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Joined 12-17-10, id: 2660430, Profile Updated: 02-08-14
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Hellsing, Brütal Legend, Borderlands, Mass Effect, and Kuroshitsuji.

Name-Daniel/ Panda

Age-You don't need to know

Gender-I'm a guy

likes-well, anime (especially Naruto), Bleach and Inuyasha (sp?) even though I don't watch it much, and video games, especially shooters, and reading like Maximum Ride. I also like rock and metal music.

Dislikes-annoying people, people discontinuing good stories, and rap music...sorry people, but I can't stand it...and most all, I CAN'T STAND FREAKIN' YAOI...

Favorites
bands-Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, The Agonist, Ozzy, Skillet, Alice Cooper, Korn, and Bullet for my Valentine
books-Maximum Ride, Warriors, The Last Apprentice, and Hunger Games (except the third)
video games-Borderlands2, COD: Black Ops, Brutal Legend, Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3, and Soulcaliber V
anime-Naruto, Dragonball Z, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, and Bleach

This is a picture my sister (Not So Broken768) drew a while back. http:///art/Hypno-s-Lullaby-362669241

Go ahead and have a look.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia-Fear of long words (AHHH! :D)

Androphobia- Fear of males

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people

Venustraphobia-Fear of beautiful woman

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Sophophobia- Fear of learning (sometimes I wish I can have that phobia)

Scriptophobia-Fear of writing in public

Scolionophobia- Fear of school ( I sometimes wish I could have that phobia too)

Phronemophobia-Fear of thinking (poor person who has that phobia)

Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13 (or Friday the 13th)

My Mental Disorder rating
Paranoid-Moderate
Schizoid-High
Schizotypical-High
Antisocial-Low
Borderline-Low
Histronic-Low
Narcissistic-Low
Avoidant-Moderate
Dependant-Low
Obsessive-Compulsive-Moderate
Heres the URL for the test- http:///misc/personality_disorder_

If anyone reading this wants to use one of my OCs...please by all means do...just let me know and give me credit of creation...if you need a certain show I have some for Naruto, Avatar the Last Airbender, DBZ, Maximum Ride (obviously), and several others...so just let me know and I'll read it as well.

IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED I'D LIKE SOMEONE TO DRAW MY OC'S FOR ME...I WOULD, BUT I'M NOT ANY GOOD SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL. THANK YOU.

KitAoM-Imperator Luctus (Emperor Grief)

Name-Luctus

Looks-dark grey skin with black tribal marks on his arms and chest. Stands at about 6'7". He has bright yellow eyes with slit pupils. Has skeletal wings. There are also two horns coming from his head that go almost straight up. Also has claws.

Clothing-Wears a black trench coat with the army symbol on the back. No shirt. Dark tattered jeans and black combat boots with spiked toes. Has wrists wrapped in crimson cloth.

Personality-He is very sadistic but fights with a sense of honor. Likes to torment his opponent before killing them. He is very patient and will wait for an opponent to make the first move. He also practices a sacrificial style of worship.

Weapon-Uses a chain whip that is bright silver with a spiked tip and has blades running the length

Guitar-The Beginning-Has a tribal look to it. Looks to be put together from glass of many colors and shapes but is still symmetrical.

Solos-Will list in story

Army Name-Celati (The Hidden Ones)

Troops-List in story later

Special Notes-Speaks in latin sometimes (see army name) I will provide translations

Favorite Naruto Styles-time-travel (with powers retained)-Dark-Hanyo-Smart-Godlike-Mysterious apperance (no one knows its him)

Favorite Pairings:

NaruHina: My personal favorite

NaruSaku: Second favorite

NaruFemKyu: Close to second

NaruFemSasu: ONLY way I'll except this paring...no ifs ands or buts

FemNaruHina: What can I say

Bleach

IchiRuki: Just seems right to me

I would say some from others but I don't watch them enough...wish I did but I never remember them.

Least Favorite Pairings

ANY AND ALL YAOI-seriously like NaruSasu (great now I need to disinfect my laptop) Sasuke shoved a freakin Chidori into Naruto's chest...HOW DOES THAT SHOW ANY LOVE...truth be told Naruto should return the favor and shove a Grand Rasengon down Sasuke's throat...now thats a show...am I rambling again...sorry I just don't like Sasuke...the traitous idiot.

HinataXanyone other than Naruto

there are several more but I don't want to type them out...I'll start another long-winded rant

Good songs to base life on

If today was your last day-Nickleback

Gotta be somebody-Nickleback

Honor-Atreyu

With arms wide open-Creed

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai,Vert9411,TheDemonHokage, Anthurak The Chaos Lord, Alaster Warhaven, Already-Lost-It

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

9. Reason i joined the dark side? Because being evil is way more fun!!!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Soundtrack to my life:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits- "Blined in Chains" by Avenged Sevenfold

Waking up-"Nymphetamine" by Cradle of Filth

First day of school-"Tonight the World Dies" by Avenged Sevenfold

Falling in love-"Just another Star" by Bullet for my Valentine

Fight Song-"Who I am, Hates who I been" by Relient K

Breaking Up-"The Prison Song" System of a Down

Life is just...Ok-"American Idiot" by Greenday

Mental Breakdown-"Wish You Well" by Thousand Foot Krunch

Driving-"Poison" by Alice Cooper

Flashback-"Hearts Burst into Fire" by Bullet for my Valentine

Getting back together-"A Drug Against War" by KMFDM

Birth of a child-"Rebirthing" by Skillet

Wedding-"My way or the Highway" by Limp Bizkit

Final Battle-"Lotus" by Cage the Elephant

Death Scene-"New Divide" by Linkin Park"

Funeral Song-"Master of Puppets" by Metalica

End Credits-"Perfect World" by Simple Plan

Stolen from alltimelow777: Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you? Rip the System-KMFDM (huh)

2. Will I have a happy life? WWIII-KMFDM (wow I'm aparently starting the thrid world war)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Pizza Pie-System of a Down (wow just wow)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? War is the Answer-Five Finger Death Punch (Ahh...no)

5. How can I make myself happy? Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park (Uhh...okay)

6. What should I do with my life? Far Away-Nickleback (I got nothin now)

7. What is some good advice for me? Crossroads-Avenged Sevenfold (Find myself in a difficul situation...every day)

8. How will I be remembered? Tonight the World Dies-Avenged Sevenfold (cool)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Shadow of the Day-Linkin Park (problem is I dont dance...and this isn't a dancing song)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Never Gonna be Alone-Nickleback (but I'm alone now T.T)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Dead Bodies Everywhere-Korn (I see it)

12. What song will play at my funeral? God Hates Us-Avenged Sevenfold (Christians don't listen)

13. What type of men/women do you like? No One Gets Left Behind-Five Fingure Death Punch (sweet I'll take it)

14. What is my day going to be like? Say it Loud-Skillet (but I'm quiet)

15. What will tomorrow bring? No Pity for a Coward-Suicide Silence (ummm...okay no comment)

When was the best day ever in your ENTIRE life: Uhhh...I never really thought about it. Most of my days seem to be the same.

What's your favorite song:Pretty much anything by A7X or Serj Tankian (Lead singer to SOAD)

What are you listening to currently:Lets start a riot-Three days grace

Do you like someone currently:Yeah definatly

If you said yes, who is it: Sorry that's a secret

Schweppes or Canada Dry: Canada Dry since I've never heard of Schweppes

Did you notice that Justin Bieber is a lot like DYLAN: Oh my god you're right...Hahaha that's awesome one more reason for me to dislike them both.

Did you notice that "Friday" by Rebecca Black sounds a lot like "Baby" by Justin Bieber: Now that I think about it yeah...huh weird

Who'd you rather be, The Beatles or The Rolling Stones: Rolling Stones easily.

Do you own any weird nail polish colors: Uhh,no I don't wear nail polish

Converse or Nikes: Nikes...not to big on converse

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Who is.
2. Tall? Around 6'1"
3. In your pajamas? Not right now
4. Left handed? Nope...can barely do anything right with left hand

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Derek...
3. Person to text you: my mom...
4. Was today better than yesterday? Meh pretty much the same...I don't do anything anyway

FAVORITES:

1. Number: Lucky 13
2. Color(s): Black & Crimson
3. Fruit: Berries
4. Place: At home in my room...I'm a loner

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Not entirly
2. Are you happy? Meh...been better been worse
3. Are you sad? See above
4. Are you bored? Nooo...I'm doing this for fun (yay sarcasm)

6. Are you nervous? whats there to be nervous about

8. Are you tired? as of now no...(yay insomnia)

ABOUT YOU:

Real name? Daniel
2. Nick names? Danny. Panda(don't ask)...could go on and on
3. Eye color? Greenish brown i believe been awhile since I asked or looked
4. Zodiac sign? Gemini...yup and I almost had a twin too
5. Male or female? Depnds on what you mean...I'm a guy but I don't swing that way
6. Slut? Ahhh...no
7. Smart? I'm told I am...sooo maybe
8. Hair color? Dark brown
9. Long or short? Trying to grow my hair out
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans...its a 8:1 comparison
11. Phone or Camera? huh...I don't have a camera if that's whwt your asking but I have a phone
12. Drink or Smoke? Never done either and probably never will
13. Righty or lefty? Right-handed...

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Geoff
2. First crush? Can't remember...sorry
3. First pet? 2 cats-Frankie and Johnny
4. First big vacation? Fist one I can remember is DC...and virgina beach

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothin...just had dinner
2. Drinking? Just finished a can of Mnt Dew
3. I'm about to: Finish this then read some more...I'm grounded
4. Listening to? The Catalyst by Linkin Park
5. Plans for today? Don't have any...again I don't do anything

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Shorter...don't know why
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Personally...both I like spontaneousness (is that a word) but I don't want crazy...or do I...
3. Sensitive or loud? Loud just not too loud...keep up with me when I'm energetic...wich is surpisingly often
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship...thats a given for me

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? No...why would I
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yeah...on my face...I forgot I put them on
3. Ran away from home? No never saw a need to...pointless for me in reality...
4. Broken someone's heart? No...I've been single all my life
5. Been arrested? Cops been called on me once...didn't get in trouble though

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Meh...
2. Yourself? When I have to...
3. Heaven? I don't honestly know anymore
4. Santa Claus? Never was told he existed...so no
4. Love? Yes...I do...Weird for me but anyway...
5. Do you like someone? Contrary to popular belief...yes...not sayin who though
6. Do you believe in God? I don't this either...I'm religiously confused
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yup...why would I lie I got nothin to hide...or do I

elemental test!

.:FIRE:.
x You have a short temper.
x You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
xYou are very competitive.
xYou like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
xYou prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
xYou sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
xPeople have often called you insane.
Total: 7

.:WATER:.

xYou have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
xYou rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
xYou think before you act.
xYou are good at breaking up fights.
xYou are a good swimmer.
xYou like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

xYou are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
xYou don't mind getting dirty.
xYou form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
xYou could easily survive in the wild.
xYou care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
xYou rarely get depressed.
xYou aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

.:AIR:.

xYou have a free spirit.
xYou hate rules.
xYou prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
xYou hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
xYou are quite intelligent.
xYou tend to be impatient.
xYou are easily distracted.
xYou can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 7

.: DARKNESS:.

xYou spend most of your time alone.
xYou prefer nighttime over daytime.
xYou like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
xBlack is your favorite color.
xYou prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
xYou don't talk much.
You are atheist.
xYou don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

xYou are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.(sorry but I don't think its ever gonna happen)
xYou are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.
xYou always follow the rules.
total:3

1) Which IZ character are you most like?

Probably Zim. I dream big but something always has to go wrong before I get it done.

2) Which Tallest do you like better?

I have preference to Red. He just seems to no when things are more serious.

3) List your five favorite characters.

Zim, Gaz, Ms. Bitters, Dib, GIR

4) What is your favorite Tallest moment?

I can't really decide. I like almost all of their scenes.

5) Favorite Zim moment?

RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS...nuff said

6) Favorite Gir Moment?

It was me! I was the turkey all along!

7) Favorite Dib moment?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-whatever...end of ZIm Eats Waffles

8) If you could have one of your characters in the IZ world, who would it be?

Lyer

9) (According to last question) What would she/he do?

Basically scare everyone and shoot anything that annoys him. Then beat Gaz in videogames.

10) Last question...Lasers or Smoke Machines?

Lazers simply because they're awesome.

Quotes

I'd rather you hate me for everything I am, than have you love me for something I am not.-FFDP-Never Enough

You can not know the sweetnes of victory without first dwelling in the agony of defeat.-the Agonist-Business Suits and Combat Boots

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die

Sometimes I ask myself: Why did I bget up this morning

Mondays...what can I say.

Losing someone close to you...it's a wound that not even the best doctor can heal, a broken heart.

A pessimest is what an optimist calls a realist.

Why aren't there metal sporks...this confuses me.

You say freak...I say friend. You say freak...I say brother/sister.

What is this normal of which you speak...it sounds boring.

"I've got a gun, you've got a gun. Lets write a tragic ending."-FFDP-Hate me

Welcome to High School, we bleed drama!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn.

Solder: Bridge are you immune.
Coach: We are NOT infected.
Solder: Negative bridge, are you immune. Have you encountered the infected.
Coach:Encountered! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other part I do not recognize! We are immune as SHIT!!
Solder to coach on L4D2 end of parish

You can only achieve strength by first accepting your weaknesses

Seek the enemy of your enemy and you will find a friend

Quote the Raven. "Nevermore."

So what if I'm crazy at least I'm at ease with the world.

People only accept what they believe and perceive that as truth and fact

Sanity is but a lie...we are all our own type of insane just some more-so than others

This planet is clouded over in mischief, mayhem, war, famine, and disaster...so I ask why do we let it continue?

How can you justify war...hard to the bigger picture behind all the nameless bodies and broken families that are left to the elements.

Through the dust and smoke of war is the answer for true peace. Everyone just is sees different things because of the dust and smoke.

Now don't dissapoint me...or I'll make you wish you could die.-GLaDOS-Portal 2

Ask not for whom the bell tolls...it tolls for thee.

Todays justice is unjust.

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Stupidity did and curiosity was blamed.

Ain't no rest for the wicked.-Ain't no rest for the wicked-Cage the Elephant

Always forgive your enemies, but remember thier names.-John F. Kennedy

Any man can handle opposition. To truly test a mans character, give him power.-Abraham Lincoln

I'm too weird to live, but much too rare to die.-Bat Country-A7X

War is just civilization commiting suicide.

Live like it's your last day, for tomarrow isn't promised.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

We are assassins...nothing is true. Everything is permitted.-Ezio Auditore-Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

When life hands you melons...you might be dislexic.

They say all beauty must die. I say it just moves on.-A7X-Save Me

"Sweet mother, sweet mother. Send your child unto me for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."-Black Sacrament-Skyrim

"Never assume. Assuming makes an ass out of you AND me."-Alice-Cell

"Alright I've been thinking. When life hands you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW HOW I AM? I'M THE GUY THAT'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *cough* *cough*-Portal 2 Cave Johnson Lemon Rant

"Had to be me...someone else would have gotten it wrong." Mordin-Mass Effect 3

"Why is that whenever someone says 'with all due respect' they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"-Ashley Williams-Mass Effect

"Time to nut up, or shut up"-Tallahassee-Zombie Land

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask if honor matters. The silence is your answer."-Javik-Mass Effect 3

Javik: "The most primitive species of my cycle now rule the galaxy. The Humans, Asari, Turians..."
Liara: "There's also the Salarians."
Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they are amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies."

"From that day forward, my arm changed, and a voice echoed: power, give me more power. If I become a demon so be it. I'll endure the exile. Anything to protect her."-Nero-Devil May Cry 4

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and you look forward to the trip.

"A man chooses. A slave obeys."-Andrew Ryan-Bioshock

"Burn his house down! Burning people he says what we're all thinking!"-POTAToS-Portal 2

"Walk softly, but carry a big stick."-Theodore Roosevelt

Be like Mario-Italian, made by Asians, looks mexican, speaks English, jumps like a black man, and collects coins like a jew.

"Good news everyone!"-Professor Farnsworth-Futurama

"Say what you want. Take your shots. Setting me free with one more kick in the teeth."-Papa Roach-Kick in the Teeth

Mixing comedy and tragedy is still has a sad ending

"She'd sworn to me vows in fragrant blood 'never to part lest jealous heaven stole our hearts.' Then this I screamed 'Come back to me I born in love with thee so why should fate stand inbetween?"-Cradle of Filth-Her Ghost in the Fog

"Fear and pain may acompany death, but it is desire that shepherds is certainty as we shall see..."-Cradle of Filth-Her Ghost in the Fog

"I don't need luck. I have ammo."-Grunt-Mass Effect 3

"When life hands you lemons...go murder a clown."-Festus Krex-Skyrim

"Apologies, but when Claptrap speaks I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one."-Sir Hammerlock-Borderlands 2

"Counting down...10, 9, (rocket goes off)...I got bored."-Tiny Tina-Borderlands 2

"If they don't like it, they can go to hell."-Tali-Mass Effect 2

Momento Mori-Remember that you must die

E pluribus unum-Out of many, one

Carpe diem-Seize the day

Veni Vidi Vici-I came, I saw, I conquered

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."-Garrus-ME2 (birth of a MEME)

"I believe that they are free, because that they believe that they are free, because I believe that they are me."-Serj Tankian-Harakiri

"You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler."-Sebastian--Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

"I guarantee you won't go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead."-Sniper-Team Fortress 2

"If you were from where I am from, you'd be fuckin' dead."-Scout-Team Fortress 2

"Aw, there gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL!"-Demo-man-Team Fortress 2

"I was never on your side."-Spy-Team Fortress 2

"For example: How do I stop some mean mother-hubber from tearing me a new structurally superfluous new behind? The answer use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."-Engineer-Team Fortress 2

"Zat was doctor assisted homicide!"-Medic-Team Fortress 2

"CRY SOME MORE!"-Heavy-Team Fortress 2

"Huddahuddaha!"-Pyro-Team Fortress 2

"MAGGOTS!"-Soldier-Team Fortress 2

"Being an assassin is more of a tactical choice than a lifestyle."-Zevron (Dragon Age: Origins)

"Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!" -Alucard--Hellsing Abridged

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

I am a proud supporter of NarutoxHinata pairing in Naruto

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Aaa222xx, Angelito soldado,'Kage Bijuu', Alaster Warhaven, Already-Lost-It

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.

If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAGH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381,Kauzi, The Infamous Man, Already-Lost-It

Join the We Hate Uchiha Group!! If you hate the Uchiha from Naruto then we have a spot open for you! If you wish to join copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list:
Already-Lost-It

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.


If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men(or newspaper people) for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (RAP SUCKS!... had to get that out of my system)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-98 percent of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 percent that wants to punch them, put this on your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf, Snowing Petals, InuyashasEars, Loverofallthingschocolate, Lupanari, God of the Funky White Chicken, Already-Lost-It

I'd be this boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, CrimsonDeath1,9meangirl,kiuibi123,raingirl777, Already-Lost-It

If you have ever read someones profile just for the "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever made one of those"copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Masashi Kishimoto screwed up the Naruto: Shipuuden, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too your profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

Survey Questions:

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto Hinata Gaara Kushina

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina hands down

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? refuse to answer

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Ahh...no

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Couple of the volumes, some of the cards, few games

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina obviously

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Can I say neither? If not then SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? New team seven...you know with Sai...or pre-shippuden

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi) I guess he is Obito then...he needs to make up his mind

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? DUH!!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara/Itachi/Tobi (before Itachi died)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Never did care much for him...now I despise him

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No want to but I keep forgetting

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not even close

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah.

17. Sub or dub? Subs...dubs can confuse me

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Little of both. Hated her pre-shippuden but now shes fine

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny before Itachi's death...annoying as all get out after words

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Who doesn't

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? No comment

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Uhh...I can see anyone like that

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Little of both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? A crazy Hinata

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Look at my faves then ask that question

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Planning more

27. Do you like lemons? Most stories I read have them...so whatever

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not much

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Seen a little of it but haven't seen it all

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Which ones?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Idk...maybe

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I can't draw...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No I broke because of gas prices

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hahaha...um...maybe

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Ahh...no...definitely not

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. As I said I can't draw

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? O.o uhh...no

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah...a lot of them

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No not really

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

No I'm not like that

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Meh saw it coming

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

See number one

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

R-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Nah

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Not hysterically but I laughed

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Meh

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No because I saw that coming too

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy...gotta like the blind pyro

10. Do you like Jeb?

Not really...see The Swarm ch.6

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

It was odd to say the least

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Definalty...

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Meh...Nudge I can understand but Angel needs to get over herself

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Schools out-Forever: I just like that one

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Me against the world-Simple Plan

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yeah actually

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

Jeb...why not

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Nah

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Too short among other things

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Personally prefer MIGGY

Future Projects

I've been asked to write a Naruto/Bleach crossover. I will do this...however I still need to get caught up in Bleach since I haven't seen all of it yet.

I'm planning another story as well. A Last Apprentice story where Tom is raised by Grimalkin instead of the Spook. How would Tom be different.

You must be really bored to read all of this...that or you didn't read any of it.

*sigh* god my profile is long...well if you read all the way through this then...CONGRAGA-FREAKIN-LATIONS you win...nothing. Enjoy the stories/story

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A Change of Heart by OrionSmithArchive reviews
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Huntsmen and Huntresses. Fighters who protect the world or Remnant from the Creatures of Grimm. Naruto, a huntsman in training will find his role in the battle against beasts at Beacon Academy. Rated M to be safe. Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,359 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Team RWBY, Velvet S., Coco A.]
The Fate We Choose (Hope's White Rose Week 2019 Collection) by HopeOfMorning910 reviews
It should have been a quiet evening. Instead, Weiss finds herself ambushed by a team of vampire hunters and chased through the city. When chance brings her to a rather cheap-looking apartment building, she is saved by the most unexpected individual—a silver-eyed young woman with secrets abound. Who is she? What is she? And why do the mysterious fae seem to favor her?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 121,166 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/9/2019 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Winter S.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 114 - Words: 1,282,871 - Reviews: 5865 - Favs: 9,386 - Follows: 9,785 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Anko M.
How I Took Down A Goddess by KnightCommander94
My name Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lan al-Amir Andreyevan, or Moze for short… and this is how I took down a Goddess. A love story about a Gunner and a Goddess.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,274 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/20 - Moze
Famous For a Reason by StasisRage reviews
Ruby Rose, veteran huntress, is returning to Beacon for a short visit. Beacon is abuzz in anticipation for one of the strongest huntresses on Remnant to visit. Blake might harbor a little more than respect or admiration for The Reaper. Weiss might have a little too much admiration for the legendary huntress. Yang just plays pranks too much. Older!Ruby/Ladybug. M for future chapters
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,518 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/17/2018 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
White Fire by LoveAndWar1337 reviews
He was born with the white sun in his right hand. He was raised by Sages and a Lord. They believed him to be blessed by their god, Agni. One thing was for sure, the world would never be the same again. Reincarnated Naruto/Firebender Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,560 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Naruto U., Aang, Zuko, Azula
Naruto Rose the Champion of Light by redlox2 reviews
Naruto died of old age but was given a new chance as a silver eyed twin of Ruby. He accepted only to find himself learning having a family in his first life is nothing like growing up with one in his second one. WARNING: Incest (his sisters), harem. infrequent updates
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,456 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 10/4/2019 - [Naruto U., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Pyrrha N.]
Love of the League by alchemists19 reviews
One shots featuring Naruto with various girls from the League. Will Naruto get the love he deserves with each girl or will he run from the hills from the angry men of the League.
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,039 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Naruto U.
A Rose in Pain by Kagashira reviews
After being abandoned, betrayed, and seen as a brat by her team, Ruby Rose completely cuts ties with her former friends to focus on conquering her weaknesses and to become the strongest Huntress in all of Beacon. Will this be the end of her friendship with Weiss, Blake, and Yang?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
A Contest For A Rose? by A Ruby Red Rose reviews
This was a group RP, Done in the team RWBY dorm. Now I am still new to this so surely I will get better. But this is the RP shifted into story form. I did not edit much from the original version just. Put them together so they make some sense. If it's bad. I know. But! Please enjoy I hope some people enjoy it. Though boring first chapter it will pick up!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Legend of Naruko by mlaluciano96 reviews
Chapter 6 will start the rewrite! Naruko makes two friends early on in her life, Kyubi/Kurama and Hinata. Watch as these early bonds greatly change her life, and that of those around her! Naruhina with a few twists. Lesbian Fic! Smart Naruko! Strong Naruko! Strong Hinata! Medic Hinata! Good Sasuke! Responsible Kakashi! Other pairings not decided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/28/2018 - [Naruko U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Soul Unbound by Sybaen reviews
Ruby's dream has always been to escape her bonds; to leave behind the shackles of her disabled body and become a huntress like her mother. One fateful day while visiting her sister in Vale, the opportunity to make her dream come true is laid before her. All she must do is accept this strange girl's offer… and sacrifice everything in exchange. (MHA-esque AU) (White Rose) (Bumbleby)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/29 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Second chances by FlameXFullmetal reviews
The 4th war had ended, but the price had been too high. Now at the end of their rope, and with nothing to lose and everything to gain, can Sasuke and Naruto repair the damage before it can be done or are some things meant to happen without reason? Naruto/Hinata Sasuke/FemHaku rated m for language. Smart/Strong Naruto. (may seem godlike but isn't) Good Sasuke. Familial Kyubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 159,795 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Haku]
Nora's a Mommy! by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
Nora, while rummaging around in the Beacon Academy kitchen for a late night snack, finds something in the cupboard that changes her whole life. (NEW cover drawn by Koniak007, full image on Deviantart)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,929 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Naruto U., Nora V.
50 Days of White Rose by IceCreamProphet reviews
Inspired by a 50 day writing challenge I saw on Tumblr, I decided to write 50 short drabble fics on each day's prompt that focused on the OTP of OTPs, White Rose. Some are sweet, some are lewd, some are dramatic, but they are all White Rose.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/13 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Acceptance by Danny vs A Month reviews
Zoey is separated from the others, and left at the mercy of a horde, a Tank, and a Hunter. But the most unlikely savior in history happens across her. But who really saved who?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,050 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Zoey, Witch]
Rookie 8 Plus 1 by Sadistic One reviews
Naruto received a scholarship to attend the prestigious Senju Academy. This is a one and a lifetime opportunity for him, but he's homeless and poor. The students constantly pick on him, however a group known as the Rookie 8 comes along to protect him. However, it doesn't stop him from attempting suicide. After waking up for a coma- Full Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Shogi: Shepard vs Reapers by Veleriphon reviews
What if... Shepard was actually a tactician, not just a combatant? Shep isn't known for sitting back and watching. How would this change the series? How would the crews react? Starts in Mass Effect 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 6/12/2019
To Adapt or Die by TheSilverboar reviews
Three. That was all Duncan was able to find in his last sweep for recruits to stop the coming blight. A banished Dwarven princess, a human noble who barely escaped a massacre, and a city elf who would have otherwise hung for the crime of defending his wife. Maker pray that they are what Ferelden, and all of Thedas, need in the coming days.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2019 - [Cousland, Bethany H.] Tabris, Aeducan
I killed you, can I get a kiss now? by StarShootingBird reviews
Chara woke up, not in their room, but on a bed of golden flowers down in the Pit. There's a human child sitting next to them, so this obviously could only mean one thing: Human invasion. So, they'll just murder the child, go home and make sure mum, dad, and Asriel are all okay. It's not like they woke up years in the future where they've been dead the whole time, right? [Charisk]
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,675 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Chara, Frisk]
The Legacy of Naruto Dreemurr by Awesome Ten-Tails reviews
All that Naruto has known has been pain and loneliness, The Kyuubi knowing the way Naruto was treated he would most likely lose his sanity so he decided to send Naruto to another dimension where he could live a better life but when he gets there, Naruto makes new friends and enemies and gains a powerful soul. on hiatus sorry
Crossover - Naruto & Undertale - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 5/25/2019 - [Naruto U., Frisk, Chara]
A Raven's Sage by theQuietSage reviews
During his final clash with Sasuke, Naruto is thrown into the dimensional void. To save his partner, Kurama manages to open a portal to a dimension frozen in time. - Raven was not having a good birthday. Having accidentally frozen time and being chased by Robin's resurrected foe, an unexpected ally appears. Will he be able to help her stop her father?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,853 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 8/22/2019 - [Naruto U., Raven] Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Wielder of Nuibari by Greg1234567 reviews
Despite defeating Naruto, Sasuke is brought back to village by Kakashi. Naruto leaves Konoha and finds sanctuary in Kiri where he finds a cave belonging to one of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist, and the legendary blade Nuibari. Can Naruto master the deadly weapon? What happens when he returns to Konoha? How will he deal with his old team? Can he ever find love? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,462 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 4,012 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
When a Ruby is shattered by Acoustic Ghost reviews
For the last several months the WBY of RWBY have neglected their young leader and teammate Ruby Rose. Now close to the point of breaking down emotionally, Ruby has chosen to go a different route. If she can't be the best team leader and teammate, She'll be the Best Solo Huntress ever!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - [Ruby R., Nora V.] Team RWBY
Brunswick Farms by Ree-Dur-Old reviews
When his farm starts losing money, Bartleby Bruns comes up with an idea to lower the cost of the huntsmen protecting them, read about the following days from the journal of the young boy living there.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Roman T., Neo
The Lucky Branwen by Shinobi of Greed reviews
When Raven left Taiyang and Yang she didn't leave by herself. She took her eldest child and Yang's twin brother with her. Flash forward seventeen years into the future, a tribe raised Naruto decides to meet his two sisters. Though is beacon ready for another headstrong Branwen?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,765 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Naruto U., Nora V.]
Naruto: Bound by Tails by Captain-Stumbles reviews
Naruto AU: Ino's clan is wiped out by a masked man and Naruto makes it just in time to save her from her demise. This leads to Naruto ultimately bunking with the young Yamanaka, getting to know each other and becoming good friends. Due to Naruto and Ino's friendship, she is placed on team seven with Sasuke and Naruto. NaruIno, Smart(er)!Naruto, ANBU!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,357 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Big Brother by LoveAndWar1337 reviews
It all started out as a normal day, until Yang gets a call saying that her big brother is coming to Beacon for a visit. (Twoshot)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 743 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Yang X.L.
This Silence is Mine by NeonZangetsu reviews
"There can be no silence without sound. Nor can there be sound, without silence. And this silence is mine. So is he. MINE." A strange event launches Alma Wade into the Elemental Nations, uniting her, with one who shares her pain. This world will know fear. It will know terror. It will know the horror that is love. A new chapter of F.E.A.R. unfolds. NarutoxAlma! Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Naruto & F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 5/29/2019 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Naruto U., Alma W.
War For Ruby's Heart by ww2killer reviews
In the world of Remnant there's one thing everyone agrees on. Ruby Rose is a brave, strong, and fearless leader, taking out grimm in a blink of an eye and caring for anyone in need. But unknown to her there are some that see her more then just a "Leader".
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2019 - Published: 2/10/2019 - [Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Ruby Rose, The Empress of Death by Acoustic Ghost reviews
Ruby Rose suffered in silence after her accident that took her legs, her sister, her friends and her girlfriend away from her. The only thing that kept her sane was the game Yggdrasil. Now with the game coming to an end and one of the only ways she can look at her friends, her sadness is creeping in. Overlord Crossover in Idea
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019 - [Ruby R., Team RWBY] Team JNPR
Reading of The Deadly Nightshade by OCmaniac reviews
After seeing so many others do this I figured why not me right? Team RWBY is reading a story about their others live and see whats going to happen next.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,396 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Naruto U., Team RWBY
For Better or Worse by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Naruto and Temari are married for the alliance between their villages. She tries to understand her damaged husband while he tries to keep her as happy as possible. Good luck. Too bad most of the villagers are against them, making them greater pariahs. Thankfully and unfortunately, Naruto will do ANYTHING for his family, even make deals with devils. SasuxSaku-council-others bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,381 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Temari]
Toxic love by scarface101 reviews
Love can be a powerful thing. It can drive people to make tremendous sacrifice, or give them strength beyond the sum of their parts. But there are also some kinds of love... that can be dangerous. Such as a mother's love. Naruto x Harem. (Will try to keep at 15 minimum, 20 max.) Warning: Some bashing. (Will try not to be a huge focus. Fair warning given.) (On Hiatus. May rewrite.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,686 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 1/11/2019 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kushina U.
Master of Jiongu by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 206,744 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 5,386 - Follows: 5,803 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū] Kushina U.
Anything for you by imboredplshelp reviews
Slight Au: Azula had lost everything, willingly given up everything she had just for a chance for praise. Than, when she failed she was thrown away, like a broken toy. So she lost her will, her spark. Thus, when given just one miracle, she treasures it with all her might and doesn't let go. Ps: no clue what im doing reviews are appreciated
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,777 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 1/27/2019 - Naruto U., Azula
Just Sing by Drag0n5on reviews
"Just be confident in your self Ruby," Naruto encouraged. "And if that's not enough," Ruby asked as she looked at her feet. "Then do just what I do," Naruto stated with a chuckle. "What's that," Ruby asked looking up at him. Naruto gained a twinkle in his eyes as he looked at her. "Just sing,"
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,732 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 3/25/2017
Bring Down The Sky by NeonZangetsu reviews
What lies beyond the sky? What stars and different races await beyond the precipiece of our vision? Unfortunately, he's about to find out what awaits us beyond the starry sky. The hard way. NarutoxJackxTali! Co-Written by myself and Uzumaki Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,563 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Naruto U., Tali'Zorah, Jack, Shiala
Fire & Ice by NeonZangetsu reviews
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do these things; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,770 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Naruto U., Anna, Elsa
Shattered World by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
This story had been discontinued, any who wish to continue it or take parts from it are free to do so.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,671 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 4,525 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Naruto U., Blake B., Pyrrha N.] Neo - Complete
Every Rose has thorns by Celestial-pricess reviews
Ruby Rose, she is a famous actress, as beautiful as a Rose. Nobody knows anything about her private life or where she came from. But every Rose has thorns, And those thorns are there to protect the beautiful flower.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/12/2019 - Published: 5/15/2018 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
A Mote of Possibility by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Nine ways the Mighty Nein did not meet Caleb and Nott.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Complete
Demon's Life with Monster Girls by D-nasty reviews
After being banished for bringing their precious Uchiha beaten up, Naruto with his girlfriends left Konoha and the Elemental Nations for a better life. But what if after three years their past comes to catch up to them. Now they have to worry about Konoha, the Akatsuki, and other forces that wish to do them harm. Oh and they have to deal with monster girls too. Demon life, right?
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,557 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Miia
The Unforeseen Anomaly by Gone Wanderlust reviews
"A race of gargantuan, sentient machines coming to wipe out all life in the galaxy...?" Kurama questioned incredulously inside his mind, "That is certainly a new one." Naruto Uzumaki grinned widely at the redhead standing in front of him. "You know what it sounds like to me?" he replied to the demon, a wild excitement coursing through his veins. "It sounds like a challenge."
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Naruto U., J. Garson
Naruto: Tornado of Souls by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and RWBY. Starts during the Chunin Exams and takes place in the Naruto universe. Main Characters are Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata/Cinder Fall, Blake Belladonna and Pyrrha Nikos. See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 222,401 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
It's Still You by Painful Parody reviews
It's you! And matter what happens, no matter what everyone says, no matter what we all expect to happen in the future, no matter what ALREADY happened, it doesn't matter. Because in the end, despite everything, It's still You. Frisk travels through the underground, with a disembodied voice hitchhiking through their mind.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,243 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [Frisk, Chara]
A Grimm Rose by Sani2341 reviews
We all know Ruby Rose, a young girl with dark red hair and silver eyes, wearing a red cloak, the hood of which covers her wolf like ears and Grimm like face. What not the Ruby Rose you were thinking about? Well then read on and find out what else changes because Summer got thrown into a spawning pool while pregnant. [AU, HalfGrimm!Ruby]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,467 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Team RWBY
Pressed Petals (Flowerfell) by Master Nenva reviews
"Knock knock. Who's there? Flower. Flower you today, sweetheart?" - - - - - In Underfell, Frisk awakens with only a paranoid flower to guide her. He claims everyone is out to kill her. She thinks otherwise. Surely Sans has good, or Toriel, or Papyrus. Unfortunately for her she only has a set amount of respawns to do it before the flowers take her back.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Frisk, Sans, Flowey - Complete
Of Foxes and Rose Petals by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
An accident occurred during the fight at the Valley of the End and Naruto has been sent to another world... and he's not quite human! Is Remnant ready for the Uzumaki prankster? Hanyou/Naruto, Fox Faunus/Naruto, Strong/Smart/Semi-Insane/Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,077 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/12/2018 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reading Naruto : Tornado of Souls by DanialArceus reviews
When the two teams of RWBY, the Rokudaime and his wife and the OTP couple of Naruto series are in a room, you know stuff is about to go down. Rate and Review please, no flames. Add this is reading communities. Subscribe to me at www. youtube. com /channel /UCpOpXAVHytdNvcZLwdjkBMA
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 127,730 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 12/6/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Blake B., Pyrrha N.]
Silver Wolf by xXIyra16Xx reviews
Weiss Schnee was never interested in things other than dancing and singing, yet here she was sitting in front of her computer watching music videos obsessing over a young, talented Violinist wearing a silver wolf mask, who is the girl behind the mask. Read and find out. RWBY belongs to Monty Oum, songs mentioned in this fic belong to Lindsey Stirling, Modern AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 2/3/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Reading: Veritas Aequitas by Engineer4Ever reviews
Guess who's branching out with readings? This guy! So come on and enjoy the story of Veritas Aequitas in true Reading fashion as I have the cast of Team RWBY and JNPR watch this crazy AU fanfic. Enjoy!
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 308,688 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 10/24/2015
Goodbye to a World by smokenfirefanfics reviews
The human destroyed everything he cared for. Determined to make things right, Underswap!Papyrus devises a plan to correct everything. However, things make an unexpected turn once he lands himself in the Post Pacifist timeline of the Classic Universe. Unable to return home, US!Pap must adjust to life on the surface as well as the classic alternatives of the monsters he once loved.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Grillby
Naruto the Huntsmen Reborn by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Timelines, Universes, Space and Time collide, OH MY!
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,540 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Naruto U., Velvet S., Neo, Team RWBY
A Silver-Eyed Girl's Godly companion by Mister Unorthodox reviews
Naruto, after obtaining the gift of godhood, landed in a somewhat similar land to his own. After all he'd gone through in the past, he decided that he'd enjoy this new chance while helping people along the way and messing with fate. A lot. NarutoXRuby. Rated M. It's my first story, so please excuse my grammar.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,903 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Ruby R., Naruto U.] - Complete
Warped Saves by KyraTheTenshi reviews
Frisk regretted what they had done, so they RESET... But someone wanted to stop them... Now, Frisk has Magic... What will they do? *Female frisk, Magic!Frisk, Non-Evil Chara* Reboot of a old story
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 5/5/2018
STRQ Watches RWBY by ShadowTomes reviews
Characters watch the series.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Ruby R., Summer R., Team RWBY, Team STRQ
Naruto the Deadly Nightshade by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Sometimes meetings between people are fated to happen, and sometimes it takes manipulating from powerful sources to make people meet each other.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,759 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Naruto U.
The Akira-te Kid — An Akira Satou Fan Route by CozyRavioli reviews
Transferred to a new school for the disabled, Hisao learns to cope with his heart problem and falls in love with a physically impaired girl in the process... At least in most routes. In this one the crippled chicks just stress him out, and a certain blonde lawyer offers to mentor him. But what happens when the apprentice becomes attracted to his new life coach? Sweep the leg.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Hisao N., Akira
PTA Undertale One-Shots by UndiscoveredSpecies reviews
PTA Undertale is the best thing that's ever happened to me. A series of semi-connected one-shots, requests welcome. Enjoy monster shenaniganery and no undue amounts of sass.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Shizuka, Kin T.]
Mask Off: A Molly Route by path was taken reviews
A pseudo-route about Molly Kapur, a student who sits in front of Hisao. Story begins as an alternate to the "Cold War" scene.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Hisao N., Molly K.
Friends and Lovers by ChrisSoAnime reviews
Friends for Life? That's what they thought... but what happens when they start a new life outside of Honnouji? That's when the whole "besties" takes a far sweeter turn... Rated M for Lemon and Stuff.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 11/1/2017 - [Ryuko M., Mako M.]
Resurrected Roses and Reginited Flames by The Winged Merchant reviews
What if during the fall of Beacon, Ruby and Yang fell and were given a second chance. They were restored in the Underground and now only have one week to change their fates alongside the fates of millions. Join them in their quest to save the world they once called home and their past selves from themselves. Spoilers for RWBY Volume 3 and Undertale. (OP Yang, OP Ruby, & OP Summer)
Crossover - RWBY & Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Team RWBY, Team JNPR] Summer R., Undyne
The Return of Scorpion by Trooper0007 reviews
During his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto stumbles upon a cave that contains a message from Hanzō Hasashi. Now with the powers of hellfire at his disposal, he must defend his realm from threats from that are beyond his wildest dreams. It look like the Akatsuki are the least of his problems now...
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Jade, Kitana, Skarlet]
Saiyan Shinobi by Alphamon Burstmode X reviews
During his training for the Chuunin Exams, Naruto discovers the past of his family and gains power that has been lost to the world for a long time. Join our young hero as he lives up to the legacy of two of the mightiest warriors that the Universes have ever known. Goku and Vegeta. (Rated for fight scenes and maybe some stuff later.) (Naruharem) (Fem Sasuke, Garra and Kyuubi)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] Karin U.
Reading Naruto the New Moon Rabbit by TheChefSHIPWRECK-5897 reviews
Sequel to "Reading Naruto the moon rabbit"
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,773 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 1/31/2017
Speechless by FidgetyFerret
Hisao Nakai is twelve when he loses what's him dearest, that and the ability to speak. Without a voice, he struggles to be heard until he transfers to Yamaku High. There he meets someone. Someone he can relate to, somebody who understands him. They become close and the question is; will they get even closer?
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2018
Does This Make Me a Necrophilliac? by Mattricole reviews
It had been three years since the dead rised once again. Only one year since she died. And yet she managed to keep it, whatever it was, that made her human. "So, uh...Would it be weird if I said you're kinda hot?" Weiss felt the answer should be yes, but her heart said otherwise.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Veritas Aequitas by BonesBoy15 reviews
Truth and Justice, two words that are forever intertwined after they were first brought together. Beacon Academy, a place where the future Hunters and Huntresses are trained to fight the evil Grimm. However, this isn't your average high school, and these aren't your average students. Look out Beacon, Naruto Uzumaki's coming for ya. Rated T for humor and mild scenarios.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,443 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Yang X.L.] Haku, Team RWBY
A Reason To Hate by WhoIsThisDamnAuthor reviews
"Shall we...give them a reason to hate us?" Aizen Sosuke, Uzumaki Naruto. Are they polar opposites, or more similar than we think? World : Naruto, with heavy influences and indications to the existence of the Bleach universe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,358 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., S. Aizen
A Human Monster by pain17ification reviews
What makes a monster? Is it how they look? How they act? How they live? Being called one is never a good thing; but it just might be the perfect thing to help a lonely boy find "fellow Monsters" to accept him. See the story of the Human Monster. Naruto/Tionishia
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Naruto U., Tionishia] Killer Bee
Sentinel by NeonZangetsu reviews
War leads to death. Death leads to destruction. Destruction leads to nothingness. Nothingness leads to emptiness. A disillusioned force finds refuge in the most unlikely of places and thus, the ultimate entity is born. A guardian of days long past. A Sentinel, to watch over civilization. NarutoxTalixEDI! Harem Character death, Romance, angst. Rewriting due to Bioware.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,458 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, EDI
Reading Naruto The Huntsmen Reborn by Oshiga Lucis Bahamut reviews
Team RWBY and some others are forced to stay in a room and read about their lifes in a different time line and dimension how would they react when they see how things are like on that world compared to their own? Reading story made with fairy tail dragon slayer permision (FTDS) Hope you enjoy it.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Team RWBY
Naruto the Monster by HaretaSora reviews
Naruto died young as a kid due to neglect and Kushina is broken because of it. Determined to correct her mistake and be the mother she was supposed to be she goes as far as to go deep in the forbidden section of the Uzumaki seal archive. Not only does her seal revive her son but unknowingly also draws in a power lingering outside the border of existence into him. Challenge! Harem
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Alexander, Alucard, Naruto U., Kushina U.
The New Team Seven by Lord.Davinci reviews
"If you wish to lead this village, you will lead this team." Those were words he never expected to here from his sensei, but they were accepted nonetheless. Taking on the new team seven, Naruto can only stop and ask one thing "What the hell had he gotten himself into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
How to train your Villain To Become A Hero by Daru-kun reviews
Underestimating a quirkless girl was his biggest mistake. Now because of the pact HE made, Naruto must now Play 'Hero'. The question is, can he? Naruto x Fem!Izuku !Harem
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Naruto U., Izuku M., Momo Y., Tooru H.
Naruto intros by sladerules reviews
Interactions for Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017
The Shinobi who Speaks in Hands by StallionWolf reviews
The void could not contain W.D. Gaster, and he is scattered among time and space when scattered...now a fragment is sealed into a newborn Jinchuriki. To his allies, Naruto is a hero... to his enemies...he is... The Shinobi Who Speaks in Hands
Crossover - Naruto & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Team Seven, Gaster
Rabbit and Fox Meister by HaretaSora reviews
Challenge! Before sealing, Kaguya strikes to attack Sasuke. Naruto jumps in to protect him as they disappear from the realm. They end up in Death City, no doijutsu, no Bijuu, no chakra. Souls linked together, can't be too far from one another. Two enemies must find some way to work together or die in this unfamiliar world. Kaguya weapon, meister Naruto. BEING REWRITTEN
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,629 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.] Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
RWBNY by BlackSpirit 101 reviews
Many people know that feeling of absolute pain. But none have felt it like Naruto. Not being powerful enough to summon up his power due to a slight anomaly in his DNA he is labelled an outcast. A failure. But that changes when something happens with the anomaly in his DNA waking up. Armed with new strength and a broken mind he will strive to make his mark like no other. Rated M.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 155,172 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Naruto U., Velvet S., Cinder F., Team RWBY - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: The Return of Count by AssassinUzumaki reviews
When Orochimaru used Gogyo Fuinn on Naruto in the Forest of Death, he could never have imagined that his actions would create something more terrible than any other monster he had known. Watch as Naruto rises with the power of Alucard, The No-Life King, The Prince of Valahia, and his most important title, Count Dracula. Naruto Hellsing Xover.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,955 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Naruto U.
Naruto and the Murder Queens' Final Battle by SoulEmbrace2010 reviews
Naruto has enough on his plate. In addition to his former friend Sasuke not leaving him alone, he has a murderous femme fatale in his head. Now there's a new threat heading Konoha's way, and it's after the femme fatale in his head. One way or another, two rivalries are about to come to an end, with Konoha being the battlefield. Strong!Naruto, femFreddy, femJason, Sasuke bashing
Crossover - Naruto & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 368 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jason V., Freddy K.
Missing Sans by NotAWerewolf reviews
Sans has been missing for four years, and when his friends finally find him, he's made his home in the forest, caring for his adoptive human daughter Frisk. Papyrus has lost his happiness. Undyne still wants the human soul. Alphys can't understand. Will this broken family be able to recover?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans
Deaftale by NoItsBecky reviews
"I flinched at the sound. Not because there were apparently other sentient beings down here, but because it was a sound." A cynical deaf Frisk traverses the Underground, feat. Narrator!Chara, Charisk, and snarkiness. TW: Child abuse, self-harm, self-loathing, suicide, and a lot of profanity.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Chara, Frisk]
RWBY: Fragment of the Moon by Alejudis reviews
Brought to the brink of despair, he had been only moments from death when he was saved by an unlikely source. Stripped from the life he knew and left with nothing but the clothes on his back, he would forge a path filled with his own blood, sweat and tears.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Blake B., Pyrrha N.
Mistletoe by Dantikat reviews
Weiss is alone at Beacon for Christmas break, as the rest of Team RWBY has left to spend the holidays with their families. Ruby, however, finds out that Weiss has planned to stay at Beacon, alone, for the break, and intervenes herself to make sure that her teammate and partner isn't without love for Christmas.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Temp Hiatus: He fights for the cause, They fight for him by Oshiga Lucis Bahamut reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a new world after his final battle with Sasuke. Now he must find a way back home while missing one of his arms. He also somehow got a woman's soul stuck with him. Or will he find a reason to stay and fight for this world? Naruto x Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Raven B., Summer R., Team RWBY]
Crimson Memories Repeat by OverlordSwarm reviews
When a 27 year old Ruby Rose finds herself back in her teenaged body with 12 extra years of memories chronicling the complete and utter destruction of Remnant as she knows it, including the deaths of everyone she holds dear, she realizes it's time to play for keeps. But how much can the 'Last Huntress of Beacon' actually change and how much is she doomed to repeat?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 4/5/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Of Foxes and Snowflakes by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
Reincarnated into a new body, Naruto finds himself in the world of Remnant, along with a certain Uchiha progenitor. None too happy about the situation and less than thrilled about the state of the world, Naruto is once again put into a situation where he must make a choice: Save them all or let Remnant burn? Strong/Smart/Sharingan Naruto, pairing undecided
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,948 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Naruto U., Weiss S., Winter S.] Ozpin
Naruto the Forced Fighter by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
It is back up! It will take awhile before the entire story is back up, though.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 267,433 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Team RWBY
The Huntsman And The beast! by 0 Jordinio 0 reviews
He was the alpha of alpha's, the apex predator of apex predator's. Humanity had long been prey for the creatures of Grimm, but things had changed. Now the Grimm were his prey and their days were numbered.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 372 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.
Wake the Dead by The Loneliest of All reviews
Ruby had waited and waited. She read until her eyes gave out, and her eyelids fell like weights. She had studied until the words came to her as if saying them were second nature. Tonight was the night. Letting go wasn't an option anymore, she had paid a dire price.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
The Fox's Plight v2 by NineTailedHollow9009 reviews
Naruto was defeated by the "Second Sage". Sealed in a shrine and left to the ravages of time, he was found again centuries later by a certain team of Titans. How will Naruto fit into a society that wants nothing more than to use him?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/5/2017
Under a Shattered Moon by gregorybryce9 reviews
[TWO-SHOT] What if Adam wasn't the only one that Blake had left behind? What if there was another faunus who had captured the cat's heart? And what that faunus was none other than our own favorite blond hero, Naruto Uzumaki? BlakexNaruto "It doesn't matter how far you run Blake, I will always find you. That's a promise of a lifetime!"
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Naruto U., Blake B.
Hero Like no Other by One-Winged Angel of Death reviews
Sent by force to a strange world besieged by a mechanical threat and criminal activity. Recruited into an elite group of heroes from around the world he wouldn't stop until he bring peace to this unforgiving world. Overwatch has a new member joining their ranks like the world has never seen before and his name is Naruto Uzumaki. Narutoxharem.
Crossover - Naruto & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,507 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 1/30/2017 - [Naruto U., Mei, Lena O./Tracer] Genji S.
Reaper of Remnant by SNake57575 reviews
It had never happened before curse mark chakra had never clashed with Youkai, the attacks of the Sage's heirs clashed and merged the two together, the clash creating shockwaves sending him hurtling through worlds landing in Remnant where things would be different for him and he would be free of hatred … or would he (Chapter 1 Re-written)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 133,229 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Naruto U.
The Mission by The Royal Wolf reviews
Weiss enlists the help of Team RWBY on a mission of great importance.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
the graveyard near the house by LemonRoll reviews
The other day when we were walking by the graveyard near the house, you asked me if I thought we would ever die.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Hisao N., Rin T. - Complete
A Monologue of Judgement by Xager-the-Chaos-King reviews
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. But at the end of it all, I know what I deserve. After all, it's called the Judgement Hall for a reason.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2017
Naruto the New Moon Rabbit by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Remake of Naruto the Moon Rabbit, this one being more up to date with the RWBY-verse.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 179,733 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Naruto U.
Kill La College by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
Whelp this is my first fanfic ever and I know this show came out two years ago but what can I say, it's so good and I just found it now. Anyways enjoy Kill la Kill college style, with more badassery and deception than ever before. Plot: Ryuko gets an all expanse paid ride to college. The only problem? Its president is a girl named Satsuki who is hell bent on making Ryuko suffer.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,453 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Ryuko M., Senketsu, Satsuki K., Mako M. - Complete
Death to the Stars by NeonZangetsu reviews
Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Naruto U., Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, Benezia
Through different coloured glass by IndigoisBlue reviews
There are five Rubys', other than the original, and they each live in the originals head. When each comes out, they have a separate semblance than their base, which is speed, and they each represent an emotion and can be triggered by will or outside forces. There is Happy, Sad, Scared, Angry and... well, you'll just have to find out. Multiple personality AU
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017
For the love of RWUBY by SSJ3kyuubi reviews
A series of Romantic, fluffy one-shots between Naruto and the ladies of RWBY. Wish I had a better, and more epic summary of this fic, but that's the best I got.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,641 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B.
Perfect Ninja by Earth Beast reviews
Challenged by mellra. Naruto, after living a successful life, has died peacefully. Though that is hardly the end of his story. Watch as he takes the world of Dragon Ball by storm!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,822 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Cell, Naruto U., Hinata H.
8 Legged Love (Muffet x Male Reader) by BobbyFreesteam reviews
During your pacifist run you come across a mysterious room in Hot Land. After coming to terms and befriending Muffet, things start to become romantic. Things start slow but your love blossoms into something beautiful. Rated M for smut in future chapters. This is my first fic so give me some Feedback ***Currently On Hiatus due to family and school***
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2017 - OC, Muffet
Seeking Freedom: Fight or Spare! by Kyuubi16 reviews
After being cast out of a world while Realm Walking Naruto was blasted into another world in which he is turned into an anthropomorphic. He now finds himself stuck in a place called the Underground. While trying to figure out should he bother staying he soon finds reason to. A peculiar, light-hearted girl by the name of Frisk.
Crossover - Naruto & Undertale - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Naruto U., Frisk
RWBY:Hot Fur Action With Chocolate! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto. Sage. Transmigrant. Living out his new life and just having fun. Many things are true about him. Like that he is a highly skilled warrior. A third Year at Beacon Academy and the leader of team WYND. That he might have a massive thing for faunus girls. That he might have a sister complex? Yeah. Its one of those kind of stories.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 683 - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Blake B., Velvet S.] Team RWBY
Hindsight by Quietly Something reviews
Follows the good ending of each route. One night, recounted five different ways, ten years after the events of Katawa Shoujo. A night of thinking about the past forces Hisao to consider what his relationships mean to him, and what he is getting out of them.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Hisao N. - Complete
Sleep Well, My Queen by CallForCourage1516 reviews
Quick little "what if" one shot based on what's happening in the manga right now. Due to the events of the Blue Cult Arc, Lizzie meets her end. Ciel arrives at her funeral to bid her one last goodbye, and to say the things he never said. (I don't own the cover photo.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2017 - [Ciel P., Elizabeth M.] Sebastian M., Edward M. - Complete
A Deal With The Devil by SunnyxxxDay reviews
With a friend like that, you would make any deal. Fem!Frisk in the Underfell universe. Rated M for violence and torture.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Complete
Summer Maelstorm by KitsuneRose16 reviews
After taking an extended training trip, Naruto returns to Konoha with an unexpected surprise. How will everyone take this new surprise and how will it affect future events and just how much did Naruto change in his time away.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,600 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Naruto U., Summer R.] Raven B.
Naruto as The Devil by Draak D. Sol reviews
So, you want to hear another story huh? One about where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad- I'm telling you anyway. First, there was a Vault, then came the Vault Hunter to find the treasures hidden in the Vault. This is where our story begins, with a Vault Hunter, and a man named Handsome Jack.
Crossover - Naruto & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaige, Angel]
Naruto's Hellsing: A New Age of Vampires by DemiDemon99 reviews
Naruto's Third Exam is coming up, and he's falling to his death in a crevice! What happens when he cannot summon a Toad? What would happen if there was another force in that hole? What if Naruto woke it up... When Naruto cannot summon a toad, and wakes up Seras, what chain of events ensue upon them? M for later Chapter, Naruto/Seras, Definite harem. 4 girls only. Two decided.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Seras, Naruto U., Sakura H.
Snowstorm by Avalonforged reviews
Vale was not the only one to try to expand their borders, Atlas tried as well. What happens when a survivor of that disaster encounters the future ice queen of Beacon?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Naruto U., Weiss S., Pyrrha N.
Cowgirls vs ninjas by locolycan777 reviews
Denied the training to avenge her lover Naruko meets an old man from the far west who helps her with a weapon and way of life unheard-of by Ninjas. With the after effects of her victory echoing a new age across the lands Naruko must blaze her own path with bullets and passion. Femnaru lots of swearing and bashing mild harem no more than three. Put bluntly Femnaru with guns vs ninja
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Naruko U., Hinata H.] [Tayuya, Kin T.]
Sun and the Moon by Torashi Namikaze reviews
After sacrificing a lot, Naruto finds the final solution, befriending his last enemy. Some people believe that he deserves a second chance, as long as he takes his only friend left with him. How they're stuck in a world where there's no chakra and the stars call out to them for some reason they can't recall. Kaguya!Diana NarutoxDiana for now. Leona maybe?. Diana-lore rewrite.
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/10/2016
Naruto the Sun God by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Sometimes, being in the wrong place when good things happen is bad. Sometimes, it is worse. Naruto didn't know what to make of being in his current situation, but he was about to find out.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Naruto U., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Naruto: Master of the In Between by wesst1 reviews
Along with Yin and Yang is Mu, Nothingness. Watch as Naruto gains the power to do anything with the power over nothing. NaruHina, IruAnko and other pairings. First fic, be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,330 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Iruka U., Anko M.
From One War to Another by forgotten22968 reviews
Remnant, a world full of monsters that can sense negative emotion, a terrorist group with an equality wish, and a mysterious 'Queen' that thinks she has every contingency planned for. Well I believe Uzumaki Naruto just effed that up wouldn't you say?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B.
Eight Drinks by saffroncremebrulee reviews
In which Ren makes eight drinks, one for each of his friends and one for himself. Short, interconnected drabbles spaced throughout Team JNPR and Team RWBY's first year at Beacon. Spoilers for Volume 3.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2016 - L. Ren, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Reading of Naruto the Sun God by WILLIAM11 reviews
Team RWBY and JNPR have a special detention for being to loud in the library. Have to read a book stuck in a room for two days
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Darn It, I Fell In Love! by ChikaiItachi reviews
Series recap from Ryuuko's POV, focusing on the complex relationships between Ryuuko and other characters, but Ryuuko and Mako will always win as the main romance in this story. Includes novelized scenes from the series as well as original scenes. Multi-chapter. Multiple shippings supported/ hinted. I need feedback to improve, so please drop a review!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K., Mako M., Nui H. - Complete
The Maelstrom Hunter by CrimsonKyuubiSage reviews
All I did was follow orders. And what do I get in return for following my orders? Banishment. Exiled from my home. My career, finished. My dream, crushed. My life, could be better. But here I am now. Free of any burden in Konoha. The council want me to return home now. Truth is, Konoha's no longer my home, Vale is. And I'm not leaving without a fight. Rated T for mild language.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,879 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Ruby R.] Rōshi, Fū - Complete
A Simple Meeting by Black Dragon Of The Apocalypse reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Many think fate is determined from birth, that it is something you are unable to change no matter what. Others believe that fate is something that can be changed by a huge event. But what if destiny could be changed by the simpler things in life? Watch as the life of Summer Rose is changed by a simple meeting at a ramen stand with Remnant's resident immortal
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Naruto U., Summer R.]
Rebirth of the Dragon Warrior by Cyraxr reviews
After running from a mob Naruto finds himself in an ancient palace and encounters the spirit of its owner Chase Young. Who grants his power making Naruto the new master of darkness and keeper of balance. How will this change the world? Naruto/Wuya/harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U., Wuya
Mai's Teacher by pain17ification reviews
The world could not maintain the peace that Naruto fought for in Jiraiya's memory. With a heavy heart, he forsakes his time & seals himself away in hopes of a peaceful future. What happens when a girl who wishes to express herself finds the sealed body of the Hero of the Flame, unleashes him, & learns from him? What will the future hold for the world? COMPLETED! THERE IS NO SEQUEL!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,450 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Mai] - Complete
A Different Kind of School by forgotten22968 reviews
Having a forced vacation isn't really a vacation at all. Especially when it involves going to a foreign land where you would have to learn. Naruto didn't want to, but you can't deny the Hokage...especially when she threatens your career. Pairings will be Naruto x Hanako and maybe Hisao x Lily or Misha (I feel for the girl) M for safety-net. PAIRINGS HAVE CHANGED FROM DESCRIPTION.
Crossover - Naruto & Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015
See you soon, Friend! by Sniphles2000 reviews
After witnessing the death of her best friend, Penny, Ruby has shut herself away from the world. That is, until a certain package is delivered to her...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Penny P., J. Ironwood - Complete
Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,894 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
The Witch King of Nazarick by gandalf42 reviews
Millionaire, Naruto Uzumaki, plays a game. How was he supposed to know it would be real? Dark Elf Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Overshadowed by his fortuitous sister, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of natural brilliance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Sweets and Bitters by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel x Doll. Fifteen promp-based snapshots of their short-lived relationship. COMPLETE!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ciel P., Doll/Freckles
Blank Space by NeonZangetsu reviews
He was a blank space to Carrie. Odd. Unusual. An outcast...like her. She couldn't read him; couldn't understand him, couldn't tell what he was thinking. She'd always thought boys were strange; but this boy is more than strange. Something more indeed. Someone like her, with strange powers and yet...infinitely more terrifying. NarutoxCarrie! Inspired by the 2013 movie!
Crossover - Naruto & Carrie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
She Blinded Me With Science by SiFi270 reviews
Instead of sending her away to Boarding School, Isshin keeps Ryuko with him so she can continue his work. She quickly becomes an expert, and from there, everything changes.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,909 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Ryuko M., Mako M.] Isshin M., Satsuki K.
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Borderlands Whirlpool Style by Monz reviews
Naruto is pulled to the body of the Juubi that is trapped in the moon during the Forth Shinobi war. After being knocked through an archway and meeting knew people how will the universe deal with the return of a shinobi. Rated M just in case. Starts at the end of Borderlands 1.
Crossover - Naruto & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/21/2014
Bodyguard of Azula by Deus Swiftblade reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 776,152 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 5,419 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Flames of Azure reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Naruto and the League by Hell is fun21 reviews
Naruto died twice in life, once by the very people he trusted including his parents, and the next after killing his most hated foe, seeing himself unfit to go on. but the gods gave him and the champions another chance to live. how will the Elemental nations fare with the return of Naruto, and he brought some friends with him. Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,985 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Complete
Pretty Amazing Miracle by Ryzi reviews
There's a little bit more to Krieg than they can see. Hopefully he can prove it to the one that matters. [edit] Now with a 50% chance of becoming a Series [Edit Edit] NOW A SERIES
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Maya, Krieg] - Complete
The Art of Healing by Shuriyaki-San reviews
Naruto is stripped of almost all he loves, and he can't take much more...can one red-haired vixen heal him of his wounds? High school fic, Naruto X Female-Kyuubi. Kyuubi is an actual girl in this. Lemons in later chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,822 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Six Degrees of Seperation: Tangled by firedancer34 reviews
After stopping Sovereign, Shepard's life becomes a lot more complicated than she ever thought. Book 1 in a series to eventually span the entire game trilogy. Femslash haremfic alert!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 132,213 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010 - J. Garson, Ashley W., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Borderlands 2 - The Wraith Class by TheWonderfulMisterNoob reviews
A DLC never to be downloaded. Submitting this to SomeOrdinaryGamers soon!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013
Daddy by Not So Broken768 reviews
Emily knew she wasn't a normal girl. Normal girls had daddys. She didn't have one. She just had something better.
Dishonored - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Nightmares and the Questions they Raise by Not So Broken768 reviews
Emily had a nightmare. Poor Corvo, filling in as the parental figure, gets to deal with the consequences. (Short and horribly titled. Reviews are much apreciated. No specific chaos)
Dishonored - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Corvo A. - Complete
New-U by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,801 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Angel, Zer0 - Complete
Break Down (A NaruHina story) by NaruHinadorable reviews
After hearing the news of Jiraiya's death, Naruto flees in anger and sadness from Tsunade's office and delves in a deep dark depression which threatens his life. Hinata feels his pain and wishes to help him, the key to Naruto's happiness and well being lies in the hands of the Young Hyuuga heiress Author: i wanted to add more emotion than what was portrayed in the anime and manga
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,697 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hanyou Naruto and his vixens by Robin.exe reviews
A challenge story by Crossoverpairinglover that he put on his profile. Summary inside: Harem story Naruto/Hinata/FemHaku/Ino now added TenTen and Kin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 311,181 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mechro by Kromatick reviews
This is loosely based on the main storyline of Borderlands 2 except more focused on the character Gaige. It is mainly told from her point of view, but sometimes switches to another character's POV. *EDIT*: This story is now FINISHED so if you have read this, please go and read the sequel 'Hunted'.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Gaige, Deathtrap - Complete
Banned by CrazilyObsessed reviews
The flock gets a new member and she convinces them to kick Max out. Years later the meet again, but Max looks different and has a flock of her own. What happens when the two flocks must join together in order to complete a mission Jeb has instore?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Max - Complete
Remember Me by Not So Broken768 reviews
A poem about how no one remembers Kenny dying. Dark, I know, but I think it fits... Give it a chance, please?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Never Alone by Not So Broken768 reviews
Just a poem I wrote... Has nothing to do with anything, just something that randomly came to mind today...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Goodbye Jack by Leech101 reviews
One-shot. Mary Ward - the daughter of Jack Ward - is at yet another family party, but, her father sneaks out to talk to an odd man on the hillside. Mary listens in.
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Jack W., Tom W.
He Said She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Something goes wrong in the Forest of Death when Orochimaru puts the five Element Seal on Naruto. Here's a twist. Fem. Naruto Pairings: Naru/Sakura reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 689 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Beautiful Line by Mad Man Moody reviews
With Chell gone GLaDOS finds herself increasingly bored and restless. Be prepared for drama, fluff, and coupling. ChellDOS with hints of Chelley and WheatDOS. Rated M for adult themes. Please review
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Metal of Doom by Metalheadbanger reviews
Nick, a hard lucked teen's life is turned around after a near fatal encounter and vows to liberate his town by using the power of the tear drinkers. M for Strong blood/gore, Strong Language, and Sexuality. 5 chps updated.
Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ophelia, Guardian of Metal - Complete
All Along by Topaz18 reviews
Chell knew it, GLaDOS still cares for her. But will GLaDOS admit it? Or does she need a little song to help?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Shattered: Spiral of Deception by Flames of Azure reviews
A long forgotten clan member of an enemy of the Yamanakas is sent by Orochimaru to destroy Naruto via his mind. Now Ino has to pick up the pieces while everyone watches as secrets of the 3rd Hokage come pouring out. Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Falling Apart by Pyg'm reviews
Max was kicked out of the flock because she had a big secret,months later they meet again and learn about Max's past, and even more important her future to save the world. Rated T because im paranoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Mass Effect Christmas Jingle by Blackdeer7 reviews
While working in engineering on Christmas Eve, Tali comes up with her own lyrics to a playful holiday jingle. Happy Holidays!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Tali'Zorah - Complete
Disingenuous Assertions by Subject 0 reviews
Shepard has had enough of them. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Shepard - Complete
Alternate Dimensions: Foxfire by Flames of Azure reviews
Naruto unlocks his power at the bridge in wave. He finds out that he is from another world, now he has to get back some how or he will never be able to see his twin sister ever again! Naruto/Teen Titans crossover. Naruto/Raven/Terra/Jinx/?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,446 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The White Menace by A Girl Named Max reviews
Eddie Riggs and Ironheade meet new allies, the Drakes of Wrath, but are faced with a new enemy: the Demonslayers, an anti-metal church with a massive army at their beck and call.
Brütal Legend - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Guardian of Metal, Eddie R. - Complete
Lilith's Saga by Tsaalyo Phoenix reviews
Following the events of Borderlands, Lilith prepares to leave Pandora in search of other Sirens. However, new events unfolding on Pandora lead her to believe that the answers she seeks may still be found on the planet.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Lilith, Patricia Tannis - Complete
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6180 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
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Last of His Kind reviews
Naruto is the final member of his kind. His people killed by the Reapers. He is found by the Prothians and is raised and trained by them and Kurama. He will be the voice of a dead race. He will be the vengeance of his people. Rating subject to change. Chapter two tweaked now.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Naruto U., J. Garson
A fight for the Ages! reviews
Basically fights between Hellsing and Kuroshitsuji characters...with a plot! I'm gonna need some feedback on this one so please tell me what you think. Rated M for safety, violence, and language.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
KitAoM Bios
Simply put it is a group of biographies for Kitsune in the Age of Metal. Starts with Naruto and will have more out as I get more ideas out.
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U.
Kitsune in the Age of Metal reviews
This is a story about Naruto being sent to the Brutal World after his fight with Madara. Watch as he helps save humanity and fight Doviculous. R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Eddie R.
Hunt of the Fox reviews
Meet Naruto AKA the Fox. He is traveling to Pandora with the other four vault hunters to find the treasure trove known only as...well the vault. Along the way he makes friends, enemies, and kills a lot of bandits. If you want me to put up a full bio for him I will just ask. I finished the rewrite so enjoy!
Crossover - Naruto & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U.