lost the very best thing that ever happened to me." -Kakashi (Thinking)

"How about 33 rounds in the downstairs closet?"- Horo Horo (And Then There Was One)

"You an' I together must be somethin else, 'cause it was a two-package mornin." Joey (First Thing in the Morning)

"I know my carpet is good, but do you have to molest it half naked?"-Chazz (30kisses: Sideshipping)

"I want to fork you."-Bakura (forks and spoons)

"Spooning leads to forking."-Bakura (forks and spoons)

"I'm not conspiring with you against my best friend, you tubby asshole."-Kyle
"We're not conspiring, we're just plotting secretly against him."-Cartman
"That's the definition of conspiring, fat tits!"-Kyle (Taking a Page from the Gnome's Book)

"Sometimes, the power of loneliness is more unstoppable than you think."-Naruo (Yamanai Kizu)

"I was just wondering why you were laying naked in the woods."- Kakashi (When Idiots fall in Love)

"Aw. Can't we just have sex?"-Kenny
"Well, naturally. I meant we've got to help Cartman afterward."-Bebe (Taking a Page from the Gnome's Book)

"Screw me, or I'll kill you."-Itachi (Hell child)

"You, double-timing, pedophile, pervert!" -Itachi (Yours For a Day)

"What's the point in achieving your dreams if you're miserable?"-Zim (Sacrifices for Dreams)

"I knew video games were the gateway to sex."-Bebe (Taking a Page from the Gnome's Book)

"That's right, baby. Why don't you come bring that spanktacular ass back here to daddy?"-Wendy (Endings and Beginnings)

"What's life but an illusion? For all I know we are all a dream of some deity somewhere."-Daisuke (Who I Am)

"I know that deep down I'm gay, but I just can't seem to stop having sex with women."-Kenny (That Story With the Stupid Plot)

"I am hopelessly infatuated with that stringy, bitchy little Jew. I intend to pursue a romantic relationship with him and eventually run away to Manhattan where we will have a house with a white-picket fence, a dog, and 2.5 kids. And he will bake me pies."-Eric (The Courtship of Kyle Broflovski)

"Aren't you suppose to be dead?"-Sesshomaru
"Oh, that. It got boring, so I quit."-Inu no Taishou
"...You quit being dead?"-Sesshomaru (Hell and Back)

"Your dignity's already lost for the evening; killing our friends won't help." -Kurama (30 Hugs)

"I for one think gremlin cyborg demons would be awesome."-Grif (Semiparental Advice)

"He's out there somewhere, right now, cold, lonely... not being molested..." Kenny said with an overly dramatic sob. (That Jesus Only Knew Man)

“You’re sure he didn’t say ‘shack’?” -Ted
“He said ‘cabin.’” -Matt
“Not ‘rundown hellhole in the middle of goddamn nowhere’?” -Ted (Cabin Fever)

“Because no one is going to look for a body in a cemetery, Sylar.”-Mohinder (Real Friends, a Heroes fanfic)

I don't hate you for loving me; I hate myself for loving you back.

Interesting conversations I have had:

"Does he always get hard at breakfast?" "Sometimes not till lunch."

"Woody and Buzz from Toy Stories would make a good couple."-me
"What the hell are talking about?"-Sarah
"I can imagine buzz in pink lingerie and Bo-peep watching them do it."-Sarah
"I need new friends."- Cecily
"There's a snake, but it's not in Woody's boot!"-me

Tyler (my brother): "The cat drooled again in her sleep."
Me: "I always drool in my sleep!"
Tyler:"...You'll make a great dog someday."
Me: "I didn't mean to say that out loud..."

My Mum: Okay, let's go. (Insert my name) wants her privacy.
Tyler: Privacy? For what?
Mum: She needs privacy because she's having a relationship with the dog.
Me: What!

Tyler: Oh, yeah, and Envy's hot.
Me: (Grinning) Well, I just learned something new about my brother.
Tyler: What?
Me: I never knew you were gay.
Tyler: What?
Me: Envy was a guy.
Tyler:...Wait, he was? (I nod) Damn Japanese...Wait, then who was the one with the long dress and the nails...?
Me: You're thinking of Lust.
Tyler: Ah.

Mum: Tyler, I'll have you know that you come from good stock. Legal stock.
Me: Yeah, legal now. (A minute of my mother glaring at me and my brother bursting into laughter.) I'm going to get my ass kicked for that one.
Tyler: As long as you realize it. Remember, I'm laughing at you. (Goes downstairs. A few minutes later.)
Mum: I want you out here at five 'til eight so I can kick your ass.
Me: Five minutes? Oh, good; you'll only have time to break five of my ribs.

Mum: No, remember? We tried sowing it up before but it didn't work.
Me: Really? All I remember doing was putting tape on it.
Howard: That doesn't sound like patching it up to me.
Me: Well, it would have worked if the stuffing wasn't coming out.

If our love is wrong, why change it? I have never been right before; why start now?

For those of you who would like some PWPs and NSFWs:

Joining in on the Fun- (RvB, Tucker/Church)

And I think I've found my fandoms: RvB (Red versus Blue), Tin Man, and X-Men: Evolution. Also, The Road to El Dorado!