What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.

Stranded on Earth, the Autobots contend with allies and enemies that they can't always tell apart. Secrets threaten to unravel everything Prime has struggled for and a lone femme is caught in the fallout. AU. OC-centric. Sequel to Finding Salvation

Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life. Edited and reposted August 2019

Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.

G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

A Yautja Elder must negotiate a new alliance with the Federation and the Klingon Empire. But the Federation captain is missing and a traitor will do whatever it takes to stop the treaty. Complete. Star Trek/Predator Crossover.

Hunger. Everything in the universe is driven by hunger in one form or another. Be it the hunger for food, love, forgiveness, placement or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it's a bad day to be an Autobot. Halfway across the galaxy Hot Rod can't help but agree, Simmons just thinks they're all idiots, and Kup is just too old for this.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

A male Yautja, orphaned as a baby when his clan's ship crash lands on Earth, is raised by an ooman family. This Yautja has come to know one of the greatest languages in the universe...music. But when a Hunter finds the young Yautja, he doesn't approve.

Sequel to Format. Some wounds need more than time and a lick of paint to heal. Now DISCONTINUED - See ending synopsis in final chapter.

It's been months after the battle in LA. The Autobots and their contacts would like nothing more than to step back and take a deep breath, but when a war is being waged to determine the fate of the planet Earth you really don't have that luxury. - ON HIATUS

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.

After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.

I got inspiration for this odd story when I was doing my homework and listening to my ipod. Jazz is back YAY! How, I'm not sure, but he becomes friends with a girl named Katie. Rather uninteresting summary, eh?

2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?

His brother turned his gaze to him, expression no longer neutral but one of contemplation. There was a measured silence, as the ramifications of the situation were being processed. Finally, Optimus folded his arms over his chest and asked, "What is the last thing you remember?"

Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Various short stories in the movie'verse. New: Xenophilia, the love that dare not speak its name, has somewhat inevitable consequences.

Sequel to Predator: Hunters. A vampire insurrection and a shapeshifter unrising keep Ravyn and the Ash guild busy while Tarn'se leads a vampire hunt. A new threat lingers on the horizon which only the eccentric vampire Eve can stop... But where is she?

Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.

He just wanted to be left alone. She was all alone in the world. Both of their lives would be forever changed by a late night chance meeting in a park. HellboyOC. Comic-verse with overtures of movie-verse.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

Malcho finally escapes from his volcanic prison, but before he has a chance to exact his revenge on Agrabah, fate intervenes and he finds himself befriended to a most unlikely companion. Just how much can one meeting change a person?

2007 MovieverseNovel. Losing the last piece of the Allspark inside a human would be bad, wouldn't it? Pls R&R. Fin!

If you can't be a good example, you have the obligation to be a horrible warning. Set two months after the events in Mission City, a new threat arises that may band Autobots and Decepticons together. -2007 Movieverse, Dark, SmokescreenxOC eventually-

A series of mostly unrelated oneshots, all created from prompts received from the Random Pairing Generator. ::Movieverse & TFA::

07 Movie - When tragedy strikes close to home for the autobots and their human friends, their lives will change forever. Will they be able to pick up the pieces? Will things ever be the same? From the depths of every tragedy there will always be hope.

In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.

2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.

Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

Movie Verse : 2009 As the Autobots struggle to battle both the Decepticons and the Fallen, Bumblebee must fight his own inner battle concerning not only his creation, but also his place amongst those he considers comrades and enemies. ROTF

07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.

.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.

Allison was having a bad month. When her car breaks down, her boss goes missing and she finds herself stalked by a sentient robot named Wheeljack, things take a turn for the worse. OC, harmless fluff r/r plz.

SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.

2007Movie AU. Earth has become a battleground between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The human race lives in constant fear. Sam carries the Allspark, the only hope of an Autobot victory. And he has nothing left to lose...

G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!

While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time

A volleyball contest seems like the perfect way for Bowser to prove he can win a trophy fairly. With buddies Ghidorah, K. Rool, and Queenie on his team, what could be easier? But - uh - why is every other competitor wearing a bikini? REWRITE IN PROGRESS

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!

Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.

After centuries of living under the reputation born of his many disastrous lab accidents, Wheeljack's confidence in his skills as an engineer and inventor begins to suffer. But Optimus has never doubted his engineer's abilities. Eventual Prime/'Jack slash

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

Meh, story's been done to death. Blame the plot bunnies. I know I do. Anyways, Jazz x Prowl.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker like their pranks … but perhaps they weren't always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

Sparkbearer oneshots and drabbles, inspired by various things. Now up: Spare Parts I, and The List including prologue, #84, and #162 .

G1. Proof that it is possible for a normal female high school student to come into contact with the Transformers and not fall in love.

Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?

It was bound to happen, the symbiote bonded to Eddie Brock has set it's 'eyes' one some one. And it wants her. Eddie is incline to agree, and Venom has a new challenge. Question is, can she like him? ALL of him? NOT A DEAD STORY!

2007 Movieverse Post Movie. Optimus Prime and Elita One face the future of the Autobots on Earth after the Decepticons have been defeated. Ch.29 A big surprise for Jazz and Prowl. 'Nuff said.

Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.

We all know there's nothing quite like Autobot drama, especially if you're a femme dressed up like a mech. Thanks to: Okami-chan, P.A.W.07, and Litahatchee. UPDATE: It's over, but it's just the beginning.

ROTF: A short series of oneshots exploring the attachments the Autobots have formed during their stay here on Earth.

2007 movieverse compatible. ROTF Trailer AU challenge: Because every picture is worth a thousand different words.

Sam has an epiphany. Spoilers for the new movie, Revenge of the Fallen.

ROTF: That settled it. Never again would an Autobot be allowed to choose an alt mode that didn't exist. By BlackMarketTrombones.

Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...

movie fic. sequel to In Plain Sight. They're on their last leg, desperate, in need of help or they'll perish. The Autobots are their only chance -- if they leave them alive. Rating for violence in later chapters. Imperfection 'verse

Hound thought that, for a species that prided itself on its ability to be more than meets the eye, they seemed to forget with alarming frequency the need to look at things incisively. By BlackMarketTrombones

ROTF - The battle is over, and its time for Sam to step into his role.

Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.

Another Victory for the Autobots thanks to one Samuel Witwicky. But it’s not over yet. Megatron is still out there laying in wait. Only time will tell if our world will remain safe or will we fall… CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE RotF movies

ROTF spoilers. Bumblebee is tired and wants to recharge, but his friends and thoughts won't let him. Stupid title and summary but it's basically Bumblebee's thoughts after ROTF

movie fic. In 1999 Sector Seven lost several of their experiments. A team of mechs and humans sets out to find where among the F1 race in Canada the signal they picked up is hiding. Imperfection AU. Rating for one scene in a later chapter

movie fic. sequel to and based on Escalation. Lennox needs some time to collect his thoughts, come to terms with nearly getting kidnapped, and the fact that he is a target. Imperfection AU.

Totally cracked one shot of Optimus and Ironhide talking about their femmes and their mojo!

ROTF with G1 tie-ins: I really, really hate those two, and if I'm honest with myself, it's because I'm jealous of them. By BlackMarketTrombones.

POST: ROTF-Companion piece to "I'm Keeping Him"...Wheelie just can't help but stare.

POST:ROTF- Mikaela decides to bring someone home.

The second one shot of the series. The first dealth with Optimus' birth. This one shot deals with the developing relationship between Ironhide and Optimus. A father and son type bond. Please enjoy. ROTF MOVIE SPOILER ALERT

Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.

SPOILER ALERT! ROTF MOVIE THEMES MENTIONED DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE. A small one shot showing the birth of Optimus Prime told mainly from Ironhide's POV. Some angst and humor. Please enjoy.

07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.

He makes good to his threats … that's why Megatron was a leader. True, the Allspark along with his brother might have been destroyed, but at least he didn't leave the planet without one little trophy. Mature themes. 2007 movie-verse. One-shot.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

You can't pass a test when the examiner doesn't want you to...fortunately, sometimes the examiner has a brother to talk some sense into him.

Ratchet may have an ingrained distrust of anything Sideswipe does, but he can also admit when he's been wrong about the red hellion.

-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...

Ratchet the Hatchet may have met his match. This is the re-write of the previous Doctors and Patients fic. Rating will increase as the story progresses.

Crossover between Transformers 2007 and Knight Rider 2008. When FLAG starts receiving strange, illegible transmissions from an untraceable frequency, Mike and KITT decide to investigate. But are the messages from a friend or an enemy?

movie-fic. based on Escalation. After nearly getting kidnapped by Soundwave, Will Lennox has to deal with something new. Something very unexpected... Imperfection 'verse

movie-fic. sequel to Escalation. Soundwave knew Barricade was a traitor. So why is he still alive? part of the Imperfection 'verse

movie-fic, sequel to Escalation. Sam needs some distance to deal with his thoughts and emotions after Soundwave's attack. And especially his fears. Part of the Imperfection Deviation 'verse

COMPLETE. '07 Movie adaption. Alone, mute, and chased by Decepticons and humans alike, Bumblebee must manage to find the key to the Allspark and its keeper before he's killed. Radio song communication just doesn't always cut it. Bumblebee POV.

Supplementary to The Long Road Home series. 28 ficlets in the life and times of Autobot Whiplash, my OC. Some chapters will contain tiny spoilers; warnings where appropriate.

This is a series of various prompts I received on deviantArt nearly a year ago; most will be G1 and set during the TtH series, though there will be one '07 movieverse, and most will contain slash, though nothing graphic. Pairings Ratchet/Twins, WJ/Blue

It took some persuading, but at last the mighty Optimus Prime gave in, especially when Athena, no doubt at some memory from Erin, made her eyes wide and watery to stare beseechingly up at the big prime, looking for all the world as if she were about to cr

movie fic. Soundwave has arrived on Earth, too late to save Megatron, too late for the Allspark, but he has a plan. Part of the Imperfection 'verse. reloaded 'cause of formatting

MOVIEVERSE Sam introduces Bumblebee to Roger Hargreaves world of Mr Men and Little Miss. With predictable results... Short and sweet.

Post Movie ‘07 – Blackout searches the desert for Scorponok, and finds so much more than that.

Original Doctors and Patients story was getting huge so I opened a new one. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Slashyness so M rating.

Ratchet may have met his match. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Eventual slash later on so rated M I guess.

Not enough Red Alert and Inferno fics...I am doing my part to change this. Rated for future chapters.

One Shot. Loyalty and honor should always be reciprocated, and mutual friends have a way of drawing two disparate peoples together. The Asgard might be gone from them forever, but the Furlings are just within reach.

G1. Oneshot. They didn’t know why the alien jets chose to fly with them. Perhaps they were bored. Perhaps they liked messing with their heads. Perhaps they just didn’t like flying alone. Seeker-centric, OCs involved.

After all, he was damn miles above her in the evolutionary trend. So it should have been easy, painless even, to get her to submit to him. -The constant fight between Neuro and Yako in their relationship,him for dominance,her for equality.-

After the events of Mission City everything returned to some form of normalcy. Maggie's role in everything is all but forgotten by the world. Then her apartment is broken into and her world is violently shifted to accommodate a new guardian, Optimus Prime

Fanfic100 challenge. Pairing: Ironhide and Ratchet. Based on a series of prompts and is not chronologically arranged. Contains slash, please heed rating. Current prompt: Not Enough

Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide, or maybe humans are just naturally mad. After all, Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Gift for Letohatchee. Ironhide/Chromia. 07verse.

Unicron knew one thing as he looked into the enraged face. He was in love. With a sentient planet. Crap.

MOVIEVERSE 07 - Elita One leaves her two sparklings in the care of Optimus Prime, while she has some rare alone time with friends. Optimus thinks he'll do a fine job, he does run an army after all. Fluff alert! Companion fic to 'Scent of the Future'.

movie fic. After the events in Broken, after nearly dying, Trent had some time to think -- and to ask Sam the most important question of all. The answer isn't an easy one. Imperfection verse.

movie fic. After some time with his relatives, enduring their commentary and looks, Sam needs a time out. Mature content. Set in the Imperfection 'verse

RE: Smokescreen's request.

movie fic. Follows Mindprints and Ripples in a Pond. Jazz and Sam have a talk about what happened. Set in the Imperfection 'verse.

movie fic, based on/sequel to Broken. Jazz finally deals with nearly losing Barricade, and Barricade finally deals with the changes in the past years. Set in the Imperfection 'verse

movie fic. Crossover with Iron Man. Sam and Tony get to play with hybrid Cybertronian tech. 'nuff said.

movie fic. Sequel to Broken. When Sam saved Barricade's spark, something happened, something was left behind -- and Barricade wants it gone. Part of the Imperfection 'verse

Sequal to 'The Warriors Agenda'. The Arbiter, Rtas and others have demons from their past they need to face and defeat, along with foes old and new. T for language, violence and later on minor adult situations. Epilogoue and Commentary up!

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.

Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. Bumblebee struggles with 'HIS' secret but he can't help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot. '07 verse. Mentions of M-preg.

One Shot. Sequel to Jazz It Up. Sometimes, Yamamoto felt like strangling someone. Like tearing out his hair in frustration. Like curling up into a ball under his desk and crying his eyes out. This was one such occasion.

2007 Movie Glimpses on the lives of the transformers and their human allies. Mikaela/Bonecrusher Judy/Starscream Maggie/Optimus Pure crack pretending to have a plot.

Sector Seven is back, and more infuriating than ever. Now, with a new virus wreaking havoc on the base, the Autobots - and their humans - must find a way to not only stop them, but fix the damages they caused. And that's no small amount.

Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?

movie-fic. Matters get out of hand when an unknown mech attacks humans and Autobots alike. When it hits intimately close to home for Jazz, it's up to Sam to save a spark. Imperfection 'verse. Rated for violence and one naughty dream sequence.

Rated M just to be safe.Romance for later chapters. They saved each other somehow,unknowingly, now she’s hearing voices and thinks she's going insane.He feels awful about the situation but must warn the others before its too late. Will they fix it in time

Sam and Dean find a job that's... slightly unusual, even for them. SPN/Transformers crossover.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.

Ironhide spends some time watching an ongoing game. Just a little shorty-short one-shot..

Just a quicky until plot bunnies cooperate and give me more chapters for my other stories. Ratchet/OC Valkyrie

Ironhide and Annabelle, together through the years. From a simple annoyance to love, read about how they become family. PLEASE REVIEW. Complete!

AU. An Autobot double agent reveals himself from among the ranks of the Decepticons at the behest of Optimus Prime.

moviefic. Lennox's abilities enter a new stage, and it's freaking him out. Part of the Imperfection 'verse

moviefic. --"Inside the envelope was… a white t-shirt." Total brain fart on my part. Part of the Imperfection 'verse.

moviefic, --“He’s too confident,” Barricade now stated, sounding displeased. “He treats the implant like a game. He is vulnerable and easy to take down should someone want to do that.” part of the Imperfection 'verse

G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?

07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.

VinnieOC and CharlieThrottle After having her family ripped away from her by Limburger, Jaiden Sterling is left with nothing but an empty house and a buisness card. Going on hope alone she takes a trip to The Last Chance garage for a little help.

G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.

Crackfluff. This is what happens when I have too much time to think on my job. I don't claim to write them well. This is just fluff, crack, and overall silliness. Rated K for two cusses.

M for safety. Ratchet's new human assistant,like all medics, has potential to save lives. If she can survive kidnapping,training,war and the Twins first. The drama, hilarity, joy and tragedy of a medic’s life. What REALLY goes on behind the medbay doors?

2007movieverse: drabbles: The newest addition to the Decepticon team has Frenzy acting... well, normal... much to the chagrin and amusement of the guys. Warning for cussing and implied smexings between spastic bots

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

What's a better way to spend your weekend than caring for two sexy extraterrestrials? And to spice up your day, how about a little interspecies romance? Oh and we can't forget about a nice bloody hunt or two now can we? Setting for three please.

The Allspark shard is being passed around like a bad cold. Megatron is enjoying the hospitality of former Sector 7 agents. The twins are roaming around unsupervised. What else could possibly go wrong? Oh, yeah. Everything.

The words left unspoken. A negative impression left by the Beast Wars plotline.

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

Just how did Nightshade and Ratchet become more than rookie-and-teacher? The extra snippets of When In Doubt. Must have read chapter one or else you will NOT understand. Chapter Nine: Punishment ensues.

A family doesn't have to be through blood or similar programming. A family can be forged through love; and a bunch of mechs trying to figure out how to make an eight-year-old go to bed before ten. Transformers Animated.

One-shots and short stories about the Autobots trying to understand humans and getting utterly confused in the process. Chapter 9: Halloween.

Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka

Me the Allspark?.....You've been reading to much fanfiction! Go have Ratchet check your CPU! Allspark me pfft!...ridiculous...WHAT! Don't look at me like that!YOUR DELUSIONAL! BeeXbot-sam

slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.

moviefic. Some things are not meant to happen to humans, but they do, and there's little Hot Rod can do to help. xover with Iron Man, based on the prior fic In Extremis

Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...

As the Decepticons plan destruction for Earth and Cybertron, the Autobots fight to make Earth their home. But fate is not always kind... and popcorn can kill.

An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.

O7 Movie Prowl has heard some illogical human conversations, but this one takes the cake. Now a series of oneshots. CH.2: Sideswipe discovers an interesting human tradition.

“You probably should go after them.” “Why?” “You said no shooting living things, but you never said no shooting at living things.” Rated for one not so bad curse word... Oneshot.

With Decepticon attacks, and the mysterious ‘Tomato bandits’, it’s almost impossible for a femme to get some sleep at the Autobot base. So when she does, she DOES NOT want to be disturbed. Which is bad news for the poor Decepticon who sneaks into the base

Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.

Drabblish, Masterpiece ‘verse. By certain twisted Decepticon standards, the humans could be considered quite beautiful.

Oneshot, MovieAU. Optimus Prime has a chat with another person to whom leadership was suddenly thrust upon, and muses on the Allspark’s last legacy. Fervent nods to Beast Wars/Machines.

One knows the truth and the other is the light to show the way. She found him, saved him, and is repairing him. Was it the right thing to do? There is no right, No black and white, only gray Bonecrusher/Mikeala

Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.

Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...

moviefic. Tony Stark starts to look into Cybertronian protoform cell structures to improve his armor with the help of Ratchet. But something goes very, very wrong. Iron Man: Extremis reloaded. Set in my Imperfection 'verse

Ficlet series. Sequel to Iniquity's Enigma. But sometimes, the universe exhales and takes a different route. And Bee is left dazed and dazzled, pondering what it all means. Onesided Bee/Sam.

Premovie. IronhidexChromia, OptimusxElita. Intimacy is described as a close personal relationship. With these lovers, different as night and day, what are their relationships like in the quiet moments? Chapter 8: How does a mech say he belongs to a femme?

A prequel to How Do I Love Thee... in which the tentacles find themselves at a loss for how to care for their human host. So they get help from a book...

yeah, the damn song meme. Rated for lots of bad language and semi-SC, angst, bad humour and oocness. Beware my horrid drabblage. I needed the practice.

2007 Movie Verse. Lennox, Epps and Optimus Prime look for a place for the Autobots to reside; the entire mission goes beyond awry as one bad happenstance follows the other.

JUX One-shots. Cafei and Evelyn's mis adventuers aboard the Autobot ship, Metellus Cursor. Previously titled "Hygiene high-jinks". Boring situations often yeild the most entertaining results.

2007 movie 'Home' leaves its mark on everyone in unexpected ways, even on four newly homeless Autobots. A series of post Mission City vignettes. Ironhide, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Optimus. Jazz didn't live to be homeless, but he gets the prequel chapter.

Movieverse: Jazz gets shot in the... well.. you know. Bumblebee and Chase turn each other into scrap, and LIKE it. Sam/Bee's POV. Another appearance by borrowed OC Malena Banes. Total crack/smut. Rated for the smut, and my foul mouth. Hope ya enjoy.

movie-fic, Imperfection 'verse, crossover with Iron Man. Trust is something not easily given and Tony Stark has more than just a few trust issues.

Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.

Movie-verse. Love is a battlefield, as the song goes, and life is seldom fair. Optimus, Elita, and all the Cybertronians on Earth know this well, and their ballads are yet to be sung. Major pairings: OPxE1, HidexChromia, CeexCade/Prowl, misc OCxOC pairing

The Arbiter, wondering about his purpose now, finds an unique stowaway that is more then what it appears. Also, not all Sangheili are happy with current affairs and wish to start another war. Rated T for language and violence. R&R please. Last Chap up.

A female Sangheili does not regret her crime, until at the last moment when she realises just how terrible her crime really was. One Shot.

movie fic, sequel to Bogey. When Tony Stark found out about his company’s dealings with Sector Seven almost a hundred years of cooperation between his family and the secret organization had passed. Crossover with Iron Man.

2007 Movie. Jackson Banes is coming home after six years in prison, prompting a girl and her truck to make the journey to meet him. Mikaela, Mikaela's father, Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Sam. Story now complete.

G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.

The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.

Ironhide is attacked while minding his own business... and not by Decepticons Crackfic, no smut. The sequel to 'The Birds and the Bee'.

When Yako has a disturbing dream about Neuro, she can't help acting awkward around him. When Neuro picks up on her discomfort, he can't help making it worse.

The wild birds in Sam's neighborhood make the Decepticons look like kittens. Happy, fluffy humor. Very slightly implied BeeXSam slash. Rated for language.

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.

One-Shot. Sunstreaker has lost himself to the thrill of the gladiatorial ring. Through the bond they share as twins, Sideswipe discovers what it feels like to be a ghost.

2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it

G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.

Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!

One Shot. Sequel to All That Jazz. It had a soul, a zanpakutou, and far too much time on its robot hands. Yamamoto resisted the urge to bang his head on the floor.

The splitting and consquent scattering of a great power scource known only as the Artifact pulls four innocent, and somewhat unwilling, beings into chaos. One of them, a young girl who finds herself the object of interest of the two waring factions.

In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson

movie-fic, Imperfection 'verse. Bogey bogy, bogie : Military. an unidentified aircraft or missile, esp. one detected as a blip on a radar screen. Designation: Ghost-2

Neuro/Yako She's finally starting to wonder what all his small touches mean... the way he grabs her by the head, or yanks her hair. I guess Neuro is just going to have to make it clearer for her. Oneshot- probably.

-07movieverse- The Autobots and Earth music. part5: He couldn't sing and he was going to make sure everyone knew it. HIATUS for the moment

Sam just can't get himself up in the morning without coffee and his escort is not impressed by the fact. Overreaction leads to vengeance. My first TF fic oops.

Sunstreaker does have a spark somewhere in there--Mirage knows it. Oneshot drabble. Hound/Mirage, G1

A Juxtaposition fanfic. Three women discuss the foods that they miss most. Rated PG-13 only for language.

Yako has done the unthinkable but Neuro retaliates in a way she did not expect at all. The universe may have tilted on its axis in the process. Sequel to “Next on the Menu”. /Revised/

It seemed 'innocent' enough. A bright yellow Camaro being chased by the police. But it wouldn't be until after the chase, the real trouble began.

07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!

As a CSI Peyton knew how to process evidence, follow the clues and catch the bad guy, but when a kickass Peterbilt is thrown into the mix she finds herself biting off more than she can chew. Movieverse. Rated for language. COMPLETE. Check out Re: The Ties that Bind for the newer version of this story.

In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.

movie fic, Imperfection 'verse. Optimus Prime contemplates their relationships with the humans and the future.

Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.

moviefic, Imperfection Deviation 'verse. An accident puts Will Lennox in a situation he hadn't signed up for when he became commander of the human unit of the Autobot base. It changes his life forever.

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!

movie fic, part of the Imperfections Series. Maybe one day they could move about this planet more or less freely. He would let Jazz lead the way, to explore, learn, ask, interpret and just enjoy...

Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.

2007 Movie Verse. Even out in the middle of nowhere, trouble seems to follow Sam Witwicky, especially when it’s just him, Miles and Bumblebee.

Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.

Supernatural- Transformer: At the end of season one, the Y.E.D. discover a pleasant bonus as he was searching for a semi truck

MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

No one talks about Prank Club! What do you offer Rachel in a contest to cause the most havoc? An uninterrupted week with Jazz! And what does Rachel do to ensure her success? Move over Sideswipe. There is a new prankster in the Ark and no one is safe!

Demons have a very weird way of showing affection. Poor Yako. It's not like she did anything in life to deserve this. /Revised/

Sequel to Line of Duty. Barricade's on the job with the LAPD, but not everyone in the department is happy with it.

One Shot. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni was having a good day. And then, it all went to the pit in what was becoming a rather typical manner.

Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I

Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.

2007 MOVIEVERSE Optimus Prime ponders over what to give his spark-mate, Elita One, for Valentine's Day. Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, and Mojo, decide to help.

Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?

2007 movieverse. Set before, during, and after the events of Masquerade, these are the moments in time in which the Autobots, and their human companions, would prefer were forgotten. M for language.

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.

Jazz issues a challenge to Maya after watching her do some stretching exercises. ONESHOT No pairings. Follows along my fic "Pursuit".

One shot: Set in the not too distant future of How Does This Work Again? Amber and Optimus share a quiet moment. Happy V-day! Done as a gift to my wonderful reviewers thanks for all the support and love!

Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.

Movieverse 2007 An accident leaves both the Autobots and their companions in a dangerous predicament. The threat of Decepticon reinforcement looms on the horizon, leaving both victims and veterans scrambling for a solution in time. Rating changed.

One Shot. Companion piece to In the Shadow of Forever. He wonders sometimes. No, wonder isn't the correct word. Wonder implies a lack of certainty, a mere suspicion. Ratchet knows. Implied Bee/Sam.

One Shot. They have forever. But sometimes, Bumblebee wonders if even that will be long enough. Implied Bee/Sam.

Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.

Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste

.:Beast Wars:. There are some who deal with power in a balanced fashion, letting virtue and honor even the scales. Others use it to violate and destroy. Tied Winner for Tear Jerker at 2004 BWINT Fanfiction Awards. Complete

Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more than usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.

Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.

Why human holidays, prankster Autobots, and Optimus Prime don't mix.

Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.

Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.

Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings

Little Annabell asks Optimus Prime a very important question.Written as a Gift to all those who have read and reviewed my other story... How Does this work again? Happy Holidays!

After getting caught in the rain, a girl seeks shelter in what she thought was an abandonned 18wheeler. It just happened to have a mind of it's own.

G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.

Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.

moviefic Imperfection Deviation fic. When a strange device found among the Sector Seven experiments is accidentally activated, things start to get complicated. Very complicated ... and dangerous for all involved.

[Movieverse] Piper Marks has babysat for the Lennox's for 5 years, and that night wasn't supposed to be any different...

It's either the Decepticons suddenly have a Medic of their own or there's something very wrong with the Autobots. Pairings: many implied. Warnings language, mentioned adult situations, OOC.

G1 AU post TFTM Followup to Hate the Dark. Starscream has been rebuilt, but the fate of the few surviving Decepticons is still questionable. Oneshot

Sequel to 'Friends'. Katie's back safe and sound, but she gets broadsided once more when she realizes that she still has a lot to deal with. Her family she can deal with, but can she deal with problems with her cousin who is a ... Decepticon?

Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

2007 Movieverse: A random remark from Epps gives Sideswipe an idea. But where was he going to get the mask, and exactly how much sedative do you need to knock out a two ton alien robot? Short and very daft follow on to Collateral Damage.

You know you have at least one sitting by your computer. Oneshot. Bit of chaos from Starscream's POV about your friends and toys. Ficlet from my 'Young Turks' story. Extreme snarkiness warning. Please Rate and Review!

A followup to 'Dogfight'. Hologram cockfighting takes an amusing twist when highgrade is unintentionally introduced.

Bumblebee watches Sam and muses on how fragile he is and how much he means to him. Sucky summary but the story is good. It's a little darker than what I normally write but oh well. Lots of fluff at the end! BumblebeeXSam

The Autobots get bored and discover something creative they can do with their holomatter projectors.

[MOVIEVERSE][MOVIE SPOILERS] Bumblebee and Sam played terrible tricks on the Autobots last year for Halloween. Jazz is determined to get revenge, with Ironhide's help. A Transformers Halloween story!

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1

Mischief and mayhem all tucked inside a little box! Who knew the Autobots had such artistic talent and dry wit among them! As seen from Rachel's POV, humorous side story from 'Thrown'. Cute, fluffy, funny and a bag of microchips!

In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

G1. Hound and Trailbreaker had been bird watching. Strangely enough, they ended up in the med bay.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

[movieverse crossover with Supernatural] A hunch on Sam Winchester's part leads to a major headache for Sam Witwicky.

Sequel to Define Human! With the threat of a Decepticon uprising looming overhead Optimus’ small team of Autobots it about to get bigger, but is Earth and the few humans that know about them ready for more Autobots and the return of Megatron?

07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.

2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.

[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?

After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.

Oneshot: Pushed all the way back to the Ark and faced with extinction, two Forerunners ask the Flood a simple, yet pressing question..."why?"

.:Movieverse:. .:Story Three:. So far, so good. Raevyn's almost completely finished learning from Ratchet from what he has to offer, and she and Sam are getting closer, just as she and Jazz continue to share that strange friendship between them. Semifluff

Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

Barricade learns a little more about his human counterpart on a full moon night. Follows alongside my other story 'Pursuit'. Rewritten to include translations. BarricadeOC with extremely light fluff if it even qualifies.

Bumblebee buys a Furby, need I say much more? Humour attempt. Now with final chapter. Hehe bless their little cottons.

moviefic When Simmons first created and then killed the Nokiabot in Sector Seven's lab, he believed it to be dead. Ratchet saved it, but does it have a future? Ratchet, Will Lennox, Nokiabot

First TMNT story, don't flame, please. April and Casey are planning their wedding, and of course, you're going to need bridesmaids. Ones that won't freak out at the Turtles, who are Casey's ushers. So Master Splinter comes up with a plan. Ch. 3 up.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

.:Movieverse:. .:Story Two:. Raevyn's been brought deeper into the brotherhood that is the Autobot group, learning under Ratchet's careful eye. Only now, Sam's got a problem and she and Jazz have to travel to California to help him with it. Eventual SamOC

Ironhide has a unique encounter with a toddler who has an interesting fear of small annoying buzzing insects. FLUFF WARNING! Silly story about Ironhide's first encounter with the Lennox child. Complete

It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!

OPxFangirl Losing your cellphone in a giant alien robot can lead to interesting results.

Vengeful Decepticons turn Optimus Prime into a human thinking he will be easier to kill as a ‘flesh ling’. Now Optimus has to adjust to being a human as the threat of a Decepticon attack hangs over his head. Luckily the Autobots and Sam and Mikaela are...

[2007Movie] A girl on the run for her life happens to find an abandoned eighteen wheeler in seemingly perfect condition. What happens when she finds out it is a sentient being, and there are more like it? Rated T. Might go to M for later chapters.

Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.

Capt. Lennox's daughter is out of control, so he asks Ironhide to serve as a chaperone for her dates. Of course, Annabelle's not aware of that... Completed oneshot, gen, no pairings.

2007 Movie You didn't think Sector Seven would let Bumblebee go home with Sam without protest, did you?

.:Movieverse:. .:Story One:. After a war, after death, and after what had to happen, the Autobots know that they're going to need more help in keeping their secret a secret. And more help in keeping a certain troublemaker in line. Eventual SamOC.

Dean was pretty sure that was definitely not where he had parked the Impala. SPNTransfomers crossover.

Two hunters separated by lightyears are about to team up.

Don't let the title throw you this is an AvP fic…with a twist. When a Yautja hunting party are on a tropical planet seeded with the ultimate prey, they don't anticipate running in to another form of sentient, space-faring life and something interesting...

G1, Humour. Happy Ratchet plus new Something equals Very Bad. Rated for minor cursing

G1 offshot. They say it takes a village to raise a child...well what about a detachment of Autobots?

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

The word has a slightly different meaning for Autobots...and sometimes taking care of your brother is gonna tick him off royaly. A oneshot set somewhere between season 2 and 3 of the G1 cartoon.

Idealogical differences threaten to divide the turtles when Raph drags his brothers in to help stop a kind of criminal they haven't faced before: a coldblooded serial killer.

The Master Chief and the Arbiter. What more can you ask for? Ah, also add in to that the fact that they never agree, and you're more likely to find them trying to kill each other than actually talking. Ch 7 up. M for violence and some odd concepts.

A Predator come to Earth for a hunt, finding that he is not the only hunter there. Soon, with the help of a human hunter, he finds a new kind of prey: Vampires

G1, Humour.He's gonna get me for this, I just know it.

G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots

G1, humour. Pura gave me a plot bunny. It was nothing like this.

FLUFFY! huggles fluff...Chocolate pudding. Mac and cheese. Bakura in a Chemistry Lab. Bakura and Yami playing football. Yami gets a hickey! Ruling Egypt was NOTHING compared to this... YAOI YamiYuugi...More pairings later!

When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

Dedicated to an old family friend. Hellboy visits London on Hallow's Eve, what sort of mischief is he going to find?

G1 It's training day at the Ark again, and a few 'bots get the short end of the stick

Sequel to The Angel's Halo. This is the story of what happens after Willow, the Master Chief, and the Arbiter help end the human-Covenant war, and the troubles that would plague them as a result of their choices. M for violence

G1Humour fic, in which Prowl does a little thinking

Two young girls stumble into a world much different than the one their used to. An outsider's view of the BPRD world and the mysteries of both. Get's a little nasty. WIP

[Movieverse] A lab explosion leaves Otto and Peter getting in touch with their feminine sides, and the only person who can cure them is currently a giant Lizard. How Do I Love Thee... verse.

In Japan, Hellboy deals with the ghost of a murdered girl. Unfortunately, things are not as easy as Ichi, Ni, San...

G1 Something is up with the twins... Complete

G1 Even the nastiest of mechs can be nice

In a last ditch effort to destroy the Golden General's troops, a group of draconians attempt to deliver a magical gemstone. Violence and fluff

G1 Sunstreaker urgently needs repairs, but it's far easier said than done.

A short story with roots in a country classic. Irony runs rampant down in the deep south.

There's a new kid at the BPRD, and she's, well, young. Ish. And the BPRD definitely ISN'T ready for a teenage girl, but that's what they've got... Chapter nine now up... Poor Cat!

I wrote this alternate ending to a book probably no one has ever read or heard of before The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break. It's not really worth reading, I just did it because I was bored.

You can push anyone too far. And never assume that someone doesn't know the language you're dissing them in.

A woman on a mission is not someone easily deterred. Especially if she adds to her original mission the protection of an Elite accused of heresy, and an unlikely and informal frienship with a Spartan. First Halo fic. M for violence and some concepts.

She was different, a mutated creature that had never been intended to be relased upon Earth. She could learn, she could read minds, and she knew emotions... this fic has maybe a bare slim chance of ever being completed

Sometimes being a medic is more than making repairs. And luck definately has a place in the repair bay

[Movieverse] A followup to How Do I Love Thee... in which the tentacles learn about Christmas. Happy holidays, everyone.

Movieverse Otto Octavius has never been a Ladies Man. So what's a poor supervillain to do when he suddenly finds himself the most desirable man in New York?

Donatello gets a little over his head when he agrees to meet with someone he met online. Or is that a lot over his head? Or could it be exactly what he was looking for? Bad summary, my first. Please read anyway. Please read and review. Complete.

G1G2 Silliness - Optimus Prime has a fan club. And all the members are adoring females! Chapter 3, now up!

Just because I like the series doesn’t mean I can’t poke fun at it!

Ken has an accident (of sorts) in the Digital World. While everyone ponders his possible death, Black Wargreymon stumbles upon Ken's path and creates a bond with this human - a bond so strong it will take more than strength to break. *Chapter Six now up*

Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.

Finding Nemo. First in what might be a series, Bruce thinks of the time he fell off the wagon...and what has saved him from doing it again.

A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella

G1 Silliness - Chapter 3 now up! Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Rodimus Prime and the other males from Autobot City get into trouble. WARNING! Some adult references!

Something is very wrong with Michaelangelo. Can a new friend break the bonds of depression?

Blackwargreymon struggles to come to terms with the darkness inside him and find his place in life

On Halloween, the TMNT and their friends meet two mysterious girls while out Trick or Treating

In his eye, I see his innoncence In his motions, he hides his fear None can see through the clouded depths But, ah Blackwargreymon, I do clearly hear.

Draco's thoughts before Bowen comes to rescue him. Complete

This is an Inu-Yasha/Ranma 1/2 crossover that will make your insides churn from the laughter. Just imagine. Inu-Yasha wandering Furinkan with all the weirdoes that lurk there... Already sound funny, huh?

Stand aside Harry Potter, Quake in fear You-Know Who. The most powerful wizard in the world is here. If he would only pay attention.

Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.

A young girl seeks the aid of the TMNT to protect her from being murdered and used as a scientific experiment.

The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!

Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.

What if, when Sirius was framed for murder, there was a witness who'd seen the truth? A muggle who held the key to Sirius' freedom? Well now it's time for her to speak out. She is the unknown witness, and it's not just Harry and co. who are tracking her d

My 1998 Christmas special. Light and fun, but it also deals with religious issues.