OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE (Found on BlackSaint's Profile) Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. List Of User's To Watch Out For - Aardvark123 - In all seriousness, watch out for this guy. A male feminist and that's more than enough to be said for the sane human beings on here. (And if the jackass see's this, I'm not Earthen Youkai idiot. That was a stalker that kept following me everywhere. But what can we expect from a puppet?) Oh and FYI, based on what happened with the male feminist land whale on Twatter, Pumpkin Fright, this mook is most likely a hiding pedophile as well. Sefeia -Another coward you folks should watch out for as well as an attention desperate quitter. Edit: I suggest blocking him right away, he also likes to act like a cunt who can't take a hint. If you see it, he's also trying to put his fault on my shoulder's too and this is a guy who gets blocked from Discord server's almost constantly. One last thing, that "evidence" of his was me confronting him and he ran away like the SJW cunt he is by blocking me then trying to act tough by sending me weak messages I was unable to respond to. Reporting wouldn't matter in the long run but I suggest blocking those twits to avoid serious headaches and aggravation. And since those twits stalk my profile I have this to say too, continue being cowards. The both of you. You both are nobodies who stalk those who have an opinion and if it doesn't coincide with your fee fee's you stalk and stalk and harass (one of you being a puss quitter). I would also say for you both to say that crap to my face but I know cowards such as yourselves don't have the balls to do so, not now and not ever. And now someone, probably a "certain" someone, has stolen one of my name's. Real classy and I know what you are attempting with that. This site just gets more and more pathetic as days go by. So that means if you see AsashiTheInari, my now defunct name, it's not me. It's an SJW troll shithead that won't get a life. Edit: It doesn't matter how many alt accounts you make SJW, I ain't responding to you. Get a goddamn life. |
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