Hi, Names Cody, its a pleasure to meet you and I hope you like my stories. If you have any question about my stories just e-mail me and I'll try to get back to you.

My favorite animes are Naruto, Negima, Gunslinger Girl, Gundam(several different ones), Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic, Girls Und Panzer and many more.

My favorite books are Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and the Kane Chronicles.

quotes that I like.

'When the plan isn't working, insert option C-4' -Me

' "Thank you Captain Obvious" "Your welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm" '-Unknown

'If you had a brain cell for every head shot you'd only be stupid!'-evil Nazi scientist from COD Black ops Zombie mode.

'No touchy, I have Issue' Russian soldier from COD Black ops Zombie mode

'Murphy doesn't just hit you with a law, He smites you with a whole book of them at once'-Me

'A toast, to the nuclear bomb'-COD Black-ops

'If common sense ruled we wouldn't have a government'-Me

"failure is always an option" Adam Savage

The difference between the Courageous and Stupid? The Courageous are successful, The Stupid aren't.

The difference between Terrorists and Freedom Fighters? Freedom Fighters try to keep the Innocent out of their fights, Terrorists aim for them.

Happiness is a warm gun, Bless is a belt-fed, and Artillery is just plain orgasmic.

"if its stupid but it works it ain't stupid" The Mighty Jingles

"never corrected an enemy while he's in the middle of doing something stupid" The Mighty Jingles

Murphy's Law's

1. If it can go wrong it will go catastrophically wrong.

2. Peace = Reload

3. Any machine is a collection of parts working it close formation. it the mechanic's job to keep that formation as tight as possible.

4. In dangerous situations it is common for a persons backside to grip one's pants in an attempt to comfort its self, also known as the Suction Effect.

Addendum 1. The strength of the Suction Effect can be expressed by the following mathematical formula.

S(indicated air speed) H(height above ground) x I(# of incoming tracer rounds) % T(time left in the LZ).

There for it is not uncommon to hear people yell SH@T! when a high Suction Effect situation is occurring.

5. Murphy's law of Bravery: Bravery is necessary stubbornness.

6. Murphy's law of Courage: Courage is necessary stupidity.

My Forums

Plots&Tech Emporium for Gundam Seed

Negima Crossovers R Us for Negima

Gearhead's Garage for Girls Und Panzer

CHALLENGE SECTION:

I've recently had a pair of story ideas bouncing around my head and it's been messing with my ability to write. So I figured I'd write up the basic stats of each and see what y'all think or better yet I'll dare ya to try one of them. If you do try one please email me before you start and tell me were I can find it. tanks.

Jurassic park/lost world/Orochimaru's lost bio weapons lab. Kind of self explanatory, a team from Konoha is sent to investigate a mysterious island where they become trapped and most survive until a rescue can be organized. in this time they encounter around three different kinds of threatening creatures that push their Ninja abilities to the limit and almost spread to the rest of the known world.

Armageddon/end of the world. again basically self explanatory.

Negima/Naruto. After a read through of most of the stories descriptions on the Negima/Naruto crossover site, I have come to the conclusion that most stories on this site fall into one of three categories. Cat. one, the Entombed Super Naruto stories. Cat. two, The Cross Dimensional Hoppers, and Cat. three, Original Works.

In light of this I would like to throw a Challenge out to the current and aspiring authors of this site, see if we can't get a fourth category going. Below is a list of general guidelines that I used to write my story. I now offer them to all of you to use as you see fit.

1. The Elemental Countries most be easily accessible. annoying to access at times but easy.

2. Nagi Springfield and/or Evangeline A.K. Macdowell knew the fourth Hokage and his wife, who designated them as God parents of Naruto. But when Minato and Kushina died powerful forces in Konoha disregarded their wills and denied Nagi and Eva's guardianship of Naruto and worked to make Naruto loyal to the village by any means necessary.

3. Before they died Naruto's parents set up one or more marriage contracts for Naruto through out the magical and/or non-magical community. This story can be either single or a Harem.

4. The Dean of Mahora Academy helps Naruto's god parents get in touch with him by requesting Naruto for an undercover long term mission to protect class 3-A.

5. Naruto spends most of his time as Naruko to lessen the chances of him being discovered.

6. Naruto's presents results in both minor and major changes to the time line of events in Negima.

7. Konoha gets its comeuppance for its treatment of Naruto.

8. chapters most be 3,000 words or more please.

I have already written a story using these guidelines. If you would like to read it and get an idea of what I want it is call The Messed Up Mission.

Good Luck;)

Percy Jackson challenge

The basic premise of the story is a what if, namely what it Zeus wasn't king of the gods and what would the world look like.

So here's the main plot points.

1. Percy and Thalia get sucked into a dimensional rift while on their recuse mission in Maine along with Dr. Thorn. when they are finally spit back out they are in a total different dimension.

2. Percy and Thalia are found by a local(who lays a smack down on Thorn) and taken to their equivalent of Camp Half-Blood where they learn about the differences between this world and their own.

3. someone other then Zeus needs to be the ruler of the gods(I personally think it should have been Hestia) and their most also be noticeable differences in both the makeup of the council of the gods and in the way the gods act.

4. Percy and Thalia find a way back to their own dimension and stop Kronos in the end but they should also either return to that dimension or use what they learned there to make theirs better.

As some of you may have seen I'm mostly into Naruto, and Gundam(most of them). I also have a soft spot for Harry Potter, and magic/supernatural themes. I don't really care to much about Fluffy stories (but I do read some) and I tend to not even look at anything below a 'T' rating.

If you think Albus Dumbledore is a darker dark lord then Tom Riddle(Lord Voldemort)copy this and add your name. c0dy88,

If you think that there is a special level in hell reserved for child abusers copy and paste this to your profile and and your name; c0dy88

Fanfiction.Net is a great multiverse span! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile; KrspaceT, Crossoverpairinglover,c0dy88

As many of you probably know, FFN as started punishing it's writers by deleting their stories or even their entire profiles just because some goody two shoes readers started throwing hissy fits. If you think a Fan fiction site is ruled by the writers, copy and add your name. c0dy88

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP: We shall remember(I got this from Patriot-112)

According to the Sorting hat on I'm tied as either a Hufflepuff(58) or a Slytherin(58).

And I FIRMLY believe that Squirrels dominate the world and only let us live on charity(LOL!)

I'm sorry to say that do to FFN's persecution of its writers I will no longer be posting stories on this site.(P.S. I'm going to give FFN another chance because people have been begging)

Sorry to all those who are patiently (and not so patiently) waiting for the next Strike Wizard Arc, the plot squirrels have been particularly hyped up recently so work is going slowly but it is going. I would have something else for you to ready while you wait but FF is also not letting me make new stories...so eh please keep waiting patiently I'll make something work.