Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Alexander Grey was a muggleborn wizard who fought against Death Eaters during the Battle of Hogwarts. Due to circumstances beyond his understanding, he found himself back in time to when he was only a child who was about to go to Hogwarts for the very first time. Given a second chance to live his life, he vowed to create a different world for himself and many others like him.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

The world was changing. The magical people didn't notice. Harry Evans had been sent away, banished from the magical world when he was 17 & had a dream too big for the 'light' or the 'dark' wishing to bring magic to all humans. However, he was a genius & though sealed he created technology to build magic. Then with the SGC he envisioned a unified earth to expand into the universe.

Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

When Harry arrives at Gringotts, Hagrid produces the key but there's nothing else proving that the child is Harry Potter. What if there is a dark story behind the origin of the Boy-Who-Lived. Bashing Potters, Sirius and Dumbles. Good Goblins and Harry's adventures at Hogwarts. HEA in the end.

Harry learns early in first year that Dumbles intends to keep him with Dursleys every summer. He makes a friend of unique Hogwarts elf and they plan for ways to get around the prison on Privet Drive with magical portraits. Dumbles plans get tumbled by Harry's friends. Three fairly dark chapters planned with an HEA ending somehow...

Movie verse:What will happen when Barricade finds out that the reason he joined the Decepticons was based on a false assumption? OC has bad mouth, and plot demons are tyin to KILL me! This is gonna be a LONG one.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!

The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.

Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Set in fall term of third year the Dementor on train kisses the scar and sucks out the shard of Riddle's soul – with interesting reaction in the Dementor. Declared 'uninteresting' without the Dark Lord's mark, Harry is deserted by old friends and ignored by Dumbledore but he makes new friends. Then he receives a letter from Dementor who wants something.

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP

Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

After a prank gone too far, Sirius Black realises that things have to change. He never wanted to follow the path of his parents and the realisation that, in certain ways, he was like them wasn't good. His life from there on took another direction. One person certainly found this new Black heir very interesting.

Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.

HPSS Slash, Following Fifth Year- Hogwarts is has closed for a year, and Harry is thrown in the attic, locked from the outside world, forbidden to speak. What happens when he forgets he has a voice? When school starts up again, who's going to teach him to speak

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

AU! After being blown off by Kakashi, Naruto storms off. However this leads to a discovery of not only his heritage but of a race of creatures long forgotten. Now it's time for these titans to return. With one summoner: Naruto Uzumaki. Set during Chunin Exams. X-over: w/ Godzilla. OOC!Naruto Three-shot! Please R&R and no flames! Rated T for violence and language. Complete!

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.

Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

Dead Air tag. AU. McGee and Ziva discovery that a couple of hours of peace and quiet stolen while on the job comes with a price. If you like McGee and Ziva, you might want to pass on this story. Winner: 2014 Fan Favorites Award GEN: Favorite Episode Related/Missing Scene. )

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After the disasterous events of the First Task, in which Harry used a secret gift that was unique to him, his path, once so obvious, changed. Now, with Dumbledore against him, Voldemort hunting him, and the secret forces of the world fighting, what next?

The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...

Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.

What would happen if Professor McGonagall decided enough was enough?

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

It had been five years since Xander Harris had left Sunnydale, six years since Halloween gave him the kick in the rear he needed to get himself out of that damned town and make something of himself. He'd just never imagined he would actually meet the man that had changed so much for him all those years ago, a man until now, he'd thought was just a figment of someone's imagination.

Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.

Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Random Summon options for Naruto, Most of the fics have him Summoning the toads, i want to see what i could come up with.

A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.

Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry

This is a 'what if" story. What if Gibbs and Ducky weren't alone when they made those remarks about Tony being a narcissist in Murder 2.0 in season 6? What if the person listening in, then told someone else. What would be the consequences for Tony and the team? This story is complete.

Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

Harry comes home after finishing his fifth year, the happenings at the department of mysteries and Sirius death heavy on his mind. He finds the Dursley household in chaos and learns that sometimes great gifts come in small packages. As usual no slash!

Ziva returns to the US after the events in Aliyeh, but finds the consequences for Rivkin and her actions aren't what she expected. Not for Ziva fans. Tony whump/Gibbs support. AU.

For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Expect the following story type - A "What if", AU/AR and Char. Ooc, still magical world - Sent to prison upon the death of the Dark Lord, the Hero is bound by the ancient edifice on an island in the middle of nowhere. Laws that came into effect days before the final battle bound his battle actions and the rest of his life there... that is until the day he died.

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

Naruto died at the age of five, killed in his sleep by one of the people supposed to be guarding him from attacks. When he's given a second chance at life, however, he chooses not to take it. Watch as chaos ensues in the god realms from his decision.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Disillusioned with the Post-War Wizarding World and three-ring circus his life has become, Harry decides to find a way to change all that he feels went wrong in his life. AU, time travel, no pairings, & mentions of abuse. COMPLETE

ONESHOT. Sirius Black meets Methos. Neither are impressed.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.

My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.

Christmas comes earlier than expected.

Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

AU Every decision can change the course of your life, making it something completely different from what it might have been. What if back in Baltimore, Tony said no to Gibbs?

HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?

Will secrets tear apart Tony's and Gibbs' new relationship? This began as a SLASH chapter of "In the Dark" and ended up being its own story. Completed fic posted: eleven chapters plus an epilogue. Warnings for language and violence. Enjoy!

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

When Tony is seriously injured during a case, it has life changing repercussions for him and the MCRT. Tony/Gibbs friendship/family - not TIVA. Please read author's notes. REPOSTED INTO SEPARATE CHAPTERS

Harry Potter certainly never expected to be visited that night, but he learns he is needed, and he is needed now. He becomes a new person so he is safe while he is helping. What will being home again be like from an entirely new perspective? Can he help?

What happens when Xander Harris runs into Richard Castle in New York. One Shot.

Most people never touch another person's soul, but when a 20 year old Leroy Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo it sparks an event that links them forever. This story is set in an AU where people have external souls in animal form called daemons.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

After the war, the Wizengamot passes a law requiring all young wizards and witches to marry, and the Ministry will assign the partners. How do Harry and his friends react? H/G, but not overly so

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

(DISCONTINUED) In this Harry comes back in his sixth year to speak to Severus privately to apologise for snooping in his Penseive. But Severus is under the effects of a potion as Harry arrives and does something...bad. (My sincerest apologies.)

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

Ron's done something stupid. Typical. Now Harry's trapped alone on a strange planet with nothing but three suns, sand, and strange, hissing creatures for company. Slash, Rid/Har Dark!Creative!Powerful!Smart!Harry Not REALLY Ron!Bashing, but come on... R&R

Due to Voldemort's... insanity, Severus is forced to take an unidentified potion. When the effects of said potion take place, what does Dumbledore do? Send him to the one person he feels he can trust of course. Not slash. RR please. I HAVE RETURNED!

AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.

Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*

EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point. (ON LONG HOLD, SORRY)

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Sequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.

Throw a stone in a still pond, you get ripples. Throw Remus and Harry into the Supernatural 'verse, you get even bigger ripples. Companion piece to Run for Your Life and Caleb Forrester. Harry Potter xover. Bill Harvelle is a main character.

SG1 Crossover: Take Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Jack O'Neil, Daniel Jackson, Samantha Carter, and Teal'C, mix thoroughly, garnish with bacon, and serve to an unprepared Severus Snape. Forum for story now up.

Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G

MOVIEVERSE SamxBumblebee SEQUEL TO COMBUSTION. After the struggles of the last few weeks, Sam and Bumblebee think they have finally escaped and can live their lives in peace. But with 3 different factions after them, their time and choices are running out

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

A Harry Potter leaves the wizarding world after he defeats Voldmort. Believed dead by everyone except the goblins he lives in selfimposed exile until a chance encounter with the xmen. Harry/Gambit slash. You have been warned

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.

There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.

AU Complete. Sirius is suffering in Azkaban with 4 yr. old Harry, but not for long. Harry needs to go to Hogwarts. What about the Dementors and house elves? What about Remus? Can certain secrets be kept? Can Harry be kept safe?

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

And His Brother, the Meanie "What kind of stupid paranormal activity is this?" Crack. No spoilers.

What makes a Guide, a Guide?

Me the Allspark?.....You've been reading to much fanfiction! Go have Ratchet check your CPU! Allspark me pfft!...ridiculous...WHAT! Don't look at me like that!YOUR DELUSIONAL! BeeXbot-sam

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And something is lurking in these here woods.... Supernatural/Stargate SG-1 crossover

After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...

Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...

O7 Movie Prowl has heard some illogical human conversations, but this one takes the cake. Now a series of oneshots. CH.2: Sideswipe discovers an interesting human tradition.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Sam travels to Hell to rescue Dean, but Hell isn't exactly like what we've all been led to believe - it is, however, rather familiar to anyone who owns a car. HA HA!

Sam has a gift. Ever since he was five he's been seeing giant robots. Some that are friendly and some that aren't. Now with the time of his visions approaching how's he going to help. Expeshally when he's stuck in the Tranquility Insane asylum.

Harry is the neglected twin of the BWL. He discovers in the Chamber of Secrets a whole new world of knowledge, power and vision. Inspired, he and his friends seek to bring back the times of the Mage and Warrior. Book 1 of the Blackwolf Trilogy. HG NL DHr

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

Harry has changed in order to survive his godfathers death. This leads to new situations that no one could have imagined. Adventure, intrigue, and everyday life have really taken a twist for Harry and co. Better summary inside.

2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it

AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.

In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.

.:Story Discontinued. Re-write in Progress and first chapter posted:.

Inspired by others thought I'd give a Stargate SG1 crossover with Harry potter a shot. Rated T just in case.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

As his sixth year begins, it is Harry's turn to keep secrets and lie to protect them. Severitus, with a twist. PreHBP. UPDATE: Full Chapter 12 FINALLY posted!

Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.

On Hiatus: HP-SG1 Crossover End of 5th yr. What could possibly bring these two worlds together? How about two special mirrors. Where does the boundary between Magic and Science begin? Is there a boundary? Two worlds and maybe more will find out

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...

Bumblebee buys a Furby, need I say much more? Humour attempt. Now with final chapter. Hehe bless their little cottons.

Tony is injured but no one knows how or why, Worse Tony himself is distinctly uncooperative, who or what is he covering for and why? Complete, epilogue added

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Halloween crossover. Xander dresses up as the Master Chief from Halo and gets in all sorts of trouble. Xander Faith pairing in later chapters. BTVS, Jurassic Park, Halo & SG1 crossover eventually.

MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.

Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.

AU A child's curiosity and an ancient artifact is never a good combination. As a child, Sirius Black was thrown into the future, thus he never became James Potter's best friend. He is however still fated to cross paths with another Potter. HP-Year1

Revised through chapter 6. Working on the rest. Harry never got on the Knight Bus. He followed after that black dog instead. Why? He doesn't know. Sirius then follows a young Harry back to school for the year.

Post 7th year. There are a lot of half baked theories about how Harry will kill Moldyshorts. I guess there should be enough room for one more.... The TRUTH more or less about the end of the Dork Lord!

Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.

CHAPTER 1 BETA READ AND REPOSTED... Having children out of wedlock is forbidden in the Wizarding World. But Harry didn't know or that he could get pregnant and now he has to try and support his baby girl, as a whore in London. MPREG, Slash, Prostitution.

Dean is trapped in a cabin, and in his mind. Complete.

Xander Harris gets more than a shiny new nickel after the events of the first fic in this miniseries entitled GODS of War: Ascension.

When Jim Ellison holds his own press conference to undue the damage done by his Guide's self sacrifice many other Sentinels discover who they are and what they are capable of becoming.

Harry needs help, and the one sent to the rescue is Snape. But what are Snape's true intentions? Help or Humiliation? : Finally Completed! 2 11 2007

Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Voldemort was after harry since he was 2. But harry has a brother, kevin, who is thought to be the one. Sirius neglects harry and takes more care of kevin. very angsty. no slash oh and there is a little dursley angst too. read please and review

On hold AU How would things have changed if the Dursley’s had gone from insulting Harry to hurting him? This story features Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, him making friends and facing challenges in the new and wonderful world. Warning: Child abuse

Buffy, Xander and Willow find themselves in a rather familiar situation. A Harry Potter crossover.

Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

A complete time travel story. Memory loss and the Maruaders. Sirius, Severus, and secrets. Harry meets the Maruaders sending him on a journey so he can finally find peace once and for all.

A wee!Winchester back story. There's something lurking under Sam's bed.

Tag on for Someting Wicked. While at Pastor Jim's, Dean starts down the painful road to becoming real.

5th year DR. When Harry returns from Hogwarts things have changed. Vernon Dursley is not the man he was. The Path begins. Thrust into Power as head of his Noble house because of Dumbledore's machinations, Harry learns that power comes in many forms.

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

AU, no HBP. Severus, still six years old, now lives with Dumbledore and Harry at Hogwarts. Sevvy must cope with being the youngest student ever, and the students must cope with a six year old potions master running around the castle.

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

Harry’s lost his parents, Sirius and any chance at a normal life because of a prophecy. Unfortunately the prophecy Harry was told isn’t the real one. Dumbledore changed it to hide the true savior at the expense of the Potters. Harry is about to find out.

What happens when Harry accidentally finds out what Dumbledore is planing for Harry to sacrifice in his life next. Harry draws his line in the sand. This far and no further! Harry versus Dumbledore! Features Veela Draco, implied slash.

After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

AU 5th yearHarry comes home from 4th year to find that numbers 3 and 5 across the stree have been bought out, and a mansion is in their place... so he decides to greet the new neighbors... with a JellO Mold...HPAddams Family xover, rating for safety.

WIP Slash DMHP Draco is partVeela and forces the bond on Harry? What will the Veela community have to say about it?

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

Harry potter has been thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, and then rescued by the strangest ppl. A journy to belong. AU begins at the end of fourth year, HPXmen evo crossover COMPLETE! Pre HBP

R for later chapters. (HarSev) Harry has defeated Voldemort at great personal loss and has fled the wizarding world. Circumstances force him to return and he must face all that he left behind, including his greatest enemy - and his greatest fear.

COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?

After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]

COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH

Naruto's spirit has broken. He hopes that he can be healed it he tries it all over again, but will he just end up broken once more. NaruHina

Daniel’s a late sleeper. And shares a tent off world with a certain Colonel. The results are inevitably troublesome. JDslash

Harry's in trouble and who comes to save him, Snape! Yes the dear old Potions Master. But soon they're both embroiled in a sea of uncertainty. What is the Star of Hope and how can it defeat Voldemort? Can the new family survive?

After Twilight, in which Kate lives, Director Morrow orders Gibbs' team plus Ducky and Abby into group therapy. Gibbs, of course, is less than amenable to the idea. Or to the doctor.

The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.

Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!

[COMPLETE] Yes, it’s a sequel. Harry becomes The Raven and gets bonded to Snape as his familiar. This time Harry gets to learn about Severus and his world. Hedwig takes him under her wing.

THE REAL CHAPTER 24 is up! Not long after Harry's fifth term he disappears, only to reappear a month later with a new mentor and friend. Now with Harry's new Powers and the help of Sirius, Remus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and all the Order members will Harry

Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE

Something weird is going on with Harry Potter and Severus Snape is going to figure what it is. This story contains child abuse, depression, and suicidal tendencies. Will eventually be slash.

WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.

AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.

It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.

AU! Harry is captured by the Death Eaters, and subjected to torture. Will the wizarding world ever be the same in Harry's eyes?

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

What do you do? who do you become? when pain is all you know. Harry must learn how to be human with the help of Severus snape, Draco malfoy, and what! Lucius Malfoy. Yup! REVIEW!

Unexpected and traumatizing events leave Harry in more danger than ever before. Severus Snape is reluctantly drawn into the fray. COMPLETE! Written before HBP! Not slash.

Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...

Sirius leaves Azkaban when Harry is just a baby. Will he steal Harry from the neglectful Dursleys? And if he does, will they be able to stay hidden? Especially with a wise Headmaster, a shattered werewolf and a very much alive traitor looking for them.

AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.

A single moment of distraction in third year means Harry doesn't notice the time turner - until he jumps and manages to spin it. He's sent back to his eleven-year old self, and doesn't remember... or does he?

COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

A month after Harry has pulled out of his Voldemort-induced coma, he goes missing. A grief-stricken Sirius Black struggles for hope, while everyone else struggles for answers. Sequel to NG, NF, aNLG. FINISHED

[REWORKED - COMPLETED]A twist on an old tale. Harry is part-veela, but he isn't exactly comfortable with his new heritage. Will be HDslash. r&r please.

AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...

Harry makes a deal to go back and fix what happened in fifth year. Fifth year and beyond. Au obviously

It is the summer between 5th and 6th year. Harry is mourning Sirius and it seems that the light side has a new plan just for him but is it for his good? Has Dumbledore suddenly decided to betray Harry and what could have driven him to do it? Everyone seem

An alternate James Potter and Sirius Black stumble upon the HP world we know, how will they react? Meanwhile, Voldemort has plans for Harry's fifth year.

An, as far as I have read, unused crossover between Stargate SG-1 and Harry Potter. ABANDONED! This story is staying online for sentimental value only.

(Rated for language) After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry decided to take a break from everyone. He just didnt expect to do it in his Animagus form. . .

Crossover with Harry Potter. Jack has a secret past that puts his friends in jeopardy. Final chapters added. Story Complete.

The order and Dumbledore are not letting up on Harry, one gift from his godfather allows him to become the ultimate Slytherin - with a Gryffindor heart. what to do when you have been living a lie - those who you love hold you in contempt?

SLASH - Seventh Year - Harry learns Malfoy is part Veela has chosen him to be his mate after denying himself since the age of 13. Now Malfoy begins a campaign to win Harry's love. Will he succeed?

An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash. New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.

(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.

discontinued Living with Sirius is exactly what he thought it would be. He hadn't taken into consideration that Azkaban might have affected him more than anyone could have imagined. Includes alcohol abuse and child abuse.

Going from when Harry was four to first year. What if the Dursleys were WAY abusive? What if Snape saved his life? What if...Harry was tossed into a competition BEFORE GoF? NOT for kiddies. Story is very big on abuse. ABANDONED

Harry is sick or being the wizarding world's scapegoat. He is sick of doing what is expected of him by others. Now the only thing that matters is what he wants, and he wants revenge. No pairing decision so far. No update, sorry.

AU What if Voldemort had killed Lily and James Potter but only attacked Harry 3 years later?At the age of 4, after defeating Voldemort, Harry is alone and scared and runs away. He is taken in by a herd of unicorns. Will he ever return to "his kind" again?

Severus Snape inadvertently gains a pet he doesn’t want, but he may know someone who does need it. If even Snape learns to share, can Harry learn to heal?

*ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED* All Harry wants is to be normal, but what you want isn't always what you need. Sometimes it takes an extreme act to get either. Add to that Death speaking in your mind, and something crying in the cupboard and things get a little weird.

Slash. Buffy tells Xander he's not needed anymore; he leaves Sunnydale and meets up with Logan at a bar. Chaos ensues.