Three years after the epic war of the cryptids, life goes on with the Saturdays as they continue to help and study cryptids... but that all changes when the spirit of Kur finds Zak again with a destiny to fulfill. Rated T to be safe. CHAPTER ONE OF REMAKE INCLUDED! STAY TUNED FOR NEW TITLE GOING UP! Current image made by Washichan on DeviantArt.

When Ahiru begins losing her golden feathers, what is Fakir to do when he finds a girl on top of him? Rue and Mytho are visiting, and it looks like all four are being sucked back into one of Drosselmeyer's stories, but he died, didn't he? There's a new shopkeeper and plenty of awkwardness between the two main couples, of course. Bonus chapters at the end.

By day I'm a Normal girl, but by night I'm a DUCK. That's right a duck. I was cursed to turn into one. And the only way to lift it is by true love. What will I do now? By the way my name is Ahiru Duck.

This picks up from where the first book ends. : Lend is trying really hard to tell Evie something. Something important. But is just downright interrupted.

The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.

Set decides to send Carter and Sadie on a quest, a quest for laughs! Cracks on Salt, Sanubis, Zarter and more!

"Katniss, could you..." Peeta trails off as he gulps, nerves and fear making him unable to complete the question. He manages to catch his breath before he speaks again. "Is there a possibility that you are pregnant?" - My take on Catching Fire.

Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.

Dabble your sights, and your heart, in these UsagiMamoru drabbles. Written for the 100 Themed Drabbles on Livejournal's UM: A Love Like No Other, these short stories remind us that it is the most fleeting moments that make the longest lasting memories.

School life is hard enough, and now gifted with different powers, how different would everything be? Because no matter the power, or the world, teenage drama just never changes. Of course, there are added perks...JARA ALL THE WAY! READ AND REVIEW!

The children from the hunt gather at Fiske's mansion for a game night to help in uniting the branches and end up playing Truth or Dare. What will happen?

Scathach has to go to school! Why! Read and enjoy to find out!

PROBABLY WON'T FINISH SORRY First fanfiction: It has been 6 months since the battle with the Raven and the Prince, Mytho and Rue are together ruiling a kingdom together, Fakir now has his stories, and Ahiru is just a duck, until one misty day at the pond changes Ahiru's life

It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.

Spontaneous, romanticish drabbles. Latest: "Just Enough" - Amy feels a little sulky when Ian doesn't give her any special treatment on Valentine's Day.

About how Serena Darien & scouts reveal to everyone who they really are; how the marriage is key to the future; how the new dark kingdom fits into their new lives; & how everything works at the start of Crystal Tokyo. Sequel to TRUTH ABOUT THE PAST too

Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.

Song-Fics and story about all 39 Clues characters, their hard times, their quest to find the Truth, and a little bit of everyday humor. It's a clean read, now with slight Amian!

The Anubis gangs has a few secrets. What happens when someone gets a call that they need to go back home? Everyones secret is out in the open. FABINA,PEDDIE,JARA,AMFIE and MOY

The girls at Anubis won't wake up. Their trapped in their dreams. What do the guys have to do to get them out. Fabina, Peddie, Jara, Amfie and Moy

Characters from the Hunger Games coming together to play truth or dare as if the Hunger Games never existed. OOC

Three years after the Great Race of Oban Eva gets a visit from Jordon that throws her life in a unexpected turn...

This is kind of like my PJO story, "Birth of the New Heroes", only with the blood of the pharaohs! The birth of the kids of Zarter, OC/OC, Jalt, and Sanubis! Epilogue uploaded! COMPLETED.

Short oneshots about Doc, Zak, and Zak's son Solomon. -OC-

What if the girls were sirens? What if the boys were their new target? Fabina, Peddie, Amfie, Moy, & Jara. Cowritten with SibunaSaviour.

The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.

Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?

Alfie and Poppy know that Jerome and Mara like each other, but how about a little proof? Sneaking around with voice recorders sounds like a good idea right? What could be recorded? Will it be enough evidence to scheme up a romantic rendezvous? Find out. JeromexMara! Some Alfie and Poppy shenanigans

When Sadie becomes the host of Anubis to find the cure for Walt's curse will they succeed or lose a very close friend? A lot of Sanubis, and bits of Zarter as well. My 1st story so I appreciate suggestions and reviews! LAST CHAPTER IS UP! :)

It is 2015 and Nina,Fabian,Amber,Alfie,Patricia,Eddie and there children now own the house of Anubis and life is great, but on Nina's daughter Addy's first birthday, a spirit called Osiris come looking for the scepter of Anubis and Vera is looking for the Elixir, they have no choice but to get the gang back together! please review!

"Okay, so I have this idea. You know how people are always making up lists of a hundred things they shouldn't do, but do them anyways?" Everyone watched him warily. "Well," Jerome continued, "I have decided to do the same thing, but for us. You in?"

Sequel to An Unexpected Surprise; Amy has been kidnapped by the Evan, who is now a Vesper. Ian and the other Cahills are trying to rescue her. OOC, but I can't help it

We were just in the museum when the wall exploded! You would never guess who came out! Read and find out what happens. Please review!

Cato thought he was ready for anything in the Arena. He wasn't prepared for this. Pairings: Cato/everybody, rated T for language. One-shot. The third category is Drama :

Post-Mockingjay. Katniss has some news for her husband...preg!Katniss/Peeta

Katniss and Peeta are tired of Haymitch's drunken ways. They decide to make a list of things banned for him to say or do. Haymitch though, won't take it lying down. Implied Everlark.

Not a crossover, but based on the Rules From NCIS. What if Artemis and Co. had their own list? A oneshot to go along with each rule.

Katniss' daughter begs her father to have a tea party with her. But things get terribly awkward when she decides blue is his color and Gale and his son show up. KatnissxPeeta A family spin set after Mockingjay

OneShot. Years after the rebellion, Snow's reign of terror has ended and the Capitol has fallen. But the Capitol still remains inside Peeta - what happens when his flashbacks take control and he is sent over the edge? Katniss And Peeta. Edit:TYPOS!

Six years before the clue hunt. Amy and Dan spend some "quality time" with their cousins, the Kabras. Mischief and hilarity ensues as the cousins come together to fight a common enemy.

What happens when Gales daughter Sonya meets Nick Mellark? Or when Anastasia meets Daniel Odair? It would be in four different perspectives. Daniel Odair, Sonya Hawthorne, Nick Mellark and Anastasia Mellark. Other characters too!

Mamoru has a little party and the gang decides to play Truth or Dare... with alcohol. Confessions are made... lives are changed... feelings are revealed... Mamoru/Usagi first season.

Spies AU. Agents Everdeen, Mellark and Hawthorne are on a mission to take down the newly elected President and expose his corrupt dealings. All they have to do is get in, get out, and not get caught... Oneshot. For the Girl on Fire ficathon.

Peeta teaches Katniss about a philosophy her father taught him.

There is a reason Prim doesn't go into the woods

AU Zach pulled on a mask and flippers before thinking about how his life had gotten so weird. He was spending time with a girl, without physical contact. Then he thought, It's time for something new, and Cammie was definitely something new. COMPLETE

"Sweethear-" I clapped my hand over his mouth before he even had the chance to finish. "Don't even think about that!" I exclaimed. "Haymitch calls me that, there's no way I can love you when all I think is- ugh!" I explained with a shudder.

On one fine summer day, the Cahills happened to stumble upon this fascinating site called fanfiction. . . /UNDER REWRITE.

When Hamilton Holt crosses the line, Sinead plans revenge. Cahill style. The story plot changes after chapter 2: When Sinead is kiddnapped by Vespers, the Cahills try to rescue her and fail. Will they escape even though they're seperated? T to be safe.

It started with a mess on the carpet, it ends with two traumatized teens in the bathroom Please R/R

Sadie takes Anubis out to see the world. Is it a date? You could call it that. Will it end-up perfect or a disaster? You'll see. A fan-fic about Sadie and Anubis' adventures or date set in Sadie's point of view and Anubis'.

Fluff alert! Endymion is rudely awoken by his water gun wielding wife, Serenity. She makes a run for it with him in hot pursuit! Sere, don't trip him up! Endy, stop looking so hot! Life's always fun with a watergun!

Syeira Mellark is wondering About her Aunt Effie's hair.

Katniss couldn't believe she'd let Peeta talk her into this.

Haymitch and Effie are asked to babysit Katniss and Peeta's newborn daughter. What will happen? Pairings: Hayffie and Everlark. ONE-SHOT.

What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!

Cahill Island falls into the hands of trial. The sleeping threat has risen. But the sword of the warrior is still concealed. alternate universe

He realized that if he were to dip his head just a bit, that he would be in the perfect position to kiss her. And she would be in the perfect position to slap him.

DRABBLES. Latest: Then there was none. Alistair-centric.

Here's a list of things I can't do at Cahill Command, with a backstory for each! Review! It says Sinead and Amy for the characters, but it has all of them.

"Fine, I'll tutor you. But you'd better listen and listen good, because the sooner you learn this, the sooner I don't have to hang out with you anymore." Sinead is annoyed to be tutoring Hamilton, but they soon run into other complications. Hamilton/Sinead.

This is my first EVER story so be nice. Dain is back, and has a task, that task is to kiddnap the Queen of Deltora, and that Queen is as you know Jasmine, Thankyou for all of the Reviews,but don't forget to review, chapter six and seven are up!

Amy Cahill may be a stuttering, shy girl on land. But she's a totally different being in the water. As the Clue Hunt commences, will Amy have the strength to save humanity and mermanity as we know it?

"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"

Read and Review. the title pretty much explains it. Warning: May cause severe smiling

MAJOR MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS. Katniss has a dream that scares her to her core, it shows how so many loved ones die or abandon her when she wakes up the only choice she has is to give it her all to fix her world and create her own, good, ending

Fiske has important news that he has been keeping a secret for quite a while. He gathers the family for a reunion and they only know one thing...whatever Fiske is planning will change their lives...forever.

Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave

The Vespers have found a new source of power in the demons of the Underworld. With that, five Cahills prophesied to defeat them receive the powers of their ancestors. Join Jonah, Hamilton, Ian, Amy, and Sinead, as they unveil the truth behind the magic.

"Where is she!"He asked,his voice like acid."Where is who!"Dan asked. "You know who!"He yelled, pointing the gun at him, "You know exactly where she is." "For the last time, we don't know." Hamilton said,struggling with the cuffs."Where is Amy Cahill?"

Just a typical night in the di Angelo household. Fluffy Thalico; for MidnightRose24.

Jonah's trying to get everyone into the Christmas spirit. How? By telling the story of a Christmas Carol with a few twists. Using the Cahills as characters, of course!

Because there's always more than meets the eye.

Ned and Ted find a list to annoy people at the cinema and Dan is going to help them. I got this idea from the Annoy People at the Cinema list in my profile. Complete.

This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes

Sophie and Josh playing with their new powers. Rated T just in case. One-shot.

Everybody's bored at the Christmas reunion, so what do they do to have fun? Well they start to tell, well, interesting stories.

"Merry Christmas." Nico gives Thalia a Christmas present. Thalico oneshot.

It's the first Christmas in Crystal Tokyo, and the queen and king have chosen what they believe to be the perfect gifts for each other. But being royalty is hard work and they are both stressed & tired. Will their gifts restore their closeness? Sere/Dare

Jasmine learns how much fun snow can be.

"We've dealt with the Vespers before. We can deal with them again," he said. She shook her head. "You don't get it. This time it's different. This time only the strongest will survive. So... so lead me to heaven when we die."

My first attempt on a kung fu panda christmas fanfic where Tai Lung meets three mysterious ghosts that take him to the past, present and future.

A lot of characters from my favorite books are watching me. And stalking me. Paranoia! It's not all Artemis Fowl though; there is the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Twilight, Underland Chronicles, and Guardians of Ga'Hoole too.

Bast has a kitten. She named her Menefer which means 'established and beautiful' in Egyptian and she is quite the little troublemaker.

Holly and Artemis go to a swing dance. Just a twoshot; me trying to be cute. as usual, T because I'm more paranoid than Foaly.

Inspired by the conversation between Meghan and Ash on page 136 from The Iron King Meg "No life debt, or having to become your wife, right?" Ash "Not unless our sires made a deal without our knowledge." AU and a little OCC

A parody of Deck The Halls for Artemis Fowl

Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Amos join all of the Egyptian Gods in a council meeting, when suddenly, they are interrupted by Thoth bringing in three strange books all from the Recordings of Sadie and Carter. CHAPTER 2 IS UP!

The Cahills are all going to stay at the Kabras mansion but Dan isn't to happy about this. What does Dan do to bost the excitment? mabye some Amian Summary sucks but please read and review :D

Thalia wants to kill Nico...Or does she? One-shot...made out of boredom...no flames please :-

Myles and Beckett visit the eye doctor. Based on my own experience with contacts.

The events of The Iron Daughter when Ash is being controlled by Virus. Ash's POV.

Jasmine opened her mouth to say something, but before she could get a word out, Lief leaned forward and pressed his lips against hers. / Lief and Jasmine's first kiss. Set in the middle of DQ 3, Shadowgate.

'Amy had told her that it was slightly based on the Cahills, and their need to outdo one other,specifically the Ekatrinas and the Tomas', as they were more rivaled with each other.' One-shot for IJCC's contest .

Fairytales don't exist- can't exist- in their world, but that won't stop them from trying.

Artemis has a secret... Little does she know, she is the center of that secret. What will she do when she finds out? Spur of the moment story, I got the idea when I was listening to the soundtrack for Kingdom Hearts II.

Holly discusses the Lucky Charms dude with the Twins. Beckett wants to be a leprechaun. Kinda stupid, i started babbling. But there's chocolate coins! Not sure what to rate it.

Opal tries to get revenge, but her plans backfire again. Now Artemis is an Elf? Rated T cause I'm more paranoid than Foaly.

All of the clue hunters are captured by a mysterious girl named Jay and are stuck on a Cruise untill they finish the 39 clues series.Will there be a little romance?

Some Arty and Holly fluff for you. "Some treat."

Just some light fluff about Arty and Holly in an enclosed space.

This is a summary AWSOMENESS

If you don't like flying Cake you wont like this story!

What happens when Jonah gives Dan a link to a certain website? Let's just say that someone's going to be having nightmares... Written by Arieda. RAted T just in case.

Katniss tries knitting, Peeta has a surprise too. Just a fluff piece more details inside

Do you want to spy on Cato? Know the reason why you should never ask Finnick for any dating advice? Be part of the mysterious ticking noise? WARNING: if you do not take this seriosly then you'll die. Here a few tips for your survival. 100% stupid.

Thalia bets Nico that he won't do things. ONE-SHOT

Ian and Amy are trapped in one room. Natalieand Dan in another. What will happen? Warning: contains total rendomness and dweebdom. edited by The Girl Of The Moon

You were the puppet master, and I was your puppet. Hanging on strings, controlled like a marionette. /Winner of "Most Original" on The Madrigal Awards, Round 5.

Jasmine sings a song at a party Lief hostes and Lief wants to tell her he loves her. What will happen at the grove of trees the party is near? Read to find out.

One-shot. Of course, Artemis would never eat one himself, but that doesn't stop him from trying to get Holly to take a bite of a hotdog... althought, Artemis finds he does like a certain fairy dish...

When the cast read Morganville, I know its proabaly been done before but I wanted to try it. rated T for language

Well come on! Read it! You know you want to! It's rather humorous, at least I hope it is. Just click it! You're missing the story! READ IT! Rated K plus for safety!

A one-shot. Holly explains to Artemis what the colors of the sunset mean. Artemis makes his move with each glowing color. "After all, there is so much pink up there..."

By the time they reach their mysterious place she has just about had it with him. Crackkk "Peeta if you step on another branch….." Crackkk She can hear his laughter from behind but she knows if she looks back then she will probably kill him. P?k flu

The secret was forgotten, but was it lost?

Ian and Amy are kidnapped and forced to read the 39 clues! I know it's over done but I wanted to do this. IanxAmy

Newlyweds will always discover surprising things about each other. Newly married, Ian asks Amy to check their accounts and she finds a surprising discrepancy. Rated T just to be safe.

Artemis Fowl has always been able to surprised Holly Short. When the two are left to discuss what happened after the Atlantis Complex, he surprises her even more with something neither of them have much experience with, love.

Artemis is in trouble and his parents rush to his side leaving Myles and Becket with the nanny. all is going well until bed time. That's a no can do for the Fowl twins. They lead the Nanny on a wild chase threw Fowl Manor! and Mulch comes for a visit.

Yep.. Amy left me a whole list of rules! Rated T for humorous swearing

In the multiverse, there exists trillions of worlds and possibilities, with the same people, but they are all completely unaware of each other. But what if the circumstances brought the same individuals together? Borrowed concepts from His Dark Materials

This is for therockinCookie's 39 clues fairytales and folktales contest. It is based on the fairy tale Toads and Diamonds. Amy gets an unwanted gift from a fairy that changes her life. Written by SparklyHippo3000.

Marcia and Marcellus fluff. This is my first story please no flames.

A one shot about how a simple day for Saladin turns into an adventure. My first fic.

Things I learnt from/notice in/ suggest for/ Artemis Fowl Fanfictions Reviews are always welcome.

"Cats don't swim, Dan. They don't even like the water." "Well, maybe Saladin's different!" Post-Clue Hunt, oneshot.

When Artemis gets up in the middle of the night for a sweet treat who knows if the chocolate cake is the only one he is in for?

Ended to make room for the other 'annoy' fic. Thanks to the people that reviewed.

Can't say much or I know I'll give away the twist! For TGM's contest! 2 chapters and an epiloge. IanxAmy Rated T for violence and SLIGHT language. IanxAmy. DON'T HATE ME TILL ITS OVER!

Wadi is the new girl in school. She starts to fall for popular and straight A student, Zak Saturday. Watch as she tries to survive school work, bullies, and romance. Can she handle it all? Read and find out. Better than it really is.

The Prince has been kidnapped! Or cryptidnapped. Or horsenapped. Who knows! But it's up to the Saturdays to save Great Britian from a possible takeover! And what kind of dark hand has Argost dipped into this matter?

What happens when Amy and Ian read some of the stories we write about them? This is a one-shot that I wrote in my free time. IanxAmy

When they said that sleep is a necessity, not a luxury, they were right. AxH.

A matchmaking show Ceaser Flickermen hosts! The first guests Katniss and Peeta! AU! Please read its kinda funny\ Dramatic!

Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.

The Vespers are rising to power. Amy, Dan, and the younger generation of Cahill's must stop them, but will love get in the way of their ultimate goal? Ian/Amy Dan/Nat Ham/Sin Jonah/OC Humor/Romance/Adventure For amycahill555's Cahills vs Vespers contest!

What would happen if your three favorite fictional characters came to life before your very eyes? Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson apear in my bedroom... srry it doesn't include Harry in the category it would only let me chose for 2 crossover

What happens when Meghan has a cold? Short one shot. AU and OOC Ash

Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!

ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."

What if, long ago, fairies and humans shared a powerful bond? What if they connected; shared each others pain? If so, it is long forgotten. Fairies and humans are never friends. Well, there is one pair.. Will the unlikely duo encounter ancient magic? A/H

It really has nothing to do with Aladdin. Just JennaXBeetle. The story turned out way different than what I had intended... Plus, read this and you get to see a jerk being hit with a shovel!

Duh-duh-duh-duh! The epic story has returned! As always, Ian/Amy

This takes place at the end of TTP. Angeline has a foggy memory due to Opal controlling her body. She doesn't remember anything she saw while she was "sick." Angeline makes some discoveries. HSxAF at end.

What should've happened at the end of Into the Gauntlet. Written by LucianGurl39 but edited by me!

TPG contest. Can be seen as sequel to Surprises. Holly is given a break aboveground, when she goes to see her old friends Artemis and Butler. General catching up, bantering, and the ultimate holiday gift of all. Happy Holidays!

Holly, spending her two-week Christmas vacation above-ground with the Fowls, discovers one of Artemis' more legal talents. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.

There's a fairy in the bottom of the Fowls garden. Myles and Beckett's first encounter with Holly.

Holly Short is forced to participate in Role-Playing Games at the Academy. How does she respond when she is always put into a position that is trying to weaken her?

Septimus tries to play match-maker because he knows that Beetle is too shy to even try to court Jenna. Jenna starts to fall for Beetle and Beetle tries to make himself look "cool". Rated K because it's funny and appropriate for all ages. Hope you like it!

Lief has a crush on Jasmine. When the opportunity arrives will Lief tell how he feels to Jasmine? One-Shot.

Ian Kabra is dead. Amy Cahill is sad, until she sees that Ian is not just dead...but undead. Now, she's trapped in a world where fangs exceed words, and being a vampire's bride is not an option. Ian/Amy

Artemis's parents insist on a vacation. Holly tags along to see the Northern Lights, a part of a mysterious fairytale in the Book. A creature is being hunted, and she won't go underground, leaving her in Artemis's care. Kill or be killed. What will he do?

Ted can't see to draw his diagrams. Wanting to get away from her family for a little while, Reagan is willing to help. Ted/Reagan, takes place during "Into the Gauntlet."

The 39 Clues characters are frustrated. Their precious fandom's quality is dying, and they will not stand for it. So to preserve the fandom, they create the Nellie Gomez Foundation, a foundation dedicated to saving it... before it's too late.

Chupacabras are running wild! Are they crazy, or is there something out to get them? And will the Saturdays survive with the dangerous combo of Doyle and Crystal?

Read Little Arty, In the Past, first. Then Blackmail, then this. Artemis needs to get Holly back for all those little "favours" she had him do, but he has to deal with a few things first...

You asked for it, so here it is. A sequel to "Little Arty, In the Past". Holly finally gets revenge on everything that Artemis has ever done to her, and uses a little blackmail to get it. Read LAIP first, this'll make more sense that way.

This is just a little story about what happens after Artemis steals Holly's diary, with a couple of twists. :D Artemis/Holly

Do not be confused. This is a fic that is set AFTER TAC, but Artemis doesn't have the Complex. Anyway, Juliet shows Holly something that she probably shouldn't have seen. one-shot

Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.

Future Fic. Myles and Beckett Fowl have never been that close to their older brother, having long since left Fowl Manor to begin his own Empire. But what happens when they discover their older brother's little secret? Contains Arty/Holly romance.

A standard ball of fluff. Holly and Artemis discuss Santa Claus and stuff like that. Please R&R? *hands you freshly baked cookie* Please? T for mildly descriptive kissing.

After the Kabras died, Dan and Amy won the clue hunt and moved into the Kabra estate, Ian's ghost came back to haunt them. Warning: Horribly scary events, rated T.

Artemis and Holly will never give up their friendship. Even if they have to go through the Council's tedious trial. You've got to feel sorry from them. The council, I mean... Now a two-shot!

Artemis Fowl II is 17 years old. He enters his study at Fowl manor to find a letter addressed to him on his desk from... himself? What is this letter about? How did it get into fowl manor? Who wrote it? One shot Might make it more if people want me to

When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.

It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly

Arty gets outsmarted by April Fools' jokes! How will he react? Rated K-plus cause Arty says a bad word, but in Gnommish.

Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE

Dan thinks Ian has to be put down a knotch, and makes a list of things to annoy Ian.

After Amy, Dan, and Nellie visit the Caribbean they go to the US, but Amy is captured by Isabel Kabra as a tool to control Ian. Of course, Amy isn't going quietly... Amy/Ian, Secret agent!Nellie, rated T for kissing scenes, mild swears, paranoia. COMPLETE

Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.

when holly developes a strange sickness, foaly discovers only one thing can save her.

Jenna/Beetle. One Shot. Beetle is in charge with the booth called the "Magykal Kiss, Jenna enters booth... you know what happens next!

From the author who brought you It Continues, Oh, Crap, and Guardians of Lesper'ah, comes the latest comedy of the season: a parody of the latest book, Syren! Everything's messed up in this fantasy world. Rated T for, uh...language.

25 bits of BeetlexJenna fluff. No chronological order.

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

“I told you,” Foaly eyed the knife pointed at him warily. “I’m your Fairy Godmother and I would appreciate it if you lowered the knife please.”

Opal is still at large, and the LEP has reason to believe someone is targeting Artemis at St Bartlebys. They send out a reluctant Holly to deal with the problem. But what she doesn't know, is that something far more sinister awaits her there. A/H & OC/OC

AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.

One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.

After the hunt for the 39 Clues, the world finds out that Amy wrote the books using a series of pen names. Amy and Ian are dating.

What happens when Doc & Drew leave Zak with a new baby sitter- that could be a threat? And what happens when they find out the her dangerous secret? Will life ever be normal for Zak? -Rawr!

‘Don’t get sucked in.’ That was a warning that Holly planned on forcing Foaly to put on his new brand of video games. Right after she beat the game. slight AxH Written for AFFanGathering’s Holiday Fanfiction Exchange.

Written for Lceracer's Christmas story challenge! A/H One-shot.

10 reason why Holly Short and Artemis Fowl should be together.

One day Amy decided to make a list of rules for her brother.

Holly decides it's a lovely night for a moondance. Artemis's suit does not agree. Backup vocals provided by the moon light. The rain is on drum set. Butler is on bass for this evening. Please respect the dancers. There is only one shot.

Quality time with the twins between TLC and TTP

Today is Marcia's birthday, and does anyone remember it? Follow Marcia's hilarious day as she tries to get someone to say "Happy Birthday" to her. Is it even worth it? Magyk in a Box is not on hold. ONESHOT. R&R

I, the fantastic Foaly, am writing the best book yet, full of romance and joy, until two people who are clueless for their love for one another spoil it for me. Possible Artemis/Holly, depending on whether they see it for themselves.

The LEP’s Annual Valentines Festival and the Champagne Ball is to be set at Fowl Manor this year. What interesting things can happen in only seven days... Set after EC **UPDATED! CH 7 UP**

One-shot. Closely following TTP. The two usual suspects. A fight turns into something entirely different.

Artemis is rather suprised, and impressed, when he discovers some of Holly's ancestory.

Holly babysits. Sometimes two-year-olds are more insightful than you might have thought.

What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...

10 ways to annoy various Artemis Fowl characters. If you don't like these lists, then don't read them.

Set after TTP. Artemis, Butler, Holly and Trouble are called together, but by who, or what? Will contain violence eventually, plot still under construction. H/A.

Artemis and Holly are making Stink Worm soup what could possibly go wrong? WARNING: Lots of insults and i wouldnt get to close if i were you- it gets a bit...messy...

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

FULL SUMMARY INSIDE :: "I hate blood," Artemis frowned, poking a straw through the IV bag, and timidly sipping its contents.

A series of stories tracing Artemis and Holly over the course of a lifetime. In this installment: Myles does not believe in Santa, and is rather surprised to find his brother meeting elves under the mistletoe.

Artemis *ahem* PROPOSES a plan to save Holly's magic... like omgz, A/H!

Septimus has a horrifying nightmare!

Humour/mystery. Calling all Fowl fans! Holly's been kidnapped, and YOU, the readers, need to figure out who did it... Do you think you can solve this mystery?

Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.

Butler is having a tough time feeding young Artemis. Short warmup piece. Warning: Adorable.

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

-One Shot-What I think happened when Nicko stayed behind for Snorri. Some fluff but I couldnt leave it out ; , R&R guys because its my first SH fic xoxo

Arty has to reherse for a school play, much to his disgust. Unfortunately, Holly is the one who's agreed to help him reherse... A/H fluff, rating may go up.

just a small bit of A/H fluff. had an hour infront of a computer so i wrote this. k just for saftey

Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?

It's Holly's 87th, or 90th, birthday. However, she isn't really looking forward to celebrate her day of birth. Foaly brought here a present that could change her mind. Her birthday starts a new chain of events. Now a series!

Artemis can't cook. Holly's frustrated with trying to teach him to bake a banana chocolate cake. How do Artemis's lack in cooking skills help his lovelife? AxH

Artemis and Foaly have a new project: the Time Magnet. When Artemis and Holly test drive it, they are swept into a whirlwind of adventures that the reader will find strangely familiar...

-Nicko/Snorri- Snorri Snorrelssen can be a stubborn girl. But she does oblige, sometimes.

Just a sweet family moment when Zak was a little tot! I may add more chapters, but I'm not sure...

Artemis deals with a clingy Minerva. A/H, of course, and it's flufftastic. Caution: Minerva fans will be offended. Serious Minerva hating going on here. Based on a song, but not really a songfic.

Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.

Interesting things are bound to happen when Foaly bribes Holly to host a Christmas Consumer Products Live show, and she brings in Arty. Oneshot. I don't own AF.

A story based on the myth of Hades and Persephone. "Happiness is the taste of pomegranate kisses..." Artemis/Holly

Here it is, the long awaited sequel to the Wolfish Incident! What's this! Foaly and Vinyaya in Dargium? Cam paying a visit to the palace? And, did I hear you right? Holly and Artemis having KIDS? T for safety

Part of the Deltora christmas challenge. Mistletoe? Gifts? Sledging? An'I survived the Quest' shirt? Is this Christamas in Del or what?

Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.

One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.

Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.

Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters

It's the LEP's 5000th anniversary, and there is a ball. With Caballine in the mix, who knows what will unfold? Rating may increase later. Spoilers For Time Paradox!

When Holly and Artemis are taken to another land they team up with a wolf to save a kingdom that reveals something unsettling about the Fowl line. AH. COMPLETE! Sorry for the plot-holes, I'm revising!

Baby Artemis must learn to be nice and respect others. yeah, right!

-Stockholm syndrome- n. A phenomenon in which a hostage begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to his or her captor. Origin:Stockholm 1973 , during which a bank employee became romantically attached to a robber who held held her hostage HSAF!

Eoin Colfer learns of fanfiction and decides to visit the world of Artemis Fowl fanfiction. What happens?

After being rescued by Holly from a toxic spill, Artemis feels different. He and Holly were covered in sludge, and now they're sprouting tails! Will the others find an antidote before kid and cop become cats?

Read if you dare

Lief wants to propose to her. But how? And does she feel the same? LiefJasmine and some BardaLindal.

Holly reflects on some things and has a slightly awkward conversation with Artemis via the communicator. AH but in a vague way.

One day Holly accidently follows Foaly into Wonderland where she meets lots of familiar people in unfamiliar ways. Artemis as the Cheshire Cat? Follow Holly's adventure in Wonderland...

Its just a normal day for LEP Captain Holly Short, but this day has a difference today someone wants to take her out and I don't mean on a date. This was written for a challenge more about that inside AH

Artemis has brought Holly to see his town square's christmas tree, and it's the most amazing thing she's ever seen. AFHS

Artemis recives a rather large variety of gifts this Christamas season

Was Holly's kiddnapping really the first time that Holly and Artemis met? Featuring fiveyearold Arty!

I dont have a disclaimer on each chapter so I DONT OWN ANYTHING. Ok, Artemis and the gang get dragged into a game of truth or dare, they sleep over, Artemis in a dress, chaos ensues. So,hope you like it. R&R, HollyxArty

AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Oneshot

Holly vists Fowl manor, but gets caught up in a tasting session with Master Artemis. In the end, what's Holly's favourite flavour? sorry. terrible summery

A sequal to Watching Holly. “I was intoxicated by you, Artemis... AFHS

Holly slept peacefully and Artemis watched her... Extremely short AFHS fic.

'What are you? Her fairy godmother or something' Artemis Fowl pg 80 What if Foaly really was Holly's Fairy Godmother? Artemis Fowl characters in the fairytale Cinderella. WARNING: You may look like a freak for laughing at a computer screen. /AxH/ [Abandoned]

Foaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?

Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... A/H.

ArtemisHolly: fluffy stuff. Artemis does magic, Holly has talent, he can't remember, she can't resist. Fun fun fun. R&R :COMPLETE:

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...

Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE